Gods among Men | Best of r/HFY | 1922 | Human are Space Orcs | DeathWorlders are OP

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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@silvadelshaladin]

"Let me demonstrate..." words you NEVER want spoken by humans mortal or divine.

[@Snipergoat1]

Sounds very much like "Hold my mead."

[@theblueslimeboi]

@@Snipergoat1 or wiping a cut on their lip and saying, "my turn."

[@KroMagnum4]

Indeed.

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

be neat with a follow up... because while most human mythologies got gods like Tor that fight.... most also have forces or titans that make even ther war gods rampages look like toddler brawls in a sandpit... so while that galatic deity dictatorship might get over ther shook as Tor and set killings.. and gather in numbers to 'intimidate' the humans gods into towing the line as if that alone decides who wins a true war.... that just be the perfect table set up for some of said gods or world ending titans from the humans pantheons... be sort of funy way to end the bullies , even if it is gods by teaching them what real warfare and slaughter is and how much stronger those that are symbiotic are compared to those that are ..parasitic.. as say.. jourmungdir , aphopis, the feathered serpent etc competes between each who can slaughter the most of the gathered divine host ...not even considering them worthy to be taken as a serious threat to anything other then the mortals that in nurturing ther patheon makes them far more healthy divines then ther foes one might suspect.

[@captainlandyacht1328]

"Let me show its features"!

[@Mikakarot23]

The moment Thor called them monsters, I knew they were fucked with a capital F.

[@Chokah]

I figured blood was going to be shed when Set wouldn't stop eyeing the "Darkness"

[@inkdd1463]

They aren’t F-ed with a capital F… they are f-ed with a capital F, U, C, K, E, and D in that order with explanation point at the end!

[@merlinathrawes746]

If you want proof, just ask Surtur.

[@sharonblankcanvas7173]

Thor, Set, and Loki? Those gods were doomed from the start.

[@Jesus_Offical]

A Serpent guard A Horse Guard and a Set Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guards eyes glows the Horse guards glitzens and the set guards nose chipers

[@AlexSDU]

@@Jesus_Offical _*Teal'c laughing monotonously_ Indeed.

[@decimation9780]

You’d think the Xenos gods would be a little more cautious upon realizing just how many different pantheons there are on earth. There is not one singular religion that every single human follows, there are in fact over a dozen, and you’d think they’d do their research and realize how common it is for the gods in those pantheons to kill each other, sometimes just because they were bored! Honestly they deserved what was coming to them, I’m just surprised they didn’t realize that they would never be leaving the Sol system until it was far too late.

[@johncochran8497]

Actually, you'd think that they should study the various religions as well as humanity and fearfully realize that there isn't a single human God that doesn't personify HUMAN personalities and flaws. Or as Robert Heinlein stated: Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. Most Gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. Now, once you have an entity with the power of a God and the manners of a spoiled child, think about the likely results of interacting with same.

[@DisIzDaName]

Dang, I was hoping they'd cover the battle. Odin kills a ton of them then almost gets killed, but is saved by Fenrir growling "Not today. Not yet." That kind of thing.

[@Inufan2005]

"That's my meal, you can't have it!" *Goes on a bloody murder spree that delays Ragnarok for another few Eons*

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

aye... being more civilized as a statement opens up so many potential cool positive interactions between various war/battle or protection mythologies gods and ....the miss treated Titans of various world ending , god ending or just 'world aspect' nature.. now i want a follow up where jourgmundir and apophis competes who can devour the most out of a counter attacking host of alien gods... that of course come charging as a UN-orginased mob rather then any actual tactical threat to the gods of gaia's children ...with fenrir there to just turn wich ever 'big guy' the alien gods brings up into a pile of 'etheral gore' for him to feast on and feed to his children hehehe ..at least aslong said gods keeps the mortals that nurishes them safe from any 'cheating' divine powers if one where to guess how the 'logic' works of this story besides wouldet take much for the alien gods to start lose 'juice' quickly and become much weaker if say the humans not just demonstrated they could win the fleet battles but also... that gods that where equals/symbiotic not despots where far stronger then the oppressive ones tormenting them

[@TheLastGarou]

To say nothing, of course, about the fact that the invaders' leader is "The Sun That Burns" and Fenrir is destined to "devour the sun." I don't recall the prophecy ever specifying it would be *our* sun. 😎

[@eternalfox1714]

@@TheLastGarou that makes a lot of sense

[@brianmeadows1137]

Nicely done, linking that. Could be a great story base of Human Gods, etc, going on a little kill spree ,just like old times@@TheLastGarou

[@thenecessaryevil2634]

Nice to see Set getting some love for his role as 'Slayer of Monsters, Foe of Apep'

[@eliandervalderen5849]

I love how both Pantheon's were essentially there to betray each other from the beginning. Of course Thor would use the Hammer as a gift the gift that keeps on giving one Crush skull after another.

[@willgallatin2802]

Loki was meant to be here. Yea, he's around here someplace. Maybe in the comms suite?

[@ihtfp01]

"How does it work?" I thought you might never ask... allow me to show you it's features!

[@CowCommando]

Yes, that's perfect.

[@CodexisInkwind]

I think my absolute favorite thing is when Loki gets involved in representing humans in the space age

[@zacharyhawley1693]

Set and Thor? Those Xeno god tyrants are so screwed. While Loki is off being Loki. Poor Xeno's haven't realized they're already in the opening shots of a divine conflict. The first moves made but I have to concede the brilliance of making the monster asking you to kill it.

[@cgi2002]

Gets even more interesting when you realise that of all the human gods, only 3 went to deal with this occurance and none of them are even particularly aggressive or dangerous gods. Gods like Aries, Anubis and Satan were kept in reserve, likely seeing this whole affair as beneath them.

[@stevedixon921]

There is another HFY story where the gods of the universe each created their own races (to worship them), but the humans created THEIR OWN gods. A xeno race was using the incarnations of each races own gods to defeat them (being defeated by your own gods would be demoralizing). It...did not go well for the xenos. [story title/author unknown, sorry]

[@zacharyhawley1693]

@@cgi2002 Set is plenty dangerous but what's fascinating was this wasn't a negotiation. You don't send monster slayers and confirmed god killers to negotiate. You send them to exterminate.

[@alfreddelcrow9941]

Yap! Thor telling them that he kills gods for a living and Set being one of the gods you don't want to be on his 💩 list should have been a warning to begin with 😆

[@cgi2002]

@@zacharyhawley1693 true but even then they are the "monster slayer" gods that tend towards defending humanity, not the outright aggressive gods, and not even the biggest "god slayer" gods, those would be the Greek pantheon, with the Titan killers (and the titans were the real god slayers, they litterally ate other gods constantly). This negotiation was more an "we can stop you, heres how, we beat your initial forces with just 3 of us, there are thousands of us, and some are far more dangerous than us 3".

[@daniel_f4050]

Man do I hope there is more of this. It could really be fun to see the “Gods” of humans mess with the aliens heads. Ooof. 😄

[@armycowboy4313]

Damn Loki doing his bit to help screw the enemy up just to give his brother Thor time to beat the other god to death before the invasion of earth. Nice 👌

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo "As a mortal entertainer once put it," said Thor, "Stop! Hammer time!"

[@beingsneaky]

Ah we know where loki is eh.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Yup, he just delivered the secret orders and commands

[@wrathshorts2894]

Being Loki.

[@rosebloodwater13]

Ah I see the Xenos choose the "Get Wrecked" route.

[@wrathshorts2894]

New gods show up. Loki: Fresh meat.

[@NghiaLe-so1kr]

Yeah this is pretty much exactly how i imagine the children of Gaia to behave in the space age. Human collective affected the images of the divine after all.

[@doctorbright1065]

Both Thor AND Set identified them as mortal enemies, 343 help them.

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

Now THAT was a brilliant take on a divine conflict.

[@beingsneaky]

The xeno gods seems to be of singular power attribute but most earth gods have many powers and attributes. HEY and what if Odin?? He is after all more powerful then thor but then again he has wisdom, so sending thor set and loki we probably part of the plan.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

I would expect Odin is back home directing the action, and adjusting the plan as needed.

[@imjang2430]

Well you wouldn't expect leaders at the front now, would you?

[@kokofan50]

Loki is only Thor's brother in Marvel comics/movies.

[@jedi-rl1hq]

remember gods but reflections of our beliefs in them most modern belief of thor is that he and loki are brothers. as such they are altered to be brothers.

[@TechxGuyxJames]

I thought in Norse mythology Loki was Thor's half brother from Odin shacking up with a female giant or something like that. The Marvel movies have Loki as being entirely unrelated to Thor and adopted into Odin's family partially as a political hostage.

[@jedi-rl1hq]

@@TechxGuyxJames nope loki in actual myth is Odin's blood brother

[@TechxGuyxJames]

@@jedi-rl1hq Huh. I coulda sworn I read it somewhere, but some googling shows that nope I was wrong and nothing points in that direction. Guess I misremembered or mixed up some other myths or something. Memory is a strange thing.

[@kokofan50]

@@TechxGuyxJames he’s servant in Norse mythology. Marvel did it right that he’s related to the giants, but he isn’t raised as Odin’s son.

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Any shape shifting trickster god would do the job nicely Loki, Hermes, Coyote...

[@beingsneaky]

Rabbit don't forget rabbit.

[@beingsneaky]

Or Raven.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

[@GenStallion]

Someone is about to have a bad day.

[@mattparker1078]

Aliens godd were playing checkers . Ours were just playing along till time to party 😂😂

[@michellej7831]

The great attune, reference to Tony Pratchett .🎉

[@driverr988]

2 monster slaying gods and a trickster god. We didn't even send a single war god. Those opposing pantheons are in for a rough time.🤣🤣

[@yomogami4561]

oh loved this story they never knew what hit them, so to speak thanks for the narration

[@dandrewtsinnijinnie4504]

I pity the xenos with only a few Gods. For even if a few of ours fall they will be martyred and raised again by sheer faith.

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

do love stories of old multi god mythologies in this theme... its so deliciously ..organic... and also...hehehe , human gods not terrifying ? mm.... well good choise to leet set partner Tor there ,more 'defenders' then war gods or incarnations of destruction... but both can after all call on world ending or... god eating.... titan children of either ther best buddies ehh ..etheral blood lines.. i guess is the apt way to put it XD ...dont ask how Loki sired the world enveloping serpent or godslayer leets just say like many old gods some of them hade extensive 'appetites' of activities for various reasons :) or like in sets case incarnations of destruction or chaos itself woven from the same essence as they are according to humans.. be neat with a side story of say jourgmundir and aphopis coming to teach these alien gods that well.... bullying the weak and small is cute ,how about trying for a REAL fight... and ,that while you can extort them ...both yourself and the mortals can grow far stronger together sharing then fighting each other for dominance

[@brianmeadows1137]

Could be a great story base of Human Gods and their creations, (inspired by humanity going to space and meeting other races with strange gods) going on a little kill spree, just like old times.Just because they 'Got our back'.

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@merlinathrawes746]

And you thought humans were bad. Wait until you meet our gods!

[@kerwinbrown4180]

Now it is beware of humanity bearing gifts.

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@Mr_Jester980]

Earth to the xeno gods is how Ohio is to us.

[@luna_rich3980]

Ah the norse

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@mackenziedrake]

Yeah, you need to know who you're talking to.

[@merlinwizard1000]

76th, 15 March 2023

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

Xeno god you both look human and gods are normally formed of what humans fear the most REALITY:- Hello am I a joke to you

[@alfreddelcrow9941]

yap! They dead 😆

[@poesero]

Hi dude i know this is weird but Argentina is champion of the world and Messi finally has his world cup, can you read "Messi el hombe perro" pls????

[@Mortarion13thSun]

the new world beat the old as it should always be

[@Astavyastataa]

The idea that gods are born from people and “represent” things is absolutely disgusting blasphemy.

[@izaakswartz5233]

And you are someone who I hope I have the grand pleasure of never meeting in this lifetime.🎉🎉🎉 congrats on being a skid mark of a person

[@Astavyastataa]

@@izaakswartz5233 okay and?

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

It's far more blasphemous to forget the inherent divinity with humanity. Literally. We are pieces of the divine whole, created by the Godhead out of Himself to act in His image and use our gift of free will to shape the world and become something far more interesting than perfect.

[@Astavyastataa]

@@SpitfiretheCat16 gods still aren’t born from people and I’m not sure how you think saying that in any way implies a denial of the inherent divinity of all life, much less that of men.