Scarecrow is a Dumb Movie That I Decided to Make a Video About for Some Reason

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@PossumReviews
@PossumReviews 4 жыл бұрын
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@michaelthehomelessguyright881
@michaelthehomelessguyright881 4 жыл бұрын
I'm homeless tho
@bob-ui8sx
@bob-ui8sx 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@panzerknackerauto8227
@panzerknackerauto8227 4 жыл бұрын
You need to make a discord
@matteozambetti4373
@matteozambetti4373 4 жыл бұрын
Can you link the music you use in your video description.
@Monke1312_
@Monke1312_ 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh is that seaweed or some shit
@Xulgonoth
@Xulgonoth 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: "sickle" Dr. Shaym: "H A N D S C Y T H E"
@francolee7273
@francolee7273 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like calling spoons “mouth shovels”
@tralp60
@tralp60 4 жыл бұрын
Who is this Dr. Shaym? He sounds like a demonetized creator that has NOTHING TO DO with this channel
@francolee7273
@francolee7273 4 жыл бұрын
Tra Lp ok I know I’m gonna get r/woodshed but this is Dr Shaym’s secondary channel. Do it. Wooosh me now.
@captainobvious7441
@captainobvious7441 4 жыл бұрын
@@francolee7273 As you wish, r/woooosh
@Zanemob
@Zanemob 4 жыл бұрын
@@francolee7273 Not really as "hand" refers to a one handed tool and it is a scythe. Also you don't call them, "Mouth Shovels"? Weird...
@clawtoothda1official334
@clawtoothda1official334 4 жыл бұрын
Literally every horror movie: has phones* Phones: I have decided that I want to SIGNAL LOST
@imnotpayingchildsupport4506
@imnotpayingchildsupport4506 4 жыл бұрын
Because the plot demands that your phone doesn't work in horror movies which makes it cliche
@tyrantking9000
@tyrantking9000 4 жыл бұрын
That type of cliche only works when the cast is going into a location that causes the signal to be lost, like deep in the woods.
@imnotpayingchildsupport4506
@imnotpayingchildsupport4506 4 жыл бұрын
@@tyrantking9000 makes sense
@thequietplayer6762
@thequietplayer6762 4 жыл бұрын
@@tyrantking9000 But aren't emergency calls made by satellites? So they should be able to call for help. If I remember it right, at least.
@tyrantking9000
@tyrantking9000 4 жыл бұрын
@@thequietplayer6762 no idea
@jazz-cat00
@jazz-cat00 4 жыл бұрын
"K I L L Y O U R S E L F" "Make me" The best response 10/10
@Catterjeeo
@Catterjeeo 3 жыл бұрын
Bro is it suicide if I hold a Uzi to their head and tell them to jump from the roof
@tastydoomtime8890
@tastydoomtime8890 3 жыл бұрын
@@Catterjeeo you ever play call of duty and get an assisted suicide trophy?
@clashthereaper2744
@clashthereaper2744 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna do that anyway after looking at your face
@thetoughunicorn1679
@thetoughunicorn1679 2 жыл бұрын
@@Catterjeeo depends if you make contact, it’s voluntary manslaughter I think
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to use that one
@bakuza6191
@bakuza6191 4 жыл бұрын
Possum really knows a lot of people disturbing him
@Grand-Master-Azrael
@Grand-Master-Azrael 4 жыл бұрын
what
@rooksclown316
@rooksclown316 4 жыл бұрын
@@Grand-Master-Azrael A lot of people like to fucking with him
@bishopofeternity48
@bishopofeternity48 4 жыл бұрын
He lives the bad part of the city.
@bakuza6191
@bakuza6191 4 жыл бұрын
@ack ack yeah these are always the best part of the video
@neor2354
@neor2354 4 жыл бұрын
The Scarecrow joined the wrong neighborhood, and he paid for it
@tinycrimester
@tinycrimester 4 жыл бұрын
I actually really like the design of the "scarecrow". Too bad that seems to be the only good thing about this movie. They didn't even animate him well...
@hackeridoit4128
@hackeridoit4128 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@zombified_pariah7720
@zombified_pariah7720 4 жыл бұрын
Same here! I would personally find it fitting if he made these strained, raspy breathing/gasping noises. Kind of like a zombie, now that I think about it. I'm thinking about these zombie sounds in particular: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYiTm6yEmtCpetk Also maybe the sound of bones snapping and crackling whenever he bends and moves. With these 2 extra effects, I would be pretty unsettled.
@dedalionarts6077
@dedalionarts6077 4 жыл бұрын
Pure truth my friend, nothing but truth....
@tyler1673
@tyler1673 4 жыл бұрын
He should have been named something not a scarecrow.
@knightmare397
@knightmare397 4 жыл бұрын
Zombified_Pariah agreed this movie definitely needed some ambiance
@BlackHawk4698
@BlackHawk4698 4 жыл бұрын
When Possum said he had lots of friends, I thought he was going to say "Jack and Daniels."
@LvL1henchman
@LvL1henchman 4 жыл бұрын
Best friends are the one who are there went you need them. My friends Saporo, Johnny, and Mike are always available.
@daveyboy2315
@daveyboy2315 3 жыл бұрын
And there's jack who is quite the gentlemen
@swagmaster47625
@swagmaster47625 3 жыл бұрын
I have a few Scotch-ish friends
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Jack Daniels, Henry Morgan, José Cuervo, Paul Masson, Sam Adams, Bud Lux...
@antcow1239
@antcow1239 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, if this farm was abandoned, then who planted corn in neat rows?
@MrSingularity44
@MrSingularity44 4 жыл бұрын
Scarecrow's gotta eat too.
@Pixel3572
@Pixel3572 4 жыл бұрын
It’s his only alternative to human flesh
@tremor230
@tremor230 4 жыл бұрын
I guess the scarecrow needed to do something to pass the time between teenage murders, is not like he can go to a pub to get a pint! XD
@antcow1239
@antcow1239 4 жыл бұрын
@@tremor230 I would too i guess. I would probably get WAY to excited when i see teens to kill though
@Pipkiablo
@Pipkiablo 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe a neighbor took advantage and hoped no one noticed him using abandoned property for profit.
@ksoundkaiju9256
@ksoundkaiju9256 4 жыл бұрын
Actually with crows and ravens, they eventually realize the scarecrow isn't real and won't get scared off by it Least the smarter ones
@LoponStormbased
@LoponStormbased 4 жыл бұрын
Eh, they don't really realize it's not real, they just get used to it. If you move the scarecrows around every few days, change them up a bit every now and then, and put a human looking mask on it they work pretty well.
@chicken_bokbok5200
@chicken_bokbok5200 4 жыл бұрын
Cool fact
@tremor230
@tremor230 4 жыл бұрын
@@LoponStormbased "should we tell the human that it won't work?" "They put a lot of effort in it, it would be rude." "...True."
@PolishJohnWick
@PolishJohnWick 4 жыл бұрын
I use turrets with 9mm for best potential as a farmer myself
@RipRLeeErmey
@RipRLeeErmey 4 жыл бұрын
@@PolishJohnWick remember to load it with blanks whenever you see the town leftist driving around checking for field turrets.
@lilcritic3260
@lilcritic3260 4 жыл бұрын
Are there actually people who don’t know what scarecrows are?
@tylerwaynes2107
@tylerwaynes2107 4 жыл бұрын
Most likely.
@lilcritic3260
@lilcritic3260 4 жыл бұрын
Tyler Waynes That’s kinda insane bro. But I guess if your young and from a big city.. MAYBE you could never learn about what a scarecrow is.
@LoponStormbased
@LoponStormbased 4 жыл бұрын
Did you see that tweet from a big-city socialist awhile back that people were making fun of because he was baffled by all the geometric shapes he was seeing from a plane (farmland)? I'm sure there are people who don't know what a scarecrow is.
@Solanin0803
@Solanin0803 4 жыл бұрын
Some kids in Berlin actually believed cows are purple because they have never seen a real cow, only the Milka one, so yeah, sounds reasonable
@Goblinhandler
@Goblinhandler 4 жыл бұрын
Loponstorm not the dumbest thing I’ve seen a socialist do
@TheDataByteChannel
@TheDataByteChannel 4 жыл бұрын
Man, that Scarecrow is such a jerk! Glad Sasquatch got rid of him, hopefully he’ll never pop up again.
@manunova5929
@manunova5929 4 жыл бұрын
Possum Reviews's original universe is amazing, who would've thought they'd become neighbours.
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah And why did the goblin turn on the stove? 🤔😜
@mafiahulk8196
@mafiahulk8196 4 жыл бұрын
Set in an American small town, characters dying one by one, side characters getting killed off immediately after being introduced, overly long suspenseful scenes with predictable jumpscares, characters abandoning weapons instead of keeping them, utterly intangible and immortal monster, ambiguous ending, final girl... This is pretty much "Horror Movie Tropes: The Movie".
@half-trackproductions
@half-trackproductions 2 жыл бұрын
And don’t forget sending one or two police officers to a scene and then no others when they most likely die
@brianaguilar8283
@brianaguilar8283 4 жыл бұрын
I have a suggestion: Snow White A Deadly Summer. A low budget horror film from 2012
@flinchfu
@flinchfu 4 жыл бұрын
His enthusiasm is like mine if I have to clean up a large spill in the kitchen... and I'm hungry... and it was my food.
@anaveragesynapticmain5668
@anaveragesynapticmain5668 4 жыл бұрын
Batman must've really got to scarecrow this time around :/
@theonetruefusky7681
@theonetruefusky7681 4 жыл бұрын
This demonstration took only 5 ounces of my latest bath water
@dylanwhipple9882
@dylanwhipple9882 4 жыл бұрын
@@theonetruefusky7681 🔫
@Don-ds3dy
@Don-ds3dy 4 жыл бұрын
You know, it's not a bad looking monster or bad looking CGI for a SyFy film.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's terrible CGI when paired with real time film.
@flamingobilly5109
@flamingobilly5109 4 жыл бұрын
the movie may be bad and the "scarecrow" doesn't look like a scarecrow but the monster looks pretty sick in my opinion
@spicysalad3013
@spicysalad3013 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how the keys being in dangerous or inconvenient places at all times is the most consistent plot device in this bs
@furrycrusader1293
@furrycrusader1293 4 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this movie when I was at my grandmas house and all she had was shitty dvd movies
@ChiralSpirals
@ChiralSpirals 4 жыл бұрын
Your grandmas pretty dope.
@brianaguilar8283
@brianaguilar8283 4 жыл бұрын
Where did she buy them from? The bargain bin?
@ChiralSpirals
@ChiralSpirals 4 жыл бұрын
@@brianaguilar8283 you can find some real shit gems in those discount bins...My most rencent visit to dollar tree I picked up a movie called Bus Driver..🔥💩 I loved it.
@dr.pestilence3053
@dr.pestilence3053 4 жыл бұрын
Your name is an oxymoron
@talloncusack
@talloncusack 4 жыл бұрын
But this is a Sci-Fi channel original. I don't think there is a dvd release of it.
@wndshldptnt
@wndshldptnt 4 жыл бұрын
That... Does not look like a scarecrow. I'm scared. What the hell.
@justvibemybro9763
@justvibemybro9763 4 жыл бұрын
Killer scarecrow isnt real it cant hurt you Killer Scarecrow:
@wndshldptnt
@wndshldptnt 4 жыл бұрын
@@justvibemybro9763 *sobs*
@sidekic1109
@sidekic1109 4 жыл бұрын
@DeathWordBoi nah more like emo groot
@ItsCosmoTewulf
@ItsCosmoTewulf 4 жыл бұрын
Well, at least it did one thing right, and that was making a scary-looking monster. Too bad it was wasted on this shitshow of a movie.
@talloncusack
@talloncusack 4 жыл бұрын
I think they took the "crow" suffix literally and made it part crow- you can see black feathers fly off it when it gets shot
@KingDaddy445
@KingDaddy445 4 жыл бұрын
The monster kinda looks like an ivy from resident evil 2
@ablationer
@ablationer 4 жыл бұрын
Or a molded from RE7
@NaiHmee
@NaiHmee 4 жыл бұрын
@@ablationer not rlly its too skinny
@maxtheleopard
@maxtheleopard 4 жыл бұрын
@@ablationer Yeah
@Rahnonymous
@Rahnonymous 4 жыл бұрын
Nah man, he's more like the edgelord version of Salad Fingers. Edit: that or the shadows from Ajin Demi Human
@sidekic1109
@sidekic1109 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rahnonymous edgy salad fingers lol but instead of salad fingers he'd be salad body
@Kaliquo
@Kaliquo 4 жыл бұрын
This is literally like an off brand jeepers creepers
@CommanderViviax
@CommanderViviax 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that! It is like a off brand Jeepers Creepers.
@brendandonohue2398
@brendandonohue2398 4 жыл бұрын
The movies awful but I do gotta admit I kinda like the monster's design
@samlaiche1823
@samlaiche1823 4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Mikey-ds8uy
@Mikey-ds8uy 4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@robin3746
@robin3746 4 жыл бұрын
It'd look scary if it wasn't in bright daylight in every scene
@brendandonohue2398
@brendandonohue2398 4 жыл бұрын
@@robin3746 yeah same
@AnimatedTerror
@AnimatedTerror 3 жыл бұрын
@@robin3746 I disagree. It’d be so easy to shoot this at night and completely shroud the monster In darkness so you can’t even see it, like so many terrible films have before. Sure the cgi isn’t great. But at least you can see what the hells going on. I feel some unwarranted desire to give this film credit where it’s due even though it deserves nothing but scorn and hate!
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 4 жыл бұрын
gotta love high schoolers who for some reason look like they're in their mid 20's to mid 30's.
@brianaguilar8283
@brianaguilar8283 4 жыл бұрын
Minors can only work 8 hours a day, usually because of child labor laws
@shereehi5539
@shereehi5539 2 жыл бұрын
Thats funny bc when I first entered high school the oldest ones look like these🤣 and it confused me the whole year. I was glad they all left next year.
@shereehi5539
@shereehi5539 2 жыл бұрын
I legit thought I was in a horror movie it scared me lol.
@arlwithac9285
@arlwithac9285 2 жыл бұрын
Well from the early 2000s and before that, teenagers actually did look like grown ups.
@HalfPastNever
@HalfPastNever 4 жыл бұрын
"IT MAKES ITS WAY UP HIS RECTUM"... The most unfortunate phrase ever used to describe something in a horror movie.
@Ilikebugs2464
@Ilikebugs2464 4 жыл бұрын
That's pretty normal
@brianaguilar8283
@brianaguilar8283 4 жыл бұрын
Ever see Silent Hill?
@slumbertrap6506
@slumbertrap6506 4 жыл бұрын
0:28 Yes, I to am a city boy who never watched batman, wizard of Oz, played a game set in the country, participated in Halloween, and/or broke down the word Scarecrow.
@thiccychiccy1157
@thiccychiccy1157 4 жыл бұрын
Omg how?
@thiccychiccy1157
@thiccychiccy1157 4 жыл бұрын
If you are joking and I'm being retarted just slap me
@slumbertrap6506
@slumbertrap6506 4 жыл бұрын
@@thiccychiccy1157 yes....I am joking I did in fact watch Wizard of Oz, it was a pretty cash movie about a teenager toppling a magical dictatorship through the power of walking and proper Hydration.
@thiccychiccy1157
@thiccychiccy1157 4 жыл бұрын
@@slumbertrap6506 indeed
@LoponStormbased
@LoponStormbased 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, there was a socialist city boy on twatter who was baffled by the sight of geometric shapes from a plane, aka. Farmland. Never underestimate human stupidity.
@ruskidoomer1306
@ruskidoomer1306 4 жыл бұрын
Finally he’s back! Time to sit down, relax and be enjoyed by this angel of a human
@imnotpayingchildsupport4506
@imnotpayingchildsupport4506 4 жыл бұрын
Yay
@RyuukatheForgotten
@RyuukatheForgotten 4 жыл бұрын
Possun you mean
@psicogames5509
@psicogames5509 3 жыл бұрын
Despite the fact that he is a possum
@southfloridaarcheryguy114
@southfloridaarcheryguy114 2 жыл бұрын
What now???
@IMO-e7v
@IMO-e7v 4 жыл бұрын
I'd literally only watch this movie just to admire the scarecrow's design and animations
@bisexualichigo4227
@bisexualichigo4227 4 жыл бұрын
Welp....Time to call Batman. But idk chief, that doesn’t look like a Scarecrow.
@Marcuscureton15
@Marcuscureton15 4 жыл бұрын
No doom guy
@Marcuscureton15
@Marcuscureton15 4 жыл бұрын
@ofoers you have the best profile picture
@jeffreytheprowler4493
@jeffreytheprowler4493 4 жыл бұрын
I mean it could be scarebeast (monster version of him)
@nooteningus
@nooteningus 4 жыл бұрын
This would honestly make a good Trevor Henderson creature
@silverscorpio24
@silverscorpio24 4 жыл бұрын
"I never said that. That's a strawman argument!" 😆😆 That was clever 👍
@molotov6844
@molotov6844 4 жыл бұрын
Your patron ad had a better developed story then this movie Edit: that moment where your comment gets more likes then the comment of the person who made the video
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 4 жыл бұрын
His patreon ads have more fulfilling emotional arcs than the whole Disney Star Wars œuvre.
@molotov6844
@molotov6844 4 жыл бұрын
@@viscountrainbows6452 amen
@imnotpayingchildsupport4506
@imnotpayingchildsupport4506 4 жыл бұрын
I would actually watch a full movie of your patreon ad.
@molotov6844
@molotov6844 4 жыл бұрын
Possum reviews, can we get this?
@berserkasaurusrex4233
@berserkasaurusrex4233 4 жыл бұрын
Having actually seen this film, it's really not bad... for a scifi channel movie, anyway. It's no 'Snowbeast', by any means, but it's slightly more watchable than their usual dreck. Faint praise, of course, but scifi channel films are painfully terrible 95% of the time. So it's a low bar to be better than average.
@myownmusic8182
@myownmusic8182 4 жыл бұрын
You know, I really thought the teacher asking the students for their phones was a clever way of disposing of the phones. Then they just HAD to have one of the kids steal their phones back. They had a perfect excuse as to why the characters can't call for help, then they don't use that perfect excuse.
@nikispandagou1392
@nikispandagou1392 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the monsters from previous movie reviews are established characters and that they used in other reviews.
@BasicallyGoblin
@BasicallyGoblin 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen older actors/actresses playing highschoolers before BUT YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE BETH'S GRAY HAIRS.
@liamball4643
@liamball4643 6 ай бұрын
Beth legit looks like she's at least five years older than anyone else in the cast, yeah
@VIC0419
@VIC0419 4 жыл бұрын
With that artistic ability, Calvin could accurately draw my dad who left for some milk before I was born
@matthewmabry1709
@matthewmabry1709 4 жыл бұрын
That “scarecrow” looks more like the corpse of a crow
@sidekic1109
@sidekic1109 4 жыл бұрын
@Dank Eagle emo groot
@insertmemorableusernameher6795
@insertmemorableusernameher6795 4 жыл бұрын
@Dank Eagle Hot topic groot
@superspicy4215
@superspicy4215 4 жыл бұрын
@@sidekic1109 edgy groot
@kkay000
@kkay000 3 жыл бұрын
9:40 That's like saying "hey I'm not going to trust you because a guy was assassinated in your house by john wick with a sniper rifle"
@tigretam9106
@tigretam9106 4 жыл бұрын
12:18 That's a pretty similar voice acting as fiddlesticks, that was fun
@404sutibi7
@404sutibi7 4 жыл бұрын
Fiddlesticks should get his own movie
@mosiac6373
@mosiac6373 4 жыл бұрын
Eh, fiddlesticks is a bit more throaty I think
@kevinhyseni4339
@kevinhyseni4339 4 жыл бұрын
Nah his voice is more deep
@tigretam9106
@tigretam9106 3 жыл бұрын
@Tiaan a really scary league of legends champion
@logicphile6207
@logicphile6207 4 жыл бұрын
Always good to see from you, Shaym! How's your house been, lately? Haunted, I presume?
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 4 жыл бұрын
it'd be weird if it wasn't haunted
@logicphile6207
@logicphile6207 4 жыл бұрын
@Thane Mac Ok, and?
@logicphile6207
@logicphile6207 4 жыл бұрын
@Thane Mac I'd like to know how that affects me or what I've said. If they're noobs, they also won't get the reference, so it doesn't matter. Thus, "and?"
@amusingnose6169
@amusingnose6169 4 жыл бұрын
Man boy how did you reply to the comment two minutes before it was posted
@logicphile6207
@logicphile6207 4 жыл бұрын
@Thane Mac And I was just making a statement, highlighting the fact that this is irrelevant and I don't care.
@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177
@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair: Scarecrow seems to be better than most of the movies you've reviewed so far.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 жыл бұрын
Just barely better is not good enough. The only good thing about this film is the design of the "scarecrow".
@liamball4643
@liamball4643 6 ай бұрын
That's like favorably comparing Stage 3 brain cancer to Stage 4
@damienpowelli8413
@damienpowelli8413 4 жыл бұрын
"And I'm a f#*king scarecrow that can talk." I lost it with that.
@CorundumDevil
@CorundumDevil 3 жыл бұрын
"...and the he rolls under the truck with his lighter, sacrificing himself--" *_w h y_*
@luis377
@luis377 4 жыл бұрын
the goosebump episode with scarecrows are more scary than this movie
@perplexxing
@perplexxing 4 жыл бұрын
The background music of this video is more entertaining than the whole movie
@thatoneguy4391
@thatoneguy4391 4 жыл бұрын
Corn is the best part of this film 🌽🌽🌽
@mikeoxlong1395
@mikeoxlong1395 4 жыл бұрын
Corn carried the whole movie and din't even get the credit in the end. For shame!
@r.j.penfold
@r.j.penfold 4 жыл бұрын
Even if it didn't puncture everything you said it should have, wouldn't it have severed his spine too?
@daskampffredchen
@daskampffredchen 4 жыл бұрын
Halloween : Mixing Halloween with its old origins about the return of spirits Scarecrow : ugh Scarecrow festival I guess
@bloodymarie1433
@bloodymarie1433 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, I REMEMBER catching this by chance one late night. I was flipping through channels when I saw the movie title 'Scarecrow' just starting. I have had experiences with their 'originals' and all of them have been awful. However, I like Scarecrows as a horror trope so I was curious to see where it went. Deep down because it was so bad I really wanted SOMEONE to review it. So glad you are. More people should review that channel's movies. XD Honestly the best part is the design of the Scarecrow. Doesn't really look like one, but it's suitably creepy and one of the better cgi things from these tv movies.
@DrMatrix1231
@DrMatrix1231 4 жыл бұрын
When you're so drunk your censor beeps occur a second after they are supposed to.
@dr.samuelhayden808
@dr.samuelhayden808 4 жыл бұрын
The scarecrow looks like a hell knights intestines that gained sentience
@grimlock9358
@grimlock9358 4 жыл бұрын
Samuel the longer the icon of sin is on earth the more powerful it will become
@multidimensionalcenturion9863
@multidimensionalcenturion9863 4 жыл бұрын
I thought they were red.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 жыл бұрын
@@multidimensionalcenturion9863 The Slayer probably used his flamebelch on them so he could have some roasted demon intestines.
@dontcallmethat123
@dontcallmethat123 3 жыл бұрын
"picks his pocket but unlike the goverment, she does it without him knowing" i can relate to this
@domcam6650
@domcam6650 4 жыл бұрын
"Much like life itself, this scene is pointless"
@TheUnapologeticGeek
@TheUnapologeticGeek 11 ай бұрын
The scarecrow calling you garbage is scarier than anything in the movie.
@spitfireohone
@spitfireohone 4 жыл бұрын
That's a Scarecrow? Maybe if he huffed all his fear gas and fell into a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book
@Avigorus
@Avigorus 4 жыл бұрын
I think this scarecrow looks vaguely like what would happen if there was a crow-specific variant of SCP 610 that for some arbitrary reason favors roughly humanoid features (seriously it looks like it's made of or covered with feathers for some unholy reason)
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 2 жыл бұрын
_No crows were harmed in the making of this film_
@kvarner6886
@kvarner6886 3 жыл бұрын
It's five in the morning, I'm exhausted, and I can't stop watching your fucking videos.
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 4 жыл бұрын
Harold The Scarecrow from _Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark_ wasn't even a scarecrow at all. It's basically a corpse hanging on the crops that is 10x more terrifying.
@Chaotic_Jackal
@Chaotic_Jackal 4 жыл бұрын
In the original story Harold really was just a Scarecrow the two farmers made which came to life.
@hiru1994
@hiru1994 4 жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of the most underrated channels on KZbin, can't wait for the next review
@grifm.5224
@grifm.5224 4 жыл бұрын
It's CinemaSins but better
@twilightcitystudios
@twilightcitystudios 4 жыл бұрын
Because you feel that way consider supporting a $10 patron, this KZbin channel by subscribing to my channel. You'll be indirectly supporting Possum Reviews. It's free for you to do. I would appreciate it very much.
@KDizzy6
@KDizzy6 4 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see a horror movie with a scene where someone gets killed with a milking machine.
@thee20thdoctor18
@thee20thdoctor18 4 жыл бұрын
Idk how, but your humor has ascended with this channel and I laugh more than I feel like I should be
@mqfii8992
@mqfii8992 4 жыл бұрын
If you take a shot every time Possum says "Scarecrow(s)", you'd eventually become 30% as drunk as him when he takes it easy on the booze.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 жыл бұрын
You'd end up like the demoman from TF2, a literal walking distillery that can only gain sustenance from alcohol.
@IbanezDom
@IbanezDom 4 жыл бұрын
the scarecrow looks like the molded from resident evil 7
@michaelthehomelessguyright881
@michaelthehomelessguyright881 4 жыл бұрын
Why does the scarecrow look the dead guy in my alley way
@justyoureverydayhuman4026
@justyoureverydayhuman4026 4 жыл бұрын
Hol' up-
@jaxe8321
@jaxe8321 10 ай бұрын
They are probably multiple scarecrows
@danieljestice4500
@danieljestice4500 4 жыл бұрын
If only your videos were more frequent! This is just too good!
@anextraordinarygamerlil0006
@anextraordinarygamerlil0006 4 жыл бұрын
"The weird shit looking Scarecrow monster" Crashes a Festival near his perfectly kept cornfield. "Everyone at the Flamethrower Festival" (:< Burning time!
@matteozambetti4373
@matteozambetti4373 4 жыл бұрын
It's always weird how crows fall for scarecrows, but they're smart enough to make tools and track where a hidden object is under a leaf. New Caledonian crows also are known for finding tools used by other crows and figuring out how to use them, as well as adjusting them to better fit the job they were for.
@nicosmind3
@nicosmind3 4 жыл бұрын
"Marshy realises she has a gash on her leg" Also between her legs. But thats a different movie
@ablosch2452
@ablosch2452 10 ай бұрын
I actually saw another horror movie that was called "Scarecrow" before. It was also pretty bad, but the said Scarecrow in this other Scarecrow movie actually looked more like, well, a Scarecrow. It also spawned 3 sequels and had him doing some actually Farm-related kills, though some of those said kills were kind of ridiculous like choking a person to death with a cob of corn, and others were either off-screen or had bad green-screening effects. In the other Scarecrow movie, basically it starts with some teenager who gets bullied a lot in school and has a very unpleasant life, until one day some hoodlums chase him into a corn field and murder him, while he happens to be right beside a scarecrow, then make it look like a suicide. After that, his ghost possesses the scarecrow and then he goes on a killing spree each night, making Freddy Krueger-ish one-liners and doing several farm-related kills. I'd tell you more but maybe you should see it and its sequels yourself. You are a connoisseur of garbage anyways.
@hddavidvee7691
@hddavidvee7691 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Modern warfare lobbys: 13:48
@Yakubstopguy
@Yakubstopguy 4 жыл бұрын
*_Im getting mw2 flash backs_*
@alexander349
@alexander349 4 жыл бұрын
These reviews never fail to make me smile and are the highlight of my day when you put them out. Thanks possum
@D_an_
@D_an_ 4 жыл бұрын
Scarecrow gotta eat, scarecrow gotta have his supper.
@randomjojofan7679
@randomjojofan7679 4 жыл бұрын
I swear this man does the most creative patron shoutouts
@Corthmic
@Corthmic 4 жыл бұрын
The scarecrow actually has a pretty good design and had the potential to be genuinely scary, it would've been better if it looked like that way because it was already burnt before and it didn't work and it wasn't out in the daylight as often, or when it was it was practical effects.
@eddiehunter1887
@eddiehunter1887 4 жыл бұрын
Possum needs more popularity. His videos are really entertaining and he deserves it.
@stupidsillylace
@stupidsillylace 4 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym: oh i'll use this hand scythe Devin: G U N N E
@EucalyptusHigh
@EucalyptusHigh 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he makes the pauses where the ads are supouse to be. Intellect 100
@TheLastPhoen1x
@TheLastPhoen1x 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, the scarecrow design is kinda cool, actually. Shame that the movie itself is garbage.
@MajinMuu
@MajinMuu 3 жыл бұрын
and that's called that it should have been more swamp related
@xx4444xxDOTexe
@xx4444xxDOTexe 4 жыл бұрын
You are unironically my favorite reviewer
@Everik-ct6pg
@Everik-ct6pg 4 жыл бұрын
I guess they thought that making the creature look more like a scarecrow would make it look dumber or less scary. I can kind of agree with that excuse, but if they wanted to make a scarecrow monster they should've at least made him out of straw. Why is it made of branches?
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 жыл бұрын
You can make a scarecrow look scary without deviating from what a scarecrow is. Don't excuse bad design sense for logical thinking. Anything can be made scary without deviating too much from what it is with enough effort and creativity put in. This is just par with SyFy films in general: shitty cash grabs that people forget about a couple or so days after they're released.
@passingrando6457
@passingrando6457 Жыл бұрын
I don't know. I knew a farmer who adorned his actual scarecrow with dentures, fake eyes, and a 24" dildo. It was pretty scary.
@cryowave5031
@cryowave5031 4 жыл бұрын
Horror movie character: tries to call on phone phone: Tonight john, I'm going to be useless.
@voidvalkyrie
@voidvalkyrie 4 жыл бұрын
How to make a scarecrow movie. Step 1: Don’t make a scarecrow movie. Unless your working for DC. Then make a good Batman movie. Step 2: research source material. As in cartoons and comic books. Step 3: write a good script with a slow burn horror. If you can make it his origin story. Step 4: pick good actors. Step 5: don’t give him super powers! He’s a chemist. His fear toxin are chemicals. Not some mysterious supernatural ability. Step 6: don’t make it cheesy. Step 7: don’t try to force the horror make it feel natural. Show a slow dissent into madness and paranoia that eventually creates scarecrow. Like a losing his job at a chemical company and it slowly derails from there. Step 8: don’t try to have a big budget. Use ordinary items to make it feel more real. Step 9: make sure scarecrows eventual final outfit matches his comic book appearance somewhat. Don’t try to make it look all black and scary. A scarecrow hat, a gas mask combined with a tan scarecrow mask, and an orange shirt would do nicely Edit: Step 10: For the outfit to make sense make the movie take place around Halloween. That’s all I got. Good luck!
@aurangzebbaig4712
@aurangzebbaig4712 4 жыл бұрын
What about step 7?
@voidvalkyrie
@voidvalkyrie 4 жыл бұрын
Aurangzeb Baig sorry accidentally skipped number.
@pepsicrusader535
@pepsicrusader535 4 жыл бұрын
I like the noose around the neck scarecrow design best sure it doesn't look like a potato sack scarecrow but i prefer the corpse look rather than burlap You know the final design from the batman animated series
@emberhydra
@emberhydra 4 жыл бұрын
13:26 Always so smooth with that
@Gideon13397
@Gideon13397 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, this movie had potential and it seems they were multiple plot points cut from the movie, and the creature design was awesome. CGI was actually great for a low budget movie.
@kjiklemmensen8306
@kjiklemmensen8306 4 жыл бұрын
Your Patreon transitions are so well done
@mothman4366
@mothman4366 4 жыл бұрын
How could they do this a movie about a killer scare crow would have been a great idea but then they just ruin it
@gyuhff
@gyuhff 4 жыл бұрын
These videos are always of such high quality. Good job.
@TheArbiter10
@TheArbiter10 4 жыл бұрын
"...because birds are stupid." You have disappointed this bird nerd greatly. Disliked, unsubbed, reported.
@THEVadenK
@THEVadenK 2 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong. Birds must be pretty dumb to believe that scarecrows are actual humans. Though I must ask, did you actually report him?
@GoofyGoober2099
@GoofyGoober2099 4 жыл бұрын
I love the little cutaways you do
@mavricknordman7753
@mavricknordman7753 4 жыл бұрын
so Karen's hair that plugs up her drain kills, not very shocking
@emilioperez6888
@emilioperez6888 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Sasquatch appears to cameo in your reviews, it gives me a smile.
@Nightmare-rr2te
@Nightmare-rr2te 4 жыл бұрын
You should do a video about the horrid "avatar: the last Airbender" movie
@Xxgxxaxx
@Xxgxxaxx 4 жыл бұрын
this aged well
@Nightmare-rr2te
@Nightmare-rr2te 4 жыл бұрын
@@Xxgxxaxx i know right?
@TakeItEasy2019
@TakeItEasy2019 4 жыл бұрын
I do enjoy that the possum universe is getting larger by each review.
@darthcinema1415
@darthcinema1415 4 жыл бұрын
Scarecrow from the Arkham games was scarier, hell even The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight was way scarier than this.
@alextar_h_lobo5188
@alextar_h_lobo5188 4 жыл бұрын
i usually hate seeing adds but knowing that u got some adds makes me happy
@DeepFriedKangaroo2
@DeepFriedKangaroo2 3 жыл бұрын
"unlike the government she does it without him knowing" lmfao
@jeremiahstanley6012
@jeremiahstanley6012 4 жыл бұрын
This channel is honestly underrated
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 жыл бұрын
Atleast this Scarecrow movie didn't have Batman
@talloncusack
@talloncusack 4 жыл бұрын
Ugh the town I recently moved to has an annual "build-a-scarecrow" event as part of our downtown "festival"...so, it's not unlike this movie's scarecrow festival. And people have them posed on their porches and in seemingly-purposely creepy places year-round. When we moved here I was so confused at why people have "fake burglars" (my words for the phenomenon initially) because they literally look like silhouettes posed as if trying to enter people's windows and shit. It's so weird.
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