This is a Movie About Evil Cartoons But There's No Cartoons In It

[@PossumReviews]

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[@TheFreakdude42]

Something something stove.

[@drearycicak860]

@@TheFreakdude42 why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@TheStranger_1135]

SUS

[@LoLiusKing]

I was just wondering that i saw it already, thx for heads-up

[@Scrinwaipwr]

"Hi, I'm a possum and I reupload because KZbin regulation is garbage."

[@napoleonicspidershroom9027]

KZbin seriously censored the word that rhymes with error,this may be the dumbest reason a video got demonetized.

[@figs-oliomedley]

*THAT'S WHAT THE WORD IS??!!?*

[@cl0p38]

@@figs-oliomedley it's so stu**d! (If I'm not careful, Susan may come out of the KZbin shadow realm and devore my soul)

[@Scrinwaipwr]

All those poor women named Tera are now banned for having the name we dare not speak!

[@1rbdt]

@@Scrinwaipwr I wish I could say something that stupid wouldn't happen, but we're on YT so...

[@whoeverest_the_whateverest]

@@Scrinwaipwr wtf? What now about the word 'terabyte' then? Or any another word with this part?

[@hollowsteel]

KZbin censorship is ironic to an ungodly degree.

[@TheStranger_1135]

yep

[@DeweyManloveX]

KZbin has literally become more strict about language than television was 50-60 years ago.

[@TheStranger_1135]

@Booty Slappers you are in the wrong site edit: I said it because of your account name

[@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets]

Remember when KZbin had a hardcore gay fetish music video that got hundreds of thousands of views and thousands of reports. Remember how it only got removed when the media started talking about it?

[@quatreraberbawinner2628]

Seriously what is this movie called?

[@silverscorpio24]

Susan's award-winning free speech policies at it again

[@senorcapitandiogenes2068]

Free speech as long as you mirror the parties opinions

[@jamesgreen1166]

Oy vey

[@chad4208]

this doesnt mirror any "parties" opinion

[@Jolis_Parsec]

Rhymes with “error”, apparently.

[@vservo1149]

Uneditted video posted. FuCKinG CenSOrShiP

[@omegasynth2775]

The amount of censorship this poor video went through actually hurts.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Look how they massacred my boy.

[@crimson19]

15:24 To anyone wondering, this IS Flowey's laugh. That laugh is a copyright free stock sound effect that can be used in any piece of media

[@Breeze45-s4h]

I'm pretty sure flowey's laugh was modified a bit- nevermind i just realised what you actually meant

[@Wardog01Actual]

"Hi, I'm a possum. I find garbage." Today, you've never been more correct!

[@drearycicak860]

Yep

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Are you damn South Oseans behind this shit?

[@Wardog01Actual]

@@tlshortyshorty5810 Wardog, LAUNCH!

[@BatMan-jd5rc]

Are we gonna talk about that movie that has a TIRE as a killer? You can't ignore that Possum.

[@thekaijumaster200x3]

Rubber is an excellent film. I find that I can laugh with it and at it.

[@BatMan-jd5rc]

@@thekaijumaster200x3 Indeed.

[@sunnydsyoutube]

What

[@roberthan5109]

Why did they name the tire Robert?

[@cheesesniper473]

Rubber was very awful. Unentertainingly so.

[@Ars-Nova258]

I love how hard YT tries to be like television when TV shows have ads run while still using the same words that scare advertisers here… It’s too stupid to call a double standard.

[@ChadDidNothingWrong]

They still run ads on demonetized videos, and apparently just keep the money...

[@laughingmask3118]

@Travis Ryno That's ACTUALLY revolting. I didn't even realize this.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

Pretty much the most unforgivable double standard that I have seen in my life.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

it used to be a platform where you can share your own videos with the world. but not i'rs TV 2 Censorship, advertisements, only after profit at the cost of it's creators and consumers. And they have already outcompeted he alternatives and created a monopoly before we even noticed.

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

This movie looks like it was recorded on a Nokia and had a budget of a shoestring

[@Sir_Soaplo]

That's an insult to Nokia and showstrings

[@Scrinwaipwr]

A budget of pre-existing crippling debt.

[@Sneedman777]

Father?

[@dodman0907153500]

i know it will sound strange for you kids but in 2002 there was no fairly usable 8k camera in phones. in fact there was no camera at all... you have to have relatively expensive physical camera to shoot any kind of video...

[@Scrinwaipwr]

@@dodman0907153500 that might have been part of the "filmed on a Nokia" joke, at least I took it to be.

[@panqueque445]

"He's too busy doing his impression of the director" Damn.

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: Canada has a giant rubber duck

[@dexterdouglas]

I read that wrong 🤣🤣🤣

[@Vynvyal]

I definitely read that as duck and not some other word

[@TheStranger_1135]

shadow of the colossus reference

[@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz]

and it just floats around that's all it does

[@High_Bi_Wanna-Die]

We actually have two, one in British Columbia and another in Hamilton Ontario ( that one is just a guy in a duck suit)

[@drathonix9930]

Strip Ouija has got to be the most creative combination of two games I've ever seen.

[@koshavinka2995]

I reccomend watching _"Killer Klowns from Outer Space"_ It's everything this shiteshow fails to be: A horror comedy with an absurd concept that is actually very creative, charming and actually impressive at times.

[@Laevateinn102]

It has a top-tier theme song too.

[@emeryltekutsu4357]

I watched it recently and I'm still upset the dog died. But yes, I was surprised how well it holds up. It had great costumes. Also, they made some surprising decisions with the main characters, having both current and ex-boyfriend be good guys.

[@DeepEye1994]

@@louiepooh1510 they also did the effects for Elf and Critters

[@cmo186]

Its a B movie

[@ablosch2452]

That ones a classic!

[@OoTZOMMMoO]

Oh come on, KZbin... Yeah not saying the word prevents it from happening. This is beyond enraging.

[@VitakindtheVaried]

Im confused

[@huguesdepayens807]

@@VitakindtheVaried rape

[@thunderrain789]

Well we can't risk "triggering" the snowflakes, now can we? 🙄

[@VitakindtheVaried]

@@huguesdepayens807 thanks now I can say 100% this is stupid

[@chad4208]

liberal snowflakes or conservative snowflakes? They are both triggered by the dumbest things

[@leoanderson9435]

guess we have to wait for susan to leave before we can have fun

[@leoanderson9435]

@@thekingofsorrianthum you have a point

[@no_social_skill1369]

@hi hungry i'm dad well, if you have a rifle and an extra round or two, you can do it yourself for free.

[@no_social_skill1369]

She's like the queen, she never dies

[@kinorris1709]

@@no_social_skill1369 except the queen has existed for millennia. Susan only existed for a few years (seriously, literally knew less about her before her BS than I knew about Amber Heard before she abused Depp and covered it up with false claims).

[@egg2100]

@@no_social_skill1369 this aged like milk.

[@logicallayman2267]

This feels like the third upload, I could have sworn I saw the "Safe for KZbin" version before.

[@Snakedude4life]

KZbin censorship is getting out of control. You can’t even talk about the new (not alive) squad movie or have a serious conversation about (struggle snuggle). And then they tell us “it’s Not censorship”. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek!!🇭🇰🇺🇸

[@aldenrupert2290]

Struggle snuggle? ................ OOOOOOH

[@DavidDumbedDown]

By struggle snuggle you mean the r word?

[@no_social_skill1369]

(Movie title) isn't even a bad word, it's just been acciociated with (movie title)ists a little bit. Not even a lot.

[@Snakedude4life]

@@DavidDumbedDown Which “R” word?

[@spiceforspice3461]

@@Snakedude4life shares 3 letters with the word "rope"

[@adamcovey7887]

The sad thing is that the story has real potential with some work like you said if they could have found some local animator and had someone who cared direct it this definitely could have been a banger

[@PleasentDddd]

I’m baffled as to why the name of this movie has to be censored. But I even more confused that when I looked it up there are FOUR of these movies. One just got released this year.

[@dootrevenant5886]

I wonder, what goes through the director's head when making these shit storms?

[@tomkerruish2982]

@@dootrevenant5886 Cheap drugs, cut with who-knows-what.

[@ablosch2452]

I heard the 2nd one is basically just rehashing the first but with Monster-ified Hansel and Gretel instead of Dr. Carnage and Max Assassin, and it taking place at a birthday party. And the third is so incomprehensible, you can not even tell what’s happening one bit. And Hershel Gordon Lewis appears in that one too.

[@douglasepps1638]

Not released just yet, but it it done

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@ablosch2452 that feels like binging these movies in combination of binging a bunch of other stuff could be a very interesting evening. As time goes on the movies get less and less comprehensible. Or perhaps actually more, thanks all all the other stuff you expose yourself to.

[@Bopperann]

That Spiderman and Elsa animation was a masterpiece

[@Jolis_Parsec]

Indeed. Even spotted a cameo by Officer Hops from Zootopia at the end. 😆

[@mediocrestreams3284]

I actually laughed

[@sonicfanboy3375]

Better than the movie movie he reviewed

[@Quickdrawingartist]

I would actually pay Possum to make animations.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

totally reminds me of one of the dolan comics. spoderman shoots something at gooby and gooby asks "y shoot web" and spooderman answers "wuz no web"

[@rokasdambrauskas3029]

KZbin is becoming like EA and BETHESDA and ROCKSTAR. But that's why we are here The audience. Our support is big help for you finding trash for us to avoid. Thank You possum.

[@no_social_skill1369]

Or watch for the hell of it

[@angrymokyuu1951]

There aren't nearly enough bugs on YT to be like Bethesda.

[@SuperMeethead]

They really got you for the word t*rror huh. Susan really out here being one of the biggest cartoon villains right behind Bezos

[@JonWintersGold]

This movie sets the bar so low that it makes velocipastor feel like citizen Kane.

[@totoisayal5045]

why on earth does KZbin never let people use words I remember watching this original video

[@Scrinwaipwr]

It wasn't long ago people couldn't even say "gay" on KZbin without being demonetised, much to the chagrin of anyone who wanted to discuss LGBTQ+ issues and rightly so.

[@SC-ce3vp]

@@Scrinwaipwr YT endorses LGBTQ+ content while also demonitizing entire channels and taking down videos about said subject matter, eventually the only content that'll be on this site will be what we left TV, and just like TV YT will die out when that happens

[@heyli2197]

Can you tell me what the name of the movie is

[@Breeze45-s4h]

@@heyli2197 fear toons

[@Nirmiti.]

Engineers made hyper realistic deepfake software. That means that Susan CHOSE to not have software that can distinguish if something's bad or not depending on the context. She's a FANTASTIC CEO. Someone who truly cares about their creators.

[@laughingmask3118]

I smell your sarcasm and can't agree more.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

who cares about creators. who cares about consumers. it's all about advertisement revenue and shareholders!

[@TheScrootch]

Welcome to the 24/7 circus that is youtube. Do you want a ticket?

[@TheScrootch]

@Christopher M. M. C. Maybe that Dumbo live action was based on youtube

[@JacobTheCroc]

Your Spiderman and Elsa cartoon was funnier than most of the bad movies you covered. MSPaint truly puts a man into laughter.

[@dotlikestX4]

Can we have a lore video for the possum

[@HECKproductions]

he is a possum and he finds garbage that is all you need to care about

[@TheReaper-gq8jz]

Missed a censor for the movie title at 13:30

[@sarissophori]

Wait, Terr*r needs to be bleeped, but carnage is ok? Who decides this shit?

[@ablosch2452]

You forgot the part of where at the one scene where Candy is watching the show, it says Max Assassin turned against Dr. Carnage shortly after he created him. Yet they work together without any question in the rest of the movie. A big plot hole there.

[@VampireBitezMain]

I used to follow someone on twitter who said this was their favourite movie of all time and they weren’t being ironic-

[@douglasepps1638]

Very wise person it sounds like

[@LegoMoviesSuck]

The "sniff" moments are actually cute.

[@Patrick-bn5rp]

HD REMASTER, BABY! LET'S GOOOO!

[@Aprilbrainz]

I can't believe my parents watched this with me and my siblings. I remember being so terrified at it too, and genuinely finding it interesting. I was like 6 at the time. 💀

[@MonkeyBone316v1]

For F-sakes! Will someone go explain context, meaning, understanding, and critical thinking to Google/KZbin?!?!?! That's why this platform is dying and creators don't want to upload as frequently, and are trying to find alternative websites. That video, without edits, was on the platform all this time, and now there's a problem. Now, there is, for no good reason. Censorship doesn't get rid of a problem, it just creates new ones.

[@AnAverageGoblin]

You know susan isn't actively attacking these videos right? Their algorithm is trigger-happy and broken.

[@MonkeyBone316v1]

@@AnAverageGoblin Actually, THEY, as in KZbin, themselves, are. Who said anything about her doing anything, herself? Is she a programmer? Pretty sure that; " trigger-happy and broken algorithm" was designed to behave that way..... KZbin wants family friendly and cat videos (Besides profiting off all the drama channels they're hypocritically okay with) where they are always stamped child ok for advertisers..... Why do you think the "T" word is a no-no? Think that was the first time a channel had a problem with that? I do the research.

[@AnAverageGoblin]

@@MonkeyBone316v1 Yeah you sound like a crazy person and you might need to pay money for professional help.

[@MonkeyBone316v1]

@@AnAverageGoblin Yeah, and you sound like a shill, spouting logical fallacies. (Strawman and ad hominems) Stay off my comments. Also, everything I have written, can be easily proven. Take your bull to someone else that you're actually superior over....

[@AnAverageGoblin]

@@MonkeyBone316v1 You have some weird issues if you think you own your comments.

[@DestructionatorWitch]

I think it has potential tho. Imagine if this was made by actual skilled animators and actors

[@Aprilbrainz]

AND better story writing LMAO

[@birbinabasket]

That Spiderman and Elsa cartoon is amazing

[@PrisonerKAR110C]

The magical Possum man returns!

[@Breeze45-s4h]

At least this is an excuse to watch this video again For 35th time.

[@judsongaiden9878]

6:36 No doubt an homage to Killer Klowns from Outer Space (which is a cinematic masterpiece). 15:17 That sounds suspiciously similar to Flowey's maniacal cackle from Undertale.

[@mikeshmit1363]

wow we do live in a society

[@panqueque445]

13:28 uh oh Susan's gonna get mad at that word

[@ericchung3177]

ter•ror tĕr′ər n. Intense, overpowering fear. synonym: fear. n. One that instills intense fear. n. The ability to instill intense fear. Tf is KZbins issue?

[@peascoutpesante9456]

*Gasp* "Something that relates to the natural emotions of fear and sadness? Fear and sadness make people/investors not want to buy our shitty services and products. We can't have that. A good costumer is a happy costumer, even if we have to force them to be happy."

[@imatroll2651]

Every time I hear him say Carnage I'm expecting a better movie and then I come into the realization I'm watching a dumpster fire and immediately start drinking

[@matthewmishley8457]

I give possum's Spider-Man animation an A+.

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

What is the T word ? Someone please tell me, Possum won't get demonetized by someone cursing in replies I think.

[@pradeepdungdung4379]

THINK DOOMGATH THINK!

[@DeweyManloveX]

"T*****"...I'm curious if they allow it in comments. Edit: appears that they do. Changed it to frustrate future readers of this thread.

[@dexterdouglas]

@@DeweyManloveX thank you!! I totally watched this already and knew that, but could not remember for the life of me! 🙌🏻

[@DeweyManloveX]

@@dexterdouglas I had to edit it out. I'm afraid someone will uncover it during during my Supreme Court confirmation. Can I I write "afraid?"

[@zombieguy4444]

It’s “T é r r ø r”

[@a_fuckin_spacemarine7514]

I can't sit through this review. Godspeed, Opossum!

[@Bopperann]

Dad when he gets Home: Am I still drunk? Did that cake have drugs? What happened to my house?

[@WolfHreda]

Why did the goblin turn the stove on?

[@sandyman3070]

I had no idea what the t-word that was censored was gonna be and I am so glad it wasn’t a slur.

[@rabidhog4912]

Dr carnage looks like that one homeless guy you see sitting in front of a planet fitness with a stack of expired coupons next to him

[@ravenvalentine4919]

its soo cut how his patron list was soo small and now its soo big he needs to machine gun them , man you deserve all the support , i media major and i still learn from watching your critique

[@vupartsupermud1995]

Ah yes, KZbin's Originals' "Beep Toons"

[@arcticcarrot5932]

Thanks for this ive been looking for this for 10 years since i was a kid

[@StevenKoraki]

Wow, thanks KZbin for censoring a movie review. I'm sure a lot of people will be sad when you inevitably get replaced.

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

When he said they were porn stars I thought he was joking

[@nickdirienzo2849]

When I was 12, many years ago I liked this movie. The gore effects were what really made the movie special. This was over a decade before crowdfunding was invented!

[@XmortoxX1990]

Wow, KZbin is really going hard on you! I watched the original like 2 days after you uploaded it, and watched every single video since

[@FernandoMazzo175]

15:49 poor Possum, this movie left him so drunk he can't even say words properly

[@wiernypancerny3348]

How to make a funny horror movie Step 1: Hire your drunk uncle to write a serious script. Step 2: Go on a shopping spree at the haloween store. Step 3: Go on craigslist and hire actors. (None can be worth more than 5 dollars) Step 4: Record sounds with the shittiest mic you can get or use royalty free sounds. Step 5: Start recording with your mom's iPhone 6 remember no professional mic. Step 6: You're done you made a horror movie so shitty it's funny.

[@theaverageDon]

Man I'm glad i found you, you remind me a lot of Dishonored Wolf who's channel is no longer with us. Thank you

[@aethertoast4320]

The fact that you had to censor this like you did is one of the dumbest KZbin things I have ever heard about. At least in the top 20, which is sad in itself.

[@vergilthemotivated8012]

Bro that spider man and elsa vid was more funny then the whole movie

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

You know what's crazy is i've never seen or heard of this movie but I saw the thumbnail and description and guessed the type of movie it was in my head. I've seen a lot of shitty low budget indie horror movies before.

[@sunnydsyoutube]

The scene where the parents come home is very well done for insanity they just had to act like themselves after acting in the movie

[@TheYoungGeninSasuke]

Candy looks like she is wearing Blossom's powerpuff outfit.

[@yuge3248]

Boy oh boy, I sure do love me some annoying censorship. Remember when a balding man showed a dead body in a forest and KZbin protected him?

[@VincentMaslowski]

Uh oh! 13 minutes in you missed a bleep! RIP

[@InkAnimates]

15:24 literally sounds like flowey's laugh

[@crimson19]

It IS Flowey's laugh. That laugh is a copyright free stock sound effect that can be used in any media

[@thunderrain789]

Hahaha now they're censoring movie titles. I was wondering when that was going to happen lol

[@kentholle2166]

At least Fred Olen Ray’s Evil Toons had about 15 seconds of animation in it.

[@siradameldmerdash]

Well this sucks that it's re-uploaded man I need the old days of Dr.shaym and filthy frank

[@no_social_skill1369]

Also Moistcr1tical

[@Psyrens]

Dang, possum.. this movie is so absolutely ungodly amounts of stupid that I am actually struggling to watch this, despite you being my favorite youtuber

[@TheElectricCheeseProductions22]

11:36 chekov's gun with an actual gun smh

[@avacornthelastponybender8583]

It's like someone saw this "movie", said "I have more money than these guys probably did" &, bada boom, Blood & Honey was born

[@stapler6791]

They really removed the original thats sad

[@ravenvalentine4919]

DR LAUGH IS THE ONE USED IN UNDERTALE WITHOUT THE ECHO EFFECT HOLLY HELL ITS FLOWY'S LAUGH !!!

[@southfloridaarcheryguy114]

Who’s Holly?

[@darkdekay8740]

i watched this movie when i was a pre-teen. i rented it because it was made by "brain damage films" who produced "traces of death". i remember seeing that the whole movie was filmed in 3days on like a thousand dollar budget or sumthin like that. i liked it as a super cheesy gore flick that played in the background ov my daily routine. im not gonna act like its a good movie but ill probly never forget about it. i was happy af to see this video in my recomendations tbh. carry on!

[@rats703]

What's the name of the movie

[@613harbinger316]

0:22 You know that sniff is serious because he bothered to animate it!

[@littlelady9801]

15:24 no way...that sounds like flowey's laugh without the pitch effect...

[@glassofwater281]

Oh wow that's like the exact same sound

[@JoyfulSeas]

Time to switch platforms fellas. I like Odysee, what do you think?

[@mojojojo560]

Agreed. KZbin has been working on my last nerve for too god damned long.

[@vehemetipolygoniae2197]

Switching platforms is career sui**de (lol cant say else comment might get nuked) No other video sharing platform has worked and probably it's gonna keep that way I would rather that not be the case but being realistic it ain't gonna happen chief

[@kylenielsen5083]

Peertube is also good

[@VelkanAngels]

@@vehemetipolygoniae2197 - Exactly. KZbin has everything and everyone on it, because it was the first platform of its type (at least the first one to become popular). Everything is already on here. Hardly anyone would be willing to give up all these videos in place of an empty wasteland of a site with barely anything on it. That's why KZbin know they can get away with just about anything. Alternatives exist, but it's simply too unrealistic that nearly enough people would go there AND simultaneously stop using KZbin, for said alternatives to be even remotely competitive.

[@jovenc4508]

@@vehemetipolygoniae2197 Bitchute is doing well and if all else fails there's always Porn Hub.

[@semorebutts6960]

The bleep makes it a little funnier than the actual title.

[@RudyRamone13]

No way, hahaha. That's hilarious. Glad to watch again though, thanks Mr. Possum, sir.

[@TheGodOfWarhammer]

i remember seeing this on the shelf on Blockbuster when I was a kid

[@warcrimeenjoyer881]

Damn didn't knew that censorship on the level of 1940 is okay again. I seem to have missed something

[@bishopcorney1352]

Just wanted to point out you missed a censor at 13:30. Hopefully that won't be enough for a takedown or anything of the sort.

[@michaeldebidart]

I caught that too, I highly suspect it was intentional as a hidden “fuck you” to KZbin. I don’t think the bots or reviewers or whatever watch for more than 10 minutes or something like that.

[@nathannakonieczny1343]

Wait... This movie broke Chekhov's gun??? That's.... That's a rule... You can't just... No... It's a LAW... Good god what happened next.

[@hartianx1698]

Did the YT overlords take the first video out back behind the shed?

[@digitalhare4516]

13:28 Missed one instance of the censored T-word, Poss. Might be deep enough and a single time might not cause problems, but still - Thought to leave a note since I didn't see one already down here (Though I didn't scroll /too/ far. Apologies if it was already called out).

[@wolfgangbloodymeatsack1687]

This is one of my favorite reviews.

[@pandamonium9255]

Are you telling me that Jim Carey ISNT a cartoon?

[@BlazingOwnager]

The only bad thing on purpose that was awesome is Darkplace. Darkplace is amazing. And the people behind it were some kind of geniuses.

[@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879]

Nice 1 years anniversary

[@strikermodel]

Because of how you're forced to censor the first word it makes it sound like it's a MUCH WORSE word. Also that Spiderman and Elsa cartoon has better writing and comedic timing than any of these movies you've reviewed lol.

[@teejaylecapois9741]

I miss your rants and awesome vids 😁💯

[@MadsterV]

Has Possum Reviews considered Reviewing Possum (2018)? Havent seen it yet so maybe it's not a good fit for a video (maybe it's not even bad?)..... but the name fits :)

[@kolonarulez5222]

I have a personal connection to this movie in that little me used to stare at the cover in horror at the rental store every time we went. But too afraid to rent. The surrealism of it all and those masks moving irl may have scared me more than a bad cartoon so thank goodness I never did.

[@BlazingOwnager]

It's too bad you didn't include the VHS video previews that came with these films. Their accountant came out trying to act spooky and it was always hilarious.

[@camwhalen5306]

Couldn't tell if I had to raise my hand for what ear I heard the beeps in.