Goblin is the Type of Movie You Watch When You've Lost All Hope

[@PossumReviews]

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[@gionotreal]

Hey shitstain how bout you upload on Shaym

[@leonwakefield1514]

I forgot you make videos

[@unknownflickz1289]

@@gionotreal he'll do it when he feels like it

[@chemo9674]

nice an upload

[@sergiokaminotanjo]

l always wanted to know what kind of people makes this type of movies. Also lm glad you came back from your short but shamefull animated kid targeted movie reviewing. Welcome back Possum

[@TheTanHatMan1]

As someone who’s looking to get into film writing , “Why’d the goblin turn on the stove?” Is now my mantra for useless pointless plot garbage. Thank you, Possum. You’re doing god’s work, good sir.

[@laughingmask3118]

Same

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

Same

[@tobismasher268]

It’s hard to see because of the low resolution but the reason the goblin turned on the stove is to heat up the fire poking stick that they used later in the movie

[@badgerbrowncoat5433]

it will one day replace the chicken and the road

[@ballthatbounces626]

How's that going for you

[@Fwufikins]

The idea of getting a phonecall from bigfoot and the response being "Shut up bigfoot, there's no such thing as goblins" and then hanging up... It brings me life.

[@scottricklaroque7428]

LOL IKR? I laughed at that also. I love these reviews, he's a B reviewer reviewing C and D movies. It's really genius though. haha

[@limb.dondototohasstartedso7288]

Yip

[@laughingmask3118]

I literally didn't even realize the context humor XD

[@eli_r6514]

This title is the type of title you make when you’ve watched Goblin.

[@LucyWest370]

This is so true

[@toastedmilk8457]

Possum: "There's no such thing as goblins!" *while talking to a literal sasquatch*

[@RimeyCH]

@Napoleon Bonaparte With Internet Access no need to be hostile little man.

[@JohnDoe-nk7hx]

@Napoleon Bonaparte With Internet Access by today's generation. Ok boomer

[@I_am_a_cat_]

Yes, well done, you found the joke.

[@jefforri4151]

Its just an actor in a sasquatch costume.

[@XmortoxX1990]

So, Poosum has faced demos, ghosts, know Cthulhu in real life, but doesn't believe goblins exist?

[@tosakugod8333]

Seems right

[@tvbnine793]

and his neighbor is a blasted Sasquatch

[@leonwakefield1514]

Bro possums don’t exist

[@haillobster7154]

@B4conBoyZ "poosum".

[@pedroemo5477]

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@savitarflash9540]

Everyone: when is covid going back to end Possum asking the real questions : why the goblin turn on the stove?

[@MrNegativecreep07]

I guess it was supposed to be a way of blowing up the house, but that would have been way too expensive to film

[@meowcat280]

I think that he was heating up the fire poker.

[@savitarflash9540]

Tbh I thought he did that so he could eat them

[@zimmerlicker]

@@meowcat280 thats what i thought, you cannot see the poker very well but its there and its the next weapon the goblin uses

[@LucyWest370]

Cook someone alive or shove their face in the flames

[@doctorscientist7570]

He turned on the stove so they’d rack up a big-ass gas bill

[@starstorm5338]

That is so scary and inhumane!

[@jakefrost7404]

That monster.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Wow murdering a chick with a scythe to the cooter is gnarly but THAT is just crossing the line of brutality.

[@thephoenixking1086]

That is the worst thing I have heard, murder and so on are old school now but causing a Gas Bill... that is Cruel and makes him a Monster.

[@shotguntony4730]

So that's why the husband was crying.

[@CrabbyMcCrab11]

Even when we think we found the worst movie. There's always a bigger fish

[@Gideon13397]

Yeah 😂😂. Every time I think I just witnessed the worst movie ever made, there's always another damn turd that just pops up and presents itself.

[@o2smartmouth181]

The Pest...there is no bigger fish then that movie

[@Gideon13397]

@@o2smartmouth181 seems like that movie is a huge risk for anyone to take, and I'm willing to take it 😅.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

And Possum will fry it on the same stove the goblin turned on.

[@CrabbyMcCrab11]

@@mikeoxlong1395 But why did he turn on the stove?

[@blackcowboy5337]

People ask why do we exist and is their meaning at all in anything but no one is asking the real questions : why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@scottricklaroque7428]

Maybe he was cold? I mean, you never see a goblin in snow, or snowy environments so maybe he was trying to warm the place up. Or seriously maybe there was a scene that explained it but it was too stupid (If that's possible?) so they edited that out and forgot to edit the stove scene out. Oh and you forgot people asking is there a God. Which is as stupid as the goblin turning on the stove.

[@willyscrabeck7411]

He was heating up that poker before he sticks it up the dudes bhole.

[@blackcowboy5337]

@@scottricklaroque7428 lol

[@fellipedasilva99]

To make some marshmallows...

[@viscountrainbows6452]

nigga just wanted sum beans

[@Krbyfan1]

The Goblin turned on the stove because he wanted to make a pot of mac and cheese but I guess he forgot the whole "make mac and cheese" part of it

[@lauradeichen7684]

No no he just did it off camera

[@RimeyCH]

@@lauradeichen7684 and than he set himself on fire while (this was going to be a Vinsauce reference but I'm too fucking tired to finish the joke.)

[@manscapedgrinch1427]

Is that a reference to the Cheddar Goblin from Mandy?

[@_Alex_Zer0_]

Why didn’t they film this? Remember, this movie cost 4 million dollars.

[@testosteroid901]

@@_Alex_Zer0_ wait WHAT

[@PossumReviews]

Where the hell are my ads?

[@Greg-Storm]

They probably got burnt on the stove when the goblin turned it on

[@sithlordc3po465]

Where’s the lamb sauce

[@Snakedude4life]

Goblin turned them off.

[@canariopintado9929]

Why is youtube so confusing? Why did the goblin turn on the stove? Some questions will remain unanswered

[@willyscrabeck7411]

I was seeing ads. So he must have fixed it.

[@That0neDeadGuy]

5:30 “Is this the sorta thing couples do? I wouldn’t know...” Same, bro. Same.

[@John73John]

11:38 "Quit acting like a bimbo in a B-movie!" Hey, that's insulting to both bimbos and B-movies.

[@CapucineNighly]

For a moment there, I thought the movie was slightly gaining self awareness... Lol

[@LucyWest370]

@@CapucineNighly I think it actually slightly was

[@I_am_a_cat_]

@@LucyWest370 except they made nothing near a B movie. This movie doesn't even deserve a letter grade. Its like a... ; movie

[@brianaguilar8283]

@@CapucineNighly Director must have thought he was being clever with that line

[@geardog24]

*"We're gonna get some tools...and then we're fix that goblin's engine."* Top 10 action lines for the wrong movie

[@johnnymcauliffe1289]

I overheard my mechanic say those exact words to his apprentice last time I brought my vehicle into his shop.

[@hobowitharay-gun261]

It took me awhile to realize why possum had a chest wraps. Then I remembered the ending to the last review

[@scottricklaroque7428]

I must have missed the last review, I just found this channel and subscribed like 2 days ago, what happened?

[@brianaguilar8283]

@@scottricklaroque7428 watch his review for The Last Airbender

[@scottricklaroque7428]

@@brianaguilar8283 Ahh, thanks.

[@RimeyCH]

@@brianaguilar8283 i completely forgot about that.

[@chimerical8746]

oh yeah thats right

[@Dreadjaws]

_"Now we're gonna get some tools...and we're gonna fix that goblin's engine."_ You can tell they were so proud of that line by the way orange shirt just outright stares at the camera while saying it. "This is it, guys. This is our very own _'May the Force be with you'._ They'll be quoting us for decades!"

[@mortalanonymous9338]

I read this line exactly as it came up in the video. That's probably the spookiest thing about this movie. lol

[@favoritemustard3542]

_...for deca-seconds!_ If only.

[@Elvusmiw]

What a weird moment

[@Ziomaletto]

>This is our very own 'May the Force be with you'. More like "I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass" line.

[@Xiol02]

A talking Opossum to a Sasquatch: There are no things such as goblins HMM.......

[@RoninCatholic]

"If I wanted to see a fat guy getting ripped apart, I'd just read the replies to MovieBob's tweets!" Savage and hilarious, marsupial man.

[@xXFangRideXx]

they dont call him movieblob for nothin

[@michaelscott358]

Questions that humanity may never understand 1. What happens after death 2. What is our purpose in life 3. Why the goblin turned on the stove

[@may-sd5mg]

why can i smell this movie through the screen

[@mathnasiumalumni7608]

Do you like polish hotdogs cuz I’m having them tomorrow and I’m really hungry how about you?

[@may-sd5mg]

MathnasiumAlumni yes❤️

[@picklegiorno6160]

What does it smell like

[@YME-V2]

You forgot to turn off your smell setting

[@notajalapeno4442]

you are first

[@firepeaman2440]

Every "why did the goblin turn on the stove?" moment. 6:31 9:30 13:52 17:22 22:11 22:56 24:35

[@yiayyiay1352]

7

[@imfatkid420]

how is this not the top comment

[@uglyferalcat149]

The goblin looks like the horrifying result of combining Ganondorf and Hagrid

[@nikolozka1]

Lol,that's what I thought, glad I'm not the only one

[@mikeoxlong1395]

And a copious amount of crack.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

He looks like a few of the homeless I've seen around Harvard. Prettier than a couple, actually.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Ganondorf isn't that unappealing... more like undead Ganondorf and Hagrid put together.

[@umbrebac]

"You're a wizard Zelda, and a thumpin good un I reckon!"

[@Vercingetorix525]

"I knew a fat guy in prison... we called him diabetic Dan. I bet you cant guess why we called him that..." lol I love these prison jokes

[@theinformantky9332]

Some say to this day Possum is still asking why the goblin turned on the stove.

[@awandererfromys1680]

You're not wrong.

[@TheWolfgangGrimmer]

Well... he is.

[@noobtime01]

We'll never know why the stove got turned on

[@scottricklaroque7428]

My theory is goblins are cold natured so he turned it on because goblins don't know how to use thermostats.

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

I think he did it and then lit some gas thing

[@angrymokyuu1951]

Watch the scene again closely. The poker's on top of the burner.

[@mushroomanjcc1954]

Love how whenever opossum gets a call, he just drops everything and looks pissed af

[@graywolf2241]

I loved that he used a circular saw that clearly needs to be plugged in, like its a battery powered one.

[@williambaylis2904]

Why did the goblin turn on the stove? The world may never know

[@flameendcyborgguy883]

The "goblin" turned on the stove to heat up fire-pocker... I think.

[@willyscrabeck7411]

Yep

[@bradywomack9751]

Affirmative.

[@jimtaylor294]

Pocker, noun. A Poker made of Pocky's.

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

Or he lit to make the house explode, and off screen lit the gas

[@Bubba524dtm]

So yea...I noticed the fire poker on the stove and said, "THAT'S WHY THE GOBLIN DID IT!"...However that is not nearly as satisfying considering how long this gag has been going on so we'll ignore it... SO WHY?!

[@ablosch2452]

Philosophers have pondered the question for centuries, and scientists have spent even more years conducting research trying to figure it out, but to this day the question remains a mystery, and perhaps shall for millenia to come. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@thegoldenbrickstone]

I just love the constant gag of Possum saying "Why did the goblin turn on the stove?" every time he has no idea what the movie is trying to do or even talk about for that matter. I noticed it was a pattern and I just loved it.

[@AidenRKrone]

Maybe the Goblin turned on the stove because the script originally called for a giant, gas-fueled explosion to blow up the house, but they didn't have the budget, skill, or equipment to make a passable explosion.

[@nanu321]

I cant stop asking myself "Why the goblin turn on the stove"

[@sometffurry]

"That's ridiculous, there's no such thing as goblins." Said the talking anthropomorphic possum to the sasquatch

[@queenkajinakinoshita7395]

I am gonna die of laughter if he says "Why'd he turn on the stove." again

[@Camel_snot]

Today I found out that Clown-nado is a thing

[@mushrooms5601]

OH NO A TORNADO HIT THE RONALD MCDONALD AUDITION STAND

[@irregulore]

I’m glad that this movie has an overarching question/idea... why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@weilandloveland]

"Why did the Goblin turn on the stove?" That's going down in history.

[@cyberdance4578]

He’s asking the important questions

[@griffinkelley8785]

"Why did he turn on the stove?" Top ten questions scientists can't answer

[@Mickerson]

if i had a dollar each time possum said why did he turn on the stove i could buy ice enough ice cream to last me a whole day

[@willyscrabeck7411]

"There were two writers for this movie."

[@spacetrainbaby3737]

What

[@raccoononymous]

HEY GOBLIN. I "SAW" WHAT YOU DID THERE. (And that's how you do a pre-kill oneliner involving a saw.)

[@jakefrost7404]

Glad to see you still trawling around. See you around, Space Jew.

[@scottsmith7969]

Correction: Virginia woods refers to the literal woods of Virginia, thistles refers to a promise god made Adam for eating the forbidden fruit in the Bible. I’m not an expert of this film, I just got the reference. He is complaining about having to work his land as foretold in the book of Genesis.

[@fnytnqsladcgqlefzcqxlzlcgj9220]

I mean that's pretty cool

[@xXFangRideXx]

shockingly deep for the movie where a goblin turns on a stove

[@scottsmith7969]

@@xXFangRideXx Actually no, it’s not deep. I think it was an intentional slight against Christians and southerners. The people making the film didn’t wade into the significance or meaning of the biblical text, they just want to portray Christianity as something only an idiot would believe and put that in their crappy movie. Which is ironic in America since the abolition of slavery was founded on the idea that all men are equal under god, (for if men are not born with equal moral value, and not granted right by they’re creator why shouldn’t you enslave them? Especially if it improves their lives? This idea didn’t just end slavery, it ended the rule of kings!) and it was the southern states that rejected that view. So they show a man from the south, detestably stupid, have him quote a Bible verse and act as if, thats how life is. They conflated two things they didn’t like, neither of which they understood , showed a depiction which made them feel righteous, (because they were ignorant of reality) and wanted to rub other peoples faces in the mess they believe. This mentality is everywhere if you look for it. It’s not a mind set I would describe as deep. It is shallow, base, self serving, ignorant and most of all arrogant.

[@bentstraw827]

Your animation cuts are way more interesting and entertaining than the entire movie

[@scottricklaroque7428]

I FINALLY see one that isn't a year old. I just found this channel and watched a couple of vids. I love how he reviews, I'm addicted now and subscribed.

[@Lrr_Of_Omikron]

You know it's bad when the guy who made it said it's his worse movie hes ever made. Totally possum reviews material

[@markiangooley]

Astonishingly it has relatively good reviews on and accessible through IMDb.

[@Matthew-Anthony]

I love how Possum keeps repeating, "Why did the goblin turn on the stove?".

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

The goblin looks more like a troll than a goblin

[@mushrooms5601]

He looks more like a homeless man

[@mushrooms5601]

No I shouldn’t of said that.it’s offensive to homeless people

[@sgh2an9]

@@mushrooms5601 Now I can't take this conversation seriously anymore...

[@cassandracastro2759]

That "goblin" reminds me of the "gremlin" from Nightmare at 20,000 Feet in the original Twilight Zone.

[@Quirked_Up_Cowboy]

Want a good drinking game take a shot every time possum says anything about the stove.

[@cryo311old]

You like Metallica too?

[@Quirked_Up_Cowboy]

@@cryo311old Yep

[@electriczap9615]

top 10 questions even science cant answer “why the goblin turn on the stove?”

[@emilymk12]

It’s been 2 years. Have we discovered why the goblin turned on the stove?

[@HL3AlcAida]

He was employed at Gazprom.

[@RedDusk369]

"Why did the Goblin turn on the stove?" So he can turn it off.

[@coleodonoghue2981]

Of course. IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

[@robertos1850]

Top 10 questions science still can’t answer, number 10, why did the goblin turn of the stove

[@sonicfanboy3375]

It should be #1

[@blacknightdragon8407]

Goblin: you stupid rodent Possum: ill help you sasquach, let me get my weapons

[@Miductions]

The Possum Cinematic Universe is coming along nicely.

[@ghostlypresence5362]

Love movies like this really, they look so fun to make, just hanging out and having fun

[@samiam3821]

All of y'all over here talking about why the goblin turned on the stove meanwhile I'm over here asking the important question Actually never mind why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@brianaguilar8283]

To heat up the fireplace poker

[@samiam3821]

@@brianaguilar8283 you weren't supposed to do that.

[@explosion1704]

@@brianaguilar8283 no your wrong it was the Other way around

[@brianaguilar8283]

@@explosion1704 that doesn’t even make sense

[@Gorslax]

Me: *sees video title* Also me: “you know what? I don’t have much hope left. Let’s watch.”

[@strikingsarcophagus]

Im hella invested in the possum reviews lore now. I should make a wiki

[@theoblivious1672]

Always looking forward to these, keep up the good work :3

[@mathnasiumalumni7608]

Do you like polish hotdogs cuz I’m having them tomorrow and I’m really hungry how about u?

[@emeraldkitsune1790]

For now on when i'm asking a bunch of questions, the last one will be. " Why did the goblin turn on the stove?"

[@jrny20]

"...So, no one will know you've been up all night, crying..." Me: Do you have a link?

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

Why did the goblin turn on the stove? Humanity may never know.

[@sacredbeast6880]

Your profile picture is the best thing ive ever seen hahah

[@konradpytlak6767]

Everyone asks why did the goblin turn on the stove? But no one asks why the possum has a gunshot wound?

[@erykrejner2528]

3:46 That's.... Mars the bringer of war... By Gustav Holst and his "Planets" series of orchestral music. It's public domain because it's over 100 years old. But in the 90's it was not common (I thnik) to know any of that.

[@shuttlechief]

The goblin turned on the stove to represent how futile life is. There’s no reason to be here, but we’re all supposed to believe there’s a reason, but by the end, our stovw was just a short snapshot to a larger, even more pointless goblin turned zombie walkathon horror movie

[@colemanwalsh7477]

I love everytime something happens that makes no fucking sence it ends with.."why the goblin turn on the stove" mystery of the century

[@middle_management7582]

The goblin turned on the stove to heat the poker he rammed up the dudes pooper. It's hard to see because the poker is the same color.

[@sideways198]

The last time I was this early I was watching him under the name dr.shamyn

[@scottricklaroque7428]

I've never been this early, KZbin just decided to put these in my recommendations a few days ago, it's the fastest I think I've ever subscribed to a channel. I watched two videos and was hooked.

[@meow97]

Yeo

[@nublarrex5690]

Why have I never heard of this channel. This is amazing.

[@kevinkerwin4118]

This is where it all began.

[@DieselWeasel]

WHY'D THE GOBLIN TURN ON THE STOVE?! This will haunt me forever!

[@lostnumber08]

The suffering endured by watching this film is palpable in the review. Tremendous work.

[@wpeniche]

Legends says that Possum is still asking why the goblin turned the stove on to this day...

[@skyesfury8511]

That is most epic segue/intro into the Patreon list I've ever seen.

[@baconandx1858]

That 8 second clip of Prehistoric Bimbos In Armageddon City was more entertaining than the entirety of Goblin

[@Kepesk]

I still quote, "Why'd the goblin turn on the stove?" It's too good!

[@JonWintersGold]

Just when you think you’ve watched the worst movie ever... something comes out of the blue and sets the bar even lower.

[@MrLordOfDeath27]

The goblin turned on the stove to heat the fire poker to give the husband the 'ol spicy keychain

[@LalaRojas-jd5rc]

Anyone realize that Possum said "There's no such thing as goblins" while speaking to Sasquatch? It took me awhile for that to sink in.

[@xXFangRideXx]

truly good writing leaves more to be understood after viewing. such as "why did the goblin turn on the stove?"

[@Ashcroft420]

Back in the day, my Grandma used to tell me bedtime stories, and one of the characters from her stories was a goblin that lived in the attic of a house she lived in as a little girl. She named the goblin Billie for the sake of the story, but Billie would do things around the house that weren't exactly harmful or murderous but one of the things he would do is turn off the stove whenever someone was trying to boil water.

[@georgesummitt1980]

I think the implication was that the Goblin used the stove to cook what was left of the woman, but we never see that. There are a lot things this movie doesn't explain.

[@ZER0O9]

My main question is, did the goblin turn off the stove when he was done?

[@OmegaVideoGameGod]

@Possum Reviews I love your videos, thank you so much for making these. :D

[@r.j.penfold]

"...And find a suitcase presumably belonging to the previous owner." Hey, I've seen this plot point before! It was on an episode of Forensic Files! But instead of a magic suitcase it was a barrel and there was a dead woman inside.

[@GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.]

Congrats, Possum - "Whyd the goblin turn on the stove?" made it to the Urban Dictionary!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@chrysd1162]

"cause I went so fast. That's why she left" a probably incorrect quote, possum 2020

[@kentuckycrittercamera9407]

Ask the question “Why did the goblin turn on the stove?” and a legend is born.

[@sergiokaminotanjo]

damn,this movie is so bad l could barelly stand the entire review

[@scottricklaroque7428]

I think the worse the movie is the better Possum's reviews are.

[@2Meows]

@@scottricklaroque7428 i can see the correlation

[@katgut]

I've always appreciated the editing around the ads

[@Lrr_Of_Omikron]

Holly crap, I dont think I ever been here so early. I'm usually getting the notification a day late.

[@Hypnotoad114]

Are you really lrr of omicron 8?

[@williampotter3369]

never-mind the stove, why was that foot on that cop's shoulder?

[@ClassicPopble]

Ayyy I'm the one who said orc

[@ClassicPopble]

And yeah I definitely did not mean goblin

[@imnotpayingchildsupport4506]

And I'm your mom

[@joecorrigan8535]

@@imnotpayingchildsupport4506 I'm your dad tsup bitch

[@benshapiro4597]

Joe I’m your uncle Now bend over

[@imnotpayingchildsupport4506]

@@joecorrigan8535 and I'm your Grandpa now get the hell off my lawn

[@mr.koibito]

2 years later and I’m coming back to find out why the goblin turned on the stove

[@3L3CTR4H34RT]

"And black shirt gets his guts pulled out" Me: *Hey! You can't do this, black shirt isn't a duck!*

"Yeah...give that guy all the lines!" 😂

[@sharkbyte1565]

the acting in this movie is more cringy then those edgy emo rap songs you can find on youtube

[@rabidhog4912]

16:08 “and I’m gonna fix that goblin’s management” -random guy

[@cutlerhanks926]

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@bobbyrice]

VHS home cameras have been around a LOT longer than 1985. My friends and I used them. ALSO those are not mullets unless they're not in a ponytail. I had the same hair in the early 90's except I had a "surfer" cut in the front(the party was, in fact, in the back...but NOT a mullet!).