Good Morning Blondie - Jack Stauber

[@ectoValentine]

I feel like Jack looks exactly like you'd imagine he would, but the opposite of what you think too, matches his music perfectly

[@rosemarywilson7660]

He looks like he would be in a commercial like.. he looks familiar

[@lifeonmars444]

He looks like my uncle Aaron mixed with my dad's old friend Lucas

[@kindofhuman8147]

He looks like one of my OC’s

[@glitchexe7848]

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

[@alejoqc9540]

That's literally what I thought the first time I saw him.

[@patheticapathetic5826]

That part when jack is staring innocently at the girl when she wakes up is so wholesome

[@toothpicksinurtoes1598]

Sharon Muir I can’t tell if I’m more attracted to the girl or jack

[@yeah1627]

IKR

[@hunnydayzzxxx6610]

thanks, elmo, my sleep paralysis demon

[@spotty880]

A wandering Star innocently

[@project_letters]

@@TommyTom21 but he looks cute doing it....

[@michaeladams3762]

Blondie: O O Jack: -.- O 0:42

[@moopteapop]

Jack:*severe concern*

[@leannluxcristobal9998]

Blondie: he's thinking about other girls Jack: why is she here?

[@thatdued4853]

jack just be like: "thats not supposed to do that...."

[@sp0dium469]

Michael Adams this is my favorite comment thank you

[@olived8620]

I think jack was more like |:|

[@imbored1085]

The fact that Jack looks blonder than that lady is hilarious

[@chocolate_star999]

bruh

[@kraken6183]

XD

[@doingyomomrq]

lol yeah

[@RobloxGaming_1000]

😂😂😂

[@Friday1207]

He’s actually ginger lol

[@ppslayer6128]

Jaw - Overused, outdated, cheesy Big flesh drawer - Interesting, fun, exciting

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

Virgin Jaw: Chad Big flesh drawer:

[@ppslayer6128]

@Elijah Miles Oh, thank you! Your skin shall be clear, and your crops watered :)

[@moxifica1924]

Congrats on 870 likes! (none of them are mine)

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

@@ppslayer6128 that was weirdly wholesome

[@ppslayer6128]

@@moxifica1924 Thank you for your honesty :) The pigeons shall accept you as their new leader

[@sofuwu9859]

Here we can see how Jack tries to say "I love you" in his language.

[@idk6473]

And we all love it

[@theentirefruitbowl]

What part? (edit; ok ok thanks)

[@quit4781]

Lol

[@wesparkmyboys]

Makes no sense, i think he just cant understand his gf and just in a terrible relationship, and he's kinda annoyed by her talkin, and literally views her as an object because he doesnt give two shits about her, and calls her a "big flesh drawer" a object. Which is sexist but honestlly i love it to much to cause a ruckus. Shit ive been listening to this guy for 5 years now, been with me everywhere and it makes a trippy childhood

[@theresamaninthewoods9639]

Djderp33 I’m pretty sure it’s just about a strange relationship

[@coolkidthreethousand4455]

Everyone: jaw Jack: B. I. G. F. L. E. S. H. D. R. A. W. E. R

[@bruhbobent]

Good morning

[@tzimtzu]

*created by* *Jack Stauber*

[@project_letters]

Black VHS screen

[@aaaaa-id3dz]

*Black screen with another video on it*

[@hubbabubba3855]

YOU CLICK ON THE VIDEO TITLED ["Should Cyanide be Put in The, 'Children Only' Section?"]

[@stalemuffin_1]

0:16 I love the genuine look of mild fear and concern on Jack’s face here

[@followingtheroe1952]

0:45

[@RobloxGaming_1000]

@@followingtheroe1952he looks mad 😂

[@habratss]

​@@RobloxGaming_1000"the abomination has waken up to tell me its fantasies, not again"

[@Eclipse-the-pupeteer]

LMAOOO

[@axolotlsarecute6764]

he looks so socially awkwerd tbh

[@DormanTheDoorman]

Describing your mouth as a "flesh drawer" is the most vile thing ive ever heard... Im gonna use that everyday from now on c:

[@ashleedawn456]

Respect, my good man.

[@fael7794]

Yes

[@CORVIDZZ_]

Can i follow in your footsteps?

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Yes Ü

[@kuqio]

DormanTheDoorman same ngl

[@wiedietie]

Artist: Jack Stauber Genre: Jack Stauber

[@viktorramstrom3744]

@Reese's Pufferfish theft-ed

[@Jam_Axo]

s t o l e n

[@some-tiny-little-idiot8862]

How does one steal a comment?

[@Jam_Axo]

@@some-tiny-little-idiot8862 maybe not being a half ghost would help yah

[@nothingtodo6980]

@@Jam_Axo FunNy

[@rydo728]

A REAL PERSON? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

[@bluesolace9052]

RidonkulousMG haha I know right?

[@tanakabeats]

You didn't see tea errors?

[@bat5102]

call that a person?

[@spice_cake]

Are you new or something? Lol

[@garywalters08]

Dead weight

[@smegg3095]

0:06 the way jack was cuddling with the blanket was adorable ♥️♥️♥️

[@immaduck7099]

AWWWWWWwwwwwww JACKIE I LOVE YOU WHY IS HE SO CUTE

[@RobloxGaming_1000]

@@immaduck7099am running from nextbots

[@immaduck7099]

@@RobloxGaming_1000no you're running from *M̸̛̳̥̖̥̬͈̯̫̮̮̱͖̭͌̂̄̊̃̽͌͛̃̃̇̆̔̇̒̀́͑̽̉͒̉̂̍̈́̒͌͌̅͐̓̿̽̌͂̈͊͂̏̎̈́͐͌͆̃͂́̀̎̋̾̉͐̎̇̕̚̕͘͘̕͘̚̕͜͠͝E̸̢̢̧̧̨̡̢̩̗͙̘̼̯̥̘͇͓͓̮̪̯̰̼̼̬͙̪̬̺̤̗͚͇̼̙̬̼̤̟̳̪͈̺̼̹̹̖͉͎̘͙̞̗̠̺͚̻̳̓̂̂̀̿͐̑̆͜͝ͅ.̸̨̢̧̡̡̢̡̧̜̠̘̬͍͚̱̟͓͓̘̰̟̩͖͍̝͇͇̩͇̦͉̤̳̥̮̝̤̲̫͉̗͙͓͔̲͓͔͈̥̫̥̠̦̹̦͚͕͈̹̣̞͇̻͚̮̼̟͆̑̎́̀͐̋͋͛̎̊̎̾̔̃͒̋̈́̆̎͊͗́̉̾̽̌́̓̅̑̀̈́̍͒̓̽̽̊͘͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅ*

[@magdaventura4711]

​@@immaduck7099how did you do that

[@Razipazi77]

He's so silly

[@mrwruble1842]

Jack is potentially the most adorable man in existence.

[@help1460]

Of ducking course he is

[@mrwruble1842]

@@help1460 haha, yes.

[@enterprisingbiosphere3933]

i'm gay but he could have a little piece of my heart.

[@mrwruble1842]

@@enterprisingbiosphere3933 he better haha

[@Fedico7000]

And disturbed 😂

[@sarcasticboris6743]

Blondie: : *actually possessed* Jack: “i jUsT dOn’T sEe tHe pRobLem hEre-“

[@brunomartins1698]

GoOd MorNiNg

[@verzul2161]

Bruno Martins blondie

[@finley6942]

the only problem i have with her is the way she licks her envelopes! >:C

[@project_letters]

@@finley6942 and spits out my peppermints!

[@finley6942]

@@project_letters yeah! >:(

[@canlex]

I wonder if Jack knows Blondie is a monster and he's just singing for her to keep her content.

[@sayanocha2468]

i want to like that comment but its on 69 likes

[@redwolftrash]

@@sayanocha2468 it's at 248 now

[@dari2409]

I’m sorry but can someone explain what the number 69 means?

[@cinnamonini.]

@@dari2409 it looks like boobies

[@joshd7438]

@@cinnamonini. what lmao nice bait 😂

[@nilxoxo1633]

as we see here, jack is trying to communicate and saying "i love you," this is truly why he's adorable.

[@rowskies]

erm actually this song is about a toxic relationship

[@Moony_WH]

​​@@rowskiesit's a toxic relationship of which one of the partners are abusive, but the other one just loves their partner too much that they'd just ignore what's happening to them.

[@rowskies]

@@Moony_WH who

[@cking4869]

Jack: Hey, wanna be in a video? This gurl: Sure! What did you have in mind? Jack: Ok, so I was thinking you could be a devil-spawn that I have some coffee with. Girl: *SURE*

[@puffy3003]

Y e s . J u s t. . Y E S

[@PixieStyxies]

Ya

[@dhandharum6040]

oh :0 i thought she was his wife :l

[@unoreversecard6224]

Jack: Oh, and I have to pour coffee in your big flesh drawer.

[@user-if3vc5ce7q]

I WANNA LIKE IT BUT ITS AT 666

[@lordfrogthetoast]

0:42 Blondie: *turns into clay demon* Jack: *mildly confused*

[@ralseidafluffyboi7798]

Thats nothing compared to what he saw before

[@giseaelle]

Corbin I was watching this comment while Watching the vid lol-

[@raymonddeactivated7118]

"Bitch tf-"

[@deadchannel9105]

Corbin I love how he's not *that* concerned

[@viggo8213]

Seems normal for jack

[@WobblesandBean]

Jack's facial expressions are everything

[@chewedupgum7024]

they're the best part of the video

[@empirebeach]

idk why but this is kinda adorable.. and the "good morning" at the end was really sweet. also both the woman and jack in this are so cute hkdj

[@elly17110]

Friend: I dislocated my jaw the other day Me: What's a jaw? You mean flesh drawer?

[@meat_doughnuts3457]

Lol

[@MEOO00W]

XD he said flesh drawer right as I read this

[@BunnyTrixx-gw8ws]

fLeSh DrAwReR

[@爱日]

@pig_porkchop_ ! r/wooosh

[@user-kz2ug8og9z]

cursed

[@thorn99thorn]

Most people: What that mouth do? Intellectuals: What are the capabilities of your flesh drawer?

[@rortiz2519]

My capabilities of my flesh drawer is none of your business

[@sweartoyeezy3439]

I wanted to like but the number of likes are just perfect (number as of now is 666)

[@roserusso3133]

😏😏

[@FromGodsPerspective]

someone puts coffee in it of course

[@DudeNamedMadison]

My flesh drawer is off limits people! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@IneptOrange]

I've never seen Jack make that facial expression and I want more of it. (0:44)

[@alemunnoz]

The cutest face he has ever made

[@cyberponiez]

me too!!!!!!!

[@cryinghuman2964]

@@alemunnoz true

[@billier1882]

YES THANK YOU!

[@xentenial]

**mild confusion and suppressed horror**

[@angrybidoof847]

Wholesome and body horror don't usually mix, Jack is the exception

[@hooda1862]

I think the song reflects an emotionally abusive relationship. He puts more coffee in his cup because he feels like he puts more effort into it. The "treats from his friend" that he crushes down are all of his friends' suggestions to break up with her, but he doesn't listen to them. Their love is a "Punch and Judy Show" because she is emotionally abusive to him, and in the "Rise and shine" part he elevates her emotionally, like in many abusive relationships. In the last part he then finally realizes how much toxic she is.

[@lainoid1180]

Nice theory dude! I like it

[@l4in44]

I thought of that-

[@kwstakys9862]

How does he realizes that at the end of the video?

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

@@kwstakys9862 Lmao right?

[@yetimstillhere43]

Wrong,the song is about an alien “girlfriend” trying to eat jack

[@arcticrebekah8930]

... your big *FLESH DRAWER* ?????!!!!!??!???

[@fizzypurin]

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ThatSmolBean]

Good morning

[@frogfleamarket]

Goodmorning

[@goodolmegal]

Jaw?

[@nadia-if2qy]

nonononoo

[@calamitywayblight4752]

Blondie: O O O Jack: ಠ^ಠ

[@idkwhattoputhere134]

Hm. Those arent ment to bend.

[@agentelevenofficialyt497]

Goodnight Socialite ACCURATE-

[@candycorn-]

Sterling Hammond you didn't

[@iamwearingsocks6103]

0:43

[@Dangerous.Imp_Fxiry]

I think it's a video tape but good song tho

[@jddjdmsmskdndnej8817]

I describe jacks song as -relaxing -calming -sometimes disturbing -kinda creepy -catchy -Good

[@0liv3_Claws]

-the feeling someone is watching you

[@RobloxGaming_1000]

-amazing

[@Jawunleashed]

Blondie: *Eyes and mouth become demonic* Jack Stauber: O_o

[@pessimistic8826]

it's more of a ಠ_ಠ

[@sodadile]

Blondie: OoO Jack: 👁👄👁

[@Laflacak444]

0:43

[@EndermanPierce]

Jawunleashed ⚫️⭕️⚫️

[@Connor-yh5ho]

Or a _ _ O o -------

[@dawsonmueller4842]

I love that the two expressions Jack has throughout this video is Confusion and Calmness

[@darnchacha1632]

You forgot the third one, cross-eyed madman

[@mothmaiden4413]

Genius hosted Bill Wurtz. Now Genius must host Jack. It is only fair.

[@mothmaiden4413]

@Omega Stick This is very true.

[@frumbolo]

Yeah but no one knows the words to Jack's songs

[@TsukiLuvr]

He’d never do it, we must never know his secrets

[@christianpeele6878]

NO NO NO GENIUS MUST BE STOPPED

[@noobnoob2121]

@Omega Stick you dare talk down on the messiah bill wurtz

[@bernarda1247]

[Verse 1] Good morning, Blondie Rise and shine I'll make you a cup of coffee But I'll pour more into mine [Chorus] 'Cause your face moves like a puppet And it doesn't make sense I put a walnut 'tween your teeth As a treat from your friends I'll crush it down You're really movin' now Your love's the best Punch and Judy Show In the whole East Coast [Verse 2] Wake up from your baby dream (Oh) And tell me every little thing that you saw I'll make you a cup of coffee And I'll pour it in your jaw In your big flesh drawer [Outro] Good morning

[@intitledtoast5917]

Good

[@TheScreenplayer]

​@@intitledtoast5917 morning

[@bernarda1247]

@@TheScreenplayerblondie

[@BrickArmyProductions]

I love jacks constant look of mild concern throughout the video, especially during the “baby dream” scene

[@asheerheartattack]

Just like "girl what tf"

[@storychara1240]

Blondie: "turning into clay demon woman thing" Jack: YoUrE mY sUnShInE HoNeY u lOoK biTifuL

[@jms120310]

@@mxbail3729 what?

[@davinalee9551]

HE LIKES DEMONS?!?!?!?!,!,!

[@jms120310]

@@davinalee9551 idk maybe

[@idontknow9801]

@@mxbail3729 what?

[@zenwazhereboi682]

@@mxbail3729 Uh-

[@lucyhtml]

I love Jack's beard so much 💕♥️💕♥️

[@quinn9667]

Same😂

[@kagiura.]

??

[@wannatusslethrowdown7413]

its so mejestic

[@quartzy412]

omg SAAAAME

[@quartzy412]

it's so flawless 😍😍

[@znaj7335]

I like how love can overcome everything. You can be with the creepiest thing in the universe and just wake up next to it with a small confused look but then say "ahhh good morning honey" ahhh Jack Stauber and his secret morals

[@katelynnjensen3040]

Trust me jack she’s a keeper

[@rxihanna1502]

i love you for that 😂

[@Little-Dude]

peasants: "mouth" intellectuals: "flesh drawer"

[@Razz_gaming3]

You know the vibe can get soo much better when you wake up early in the morning when it’s still dark and turn on a lamp to watch jack stauber with a coffee beside you.

[@starsanddust2449]

Blondie: **becomes a demonic entity** Jack: *oh la la*

[@solaireofastora700]

there were all those big fancy comments, but you had to go with the oh lala. best comment ever i dont give a shit

[@ccmmacaroon2696]

Jack Stauber: *uploads new content* Animation meme makers: It's free real estate

[@giuliab8484]

😂 Favorite comment

[@koriees]

*valid i cant stand it anymore*

[@user-vi6st2xh3t]

If I had an art tablet this comment would be very relatable

[@MariaLuiza-tp2dc]

It's with animation memes that i found him, so i'm really grateful for them. I'm sure that i NEVER would've heard him if it wasn't for animation memes

[@todd1855]

I first found him on the rising creator thing on the trending page

[@imimposter2599]

This man got a whole demon in his house 👁 👄 👁 bruh.

[@FutariHitoriDAi]

*Succubus

[@imimposter2599]

Lol

[@BAIDEA]

👁👅👁

[@froggie5628]

👁😶👁 👄 Pigboi.

[@shyyyyyy1904]

A whole ass demon

[@walter7545]

0:44 I love Jack's face at the time

[@Hauntedfisher1001]

0:06 one of the sweetest parts, jack you look so innocent and I love it.

[@morganmartin9198]

Ikr!

[@avaithink77]

Go to 0:44

[@williamsthysteve5551]

Yesss

[@WORLD_STXR]

Exactly he just so awkward and I love it. I just wanna give him a hug

[@bonkd3574]

#ProtectJack

[@laninadelostamales6036]

Blondie: 👁️_👁️ Jack:ತ_ʖತ

[@FumblinFr]

lol

[@muffin1168]

Which Blondie?

[@kirishimakinnie3205]

👁💋👁

[@yasumi-chan954]

@@muffin1168 👁👄👁 obviously the girl

[@reeeman8068]

@Jam With Me Yes

[@DankerBeef]

I think jack’s fetish is puppets

[@spicerice8116]

Na, its teeth

[@jatinmarcob2128]

Maybe... *Clay puppet teeth?*

[@missyyolo2362]

I think it’s teeth

[@dante_44]

He likes those pearly whites

[@donutzombie8201]

exposed.

[@axolotlsarecute6764]

"ill make you a cup of coffee, but ill pour more into mine." is prob the most relateable thing ive ever seen in a video XD

[@ashleym.7233]

Jack stauber > shaggy

[@fish-stickoverlord3047]

Ashley M. Oof, something i can agree with

[@jammy1232]

I got one better so shaggy doesn't kill us. jack stauber = shaggy

[@ashleym.7233]

@@jammy1232 👌 👌

[@pasteldecay1791]

SBSABQGSHBGWQSVGWVUSAOBUSHGWBGWQWVGOSVSGUSOUABVOHWUQVBOVASOUSVBUVOSVUOWWOHVWOGVWOVSUOVWHGVBWHVWUVBSUOBSUVBWBWVSOWVYHUSVSVOVSWVYWVWOVSWYOVSOUSVVSUSYVSVSSVSYSYSUYSVSOU that's just how I feel when I read that

[@sulflay7319]

Ashley M. He has ultimate power

[@derpywhale3645]

0:44 At that moment Jack realized that he f-ked up

[@latitzouri]

He looks like it's the fourth time and he's bored of demon in his house :T

[@jagged1725]

Jacks like HOL UP

[@CORVIDZZ_]

He's like; "wait"

[@maxobb7259]

*mild concern*

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

Jack: *Visible confusion*

[@IamSpacedad]

I took this as a great lil meditation on the weirdness of waking up next to another person you're in a loving relationship with and how you notice all their oddest aspects in the morning. You're like 'wow, there's this alien creature I'm sharing space with, and I love them.'

[@epicgamermoment2803]

Jack stauber: "Good morning Blondie!" Blondie: *CLAY MOUTH ACTIVATED*

[@eefoof6544]

ahem--- *flesh drawer**

[@aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210]

@@eefoof6544😂😂😂

[@aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210]

@@eefoof6544 please don't tell me your profile name is about you because it ain't true.

[@sadiedeservedbetter]

plot twist: the demon is blondie from troom troom

[@GiaBird-The-Jumin-Han-Lover]

and i oop-

[@sipheselassie4634]

Bruh I ain't trusting you with that profile picture

[@scrongus1959]

Yes

[@fruit_coketail3652]

Lol

[@28stabwounds90]

LMAO

[@thatnumber202]

Alternate Title: Jack Stauber Accidentally Puts Acid in His Coffee AGAIN

[@siemsiem6920]

SHE'S DEAD AGAIN

[@enterprisingbiosphere3933]

id love to microdose on LSD and coffee with this guy. he seems like he'd be a generally fun person to be around. (i'll bet he's too busy for any new folx though. gotta get that new content out there!)

[@vtmorphine]

"accidentally"

[@imfeelingstaubertoday6793]

@@enterprisingbiosphere3933 well I guess you can he hasn't uploaded in 11 months

[@Pinkcircusrats-kb1rw]

Meaning: Your partner hurting you/abusing you but loving them too much to say anything. Also the mouth thing, he’s basically saying he loves when he hears her voice. And he uses coffee to keep her active and talking.

[@LOLrpop]

Ooooo

[@bernarda1247]

…or maybe it’s just a song.

[@caramel9154]

​@@bernarda1247 maybe you should check out Opal.

[@bepsibeverage4231]

@@bernarda1247all of his songs have had an intended meaning/lesson up to the present day

[@CottageGrass]

Dam, depression🙂‍↔️😔

[@kmoney4648]

She is actually really cute without the clay mouth

[@ChieftanJangler]

Fuck You talkim bout do, dat mouf can get it 😤😤😤

[@rebblepebble1857]

With*

[@racc5817]

That's the best part about her. Damn look at that flesh drawer.

[@skrungly6839]

jack stauber is cuter tbh

[@coolkidthreethousand4455]

666 likes

[@RubberAckie]

Jack stauber and david firth should work together to make something truly unsettling

[@KurtisMuniz]

cryiak has entered the battlefield

[@cedrick3971]

Wastelandman Let bill wurtz in for extra randomness

[@rowanwhy267]

Yaaaaas!!

[@honeynutcheerios1297]

no. we don’t need a salad fingers 2.0

[@moonniieee]

@@cedrick3971 yes!!

[@hinafujisaki2042]

I like how every Jack Stauber's song is basically "adult life things describe by a child"

[@sorridente2741]

exactly! also kedamono

[@mrshermzilla]

the mask dog

[@sraleatorio8376]

NÃO TEM COISA MAIS LINDA QUE UM CANTOR APAIXONADO

[@maguiremal7375]

Isso é feio pra porra

[@larvaebox]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@bradcassarole4965]

The best part about this song is that Blondie has brown hair. EDIT: What have I started in the comments lmao

[@rubbymcrubrub1369]

No she doesn't this shade is called dark blonde I've had this discussion before. Seems like an american thing to categorize it as brown

[@kimyafaye4371]

Blondie's Mom: Blondie, what color's your hair? Blondie: My hair is brown, mama!

[@alexisortizgil5446]

rubby mc rub rub it’s just light brown, ain’t too deep. Ain’t something to get pissed of by. She has dark brown roots sooo

[@meowWwW21]

rubby mc rub rub i thought it was dirty blonde😅

[@76bigdominican]

Just like billy

[@JustinY.]

That's no human, that's a xenomorph in human skin.

[@tempesto3981]

dang justin how'd you already get on this

[@tempesto3981]

its only been out for 1 minute

[@yurimegacha2251]

@@tempesto3981 notif.

[@lenjoyer]

LEAVE ME ALONE OMG

[@j2dees]

Justin Y. I literally just saw u on the “dog pees on electric fence” lmao

[@pickledegg1989]

I appreciate how Jack Stauber makes his videos in 4:3 ratio. It's like watching yourself watching you have a fever dream in 1998.

[@scrimbo1034]

Jack: ok I need you to stand still Jacks girlfriend: why? Jack: so I can use special effects to unhinge your jaw Jacks girlfriend: *what* Jack: *what*

[@sage2u766]

Jack: ok I need you to stand still Jacks girlfriend: why? Jack: To use special affects to Unhinge your *FLESH DRAWER*

[@weatherzane]

you’re acting like someone who knows jack stauber would be surprised by a premise like that

[@SaraTorres144]

LOL

[@deletecrystal]

*what*

[@saltyhasnochill5249]

フ ァ ッ クあ な た を jack I thought we talked about this it’s a mouth

[@jnhi234]

Jack has some really pretty girls in his videos

[@bunniallure]

ye the flesh drawer was super attractive too

[@sunnyztmoney]

You know he clapping all the cheeks

[@thebigbadbeanman]

He’s good at roping them in

[@sunnyztmoney]

@@Anime-dr9zf stank you, so smelly much

[@1stmidas]

No, Jack IS the pretty girl

[@aprilscythes]

Girl: OoO Jack: hmm... I feel like something is wrong, but I can’t put my finger on it...

[@He.is.George_Fox]

: D

[@lazaruxdeluz1673]

>:O

[@Fandoms_gurlieeee]

Girl: O O O Jack: * Visible confusion *

[@xultra_violetx]

*thanks man I needed my daily dose of nightmare fuel*

[@sburb17]

My reaction: Aww, yeeeeah!! Awwwwww. Ohhhh, nooooooo..... Nooooo....

[@cinnabar_]

lmaooo sameee i was like damn so cute then it became nightmare

[@squash_is_here5500]

Slender Dog dude why

[@peachdoesart7175]

That's jack stauber baby

[@dottybing948]

h o o d s i e oh yeah yeah

[@r4t_b0yzzz]

Same xD

[@SweetTeaRose]

0:44 this is us at that new video

[@shells4338]

Haha

[@anatryhard2209]

accurate

[@funnythief3330]

0:44 the face reaction is perfection.

[@Creepley]

How the heck do you pump these out so fast? They're such high quality!

[@xslthrdx]

more like 240p amirite

[@possum9403]

That’s what she said I’m sorry

[@MrPiggybossin]

HIPPY CULT no ur not right

[@lollipoppergirl]

He used to put videos up even more often like a year ago! He said once that some of them take only a morning's time! So talented.😍 ... I think my level of worship is bordering on unhealthy... Well, time to listen to Micropop again

[@marumisu9560]

He could be part of bigger company. In the early days of youtube there used to be people who had weirdly amazingly produced videos and claimed they were doing it all on their own. Later it was revealed that they were part of a big production company and the person was just an actor working for them. It could be that, or Jack is paying a group of people to help him make these videos.

[@cafrin9666]

He’s so cute 😩💕👌💐 I forgot to add she’s so pretty too 😩🌷❗️💐💝

[@amatsukrab1283]

True i mean look at how hot her mouth movements are (0:21)

[@loregasm99]

Mecha Hitler as another straight guy I agree I’d smash him

[@skiies4605]

He's hot-

[@cornercrescent9293]

you're from gachaverse so ur opinion is invalid

[@nasacat7826]

Epic joke

[@200mm]

The blonde one is cute. Yes, you know who I’m talking about.

[@imherebecauseihateyourguts8122]

They are the same lifeform

[@Meeminator]

blonde is feminine so this doesn't really work lmao (blond is masculine) it's one of the few gendered english words which is pretty unlucky

[@200mm]

Meeminator Did I stutter?

[@jpprobably]

@@200mm that's it,from this point on imma response to any argument with "did I stutter?"

[@200mm]

AeJP Yes

[@shaeVettori]

Girl: "....Love you too, Jack"

[@Emily-cz4hg]

Your flesh drawer is looking mighty fine Rebecca

[@CabezasDePescado]

do you know her name?

[@sweartoyeezy3439]

How do u know who she is? She’s so pretty right, I’m acc jealous that he got to work with her or even date her

[@axotheaxolotl6839]

r/woooosh for everyone here.

[@rebeccamcghie7507]

My names Rebecca I’m spooked

[@maddievans3487]

Snacc Pacc 😂

[@-machx-272]

Blondie: *becomes a circle clay demon* Jack: ah shit, here we go again

[@acecantwin800]

I’m the 69th like. Nobody ruin that lol

[@asherderosia9496]

Have you seen jack’s eyes they can just open up so wide and still look adorable

[@deeelmore4560]

tha'ts *claymation* babey

[@thermostatto0433]

Oof ikr

[@F3ITHH]

That “Good Morning” was the most beautiful thing jack said in this music video ❤

[@thesensur6214]

Lyrics: “Good morning, blondie Rise and shine. I’ll make you a cup of coffee, but I’ll pour more into mine... Cus’ your face moves like a puppet and it doesn’t make sense! I’ll put a wallnut ‘tween your teeth as a treat from my friends. I’ll crush it down! (Crack) Your really movin’ now! Your loves’ The best punch and Judy show in the whole east-cost! Wake up from your baby dream And tell me every little thing that you saw.. I’ll make you a cup of coffee, And I’ll pour it in your jaw In your big flesh-drawer (Good morning)” if I got anything wrong tell me. (:

[@absinthemakestheheart]

It's your loves the best punch not the host:)

[@thesensur6214]

Olivia 13 thanks, fixed it

[@arielsilva2072]

Finally I've found the lyrics :v thanks!

[@emmerdoodle8517]

Can anyone tell me what this means

[@happymolecule8894]

@@emmerdoodle8517 good morning

[@basedaudio1]

Can just take a moment to appreciate how easily he can roll his eyes

[@deadpandeer2615]

ZBut it is easy...

[@wyattcole5452]

As if it’s as hard as crossing your eyes. Rolling your eyes is not difficult at all, toddlers do it constantly

[@angie-dj9be]

look at the clock in the beginning why is it 2AM

[@Mu-suh]

Why wouldn't it be 2 am

[@sowhat9099]

@@Mu-suh because its morning🤔

[@darkblue6963]

Maybe it's 2PM

[@Unique0User]

Who wakes up at 2am?!?

[@Unique0User]

@@darkblue6963 then it wouldn't be morningಠ_ʖಠ

[@nikotheyounger]

“Why can’t you just be normal?!” Jack: *Incomprehensible high-pitched vocalizing*

[@pazacevedo7396]

I like how Jack is only slightly concerned about Blondie’s horrible deformities

[@starooftothemoonowo9230]

Paz Acevedo blondie doesn’t have any, its just Jack’s world. In jack’s world everyone has a flesh drawer ☺️

[@amandastarfan]

I’m surprised he’s concerned at all tbh

[@SkitzoBritzo]

wish my dentist would call my mouth a flesh drawer

[@herzen9857]

Jack Stauber: I'm bored. Let's make a fun little video with no meaning behind it. *uploads content* Jack Stauber fans: **TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE MEANING BEHIND THE VIDEO WITH THE HELP OF SATAN**

[@klein8697]

let us have fun with Satan interpreting this thing

[@herzen9857]

@Michael Young no, i do know that many of his videos have meanings behind them but there are also some that dont. (Like the "take tooth" animation). So i made a joke about his fans trying to figure out the meaning of a video although there most likely isnt one

[@klein8697]

@@herzen9857 why assume something has no meaning when it's far more fun to assume there is?

[@herzen9857]

@@klein8697 everytime i make a fun littke joke, this happens. Gotta love the internet.

[@klein8697]

@@herzen9857 yeah, this god forsaken land is dope

[@tylermargoitta4441]

If you like weirdcore, meet the king of weirdcore

[@pan.syrinx]

"Good morning Blondie Rise and shine I'll make you a cup of coffee But I'll pour more into mine Cuz your face moves like a puppet And it doesn't make sense I'll put a walnut 'tween your teeth As a treat from the friends I'll crush it down You're really movin' now Your lows the best punch, enjoy the show In the whole east coast Wake up from your baby dream And tell me every little thing that you saw I'll make you a cup of coffee And I'll pour in your jaw In your big flesh drawer Good Morning."

[@krissfernandez2244]

THANK YOU

[@ONAMIShow]

"Your love the best Punch&Judy show in the whole east coast" Coz y'know... puppets n stuff.

[@bengonto1250]

Thanks for your useful and not at all like searching comment

[@pan.syrinx]

@@bengonto1250 You're just jealous you couldn't decipher the song f off mate

[@JesusChrist-qw3zt]

The best part of waking up is stauber in your cup.

[@turdy_water7646]

Is*

[@JesusChrist-qw3zt]

@@turdy_water7646 huh?😎

[@turdy_water7646]

@@JesusChrist-qw3zt you snide rat you edited the comment to conceal your mistake that I corrected for you

[@stu_pot1631]

THANK YOU FOR THIS

[@JesusChrist-qw3zt]

@@turdy_water7646 I haven't the slightest idea what you mean turdy?

[@brooklyn0323]

She was like: >_> And he was like:

[@LeetMath]

this song feels just like how it feels to wake up in the morning and also live with a person you love

[@ryanstonick3118]

Hey theorizers get on this one: Why isn't she blonde

[@nebulamachine]

At least most parts of her hair is blonde?

[@benrogers8520]

She's like dark blonde

[@girlgamervet7953]

She's not blond because Blondie was Jack's GF but brown haired girl possessed Blondie and is slowly turning into her

[@andy8822]

Because she was kidnapped and replaced with a darker blonde women, thats why jack looks so scared in some parts.

[@fatherspanker9080]

S H I T I H NO

[@JoeOnaBoat]

i am going to send this internet video to all of the females that i do know

[@jbeutz796]

this plan is a good plan to have. A good one. Yes. and Can I have permission to also use it too?

[@JoeOnaBoat]

@@jbeutz796 yes of course and thank you for your trust

[@muggz7752]

Joe On a Boat "females",who hurt you

@@JoeOnaBoat well i sure can get behind this plan. maybe ill do the same. this will make the women trust me, for sure. commendable plan, joe

[@harate]

Joe On a Boat I trust you

[@DjeauxSheaux]

Jack is trapped in a house with a demon. He is slowly hiding tiny pieces of silver he salvages from electronics with the aim of making a shiv. He never takes his eyes off her, appeasing her with cup after cup of coffee and taking her abuse, but never losing his resolve. Rarely sleeping for more than a moment at a time, he greets his captor every morning with a look that says "I will escape one day, Blondie. And when I do, I will leave this house a smouldering ruin".

[@chococ3855]

This is hilarious I doubt that was the actual meaning behind the song But i can hope

[@DjeauxSheaux]

Well of course it's not the actual meaning, it's just my interpretation. I don't think Stauber is ever going to spell anything out for us. At least, I sure hope he doesn't.

[@chococ3855]

@@DjeauxSheaux i hope he doesn't either--

[@CasperSpencer]

Whatever he does has no meaning whatsoever lol

[@2gupsy4me]

Pixel Bit Studios r/Wooosh

[@SonnyJThompson]

jack: goodmorning blondie Girl: I S N ' T B L O N D E

[@imimposter2599]

The way she licks her envelopes bugs you?

[@r4ccc4ld39]

Good reference boi

[@imimposter2599]

Thank you father.

[@stillchoosinganame6550]

HAH

[@pureimagination9695]

Two Time sksksk

[@g_in_garage]

i'm out on the block again, so hopped up that i can't pretend

[@idalair3207]

why is this -god- dude not verified yet?

[@monkeydad47]

Why is this -dude- god not verified yet? FTFY

[@123evilwolf]

Not verified in the eyes of god

[@GenocideLv]

why is she so gorgeous? Literally doesnt get better than that

[@rubbymcrubrub1369]

True makes you jellous of jack if that is or was truly his gf

[@leiasart4610]

@@rubbymcrubrub1369 Don't think it is, he's collaborated with a few women so far but she could be his gf of course

[@taskentlutsow2110]

@@leiasart4610 We don't know one way or the other.

[@Videogamedonut17]

Simp

[@GenocideLv]

@@Videogamedonut17 I didnt say i would die for her after ive given her flowers and my paycheck. Im just not willfully ignorant to the fact.

[@paintedpools4752]

0:44 I love how he just looks like mildly confused here

[@lexisoup1948]

I have a theory that this is about an uneven relationship, the man is putting more work and love into the relationship; he pours more coffee into his cup, and when she wakes up he sees her in a very positive way, almost angelic; while she just uses the relationship as a way to put her weight on someone else and talk about her problems, taking the relationship for granted and being fake about her true motives; her mouth moves like a puppet; and his friends can sense the bs and tell him to leave her, telling the boyfriend that she talks too much about her own problems; when he puts a walnut in her mouth and says it’s a treat from his friends, they’re just trying to help him. The boyfriend crushes the walnut and ignores his friends because he cares about the girl and wants to hear her talk and help her, but since she doesn’t put as much effort into the relationship he feels like her love is a punch in the face. He then realizes after she tells him about her dream, that she doesn’t care for him like he cares for her, and he makes the judgy face finally coming to his senses. At the end when he makes her a cup in the morning he’s pouring his last drop of love that he had for her to make her feel better (maybe ease her into the breakup). That’s at least what I thought, it may sound stupid to anyone else.

[@mathilda6047]

wow thats impressive!

[@NyscanRohid]

You might be on to something, when he says, "Your loves the best Punch and Judy show in the whole East coast."

[@uncleterry9179]

Lexi Soup and then he released “Cupid”. I think this video and that video are connected. Because of your theory, we can say that in “Cupid”, Jack is depressed that his one love doesn’t care about him, so they broke up. Jack has a little voice in his head, but he decides to shut everything up and kill himself. That’s my take on it.

[@lexisoup1948]

X-ODIS I like that, that’s not a bad connection!

[@xxlamaxx1]

You went through a breakup too eh?

[@pondererofpointlessdreams5029]

things i want to hug: teddy bears my mom *Jack Stauber*

[@idkwhatimdoingbuthopefully6980]

I want to hug your mom too

[@PedroHenrique-rm9um]

Oh

[@Mia-tv4id]

Same

[@alexannax]

For the love of god what is that in your profile pic

[@raphicoco]

annie the remain of pointless dreams. What is a pointless dream you may ask? Well it is everything as our existence is pointless and our world is a dream. The world will end wen our creator will finally wake up as the dream will also end. In short, his profile pic is the remains of an another dream that our creator has made. It is our elder. Be more respectful.