Good luck with this one🙃

Sources for Clips used:
How to Survive YT - “How to Survive a Chimpanzee Attack”
• How to Survive a Chimp...
Chris Eckstrom: “Chimps on the Edge - Unusual behaviour at Waterhole in Senegal”
• "Chimps on the Edge" ...
🎵Music:
• Damned
Damned (Black Ops zombies theme) - Brian Tuey
Inspired by @mndiaye_97
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[@MattypStories]

Sources for Clips used: How to Survive YT - “How to Survive a Chimpanzee Attack” m.youtube.com/watch?v=KVbi48N... Chris Eckstrom: “Chimps on the Edge - Unusual behaviour at Waterhole in Senegal” kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKS7gmxnaLKCe7s 🎵Music: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gninaGymhr5koas Damned (Black Ops zombies theme) - Brian Tuey Inspired by @mndiaye_97 For copyright issues please email me directly: [[e-mail]]

[@frankhansman2111]

Chimps only share 99% of their DNA woth us if you remove 25% of our DNA and 18% of their DNA. Technically were only 56% like chimps. Dig a little deeper the truth will shock you.

[@B0bby_V]

how are they gonna avoid me attacking them?

[@NavyVEt1995]

They are actually only 1.25-1.50 times stronger for body weights and they are usually 120 pounds meaning strength of 150-180 pound man

[@godbyone]

Not 2 to 4 times stronger 6 times plus they can rip you’re arm off you’re body

[@godbyone]

@@NavyVEt1995 They are 6 times. Not. 1.25

[@SomeGuyWhoLikesNuggets]

Best option. Step 1: Have a Adult Silver Back Gorilla as your bodyguard

[@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE]

The chimps was in control in planet of the apes. Not the gorillas. There was a reason for that. 😂

[@SomeGuyWhoLikesNuggets]

@@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE thats besides my point im just saying that my comment is a good idea i never said how their the leader of the apes

[@makukachawngthu6500]

​@@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE 😂yes, maybe a chimp is the leader of the apes in a movie...but silverback gorilla will wipe the floor with that chimp's ass in real life. Unless ofcourse 3/4 chimps are all up against one siverback....now, that would be a scene.

[@bgill6623]

You're less likely to get killed by a Silverback than a chimp

[@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE]

@@makukachawngthu6500 why would 3 quarters of a chimp go up against a silver back???

[@charlesdimaapas8688]

Rule 1: Go to a nearby river so the alligators can protect you

[@Dean.25.02]

Fr

[@YourOldFriend_.]

And get attacked by those instead 💀

[@Best_Fighter]

I Was thinking the same😂

[@Nobody-fz2tz]

​@@YourOldFriend_. its cooler to say i died by an alligator than i died by a chimpanzee

[@Ddrizzle811]

@@Nobody-fz2tztrue

[@fredpendergrass6960]

If I'm ever attacked by a chimp, I'm living in the wrong neighborhood.

[@HelloThere.....]

Chicago

[@mantiskingdom8171]

You would be living in heaven.

[@andrewjones4774]

Memphis

[@fredpendergrass6960]

@@andrewjones4774 hahahaha

[@ChileTheornr]

People from the hood get attacked by chimps on the daily

[@GlitchTheDeer]

The glock 19 in my pocket: Nah i think i have less empathy

[@user-eo3yp6vn9r]

The chimpanzee will disarm you and use his 2nd amendment rights.

[@felixg.6493]

Real life chimpanzees are not single, unmoving, targets at a shooting range

[@airplanedude3103]

​@@felixg.6493 If I am dying, I am sure as hell taking that endangered and protected by law species with me.

[@JoshuaToweh]

@@felixg.6493 Did you just try to imply a man with a gun would lose to a chimp cause they can move? Lol

[@Yesthemanwithagunwouldlosetoac]

Yes a man with a glock 19 would most likeley lose. Chimpanzees are known to eat monkeys and they are fast as fuck also they travel in groups UP TO 20 CHIMPS and you have to reload​@@JoshuaToweh

[@vivianacarrasco9902]

Rule number 1: Never be in be in a situation where you would have to theoretically survive a chimpanzee attack

[@dsavcxz]

exactly 😂

[@jorgesoto-ot8np]

What if one escapes the zoo while your chaperoning you child on their school field trip and you get attacked

[@SlimyReiko]

​@@jorgesoto-ot8np a sacrifice will have to be made

[@-Ryan_Gasoline-]

​@@SlimyReiko 💀

[@vivianacarrasco9902]

@@jorgesoto-ot8np why do you think zoo bathroom doors have locks on them

[@user-to8ki3dv6x]

Rule #1 Don't be around chimpanzees

[@andyparky2716]

😂 seconded no fucking chimp or sharks ever getting me

[@isaacsanchez9404]

On bd ima shoot lil ah niggas

[@ashfire4378]

🎉 👏❤

[@stevendion1223]

For real. I won't even go to the zoo or Florida bro.

[@Kinggg641]

@@stevendion1223 I felt that lol🥲💀

[@Prod.Springtrap]

As a Floridian I can confirm the alligators will protect me

[@MattypStories]

Imagine if the alligators and chimps teamed up 🙃

[@KaedMacaroni]

​@@MattypStories Hey Sup Can I Get a Notice 😅

[@BronyLord-wo1ym]

Mike Tyson did wanted to fight a Silverback Gorilla.

[@ricardomilos3872]

I think that was back in the day cuz he asked if he could beat a chimp in a fight and he was like "Nah, I'd lose"

[@Hallelluya]

Step 1 : Just don't go see a chimpanzee.

[@edwarderlylasyo521]

Genius

[@sushantkashyap6000]

AR-15 is all i got to say.

[@brosoul9323]

​@@sushantkashyap6000 "just shoot it" fucking Americans and their savagery

[@SouLbigdaddy]

​@@sushantkashyap6000 what would you do if the chimp already knows how to use it.. and uses bruce lee moves to steal it away from you?

[@albertg3523]

​@@sushantkashyap6000yep

[@Mario_Rios_Finance]

rule 3. After you go in the water, address the crocodile in it

[@Nick-kk9ei]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheMegAxolatl4836]

Underrated comment

[@SheruMuko]

I am the crocodile

[@Strikerkong]

King k rool doing a kill steal from Diddy Kong.

[@skywalkeranakin9187]

Then hippo will enter the chat 🗿

[@Jetboy1235]

The crocodiles are getting that 5 star meal lol

[@Seag34]

"Tell iron man i said hi" I burst out laughing 😂😂

[@roxy9379]

"Don't punch them" Mike Tyson: You don't know me son!

[@ShipperEdits]

Ik it’s a joke but 1 on 1 a chimp would murder Mike Tyson and to the the people that are gonna say it’s a joke chil I know I’m just saying

[@laaanieboy5381]

😂😂😂😂

[@bringbackstpatties2967]

Honestly they'd probably kill him in like 2 mins these guys strong as hell

[@roxy9379]

@@bringbackstpatties2967 You don't know him son!

[@notevenalex]

​@@foreverblackout9751he didn't tho tf?

[@debamchakraborty1143]

How to survive chimp attack Step one: You don't

[@Nah_uh7]

Ong

[@rjspeedy87]

Step two die

[@philipwalton4877]

This comment is woefully under liked

[@Skibididop629ieoe]

​@@rjspeedy87 step three they don't aim to kill you they want to make you suffer

[@EnderBoy07]

Guy with ak47 😑🗿

[@ihorteslyuk1282]

Shorts: How to survive chimpanze attack First thing: You probably gonna die Me: lol

[@carlospaolomacamus6463]

"i cant swim" 💀

[@myjourneytotruth]

Neither can I, even if I did, I would be too frozen on the spot that trying to find a puddle to swim in at the zoo would be an impossible task. I said zoo because that's the only place I would be able to see them as a poor, introvert city dweller who can't swim and is afraid of anything and everything which has life, some humans are included in this precise list 😂

[@adimisadimis8621]

🐊😢

[@SlimNotSoShady]

Rule number 1: Reach into ur pocket and pull out the glock There’s a reason why humans are at the top

[@flolfiest]

Always carry the blicky just in case

[@hovdebjo]

That aint enough

[@SigketeMediaRoblox]

​@@hovdebjowhy is a metal projectile travelling past the sound barrier not enough?

[@blizzard1198]

​@@SigketeMediaRoblox you have to make the shot count. Once police were called after a chimp ripped it's owners face or something and they shot it five time in the chest and stomach area and it was still alive for 30-50 minutes.

[@blizzard1198]

Make each shot or At least have seven or more bullets and go crazy.

[@PershingDriver]

Rule number one. You never need a gun until you needed one badly.

[@chorizo6062]

Could you have worded that any worse?

[@ZBREAD.]

0 iq

[@hovdebjo]

4 gunshot wounds, a blunt metal object to the cranium, and a butcher knife. An enraged chimp would still live long enough to kill you even if all of that happened to it

[@Cipkanikolaj]

​@@chorizo6062 what's wrong with the wording?

[@chrome1018]

A gun to shoot yourself lmao

[@Not_black_imposter]

Chimps when I grab it’s leg mid jump and starts flailing it around:

[@AurelienBoulaud]

chimps: *rips you apart like its fucking nothing*

[@Not_black_imposter]

@@AurelienBoulaud I am a human I am the superior creature we are the top of the food chain for a reason I ain’t losing to a monkey

[@Racstacko]

My toxic trait is thinking I could square up with a chimp

[@rinx426]

Step 1: have 20 Shaolin Kung Fu monks as bodyguards

[@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame]

​@@Handler22134a Cant spell Wu Tang Clan without W 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯

[@blackmamba___]

Rule #1: Use the 1% advantage.

[@xendroz.]

​@@Handler22134a wushang clan >>>>>>>>>>>

[@bloodysunday3192]

​@@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame U Tang Clan

[@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame]

@@bloodysunday3192 September 4th 2391 2:46 am

[@Ali-se3gb]

Rule No. 1: always have a firearm and a sharp melee weapon for emergencies.

[@ThatNerdGuy]

Trust me a sharp melee weapon aint enough

[@c-joestar4067]

@@ThatNerdGuy a sharp melee weapon will definitely help if you are fast enough but considering most people here are fat and out of shape, your best bet would be to unload the whole magazine into the chimpanzees, double tap

[@HeyYouFromThatGame]

Flamethrower? German WW1 gas?

[@craftinggamer9538]

​@Cesarios it is, their skin isn't invulnerable, and they are pretty smart if they get cut badly once it's probably enough to make them back off

[@login0947]

i don’t think that is good idea bc of this kzbin.infojybmZTUPta0?feature=share😬 and if you need anything I’m gona be in by bed trying to forgot this short and not have trauma😅

[@isaacmonke]

Btw they r only 1.5 times stronger not 3-5 its a common misconception but the outcome it the same

[@krishnajam]

The canine adds to the 1.5.

[@AurelienBoulaud]

they are 3-5x but pound for pound (since they are lighter), it would be 1.5x since they are 60 kg and avg human is 70-90kg

[@JaydaSweets-wv4gn]

Options 3. Be an illegal gun concealer

[@melissamoore5996]

How to survive a chimp attack: Rule 1: stay away from them.

[@ayham_z3tr]

​@Floron are you a martial artist?

[@JakeSmith-em5sh]

​@Floron 8.5/10. Obviously convinced the other guy. 😂 Well done.

[@FlameSlayer1901]

​@Floron also remember to run in a zig-zag pattern

[@boilingpot3285]

@@floron7777all fun and games until you miss a kick and then it grabs on you and you’re dead

[@sandormark1881]

@@FlameSlayer1901t only works against animals that have 4 legs

[@RandomGuy-mt1cz]

Rule number 1: Always have a bear on a leash for defense

[@search9747]

Joe Rogan entered the chat

[@RussianBear42069]

@@search9747 JOE ROGAN? WE LOVE JOE ROGAN! DID SOMEONE SAY JOE ROGAN?

[@RussianBear42069]

Or be a bear like me 🗿

[@abhimanyusood884]

Russian sported

[@RandomGuy-mt1cz]

@@abhimanyusood884 Ofcourse

[@AveryLovesGlitchcore]

I like how there's literally only one to survive while every other rule is just staring how screwed you are

[@paulsalinas5051]

Bro literally said "How to survive a chimp attack..... you'll just die. "

[@8amo915]

Step 1: swim away to survive a chimpanzee attack. Step 2: You are dead because of the big ass alligator who was waiting for a quick snack.

[@BatuhanDere]

Co-op trolling

[@baloch5496]

If not an alligator a hippo maybe

[@BatuhanDere]

@@baloch5496 hippo would have ate the monkeys already

[@narayasuiryoku1397]

Trust me, you'd rather die by an alligator.

[@mydude8731]

*croc since alligators don't live in africa

[@Doggo_is_sus]

Me with my pet 400 ft monke :- You dare oppose me mortals.

[@JustSomeRandomMelonPgBuilder]

KING KON-

[@Paleowgh]

Damn bro you got King Kong on lock?

[@samarthmarwah2860]

Bro Godzilla's coming

[@johnny_hammer]

Guy in video: "dont punch the chimp you gotta swim away" Me: "So anyway, i started blastin"

[@josiahray2307]

“Remember that you’re probably gonna die.” Well, at least he’s honest.

[@mtman2]

Right cause he's a girlyman likely wears a grandma bun...lol

[@test_account939]

apparently our muscles are weaker mainly because our brains hold us back because if we were at full power our tendons might rip in half and damage other parts of the body

[@terran236]

​​@@mtman2 I don't care how tough you are a chimp is always going to win. Whether you have a man bun or not.

[@mtman2]

@@terran236 News flash Skippy; chimps make up a large part of camp meat in the African jungle operations and they're smart enuff to make themselves scarce or get eaten = along with gorillas that are tablefare...lol

[@ailenrod.r2957]

@@mtman2ow is he a girlyman 😂 you go fight a chimpanzee and lets see how u come out 😂😂😂

[@TempeRTroll]

Moral of the story: Just don’t exist, it’s too dangerous.

[@Yildirim.Bayezid]

Ants be like :

[@nomoneycarguy5398]

Life is hard that’s all be careful and don’t be stupid. You will be alright.

[@TempeRTroll]

@@nomoneycarguy5398 Sometimes i think about the animals that live easy lives, like some fish. But Humans have a blessing and a curse, the blessing is that we are the top of the food chain and the most advanced species to ever live. And the curse is that we have to battle Mother Nature to survive, not just animals, Nature. Natural disasters, elements and ourselves specifically. Humans are the best kind of worst thing and it’s kinda funny but at the same time pretty serious.

[@skoryuroborus9677]

Thanks for the advice. I'm gonna go to Unborn now.

[@RandomGuy2754]

@@TempeRTroll And TAXES. Lots of TAXES

[@SandiShila]

Rule 1 : beg Caesar for mercy and help

[@Not.Creative]

As Casual Geographic once said: chainsaws with thumbs.

[@beepbopboop7674]

If you get attacked by a Monkey: Step 1: Return to Monke. Step 2: Your ancestors will give you strength. Step 3: You get to meet your ancestors.

[@VarnoSlimm]

Step 4: He will be with me meeting our ancestors.

[@harshnarayn]

@@VarnoSlimm Step 5 : It will be the beginning of a beautiful friendship

[@superiormike1813]

💀💀💀💀😭😭😭

[@VarnoSlimm]

@@harshnarayn Shared trauma 🤣

[@yoboilakshayy]

@@harshnarayn Step 6: Start dating him

[@keizercas6051]

Nah man, I’m not gonna get killed by a creature that can’t play angry birds, I’m simply not dying

[@boonamai8926]

Step 1: Be strapped

[@Liber-teaDrinker]

“humans with less empathy” Ah yes, twitter users.

[@cyantortoise955]

Chimps are stronger lmao

[@dreadedluv9257]

dam sounds like the republican party

[@8h7nn6tttytgvvg4]

but chimps are stronger and smarter

[@XstaticGamer1347]

​@@dreadedluv9257 imagine being called a democrat that's like the worse thing to be called

[@daviddoyonjr5774]

​@@dreadedluv9257 proves that you're a ❄️

[@dogerunner2171]

Instructions unclear. I’m now the king of the jungle

[@joellopez499]

Instructions unclear.. I’m now inside the chimp 👀🥵

[@HardcoreGoose]

​@@joellopez499w h a t

[@merlijnbrand5818]

😂😂

[@JojoMillion]

​@@joellopez499bro uhh no uhhh what no please stop

[@joellopez499]

@@JojoMillion how bout leave me alone before I enter you

[@glorifiedperson9665]

Once you successfully swim away from the chimp, you will now have to address the alligators in the water

[@TSMtumlum]

Me living in florida: aw shit now I gotta worry about these alligators 💀

[@-pamba717-8]

Step number one: don’t go to forests or jungles that have chimpanzees or any type of angry gorilla

[@lumen3dits]

you’re the same type of guy to tell a homeless man to buy a home

[@dylansmall1651]

@@lumen3dits Not even comparable to that statement

[@-pamba717-8]

@@lumen3dits Firstly I’m not a guy secondly that has nothing to do with what I’m saying and thirdly I wouldn’t tell a homeless person the buy a house

[@Greninjahunter2788]

​​@@-pamba717-8 its a metaphor-

[@shadowanimsamv7371]

​​@@-pamba717-8f your not a guy then can you explain how your friends call out to you and your friends with the phrase "Hey guys!" ... Edit: its literally a metaphor plus how would you know someones gender in social media apps like yt..

[@itsyaboy9363]

Step 1: Blam em' with a shotgun.

[@annajordan5326]

I would do that.

[@itsyaboy9363]

@@desperateneedofscotch better call saul

[@LLAWLIETkiracatcher]

​@@desperateneedofscotch better call Saul

[@michaelhenar]

Instructions unclear: after hitting them with a shotgun they are now aiming it at me.

[@zionwashington5637]

shoot..that might work

[@goose99989]

I didnt know chimpanzee was so aggressive

[@Pyrotf2_a]

Even swimming may not save your ass, but he did say your *best* bet and best is a relative term.

[@grilledcheesinator55]

Rule 1: gun

[@HarryHeath-pb6rv]

Hi

[@trizzedy9999]

@@HarryHeath-pb6rvnpc

[@DJsDomain_]

🤣🤣🤣 exactly

[@joshuavlogs8449]

Travis the chimp survived 4 gunshots by a handgun, your gun ain’t gonna do shit

[@SunVfxx]

Even then they prob wont immediately stop lmao

[@GHBJvic]

Step 1: have an unhealthy ego that make you believe you can still beat the chimps Step 2: scream I just got that dog in me, as your about to punch the first chimp coming towards you Step 3: if your not him, your dead.

[@coreyware4261]

Can’t wait to try this!

[@mathewvanostin7118]

Actualy you could knock out a chimpanzee with a punch or at least make it scared But your first punches better be very powerfull and well landed. Cause you probably will have time to only throw 3 fast powerfull punches. Before you lose a nose or something

[@trendyy._.6365]

​@@coreyware4261Me too !!!😁😁

[@somerandomboi8239]

​@@mathewvanostin7118 Bruh there are even humans that are incredibly resistant to both body and head punches Wtf is u talkin' about?

[@mathewvanostin7118]

@@somerandomboi8239 ehh the day you gojja be in street fight you gonna be very suprise Punches if powerfull and well landed can knock you up or hurt a lot. Cause the power energy realease by the hips chest arm movement is too much for the brain/face to handle. Cause those muscles are able to produce very high power energy When you see people throwing punches and their opponent is okay it mean they dont have power in their punch

[@simpleecasual7138]

Basically don't return to Monke Return to Fishy

[@OO-ww2vx]

Chimpanzees are what humans would be like if we listened to every intrusive thought we had

[@_.Lument._]

Step 1: Have a .500 magnum in your back pocket.

[@FCGoalNoobed]

What if I don’t have that with me💀

[@Argasyah]

Why would i need 500 magnum ice cream

[@trollmanman5576]

​@@ArgasyahJust give ice cream to chimp and he will become friend

[@antiquefuturistic]

Wait until the Chimp snatched it off 💀

[@showingYOUtheworld9148]

​@@FCGoalNoobedThen let me introduce you to my very best friend: El Chete by Tops Knives ! The monkey BBQ is on me 😉👍

[@oliverfichtner8750]

Rule 1: Go into water Rule 2: Pray that there is No crocodile

[@sup12340]

Fax

[@maxalaintwo3578]

Out of the frying pan and into the fire

[@project77977]

💀

[@ZombieQueen819]

This is nothing but the truth Chimpanzees are very aggressive, and a lot of times they don’t even need a reason to attack anyone 😮😮

[@CharlieLovesAveri]

I feel like I could win a 1v1 against a grown chimp

[@arminf9804]

How to survive a chimpanzee attack Step 1: Make sure your gun is loaded. Step 2: Make sure your aim is good. Step 3: Realize you died somewhere around step 1.

[@avthecool129]

😂

[@levicarpenter5509]

And now the apes have a gun and research have shown that they can learn how to shoot it

[@FnafFrosty_games]

Step 1. Equip the handbook for the recently deceased

[@XxThePhantomFreezexX]

@@FnafFrosty_games but it reads like stereo instructions 💀⚰️

[@Harithirsyad-sq7hq]

So bad!!!!!!!! I hate your questions!!!!

[@fransthefox9682]

Recent study shows that chimps are only about 1.5 to 2 times stronger than the average man. But they have more fast twitch muscles.

[@daniels0376]

And carivore teeth

[@battles555]

1.35 to 1.5 times stronger than someone of relative body mass on a pound for pound basis actually

[@michaelbailey5736]

And 4 inch canines

[@zenoohshit5498]

@bill joseph Speak for yourself, i and many others here go to the gym daily

[@tabatzanabtheivth6557]

​@@zenoohshit5498 Then you arent the Average

[@musaanimator4388]

Chimpanzes: dangerous 0:03: saturday to sunday dough

[@SHOCKYVRONTOP]

Bro roasted us 3 times😭😭😭😭

[@Jacob6ixx]

Step 1: be Chuck Norris

[@shriharihudli8596]

That wouldn’t save you.

[@zyzzsdisciple4956]

@@shriharihudli8596 maybe if one knows how to utilize any weapon that can get the job done. Just gotta watch for those little shits jumping around since being small gives them more agility and nimbleness.

[@alfonsocorvino-gq8dp]

@@shriharihudli8596 clearly a joke

[@kenjkbs]

Chimps would rip him apart

[@roronoalaw7772]

Imagine making Chuck Norris jokes in 2023

[@michaelb2547]

Step 1: always have hollow points in your gun.

[@poorwhitepeoplearefailures2396]

Realistically you’d have to have it on you ready. They’re fast af

[@nicholasmarshall8430]

Tell that to Tony Soprano

[@joebrown260]

Rule #1 keep your gun with you at all times!

[@rbmedia8798]

You’re not gonna run into a wild chimpanzee in America bud.

[@CAS89]

​@@rbmedia8798 you would be shocked how many people in the US have exotic animals.

[@manowa3395]

​@@rbmedia8798 You can still carry guns in other countries... lmao

[@jab367]

@@rbmedia8798 You’re are allow to use gun in many other countries bud.

[@6Fame]

​@rbmedia, we actually do have wild chimps someplaces in the USA. Do some researching you'll be amazed.

[@Mr.Mehe1234]

“Swims into nearby river” *crocodile* Chimp: 💀

[@cattoilet---]

Actual best option Step 1: FUCKING RUN BRUH YOU AINT GONNA WIN

[@combatgaming3266]

Here's the best option: don't put yourself in that situation

[@aarthigovender4641]

agreed

[@antillity]

agreed

[@Spazmatasm]

Nevermind run for your life

[@jafetpc9738]

j

[@Ayden340]

Bro just roasted us all in the most calm face ever

[@blackfrieza9056]

It just the trend

[@FUCKYOUTUBE100]

@@blackfrieza9056what? Are you a bot? Not everything is a trend that’s for npcs like you. Not capable of original thought just copy & paste thinking!

[@blackfrieza9056]

​@@FUCKKZbin100😅 your are what writing is already present doesn't meant it is copy paste in fact I am using this statement first time in youtube.hope you understands

[@Emerald-12]

Matty;If you don’t have any water nearby you die. Me: oh, why did you do this to me?!?!?!

[@Neon_nerd-852]

Here’s how to survive a chimp don’t ever anger a chimp

[@supersmiley5587]

Moral of the story, always have an abrahams tank in your pocket

[@Rizzyboi]

“We’re the same. Don’t hurt me brotha”-🧔🏿‍♂️

[@NoRockinMansLand]

Based, strong African vs virgin europa

[@iforget6940]

Lol

[@thechosenone3625]

Nigga 😂😂😂😂

[@KaiRilDOES201]

That’s actually Very racist dude

[@Rizzyboi]

@@KaiRilDOES201 it’s ok. I’m black

[@pamelacharchalac4191]

How to be a chimps friend 1. Give them a hug done

[@leonardozavalacamargo]

“They look like you if you stuck to your new year resolution” That got me💀

[@caseygunter6813]

It's so true too... literally ripped af. Brain says "inferior ape Chimp" body says "inferior ape Sapien"

[@georgesmith6809]

I don’t no about looking like me ! May be a crippled, hunched over old man with muscles !

[@daquanmcdonald7104]

I know that ish was true tho lol

[@thewizardsofthezoo5376]

@@georgesmith6809 Yeah one that can jump from tree to tree all day, when most humans cannot do 3 pull ups to save their own life? Even Anatoly would back down.

[@agentxsmithx826]

“We barely have any to begin with” 💀 Man roasted the entire human race..

[@fluffytail6355]

But he’s right…

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweos7795]

I would say my glock is a part of me..

[@aahaanjeswani]

100th like

[@-Core-]

​@@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweos7795most rational American:

[@lazmo4941]

​@@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweos7795so edgy for what

[@elisvideos9347]

How to survive any animal or human attack Step 1:have a cameraman in front of you and you be untouchable

[@Fairy-girl.962]

Rule number 1:be the cameraman

[@DaBofABC]

Reminder: smiling is a sign of aggression.

[@xizento]

I think that's for gorrilas

[@raskolnikov1288]

Totally opposite, is a sign of submission/fear since your teeth are not ready to bite.

[@DaBofABC]

It's not a sign of submission, because smiling counts as showing your teeth which is a threatening expression.

[@sidhardhs5427]

Smiling with teeths closed is submissive but smiling with an open mouth is a sign of agression.

[@rodrodriguez460]

Have your two friends help you: Smith and Wesson.

[@AustralianOpneedo.Tyler.]

And Mr magnum

[@Stranded2023]

Bro y’all gonna get trio wiped

[@Ashw1115]

The dudes who say this are the least ready when shit actually hits the fan 😂

[@ValirValor]

@@Ashw1115Increase the brutality. “Skull collector”

[@khemneteru814]

They can survive that & definitely can fight through it. Your best bet is to swim for your life, if your near water.

[@FrostWasAbductedYT]

Kid: mom I want casual geographic! Mom: we have casual geographic at home honey! Casual geographic at home:

[@damanij9747]

Imagine getting in water to get away only to see an alligator.

[@WhixGrphixsofficial13131]

Best tip: be the cameraman

[@KingDedede767]

they are protected by mighty god itself

[@chriskingong]

​@@KingDedede767yes

[@KasonMasn]

Step 1. Tell the bros you are gonna miss them Step 2. Make the chimpanzees the new bros

[@Xenaman]

Step 3. Become chimpanzees new bitch instead.

[@ColdSalt99]

Step 3. Become Monke

[@bigyetee2592]

Jumps in pool, sees Crocs..... Dies

[@iconikplayz254]

Video 50/50 Music 100%

[@lilcapital985]

“Find a nearby river and hope that the Hippos save you”

[@patrickpromen3605]

I'll risk the chimp fight

[@Sesuaki19]

​@@patrickpromen3605 At least with the Hippos it will be fast. I'd rathe choose them. Fun fact: Hippos actually can't swim because most of their body mass is muscle. They literally run under water.

[@somefatkid2080]

@@patrickpromen3605 chimps legit torture you they purposely make it as long as possible so you feel as much pain and might leave you alive just take away your face arms ears mouth and legs

[@somefatkid2080]

@@patrickpromen3605 I would choose the hippo..

[@rmcoolieboy4415]

why u fr acting like its hard to beat a chimp

[@khaipu7923]

Bro said, "Here's how to survive a chimp attack... you can't"

[@SadisticSpartan]

You could try putting your belly up in submission

[@Lord_of_Proboscidea]

Because you don’t survive

[@x_X_TOJI_X_x]

Me who always is in the house also me watching this video : 👁️👄👁️

[@ShaunMoore]

Diddy Kong (When It Comes To Swim): Am I Joke To You Bro!

[@ntensekid]

Step one: Have a male elephant seal guard

[@Lord_of_Proboscidea]

Or just an elephant

[@doctorzombiefruit65]

A chimpanzee would would wipe the floor with a elephant seal

[@nicholasthompson6152]

​@@doctorzombiefruit65debatable. Not debatable the seal could never catch the chimp unless the chimp chooses to get close to the seal

[@Hoshin_1]

"The AK-47, officially known as the Avtomat Kalashnikova is a gas-operated assault rifle that is chambered for the 7.62×39mm cartridge"

[@alekazam1870]

They have so much muscle mass that they become dense enough to sink instead of float

[@memehivefive9852]

Common misconception, chimpanzee's are only 1.5x stronger than humans. And that is pound for pound. For example, an ant can carry about 50x its own weight, but would still lose to an elephant for reasons like size and absolute strength. This is why a chimps strength doesn't really mean anything in a fight. Since chimps are lighter than most humans, they are still weaker. Now I'm not saying I would win a fight against a chimp, but I am definitely sure a professional fighter could beat a chimp. Now the real tough thing is that they are more likely to be in groups, so good luck lmao

[@BunnyBUNGALO]

Yea the strength isn't the issue, it's their teeth lol

[@user-fl6ho2gk1j]

“Here’s what you need to do to survive” “You’re gonna die.” Thanks for that wonderful tip.

[@HiramVelt]

yeah right

[@JeffGranja27]

How to avoid being attacked by a chimpanzee: Don't live near chimpanzees Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

[@abasis.baruti9819]

*applause*

[@uhjeff3651]

But that would be racist. BLM would literally cancel you. Just live near water bodies. Black people are the best when it comes to athletics. But they are not good swimmers. That's a well known fact as stated in the video

[@StrongestKryptonian]

Lights off. The show is over.

[@spilledcoffee383]

Here's what to do if you're attacked by a polar bear:

[@stephenodubhlaoich]

Good idea. I was reading about some villages in I think Uganda that was having issues with chi mps coming to steal and tear apart human kids

[@harunpro4254]

Rule number 1: Have Mike Tyson as body guard

[@LV-ni3qs]

"Don't punch" 😂 That rule applies to every animal.

[@litpath3633]

"Here's how to survive...you don't" lol

[@zack_4952]

I like how some animals actually have tutorials on how to survive and others are just telling dead people hello

[@Bigseventeen17]

Chimps are 3ft talllllll

[@Bigseventeen17]

I'm kicking the bitch like a football

[@Be_awesome_inlife]

New fear unlocked: chimpanzees

[@valeska6267]

Tell iron man that I say hi got me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@Flock-]

I’m not going into no damn river hippos🤣

[@Kevin-zg3gi]

And crocodiles

[@loksterization]

I'll take my chances with the chimp

[@Kurocents]

Ask the hippo for some help fr

[@Phantomiam]

Probably snakes too

[@Sesuaki19]

It's a faster death with the hippos