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@michaelthehomelessguyright8814 жыл бұрын
I'm homeless tho
@bob-ui8sx4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@panzerknackerauto82274 жыл бұрын
You need to make a discord
@matteozambetti43734 жыл бұрын
Can you link the music you use in your video description.
@Monke1312_4 жыл бұрын
Bruh is that seaweed or some shit
@Xulgonoth4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: "sickle" Dr. Shaym: "H A N D S C Y T H E"
@francolee72734 жыл бұрын
It’s like calling spoons “mouth shovels”
@tralp604 жыл бұрын
Who is this Dr. Shaym? He sounds like a demonetized creator that has NOTHING TO DO with this channel
@francolee72734 жыл бұрын
Tra Lp ok I know I’m gonna get r/woodshed but this is Dr Shaym’s secondary channel. Do it. Wooosh me now.
@captainobvious74414 жыл бұрын
@@francolee7273 As you wish, r/woooosh
@Zanemob4 жыл бұрын
@@francolee7273 Not really as "hand" refers to a one handed tool and it is a scythe. Also you don't call them, "Mouth Shovels"? Weird...
@clawtoothda1official3344 жыл бұрын
Literally every horror movie: has phones* Phones: I have decided that I want to SIGNAL LOST
@imnotpayingchildsupport45064 жыл бұрын
Because the plot demands that your phone doesn't work in horror movies which makes it cliche
@tyrantking90004 жыл бұрын
That type of cliche only works when the cast is going into a location that causes the signal to be lost, like deep in the woods.
@imnotpayingchildsupport45064 жыл бұрын
@@tyrantking9000 makes sense
@thequietplayer67624 жыл бұрын
@@tyrantking9000 But aren't emergency calls made by satellites? So they should be able to call for help. If I remember it right, at least.
@tyrantking90004 жыл бұрын
@@thequietplayer6762 no idea
@jazz-cat004 жыл бұрын
"K I L L Y O U R S E L F" "Make me" The best response 10/10
@Catterjeeo3 жыл бұрын
Bro is it suicide if I hold a Uzi to their head and tell them to jump from the roof
@tastydoomtime88903 жыл бұрын
@@Catterjeeo you ever play call of duty and get an assisted suicide trophy?
@clashthereaper27443 жыл бұрын
I was gonna do that anyway after looking at your face
@thetoughunicorn16792 жыл бұрын
@@Catterjeeo depends if you make contact, it’s voluntary manslaughter I think
@DrDolan20002 жыл бұрын
I'm going to use that one
@bakuza61914 жыл бұрын
Possum really knows a lot of people disturbing him
@Grand-Master-Azrael4 жыл бұрын
what
@rooksclown3164 жыл бұрын
@@Grand-Master-Azrael A lot of people like to fucking with him
@bishopofeternity484 жыл бұрын
He lives the bad part of the city.
@bakuza61914 жыл бұрын
@ack ack yeah these are always the best part of the video
@neor23544 жыл бұрын
The Scarecrow joined the wrong neighborhood, and he paid for it
@tinycrimester4 жыл бұрын
I actually really like the design of the "scarecrow". Too bad that seems to be the only good thing about this movie. They didn't even animate him well...
@hackeridoit41284 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@zombified_pariah77204 жыл бұрын
Same here! I would personally find it fitting if he made these strained, raspy breathing/gasping noises. Kind of like a zombie, now that I think about it. I'm thinking about these zombie sounds in particular: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYiTm6yEmtCpetk Also maybe the sound of bones snapping and crackling whenever he bends and moves. With these 2 extra effects, I would be pretty unsettled.
@dedalionarts60774 жыл бұрын
Pure truth my friend, nothing but truth....
@tyler16734 жыл бұрын
He should have been named something not a scarecrow.
@knightmare3974 жыл бұрын
Zombified_Pariah agreed this movie definitely needed some ambiance
@BlackHawk46984 жыл бұрын
When Possum said he had lots of friends, I thought he was going to say "Jack and Daniels."
@LvL1henchman4 жыл бұрын
Best friends are the one who are there went you need them. My friends Saporo, Johnny, and Mike are always available.
@daveyboy23153 жыл бұрын
And there's jack who is quite the gentlemen
@swagmaster476253 жыл бұрын
I have a few Scotch-ish friends
@DistractedGlobeGuy3 жыл бұрын
Jack Daniels, Henry Morgan, José Cuervo, Paul Masson, Sam Adams, Bud Lux...
@antcow12394 жыл бұрын
Wait, if this farm was abandoned, then who planted corn in neat rows?
@MrSingularity444 жыл бұрын
Scarecrow's gotta eat too.
@Pixel35724 жыл бұрын
It’s his only alternative to human flesh
@tremor2304 жыл бұрын
I guess the scarecrow needed to do something to pass the time between teenage murders, is not like he can go to a pub to get a pint! XD
@antcow12394 жыл бұрын
@@tremor230 I would too i guess. I would probably get WAY to excited when i see teens to kill though
@Pipkiablo4 жыл бұрын
Maybe a neighbor took advantage and hoped no one noticed him using abandoned property for profit.
@ksoundkaiju92564 жыл бұрын
Actually with crows and ravens, they eventually realize the scarecrow isn't real and won't get scared off by it Least the smarter ones
@LoponStormbased4 жыл бұрын
Eh, they don't really realize it's not real, they just get used to it. If you move the scarecrows around every few days, change them up a bit every now and then, and put a human looking mask on it they work pretty well.
@chicken_bokbok52004 жыл бұрын
Cool fact
@tremor2304 жыл бұрын
@@LoponStormbased "should we tell the human that it won't work?" "They put a lot of effort in it, it would be rude." "...True."
@PolishJohnWick4 жыл бұрын
I use turrets with 9mm for best potential as a farmer myself
@RipRLeeErmey4 жыл бұрын
@@PolishJohnWick remember to load it with blanks whenever you see the town leftist driving around checking for field turrets.
@lilcritic32604 жыл бұрын
Are there actually people who don’t know what scarecrows are?
@tylerwaynes21074 жыл бұрын
Most likely.
@lilcritic32604 жыл бұрын
Tyler Waynes That’s kinda insane bro. But I guess if your young and from a big city.. MAYBE you could never learn about what a scarecrow is.
@LoponStormbased4 жыл бұрын
Did you see that tweet from a big-city socialist awhile back that people were making fun of because he was baffled by all the geometric shapes he was seeing from a plane (farmland)? I'm sure there are people who don't know what a scarecrow is.
@Solanin08034 жыл бұрын
Some kids in Berlin actually believed cows are purple because they have never seen a real cow, only the Milka one, so yeah, sounds reasonable
@Goblinhandler4 жыл бұрын
Loponstorm not the dumbest thing I’ve seen a socialist do
@TheDataByteChannel4 жыл бұрын
Man, that Scarecrow is such a jerk! Glad Sasquatch got rid of him, hopefully he’ll never pop up again.
@manunova59294 жыл бұрын
Possum Reviews's original universe is amazing, who would've thought they'd become neighbours.
@ZION730822 жыл бұрын
Yeah And why did the goblin turn on the stove? 🤔😜
@mafiahulk81964 жыл бұрын
Set in an American small town, characters dying one by one, side characters getting killed off immediately after being introduced, overly long suspenseful scenes with predictable jumpscares, characters abandoning weapons instead of keeping them, utterly intangible and immortal monster, ambiguous ending, final girl... This is pretty much "Horror Movie Tropes: The Movie".
@half-trackproductions2 жыл бұрын
And don’t forget sending one or two police officers to a scene and then no others when they most likely die
@brianaguilar82834 жыл бұрын
I have a suggestion: Snow White A Deadly Summer. A low budget horror film from 2012
@flinchfu4 жыл бұрын
His enthusiasm is like mine if I have to clean up a large spill in the kitchen... and I'm hungry... and it was my food.
@anaveragesynapticmain56684 жыл бұрын
Batman must've really got to scarecrow this time around :/
@theonetruefusky76814 жыл бұрын
This demonstration took only 5 ounces of my latest bath water
@dylanwhipple98824 жыл бұрын
@@theonetruefusky7681 🔫
@Don-ds3dy4 жыл бұрын
You know, it's not a bad looking monster or bad looking CGI for a SyFy film.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6394 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's terrible CGI when paired with real time film.
@flamingobilly51094 жыл бұрын
the movie may be bad and the "scarecrow" doesn't look like a scarecrow but the monster looks pretty sick in my opinion
@spicysalad30134 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how the keys being in dangerous or inconvenient places at all times is the most consistent plot device in this bs
@furrycrusader12934 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this movie when I was at my grandmas house and all she had was shitty dvd movies
@ChiralSpirals4 жыл бұрын
Your grandmas pretty dope.
@brianaguilar82834 жыл бұрын
Where did she buy them from? The bargain bin?
@ChiralSpirals4 жыл бұрын
@@brianaguilar8283 you can find some real shit gems in those discount bins...My most rencent visit to dollar tree I picked up a movie called Bus Driver..🔥💩 I loved it.
@dr.pestilence30534 жыл бұрын
Your name is an oxymoron
@talloncusack4 жыл бұрын
But this is a Sci-Fi channel original. I don't think there is a dvd release of it.
@wndshldptnt4 жыл бұрын
That... Does not look like a scarecrow. I'm scared. What the hell.
@justvibemybro97634 жыл бұрын
Killer scarecrow isnt real it cant hurt you Killer Scarecrow:
@wndshldptnt4 жыл бұрын
@@justvibemybro9763 *sobs*
@sidekic11094 жыл бұрын
@DeathWordBoi nah more like emo groot
@ItsCosmoTewulf4 жыл бұрын
Well, at least it did one thing right, and that was making a scary-looking monster. Too bad it was wasted on this shitshow of a movie.
@talloncusack4 жыл бұрын
I think they took the "crow" suffix literally and made it part crow- you can see black feathers fly off it when it gets shot
@KingDaddy4454 жыл бұрын
The monster kinda looks like an ivy from resident evil 2
@ablationer4 жыл бұрын
Or a molded from RE7
@NaiHmee4 жыл бұрын
@@ablationer not rlly its too skinny
@maxtheleopard4 жыл бұрын
@@ablationer Yeah
@Rahnonymous4 жыл бұрын
Nah man, he's more like the edgelord version of Salad Fingers. Edit: that or the shadows from Ajin Demi Human
@sidekic11094 жыл бұрын
@@Rahnonymous edgy salad fingers lol but instead of salad fingers he'd be salad body
@Kaliquo4 жыл бұрын
This is literally like an off brand jeepers creepers
@CommanderViviax3 жыл бұрын
I thought that! It is like a off brand Jeepers Creepers.
@brendandonohue23984 жыл бұрын
The movies awful but I do gotta admit I kinda like the monster's design
@samlaiche18234 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Mikey-ds8uy4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@robin37464 жыл бұрын
It'd look scary if it wasn't in bright daylight in every scene
@brendandonohue23984 жыл бұрын
@@robin3746 yeah same
@AnimatedTerror3 жыл бұрын
@@robin3746 I disagree. It’d be so easy to shoot this at night and completely shroud the monster In darkness so you can’t even see it, like so many terrible films have before. Sure the cgi isn’t great. But at least you can see what the hells going on. I feel some unwarranted desire to give this film credit where it’s due even though it deserves nothing but scorn and hate!
@manboy47204 жыл бұрын
gotta love high schoolers who for some reason look like they're in their mid 20's to mid 30's.
@brianaguilar82834 жыл бұрын
Minors can only work 8 hours a day, usually because of child labor laws
@shereehi55392 жыл бұрын
Thats funny bc when I first entered high school the oldest ones look like these🤣 and it confused me the whole year. I was glad they all left next year.
@shereehi55392 жыл бұрын
I legit thought I was in a horror movie it scared me lol.
@arlwithac92852 жыл бұрын
Well from the early 2000s and before that, teenagers actually did look like grown ups.
@HalfPastNever4 жыл бұрын
"IT MAKES ITS WAY UP HIS RECTUM"... The most unfortunate phrase ever used to describe something in a horror movie.
@Ilikebugs24644 жыл бұрын
That's pretty normal
@brianaguilar82834 жыл бұрын
Ever see Silent Hill?
@slumbertrap65064 жыл бұрын
0:28 Yes, I to am a city boy who never watched batman, wizard of Oz, played a game set in the country, participated in Halloween, and/or broke down the word Scarecrow.
@thiccychiccy11574 жыл бұрын
Omg how?
@thiccychiccy11574 жыл бұрын
If you are joking and I'm being retarted just slap me
@slumbertrap65064 жыл бұрын
@@thiccychiccy1157 yes....I am joking I did in fact watch Wizard of Oz, it was a pretty cash movie about a teenager toppling a magical dictatorship through the power of walking and proper Hydration.
@thiccychiccy11574 жыл бұрын
@@slumbertrap6506 indeed
@LoponStormbased4 жыл бұрын
I mean, there was a socialist city boy on twatter who was baffled by the sight of geometric shapes from a plane, aka. Farmland. Never underestimate human stupidity.
@ruskidoomer13064 жыл бұрын
Finally he’s back! Time to sit down, relax and be enjoyed by this angel of a human
@imnotpayingchildsupport45064 жыл бұрын
Yay
@RyuukatheForgotten4 жыл бұрын
Possun you mean
@psicogames55093 жыл бұрын
Despite the fact that he is a possum
@southfloridaarcheryguy1142 жыл бұрын
What now???
@IMO-e7v4 жыл бұрын
I'd literally only watch this movie just to admire the scarecrow's design and animations
@bisexualichigo42274 жыл бұрын
Welp....Time to call Batman. But idk chief, that doesn’t look like a Scarecrow.
@Marcuscureton154 жыл бұрын
No doom guy
@Marcuscureton154 жыл бұрын
@ofoers you have the best profile picture
@jeffreytheprowler44934 жыл бұрын
I mean it could be scarebeast (monster version of him)
@nooteningus4 жыл бұрын
This would honestly make a good Trevor Henderson creature
@silverscorpio244 жыл бұрын
"I never said that. That's a strawman argument!" 😆😆 That was clever 👍
@molotov68444 жыл бұрын
Your patron ad had a better developed story then this movie Edit: that moment where your comment gets more likes then the comment of the person who made the video
@viscountrainbows64524 жыл бұрын
His patreon ads have more fulfilling emotional arcs than the whole Disney Star Wars œuvre.
@molotov68444 жыл бұрын
@@viscountrainbows6452 amen
@imnotpayingchildsupport45064 жыл бұрын
I would actually watch a full movie of your patreon ad.
@molotov68444 жыл бұрын
Possum reviews, can we get this?
@berserkasaurusrex42334 жыл бұрын
Having actually seen this film, it's really not bad... for a scifi channel movie, anyway. It's no 'Snowbeast', by any means, but it's slightly more watchable than their usual dreck. Faint praise, of course, but scifi channel films are painfully terrible 95% of the time. So it's a low bar to be better than average.
@myownmusic81824 жыл бұрын
You know, I really thought the teacher asking the students for their phones was a clever way of disposing of the phones. Then they just HAD to have one of the kids steal their phones back. They had a perfect excuse as to why the characters can't call for help, then they don't use that perfect excuse.
@nikispandagou13924 жыл бұрын
I love how the monsters from previous movie reviews are established characters and that they used in other reviews.
@BasicallyGoblin4 жыл бұрын
I've seen older actors/actresses playing highschoolers before BUT YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE BETH'S GRAY HAIRS.
@liamball46436 ай бұрын
Beth legit looks like she's at least five years older than anyone else in the cast, yeah
@VIC04194 жыл бұрын
With that artistic ability, Calvin could accurately draw my dad who left for some milk before I was born
@matthewmabry17094 жыл бұрын
That “scarecrow” looks more like the corpse of a crow
@sidekic11094 жыл бұрын
@Dank Eagle emo groot
@insertmemorableusernameher67954 жыл бұрын
@Dank Eagle Hot topic groot
@superspicy42154 жыл бұрын
@@sidekic1109 edgy groot
@kkay0003 жыл бұрын
9:40 That's like saying "hey I'm not going to trust you because a guy was assassinated in your house by john wick with a sniper rifle"
@tigretam91064 жыл бұрын
12:18 That's a pretty similar voice acting as fiddlesticks, that was fun
@404sutibi74 жыл бұрын
Fiddlesticks should get his own movie
@mosiac63734 жыл бұрын
Eh, fiddlesticks is a bit more throaty I think
@kevinhyseni43394 жыл бұрын
Nah his voice is more deep
@tigretam91063 жыл бұрын
@Tiaan a really scary league of legends champion
@logicphile62074 жыл бұрын
Always good to see from you, Shaym! How's your house been, lately? Haunted, I presume?
@manboy47204 жыл бұрын
it'd be weird if it wasn't haunted
@logicphile62074 жыл бұрын
@Thane Mac Ok, and?
@logicphile62074 жыл бұрын
@Thane Mac I'd like to know how that affects me or what I've said. If they're noobs, they also won't get the reference, so it doesn't matter. Thus, "and?"
@amusingnose61694 жыл бұрын
Man boy how did you reply to the comment two minutes before it was posted
@logicphile62074 жыл бұрын
@Thane Mac And I was just making a statement, highlighting the fact that this is irrelevant and I don't care.
@derdingsreturnsnochmal51774 жыл бұрын
To be fair: Scarecrow seems to be better than most of the movies you've reviewed so far.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6394 жыл бұрын
Just barely better is not good enough. The only good thing about this film is the design of the "scarecrow".
@liamball46436 ай бұрын
That's like favorably comparing Stage 3 brain cancer to Stage 4
@damienpowelli84134 жыл бұрын
"And I'm a f#*king scarecrow that can talk." I lost it with that.
@CorundumDevil3 жыл бұрын
"...and the he rolls under the truck with his lighter, sacrificing himself--" *_w h y_*
@luis3774 жыл бұрын
the goosebump episode with scarecrows are more scary than this movie
@perplexxing4 жыл бұрын
The background music of this video is more entertaining than the whole movie
@thatoneguy43914 жыл бұрын
Corn is the best part of this film 🌽🌽🌽
@mikeoxlong13954 жыл бұрын
Corn carried the whole movie and din't even get the credit in the end. For shame!
@r.j.penfold4 жыл бұрын
Even if it didn't puncture everything you said it should have, wouldn't it have severed his spine too?
@daskampffredchen4 жыл бұрын
Halloween : Mixing Halloween with its old origins about the return of spirits Scarecrow : ugh Scarecrow festival I guess
@bloodymarie14334 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, I REMEMBER catching this by chance one late night. I was flipping through channels when I saw the movie title 'Scarecrow' just starting. I have had experiences with their 'originals' and all of them have been awful. However, I like Scarecrows as a horror trope so I was curious to see where it went. Deep down because it was so bad I really wanted SOMEONE to review it. So glad you are. More people should review that channel's movies. XD Honestly the best part is the design of the Scarecrow. Doesn't really look like one, but it's suitably creepy and one of the better cgi things from these tv movies.
@DrMatrix12314 жыл бұрын
When you're so drunk your censor beeps occur a second after they are supposed to.
@dr.samuelhayden8084 жыл бұрын
The scarecrow looks like a hell knights intestines that gained sentience
@grimlock93584 жыл бұрын
Samuel the longer the icon of sin is on earth the more powerful it will become
@multidimensionalcenturion98634 жыл бұрын
I thought they were red.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6394 жыл бұрын
@@multidimensionalcenturion9863 The Slayer probably used his flamebelch on them so he could have some roasted demon intestines.
@dontcallmethat1233 жыл бұрын
"picks his pocket but unlike the goverment, she does it without him knowing" i can relate to this
@domcam66504 жыл бұрын
"Much like life itself, this scene is pointless"
@TheUnapologeticGeek11 ай бұрын
The scarecrow calling you garbage is scarier than anything in the movie.
@spitfireohone4 жыл бұрын
That's a Scarecrow? Maybe if he huffed all his fear gas and fell into a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book
@Avigorus4 жыл бұрын
I think this scarecrow looks vaguely like what would happen if there was a crow-specific variant of SCP 610 that for some arbitrary reason favors roughly humanoid features (seriously it looks like it's made of or covered with feathers for some unholy reason)
@favoritemustard35422 жыл бұрын
_No crows were harmed in the making of this film_
@kvarner68863 жыл бұрын
It's five in the morning, I'm exhausted, and I can't stop watching your fucking videos.
@poweroffriendship2.04 жыл бұрын
Harold The Scarecrow from _Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark_ wasn't even a scarecrow at all. It's basically a corpse hanging on the crops that is 10x more terrifying.
@Chaotic_Jackal4 жыл бұрын
In the original story Harold really was just a Scarecrow the two farmers made which came to life.
@hiru19944 жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of the most underrated channels on KZbin, can't wait for the next review
@grifm.52244 жыл бұрын
It's CinemaSins but better
@twilightcitystudios4 жыл бұрын
Because you feel that way consider supporting a $10 patron, this KZbin channel by subscribing to my channel. You'll be indirectly supporting Possum Reviews. It's free for you to do. I would appreciate it very much.
@KDizzy64 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see a horror movie with a scene where someone gets killed with a milking machine.
@thee20thdoctor184 жыл бұрын
Idk how, but your humor has ascended with this channel and I laugh more than I feel like I should be
@mqfii89924 жыл бұрын
If you take a shot every time Possum says "Scarecrow(s)", you'd eventually become 30% as drunk as him when he takes it easy on the booze.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6394 жыл бұрын
You'd end up like the demoman from TF2, a literal walking distillery that can only gain sustenance from alcohol.
@IbanezDom4 жыл бұрын
the scarecrow looks like the molded from resident evil 7
@michaelthehomelessguyright8814 жыл бұрын
Why does the scarecrow look the dead guy in my alley way
@justyoureverydayhuman40264 жыл бұрын
Hol' up-
@jaxe832110 ай бұрын
They are probably multiple scarecrows
@danieljestice45004 жыл бұрын
If only your videos were more frequent! This is just too good!
@anextraordinarygamerlil00064 жыл бұрын
"The weird shit looking Scarecrow monster" Crashes a Festival near his perfectly kept cornfield. "Everyone at the Flamethrower Festival" (:< Burning time!
@matteozambetti43734 жыл бұрын
It's always weird how crows fall for scarecrows, but they're smart enough to make tools and track where a hidden object is under a leaf. New Caledonian crows also are known for finding tools used by other crows and figuring out how to use them, as well as adjusting them to better fit the job they were for.
@nicosmind34 жыл бұрын
"Marshy realises she has a gash on her leg" Also between her legs. But thats a different movie
@ablosch245210 ай бұрын
I actually saw another horror movie that was called "Scarecrow" before. It was also pretty bad, but the said Scarecrow in this other Scarecrow movie actually looked more like, well, a Scarecrow. It also spawned 3 sequels and had him doing some actually Farm-related kills, though some of those said kills were kind of ridiculous like choking a person to death with a cob of corn, and others were either off-screen or had bad green-screening effects. In the other Scarecrow movie, basically it starts with some teenager who gets bullied a lot in school and has a very unpleasant life, until one day some hoodlums chase him into a corn field and murder him, while he happens to be right beside a scarecrow, then make it look like a suicide. After that, his ghost possesses the scarecrow and then he goes on a killing spree each night, making Freddy Krueger-ish one-liners and doing several farm-related kills. I'd tell you more but maybe you should see it and its sequels yourself. You are a connoisseur of garbage anyways.
@hddavidvee76914 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Modern warfare lobbys: 13:48
@Yakubstopguy4 жыл бұрын
*_Im getting mw2 flash backs_*
@alexander3494 жыл бұрын
These reviews never fail to make me smile and are the highlight of my day when you put them out. Thanks possum
@D_an_4 жыл бұрын
Scarecrow gotta eat, scarecrow gotta have his supper.
@randomjojofan76794 жыл бұрын
I swear this man does the most creative patron shoutouts
@Corthmic4 жыл бұрын
The scarecrow actually has a pretty good design and had the potential to be genuinely scary, it would've been better if it looked like that way because it was already burnt before and it didn't work and it wasn't out in the daylight as often, or when it was it was practical effects.
@eddiehunter18874 жыл бұрын
Possum needs more popularity. His videos are really entertaining and he deserves it.
@stupidsillylace4 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym: oh i'll use this hand scythe Devin: G U N N E
@EucalyptusHigh4 жыл бұрын
I love how he makes the pauses where the ads are supouse to be. Intellect 100
@TheLastPhoen1x4 жыл бұрын
Wow, the scarecrow design is kinda cool, actually. Shame that the movie itself is garbage.
@MajinMuu3 жыл бұрын
and that's called that it should have been more swamp related
@xx4444xxDOTexe4 жыл бұрын
You are unironically my favorite reviewer
@Everik-ct6pg4 жыл бұрын
I guess they thought that making the creature look more like a scarecrow would make it look dumber or less scary. I can kind of agree with that excuse, but if they wanted to make a scarecrow monster they should've at least made him out of straw. Why is it made of branches?
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6394 жыл бұрын
You can make a scarecrow look scary without deviating from what a scarecrow is. Don't excuse bad design sense for logical thinking. Anything can be made scary without deviating too much from what it is with enough effort and creativity put in. This is just par with SyFy films in general: shitty cash grabs that people forget about a couple or so days after they're released.
@passingrando6457 Жыл бұрын
I don't know. I knew a farmer who adorned his actual scarecrow with dentures, fake eyes, and a 24" dildo. It was pretty scary.
@cryowave50314 жыл бұрын
Horror movie character: tries to call on phone phone: Tonight john, I'm going to be useless.
@voidvalkyrie4 жыл бұрын
How to make a scarecrow movie. Step 1: Don’t make a scarecrow movie. Unless your working for DC. Then make a good Batman movie. Step 2: research source material. As in cartoons and comic books. Step 3: write a good script with a slow burn horror. If you can make it his origin story. Step 4: pick good actors. Step 5: don’t give him super powers! He’s a chemist. His fear toxin are chemicals. Not some mysterious supernatural ability. Step 6: don’t make it cheesy. Step 7: don’t try to force the horror make it feel natural. Show a slow dissent into madness and paranoia that eventually creates scarecrow. Like a losing his job at a chemical company and it slowly derails from there. Step 8: don’t try to have a big budget. Use ordinary items to make it feel more real. Step 9: make sure scarecrows eventual final outfit matches his comic book appearance somewhat. Don’t try to make it look all black and scary. A scarecrow hat, a gas mask combined with a tan scarecrow mask, and an orange shirt would do nicely Edit: Step 10: For the outfit to make sense make the movie take place around Halloween. That’s all I got. Good luck!
@aurangzebbaig47124 жыл бұрын
What about step 7?
@voidvalkyrie4 жыл бұрын
Aurangzeb Baig sorry accidentally skipped number.
@pepsicrusader5354 жыл бұрын
I like the noose around the neck scarecrow design best sure it doesn't look like a potato sack scarecrow but i prefer the corpse look rather than burlap You know the final design from the batman animated series
@emberhydra4 жыл бұрын
13:26 Always so smooth with that
@Gideon133974 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, this movie had potential and it seems they were multiple plot points cut from the movie, and the creature design was awesome. CGI was actually great for a low budget movie.
@kjiklemmensen83064 жыл бұрын
Your Patreon transitions are so well done
@mothman43664 жыл бұрын
How could they do this a movie about a killer scare crow would have been a great idea but then they just ruin it
@gyuhff4 жыл бұрын
These videos are always of such high quality. Good job.
@TheArbiter104 жыл бұрын
"...because birds are stupid." You have disappointed this bird nerd greatly. Disliked, unsubbed, reported.
@THEVadenK2 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong. Birds must be pretty dumb to believe that scarecrows are actual humans. Though I must ask, did you actually report him?
@GoofyGoober20994 жыл бұрын
I love the little cutaways you do
@mavricknordman77534 жыл бұрын
so Karen's hair that plugs up her drain kills, not very shocking
@emilioperez68883 жыл бұрын
I love how Sasquatch appears to cameo in your reviews, it gives me a smile.
@Nightmare-rr2te4 жыл бұрын
You should do a video about the horrid "avatar: the last Airbender" movie
@Xxgxxaxx4 жыл бұрын
this aged well
@Nightmare-rr2te4 жыл бұрын
@@Xxgxxaxx i know right?
@TakeItEasy20194 жыл бұрын
I do enjoy that the possum universe is getting larger by each review.
@darthcinema14154 жыл бұрын
Scarecrow from the Arkham games was scarier, hell even The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight was way scarier than this.
@alextar_h_lobo51884 жыл бұрын
i usually hate seeing adds but knowing that u got some adds makes me happy
@DeepFriedKangaroo23 жыл бұрын
"unlike the government she does it without him knowing" lmfao
@jeremiahstanley60124 жыл бұрын
This channel is honestly underrated
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun4 жыл бұрын
Atleast this Scarecrow movie didn't have Batman
@talloncusack4 жыл бұрын
Ugh the town I recently moved to has an annual "build-a-scarecrow" event as part of our downtown "festival"...so, it's not unlike this movie's scarecrow festival. And people have them posed on their porches and in seemingly-purposely creepy places year-round. When we moved here I was so confused at why people have "fake burglars" (my words for the phenomenon initially) because they literally look like silhouettes posed as if trying to enter people's windows and shit. It's so weird.