I let an AI rewrite my LinkedIn profile (and forced spammers to read it)

[@joedelack]

“THIS is how job hunting was meant to be played.” -Supreme Leader Doug Doug Williams

[@Ducktaro]

"Diablo the cheater"

[@GrassTroll]

@@Ducktaro Supreme Leader Diablo the Cheater

[@2dheethbar]

@@GrassTroll Darth DougDoug the Wise.

[@appleyoto3564]

@@2dheethbar Supreme Leader Darth Diavolo the Wise Cheater

[@goese868]

@@2dheethbar Supreme Leader Darth Diablo the Cheater the Wise

[@enragedpandah]

The constant reading of “I’m not going to lie to you” had me rolling

[@BeHappy-ny9bm]

@keep rollin DISLIKED

[@MasterEth]

Same

[@stardy8131]

@@BeHappy-ny9bm KEEP ROLLIN OWNED

[@JohnFartblast]

@keep rollin REKT

[@pluto3194]

I'm not going to lie to you, I'm a pretty good player. I've been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and I've made a lot of progress. I'm not the best, but I'm pretty close.

[@cappew22]

"It's very difficult to say anything intelligent when your body is full of strawberries" so fucking true

[@untitled7549yt]

Nice

[@nou1360]

100th like

[@nevaeh9125]

As someone who loves strawberries with a passion, I can confirm that after eating a full container of them, it is indeed hard to think straight afterwards

[@blugoodness634]

@@untitled7549yt kook

[@GunNlazor]

@@nevaeh9125 Is it normal to eat the strawberries?

[@satgurs]

"It's very difficult to say anything intelligent while your body is full of strawberries" TRUE

[@-sk8-437]

If skyrim hadn't showed up that one would've been the funniest

[@buggibii]

i just ate a comical amount of mac and cheese and if you asked me my opinion on something really important right now i'd probably melt

[@estay.azimullah]

me who ate 500 strawberries: oh im stupid now.....

[@m4rcyonstation93]

Celeste probably

[@HungryWarden]

That actually makes sense since your brain would be replaced by strawberries.

[@theholycannoli8135]

“It’s very difficult to say something intelligent when your body is full of Strawberries” -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

[@bettyunicorn6132]

Amazing

[@skprog]

True

[@Loderyod]

@Sweet “What in the Goddamn?” Tea but Holy Cannoli! Sun Tzu never said that!!

[@TheAlguien]

This one was so fucking good, it contextualizes the entire profile. But Diablo the Cheater...

[@VBandit47]

You can't have strawberries without war

[@nyancart6246]

Nobody's talking about the cold hard math that went into doug increasing EA's profits fivefold and making them go from 3.4 billion to 11 billion.

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

The man's good at business, he has no room for math.

[@chrisgarrett6305]

Diablos a programmer, not mathematician

[@LordMoku]

He just skimmed a little off the top.

[@pinkazumarill8942]

It wasn't math. It was cold hard meth.

[@Greedman]

Well, when he said about cheating in 30 games, he only mentions 21 other and 2 his games, but where are the other 7? :D

[@thecultclassic]

"Hey dad, what is Skyrim and did it have any cheats?" "Sit down son, let me tell you about a fucking Necromancer."

[@RAMN8R2011]

This made me laugh out loud lol

[@corberus3119]

let me tell you the tale of Diablo the cheater

[@doubtful_seer]

Why did I hear this in doug’s voice?

[@2dheethbar]

A man who once traveled across Skyrim at 1% the speed of light.

[@renaigh]

Hey dad, what is Skyrim and did it have any cheats? I think we should kill all the trolls, he said with an evil grin, he knew that I liked making goblins suffer. What about the dragons? Dad said softly, but quickly. You would only cause them to be angry. I'm not scared of them Dad. The door open and a guard stood outside and looked at us, "Your awake and on your way to the Great Beyond?" He asked, he wore a light green cloak with the symbol of White Magicians. I nodded at him, and he left. Your going to the Great Beyond son? Dad asked

[@Mrnotpib]

The AI descriptions leaving cliffhangers reads like when you wake up from a dream and want to continue the storyline.

[@firkejdjneii28283]

Except you forgot about that dream in a span of 5 minutes

[@yaa2813]

You mean nightmares

[@Xoct232]

That’s on point

[@spiritbx1337]

Not the glitching lamp...

[@gataku9901]

I’ve been laughing my ass off the entire video but Doug trying to save himself from looking creepy and the AI just basically said “fuck no, here’s something worse” got me crying

[@TheJerome1502]

The comments are just as good as the video, this ai is inconsistent af and incapable of basic math, and that manages to match the personality it is trying to have while writing

[@bussyboppin]

bro the interdimensional sex simulator gave me like a literal heart attack bro I swear

[@DanF5264]

I just spit out my water like a fine mist.

[@VonHohlochzenburg]

AI is a real man

[@Insert_Creativity_Here]

im literally crying right now because of it

[@ninjanicholas2459]

Normal people: “Ignore them” Doug:

[@ninjanicholas2459]

@hv a happy day This isn’t going to get you more views

[@ranfan1820]

@hv a happy day not clicking

[@joshroehl6750]

@Bxzmnssn groomer

[@joshroehl6750]

@Bxzmnssn reported

[@joshroehl6750]

@@ranfan1820 report my fake

[@oscarwang7227]

in recent news, "interdimensional sex simulator" has surpassed "Minecraft" in sales numbers. The lead developer, Diablo the Cheater has not made any comments on the matter (because he's just that humble).

[@storm_fling1062]

He's not gonna lie to you

[@Huntracony]

He's not humble, he just knows Twitch chat did all the real work.

[@renaigh]

interdimensional sex simulator where magic's real first transgender character in a mainstream horror movie FOUR SEASONS TO READ Ghost Street by Matthew Holmes (Harper Voyager) In the 40th century, the aliens rule with their satellites. Once-civilized planets languish in decadence. But in the streets of Earth, people rise up. Humanity achieves cybernetics, telekinesis and nanotechnology. And then someone invents teleportation. The world opens up. Or does it? How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe by Mad

[@foxinabox5103]

@@Huntracony not just twitch chat, its the fucking necromancer

[@santaiscommunist2414]

He's a god.

[@Tsochar]

Diablo the Cheater is pretty good, but my favorite was "It's kind of hard to have time to write when you have two little kids and a husband. That's why I have a boyfriend. I started a relationship with Nick Cage."

[@rogue_2k374]

The music during that but was beautiful. Same with Diablo the Cheater.

[@Aquilenne]

It was kind of too soon to win. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that Doug's Twitch chat is comprised of recent divorcees whose wives left them with two kids to start relationships with Nick Cage7.

[@cursed_png6514]

my favourite is 100% "MY MOD TURNED THE GAME INTO A INTERDIMENSIONAL SEX SIMULATOR POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER!"

[@faultyvideos2215]

Also "I was a nymphomaniac, all through college." Also, it wasn't included in this video, but the stream also gave us "star wars on the bayou."

[@mrb7261]

The best part is that he was completely straight faced reading it Yet he loses it at Interdimensional Sex Simulator

[@JosefK-wv5gw]

People: "AI is going to take over the world!" The AI: “I’m not going to lie to you...”

[@SamHoward-l9q]

The AI Again: “I’m not going to lie to you...”

[@iamme8359]

The AI: I AM DIABLO THE CHEATER

[@RAFMnBgaming]

@@iamme8359 Cheating is how you make it so your lies are actually true. Because the AI's not going to lie to you.

[@HandsOfTheFather]

Nice a nirvana fan.

[@lmao8897]

U really a nirvna fan or do u just have the pfp cause its an emoji?

[@Thebes342]

That "I'm not gonna lie to you" one feels like reading a Hearthstone player's real-time existential breakdown.

[@RelativelyBest]

I love how it just kinda trails off into some sort of desperate mantra: "I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm _not gonna lie."_

[@somebodyfaraway]

I HAVE TEARS

[@lefthandrule638]

local man realises he’s not that good at Hearthstone, still in the process of breaking down

[@Lynyx1120]

@@somebodyfaraway YES YOU DO

[@imaalo5893]

I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard

[@keagan605]

This is the way LinkedIn Profile Description's were meant to be played.

[@TechGaming9000]

We just need to play the best damn LinkedIn Profile Description of our lives

[@joshroehl6750]

@Bxzmnssn reported for impersonating me

[@stanko00001]

Truuuue

[@Ghosang0220]

we're gonna play the best linked in we've ever played

[@ailexx3377]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@boxofcereal]

Sometimes I forget that Doug is actually a talented programmer that puts a lot of time into coding controls so a bunch of monkeys can slam a keyboard and watch a guy move around on a screen

[@egon3705]

and he also makes controllers with detachable action replays according to the "diablo the cheater" prompt

[@CrunchySpon]

@@egon3705 He is Diablo the cheater, and he plays an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer). Douggmade his boss take his job He is the one, the only Abigail Beth Triforce, and he is the best Magician in

[@callofcat-cq7wq]

​​@@egon3705 he also made the a mod for skyrim that turned the game into an INTERDIMENSIONAL SEX SIMULATOR POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER

[@MandJTV]

I thought it couldn't get better than the Nicholas Cage one and then interdimensional sex simulator proved me wrong

[@ImaFrogo]

holy shit bro i was laughing my ass off the entire time you gotta agree this video is super underrated holy shit

[@NCSGaming15]

Dude I watch you this is so cool. Can I please get a hail yeah?

[@marz2977]

Hail yeah boys

[@Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737]

Hail YEAH!!!!

[@DriedBones]

I didn't even work, I took a week off to drive around France

[@ragy723]

loved the part where the honest hearthstone guy was slowly getting more and more self conscious about himself being bad at the game, keeping his attitude passive-aggressive for the whole segment. i love you Doug

[@Donald38]

loved the part where the honest hearthstone guy was slowly getting more and more self conscious about himself being bad at the game, keeping his attitude passive-aggressive for the whole segment. i love you Doug. This week was a peak for Flame. He delivered lines and several laughs in one segment. And showed great emotional range in the drama with his wife and the honest hearthstone player. While his character is annoying sometimes, I'm keeping an open mind. Karis Valk Karis was a bit of a fun side character this week. First in the main segment, where he seemed pretty ready for the encounter with the angry hearthstone guy. He and Doug had a quick back and forth over who should be playing the game first, to which Doug thought Karis would be playing second. He then gave him a very in-depth explanation on how to play the game. It was sweet and it's always fun when that kind of stuff comes out of Karis's mouth. It's not as enjoyable for him, of

[@Jimmy9298]

The way he read it reminded me of the disembodied voice from Radiohead's album OK Computer. Fitter, happier, more productive.

[@a_very_burnt_steak]

Ye

[@TacticalVR]

@@Donald38 what are you saying and why did you copy what he said

[@Donald38]

@@TacticalVR I was putting it in the AI that Doug used

[@WedgeAntill3s]

Turning Skyrim into interdimensional sex simulator. Lets be honest here, we all did it, but Doug is the first one with balls to admit it publicly.

[@4ether607]

And like half of r/skyrim mods but yeah

[@neka_jp2070]

honestly, I haven't done that, but only because I didn't know how to

[@plat4234]

*Diablo The Cheater

[@mitchelrowe6915]

POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER

[@letmeshowumypkmn]

True

[@Garbo_trashcan]

The AI calling Modded Skyrim an "interdimentional sex simulator" is way too accurate

[@andrewcox1025]

The fact that it's also powered by a fucking necromancer just makes it better.

[@TYLERSWIFTSWORD]

@@andrewcox1025 indeed

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

@@TYLERSWIFTSWORD no, it's LinkedIn

[@Nikkins]

True

[@NightlyChart86]

@@thewindwakinghero7423 comedy

[@captaintoad5421]

“I’ve played Hearthsone for almost a year now. I’ve made a lot of progress. I’m not gonna lie to you, I’m not the best. But I’m pretty close.” Diablo the Cheater

[@benedictdwyer2608]

True icon

[@MsCerealCat]

I'm not gonna lie to you

[@lambachurro8790]

im a pretty good player, im not the best, but im pretty close, im not gonna lie to u, im a pretty good player im not gonna lie to u im not gonna lie

[@suspecthalo]

I didn't even think of that. These get so much better when you put them all together.

[@SebHaarfagre]

Not gonna lie to you - I'm not the best Not gonna lie I'm not the best Not the best 😥

[@MasterEth]

This is Diablo The Cheater, where he solves *business* problems that no one has.

[@sulthan3913]

And solving it by a fucking Necromancer

[@solared]

@@sulthan3913** and solving it by fucking a necromancer

[@DrDark-im9kv]

@@solared ** and solving it by fucking a necromancer AND his skeletons.

[@hilloldutta2378]

Lmao

[@stare4539]

Lolololol

[@CatholicismRules]

Man, he's got a villain's backstory and everything. _"I will become the least recruitable man in the _*_entire Tri-state area!"_*

[@akisa7865]

Ah, Perry the platypus, behold! My Antirecruit-inator!

[@ユノタツモリ]

Ah, Perry the recruitypus, what an unexpected surprise...

[@TFmoviesss]

@@ユノタツモリ yes, yes. I'm sorry perry but I have no trap today. please walk out the back door.... yes bye, see you perr- AH HAA, there is no back door perry. you fell into my trap, now your probably wondering why I have all these name tags for interns, well you see perry it's too fuel my new Invention. MY ANTIRECRUIT-INATOR HAHAHAHA

[@TFmoviesss]

you see when I was a little boy my father made me get a job since being the neighborhood gnome just wasn't paying for all the ketwurst my father was eating, I went out looking and found the perfect intern job at a typing company and I was just about to get promoted to a worker- UNTIL BIG HAND-HANS CAME AND GOT THE JOB. I never got a job again, and now nobody will get a job ever again HAHAHAHAHA

[@TheDailyBugleJ3]

(Holy crap, these replies are making an actual episode)

[@sirdancelot4098]

Man I hate it when I'm chilling out in a courtyard when Diablo the Cheater, the Interdimensional sex god comes and replaces my statue of a woman holding a statue of a sword, with a statue of a weeping man that is holding a sword that isn't really a sword! Happens to me all the time smh

[@mazzy_ivy]

Yes. Lmao this is great

[@elgatogladiador7631]

True

[@2HalfSandwiches]

True

[@Door227]

And then starts making out with Nicolas cage

[@beniciobonilla2271]

did you at least get a copy of Limbo?

[@thecommonman9524]

I love how the entire point is to make himself not desirable for these recruiters. But he still keeps some semblance of professionalism to try to not look really weird/creepy.

[@rosie8059]

Professionals have standards.

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

@@rosie8059 I personally would not want to say “I watch children” on a linkedin

[@CylindricalWhistle]

@@WhatIsTheHeat Using a mod to turn a game into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer, on the other hand, is perfect for LinkedIn.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

@@WhatIsTheHeat It's fine, he said he was watching 'his' children. You can do whatever you want with children that belong to you.

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

@@WhoThisMonkey woah you can't say that

[@imperialfist2304]

I was dying of laughter due to the “I’m not going to lie to you” bit. Fantastic job Doug

[@kakao-katze]

I just love it because the whole bio was entirely a lie. The AI knew Doug was bullshitting them.

[@eliviton7]

It just kept repeating till i realized it, after that i couldn't contain my laughter

[@ImNotGonnaTalk]

Not gonna lie to you its pretty funny

[@safewaygaming7742]

Time stamp?

[@Zephyrus601]

@@safewaygaming7742 15:10

[@catlamp9894]

In this video we see Doug's tragic backstory, when he reveals that he was once in charge of developing EA's microtransactions

[@noskalborg723]

You caught that too huh?

[@Unclevertitle]

DougDoug has been a redemption arc this entire time.

[@kikhuy8152]

ololol

[@dylanevans5944]

I own you

[@dylanevans5944]

As in I own one of you

[@TieflingKumasi]

I’m completely blown away at the fact that ONLY 13% of his chat voted for “Twitch Chat does all the hard work for me”

[@yeahmike3847]

The Cheater one was just THAT GOOD

[@meijuta]

@@yeahmike3847 I was laughing for 5 minutes

[@that_oneguy00]

It couldn’t compete with Diablo the Cheater

[@slimgrim3607]

@@that_oneguy00 to be perfectly honest i was SO FRUSTRATED when police dad won over mother didnt raise no fool. IT WAS SO FREAKING GOOD BRO WHY DIDNT HE GO WITH IT???. if i ever make a linkden i will use that as my discription just because.

[@HerohammerStudios]

@@slimgrim3607 Yeah, Police Dad sucked

[@dillsw19]

“I’ve cheated in thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me.” It’s true guys, the math adds up.

[@iiiivvvv9986]

6 of them just spontaneously appeared in the fabric of the universe

[@Cheerwine091]

He’s not going to lie to you.

[@skprog]

Those last 6 where sacrificed to Diablo to feed the necromancer

[@frostbyte5619]

True

[@skuggeli]

"In only 20 months, the money flowing into the company increased fivefold, from 3.4 billion to 11 billion" Yup, that checks out as well.

[@micahphilson]

I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that. But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat.

[@Donald38]

I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that. But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat. I can't stop laughing about the best of the day: Nick Cage, Mike Giardi, and Ralph Fletcher trying to beat Diablo the Cheater in that school bus simulator. For some reason, they had to deal with him being out of the game for 15 minutes. More: Ron Swanson: NFL players should stand during national anthem More: Bruce Arians blames Bucs' offensive woes on 'cotton ceiling' More: Chad Kelly is now the talk of Denver. What can he do for the Broncos now? All in all, it was a very light-hearted, convivial chat. Much more so than many of the recent brouhahas. Q: Who's got better hair (Jay Cutler or Ryan Fitzpatrick) or better face? JP: Jay Cutler has better hair. Fitzpatrick has better face. @NickWestBiggs What do you think of Roy Halladay?

[@ven0mspark]

Decided to use this as a prompt: "I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that. But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat. To make things worse, he didn't just leave after the leak was discovered; he posted it on his KZbin channel in a video titled Diablo: Too Sexy to Finish. Diablo came in at 1:26: Here's the original video: Whoah. What. The. F**k. The thread continued to spiral out of control, with many defending Diablo the Cheater and others condemning him for posting the image on the Internet. A few users did step in to warn people to stop harassing the two players. As you can imagine, the general consensus in the chat wasn't so supportive. “You people are ruining the game,” one user wrote in the chat. “Two people deciding they are gay is none of your business and no matter how many comments you leave, no matter how many ways you say it, no matter how many people speak out, you people are the reason this kind of stuff goes on.” There are so many levels to this debacle, it's hard to know where to begin. But we'll start at the top. Is Diablo the Cheater really a cheater? You know, the guy that some are saying leaked the Diablo screenshot? Maybe, or maybe he's just extremely good at cheating the system. What makes it a tough call is that the only other way to get the screenshot would be to find the original accounts and jump through the hoops to leak the screenshot by tweeting it out. You could argue that Diablo's screenshots leak was actually a success, in that it got"

[@zhankazest]

@@ven0mspark in that it got

[@TheDuckyDino]

Plot twist: he’s called Diablo the cheater because he cheated on his husband for Nick Cage

[@billnye9349]

@@ven0mspark how did it get Diablo the cheater I think your lying

[@grandbean9031]

I think "My cheating turned Skyrim into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer" is such an uncontestable power move that it just gets you any job you desire by default. Wtf can you even say to that?

[@MetaGiga]

Especially if he uses it every day

[@Missingno_Miner]

Alas, I cannot like this comment, because its at 420 and that's the perfect amount for it.

[@nevaeh9125]

@@Missingno_Miner it's almost 500. But at least you didn't break it with like #421

[@Missingno_Miner]

@@nevaeh9125 Thank you for alerting me to the fact that someone ruined it.

[@wsawbi6402]

The only thing you can say. "You're hired"

[@Yougotcaged102]

The sentence "I call myself Diablo the Cheater. _I am god"_ next to Doug wearing a Waluigi costume emits pure Chad energy

[@rose.loves.1]

"Waluigi costume" HAHAHAHAHA ITS A THANOS BATHING SUIT /pos

[@Coolio-dude]

I am a god. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am

[@washmonument]

​@@Coolio-dude.

[@ethanmcneill1941]

@@Coolio-dude hmmm idk but i think he might be diablo the cheater

[@hostile-elf]

my sides went into orbit when chat started spamming "TRUE" as doug describes his love triangle with his husband and boyfriend, nick cage

[@EF-kk3vh]

God true

[@angel420u]

TRUE

[@trilogyprions9924]

True

[@The_Archer-he2ft]

Ain't no love triangle, it's Doug and nick with the husband being the touchy ex who won't leave

[@sanuelkessler8435]

i so desperately was hoping that it would be the one, but skyrim was a new level of crazy that topped the Cage story.

[@jaronofthebored9123]

This feels like a Doofenshmirtz scheme he keeps getting spam emails so he just decides to make himself unrecruitable

[@gorillanatural8273]

This comment is beautiful

[@michaelmccarthy4892]

To everyone in the tri state area.

[@TiStardust]

Thank you for this.

[@TitanicGipsy1]

Content

[@vinnyme2764]

who wouldn't hire a god who knows how to power something using necromancers, is the captain now, and almost tripled EA's money. I think he's overqualified now

[@olbluelips]

"I'm not affiliated, since they didn't pay me" "Everyone who enters in the draw will be entered twice" The AI's got jokes!

[@VickyViolet]

By the way, love your profile name and icon. I can hear it.

[@FosukeLordOfError]

Being entered twice has a small benefit if there are multiple prizes and you can win multiple times but yeah otherwise useless

[@doodoo2065]

Honestly those sound like Undertale's kind of humour

[@jellycore1316]

XD Yesss

[@jellycore1316]

@@doodoo2065 Aww, yeah, true! XD

[@LVLeftD]

The ironic thing is that this video is actually a pretty good resume on its own. It has all your prior experience, and shows your personality.

[@Goofybird-l2j]

Ahhh yes the personality type of ‘raving maniac’

[@MattMGK]

@@Goofybird-l2j So the average programmer?

[@SomeoneThatIsHappy]

Ah yes. Doug Doug, the well known college nymphomaniac

[@Nik-ei9st]

@@Goofybird-l2jmore like highly charismatic, creative, good presentation and speaking skills, flexible and able to readjust on the fly, goal oriented, able to direct with good leadership skills, etc etc

[@rorrim0]

The nick cage one was pretty good but diablo the cheater was legendary.

[@pumkin610]

I was a business Zeus, doing business.

[@soniaserval8655]

I felt my soul leave my body.

[@none62092]

The best part is that the whole LinkedIn profile tells a story of a man gradually falling into madness, with “Diablo the cheater” being the cherry on top

[@Donald38]

The nick cage one was pretty good but diablo the cheater was legendary. I enjoyed them both. Every person who actually gets it has said it was well done. Nothing to add here other than I liked them both. The best is a toss up between aragond and Blackberry Wit, but they're both great. There's a big difference between mediocre, a solid watch, and good. I've been hit and miss with Simpsons shirts. Some I like and some not so much. These three were great. 2. Wandermuehle - I couldn't get these when I was first doing the Challenge back in April, so when they came out in June I was excited. I have a watch now so I decided to take the plunge. These shirts are great. I like the variations of the Simpsons which the only other shirt I own has. 3. Spring Street Studio - Not much to say about this one. It

[@jckitkat4499]

I acrually started crying i was laughing so hard at diablo the cheater

[@CriticalKunic]

Tried my own hands at that last prompt. It's beautiful: "In the videogame Skyrim, I create mods that spawn cheese, kill Fondle, and have the ability to do some of the cool things that we can do in Skyrim. This mod adds a new ability called "Fondledown". This is a super-cool ability that allows you to take control of an existing character, put them in a bonfire, throw them into the air, or take them out of a fire. This ability can be used with other mods and does not require Skyrim to be installed."

[@trackernivrig]

It was ok at first then I read the last line lol

[@micahphilson]

TRUE!

[@somerandomgamer8504]

> does not require Skyrim to be installed HOL UP-

[@saif-0_0-]

The "dose not requir skyrim to be installed" part killed me

[@trackernivrig]

@@saif-0_0- yeah it’s a great final line

[@andrewhomenik3117]

My favorite line: “I’ve cheated in thirty games, twenty one of which were created by other people, the other two by me.” This line hits different for me

[@raphaeldagamer]

Yeah this AI isn't great at math, I realized that when it tried to claim 3.4 million to 11 million was a fivefold increase.

[@satgurs]

what about the other games, who were they created by??? animals????

[@raphaeldagamer]

@@satgurs they were created by the A.I.

[@satgurs]

@@raphaeldagamer the two others were created by the A.I.

[@shadowyzephyr]

Yeah, the AI just uses internet text as training data, it wasn't taught math.

[@mioc7741]

This gets even funnier after learning his landlord read this and still decided to give him a place 🤣

[@riskyworks]

He was probably like "His mod turned a game into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer, well now we HAVE to give him the place"

[@rose.loves.1]

@@riskyworks Omfg. Imagine him reading 'I am the captain. I am the captain now. I am the captain of the Washington Capitals. Did you see that? Did you like what I did there? I am the fucking captain now."

[@lainybug2469]

I don’t know how he’s not laughing the whole time I’m literally here holding back tears

[@bubbletea6923]

I CANT BREATHE FROM WATCHING IT

[@JMO-]

He is diablo the cheater, he does not laugh, joke, or smile, and he does not care for any human being except his girlfriend, who he is in love with. The only person who can cheer him up is his best friend, who is a crazy type of guy, always joke and smile, and has a great sense of humor. They seem to have known each other for a long time. Ryan went to his friend's house, with his dog. They all went to go eat at a restaurant. Ryan wanted to leave early, because he had to go to school. He did not want to be late. When he arrived at.

[@adamant06]

@@JMO- hell yeah

[@fort2558]

@@JMO- he is a god after all makes sense he can resist laughing

[@Bovey.]

What is cool about Doug's videos, is that I don't need to question if the video will be bad content, because almost all of Doug's Videos hit the nail on the head.

[@IamaPERSON]

Neat. I think how often he lets twitch chat participate is what makes his stuff good

[@Bovey.]

@@IamaPERSON Oh yeah 100%, it’s community engagement to a whole different level

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Bovey. yep, and much better than the self promoter above us (could you please help report it?)

[@IamaPERSON]

@keep rollin BEGONE BOT

[@espicfh]

almost? its all

[@SpaceMissile]

"everybody who enters the raffle will be entered twice" This is brilliant. Inflates sales and doesn't affect the outcome whatsoever.

[@skittycat213]

27:22 great how you can see the surprise and then immediate delight on Doug’s face as he realizes what he’s about to read next. And then, like the absolute champion that he is, Doug doubles down!

[@shimaaalayie9965]

The subtelty make this s*** even funnier

[@jonathanwilliams1776]

@@shimaaalayie9965 There's subtlety anywhere in that job description?! /s I don't think that was subtlety, I think that was a professional seeing what was about to come, containing his spit-take and delivering his line with the power and panache of a man who turned Skyrim into an inter-dimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer

[@iSyf]

Now and forever, “Doug” shall now be known as and called: *Diablo the Cheater.*

[@jacobwingers5206]

@Bxzmnssn spam

[@joshroehl6750]

@@jacobwingers5206 and they're impersonating me

[@kevindevita6942]

In totaly gonna steal that name for my next ds3 character

[@jacobwingers5206]

@@kevindevita6942 make it Elden Ring too

[@personpersonson7958]

And carl

[@genessab]

I have not laughed so hard until I cried in like years. This fucking killed me great job

[@Robotron56]

I genuinely could NOT BREATHE, i was laughing so hard lmao. The entire "Diablo the cheater" prompt had me dying od laughter.

[@banthafodder8441]

This is the hardest I've laughed at a video in a long time

[@FuelDropforthewin]

@@Robotron56 Yes. This almost killed me.

[@EslayerTM]

same here

[@larrydewesse655]

Bad idea to watch this after dental work I laughed so hard I cried

[@instcake]

Next step: Let the AI answer all of their emails.

[@rahulmarchand2938]

Actually this is such a good idea. Would be hard to do tho because anyone emailing him for work wld get very confused

[@instcake]

@@rahulmarchand2938 You would really need to filter those Emails using some prediction model: feed some machine learning model with all the (hand selected) recruiter emails. Or even more simple: Just look for phrases like "If heard you worked for Software Company X. You would be a great fit to Y. If one email has a high probability of being some generic recruiting text, trigger the responder. The responder could be some bullshit template that Doug wrote himself, or even better, also some Machine Learning model fed with batshit insane responses that get mixed with templates. A learning database would be some recruiter emails with appropriate, hand written responses. So every time some recruiter email comes in, the model will mix the answers based on the recruiter text, preferably with all names changed for the referred to companies. "I am happy that you recognised my position as emperor at company X. All would bow before me there, and they shall do so at your company Y.

[@ForgedinPrint]

@@instcake Actually if you just have it scan for the company name then it'd probably only hit them.

[@instcake]

@@ForgedinPrint Company name is a nice filter already. Some companies may use generic bot email addresses and not mention their name. But you can make this really simple if you want.

[@ForgedinPrint]

@@instcake It'd do a decent enough job I'd say.

[@Vexy93]

That "I'm not gonna lie" is a poem

[@userfromspace8952]

That made me laugh so hard that my lungs hurts XD

[@randomninja7632]

Im not gonna lie, it’s not the best, but its getting better

[@nobelium4487]

"Who is business zeus" is probably one of the funniest phrases I've ever heard

[@HexTaxFraud]

BUSINESS ZEUS

[@renaigh]

Who is business zeus: Other Zim agencies are ad commissioning agencies. What else do you know about him: He was Mugabe's business liaison officer before he was appointed to the agency in 2010 by the Ministry of Industry and Commerce. Website: Business Internet portal by ZICTA Start date: 2009 Business Zimasa : Who are they: This is the Zimbabwe Trade Fair Company. What do they do: The company was set up in 2012 to manage the Zimbabwe International Trade Fair (ZITF) every year. Who is business zeus: I don't

[@HexTaxFraud]

@@renaigh Oh yeah? Well I think, that Business Zeus would appreciate a few more sharks to eat, don't you? [IT STARTS STROBING] a-oh! and now for the cretinous, bubblying ramblings of your good reader, Paul Osborn, and how he can't face trying to drink with Peter, the star of the show, who offers him a glass of wine in his magnificently tidy hospital room... AND NOW YOU CAN DRINK WITH PETER PAN! And you need a haircut! And you have no idea how to tie a necktie! AND YOU'RE IN THE DEADLINE TO VOTE! Of course he'd rather drink with Peter than

[@ValentineC137]

It's hard to compete with "My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)" spoken with Doug's perfect emphasis

[@steamyninja8881]

It’s Zeus but he’s not on Olympus or anything, he’s just walking through Wall Street wearing a suit and working 9-5

[@MachetesAreFun]

Holy shit I was nearly moved to tears when that interdimensional sex simulator and fucking necromancer line synced up perfectly with the part of the Skyrim music where the intensity and vocals really ramped up. That hit me in the feels from every direction at once. Definitely the best choice for that last group of prompts, but the Nick Cage one was great too. Most of the time when I mess around with talk to transformer, it just spits out fake twitter spam or weird erotica that makes no sense at all.

[@glauberglousger6643]

I’d count the fucking necromancer and interdimensional sex simulator as weird erotica, but I don’t know what you mean so...

[@osteelgen8225]

Wait… the ai is giving you erotica?

[@VortexKiller2]

@@glauberglousger6643 Novice Necromancer: "nobody loves me, but hey, at least my zombies don't complain."

[@redspartan6567]

I love the ramp right after "I'm a god"

[@Vichroma]

oh my god me too how did thta happen.....

[@krok_zilla6448]

I’m not going to lie to you, Doug’s a pretty good player. He’s been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he’s made a lot of progress. He’s not the best, but he’s pretty close.

[@radioactiveseaotter]

I'm not going to lie to you, Doug's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he's made a lot of progress. He's not the best, but he’s pretty close. But I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best. I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best. I'm not going to lie

[@ysc_josh]

I’m not going to lie to you, Doug’s a pretty good player. He’s been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he’s made a lot of progress. He’s not the best, but he’s pretty close.

[@deathofallthingspotato9919]

I'm not going to lie to you, Doug's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he's made a lot of progress. He's not the best, but he's pretty close.

[@keithheinz2120]

But I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best.

[@Andrew-pq3lj]

I’m not going to lie

[@dotdotdot...176]

"It got to the point of 15 emails a year" Damn, I get like 20 spam emails a week and I do nothing about it lmao

[@fledbeast5783]

I think the point was the fact that it was the same exact company, despite him rebuffing them multiple times

[@seannawatters]

“At this point, I’ve got them by the balls. That job is mine” is such a hilariously powerful quote 19:23

[@Prototype_Gamez]

600th like :)

[@stephenredmond3739]

615th like (:

[@GuyMaleMan]

Doug: creates the most meantally deranged linkedIn profile possible Company: Perfection

[@PJBloop]

You joke but Doug tweet in his Twitter that amazon send him a recruitment email

[@ProudkKiller0015]

LOLLLLL

[@troyklein6379]

@@PJBloop amazon wants him to turn the company into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromacer)

[@AdaTheWatcher]

@@PJBloop lmfao I'm dead,

[@lesigh3410]

@@troyklein6379 I'd prefer that to the company's current direction tbh

[@nave3023]

This is the first video in a long time that has truly made me laugh. Not a little chuckle, or a nose exhale. Like genuinely having tears in my eyes, smiling big, and eyes scrunched up. Thank you, Diablo the Cheater. You have officially made my day

[@ToastUsername]

Genuinely the funniest vid doug has made, so great

[@stare4539]

Lolololol

[@Red-Tower]

Same here, this is the good shit

[@YuriAi974]

I have this saved to my rewatch list so that I will watch this a million times over

[@kyltredragmire4939]

Doug's delivery of the lines is by far the best part. He really does have good announcer/show host type skills.

[@rose.loves.1]

I mean he literally was a hearthstone host. Didnt you hear? He was a pretty good player. He's not the best, but he's pretty close.

[@dawnvreaker]

@@rose.loves.1 But im not going to lie to you, he's not the best

[@mcrafter_hi4265]

but he's pretty close. I'm not going to lie to you, he's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now!

[@Tristan1062]

Business Zeus is a great fucking nickname.

[@AlfaGiuliaQV]

It´s both intimidating and a powerhouse of a name. Genius.

[@DerDrBach]

"El hombre de negocios de ahí E S Z E U S 🎶"

[@calus_bath_water]

@@DerDrBach 😟

[@DerDrBach]

@@calus_bath_water tú o yo podríamos ser Zeus y no hay forma de comprobarlo

[@pillowjuice1923]

@@calus_bath_water fart

[@joelyt1682]

People: "AI is so close to thinking like a human." AI writing job descriptions:

[@shadowyzephyr]

It also has no context though, so this isn't a fair test of its abilities. If you gave a human one sentence as a prompt and told them to write a paragraph based on it, the chance they would write something that would make a good job description would be slim to none...

[@bigfudge2031]

@@shadowyzephyr but the AI gives 0 fucks, it doesn't hold back in terms of its creativity, no real person would talk like that.

[@arnvonsalzburg5033]

@@shadowyzephyr well, from my experience poor recruiters don't get much more context from the units they're searching staff for :)

[@kirby_wr]

this is a good point, but without AI, how would we get such a good job description like Diablo the Cheater who made an inter dimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)

[@Aplesedjr]

@@shadowyzephyr I imagine the chance of a human coming up with being married and also in a relationship with nick cage, or an interdimensional sex simulator power by a necromancer, has an equally low chance of happening.

[@tjmichael]

I don't know who the fuck you are, I randomly got here when youtube autoplayed me here from another video. I have tears in my eyes. This is incredible. This just earned a spot in my favorites playlist.

[@8.4V10]

Welcome to the Diablo the Cheaters public secret space we are glad you are here to carve the path for future endeavors

[@dor748]

Welcome to the point of no return. You are now cursed to forever binge DougDoug content at least once a week.

[@ForgedinPrint]

First video I've seen of his too. He seems to be one of those youtubers that just turn anything into gold.

[@Smileyrat]

Same.

[@tuxedocatproductions2665]

Couldn't agree more

[@mrmimeisfunny]

27:22 I like how he paused just to make sure the "interdimensional sex simulator" is in the right part of the background music.

[@Nightstick24]

"My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)" had me crying. I can't breathe. That "I'm not going to lie to you" also had me on the floor. Oh man, I haven't laughed so hard in forever, I feel nauseous I've been laughing so hard, goddamn.

[@ihavenoideagerman2621]

Same

[@J4yy_]

True.

[@derpedlerp1237]

Same

[@santaiscommunist2414]

"Big. Guy. Know

[@WiggleJimmy]

I read your comment before I watched the video, thought you were exaggerating. Holy shit, it was so true. I literally haven't laughed this hard in years.

[@ImSoberOfficer]

My god this was awesome. I feel like my laughter is being powered by a FUCKING NECROMANCER

[@Donald38]

My god this was awesome. I feel like my laughter is being powered by a FUCKING NECROMANCER. It’s so rah, rah, rah I can’t control it. What an excellent blog entry. Where did you go? I haven’t gone anywhere. What do you mean I’m losing my momentum? I don’t care. The poor bastard is shitting his pants and lying about being sad. I wouldn’t be surprised if his wife is paying him off. Advertisements Share this: Facebook Twitter Reddit Tumblr Pinterest LinkedIn Pocket Like this: Like Loading... Related This entry was posted on Friday, April 24th, 2015 at 5:27 pm and is filed

[@redpepper74]

@@Donald38 did you... just... talk to transformer?

[@Donald38]

@@redpepper74 yes

[@Donald38]

@@cornonthekobi hello milk shaker

[@cyclcrclicly9840]

My god this was awesome. I feel like my laughter is being powered by a FUCKING NECROMANCER. "The person you were before you started this thread is dead. Now you are an internet forum user." - George Carlin

[@isolatedegg3234]

What made Diablo the Cheater turn from kinda funny to absolutely hilarious was what Doug did with it. The way he yells it, the way the music lines up, just perfect. Hats off to you, Diablo the Cheater.

[@theeman7243]

Seeing Doug in a Thanos bathing suit was probably pretty weird in 2021, but now it has become a staple of the DougDoug utopia. Welcome to 2023.

[@Wolfbeast-gu8nk]

27:00 Oh god. I usually don't write comments like these but this entire segment had be actually crying and holding my stomach, especially the fucking "interdimensional sex simulator" bit. Doug, you are just the best.

[@furret8456]

I started laughing like crazy at 2 am holy fucking shit xD

[@Fly40]

So he bought you a copy of limbo?

[@3unkan]

The Skyrim music was perfect too

[@LanieMae]

I swear I almost threw up

[@jewels3846]

I have tears in my eyes! I cant stop laughing. Especially between thats why i have a boyfriend and interdimensional sex simulator. My face hurts cause i cant stop laughing that i had to pause 😂

[@Dezolation789]

I am in physical pain as a result of all the laughing. This is the most interesting, inspiring and heroic origin story I have ever heard.

[@dr_puster8859]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I was actually on the floor for almost the entire video

[@Mythis1]

Same! I really needed this joy.

[@GetOffMyPhoneGoogle]

I was crying laughing for the first time in years, just imagining recruiters coming across this pushed me over the edge.

[@guh3805]

this is the most happiness I’ve felt in 2 months

[@kostasp6195]

Thanks Doug for giving 138 of us so much joy.

[@bilalak9090]

same

[@shinysilverstardust]

It's honestly extremely funny that the Thanos Bathing Suit has become Doug's most known depiction

[@sanrusdyne]

Its his true form

[@killerbean2841]

"But I'm not going to lie to you, i'm not the best" -Diablo the cheater

[@OriOriOhG]

I'm not going to lie to you. I am a god

[@cobito9999]

He may not be the best, but he's pretty close

[@tiruvlad2094]

@@cobito9999 He's not gonna lie to you.

[@danielherron1748]

@Tiru Vlad He’s not gonna lie

[@hiveling-111]

I'm not gonna

[@hippotripo6145]

Plot twist: This is just his way of spreading his resume to as many companies as possible

[@someskills785]

That strawberry one was so Doug-like, but that Diablo the Cheater one just topped the charts.

[@FuelDropforthewin]

No matter how good anything else was, Diablo the Cheater had them all beat.

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

I dunno, "twitch chat does all the work" was a little brutal.

[@korvo3427]

Toy Story 4 voice actor deserves a mention

[@snowfractals]

You know, I just realized that I hadn't fully processed just how truly fucking OBSCENE it is for a company to try to hire ONE GUY for EIGHT. YEARS. In a row, recieve direct statements of "No, I do not want that," and STILL continue. This company is the business equivalent of some dude-bro hitting on a girl, her telling him to piss off, and him, inexplicably, DOUBLING DOWN.

[@TheAdvertisement]

2:24 I love how much the AI is hyping Doug up. 20:45 I never thought I'd see an AI type "Mother didn't raise no fool."

[@Ilikegames804]

500 likes no replies what a ghost town

[@iiiivvvv9986]

"in the future humour is randomly generated" and it's fucking amazing

[@DarrionTheIdiot]

Yeah, And this time, The humor is literally randomly generated.

[@santaiscommunist2414]

Bullshit anyways

[@4ether607]

@@santaiscommunist2414 what?

[@arthurheuer]

Was that randomly generated? Because it was a little humorous. What's bullshit, though?

[@santaiscommunist2414]

@@arthurheuer That in the future comedy will be randomly generated by AI. This video is hillarious because: first, Doug is funny as hell, and second, the context, the challenge and fact that this will be sent to recruters as a revenge adds a lot of fun. Even iImagining how confused they will be after this absurd descriptions add funny to that. Without funny people randomly generated text is not funny. Funny people have to bring it some sense and only after that it's comedy. I just hear this phrase a lot and it's just wrong :).

[@crusader5013]

I have a sore throat today, and I died of laughter when it said “I’m a god. I call myself Diablo the Cheater.” And “powered by a fucking necromancer.”

[@Cheese_is_Greater]

I remember my first time watching Doug Doug, in the back seat of a car late at night after a long flight back to the city nearest to my home. My mom was driving, we stopped at a gas station. I was scrolling on my phone, watching the same video over and over and over. Beautiful moment.

[@navyalam2129]

18:39 "I can't be the captain- I'm not really good at it..." switches from him really aggressively asserting that he's the captain to a compelling moment in a movie where he's not sure if he'll be a good fit for the captain, and is talking to a mentor who needs to convince him that he can indeed be the captain.

[@glanni]

Ikr 🤣 And all that for a fucking Zynga internship

[@orukarm]

The tumultuous internal dialogue the captain is having is making him doubt his captainly abilities

[@Yitze-l6v]

“I’m a god.” - Diablo the Cheater

[@Techyena]

Dagoth-Ur has entered the chat

[@tasos646]

the real god is POOB

[@Hardridge]

@@tasos646 ploob*

[@remainprofane7732]

Techyena ngl, I got recommended this video after watching a bunch of dagoth ur memes

[@Techyena]

@@remainprofane7732 as you should A person of taste I see

[@patroka]

This is the first time I have literally cried from laughing in a very long time. Good work.

[@sergritm]

I cannot stop rewatching this every few weeks since the moment it came out. Diablo the cheater as well as Nick Cage get me every single time, to tears

[@llljb.l]

im not gonna lie to you

[@BlastingXNP]

I haven't laughed this hard in years. You might not realize just how much joy something like this produces.

[@JMO-]

I haven't laughed this hard in years. You might not realize just how much joy something like this produces. And really, what's not to laugh about? Had to wash my face pretty darn well to get the soot off! He was fearless. Ruth is the woman who adopted Katie, a nine - year - old at her shelter who came down with West Nile virus, giving her a death sentence. After we adopted her, I told Ruth she needed to spend a week at our house to get Katie comfortable with us before taking her to her forever home. And she took me up on the offer. We came home one evening and she was at the door looking for us.

[@ValentineC137]

I have never, and probably will never laugh like this for the rest of my life

[@JohnHillstedt]

Same here

[@jonahhall2826]

Last time I laughed this hard was the Drag On video

[@nnnnnnnn6557]

i fucking cried laughing and then just cried of sadness because this beautiful video ended, and was replaced by this "give a fuck and take a fuck" lifestyle.. it was tragic, and i sobbed for a long time Reply with quote # 18 […] k i responded and he was very sweet and said to call anytime, that i should not let anyone else influence my stand on this. i miss him more than i ever thought i would. i'm completely broken and he'd say this: "c 'mon, c' mon, you can do it. you know what's right and you know what's wrong. that's what it means to be an adult "and my heart breaks everytime

[@ChuckNorrizHIM]

15:25 I fucking lost it at the concept of someone’s work experience just being a typed out feedback loop of a script writing AI

[@thomasyoungman2274]

That bit absolutely killed me

[@catdude2319]

same hahaha

[@marcushughes4697]

I’m not gonna lie to you, I laughed a lot

[@Evan-nf8ep]

I regret not watching this sooner. The "I'm not going to lie to you" part genuinely had me laughing until my stomach hurt. Thanks for the content DougDoug!

[@Goversher]

Im not going to lie to you, dougs been making content for almost a year now. This skit is not the best, but its pretty close.

[@sucal4091]

the"im not gonna lie bit", destroyed me holy shit

[@hodgepodgejim]

I’m not going to lie to you, I’m a pretty good player. I’ve been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and I’ve made a lot of progress. I’m not the best, but I’m pretty close.

[@BadlyDrawnTrollFace]

@@hodgepodgejim I’m not going to lie to you, I’m a pretty good player. I’ve been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and I’ve made a lot of progress. I’m not the best, but I’m pretty close.

[@thatkarmaguy5356]

But I’m not gonna lie to you, I’m not the best.

[@liamthurston7679]

I'm not gonna lie

[@NatePieper]

"I am the captain now." I lost it here. I had fucking tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard.

[@crazyluigi6664]

"I am the captain of the Washington Capitals." Plus the stuff soon afterward is that for me myself.

[@isaacpowrie465]

Captain Philips reference. Anyone?

[@danielbarreto9263]

I couldn't breathe the whole video. I swear I'm dying, and crying. I'm not gonna lie to you

[@pumkin610]

I'm not gonna lie

[@SkullbombRaging]

@@pumkin610 I'm

[@pumkin610]

@@SkullbombRaging I

[@havvomusic]

I'm not the best

[@Donald38]

But I’m pretty close

[@jaykebird2go]

9:56 wild Parkzer sighting? ... I guess for some reason I never expected that Parkzer would actually just be his last name lol

[@___Tammy___]

I'm starting to think he's not the best, he is pretty close

[@devilsadvocate6381]

I'm not lying...

[@JohnQN]

ngl, I believe this isn't the best comment, but it is close.

[@purple3018]

I would say he is the best, but that would be a lie

[@NCSGaming15]

I AM CAPTAIN OF THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS

[@ultrainstinctichigo5788]

He is a God tbf

[@failbuoy7810]

you should change your channel description on youtube from “i’m a bell pepper who solves important gaming problems” to that epic final speech.

[@TacoEspionage]

Now we know why Doug beat Twitch Chat in the past. Doug was never his real name. It was DIABLO THE CHEATER THE WHOLE TIME!

[@LuperisNone]

So that's how he rigged all these Mario Party sessions...

[@owenhogge284]

Trueee

[@marinenukem]

I swear, this channel consistently has the most hilarious and original content ever

[@fireaza]

"Powered by a *FUCKING* necromancer!" killed me, oh my sides!

[@loganandres3016]

To me that sort of fits with, "Now this is how you gta5"

[@a.i.z1375]

69 likes... nice

[@sink5321]

“Who is business Zeus” - Douglas Douglas

[@bassb0i177]

Its actually Douglas Douglas Williams - Diablo The Cheater

[@vanjaradosavljevic6514]

Kevin Cherry is not gonna lie to you

[@masterninjamt6497]

Vanja Radosavljevic is the captain now

[@Maple38]

you mean the Supreme Leader, Captain Diablo the Cheater

[@nobelium4487]

Bruh copied my comment

[@CylindricalWhistle]

"from being a 9-to-5er who'd look forward to coming home to eat an organic green salad, to waking up in a crawlspace under the desk" Didn't know Doug worked at Activision-Blizzard

[@HabitualThinker]

Doug isn’t a woman so he wouldn’t have it THAT bad there

[@wolfetteplays8894]

@@HabitualThinker the women also get paid more 😂

[@jasperrice8456]

@Wolfette Plays What do you mean?

[@pennyw2226]

@@wolfetteplays8894 ??? no???

[@monroerobbins7551]

I can’t stop wheezing

[@Kn1feShift]

Fun fact: It's now 2023. Doug's LinkedIn still looks like this.

[@Dancin_Time]

Fun fact: It's now 2024. Doug's LinkedIn still looks like this.

[@UltraCraftYT222]

Fun Fact: it's now 2030. Doug's LinkedIn still looks like this.

[@PoSer_1]

Why is no one talking about the "I am the captain now" part

[@layzee3810]

I am the captain of the Washington Capitals. I am the captain.

[@santaiscommunist2414]

We are not very good at it.

[@santaiscommunist2414]

We are also scared.

[@yellowpig1026]

that bit had me dead. that was up there with diablo the cheater for best moments in the video

[@breather8758]

*Pirates of the caribbean theme increases speed*

[@Robert-lq1hn]

My vision was blured most of the vid by the amount of tears coming from my laughter

[@goochacho3074]

I have to respect that mans absolutely RUINED his job prospects for a meme.

[@dor748]

Bro who needs a “real” job when you can do this?

[@ashleyfox5825]

Ruined his job prospects? When this IS his job

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Even if he decides to eventually move on from KZbin, his channel is a better portfolio than his LinkedIn page could ever be.

[@pug8714]

Who wouldn't hire this guy now?

[@107zxz3]

The point was he'd already left the field years ago

[@thespeedrunnerofarson1572]

There are so many power moves and mental breakdowns that the AI generates that it is just pure comedy gold. I hope you get to make more content like this, Diablo the Cheater!

[@princekyros]

The Nick Cage one actually made me cry from laughter. Snot and everything.

[@burntbananas705]

Digusting and Amazing Comment.

[@doctorkong3065]

Hell yeah.