God Makes German Shepherds

[@chrissybelle953]

"Ears up, system armed" Is what we say when our GSD is moving her ears around listening.

[@DarkDomain0001]

ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ 🗿🗿

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

Haha nice

[@busybeebekah]

That sounds absolutely adorable

[@TheRandomizerYT]

Jon how many times have we told you to not make an acronym for everything? Dammit jon.

[@LAR2110]

That’s a t shirt

[@jordaneggerman4734]

"What do they look like?" _The goodest of pups....the goodliest pup to have ever pupped_

[@Lottie_The_Ravenclaw]

*angelic music plays*

[@NimalaNarasimhamurthy]

​@@Lottie_The_RavenclawÆ i have shephy

[@TheRainbowKey]

Pupps

[@ads2107]

“Das shepherd”

[@Guy_489]

_Yas_

[@southernrosetiadee]

“Good Boy 3000” 😂😂😂😂

[@NicoVR2763]

I thought I was the only person who noticed

[@Arodm1]

"Rammstein Shepherd"

[@NicoVR2763]

Who liked my comment?

[@NicoVR2763]

WHO THE FRICK IS LIKING

[@Seepey]

BFG 10,000

[@Shmey]

German Shepherds, and especially the puppies, have a face that screams, "I have no idea what's going on, but I'm loving every minute of it!"

[@malabissookram9394]

So true

[@TarsaMom-2]

❤❤ definitely true! They can also look like a derp derp 😂

[@AthenaSanchezArias-nu3xr]

_cool_

[@eternalgamer9270]

​@@TarsaMom-2 Heh, derp derp.😂👍

[@tomsprincessa3905]

This is 💯 my Magnus. “No idea what’s going on - but something is - and darn it I am going to be right in the middle of whatever it is!”

[@musicbysasha_]

imma call every German shepherd "good boy 3000"

[@A_dead_gorebox_npc.]

my dad have one whit a jackrussel

[@A_dead_gorebox_npc.]

DAM BOI HES A GUD BOI

[@RunFromBabyPluto]

We all have the same profile image

[@A_dead_gorebox_npc.]

@@RunFromBabyPluto the 2 mesage is me 😅

[@RunFromBabyPluto]

Oh i forget i can read sometimes

[@creevehd5246]

As a German, I am thankful for the compliment of his, stating that we are very nice. We do not hear that often.

[@Jerseybytes2]

I went to college with kids from lots of different countries in europe. the German kids were always nice

[@rlNein]

As a german, I can confirm that and I’m also thankful for calling us nice

[@stilawesome3586]

Yes. My grandparents fled Europe after ww1 but prior to ww2. I joined the American military and when I iraq as a private I got yelled at by my first sergeant I joked how he didn't come all this way to fight the Germans 😆. I still imagine him in counseling taking about how he "took on a German" and how the therapist would insist he was making shit up

[@recoveringsoul755]

In studying parenting styles, they discovered that Germans were the least nurturing

[@unterdessen8822]

@@recoveringsoul755 That's for current times. Would have looked a lot different in the 19th century and before.

[@Fortnightkid237]

As a German Shepherd owner, I can say German shepherds are amazing. They’re so good, especially if you train them they’re really good and they listen.

[@kassann7114]

Same man was a police reject lol he is a good boy😂

[@Ello_iz_me]

I have one too! he's a pure bred eastern shep and he's a lovey lil goober.

[@KitKats27]

My family hates German Shepherds and i just don't get why😢

[@RemyRP]

Oh yeah, agreed!! My grandparents have had 8 German shepherds over the years (I've never met any of them, I'm just too young to have.) and he always tells stories about each one's little quirks. Pepsi would either push him out of the bed some nights or take his spot when he gets up to use the bathroom. I'm forgetting some names but one of them was basically an alarm. One of them was a trained police dog that just didn't make the cut. When he met her, she had a rep of not liking anyone, to the point where the people who ran the place wanted to give him a bite sleeve. He didn't take it, she didn't bite and actually really liked him. It's fun to hear about my grandpa's dogs, really cute shit, lol

[@masonfnaf]

I've got a white German Shepherd

[@tboicovas]

Used to have a German Shepherd as a kid. She was such a good dog.....i miss her 😔

[@JoAuJan]

I bet she misses you too

[@tboicovas]

@@JoAuJan she's in a better place now. 😔

[@alexbrewster516]

I've got mine still but R.I.P I'm so sorry for you I love dogs

[@monicaboyd4557]

I understand....same here 😢❤

[@BFgamesOfficial.]

Shes having fun in heaven with other puppies (: ​@@tboicovas

[@grenode5341]

“Sound very aggressive but are actually very loving: Germans” Bro that’s the nicest thing I think I’ve ever heard an American say to us lol

[@trinabina3900]

It’s definitely true from my experience.

[@jewelfoxgaming873]

We have plenty nice to say about you guys 😄 Your people are very smart genuinely nice...ummm...though, a few years in the past and not so much...

[@danielatchley277]

Allow me to ruin it by explaining (this part of the comment has been censored to not upset the german government)

[@sharpish6715]

​@@jewelfoxgaming873 and if u look at america in the past well It's pretty bad aswell

[@gururajput1679]

Yeah that's true

[@sueboswell735]

My husband and I had a German Shepherd we got from a family that were moving but also neglected him. Max was the dog of a lifetime, so loving and SOOOO protective. A man my husband knew walked into our fenced in yard without telling us he was coming over. My husband heard Max and our pittie growling and barking and went out to check things out. Max and Shy (our pittie mix) had this idiot backed up against the wall because he came in without an introduction. Guy kept saying 'but I know all about dogs😂' as my husband saved his sorry butt. Well these 4-legged vicious protectors of mom and dad didn't know him and were hell-bent on protecting us from a stranger. I miss those dogs so much. RIP Max and Shy, you two were the best dogs ever 😢

[@TheBestAlien]

My auntie has a dog called Max, he's a collie poo cockapoo, he looks nothing like his sibling and mostly like a collie

[@deefee701]

❤

[@7thCourtPhotography]

I had a German Shepherd/Alaskan Husky mix as a kid, his name was BoMax. We called him Max

[@andreanope8640]

Ive had dogs my whole life! Big and med, mutts and specific breeds. Right now I have a working line GS an let me tell you WOW! I’ve never had such a smart and insanely affectionate dog. I’m talking like if she could talk she would tell me she loved me every 20sec but not in a annoying way. She is my little narc when there’s any action or something is out of place. I’m convinced if we had a fire she would save us but she would never let the firemen near the house or me! It’s amazing

[@kelseypeterson5172]

I had a senior German Shepherd lab mix that I rescued, and he was the smartest dog I'd ever had. He could open fences, and close them back mind you, and would do it quite often in his previous yard, but the lady who owned him moved into a smaller place to be closer to her family and couldn't take him, (he was massive) so she left him with people who were supposed to take care of him in his old age and they didn't. I had been feeding him through the fence for months when she came to check on him and after explaining what had happened I asked her if she was going to take him and or if I could keep him and she saw how he was already following me around so she let me keep him. After I got him I never once had the issue of him opening our gate. He never went anywhere away from me. He followed me everywhere and would howl when I would leave and then sit at the edge of the fence waiting to see the car coming back 🥰 RIP Cody. I still miss you💜💜

[@espresso_berrie8831]

i love the god making dogs series! fun fact: the Boxer was originally the well-known police dog, and german shepherds weren’t trained for police work until the 1920’s

[@jameskassner5834]

Ahh yes, German "police work" in the 1930's

[@ithewho6603]

Well they are very good shepherds. Do well with sheep and such.

[@LKMNOP]

And a lot of police departments are going back to the German shepherds and away from the Rottweilers. It's because Rottweiler's jaws are so strong when they grab a suspect's arm they have been known to break them.

[@ChrisCaramia]

Airedales were also police dogs at one point.

[@IrenaTheWiccan]

Makes sense. Sheps are on steroids and the boxers be struggling to breathe just when it gets about 80 degrees

[@Lisa_The_Norwegian]

Once at an airport there was a german shepard puppy in training, complete with an oversized harness. And I was so lucky because the guy in front of me was the man he was searching for in the crowd. And I have never seen a group of people at the airport as happy as when that puppy found it’s target. We were all clapping and cheering this little puppy on and it was so proud of itself! Obvious I couldn’t pet it as it was on duty, but it made all of our days! Puppies on airports are the greatest thing ever! Nothing chills a bunch of stressed ass people as a little fur ball looking for drugs ♥️

[@ayushiabedin4530]

“Das Shepherd” was the most beautiful thing I ever heard.

[@tilmerkan3882]

Phonetically it sounds like "das scheppert" and it means "that really hits hard"

[@ayushiabedin4530]

@@tilmerkan3882 oh, thank you!😁

[@Ella_loves_Schnitzel]

It is also called der Schäferhund

[@ayushiabedin4530]

@@Ella_loves_Schnitzel ok, thank you

[@cheetahman515]

You could say… you could… you could say it is godly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Virgo117]

I had a German shepherd mix and whenever I cried, he would dash towards you to show affection and cheer you up ❤

[@Virgo117]

@JamieJelly superhero doggos

[@JohnDoe_Gaming]

Wish my cat had that enthusiasm

[@girrajkishoreseth9910]

​@@JohnDoe_Gaming 😂

[@JohnDoe_Gaming]

@@girrajkishoreseth9910 when I'm really depressed, I basically have to kidnap my cat for pets and cuddles. 🤣🤣🤣

[@elirichards6044]

I know I probably my shouldn't say this but... Keyword: *had*

[@tiredace_2998]

My grandparents used to have a German shepherd. My mom was worried how the dog would react to baby-me and didn't let the dog near me. But the dog ended up sleeping outside the room's door to protect me, which was honestly adorable

[@Lv4music1luv]

They always know their pack ❤

[@I_am_watermelon8262]

You mean *good boy 3000?*

[@BikashHaldar-qe1ks]

​@@I_am_watermelon8262 yeah, what the f**k is "good boy 3000"?!

[@Lord-Delta]

​@@BikashHaldar-qe1ks it's the name of the dog on the sheet of the guy talking to god

[@pvsheeen]

i don’t know if i should cry or if i should just say… don’t you mean *good boy 3000* 😂

[@Bangalorehomies]

"Ears Up, Hearts Open: German Shepherds, champion cuddlers and loyal protectors. 🐾💖"

[@jennyharrell5938]

Seriously German Shepards, Pitbulls, and Huskies are some of the sweetest dogs you'd ever meet.

[@Nonyeea]

if theyre trained well right?

[@usvmchc2843]

Besides when you slap them

[@kilsjw]

​@@usvmchc2843why would you slap a dog

[@ashleyrimington]

Yes i can confirm I have had 9 german shepherds in my life and they angels in disguise

[@danteallan3979]

They arreee

[@IDKwhatsupp]

“ in the name of the Ryan, the Reynolds and the holy dead pool “ that line made me drop my phone on my face from laughing

[@cristinamedeiros1080]

My name is Bob my middle name is joe My last name mama.

[@Spacey_X]

Sameee

[@agrimsrivastava8463]

What Does this means

[@lorneostronoff25]

@@agrimsrivastava8463 it means you're not a movie fan

[@Theittybittykittycommittee]

​@@lorneostronoff25shall we educate the child

[@eldrichdruid]

Now we just need Ryan Reynolds to star in a new Deadpool movie where he adopts a German shepherd and calls it God 😂

[@Zackisnotdead]

We need a petition for this

[@pennonN]

@@Zackisnotdead Signing comin right up!

[@noeditz9109]

My dog is god ( his name is

[@HenryBenedictUSA]

God is dog backwards

[@sonorasgirl]

Comment 666

[@TommyTheWhiteWolf]

I have two German Shepards and they really will do anything to protect me ❤❤

[@policenobts4186]

R a m m s t e i n S h e p a r d ✨

[@MrSockZa1st]

😮

[@Uhnohohoho]

Real very real

[@asherisntokay]

Yes.

[@yeetthechield4570]

​@@Watermelon_catarmy1282 ngl in my oppinion it woud have been an beter name, caling it in german that in english

[@vardharajraja154]

💀 *INDIAN SHEPARD* 💀

[@lillianstahl836]

As someone who is German I can confirm we sound very aggresive but we are nice 😂

[@Commenter5]

Same😂😂😂 we are not as aggressive as we sound!😂😂😊

[@InstrumentalistElle]

I was born in America but my parents are German. It’s honestly kind of funny how contrasting their voice is to their words when they speak. They sound aggressive but they’re couldn’t possibly be more kind 😅

[@somepvpguy69]

Actially my last comment was insensitive nvm

[@annonion2612]

Many people actually leave Germany because we're looking like we don't enjoy life and we will make that very clear upon contact too :/

[@Flan_boy]

What about back then?

[@jacobaderholdt3111]

They are basically the quintessential dogs. On an unrelated note, please cover my favorite dog breed, the Tibetan Mastiff.

[@IvyKupchanko]

The Ryan, the Reynolds and the holy Deadpool 😂

[@CherryBlossom28479]

I might start using it too 😂

[@DeyAxolotlgod]

So gods god is Ryan Reynolds’s

[@loganseipert7240]

Does in fact check out

[@seeperflow_og]

Hey! The Reynolds church is a real thing, it's not a laughing matter.

[@Jamer77]

Amen

[@debwild2889]

You need to do one on the Shepherds crackhead cousin, the Belgian Malinois.

[@singletona082]

*roundhouse kick*

[@CrazyDogLadySky]

I have a coworker that has a GSD and Belgian Malinois mix. Total crackhead she says lmao

[@BelleTolles]

😂😂. Such a great one

[@vegasrenie]

I saw {{{somewhere}}} - German Shepherd = Coffee. Belgian Malinois = Meth. 😂😂😂

[@NotChefCook]

@@vegasrenie 😂

[@SteamCheese1]

As a German, this made me happy.

[@lafonteynm]

agre

[@Nakorli]

@bendix schulz Hört sich an wie „das scheppert“. Auch gut😂

[@angelicart.6]

That’s sweet

[@I_like_planes1]

Ja, *das sheperd* Grammatik Go brrrrrr

[@avn45]

Im from belgium but they are dutch too

[@danieb4273]

I am German and I love German Shepard and when God says Das shepherd I lost it! Bravo......brilliant 😂

[@Dreadhead669]

As a German guy, I can confirm that we sound really aggressive, but we are actually pretty nice. Most of the time.

[@rivertam7827]

In my experience of Germans there is a binary, and absolutely no spectrum in between. Either uptight, grumpy, complete a*holes, or the most wonderful, fun, happy people ever. Thankfully, most of the Germans I've met have been the happy type.

[@dansmith1661]

Americans sound nice, but they are really aggressive for some reason, all the time.

[@shaunarovinski4081]

Germans are awesome!!

[@cordulagartmann669]

Nö, finde ich nicht.

[@yourlocalidiot324]

"Most of the time" Cause Jews are the exception

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

"Das shepherd" is btw a pun, a homophone to be exact. In german, you can say "das scheppert" meaning "that crashed, and was really loud while doing so."

[@triciac.5078]

Thank you for explaining! Cuz I didn’t get the joke.

[@Fuchsschwester]

Even thought you had me laugh at this (I love puns), I think this is a referece to the German Volkswagen commercial. It ends with "DAS Auto", meaning that the car (Auto is the German word for car) is a must-have. Volkswagen is DAS Auto (THE car) and Shepherd is THE dog.

[@deefee701]

I didn't get it either but thought it was just an exclamation! 😊

[@innocentbystander3317]

Gotta love it when a joke has multiple layers like that. Enjoy it on whatever level you like, so long as you enjoy it.

[@Mithcoriel]

On its face it's incorrect grammar anyway. It would be DER shepherd, not DAS.

[@carmeltabby]

"What group of people sound really aggressive but are really nice?" Story time: when I was in grade 10, our (Canadian) high school had a German foreign exchange student. For some reason my school thought it would be a great idea to put this kid who was brand new to the country, let alone to the school, in front of all of us to tell us about himself. He decided to have some fun and started speaking German. We were all super confused for a minute or two, then he stopped and switched to English. "I said, "Hello, My name is Johannes and I wanted to show you what German sounds like when it isn't being yelled."" I don't know if someone told him we had never heard German except in History class, seeing clips of Hitler but dude was absolutely right lol none of us had ever heard German spoken normally. Love the skit. Das Shepard made me cackle.

[@unterdessen8822]

Yeeeeeees, the famous "Hollywood German": Sounds like growling and barking. Very similar to "Hollywood Russian": Growling, barking and a throat infection.

[@Nariasan]

​@@unterdessen8822so true!!! Every time people insist that German is a "scary sounding language," I tell them, "Verzeihung, aber ich hätte gerne ein Brötchen mit Butter..." or something like that. Because everything is scary when it's screamed at you and it's worse if you don't understand the language. It isn't scary at all when used normally.

[@unterdessen8822]

@@Nariasan Exactly. Think of where people usually get to hear German and in what context: H*tler speeches and Hollywood villains. And those villains are in most cases actors, who don't speak German, so they try to compensate by being extra loud and aggressive. Of course that sounds horrible and robotic. Think, on the other hand, of dialects like Swabian or Saxonian, that are just hilarious to listen to.

[@Nariasan]

@@unterdessen8822 lol, I find Swabian adorable. I myself am from the Allgäu Region in Upper Bavaria... I have a bit of a dialect and have to concentrate hard to speak neutral Hochdeutsch 😅

[@unterdessen8822]

@@Nariasan I'm actually quite comfortable with the dialect. I've spent some time in Lenggries when I was younger. It's sad that they don't have the mule station at the bottom of Brauneck mountain anymore.

[@Isabelle-H50]

“In the name of the Ryan, the Reynolds, and the Holy Deadpool” caught me off guard 💀

[@Fantommc00]

“Das Shepherd” had me dying

[@extremchiller410]

i am not shure if it was a german word joke or just the wrong "artikel

[@SweetyO666]

it was the wrong "the", but it was one

[@NicoVR2763]

Oh no your dying?!? Good luck!

[@carmeltabby]

​@@extremchiller410it's a play on the Volkswagon slogan "Das Auto". Volkswagon being German too

[@Contractorlove]

@@extremchiller410 here’s your friendly neighborhood german about to explain their language: we have a more complicated article system. Das is neutral, der is male, die is female (it can also be mixed up in the plural forms). Shepherd = Schäfer = male = der -> correct would be der Shepherd. Here the dog is called deutscher Schäferhund (= german shepherd dog) because we like to give specific names 😅

[@mckennahmiller5397]

"the Ryan the Reynolds and the holy Deadpool" I'mma have the priests say that at my funeral

[@flameguard_42]

Same

[@unlikelypumpkin_MPGOFFICIAL]

You might want to reconsider you know who you're talkin to

[@LouRobertiello]

That checks out

[@jandy1551]

“That checks out”

[@bellastalnaker1604]

E too bro

[@germanhungarian3316]

"Das Shepherd" Has my dying.

[@thenovicegamer007]

What does it mean?

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

The Shepherd @@thenovicegamer007

[@BuckeyeSirenProductions]

@@thenovicegamer007 the shepherd

[@thenovicegamer007]

@@BuckeyeSirenProductions Got it 👍🏽

[@vinzenzamann5961]

​@@thenovicegamer007idk if this was intentional but you could also pronounce it as "das scheppert" which is a rather uncommon German expression to the effect of "this is smashing it", so in that case the new dog is smashing it

[@MaelColuim-lp3ji]

As a GSD owner this is fantastic loving tye skits to me one ofvthe best channels😂😂❤❤❤

[@-BelleRose-]

" In the name of the Ryan The Renolds and The Holy Deadpool" had me dying. I also love how the angel is just "like that makes sense". Why aren't more people talking about this? (My god I have never had this many likes or comments thanks not trying to be that person!)

[@paulnorberg4188]

Fr! I actually choked on my laughter when I heard it lol

[@puki7682]

Its blasphemy.....

[@miahearts-lazybestie4437]

500th like 😂

[@lightmist9554]

It's because it makes sense

[@Doublexx_Official]

He's not an random angel He's supposed to be jesus

[@stevenmorris5415]

My service dog that watches out for my heart and PTSD issues is a German Shepherd. His name is Strider. He’s definitely a Good Boy 3000.

[@brooke_reiverrose2949]

Perfect name

[@saigetucker6054]

give the good pupper some love. Service animals are so precious(its so hard to resist asking to pet them,because I know they're working.)

[@marysander36]

Of course he's a good boy! No other kind of shepard!!

[@notoriousbig3k]

PTSD is shell shock and not real mental issue

[@saigetucker6054]

@@notoriousbig3k what? That's incorrect because it does indeed effect your mental psyche. PTSD doesn't just happen from war(which is where Shell shock comes from originally) its a reaction to violent trauma. Which could be war,or even something severe happening in your childhood(like being a victim of a mass killing and being one of few survivors.) It can,in fact,be a mental issue.

[@Ladyy..koch0]

“Rammanstien Shepard” “Good boy 3000” “Mr.bite”😂😂😂

[@Bushwhack-lmao_xD]

i mean yea

[@Fat_nuggets19]

Fr😂😂😂

[@mathias5970]

dont translate the name "Mr bite" from french XD

[@haiergalaxyo]

Yeah it's Mr cock

[@TheStyleCopycat]

@@mathias5970I did and I don’t like it

[@Can_Of_Beanz]

"Ah yes, the duality of dog." That was the best line ever-

[@lavenderpotato5734]

I had an all black German Shepard. He was so sweet and he was basically just a big goof. I’ll miss him Edit: Looking through the replies, I hope all our animals get to meet each other and play together in Heaven.

[@selin_theinsann]

I also have a German shepherd! When he was little he was really dark too but as he got older he became a lot more orange and white-ish 😀

[@ONEPRIDELION]

Same here. His name is Thor and he just turned 3. I love him so much he’s my best friend.

[@EXtrmis]

What happened You ate it ?

[@ifwskibiditoilet]

Its not really about u

[@ONEPRIDELION]

@@ifwskibiditoilet no one asked you

[@sixx6vi706]

As someone who has a 5 year old good boy 3000 since he was 6 weeks old. I can confirm that they are look super aggressive but are giant goof balls. I love my best boy and everyone who's ever met him loves him.

[@Lupus_01]

Can confirm the good girl 3000 is equally goofy 😊😆😁

[@OmniMale]

Goofiness confirmed.

[@jordangolden8159]

Mines only two and we got her from a friend when she was a few weeks old.

[@p_campbell]

Goofy is correct, the silliness of them knows no bounds.

[@AidenElliott-z2u]

I used to have a German shepherd he was really smart until he died😢

[@LuciaDorame]

German Shepards are like, the poster child of the perfect dog.

[@TarisSinclair]

In the name of the Ryan, the Reynolds, and the holy Deadpool. Definitely checks out, I pray to them every day as well. Loved it!

[@Mozambu]

Same here bro 😂😂

[@aliciabustos5263]

I do not believe in god or anyone because because i'm and atheist

[@harshitchoudhary6601]

​@@aliciabustos5263 bro, the fu@k is up with yo english?

[@TarisSinclair]

@@aliciabustos5263 I doubt your statement, because an atheist would know what "being an atheist" means. An atheist would know that it doesn't mean "not believing in anyone". An atheist would understand the joke of "God" praying to Ryan Reynolds...

[@RJHiggins-ro2sy]

All followers of the Ryan the Reynolds and the holy Deadpool gather today

[@paulamusik2509]

I'm German and my grand uncle was a police dog trainer. When I grew up he was already retired but he had a giant German shepherd which was just as well trained as a real police dog. He was giant and fluffy and the bestest boy and I loved him a lot. RIP Arko ❤️

[@janpommes3076]

Deutschland 🇩🇪 (sehr coole Story )

[@yoda3point04]

​​@@janpommes3076 I thought cool in German was cool...?

[@mrdylanpickle1866]

Das Sheppard, Das Auto

[@paulamusik2509]

@@yoda3point04 It is but Jan conjugated it. Which is normal to do. German is complicated 😂

[@yoda3point04]

@@paulamusik2509 Duolingo didn't tell me that 😶😂 thanks

[@dragonfly4441]

Angel's Board "Name Ideas: Mr Bite Rammstein Shepherd Good Boy 3000"

[@samanthashrull6603]

You have shaved precious seconds of of my day

[@angelsswatch]

​@@samanthashrull6603 "Shaved" BAHAHAHAHA

[@blacktemplar1139]

​@@angelsswatch What's so funny about shaving?

[@mindblowew6564]

​@@blacktemplar1139 shhhhhh he's 6

[@nonhey3267]

eee

[@angebangevlt1963]

Omg finally I have a German shepherd he is very cute and he just vibing with me

[@MadGBBR]

I use to have a German Shepherd who loved children and was very protective of them. He's gone now, he had to be put down at 15 (or 16, he was a rescue so we never knew his real age but we know it was 15-16 when he went). He would stand by any small child and sit and watch them. He also prevented them from getting close to the water (living on the coast) if they had no one around them. He was very well behaved and just a big scary teddy bear.

[@Varun.Balram]

Aww that's so cute 😭😭😭

[@AlexGenerallySucksAtGames]

I have a German shepherd and she loves people. She would never bite anyone. People are just scared of her because she tries to greet them but she gets a bit over excited and starts barking and jumping around. She is the sweetest dog ever. She's 11or 12 now and is still as active as ever. (The only problem is that she tries to attack small animals i.e birds, ducks, rodents, and iguanas) she also begs for attention by rubbing her wet nose against your arm and whining.

[@ViniFtSS]

I Aldo had a german shepherd, Its one of the most loving dogs in my opinion

[@FootballTime76737]

He lived a good life

[@america8706]

I had a German Shepherd for a couple of years when I was a little tyke that was just the sweetest gentlest thing and very protective of me and my sister. She definitely influenced my choice of dogs at a young age and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@herobrine1obd]

"The Ryan, The Reynolds, and the holy Deadpool" "That checks out"

[@dieunettelsine2373]

As I Christian I am kinda offended

[@herobrine1obd]

@dieunettelsine2373 sucks for you then. This is awesome

[@dieunettelsine2373]

@@herobrine1obd aye bro don't take this serious its just a joke 💀 It's for replies

[@jakebella5683]

@@dieunettelsine2373geeeshhh!! No sense of humor I see oh holy roller.

[@dieunettelsine2373]

@@jakebella5683 oh Lord can t you see im joking

[@jedinxf7]

"and when he's five months old, for precisely one month, he will have one ear stuck straight up and one floppy, but he will still look at you with a serious face like he isn't the silliest boy you've ever seen"

[@arandomchannel2580]

Yesssss✨

[@MikaylaSutton-f2d]

I just got a German Shepherd not to long ago and he is such a lovable baby

[@Alicia-Faye]

"Wait- who are you praying to." GOT ME DYING 😂😂😂

[@2LucasKane3]

@JacksonStainesThomasonKnightSad to see a grown person wasting their time writing these kinds of comments. Buy hey, if you dont have a life, you have a lot of time to waste. 🤦‍♂️

[@Alicia-Faye]

@JacksonStainesThomasonKnight I'm not grown 😂 maybe if I was 21 and in the year 1976 🤦‍♀️

[@victorelazarzakzak]

Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool

[@Low-Tier-Spaghetto]

"In the name of Ryan reynolds and the holy deadpool"😂

[@Low-Tier-Spaghetto]

​@JacksonStainesThomasonKnight they didn't say anything wrong dude

[@ToomerInnit]

"in the name of the ryan, the renolds, and the holy Deadpool" ✨ Beautiful words ✨

[@kai_lordofwolves8358]

Hail the true God

[@mcqueen10.]

​@@kai_lordofwolves8358Hail the true God

[@rebeccawyatt-j2n]

so beautiful

[@user_34351]

-wise man-

[@dark_jpeg4257]

And instead of amen we say ✨ Chimichanga✨

[@caiakolmel8755]

"Mr. Bite" and "Good Boy 3000" are great names of this wonderful breed! 😍🥰🐶💚💚

[@kunal_gaming3732]

What about female dogs

[@caiakolmel8755]

@@kunal_gaming3732 okay, so: "God Boy/Girl 3000" ;) Thank you for your important comment! :)

[@kunal_gaming3732]

@@caiakolmel8755 yeaaa let's goo

[@Theittybittykittycommittee]

Or senõr chompers

[@alvaroherrmo]

You're sleeping on Rammstein Shepherd, best name of the 3

[@dfpbar]

I needed this. Today is the 2nd anniversary of the death of my fur baby Sultan. He was the most loving, funny and handsome German Shepherd. I was feeling sad and just happened to click this. Thank you!!

[@mila2032]

My first dog was a german Shepard, I was 4yo and I still remember how soft he was, how he carried me around on his back and how much I loved him. And how my father gave him away so suddenly. I´ll never forget him....

[@ny_gsdluver6227]

Did we share dads? I have that same exact story! My parents told me they gave our german shepherd dog away a day after my father gave our dog Away!!! Ugh.. so i never got to say goodbye. I was 8 yrs old.. never forgot that!

[@mila2032]

​@@ny_gsdluver6227 Maybe lol. I dont understand the reasoning behind all this, right?. The saddest part is it happened a second time when I was 14.... no comments. My mom forbid him to keep bringing dogs home. And he still did, the third time he tried to do it I told him to stop saying it was my dog, that it was HIS dog. He was maaaaaaad! XDDDD

[@ny_gsdluver6227]

@Mila ugh really? That's awful. Now with my Google name says it all.. now no one ever gives up my German shepherds! I'm faithfully theirs from the beginning to the end! Learned my father had no attachment to animals & me I'm the extreme opposite!

[@radututulea2736]

Atleast your Shepard(s) didn't die a slow and painful death like mine did.

[@ny_gsdluver6227]

@Radu Tutulea oh no! Very sorry to hear that! Although my dad went to visit the dog a month later.. dog saw him from across the street, ran out & was hit by a truck. ;( What happened to your dog ?

[@wolfiespratt4235]

Oh just wait until he sees the puppy version because I swear they look absolutely adorable

[@Kittynap-fan]

YES my grandpa has a female German Shepard and she had puppy's a couple years ago I was about to die of cuteness they would chase us around on our scooters

[@BlueBerryFoxy]

I can only imagine how cute they are

[@partyponyz1239]

​@@Kittynap-fanand trip on their own oversized paws?

[@clarasundqvist6013]

My university included a police academy and some police students were also training police dogs. One of our neighbours had a puppy that was basically all legs and ears and once we spotted them returning home after a walk and the pupper just decided that ”I’m not walking anymore”, which ended with a very disgruntled dog dad having to carry the pupper the rest of the way home 😂

[@nhugh23]

The ears. I love the unable to be controlled straight ears.

[@jsbcody]

During my Air Force K9 training, an old wise trainer said,”German Shepherds aren’t best in any category, but they are second best in every category.”

[@thedarkestowl4224]

Hilariously true!!

[@godlymegatron5698]

Previously on Captain America. My name is Adolf Lee Shwarsnager. *GERMAN!* What is your favorite pet cap? Ah silly Jimbo I love them all. All dogs go to heaven. There's no bad boy. I can't decide. Shows a picture of Rottweilers and sheperds. Aw cute. Upon closer inspection, he sees their history and breed. He starts speaking dog and has panic attacks. Aaggg Gerggg Mahhggg! Order 1954. Brands a m1 grand in front of the young doglings. ORDER 1954!

[@Maki_177]

I lost 6

[@sneha1848]

So who is best 😮

[@jsbcody]

@@sneha1848 Some dog breeds are good in a single category but not so good in others. Only GSDs are second best in every category.

[@chandranathbanerjee3838]

My daddy used to have a German Shepherd he died so he still in that so he’s back to heaven rest in peace

[@brie9960]

“What group of people sound really aggressive but are actually nice?” “Germans?” 😂😂 it’s very true. I dated a guy from Germany in college and he always sounded so aggressive when talking to his parents and then immediately after he hung up, it was back to normal (my normal anyway). He was easily the sweetest man I’ve ever known and still talk to him to this day ❤

[@inarikuu7299]

🤣🤣🤣 Oh Lawd...I live with this dude in college...He had the same story. I'm not German, I'm Cuban

[@bewtnewt]

@@inarikuu7299 who asked

[@Anino_Makata]

Still talk to him... did you two not go on with the relationship?

[@Lynix6325]

​@@bewtnewt who cares😂😂

[@queendread4427]

​@卐 Sangsangaplaz 卍 this is my new response

[@Ahmadpro674]

Honestly this angel deserves a raise or a promotion😂😂

[@thebloodmoongod1375]

Don’t give him ideas

[@tanka2006]

As a German Shepard owner, I am fr happy

[@ЄгорДзюба-я4ш]

same bro, German shepherds are fricking awesome

[@Ghostiefacee]

​@@ЄгорДзюба-я4шfrr I have a German Shepherd she's half Malinois tho they are really strong dogs

[@GMCakaGamerChlos]

Same

[@Buffredplays]

hey did you know you can use 10000 characters in da comments

[@1wolflover675]

Same

[@chuckiemama]

German Shepherds are one of the most beautyfull dogs

[@ShivaniIyer321]

“In the name of the Ryan, the Reynolds, and the holy Deadpool…” 😂😂😂

[@milenabaram3978]

that checks out! hehehe

[@Mirageedits215]

“That checks out”😒

[@zaYne0908]

How?

[@tippywhiskers5878]

I don't know if this is just a Canadian thing, but if it is it's true. At least for me.

[@GuardIAN4546B]

He is gods perfect man

[@llareia]

The "duality of dog" joke is really underrated. 😂

[@Tigerheart01]

I will be calling them "Good Boy 3000" from now on.

[@jorgesoto-ot8np]

Not since ww2 I bet

[@TheOneAndOnlyMonty]

For y’all who don't know, “Das Shepherd” just means “the shepherd”. The in German has multiple words, one is Das.

[@Forest-Lover123]

As a German, I can confirm that we seem a little aggressive but we are actually nice once you get to know us 😂

[@blacsodier5874]

I got attacked by the same German shepherd three times on separate occasions, and I got really sick after he attacked me. Now I’m terrified of that dog

[@Korokgod]

@@blacsodier5874don’t worry I’m going to get a Animatronic to scare it👍

[@JELLYCAT0817]

Except for a certain German.. hallo!

[@windjager2177]

​@@JELLYCAT0817 idk if ur talking about the AUSTRIAN hitler but eh

[@JELLYCAT0817]

@@windjager2177 well he was Austrian but moved to Germany and claimed he was German bc he wanted to go against his father who was pro austrian

[@Saira8]

Mr.Bite, Rammstein Shepherd, and Good boy 3000 had me WHEEZING 😂😂😂

[@traceyrohrich3948]

Monkey du luffy

[@ΚΟΒΙ]

Lol true

[@trax72]

How'd he come up with Rammstein Shepherd if the country wasn't decided yet? 🤔

[@DementiaGamingDementiaGaming]

@@traceyrohrich3948 Monkey you luffy?

[@TransGirly-u2b]

@@trax72Maybe he decided on that first but crossed off the name for a different country?

[@icarusbinns3156]

Said hi to my neighbor’s German Shepard and husky… “Hi guys!” …being tackled by twin fluffy love-logs was the best thing to happen that day

[@earlwyss520]

Their conversation. "Tovarish ve can eat it, nyet?" "Nein, Nein, Nicht Essen! Taste? JA!

[@icarusbinns3156]

@@earlwyss520 the hilarious part is the Shepard was bred in Germany!

[@FabeTune]

😅😊9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999😊😊😊

[@Purple_Lucky]

Paw Patrol

[@TheJimtanker]

The goodest boy of all. RIP Duke.

[@42LakeCityQuietPills]

I just got an 8 week old German shepherd. He’s so clumsy and such a pain, but I love him so much. I know he’s gonna grow up to be the best boy❤

[@kalisto69jade]

Okay, yours is at the 2000.5 , just give him a year and you'll have the Good Boy 5000❤😊 . Give him a good belly rub from some strange woman on YT❤😂😊

[@Blank-ish]

So my German Shepard husky mix is like 4 years old and he still pees on my floor when he gets excited😅

[@anotoky]

That cute

[@lordkrishnastolemyheart5485]

As long as he's in a training program, you'll have a top notch dog. With breeds like these, training isn't an option. Also, do yourself a favor and get all the stuff for pet hair you can while he's young. Or else you'll be drowning in dog hair when he gets bigger.

[@jynx3823]

Mine is 10 months and he got big so fast, he is about 95lbs now. He is the sweetest and still does that clumsy ear puppy head tilt and it melts my heart ❤️

[@clairew10]

As someone who owns a German Shepherd, I can say this is accurate.

[@the_knight5903]

Fr

[@joenoodle6914]

let the german go please, he wants to be with his sheep :(

[@DarkDomain0001]

ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ 🗿🗿

[@anotherrandompersononyoutu2321]

“DAS SHEPHERD.” - god

[@katarinatibai8396]

😂😂😂👍

[@Eimermann4613]

Das scheppert

[@nanana1867]

Its Der Shepherd Not das ore die Shepherd 😂

[@DinFL]

German Shepherds are one of my favorite breeds.

[@moodylittlebitch2024]

Literally one of the sweetest people I ever met was a German substitute teacher. The rest of the kids didn't really share this sentiment, they didn't give him more than 3 minutes with the class before everyone broke out into chaos. I could tell he was expecting a very different dynamic.

[@jokerplaysgames36]

Completely subverted expectations! 69th like

[@maxinevictoriaanneseney1899]

Legit my class everyday

[@nonhey3267]

oof

[@sans8885]

my favorite german people is named Adolf. just joking he is australian

[@NobodyOrdinary]

Every day there’s a new dog created by God and Angel is a Great Day!!

[@vpombovp]

You mean a Great Dane 😂🤣😂🤣 ~sorry ~

[@NobodyOrdinary]

@@vpombovp Great Danes are awesome too! 😆😍

[@vpombovp]

@@NobodyOrdinary you got that right!

[@vpombovp]

@@NobodyOrdinary You’re right! I love all dogs. I’m glad to find another dog lover

[@ourhome505]

Those limpid brown eyes seep into my soul every time. I can confirm that GSDs are everything you and god arranged. One of mine was such a force for good that nearly 30 years after his death (Nov. 20th, 1995) there is still a charity fund in his memory at his vet's office. All dogs are wonderful, but GSDs have a special place in my heart.

[@kool_shampoo463]

"Mr. Bite" "Rammstein Shepard" "Good boy 3000" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 (Edit: I wasn't copying anyone, and sistah I'm famoouse) (Edit 2: TY for 1k likes even though this comment in unfunny)

[@familyfungaming6925]

@zawmyinthtay51uhm This is just a scene from the video there laughing at

[@jhaych01]

@zawmyinthtay51"copied" but its in the video😂

[@unowen7591]

Your edits ruined your comment. God i fking hate those edits. You’re not famous. It’s only 1k likes 🤦‍♂️

[@stickmen2489]

3

[@Arnsteel634]

My church does an exchange with another church in Germany. They are all wonderful and nice. I went on an exchange once and your whole country was nice and wonderful. Our churches have been doing it for over 50 years.

[@Miss.xx.clairee]

I have a German Shepherd myself, her name is Zoey. She's the sweetest and most protective dog on the planet.

[@jansentidmore7614]

Good boy 3000

[@davidscherer281]

I had a German shepherd named Zoey as well, I think we had the same dog. She made it 15 years.

[@lemonator8813]

​@@jansentidmore7614 *Good Girl 3000

[@Miss.xx.clairee]

@@davidscherer281 most likely not, My dog is only 4:)

[@dagneytaggart7707]

The radar ears is so true. My Etta will alert to things I don't hear. If she is at the side fence annoying the neighbor dog, I can call her from inside the closed house and she hears me. The doggie door gets a workout.

[@awetistic5295]

I always get a little emotional behind my cold and grumpy German exterior when someone says something nice about us. Guess I need to cuddle a fluffy Rammstein Shepherd to spread the love.

[@trash-heap3989]

Or two!

[@deepaloha6152]

I had a German Shepherd, and she was simply the love of my life. extremely intelligent, sentimental and loyal, rip my baby ☹️

[@AnsonHokett-b9m]

Dam rip

[@JuniorRamlakan-lc9xk]

womp womp

[@Arcanefoir]

@@JuniorRamlakan-lc9xkyea you’re going to hell

[@Wi_l_a_Wh_g_ist_ne]

Same here, just remember that she'll always be there living on in your heart as long as you cherish those moments you spent together

[@Arcanefoir]

@@JuniorRamlakan-lc9xk never say that again

[@luciemarinov129]

I b love my German Shepherd too, she is brave, intelligent and very loving!❤❤

[@Notyap12]

My friends have a German Shepherd and he is definitely the “just vibe” side. If his ball rolls away from him he just stares at it and pouts until you go get it for him. Fetch gets the “am I a joke to you?” Face. 😂 he’s perfectly fine, young, and healthy, just a lazy baby.

[@unterdessen8822]

He's trying to signal to you that the ball is beneath him. He'd prefer to take a Harvard admission test for fun, thank you veeeeeeeeeeery much 😉

[@karriburkhart4367]

"In the name Ryan, Reynolds and the Holy Deadpool" I love that!! 💞. Too bad Good Boy 3000 wasn't able to get in the mix of names 😔

[@julianmcmillan2867]

Honestly sounds like something Deadpool would name a dog.

[@koppsr]

God's reaction to Das Shepherd was exactly my sister in law's reaction to seeing her late German shepherd, when she was still a puppy. It was love at first sight. My sister in law still tear's up when seeing pictures of her beloved Keera. And honestly so do I ❤️.

[@giannaflores5311]

I love German shepherds are my favorite dog ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@clarewhite3004]

I used to babysit a 3-year-old who had a German Shepherd. Whenever we left the house, that dog would walk so close to the child that they were touching, but never actually bumped into him. He barely twitched an ear when I arrived in the mornings though - I only had to be introduced once. He always looked relaxed, but if the wrong person had ever tried to get near that kid, I'm not sure they would have survived the attempt. He knew who was allowed around his little boy and who wasn't. He was beautifully trained too. Great recall off-lead. A very good boy.

[@Sophie-vw5ol]

My neighbors that were like my family had an old German shepherd dog, he wasn't trained but he was very protective of me. We always walked in front of the pack very proud

[@ranveersingh-wz3ud]

A good good boy

[@alanicupcake6369]

DONT MOCK MY GOD YOUVE BEEN WARNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ItsViolaRose]

My friend had a German Shepherd. It ran screaming down the stairs when she let literally anyone through the door, it was embarrassingly racist, and it humped the legs of random strangers. So, we’re the same 😅

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

So happy you finally got around to the greatest dog on earth

[@California_Spotter]

Yup!

[@Barn_Editzzz]

Frrr

[@zacharyjfarris]

No golden retrievers are the best

[@Barn_Editzzz]

@@zacharyjfarris then you’re basic 👍🏼

[@sana3843]

One of the greatest, he’s not talking about Doberman)

[@Kitkat_KittyCat]

Name ideas: Mr Bite Rammstein Shepherd Good boy 3000 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

Thanks, I didn't get to read them

[@p_campbell]

Rammstein Shepherd..... Very fitting

[@martonczifra5500]

​@@Pravdacz-tp8zu I have an 💡...mb pause the video...?

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

@@martonczifra5500 I didn't get to and because of this comment didn't need to replay the video

[@Yeemeee]

Also another great name is: Za fuhrer favorite pet

[@JuliaWoods-t8j]

Mr.bite,Raimstain shepherd, and good boy 3000 😂😂😂

[@elliex7554]

As a German, I feel flattered

[@Molscheira]

Same!

[@guardianofthehill]

I too will gladly take the compliment of "You sound mean, but you're actually really nice". Still don't think we Germans sound rude though. (Also, who's up for a slight bit of trolling to the unlucky monolingual Americans by only writing in perfectly constructed, grammatically superb English in this comment thread, despite the fact it isn't our native language?)

[@DonnaBarrHerself]

​@@guardianofthehill I have a BA in German, which gives me perfect English.

[@prisle]

​@@DonnaBarrHerself sneaky!

[@shantanuhalder4008]

guten morgen.Please say something aggressively nice.😃

[@RIPShadow-r9q]

In the name of the Ryan the Reynolds and the holy Deadpool got me dying 💀💀💀💀💀

[@LavZy04]

@@louisemoore6210 Ryan Reynolds

[@Magic_irons7]

​@@louisemoore6210 Deadpool and the person that plays him and the owner of mint mobile

[@FireWolf-2009]

Same

[@Unpulsed-7079]

Does that make green lantern satin

[@Gangstafarms]

​@@Unpulsed-7079 yes

[@TheGTandFT]

„Rammstein Shepard“ Thats a good onee

[@OwenSkyHawk]

I used to have a German shepherd named Jake, sadly we had to put him down due to age, but from what I can remember, this is true, we barely even trained him and he was loyal, strong, smart, and affectionate. He would sit in my dad's lap (he was NOT a lap dog), taught himself to turn door knobs, and would stay by me and my sister when we were little. He was the best dog ever, R.I.P. buddy, I miss you.

[@frauleinfrosch2024]

It’s „der Shepard“ ❤ but yes, we sound aggressive, but are actually very nice. It’s simply the sound of our language.

[@dayeeoliver]

To the most people maybe. I love the sound of German 🇩🇪 and I think it's very sweet. Ich spresche ein bisschen Deutsch auch und ich liebe es.

[@Alex-cc8yf]

While we're at it, it's "der Schäferhund"

[@ExZeIion]

Das scheppert als synonym für "ballert"

[@some_lilo]

Nein er sagt das weil es krass ist halt so “das scheppert” wie in “das kracht”

[@some_lilo]

@@dayeeoliver spreche*

[@captain_chocolate]

Not all dogs are good boys, some are good girls. -a very wise man.

[@blaze-9795]

So thats just being s3x1$t

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

I remember a comedy show that had a cop partnered with a German Shepherd police dog and the running joke was that the cop treated the dog EXACTLY like it was a human partner....it would go to get their lunch and the cop would complain that he didn't get mayo on his sandwich to which the dog barked and he said "No I'll watch my cholesterol." The dog brought a puppy to bring your kid to work day and to top things off the dog takes turns driving. It was my favorite part of the show.

[@plzdntjdg8423]

I love my German shepherd she's a sweetheart honestly

[@KelcyMoring]

I love my German shepherd so much to!

[@peachyypaige256]

My first dog was a German shepherd, absolutely hated other dogs, and basically all other animals, but was the most sweetest thing. RIP Samson may you rest well up in doggie heaven.

[@LAR2110]

Mine hates other dogs but loves people and adores little kids

[@BeeWhistler]

Mine, too. We called him Wolf and he was a big softie.

[@guyfam2]

I named a puppy Samson from a litter of German Shepard’s my girl had.

[@C_H_E_E_S_E-]

​@@LAR2110wow mine too, my dog is usually fine with dogs that match his energy.

[@valerieserna4664]

May ur dog rest in peace Fly high Samson 🐾💕💞