"Sansa's last suitor will be a Targaryen" Dany x Sansa Co-rulers of the North and South for the win
@mrlagoonslawyer9 ай бұрын
Wheres that one ao3 fanfic that has alicent x rhaenyra and margaery x sansa and they're all friends There are like 2 other wlw couples but i cant remember them, fic was strangely well written
@romulusnuma1163 жыл бұрын
Glidus is Benioff he destroyed game of thrones to launch his youtube channel don't believe his lies.
@sihollett3 жыл бұрын
Preston Jacobs is DB Weiss. The Chad Summerchild plots are him telling himself he can still write.
@wtr3059 Жыл бұрын
Theory: Glimbus is a Dothraki. He seems to try and make everybody ahorse, similarly to how Dothraki religion and culture works.
@DwRockett3 жыл бұрын
I think the best explanation of the Brightflames is that they were the original “antagonist dynasty” before gurm came up with the (much better) Blackfyre dynasty
@Glidus3 жыл бұрын
pointless rambling ends at 6:40 (and so begins the pointed ramblings) lmao i called the trickster god floki, can anyone tell what show glimbus has been watching recently
@auranewaters84773 жыл бұрын
Theory : This show is taking place north of the wall a long time ago, Lagertha is a Targaryen, Floki is a faceless men, and Ragnar Lothbrok is the king of the Andals. My theory is flawless, the timeline matches, therefore you must accept it.
@stupidhandles3 жыл бұрын
It does a dragon show, great up until season 4,then utter dog crap
@ad-dk3md3 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming the show is Vikings. But there is another viking named Floki, in an anime called Vinland Saga that you would probably really like, Glimbo Neutron. All on KZbin
@sihollett3 жыл бұрын
fLoki is fake-Loki. Odin isn't really Loki's dad. There are no lemon trees in Asgard!
3 жыл бұрын
SANSA IS FAT FALCON DADDY JON ARRYNS DAUGHTER
@NA.NA..3 жыл бұрын
Theory confirmed: Benjen is definitely Dario and he got to slavers bay by the east by traveling north and west past the wall around the world past the 5 forts.
@Caesim93 жыл бұрын
And then worked up the ranks of the storm crows.
@sirocco28103 жыл бұрын
And he did this because he was bored. There's his motive. Watertight theory.
@yetipotato85673 жыл бұрын
He was pissed his Ned send his lame and wimpy kid to be Benjens problem and thus ruining his cool vibes in the eyes of his Nights Watch community
@draikken_3 жыл бұрын
My two main issues with the "Littlefinger sent the catspaw" theory are: 1. It doesn't really seem to make sense that the catspaw didn't have some kind of specific plan. "You weren't s'posed to be here. No one was s'posed to be here," isn't something you say if you're just there to sow chaos, it's something you say when a plan goes wrong. He also is specifically noted to "mutter sourly" indicating he's upset at this development. If he wasn't following a plan he wouldn't say anything at all, he would just kill Catelyn too without letting her know he's in the room. Which leads into 2. Littlefinger is *fucking obsessed* with Catelyn. His two main goals seem to be to accumulate power through chaos and to have Catelyn all for his own. If he sent the catspaw with no plan other than to kill someone important to cause chaos, then it's stupid to not tell him to kill anyone except for the one person he cares about. If he sent the catspaw with a plan to specifically kill Bran, then it's stupid to not consider that this loving mother that is extremely compassionate about her family just might be grieving at the bedside of her beloved son who is at death's door. The theory requires either Littlefinger to discard Catelyn for the chance to cause chaos, which seems extremely unlikely given how obsessed he is with her, or for Littlefinger to be stupid, and I don't like thinking that Littlefinger is stupid.
@romulusnuma1163 жыл бұрын
Given how in the end Catelyn does die in the chaos I feel like littlefinger had given up on her already maybe decided on Sansa instead
@jaimelannister17973 жыл бұрын
@@romulusnuma116 he hadn’t met Sansa at this point though
@rebeccapinto99263 жыл бұрын
I agree little finger is in love with Cat, but we don’t know that he knew about bran’s accident. Or do we? I don’t like any of the theories to be honest. I haven’t read the books- so maybe Joffrey doing it seems more plausible in the books.
@romulusnuma1163 жыл бұрын
@@jaimelannister1797 He knows of her at least and has probably been told that she looks just like young Catelyn
@rebeccapinto99263 жыл бұрын
@@blaubeer8039 - who do you think is responsible?
@MajoradeMayhem3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is Rhaegar Targaryen and everyone is bi.
@breewoodward36513 жыл бұрын
Rhaegar Targaryen is bi for himself
@teejay18243 жыл бұрын
@@breewoodward3651 R+R=R
@Drigallski3 жыл бұрын
Rhaegar Yronwood, just saying
@breewoodward36513 жыл бұрын
@@Drigallski hey?
@lizmerrick68833 жыл бұрын
I've heard very few 'is bi' theories and I wish there were more. Dany, Oberyn, and Ellaria, maybe Cersei (I think her delve into the Myrish swamp is more about power though). Petyr has major bi energy. That pointy little beard.
@donovanmiller83183 жыл бұрын
Alt shift x and alt schwift x walk into a bar, he orders glidus’ wife a drink
@sirocco28103 жыл бұрын
Are Glidus, Glimbus and Glomber the same guy ? Fucked up if true.
@leadvendor3 жыл бұрын
Ser Pounce was the one behind the catspaw.
@mrlagoonslawyer9 ай бұрын
Its been in front of our noses the whole time
@billychops12803 жыл бұрын
All I have to say is that Harry Lloyd (the actor who played Viserys) did an excellent job and was the most handsome Targaryen I’ve seen yet
@virgovirtuoso3 жыл бұрын
Right, all I could think when I saw Rhaegar's profile was "I'd rather fuck Viserys"
@billychops12803 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@made-line7627 Жыл бұрын
Seconded
@finley8367 Жыл бұрын
Hes an amazing actor. Loved him in doctor who too
@DjDiamstatOfficial Жыл бұрын
He is good looking but daemon targaryen is way hotter
@virgovirtuoso3 жыл бұрын
What if the point of the Ashford Suitors is that Sansa loves all the fanciful, chivalrous songs and tales and like the songs, the suitors are all false versions of the Ashford lads. Jeff isn't a Baratheon, Harold is an Arryn heir, and the Targaryen suitor isn't a true Targ either. All these false fiances for our lover of true knights
@mishasubin3 жыл бұрын
oooh i like that
@domhuckle2 жыл бұрын
Does that make tyrion not a lannister?
@markustalaj62362 жыл бұрын
@@domhuckle Well from point of his family it doesn't as Tywin doesn't see him as a Lannister.
@thomaswillard62672 жыл бұрын
@@markustalaj6236 that is the exact opposite of what we see. Tywin personally dislikes Tyrion., but several times we see him affirm and reaffirm Tyrion as a Lannister. There is the Tyrion Targaryen Theory, but notably that is not Tywin denouncing Tyrion ass a Lannister
@anotherpawn Жыл бұрын
@@domhuckle It means that he's a Lannister that doesn't get to inherit anything.
@renaigh3 жыл бұрын
Jon being Bi is his biggest connection to Rhaegar.
@omarsener84913 жыл бұрын
How? Can you explain.
@Thomaas551 Жыл бұрын
Please elaborate
@OrionJA7 ай бұрын
Rhaegar hits a lot of gay stereotypes -- a beautiful, stylish poet/musician who didn't care about the normal "guy stuff" for his time and social class (wars and tourneys) and is not known to have had any affairs or visited brothels.
@leos42436 ай бұрын
@@OrionJAalso him JonCon, Gerold Hightower and Arthur Dayne had like a weird little homoerotic Wolfpack
@Swimmaroo6 ай бұрын
@@leos4243 just me and the boys against westeros
@blueblack23 жыл бұрын
For me, the reason why the Ashford Tourney theory is more palatable than the Brightflame theory is the impact that it would have on the reader: Let’s say that the Ashford Tourney theory is proved true - for those who haven’t read Dunk & Egg, it makes no difference and Sansa marrying a Targaryen can be worked into the story naturally, while those who do know the theory feel rewarded for being attentive readers. If the Brightflame theory is proved true, then adherents to the theory will feel validated, but readers who have only read the main series will be confused, because Aerion is only mentioned in Dunk & Egg.
@teddydancona72373 жыл бұрын
Theory: the f-father of Jon Snow is P R E S T O N J A C O B S
@sirocco28103 жыл бұрын
Why stutter at "father"? The more confident you sound the truer your words.
@chadsummerchild11202 жыл бұрын
@@sirocco2810 He's trying to sound/read like the joke video Gliidus made where he has Alt Shift X edited to say that.
@Texmechs3 жыл бұрын
When I submitted my proof that Varys was a mermaid I giggled and thought, "I hope this is stupid enough."
@awaywiththefaeries94643 жыл бұрын
It is indeed stupid unless you also provide proof of Varys also being female.
@thedornishmanswife37125 ай бұрын
If satin is Robert's bastard he gets Gendrys super sprinter plot north of the Wall from the show
@thehorsefromhorsinabout3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Petyr knows Cat well enough to know she would be at Bran's bedside.
@chumblewumble24223 жыл бұрын
Does he? He never knew her as a mother.
@basiliska3 жыл бұрын
@@chumblewumble2422women don’t change THAT much after having children. and petyr would know that cat would be a caring, protective mother because she’s embodied the words of house tully since she was a young girl and that’s just her nature.
@feral75233 жыл бұрын
The Catspaw that hurt Cats Paw! was Mance's, he mentioned that he arrived with a bag of silver and when they found where the catspaw had hidden they found a bag of silver and beyond the wall Mance says all cripples are killed off as a mercy which the catspaw also says to Cat.
@Julia-yk6sb3 жыл бұрын
Jon x Satin is endgame, germ told me
@alanpennie80133 жыл бұрын
Coldhands and Slightly Warmer Hands.
@owenbridgers Жыл бұрын
Jon, Satin, Val poly marriage
@lol-hy4mk3 жыл бұрын
Jokes and Coldhands aside, Benjen=Jaqen=Syrio=Daario=Euron might actually work timelinewise.
@Tvhurdghit4fhi6rr Жыл бұрын
Benjen ≠ syrio
@TheKingOfRooks3 жыл бұрын
36:00 "I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence."
@ryanelliott716983 жыл бұрын
I’m in the Quentyn is dead camp. I don’t see much of a point if he’s alive
@Jord733 жыл бұрын
I always was. Until I saw Preston Jacobs' video about it. Then I thought hm yeah yeah whatever.. Then I saw it a second time weeks later and I must say: there are real strong arguments on very different levels. And now i am in the Quentyn is Alive camp.
@stupidhandles3 жыл бұрын
@@Jord73 this is what happens when you wait 10+years for the next book
@jonttopia3 жыл бұрын
The thing I dislike the most about the Quentyn is alive theory is that it makes GrrM a bit of a hack writer. Ending the story with a dramatic death that is very clearly happening from the dying persons POV, Only to then turn around and say, no he's actually alive. It's like the walking dead guy hiding under the dumpster. If Jon will be resurrected he also already have a "POV dramatically dies at the end of the book, but is brought back/alive in the next book. It would feel pretty pointless if 2 (technically 3) out of 4 killed POV are brought back or fake out deaths. Death would stop having a meaning in the story and a story which has very much been about how definite consequences are.
@johnny_thunder_3024 Жыл бұрын
@@jonttopia what if Jon does not come back?
@godemperorofmankind3.0913 жыл бұрын
the problem with Petyr is that that is too risky and stupid. he doesn't trust anyone but himself so why would he send somebody to kill a Stark and potentially confess petyr sent him when petyr can just do it himself? unlike with jon arryn and joffrey's assassinations there is every chance this random assassin is gonna fail, get caught and confess who sent him. his supporters arent fanatics, theyre hired thugs.
@carlrood44573 жыл бұрын
However he WOULD manipulate someone else into ordering the murder. Is there a motive that Joffrey would have to kill Bran? As far as I know he didn't know his true parentage and that's the only thing any reason there'd be to kill Bran. That means Cersei, Jaimie, and (probably) Tywin.
@robertparish1983 жыл бұрын
Watching these streams has made me re read the books, you madman
@dutchpangermanist56733 жыл бұрын
59:55. I really thought he was gonna say "a twisted little demon monkey." when he started that sentence.
@cheangizzz3 жыл бұрын
Quentyn is dead. He will be revived tho. Jon? Nah nah nah, it's Quentyn coming back. And the prince will be furious. When Dany flies back to Mereen she will kneel before her dornish daddy. Victarion will long dead by then, krakens are nothing against the sun.
@thalmoragent93443 жыл бұрын
Dornish Daddy? You talking about Daario? 😅
@renaigh3 жыл бұрын
@@thalmoragent9344 Pretty sure Daario grew up in the Free Cities.
@Justin-tw5fe3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been wanting to submit one but didn’t have that time. Dragon steel= valyrian steel which is made through adding dragon bones which are naturally dark and very high in iron which accounts for the ripples in the steel.
@breewoodward36513 жыл бұрын
That's literally always been what I thought. Isn't that how the Vikings or someone originally made steel?
@Justin-tw5fe3 жыл бұрын
@@breewoodward3651 yeah! Forgot about that till know. Vikings thought they were adding the souls of their enemy’s/fighting spirit to make their new weapons stronger. But it actually was making it stronger. Probably how Valyrian steel started off
@breewoodward36513 жыл бұрын
@@Justin-tw5fe ya I'm just going to completely believe that now, for sure for sure
@lukaslambs57803 жыл бұрын
Honestly I feel like the story benefits from not everyone having a secret identity or motive. It diminishes from the actual twists. I think George knows this and has a perfect balance in his books.
@anastasialovesoranges3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I wouldn’t mind a singing stream. I wouldn’t mind it at all. Did I mention a singing stream would be great?
@LuxLoser3 жыл бұрын
Daenerys Dragonseed helps explain Lemongate. She could be remembering her early early childhood in Lys, a place full of Valyrian featured people and a tropical climate (lemon trees!). Viserys would have been young when his real sister died. His backers, like Willem Darry, would know the importance of having a sister for marriage alliances, and/or to help repopulate House Targaryen. So they take a Lyseni girl of the right age to be that sister after the real Dany died in infancy. Viserys may have been too young to really remember this properly, or suppressed the memory given his traumatic childhood. Or he became lost in the fantasy, especially as he not only desired to have a sister-wife like a “real” Targaryen monarch, but also projected his complicated feelings towards his dead sister (namely for killing his mother in childbirth) onto this girl he’s called his sister most of his life. The truest dramatic irony would be for Young Griff to really be a Targaryen, while Daenerys is not, and she learns this after killing Young Griff for being a pretender and a false Targaryen.
@dutchpangermanist56733 жыл бұрын
The Sansa suitor theory has one massive plot hole, there was talk about marrying her to Robert Arryn. You can say that that was never made official through a betrothal, but neither was the one with Willas Tyrell. So either you have to exclude Willas or include Sweetrobin.
@LuxLoser3 жыл бұрын
Counter-point; the attempt to betroth her to Willas was serious, and Tywin had to step in. The talk of marrying her to Sweetrobin is something Littlefinger mentions, but it’s clear even to Sansa he has little hope or intention of Sweetrobin reaching adulthood, let alone marrying.
@dutchpangermanist56733 жыл бұрын
@@LuxLoser Actually Lysa proposes it as an option when Sansa and Petyr arrive in the Vale or the Eyrie. Though it suffers from the same problem as the Hardyng proposal, Sansa's already married to Tyrion.
@alanpennie80133 жыл бұрын
@@dutchpangermanist5673 I expect The High Septon will annul it.
@dutchpangermanist56733 жыл бұрын
@@alanpennie8013 The High Sparrow doesn't seem like the most cooperative fellow.
@bethperforms61913 жыл бұрын
GLIMBUS tell us how you really feel about Alt Shift X. We need a full stream on that topic. At least. #deeplore
@carlrood44573 жыл бұрын
Using an example from hour world. There are plenty of flood stories, but they don't have to be some single, world wide flood. It's just that civilization grew near bodies of water (rivers, lakes, etc.) for obvious reasons. They tend to flood. In fact the annual flooding of the Nile was important for agriculture. Naturally, there are going to be bigger than average ones from time to time and that's can devastate a pre-industrial village/town/city.
@johnny_thunder_3024 Жыл бұрын
I think that the myth is describing the same catastrophic event actually, very early in human history there was a period when human population rapidly shrunk in size and then grew again gradually, I think that what happened then might be the thing that the myth alludes to
@ghouly163 жыл бұрын
The drowned god being the many faced does make the assassins performing the iron price so god of capitalism has made a bridge between the two cultures
@Swimmaroo6 ай бұрын
31:51 Quentyn Martell is Dead, Long Live Quentyn Martell! [Fortunate Son plays in the background]
@RmsOceanic11 ай бұрын
While I agree that Young Griff is highly unlikely to be a Brightflame, I do like the theory that Aerion Brightflame was essentially the beta version of the Blackfyres. Aerion is mentioned in Clash, alongside the warning of "the Mummer's Dragon", and formally introduced in The Hedge Knight, whereas the Blackfyres aren't mentioned until Storm. I think it's reasonable George was planning somebody to be a false Targaryen early on, didn't like how the Brightflames panned out, and had enough room to set up the Blackfyres instead, as codified in the Sworn Sword.
@Sletty733 жыл бұрын
The catspaw is actually the beginning of a big plot hole: i mean ok it actually leads to tyrion bring captured and ultimately to the war. Then, when Tyrion becomes Hand of the King, why didn't he get rid with Petyr? The most logical thing to do would be sentence him to death.
@kristofgaborbakai83853 жыл бұрын
Bcs at that point with being in a losing war at multiple fronts, Petyr is important, bcs he can make money seemingly out of thin air, that they desperately need.
@Eff_It3 жыл бұрын
@@kristofgaborbakai8385 Nope. Tyrion put on a production trying to root out who was snitching on him to Cersai and Petyr would have been punished if it had been discovered that he was the one. The catspaw and the assasination attempt nearly got him killed and disrupted the Lannisters goals. Even Tywin should have wanted to know who was responsible.
@WorthlessWinner3 жыл бұрын
36:00 i think there's a huge point. If euron is going to be a big player in the end game, it seems odd he's introduced so late in the story. Having him introduced earlier than we think sorts that out. I feel like euron is meant to corrupt danny and that's what dario's ADWD plot amounts to. Could Euron be warging Dario? He's evil enough to warg a human...
@cheffdonty2 жыл бұрын
Daario only shows up halfway into storm of swords. Euron returns to Pyke after Balon's death only three chapters later. Daario is barely introduced earlier. If you're being a stickler for physical appearances, Euron is only one book later in a series with seven planned books.
@kevinkabali72013 жыл бұрын
theory: george tries to finish the books with the next one completely. no dream of spring needed. he does not believe it will happen so he does not speak of it but he tries to finish it in one go.
@billychops12803 жыл бұрын
Ok I’ll say one more thing, George did say in a press conference I believe or an interview whatever that Aerion did have bastards in Lys since he spent 4 years there so it’s possible Aegon is a Brightflame but I doubt it
@theshackledgamer799 Жыл бұрын
Is it possible that Jon is so starved for traditional love that he is willing to accept it from anyone, regardless of gender?
@theshackledgamer799 Жыл бұрын
Also, paying for death comes from the idea of paying the Ferryman to cross the Styx into the afterlife. The Faceless Men are the Ferrymen.
@johnnygreenface3 жыл бұрын
Euron is Daario is my favorite schizo theory
@friendlyneighborhoodspider71453 жыл бұрын
20:45 I love this. It’s so freaking cute. Let me have my cute in this stupidly dark ass story!
@juanp00933 жыл бұрын
Funny how Preston made a pretty thought provoking analysis about Quentyn's death and how it contrasts to all the other deaths by dragonfire described in the text, and the main counter argument everyone has is "he's dead lol".
@owenshirrell1150 Жыл бұрын
the main counter-argument is I think more that it makes very little thematic sense for Quentyn to have survived, given that his portrayal is that of someone way in over his head and ill-prepared for the situation at hand. if he suddenly had a series of elaborate glamours prepared and managed to trick everybody else involved with the Meereen plots, I feel as though that undermines so much of what his arc is about?
@modricismocultural3 жыл бұрын
Every male character is Coldhands and every female character is Quaithe
@CardZoneMax2 жыл бұрын
Dan & Dave are in world characters disguised as Maynce & Euron
@renaigh3 жыл бұрын
Rhaegar wanted to name his son after his Male-Lover, Lyanna told Ned and Ned told everyone he named Jon after his foster father.
@herbertschulz43133 жыл бұрын
But we know that rhaegar did not have romantic feelings for jon connington, so rhaegars lover was who? Jon arryn?
@a.a6772 жыл бұрын
@@herbertschulz4313 Did Rhaegar tell you that himself?
@herbertschulz43132 жыл бұрын
@@a.a677 i think its only logical. We know Jon Con had feelings for Rhaegar, but Rhaegar never recipocated those feelings. If Rhaegar and Jon Con ever had a romantic or sexual relationship, im sure Jon woulf have remembered.
@DjDiamstatOfficial Жыл бұрын
why are so many people trying to make all these characters LGBT From Sansa and Dany to Rhaegar I don't have a problem with LGBT but the woke community is making being LGBT a trend. If someone's Gay thats fine but it doesn't make anyone more interesting or cool.
@mrlagoonslawyer9 ай бұрын
@DjDiamstatOfficial thats why theyre theories my guy. We all need representing.
@JJJJJVVVVVLLLLL3 жыл бұрын
Essos probably does connect to Westeros at the pole. Tho the ocean separating em south of there looks like it takes up about half the globe. Should be placed at the shallow end of the lower right quadrant imo, even if hated.
@made-line76273 жыл бұрын
The Ashford Tourney theory is classy and I like that
@LaniwonderZ2 жыл бұрын
One day Glimbus is gonna make the Viserys GoT review video and then i can finally rest easy. that video is more important to me than twow im not kidding
@bluebird20273 жыл бұрын
☆ Adding to the Sansa suitors theory and her last being a Targaryen... What about her & Daenerys? First off, I don't necessarily believe the theory because Jeffrey wasn't a Baratheon, but let's just say the theory is more of a close outline rather than exact and Sansa will have a Targaryen. Everyone who subscribes to the theory always mentions the male options of Jon or Young Grif (regardless of if he's a fake Targ or not) but no one gives any thought to the most obvious Targaryen of them all = Daenerys. Yeah, on the show they didn't get along, but maybe it'll be different in the books. I'm not saying I really believe it'll happen, but why not include it in the theory for good old fun.
@DjDiamstatOfficial Жыл бұрын
Why try to force homosexuality into this
@WorthlessWinner3 жыл бұрын
1:04:00 i totally believe in that theme, but i think it'll play out with "the pisswater prince" (young griff)
@honoratagold9 ай бұрын
The Many-Faced God being money and the Many-Faced God being a death god actually fits really well with historical Indo-European religions. Gods like Hades and Pluto [gods of the realm of the dead more than gods of death, specifically] were also associated with wealth because both of those things were associated with the earth/underground. [i.e. burial and mining] Given that the source of the Faceless Men was in the Valyrian mines, this gets interesting in a way I can't really put my finger on. Also lol death and taxes. Anyway, I think the association of death and money is 100% an on-purpose thematic thing based on real world religions.
@kasiisak78213 жыл бұрын
Wait didn't petyr lie about losing the dagger to tyrion betting on Jamie in a tourney.. Or is that only in the TV show. But Tyrion would never bet against his brother
@awaywiththefaeries94643 жыл бұрын
I think Tyrion bet on Jaime to win but he was beaten by Loras Tyrell?
@SteveSmith-uu2cs3 жыл бұрын
Warming both sides of someone pillow! That's dastardly. I didn't know you were so dark.
@Nordy9412 жыл бұрын
Wait.. but Drogo is a horse.
@LaOrlystreet3 жыл бұрын
What a beast! (Not talking about the dragons) Thanks, Glandius! ;-)
@AnthonyAvon3 жыл бұрын
Catspaw is a plothole if Jamie and Cersei or Mance didn't do it. Jamie and Cersei's motivation to kill Bran to keep their affair a secret, what, disappeared? There's too much at stake, they would never ever risk it, that's why they tried to kill him in the first place. And someone else just so happens to want to finish him for their own reason, that conveniently serves them? But for them, the dagger makes no sense. Mance's reason to do it would be to start a war in south so he can invade, making him a horrible character but it makes sense. Because what would be his plan after crossing the wall? All of the south would march north to stop him. Joffrey or Petyr... or Viserys doing it makes 0 sense.
@alanpennie80133 жыл бұрын
So Time - travelling Bran is the culprit. Hurray!
@AnthonyAvon3 жыл бұрын
@@alanpennie8013 Even that makes more sense than Joffrey...
@dbilly1212 жыл бұрын
Definitely can tell I haven't read any of the books since 2015, cannot recall who tf Satin is
@DjDiamstatOfficial Жыл бұрын
Ikr! Who tf was that??? 🤣
@SpiralSine63 жыл бұрын
Jon/Satin is endgame
@DjDiamstatOfficial Жыл бұрын
Damn I have no idea who tf satin is...I think I'm experiencing a Mandela effect 😐 lol 😂
@ameliabrittain36894 ай бұрын
@@DjDiamstatOfficialSatin is a pretty minor character, but he is a nightswatch man who was sent to the wall from Oldtown for being a homosexual/ male whore. He fights along side Jon in the battle beneath the wall despite only being a recruit, and shows a lot of bravery and competence. Later on, after Jon becomes Lord Commander and sends Ed away to man one of the castles, Satin becomes Jon’s steward. Other nightswatch men disapprove of Jon’s choice of steward and insult Satin for being a gay prostitute, insinuating Jon had ulterior motives for making Satin his steward and grooming him for command. There is nothing to suggest they have a relationship, but Jon repeatedly notes how beautiful Satin is, and Satin swears his oaths before the Old Gods and not the 7, presumably in honor of Jon, so they do have a bit of a connection.
@Sophie-kv9zz3 жыл бұрын
>Submits Stannis and Sansa marriage theory >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves (thank you glidus for putting my scuffed theory not in the bottom left, makes me feel like a big brain crackpot theorist >:3)
@violetsapphire9522 жыл бұрын
So the idea that The Seven was a sort of pared-down refined version of the Many-Faced god that was adopted by the Andals, then spread to Westeros would be cool if it weren't for the fact that Braavos can't have been founded more than 1700 years ago and the Andals invaded Westeros, already following the Faith of the Seven, between 2 and 6 thousand years ago- that is to say: the Faith of the Seven is WAY OLDER then the Many Faced God.
@skibobshipoddlypop Жыл бұрын
Plus the Andal faith was like, well recorded and very hardcore. They carved their faces up and believed that the Seven took human form like Jesus Christ to live among humans (which I suppose would make people like Margaery Tyrrell and Varys the Maiden and Stranger, by this idea). I would assume that they would be unwittingly moving things along to further the aims of the Andal God, which seems to mostly focus on life in every form, while no one mentions and often doesn't depict the stranger. So yeah, Andal God is its own thing
@isaiahpittman17492 жыл бұрын
Money also has many faces 🤔 the many faces on different sorts of currencies is even referenced a fair bit in Arya chapters
@Matt-hs9gw3 жыл бұрын
Which of the parts has Mance = Rhaegar in it?
@ethanfox89793 жыл бұрын
Part 2
@Matt-hs9gw3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanfox8979 Ty Ethan
@kat85593 жыл бұрын
Jon's bi #thatswhatcanonmeans
@Egonsraad2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the way he describes satin is pretty much in line with how he describes everyone else at castle black, by their most identifiable features. Eddie is sad, bowen is red, and satin has feminine features
@alanpennie80133 жыл бұрын
Surprised you didn't mention the theory that Time - travelling Bran is the guy who hired The Catspaw.
3 жыл бұрын
SANSA IS JON ARRYNS DAUGHTER
@Sonsofgod263 жыл бұрын
Literally just watched Alt X mention some of these theories in his Tyrion video
@StrayCatInTheStreets3 жыл бұрын
PJ + ASX = G Preston Jacobs + Alt Schwift X = Gildus
@samk5223 жыл бұрын
The Seven and the Many-Faced God are both faces of the Many-Many-Faced-God God.
@alok26k683 жыл бұрын
I watched Colony as research and got so into it. There was hope, I was excited, teaser trailer looks good. I've been watching Ryan Condal, mandal, Seinfeld, movies & memorabilia. Ryan said (posted11months ago) the D&D rug quote about making mistakes.. excited to concerned in an instant.
@kat85593 жыл бұрын
I haven't even finished the first book (i like waiting until stories have an ending) but the idea of dany and jon being siblings born about nine months apart, and tyrion is a tywinxaerys chimera, the three heads of the dragon: I don't hate it.
@kat85593 жыл бұрын
I don't believe jonxdany is canon to the books yet so I see no reason for that to happen
@kat85593 жыл бұрын
Idk how viserys fits into that, tho. Maybe he's dany's uncle? Idk enough details to theorize about this, clearly.
@SuomenHerrasmies3 жыл бұрын
I that case you probably won't read the books ever.
@theanarchistcook2 жыл бұрын
I'm an anarchist, there is nobody to my left.
@renaigh3 жыл бұрын
Littlefinger wouldn't just throw Alayne away.
@thedornishmanswife37125 ай бұрын
I would buy the drogo is a horse theory, though he's not as canonically a horse as Tyrek
@carlrood44573 жыл бұрын
Everyone is everyone else
@nunosantosdev3 жыл бұрын
Jon is Emo Soft Boy....hahah... Thats plays LOL on sundays till 22:30
@TheFarinsqarin3 жыл бұрын
Could Dany be and Jon be Twins ?
@stupidhandles3 жыл бұрын
Nope, grrm said days about 9month younger than Jon
@breewoodward36513 жыл бұрын
@@stupidhandles grrm says alot of things
@alanpennie80133 жыл бұрын
@@stupidhandles Oh. Probably not then.
@TheKingOfRooks3 жыл бұрын
My personal theory is that the entire series of A Song Of Ice And Fire is just the product of a room full of monkeys using typewriters as people collect everything they type until they get pages that make sense together. That's the real reason that the books take so long to come out.
@TheKingOfRooks3 жыл бұрын
Shame I only caught the last like 10 min of the stream but hey can't complain about having a 2 hour video to listen to
@christianyepez10163 жыл бұрын
A lot of these fan theories seem more like fan fiction tbh
@chadsummerchild11202 жыл бұрын
1:22:40 Aerion had a son named Maegor
@aidenbrooks75292 жыл бұрын
Wow this was a longer stream than I thought
@chadsummerchild11202 жыл бұрын
@@aidenbrooks7529 Thank you for pointing that out
@georgwilhelmfriedrichschop3335 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the correction of the fiat cash comment lol
@Vmac1394 Жыл бұрын
The Dany Dragonseed theory has one main issue: What happened to Rhaella? If she didn't die from childbirth, what killed her? Why make up the childbirth death story?
@jacobenke7936 Жыл бұрын
I find it more likely that R+L=D. Rhaella was something like 42 years old AT LEAST. Once he goes south, Ned thinks about Daenerys more than he thinks about Jon. It takes six moons after KL to capture Dragonstone why, exactly? With the Tyrells/Redwynes bending the knee at Storm's End, why did Stannis have to build a fleet? Something kept the rebels from Dragonstone, and it doesn't smell right unless the weather was so atrocious at the end of winter that it simply wasn't possible to sail the short distance across Blackwater Bay from KL. Robert would have moved to get there ASAP, but he didn't? The way the timeline is described, Rhaella was newly pregnant when she fled to Dragonstone at the very end of the Rebellion. That's an awful lot of time. There are lies surrounding it, as there are lies about the lemon tree. The house with the red door sounded simple, not something you find in a garden in Braavos.
@olivergille83053 жыл бұрын
Tbf to GRRM I remember reading childbirth was the most common cause of death in the medieval period, which is a bit mad considering it only effects 50% of the population
@DjDiamstatOfficial Жыл бұрын
I think I experienced a Mandela effect because I don't remember there being a satin in the books at all lol 🤣 THEORY: we are in a different universe/ reality than we were in when we first watched and read GoT because I swear there was no Satin lol wtf 😅 😆 🤣
@eirikrcopeland8683 Жыл бұрын
Alaska and Siberia being so close just makes Earth feel too small ya know?
@nochillwill59033 жыл бұрын
George mentions Aerion's son in the main series
@theanarchistcook2 жыл бұрын
Theory: A flat is G sharp
@lllllagoosling Жыл бұрын
heresy
@sasquatchka3 жыл бұрын
I liiive for satin snow lol
@Amadeus_DC3 жыл бұрын
noo I missed it :(
@janpiorko38093 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for moon meteors
@hiram41153 жыл бұрын
The one stream i missed
@renaigh3 жыл бұрын
no one ever seems to talk about the ambitious Jalabhar Xho, I wonder what he's doing.
@carlrood44573 жыл бұрын
Seriously, the quote is "Trees did not grow on Braavos, save in the courts and gardens of the mighty." You can't say lemon trees don't grow there when GRRM specifically added an exception.
@SapphireSolstice673 жыл бұрын
Y are there no targerion or stark twins?
@blakenelson84773 жыл бұрын
Can you please edit your Dany season 1 review so that it’s not age restricted lol
@Glidus3 жыл бұрын
youtube doesn’t tell users what exactly about.a video restricts it, so no.