I made an Ai Secretary to answer my actual emails

[@colwellalec]

I love how quickly chat went from "DO IT" to "OH NO DON'T SEND" when they saw the email from the couple

[@huntermagnuson8062]

That was so weirdly wholesome, I know 😂

[@jordanloux3883]

Chat realized that their dumb joke was about to have some real consequences and they didn't like it

[@AnthraxGH]

@@jordanloux3883 Tbh if they're a DougDoug viewer they probably loved it lmao

[@jopun3691]

@@jordanloux3883 but real doug has written that response

[@inaneinacheve]

​@@jordanloux3883Yes indeed

[@magolormemes7519]

I don't think I've seen Twitch chat show more empathy then when they tried to stop Diarrhea Doug from unleashing his wrath upon that couple.

[@JorgetePanete]

than*

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

​@@JorgetePanetethen*

[@14Balls]

@@spritepepsiplushes8353 thnaen*

[@t0tallysetj1]

@@14Balls thnaenean*

[@jasonfakename4851]

⁠@@14Balls thyn*

[@cara_melly]

“Don’t worry about your strong objections, they have been duly noted and promptly ignored” is such a hard line that I can’t believe it came from an ai who shits himself

[@loppydoodle726]

I read that line in Ranger's Apprentice: The Emperor of Nihon-Ja years ago, but I can't say for certain that the author was the one who came up with it. It went just as hard in the book too

[@potatojuiceultra]

This sounds like something GLaDOS would say in Portal, like I can hear the voice when I read that line.

[@jecryn]

@@loppydoodle726 BANGER BOOK

[@loppydoodle726]

@@jecryn IKR????

[@maximyllion]

i remember Megatron said something like that in Beast Wars once

[@justwestonandstuff]

25:34 "Don't worry about your strong objections, they've been duly noted and promptly ignored", sounds like something GladOS would say in Portal 2.

[@Drexus.The.Mantled]

Aka your mother 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

@@Drexus.The.MantledMommy? sorry…

[@dreamcat04]

So true lol

[@jackroyer2038]

GLaDOS would fr say that

[@ninonook677]

I think glados has

[@vitya1060]

Imagine Temu actually getting their hopes up when they see the "yes!" just to then be asked to pay with poopy diapers and be blessed by the sun god multiple times.

[@thathappyguy7444]

lmao

[@potatoe972]

I legitimately started crying at that part

[@HerohammerStudios]

I'm like 666 and something about seeing that number on this comment is just so *powerful*

[@IkeFanBoy64]

​@@potatoe972Same. That was easily the hardest I've laughed in years

[@koolkid4825]

wait, is this temu the same one that’s like a pyramid scheme and has a weird shopping app or something

[@colorfulchameleon9891]

The aggression on "I don't need billboards, Shelby" is so powerful considering _Doug_ reached out to _them._

[@computethis1533]

That was IMPOSTOR Doug, the real Doug doesn’t need billboards, Shelby.

[@catwithapaperhat8614]

@computethis1533 IT WAS DOPPLE-DOUG!!!

[@LaykaTheWuffinator]

That part actually fucking killed me!

[@TheCronq]

When penguin Doug just started screaming I lost it

[@robotortoise]

What's even funnier is that Doug, in the initial stream, did NOT know that. So Doug only found that out afterwards and put it in the cut video, lol. Poor Shelby.

[@oMuStiiA]

Chat screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" when he sent the reply to the wholesome email killed me lmfao. Hoisted by their own petard, chat flew too close to the sun.

[@cristianovogt5586]

Honestly, we need more stuff like this. Chat always takes Ws in his streams, they need to lose more by their own doing.

[@buggman6086]

In all fairness though, chat took a huge W with the rest of the replies, that loss hit hard though

[@itsCaptainEli]

Technically that was the most personal Douglas Douglas response anyone could recieve.

[@silentsword4312]

They were indeed not blessed by the sun god.

[@springystring083]

Well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

[@Down_bad_cockroach]

>Hey, i want a billboard! >Hello, this is shelby! Ill help you with the billboard. >I don't need billboards, Shelby.

[@ceraunoashe9134]

@Down_bad_cockroach same energy as the "Is this still available?" "Yes it is" "Please leave us alone we are sleeping" text exchange.

[@moreplz]

Ending an email with "eternally cringing," is such a power move.

[@AidanS99]

I’m personally gonna end more emails with “Plentiful Sun Blessings”

[@pensandshakers]

I'm going to stop using 'e.'

[@mailingcat]

I’m going to be gay.

[@DrUnfunny]

​@@mailingcatThank you mailingcat, very cool

[@TheYeetedMeat]

⁠​⁠@@mailingcatThank you mailingcat, very cool

[@strongerthanever2039]

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way AI Doug looks at Craig.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@ragingfilthycasual]

Before or after a gallon of coffee?

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

But what if he isnt gay?

[@Irish_Enderman]

Maybe don't do that... Kinda terrifying how obsessed he is

[@nightspicer]

that's called a stalker

[@edwardjenkins2967]

The last email is made so much better by the fact doug contacted them first Poor Shelby

[@ThePenisMan]

In the VOD he says he just got it randomly, then theorizes that a viewer probably signed him up for it as a joke

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@The73MPL4R]

I don't think Doug's gonna be getting that billboard

[@nekosalad8308]

seek and destroy

[@LettuceGayming]

I don’t need billboards SHELBY

[@constantspider]

Out of everything that the AI could respond with to Temu... I think starting with "Dear imposter Jonathan" is the most badass thing you could say

[@ToastBoastOfficial]

Jon is imposter (sussus amogus)

[@dingus-presents]

Lalalala

[@DahsThePigeon]

@@ToastBoastOfficial *stutters wildly* a-a-a-a-a-a-am-amo-amogus?! *eyes pop out wildly, horn blaring loudly as I shoot out of my chair, yowling like Tom the cat* Yeoooooooowch!!!

[@highqualitygrunt8195]

​@@DahsThePigeon*Taco bell dong plays as I put a hand on my forehead and cartoonishly tumble backwards into my suddenly appearing grave*

[@VideoCentral-bh9tf]

It's SO TRUE cuz it probably is an email sent out in mass, I doubt it was just some dude named Jonathan who worked there sending it

[@MikeFallen13]

Diarrhea Doug needs to be publicly available so we can all use him to answer our spam emails, nothing quite says "fuck you" like accusing the sender of being an imposter, then screaming and explaining that you just shit yourself

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

Just make your own ai, with similar AI software if not the same AI software used to create the things in the video. Give it the traits of unhinged, madly in love with the person they are talking to, thinks the person they are talking to is an imposter, heavily references Among Us and Fall Guys, has extreme diarrhea - but with simultaneously spiky and large and hard stools. If all goes well, it should be I love contradiction, with heavy referencing to Among Us and Fall Guys - all whilst it appears to be typing out exactly when it defecates - presumably either while typing on the toilet or in their pants on some office chair.

[@Gamemaster64]

Absolutely.

[@davidturner1595]

why use an a.i? why not just do it yourself?

[@jackhazardous4008]

@davidturner1595 because they might think the AI suffers from dementia, and is easy to manipulate and then keep calling back to waste time

[@anto_fire8534]

You can probably grab Doug's code from the VOD. At least all the traits are in the VOD. I think this was just the OpenAI api or something though.

[@melon5394]

Imagine sending a heartfelt message to doug only for him to talk about shitting for the entire email.

[@Nathaniel-qo5nd]

And calling your boyfriend a gender bender

[@DW-rs1pr]

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

[@DW-rs1pr]

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

[@DW-rs1pr]

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

[@DW-rs1pr]

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

[@galactian]

"I replicated the big bang in my pants" was a very professional response. I respect that Doug not only admitted to shitting himself, but also put an effort into sounding professional, and continuing to respond despite his diaper exploding.

[@tea-sus8722]

When is that again? This video has had me struggling to breathe, let alone check times lol

[@Uncoolio]

i cant seem to figure out if the diapers explode like... with dynamite or if they immediatly discharge your bowels agressively

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

@@tea-sus8722 it’s at 37:02

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@cewla3348]

@@Uncoolio the diapers help in cleaning, if you get my drift.

[@kiyopawn]

6:20 Doug: "I need to know if you're not a criminal" HotDadDoug: "I implore you not to go snooping around. RRRRGH!" I imagine him doing a motion where he holds back himself punching you.

[@Crazy56U]

I don't know which was the bigger power move during the TEMU section: Calling the TEMU guy an imposter, or openly shitting in the email.

[@Jackson-kn5hf]

Yes

[@larox420]

Yes

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

Yes

[@OgSuda]

Yes

[@Crazy56U]

All of us are on the same page.

[@epikmb24]

“Don’t worry about your strong objections. They’ve been duly noted and promptly ignored.” That line goes hard. Diarrhea Doug deserves this position and an explosive diaper. I’m signing all my emails with “eternally cringing” from now on lmao

[@PikaCookiePlayz]

Great comment, unfortunately it's been duly noted and ignored. Eternally cringing, Company

[@jaytep5647]

25:34

[@supercjm3306]

OK, so I assumed the "doesn't use the letter E" trait would just entail the AI removing E from whatever it says, and I thought the AI was just ignoring this. After a bit, I realized it was actually avoiding using words with E in them, which is why the first AI talks so weirdly.

[@posthistoricdino422]

it does let a few slip, but i was impressed with how much it avoided. i think i really noticed when it was using "yours truly" instead of "me"

[@DareDevil_00I]

@@posthistoricdino422 or “auditory organs” instead of ears

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

Imagin if somone talkd lik that. It would b ridiculous, ys it would b

[@Just_A_Random_Asshole]

​@@Pumpkinsmasherok You forgot to rmov th lttr from "somone talked like" but outsid of that, good job

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

@implord4197 Is it rally

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

Not gonna lie, “Don’t worry about your strong objections. They’ve been duly noted and promptly ignored” sounds like a Portal 2 line😭

[@ic0nic707]

cave johnson would totally say that

[@mautida9998]

25:34 best moment 😂

[@scrp6638]

⁠@@ic0nic707or the announcer: “If you have any concerns about the safety of suspension, please withhold them until the end, where they will be duly noted and promptly discarded.”

[@seesaw41]

oh true. wonder who would say that though. Glados or Wheatley?

[@t.cooper1738]

@@angelinasurzhyk6655 I started to use it during my work. Thank you Doudoug!

[@lowrngy]

12:40 is my new favorite eDoug moment “I didn’t say it was Canada though, it could be any unnamed country” “No, you did say-“ “[SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED]”

[@ShyGuy3101]

Bro did not let that one slide

[@ignoreme-ck2iw]

The entire part from the screaming to a POV from outside the building just killed me

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@Jr837_]

the art of distraction

[@Muucav]

I laughed so hard when he screamed 🤣

[@4_qu]

I'm sorry but "Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room, or rather, ThE BiLLBoArD. I don't need billboards Shelby" is the absolute coldest thing an AI has ever said

[@crab_with_no_legs]

I agree, and the second coolest thing is: *AoHAOHHOAaohaoha* ... Excuse me, It seems, I recreated the Big Bang in my own pants.

[@battadia]

Imagine being Shelby. A KZbinr asks you for a quote for a billboard, so you send an email back, then recieve a reply from _an entity comprised of chlorophyll_

[@mrsbadexample9014]

@@crab_with_no_legs "The lactose in my coffee has a spirit that's a little too free if you catch my drift" - I DIED.

[@DeltaEntropy]

The immense amount of sass on Shelby there was overwhelming

[@nickelbacksinger1996]

The way it said "the billboard" after the pause absolutely killed me.

[@lunarlla]

i missed this video when it came out but the last email has me genuinely sobbing from laughing. from "i don't need billboards, shelby" in such an aggressive tone, to "i recreated the big bang in my pants" & "the lactate in my coffee was a little too free", it was all absolute pure gold. i wish shelby the best, i cannot imagine getting an email like that, especially when i was the one who initially got reached out to LMAO

[@knoathing]

The Temu email was amazing already, but I actually cried laughing when I heard this. I don't know how twitch chat and Doug managed to accidentally create the William Shakespeare of AI text algorithms, but buddy was on another level when he spat out those lines. Even the delivery and the bits of stuttering are just an absolute masterpiece

[@lunarlla]

fr that entire section was just an absolute masterpiece im gonna be randomly thinking abt it & laughing for a good ass while lmao ai doug is a gift

[@isolatedegg3234]

The pause after the I don't need billboards Shelby was amazing

[@nashhfrr]

I swear I've never laughed this hard at anything, I'm crying. Diarrhea Doug just kept delivering one after the other and I absolutely lost it near the end. I was wondering how Doug was keeping his composure lmfao

[@MAndSquared]

I read the comments ahead of time and I still found myself crying actual tears of laughter. Those tears in turn caused my eyes to sting so I kept having to pause and rewind the video through the tears, pain, and laughter

[@hunterbletz998]

“His words could charm a charming charm off a charming hot dad’s charm bracelet” is the best sentence I’ve ever heard

[@cobalttj6356]

I nearly shit *myself* at how funny the response Diarrhea Doug gave to Temu was, it was so perfect and if anyone deserved that email it was them.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@e5858]

@@EEEEEEEEI’ve failed you, brother. All I can do now is lay you to rest. [Solemnly clicks the report button]

[@somerandomguy-3102]

even the fucking opening killed me "Dear imposter Jonathan..."

[@thepizzacarpizza1056]

@@e5858 how could you

[@WPS007]

Are you trying to flip the script? Now YOU are shitting yourself.

[@InkshadowGaming]

Doug should totally do this again but as a police interview, or a court case. Have him create ai suspects for a fictional crime and interrogate each one, then have twitch chat (or Parkzer???) decide whether to convict or acquit.

[@mat8791]

Parkzer probably wont appear in the trial as a judge or lawyer since in his lies of p livestream doug explained that they had problems and they can't continue with the joke.

[@magicfish8213]

​@@mat8791could you elaborate on that i am clueless

[@MenacingBanjo]

@@mat8791 how long ago was this? Did they give any details about it other than "they had problems"?

[@meem6154]

Parkzer got into actual legal trouble due to people continuing to say he was a lawyer. It’s Parkzer and Doug’s to know the specifics but the joke just can’t continue.

[@InkshadowGaming]

Ah good point, yes I hadn't considered that aspect of Parkzer's involvement. Although most viewers know the situation on that one, there will inevitably always be those who misinterpret and take it too far. Still think it would make a fun stream idea, even if Parkzer wasn't involved like that though.@@mat8791

[@Lorraine202]

33:47 God this email is beautiful. The gaslighting that Doug reached out first, the shaming of their website while bragging about his skills, proposing diaper products, quoting 10 poopy diapers, actively shitting then immediately transitioning to calling Johnathon an imposter and ending with a blessing to the sun god.

[@infinitytower8957]

(As opposed to passively shitting)

[@Godfredozila]

​@@infinitytower8957 the difference between a stain in your pants and having to get new ones

[@RealNikTrustMe]

"of course the explosions would be harmless ones, we wouldn't want to anger the sun god after all"

[@CommanderWiggins]

I was wheezing in laughter by the end of it.

[@calebwashere]

I knew from the opening being “Dear Imposter Johnathan” that it was going to be golden

[@yummigummi21]

The “most professional” interviewee called Doug bald, ranted about how much he loved DILFs and threatened to activate several fragmentation grenades in one sentence. A model employee.

[@DrUnfunny]

I strive to be like him

[@X-SPONGED]

27:12 What I love most about Diarrhea Doug is his pure caffeinated shit-fueled wit. What other DougDoug employee can paraphrase "I seem to have shat myself" into _"maybe my body decided to perform an interpretive dance of a volcanic eruption"_ or _"It seems I have replicated the Big Bang in my own pants"_ Zero regrets hiring that man!

[@urban_rural1256]

_"The lactose in my coffee has a spirit that is a little too free"_ is unmatched.

[@Noobletines]

The eloquence of diarrhea doug is truly unfathomable, truly the greatest poet in our times, or the shakespeare of our era.

[@faedragonlucy]

THAT'S MY DOUG

[@calebwashere]

I love Diarrhea Doug's dedication to pretending to be Doppel-Doug, only for him to just admit to gaslighting the chat the second he was hired I also find it funny that Diarrhea Doug was initially hated by Doug yet beloved by Twitch Chat, which then turned to them immediately regretting hiring him as soon as they realized his existence was to answer Doug's emails

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@c0zmozys]

yo itz pr7rqe!

[@calebwashere]

i love that the responses to my pfp being barry the quokka are either "Rice Bingle" or "PRQ7QE"

[@CrabHead501]

@@calebwashere never have i thought i would see a barry pfp in the wild

[@King-ze2kt]

@@calebwashere Good old Preston

[@seankurkjian4096]

Honestly, being featured in a DougDoug video is a far better fan wedding gift than you signing off on their card I'd imagine.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@saskia4219]

Yeah I agree. If I sent that email, I'd love to be in a video. And even if I'd be confused by the reply, I'd probably appreciate it, I mean it's way bether than a standart reply (or no reply). I'd might even guess that it's an AI or something. :D

[@d3denny117]

@@EEEEEEEE facts

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

I wouldn't say "Being Featured", I'd say being a victim to Doug's heinous crimes

[@tryctan2399]

i'd do ANYTHING but like ANYTHING to have more of this. this is pure gold i just have watery eyes and my throat hurts, laughest for 40 minutes straight

[@noonstar3435]

God please let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

[@roetemeteor]

>temu bothers you for months. >Send email demanding poopy diapers as payments. >get ghosted. God, I love this man.

[@LanceThumping]

It's all fun and games until a package full of poopy diapers shows up on his doorstep with a script for the ad read.

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

They didn't ghost Doug, Doug gave them a stroke then they fucking died.

[@MrFeatherMan]

@@The-S-H3lf-Eater Well then they ghosted him just a little more literally than normal

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

@@MrFeatherMan They didn't ghost Doug, Doug ghosted them.

[@Rhinoiron]

As it should be! What a corrupt and evil company

[@AveragealienWhocosplays-gj2tg]

I’m glad we are willing to have ai clones just to read emails

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Agreed

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎

[@hatmanmanofhats8167]

@@EEEEEEEEE

[@Cee-233]

E

[@woodlefoof2]

E

[@TimberJackEB]

Now you just need a third secretary to sort the emails between fanmail and scams, ads and sponsorship deals. Then delegate the emails to the other two secretaries based on the type of email it is; fanmail to Penguin Doug, and the rest to Diaper Doug.

[@crimson-cloud]

Omg... DILF LOVER DOUG'S CHANCE!

[@Pizza_p54]

14:37 "I am worried that this one will make him a big nervous-" "AAAAAAAUUUUUGUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH"

[@SturmmannHanz]

12:40 The pure unadulterated demonic screech as if to shut Doug up made me cry from laughing so hard

[@TheMournFlower]

Me too!

[@SoulburgersSoll]

That shit was so great

[@danieljuno810]

Great timing

[@WingedMourner]

High demon elgrim must've got to him.......

[@Thatgreyslugcat]

And the zoom out to the outside of the building with the muffled chaos still audible just makes it better.

[@Nuggn-i1b]

14:36 "i am a little worried that it'l make him a little nervous..." "AÆŹÆAABGHAAGHAHAAAAAEEERYUUUYGHHAAAAAÆ--"

[@janwill1]

“I am a little worried that it’l make him nervous…” 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@Drexus.The.Mantled]

Imma go for an interview and if I get nervous, stare the interviewer in the eyes, give then a demonicbscreech and hop out the window

[@Fallen2763]

Why did he caw like a crow

[@spingleboygle]

“i’m a little worried that i’ll make him a little nervous” “🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿”

[@TheGooseOfChaos]

@@janwill1 Translation: "I am a little worried that it'l make him nervous..." AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA

[@demsterclippy4252]

12:35 I love how the a.i. just so happens to panic the moment he backpedals saying Canada isn't the "unnamed country", and doug responds saying "but you did say Canada, wait-". Its almost like Penguin doug is having a panic attack over failing to keep the secret, and responds by instantly becoming an Xlerator hand dryer.

[@HabitualThinker]

It was genuinely like they were having a conversation

[@posthistoricdino422]

as a walmart employee frequently subjected to the noise of ripping winds whenever i use the bathroom, i'm so mad at how accurate that description is

[@dougallen9689]

The editing choice to cut to the exterior of an office building while Doug has a scream fight with the A.i. is just perfect.

[@Harley-or-Nugget_B0]

He was creating a distraction

[@Ilovebuzzsaws]

He was intimidating Doug just like how prey (like penguins) do to predators.

[@Siegeisok67]

12:46 “No, you did say it was can-“ **GETS POSSESSED**

[@RipScissor]

It's so obvious that Penguin Doug sells weapons to Canada. His mouth moves like a true Canadian.

[@War_With_It]

Fr

[@shingoji524]

I get that reference.

[@revilno]

But how would he sell the weapons to Canada if he lives in Canada?

[@redude08]

South park

[@Xayumcl]

@@revilnobecause he went to Alaska and said he was American and sold them to canada

[@calebwashere]

I genuinely wanna make "Don't worry about your strong objections. They've been duly noted, and promptly ignored" part of my vocabulary. It's so good lmfao

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@dexthegoat14]

I legitimately lol'd for several minutes at this line. I have duly noted it for the future lol.

[@holyelephantmg8838]

Same vibe as “I understand the council had made a decision, but considering it’s a stupid a- decision, I’ve elected to ignore it”

[@GZilla311]

@@holyelephantmg8838Classic line.

[@potatojuiceultra]

Diarrhea Doug casually turning into GLaDOS

[@37Kilroy]

The AI couldn't seem to handle ten prompts, especially considering most the prompts had multiple elements. I liked AI 1-- he was very impressive at avoiding e's which is tough duty, "auditory organs" as opposed to ears.

[@gamemultiplier1750]

"yours truly" instead of me, and "broadcasts" instead of videos. it's pretty impressive once you notice it, especially since e is a letter that is used a lot in English.

[@hamburgerbroz6439]

i was keeping an ear out, it was remarkably accurate! i heard it say "eight" once, which the AI may have printed as 8, potentially. it said another word with E in it which was parroting doug's question which used the same worth. damn impressive considering its the most common letter in english!

[@Summertraveling]

5:25 digressing

[@cjvs1604]

He had another Ai Doug before Hot Dad Doug and realized part way through the interview that having the AI use all 10 in one answer was too much. He added an instruction that made the AI only choose 2 or 3 prompts per interview answer. I think he removed that limitation for the email portion but I could be wrong.

[@jaykebird2go]

It was the first attempt at Hot Dad Doug. The first attempt's response to the interview question was so random and incoherent that he added on that "limit your answers to 2 to 3 of the traits" and a "keep it professional" instruction, which seemed to do the trick well enough. To be fair to the original poster, pretty much every one of these AI Dougs had pretty intense or extreme traits. You kinda have to make out the actual content of the response among all the random noises and rambling lol.

[@jayb9310]

"I am worried it'll make him a little bit nervous..." *HEART ATTACK*

[@reubenfromow4854]

“Don’t worry about your objections. They have been duly noted and promptly ignored.” AI Doug is savage 🥶

[@loz405real]

"I've made a big bang in my pants" 🥶🥶🥶 (too lazy to quote it accurately)

[@LittleOldTalkingFlower31218]

"AAAAAAOOOOOUUUEEEEEEEBBEEEEEOO, My apologies - I just had a coffee surge, or maybe my body decided to perform an interpretative dance routine of a volcanic eruption" 🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@poyo6467]

The fucking "I. TAKE. SUN. DAYS." from diarrhea doug kills me every time i rewatch this

[@vsptylore3639]

Imagine interviewing Hot Dad Doug. You get ready to ask a very normal question: whether or not he has a criminal record. HDD first counters by asking if youre trying to take his virginity, then threatens you with grenades, and then moans over the idea of Craig, without answering the question

[@MightyRathalos90]

To be fair, if someone like that exists i would be more terrified if they do NOT have a criminal record.

[@garakthetailor]

@@MightyRathalos90 no evidence

[@AziSlays]

No, no, I'm pretty sure he answered the question in the only way that matters.

[@supotter377]

He was too good for doug

[@vsptylore3639]

​@@garakthetailor allegedly

[@MG-games643]

14:38 "i am worried it will make him a little nervous" "GAGAAHHHBBHBBBHHHHHHHH"

[@VioVanHelsing]

Nothing like watching Twitch Chat have actual remorse after getting the AI's response to that couple.

[@Smileyrat]

Yah, ive never seen twitch chat drop out of the chat mentailty so fast.

[@yondev]

@@Smileyrat Chat may be chaotic but they're not evil.

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

The basement is a close community

[@GZilla311]

I was surprised by how quickly they were saying not to do it.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@koolaid33]

Diarrhea Doug brought me to literal tears, his last email specifically where he says he "recreated the Big Bang in his pants" almost killed me. PLEASE, PLEASE bring these guys back. Also, re-invite hot dad Doug for a new interview, & maybe bring him on for that extra bit of diversity.

[@robotortoise]

Hot Dad Doug is the LGBTQ+ representation that this company needs!

[@Numbskulli]

THIS BUT WHEN HE SAID “or maybe my body decided to perform an interpretative dance routine of a volcanic eruption”

[@complesity7663]

Doug never fails to make me replace my body parts with AI and become a robot servant.

[@uncanalmas4712]

Even I debt I serve the omniscia

[@dublxml]

As it should be

[@Backfisch5927]

THE CYBERMEN

[@rhyspieces5718]

Never failed, huh?

[@Benusr]

At what point do you become a new broom?

[@MonkeyMangrove]

7:55 It's so funny how hot dad Doug yells "CRAIG" right before he's let go 😂😂😂

[@joshcheee8659]

CRAAIIGGGGGG

[@nopenopity-nope6621]

I swear to god he was moaning Craig’s name, too. There’s some history there. Imagine the emails we could have gotten from Hot Dad Doug.

[@alexcrazy1492]

That’s was a moan,they definitely be the hot dads in question

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

*lewd gasp* _craig~_

[@buttermanaws4693]

12:42 has got to be my favorite moment It's like the Ai version revealed something and decided to scream like a child/demon to stop that train of thought

[@SquidRumi]

Was waiting for someone to talk about Penguin Doug shrieking like a demon 😭

[@soapsudz8208]

Doug: No, you did say it was cana- Ai: AAAEEAEAGAHHGRGHGEGHEFFAGG👺👹

[@erauirusu5658]

I laugh so Hard, I couldn’t see anything

[@danzal13]

@@erauirusu5658 same🤣🤣🤣

[@xxfloppypillowxx]

Doug really blurs the line between interview and interrogation and we love him for that.

[@GZilla311]

… there’s a difference?

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[@Bruh-ps2lh]

I need to know if you're a criminal - DouglasDouglas, circa 2023

[@twinkpeaks9993]

My sides hurt from laughing at the Penguin Doug letting out a demonic screech mid-interview This needs to be a series

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[@yoogy4407]

I agree, that would just be amazing.

[@Veriasian]

When it cuts to outside 😂

[@fossil98]

When loud actually does equal funny

[@start9799]

He hisses at Doug like a cat

[@meganvincent5381]

14:36 "I'm worried it'll make him a little nervous" *screams of nervously trying not to sell black market weapons*

[@TheLordOfBeans]

I LOVE THE IDEA OF A CHINESE SCAM SITE EMAILING YOU, AND AN AI JUST SCREAMS "FUCK OFF YOU GOVERNMENT PSYOP, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!"

[@theawsomedannydudeman]

Do you know you have capslock on

[@pokkerhonklers6625]

RAAAAAH

[@Mime-Face1022]

@@theawsomedannydudeman DID YOU KNOW YOU HELD SHIFT ON UR FIRST KEY?

[@cerulity32k]

@@Mime-Face1022 MORE LIKE I SHIT ON MY FIRST KEY

[@autisticturtle5838]

*our

[@Bezray]

I remember seeing a clip of Doug complaining about how he gets so many emails and chat suggests "make an AI to respond". Doug shoots down this idea and says it's dumb. Here we are now.

[@sivir_m3_timbers307]

Thus proving that chat is truly the main character

[@_._.avid._._5951]

He said stuff like what if some fan sends a heart felt letter and the ai responds and he would feel bad about it

[@proredfly9410]

not to mention its one of the best videos hes ever made😭

[@astrophysiciann]

holy shit. i haven’t laughed this hard at a video in a long time. i think having the AI respond to other people instead of only bantering with you brings something really fresh to it

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[@heinshaaine8153]

Same goes for doug doug

[@AberrantAberrant]

100% the fact that there was a real recipient on the end of this really added the fire that turned this from mildly entertaining to tear-wrenchingly funny

[@drbanana8778]

As a Canadian I can confirm that penguins Doug is my weapons dealer

[@derpaderpy4931]

Doug, PLEASE make this a weekly thing, listening to Diarrhea Doug blow out TEMU's sponsor proposal while blowing out his ass has put the biggest smile on my face I've had all year, and holy shit was I ready to just give up on everything before now.

[@tontolapiko1067]

I've come back to re-watch that segment at least half a dozen times its so good 😭

[@atroposV]

Hang in there man, things will get better for you one day

[@loz405real]

#BringbackDiarrheaDoug

[@livebackwards]

You should watch the longer 2+ hour version of this that he posted to his other channel, it's well worth it, the extra content is fire

[@derpaderpy4931]

@@livebackwards Is it on his VOD channel?

[@riverscuomo7140]

I love the idea that Temu sees Diarrhea Doug''s horrific gibberish response and is like "hell yeah"

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[@jaythec7994]

Rivers cuomo

[@LemonSaber]

33:08 This is i think the most united chat ever was, no arguments, just scheming on how to fuck over Temu.

[@charlieg3819]

What about in the KZbin speed run video where 100% of people voted to watch fat Albert

[@placeholderdoe]

The two things twitch chat can unite for, hating TEMU, and fat albert

[@utilizator500]

It's just generic hive mind mentality

[@deepseasnailfish]

is temu really that bad? i ordered from them once and besides shit being cheap, i was happy with my order

[@placeholderdoe]

@@deepseasnailfish temu’s app is basically malware, stealing all your info(way worse than google, facebook, etc). Plus the sweatshops and stuff(sadly goes for every online shop, but Temu’s cheap prices mean that the human cost is higher)

[@tomipenri]

you are literally the only youtuber that makes me laugh out loud

[@Apoc_CoD]

I’m both amazed and terrified that he actually sent these emails. Imagine receiving an email from these.

[@ろうにん浪人]

If you know the guy, well you can probably figure it's something like this.

[@supotter377]

I would frame it lol

[@__-be1gk]

I love how all of Doug's AIs occasionally get posessed by demons

[@m4z805]

Penguin Doug sounds like he performs a self-exorcism every time he starts to reply.

[@GZilla311]

I blame High Demon Elgrim.

[@thatonefromtimtokanthony1403]

@gzilla311 same

[@oonmnoo]

Doug is the kind of person to steal your organs and say “IT WAS THE AI” and run into the dog hole

[@sarahbunny0618]

This made me CACKLE lmfaooo

[@noyz-anything]

you mean the oh-oh hole?

[@garuvashi]

The doug hole

[@Lunacorva]

Correction: Doug is the kind of person to MAKE an AI to steal your organs.

[@jackbeavis]

The doug hole

[@vortexluigi]

36:35 “I don’t need billboards, shelby”

[@SeaIbass]

Rest in peace DILF Doug, we will miss you and your verbal smut about Craig

[@fish_finn]

LMAO VERBAL SMUT

[@calebwashere]

Personally, I'm more distraught that they cut out the parts with Window Doug

[@JacobPlays136]

@@calebwashere Doug is trying to hide his involvement in the 14th story "accident".

[@Klausweichen]

@@JacobPlays136 what, what is the 14th floor accident i didnt watch the vod

[@Hank39]

@markbertrand6052 I'm gonna take a wild guess and say window doug is actually just the shitting doug and the 14th floor incident was an event in which doug shit from the 14th floor, either that or it's just something completely different lol

[@2007toyotacorolla]

doug i love your videos but you actually almost killed me the two final emails genuinely made me laugh so hard i couldnt breathe

[@LordAJ12345]

I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit

[@footman77]

For me it was the demonic screaming of Penguin Doug

[@NotAMurdererer]

Same. I thought I was gonna black out

[@RedWarrior42]

12:46 this was actually big brain, he had to change the subject quickly so he had a mental breakdown to avoid his cover being blown off the spot.

[@comyuse9103]

saving that little maneuver just in case it ever comes in handy

[@mechanic6]

"no you did say canada" *unleashes demons on doug in anger*

[@invertedLOL]

I love how he recovers from the diarrhea by apologizing for having digestion issues, then says that they should digest this pitch and completes it by saying synergistic, everyone’s favorite business buzzword.

[@Lozinlimbo]

12:35 - 12:55 I love imagining that Penguin Doug started screaming because Doug had confronted him about accidentally exposing Canada as the unnamed country

[@StrongBoi765]

funniest shit i’ve ever seen 😂

[@dublxml]

Don’t worry guys, Doug is soon gonna be an AI robot just like his new secretary

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[@mry77]

Hi I am real Doug comment bot here to say that this comment earns its DougDoug approved comment and be sure not to shit in the tacos!

[@mamoon304]

@@mry77 what if I want shit in my tacos

[@loredotdll]

He's gonna do a Kwebblecop and make like 14 AI channels with shitty content purely for profit

[@Raphe9000]

Doug has been an AI robot for about 4 months now

[@InkIdiot]

33:41 is one of the best moments in Dougdoug history and you can't convince me otherwise.

[@jumperk5627]

I don't need - nor want - to convince you otherwise, because I agree. It's fucking hilarious watching that unfold.

[@taraktaras7327]

12:43 "I didn't say it was canada tho could be any unnamed country" "No you did say ca-" *THE DEPTHS OF HELL*

[@comyuse9103]

that was such a good moment

[@Xayumcl]

we are in a fucking office - dougdoug

[@lord_ozymandias]

12:52 was the killer for me. the zoom out never fails 👁️

[@Drexus.The.Mantled]

Possible for Tamika doll have little kids to Mexico

[@1draigon]

Good to hear that Doug stopped having moral problems with getting an AI to read actually heartfelt messages

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[@holl7w]

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[@ricscola]

Would be amazing a variation of this where DougDoug copy/pastes the traits without looking at them and has to guess what are their traits.

[@cassielynn7074]

Oh my goodness what a fun idea

[@lavender3609]

This sounds so much like an improv game I know; I would actually love to see this happen.

[@lucase.2546]

Whose Doug is it Anyway?

[@calamaricalamity6757]

that sounds awesome, but he should create 5 of them, while someone else makes the other 5

[@colek8990]

4:10 "music to my auditory organs" is simultaneously the funniest and weirdest thing I've ever heard an AI say

[@ego-lay_atman-bay]

Diarrhea Doug's response to temu was so hilarious that I actually felt like I was going to pull something just from laughing so hard. It was the perfect email to a scam sponsorship. You should do this again sometime.

[@noonstar3435]

literally, im dying laughing right now

[@Titanblade17]

This video is unironically the funniest I have EVER watched. The pure chaotic comedy that diarrhea Doug spews is unbelievable. 😂😂😂

[@jaxsonadros2066]

That's not the only thing that he is spewing...

[@ericbadstubner9]

i can recommend his video about the ai playing a kids adventure game to you then. 2.5 hours of godlike comedy like this one :D have fun

[@Tanwolly]

This video, and his AI plays Pajama Sam stream are genuinely the 2 funniest things I’ve ever watched in my life. I don’t ever laugh out loud at things normally, but almost every Doug Doug video makes me laugh until I’m crying. Doug Doug deserves some kind of award or recognition for that Pajama Sam stream.

[@Titanblade17]

@@coadamolx0100 I’ve seen it

[@thewisewolf768]

@@Tanwolly Im in a similar boat, I rarely actually laugh out loud. This video had me ugly laughing with tears pouring out of my eyes at multiple points. Fucking gold

[@Alex-95-Gaming]

The people that were very confused by the responses at the time probably got a lot of clarity now, but putting Diarrhea Doug on Temu's response was awesome lol

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[@IAmMuffin.]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@smartboy201]

Y'know, one thing I love is how often Chat picks up on the _little things_ Doug does, and adapts damn near immediately. For the third Doug's fourth trait ( 17:05 ), it was "He thinks he's you, intermittently" Doug: *Changes the trait to mean that he thinks he's in charge of the interview* Chat: "Okay, trait number 10: _He thinks he's you, intermittently!"_ Ended up working out _SO_ well. Bravo, chat. Way to stick to your guns.

[@mamoon304]

Its time to make an AI that will flood Doug with emails infinitely so that the AI that he designed to go through them will battle forever, we will call it Parkzer 2.0.

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[@gwainexe9065]

Let's do it.

[@AeyakS]

That'd be pretty interesting. Like once per stream, the AI Parkzer sends an email to Doug Doug, and then the response email gets played on stream.

[@mamoon304]

@@AeyakS Exactly!

[@CornCringle]

Absoutely

[@tsardean7438]

12:45 I have never in all my life laughed that hard The way its mouth moves combined with the demon screech that just comes outa nowhere.

[@StrongBoi765]

SAME 😂

[@fazbeark1ng]

SAME

[@breadstick4458]

14:37 This one really got me

[@TheQuietMaestro]

ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴍᴀᴏ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴇᴅ sᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ xᴅ

[@nicreven]

Me too

[@Brutus0417]

12:41 The fact that penguin Doug got caught revealing that it was Canada and releases his inner demons killed me

[@moongirl-d9h]

18:56 "sweet motherboard of all things silicon" is such an underrated banger

[@jan-pi-ala-suli]

i am currently sick with the stomach flu i think, and so at 12:48 i started to laugh, but choked on air, almost died from suffocation, and then almost threw up. thank you for this

[@apricoticpeaches]

OH NO I hope you feel better soon I was laughing so hard at that part 💀💀💀

[@comyuse9103]

i tried eating at the start of the stream, i had to stop before i choked to death on a cracker

[@dazcarrr]

when AI takes over the world it's about a 50/50 if they decide to spare doug or punish him even harder for doing stuff like this

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[@Ozzy08018]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@talenstout8324]

You worry to much.

[@jacobsiron6929]

I feel it'd be a bit of a court jester situation

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

There's a twist on Roko's Basilisk. If you are dedicated to propagating the super AI, but do it poorly while making the AI look ridiculous, does the AI reward you or send your consciousness to the extra spiky torment pits?

[@mayafrags]

i’ve legitimately never laughed this hard at anything, actual tears in my eyes over diarrhea doug’s temu email

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[@santiago_destroyers]

i think chat made him just to s--- on anyone

[@brokenskull927]

I nearly choked when he responded TEMU And also "Big bang in pants"

[@Usernamestill_Available]

36:35 “I don’t need billboards _Shelby_ “ One powerful statement right there

[@mcpopcorn3195]

First off, let's acknowledge the elephant in the room😉 Or rather... the billboard😊 I don't need billboards, Shelby...😐

[@Marudream407]

That was Powerfull

[@faedragonlucy]

I hope this naturally evolves into a "Council of Dougs" for another stream

[@SlushieDee]

Oh my god I laughed so hard that I am in physical pain, diarrhea doug shitting directly into Temu’s inbox was so good. Also I absolutely love Penguin Doug he’s so wholesome right next to Diarrhea “I don’t need billboards” Doug.

[@evansnyder7873]

Actually the hardest I have laughed in so long. Diarrhea Doug is legend and will go down in history for his invention of the exploding diaper.

[@nicofreako4228]

Penguin Doug is the employee that excels in the top of their work but Diarrhea Doug is the boss' favorite and gets a raise

[@wiiink]

There's a lot of misuse of AI out there, but this is what AI should truly be used for. Doug is the only one allowed to use ChatGPT

[@scalemerald]

truly the only ai content i enjoy. everyone needs more shitting computers in their lives

[@vibewithryan]

Jacksfilms also has some funny AI videos

[@GHOZTSHXRKZ]

failboat has some pretty funny ai stuff as well imo-

[@vibewithryan]

@@GHOZTSHXRKZ I'll check them out!

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

If content like this is a gift from AI then i'll gladly accept the price of bad actors. Like the internet. It's one of the greatest tools and i would never give it up. But it feels like it's more than 80% garbage and dangerous or fishy activity.

[@ArmundJay]

i am in PAIN from laughing so hard. i want to read an email conversation between Penguin and Diarrhea so badly lmao

[@d.fractal]

DGOUGODG

[@HyperDash47]

HAAHUUUUAHAHHUHUA 😩 HAUUHUAAAHHU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! sorry I'm nervous. I just did a big bang in my pants.

[@masterofdoots5965]

Penguin Doug would be trying to sell black market weapons to Diarrhea Doug, and Diarrhea Doug would be trying to sell exploding diapers to Penguin Doug

[@davidkueny2444]

​@@masterofdoots5965 That sounds like a worrying combination... weaponized explosive diapers, anyone?

[@CuppzGeo]

🐧🫑 VS 💩🫑

[@SirSaizo]

13:18 "The unnamed country is somewhere else, like Antarctica." "Antarctica is not a country" "Or is it-... *pauses* Anyways this job seems like such a great opportunity-"

[@lyn10gaming]

Vsauce music starts

[@SquidRumi]

He tried to make him reconsider it ☠️

[@KrappyMusic]

"or is it... 👁️👄👁️... Anyways this job seems like such an opportunity"

[@comyuse9103]

penguin doug was just so fucking good

[@ArmundJay]

it's been 11 months since this video was posted and i've watched it about as many times. this is my favorite DougDoug video; perhaps only behind the Pajama Sam one.