Gettin' My Mom On - Jack Stauber

[@mann2370]

Jack would make an amazing mother in my opinion

[@noahhattbowden1882]

ezbean870 good one

[@hotratbabe]

Agreed

[@rebbekahcannons9805]

He's already got the important stuff down according to this vid.

[@coratheneutralmilkhotelfan2131]

No he'd traumatize his kids lol

[@possman2]

Keep calm is the only thing a mom needs to do

[@eypick6987]

Ahh yes. I love my mom. Her scraggly beard was so soothing to me as a child.

[@localforestwitch7215]

Ah, and always hiding the Special K! She was amazing

[@icyspill9480]

Dont forget the well known junk bag she uses for shopping!

[@saiintvelvet]

Don’t forget the weird tasting orange juice she always has

[@pintoshi]

Lmao

[@chaneciabrooks2855]

Let's not forget the culinary perfection that was the PB and J

[@BunPrince]

Jack is best mom

[@Youmartyrme]

Prince Cookie yes

[@SeanT05]

Obviously

[@reececrump8483]

STEVEN IS BEST MOM ILL FIGHT U

[@sturner444]

Momma Jack

[@lasaintegarnouille3632]

She my mom

[@cloudpuff4577]

I love that Jack seems to be having a genuinely fun time while recording himself dancing

[@Gdalliee]

Es verdad, quiero una mamá como Jack, las compras serian más divertidas

[@cloudpuff4577]

@@Gdalliee It definitely would be more fun!

[@Gdalliee]

@@cloudpuff4577 yeah

[@BooLOL123]

@@Gdalliee ikr

[@BooLOL123]

Yeah it made me laugh and smile☺️

[@ericellison5241]

The line “I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee and agree that he won’t poke me” is possibly one of the best lines in musical history

[@Cat5_]

It flows like a nice river on a calm day

[@tuney7319]

@@Cat5_ the “now you don’t poke me” compliments it

[@Cat5_]

@@tuney7319 It truly does

[@notreallyagameranymore]

The bee can poke 2 times

[@coreforce9872]

n o w , y o u d o n ‘ t p o k e m e .

[@chom6096]

There are two types of Jack Stauber songs, "I am absolutely grooving right now" and "there is absolutely nothing"

[@enterprisingbiosphere3933]

there is apparently nothing in his head (e.g. "nothing behind my eyes"), but sometimes his brain does a little diddy and then he is kind enough to share it with us.

[@enterprisingbiosphere3933]

and We LOVE it.

[@emmyskellenger9757]

and I've never related to something more. no thoughts, only groove

[@gacharandoms5302]

No, there’s 3 groups: group1: pressed flowers, windrag, smooth. Group2: gettin’ my mom on, my plea. Group3: two time, baby hotline, fighter

[@RedstoneMiner18]

*they groovin'*

[@catagshs]

jack is like that fun uncle that takes you out with him.

[@bineshii]

While drunk driving with kids in the back of the car that might not be his kids

[@Pip200ne]

I actually have an Uncle who looks a lot like Jack, Google Guthrie Gloag

[@Baruch.Goldstein]

and then flips the jeep

[@carol.mp4]

I have an uncle that always takes me to thrift shops and stuff, he sadly doesn’t look like jack but hes real cool, he always gives me music recommendations

[@pocketknife4560]

@@bineshii iTs A coCktAiL WiTh SpARklinG WinE aND OrAngE JuiCe Except we don't tell the cops about the sparkling wine. Just shove the 'KEEP CALM and CARRY ON' poster in his face then speed off

[@bernarda1247]

Lyrics Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? A-na-na-na Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won't poke me Now you don't poke me In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree, uh Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Culinary perfection I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K Oh, that's just for me On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Oh, yeah On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Uh! Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on)

[@TheREAL_WatermelonCat]

I made it 69 likes lol

[@artext717]

​@@TheREAL_WatermelonCatNow its 96

[@TheREAL_WatermelonCat]

@@artext717 yeah

[@damianmroczny]

THANK YOU OML, im so sad cause i love jack but i can never understand what he's saying 😭

[@davidfranco5642]

It's "Cutthroat connection" for the first actual lyric

[@oreo_emporio9361]

Fun fact: This was Jacks response to someone saying “stop being depressed and get a real job”

[@imclueless5744]

The only appropriate response

[@localforestwitch7215]

I can approve of this happily

[@anhtuancao2775]

He is practicing the Dudeism lol =))))

[@peekarae]

LMAO

[@brertt8350]

Is this real? Where does one find Jack lore

[@fadingo2175]

1:46 My name is Jack Stauber and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

[@astonchip]

Lmao

[@hejmonika6419]

True

[@Dan-xx8fx]

The real effort is that he created this video

[@klownbussy]

yes.

[@cloudypictures8740]

this made me laugh more than it should've

[@XanderRowlet]

I love it when my mom, Jack Stauber, drunk drives me to the mall

[@Awecelot13451]

IM FUCKING GIGGLING AT THIS AT 3 IN THE MORNING

[@DaedSixes]

My mom, Jack Stauber,

[@Aspen_light]

My mum (I'm British do don't mind the spelling) is now officially jack.

[@whimbrella]

it’s pretty difficult to get drunk on just champagne tbh, especially just a couple of mimosas - it’s like one of the lowest abv beverages

[@JoshFloor]

The one thing I love the most in this video is the car scene at 1:27, where he looks back at his children, hits a hard turn, and the entire world moves.

[@garbagegorl1834]

The wheel doesn’t control the car. It controls the camera.

[@jpprobably]

I always look for the scene everytime

[@Nonbeanary_sibling]

Lmaoooo yes

[@artemis3181]

Lyric time 😩: Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? A-na-na-na Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won't poke me Now you don't poke me In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree, uh Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Culinary perfection I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K Oh, that's just for me On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Oh, yeah On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Uh! Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) End of lyric time 😞

[@ivannintendo]

Why aren't you the top com?

[@lyc3o5]

Copy and paste power time baby

[@genuinelygrievous1442]

You are a hero

[@dylangrigsby3904]

Thanks this'll no doubt be in my head for weeks to come

[@BoringKaiju]

MVP

[@CristinaDiaz]

I’m so glad KZbin put you in their creator spotlight

[@isopodch.4599]

Cristina Diaz Me too!

[@Sokka1892]

They did? Got a link?

[@gory6543]

Cristina Diaz oml Emma chamberlain vids to this. *hElP*

[@Desieaglefym]

So glad he wasn't in their rewind...

[@ZagaStudios]

He's a world treasure.

[@justjade256]

I love how Jack can make the most disturbing animation to ever exist and then there's this. Just him grooving

[@dum355]

frr

[@kymckober8011]

to which animation do you refer?

[@tomasarintok9111]

@@kymckober8011ik you're talking to peridot, but I like ALL OF THE STYLES

[@Vs_stuff_and_things]

@@kymckober8011opal is pretty disturbing

[@jakecavendish3470]

This is actually Opal's mom

[@honeyvanitys]

Jack: *says shit I cant fully understand* Me: such good songs

[@littleguy3389]

Jack; sheldoshahhghgghhgg keep calm carry on poster Me: good shit

[@qwert_511]

Keep in my cap and Imma drinkin my mimosa, read keep calm carry on poster. You guys probably know the lyrics by now but I just thought I’d leave them here just in case :)

[@littleguy3389]

Qwert _ :OOOOOO

[@littleguy3389]

DashGamezEveryday he’s doing God’s work

[@gorillafartgaming9360]

Qwert _ I figured them out myself

[@murrs2261]

*jack straight up drinking and driving with kids in the back seat* Everyone: “he’s such a good mom!”

[@jahmangle4188]

and there aren't wearing their seatbelts

[@jahmangle4188]

they

[@PantsYT]

@@jahmangle4188 they

[@pik9492]

for a second thought that was orange juice

[@charlottealexandria9431]

HES GETING HIS MOM ON

[@starstriver]

“Captions unavailable”. Even the captions don’t wanna attempt his singing

[@bruhnova8917]

I still don't know the lyrics

[@GreenGergop]

The only words I could understand in the entire video was “keep calm carry on poster”

[@i_am_humon9276]

@@GreenGergop i could understand most of it ok (though the video context did help) the one part i could understand perfectly was "i wanna sit up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee and agree that he wont poke me. now you don't poke me."

[@NotSpyral]

Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? A-na-na-na Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won't poke me Now you don't poke me In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree, uh Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Culinary perfection I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K Oh, that's just for me On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Oh, yeah On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Uh! Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on)

[@iguanawithinternetaccess930]

He’s just getting his mom on chill

[@hamburger7243]

The “ow” in the background after the knife line to me implies that the bee did, in fact, poke him.

[@thomasreason9987]

Kids: *fighting* Karen Stauber: *S W E R V*

[@tabbnabber8755]

Karen Stauber

[@nkngs-ig8it]

Thomas Reason KAREN STAUBER- 😂😂😂😂😂😂-

[@beaniebean4885]

That's an insult

[@sillybuffalo45]

Karen Stauber

[@honeylemon4875]

Who is Karen

[@whocares4932]

I love this so much. This is so cute and Jack just looks like he's vibin' on his own shit, like, my damn heart was overfilled with joy when he started dancing between intermissions. He just looked so happy to do his own thing.

[@rutracking]

Who Cares .

[@whocares4932]

@@rutracking hm?

[@camera2178]

I know right! It's so cool!

[@whocares4932]

@@camera2178 honestly!!

[@StupidAlex36]

@@rutracking Bruh

[@ndrew_B]

ᴵ ᴳᴱᵀ ᴵᵀ, ᴮᴱᶜᴬᵁˢᴱ ᴵᵀ'ˢ ᴹᴼᵀᴴᴱᴿ'ˢ ᴰᴬʸ

[@v3ngeful804]

ExActLy

[@fluffanator1015]

You know it’s a hard flex when jack himself likes your comment

[@unknown-xj3xd]

AGREE

[@gabbyofc3496]

i remember 2 years ago mothers day, it was fine i guess..

[@juanmiguelzazuetabecerril6427]

Jack give you a hart you know how hard is that that happends you aré so lucky

[@fallensketch5796]

Why is he so pretty? Like I don’t understand how someone can be so talented and so beautiful at the same time

[@HypenNupen]

He’s the epitome of a perfect human being

[@invisibleeye8752]

Anyone can be both easily at same time it's simple to understand

[@strastudio4029]

LMAO AS I WAS READING THIS I TURNED AND LOOKED AT HIM AND HE WAS JUST FLOPPING AROUND

[@Addahandletocontinue5972]

@@strastudio4029 lol

[@R1pp3dR1bs]

Like bro he's adorable 😭✋

[@user-wf4of7qk9p]

The steering wheel is an instant pot lid.

[@unnamedtraveler7380]

Now that I know this......... Well I just know it now

[@user-wf4of7qk9p]

somuchMincraft 7 👌

[@StarKeeper76]

No it's a steering wheel you dummie

[@beblepebble3096]

Yeah you stupid its a steering wheel smh my head

[@Elderlynubbub]

beble pebble it’s not a steering wheel you can clearly see that

[@albertcopenhagen4859]

That steering wheel isn't for steering the car. It's for turning the axis of reality

[@TheeFoolishNoob]

Thank you. That really made me laugh

[@greenlysquirrel9574]

It’s an instant pot lid

[@averys1738]

@@greenlysquirrel9574 I thought you were trying to say “plot twist” but nope, it’s an actual pot lid.

[@daftnord4957]

arguably its for turning the universe around the wheel, rather than the wheels itself turning

[@florac4454]

I want to be the camera man watching him dance for this

[@lizzieoneil9774]

Ms. Fox same

[@shrimpfriedhuntling]

that would be amazing

[@L0CAL15]

#DreamJob

[@juaneskator]

Tripode time

[@augustwilliam7677]

Oh, but but don’t we all

[@battlebean339]

I like how jack isn’t afraid to do funny stuff and put it on the internet. I wish I had that level of confidence.

[@kwombat5306]

But you wont cuz u a loser

[@tbe9790]

0:36 can we appreciate how he uses a pressure cooker lid as a steering wheel?

[@bruhbobent]

*WHILE DRUNK DRIVING-*

[@sgtsurgeon.]

@@bruhbobent *W I T H H I S K I D S -*

[@sillybuffalo45]

Recponisbl paretn

[@badartstudios1018]

i thought it was a roomba

[@Iluvlovelovelovya]

@@sillybuffalo45re𝘴poislρ ρ᥅ꪖrn

[@FF-ch9nr]

instrumentals sound like something straight from Chowder

[@kellybaker7399]

omfg yes

[@wobblesama6014]

Game theroy Was jack chowder

[@mattcunningham9235]

I almost guarantee the beat is from an old parliament song called "give up the funk" thats not a bad thing.

[@LRomo12_YT]

Farhan Fahmi ah a fellow man of couture

[@lizzzrd5412]

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS UNTIL NOW I LITERALLY WATCHED LIKE EVERY EPISODE OF CHOWDER

[@xafurus]

Jack stauber: djsjsbhdifikfk keep calm carry on poster Me: oh yeah this is my jam edit: woah I completely forgot about this comment, I think this might be my most liked comment :) anyway,

[@myra1222]

Wooooosh (it means you don’t get the joke)

[@monkeyspirit4679]

@RedNblue the gopnik No it was a joke

[@camsmith6979]

@RedNblue the gopnik Yeah no, there was a joke here you just didn't catch.

[@snea5201]

@RedNblue the gopnik ddhhddjks dudkanbcje disoak gmc smkc . Scorl!

[@relaxationstation8486]

Oh thAs JUs fo Meee

[@foxtrotsys]

I like how some of Jack's videos have deep, dark, depressing lore, and then there's just T H I S-

[@cheesypotatoes1096]

Who else would be friends with jack even if he wasn’t famous? Like- he genuinely seems like a cool guy

[@Nick_ga839]

Me

[@WiloPolis03]

From interviews he tbh seems really weird lol but I admire how passionate he clearly is about music & animating

[@kailanibrown3118]

Me ofc

[@kailanibrown3118]

he seems interesting and cool tho

[@random_annoying_kid7371]

I want meet him so badly, he seems so chill and kind

[@milomarz9339]

*WHY IS THE SPECIAL K SO TRUE* *WHAT THE HELL* *HE KNOWS TOO MUCH*

[@clawzx1195]

Find it out dum-dum we all have those kinds of relatives maybe not even moms

[@hamham675]

clawz, just clawz r/wooosh?

[@clawzx1195]

@@hamham675 yeah, r/wooosh

[@milomarz9339]

@@hamham675 r/wooosh.

[@inverted_paradox4170]

Jack subers talking about his secret life as your mom here I shall I should know because my secret life was being your dad

[@peachy8238]

nobody: my mom trying to convince me that shopping with her is fun:

[@Mccallum2014aj]

How is that so accurate

[@kittylovergurl6452]

With me and mom it's the other way around 😂

[@peekarae]

just walking behind her while she takes 3 hours to find a pair of jeans 😔

[@kittytherequirem]

that’s a mood

[@project_letters]

Why is this funny to me

[@Ican3sleepxd]

0:54 I love how the red bag just says "Junk"

[@MalaikaESC]

One of my favorite parts LOL.

[@Iluvlovelovelovya]

@@MalaikaESCthe junk bag©

[@MalaikaESC]

@@Iluvlovelovelovya RANDOM JUMPSCARE COMMENT WHEN I AM NOT JACK STAUBER OBSESSED ANYMORE

[@Iluvlovelovelovya]

@@MalaikaESC I got jumpscared •3•

[@candiedlemons7401]

1:08 IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT JACK’S _GORGEOUS_ EYES

[@xigaxhad3635]

*c l a y e y e s*

[@R1pp3dR1bs]

@@xigaxhad3635 y e s

[@howmakebeans]

mmmmm

[@user-qk2dh3tq8h]

@@xigaxhad3635 y e s

[@BooLOL123]

B e a u t y

[@Prototale1487]

Can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact that he had such a big smile while pretending be was driving with the children

[@taylordirks6325]

Dont forget Queen

[@acatonceattackedmeandscrat6302]

Dont forget he was drinking and driving

[@alambrito7258]

Good even if I didn't do kids there if I had a big smile

[@viralvegetable2411]

one of the coupons said “free garbage”

[@cdaemondx8241]

It was a burger tho.

[@marleymarley8347]

Me

[@bubba8984]

salt lamps

[@billbob8602]

One of the bags says junk

[@Setyourhandle10]

Pls give time stamp

[@jaelynlorin7336]

jack can go from vibing to existencial crisis in 2 videos i hope he comes back on yt soon i miss that guy

[@annielemon]

So are we not gonna talk about how this is one of the cutest videos he’s ever made

[@slam.p]

Well we should

[@kirishimakinnie3205]

@@slam.p facts lets talk

[@minana2785]

@@kirishimakinnie3205 talk we shall

[@nightdino345]

@@minana2785 you guys didn’t talk 👁👄👁

[@heyimhere7048]

@@minana2785 when you guys didn’t talk: 👁👄👁

[@PolicemanPlanet]

Wait a second don't tear up those coupons my broke ass needs em

[@supahcomix]

Policeman Planet but they are fake,he printed them out (EDIT: JESUS FUCK,STOP REPLYING TO THIS 2 MONTH OLD COMMENT,I FORGOT I EVEN MADE THIS DAMN COMMENT,SHIT

[@mythical_bread9741]

gummybear madness believe me there are

[@julienbelair6524]

r/wooosh

[@entity1566]

Jules Ortega you CAN'T say anything more fitting XD

[@MrTheil]

gummybear madness No. Shit.

[@kokichiouma9963]

Jack: now you don’t poke me! Bee: *pokes* Jack: *listen here you little-*

[@talaofi9426]

Kokichi Ouma kokichi what are you doing here hahaha

[@kokichiouma9963]

Nene Yashiro I’m here I guess o-o

[@cupidsisters1121]

I think you look like a sexy motorcycle *v r o o m v r o o m*

[@kokichiouma9963]

CUPID SISTERS *V R O O M V R O O M*

[@VIRTUALVAMP]

oMg KoKiChI- 😭🔫

[@kotafortine3309]

I sent this to my mom on mothers day she loved it

[@DmackTV]

same but just did it out of nowhere, she didn't say anything though

[@DoubleBiub]

b-but my mother says "wtf is this"

[@DmackTV]

_vV AR_ she said that at first but I think it grew on her

[@JuanPerez-mu2ev]

@@DmackTV OMG 666 likes i have to ruin this to save Mr Beast from demonetization

[@whycri3105]

She said wtf

[@cherrygum3800]

Karen Stauber

[@residentalien818]

Such an evil insult

[@dark_attribute]

Can't decide if I love or hate this

[@williamcotto7209]

She took the kids.

[@chickensandwhich5025]

@@dark_attribute same

[@chickensandwhich5025]

pls rly?

[@AJFX101]

A Jack Stauber video longer than 15 seconds? Sweet! Edit: Thank you for the ❤️! Keep up the amazing content! Loved every note in this one! (Especially the riff near the end!)

[@ryunosuke8966]

AJskii this is a song from his album its a music video

[@Anonymous-hr2kk]

AJskii Is Jack Stauber had a whopping 3 videos under 15 seconds

[@golden_cube]

He looks so swag with them shades😩😩

[@MiddyGaming]

I hope he nevers featured in rewind, people aren’t ready for him

[@GPLT4L]

Jack is too good for rewind

[@zomphi]

The whole rewind is a shithole

[@polybius3821]

@@GPLT4L true. Rewind would taint his following

[@victorianavarro5741]

They deserve to know

[@CometMothman]

*jack is to cool for rewind*

[@LittleSkullyScrub]

Jack Stauber: makes clay animation People: that’s weird Jack Stauber: makes Coupons People: now that’s dedication Jack your amazing ✌️❤️

[@zomboss9242]

*THERES SOMETHING HAPPENING!*

[@iwonthesitateebltch3319]

*SCRATCH THAT*

[@antboykl1349]

*I’M READY*

[@catscroissants6816]

*CLOSE UP, WOW!*

[@itsatecnotatec]

*I LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL*

[@user-kg4nq5pk9y]

When you're 7 and think the Mimosa that's on the table is your orange juice: *"oH tHaT's JuSt FoR mE."*

[@logmanelschmogan5920]

Oh, he says mamosa, always thought it was mom sauce

[@mcchicken2392]

Logan NOTPAUL same thing

[@anxiety64]

my mom always made non-alcoholic mimosas for new years, and they were good

[@Dogman_35]

@@anxiety64 That's just... orange juice.

[@anxiety64]

@@Dogman_35 it was made of fizzy white grape juice and orange juice

[@saintabsinthe]

I don't use the word "funky" often but this beat is so goddamn funky my dude

[@dar1n_fgp]

Its literally the "who got the funk, we got that funk" beat lol

[@earthtoursamajor]

He's the living definition of funky

[@cherubblu]

I imagine that being read in dark dom’s voice

[@alextheglitch1101]

I use the word funky way to often but I can vouch this is double funky

[@RetroPlus]

It is indeed funk

[@nightingalewednesdaynightmare]

Every Mom should play this amazing song on Mother’s Day !!!

[@sour_dolly_8097]

Top 10 iconic mothers

[@sydneyklemm5674]

Canyon Code in anime

[@nokiohascontent]

Sydney Klemm no in anywhere

[@PinkieRockStar878]

Top 10 anime moms

[@coratheneutralmilkhotelfan2131]

Top ten sexiest Hentai moms

[@santiagoavelicavillada4977]

Top 10 milfs(?

[@bipo819]

I always imagined Jack being alone in his house bored, then decides to make some music, it's great

[@SurprizE98]

Hi im Iny He’s not married but I think he has a girlfriend. There was a tumblr post where it showed him and his girlfriend but it was a while ago, not sure if they’re still together.

[@RetroPlus]

As a producer, I can say that's pretty accurate. At least for me.

[@shuv5715]

Kids: literally start killing each other. Jack: S K I R T Edit: HOW DID THIS DOG SHIT COMMENT GET 4.5K

[@camillahearsch4807]

Skiiirt

[@sircookie7965]

It used to be just arguing why are they killing each other now?

[@MEOO00W]

Lol

[@chiacknelnanakson7611]

*hehe danganronpa go brr*

[@Mi66664]

@@chiacknelnanakson7611 LMAO YUSS

[@rat3579]

Jack looks like he's having the time of his life doing this ! It makes me feel happy :)

[@caffin3powered]

I think a bee was probably kidnapped for this video.

[@KetaLove]

:0

[@scrap-wrk6222]

Nope just a paid actor

[@Oridemic]

Knowing Jack, he would probably attempt paying the bee.

[@cheeseburger9926]

@@Oridemic im not even jack and i would pay the bee because I felt bad for using it

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

like a 1/50 of his life was spent on this video

[@doodlesack41]

Jack is best mom and no one can say otherwise

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Zanpai Chan otherwise

[@doodlesack41]

Dont Know Don't Care Gasp. How dare you.

[@Dan-xx8fx]

Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won’t poke me (now you don’t poke me) In my 180 In my 180 degree In my 180 In my 180 degree Cup in my cap And I'm drinking my mimosa Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster (Drivin’ the kids to the mall and back Listening to John Mayer Gettin’ my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster (Slip into JC Penney’s Having a day sale Gettin’ my mom on) Culinary perfection I’m gonna lay out the PB&J while I’m walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K (Oh that’s just for me) On a paper plate On a round white paper plate On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster (Drivin’ the kids to the mall and back Listening to John Mayer Gettin’ my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster (Slip into JC Penney’s Having a day sale Gettin’ my mom on)

[@subsamadhi4124]

I know what cutco is but i dont know why

[@MyPotatoAim]

2DannyTheBananaBoy6 cutco is about selling knives. He sings about selling a knife to a bee.

[@alexsan1492]

I thought for a long time he said "now you wont beelieve mee" LOL

[@YourFoxFriendYT]

Lady Potato make top comment please

[@letizi_]

I don't know if I'm correct but I think it's red keep calm carry on poster not read. Sorry if I'm wrong

[@mochitakanashi3498]

Jacks is the mom we all want😌 his little dance 0:53 had me like 😭💕💕

[@shouyuuz2812]

jack is a soccer mom who always gets her kids the shirts that say “im mamas superhero” and cover their eyes when something sexual comes on TV

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Melonni I want jack to be my soccer mom

[@gobbohunter]

I think they could make something amazing, but I also think that it would literally destroy youtube through the power of pure, unadulterated weird

[@eartianwerewolf]

Nyliun ✨ Nyliun ✨ my mom let us watch people get shot in movies and let us watch rated R stuff but if any sexy parts came on she made us cover our eyes hahhahahahhaa

[@gavinj7507]

mmm but he steals clothes, drinks while driving, and doesn’t care for his kids health... sounds like a loving mom to me

[@LoralieM]

Lyrics [Intro] Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? A-na-na-na [Verse 1] Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won’t poke me Now you don’t poke me In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree, uh [Chorus] Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster (Drivin’ the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin’ my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster (Slip into JC Penney’s having a day sale) (Gettin’ my mom on) (Woo!) (Ah...) [Verse 2] Culinary perfection I’m gonna lay out the PB&J while I’m walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K Oh, that’s just for me On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Oh, yeah On a paper plate On a round white paper plate [Chorus] Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster (Drivin’ the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin’ my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster (Slip into JC Penney’s having a day sale) (Gettin’ my mom on) Uh! [Outro] Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster (Drivin’ the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin’ my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read “KEEP CALM CARRY ON” Poster (Slip into JC Penney’s having a day sale) (Gettin’ my mom on)

[@Mn-gv6nh]

Thanks

[@LoralieM]

@@Mn-gv6nh Your welcome

[@localforestwitch7215]

Ah, so you can understand the language of the old ones

[@mirkoles1]

NOOOO JACK IS DRINKING MIMOSA NOOOOO

[@grogle3945]

Wait I thought it was cut throat connection

[@Meeeeb]

Am I the only one who thinks the beat sounds exactly like something that would have been on chowder.?

[@nopenope1305]

agreed

[@chanelprincess07]

Same

[@butteredtoast4194]

same xdxdxd

[@subsamadhi]

You can tell he used an oldp funk beat

[@niffchiold]

Sounded like give up the funk

[@WillyDeeTV]

what would jack do without his greenscreen

[@andistansbury4366]

Make more clay horrors.

[@levihott7157]

Happy mothers day to the best mom, Jack

[@cassidylynn6203]

I discovered jack about two years ago and instantly loved his music. I didn't really watch too many of his videos but the more I became a fan of him, the more videos I watched. This particular one I've watched at least 100 times. It gives me a feeling I've always wanted. The feeling of a not so perfect but fun mother. Fixing me a pb&j while she drinks her mimosa. Honestly, not just this song but so many more of his songs make me feel things that I need to feel. Things that sort through the emotional distress I experience every day. I'm not one for opening up or letting others know that I hurt because I have to be the strong one for my younger siblings, for my husband, and for my friends but I tear up from a lot of his songs. Jack Stauber is an important person in my life. I listen to him every day. He touches my heart and I only wish one day he will know the importance of what he does. How he helps people like me with his videos and music. You help me through a lot and I thank you for that. I know this video is old so no one will really see this but I just wanted to say thank you

[@_psyf0rk]

o(^▽^)o heyo

[@drdoof2940]

this is a really nice comment :))) i feel similar but about my dad 💖💖💖

[@MaraXipe]

What a nice coment :'D.

[@monoko1315]

𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦

[@orb_1504]

nice essay, 6

[@TheSuperCommentGuy]

Your videos scratch an itchy part of my brain, if that makes sense.

[@sofialaya596]

I like that description very much sir

[@darltrash]

Me too

[@MrTheil]

That’s the best way to describe Jack’s content tbh

[@p0p525]

that sounds disgusting tho ifs accurate

[@pattykrabbies]

Wtf me too??? You found the words I’ve been looking for me my dude

[@tabbyc7143]

'Hiding the special K... oh that's just for me' has such fantastic mom energy, nailed it!

[@absolutelyshmooie7086]

Jack stauber is the only person who can make me like songs without knowing the lyrics

[@buttersloth4313]

ikr haha

[@wetblanket9015]

miku

[@absolutelyshmooie7086]

wetblanket I don’t like vocaloid

[@MAR_abisal]

To bad

[@wetblanket9015]

@@absolutelyshmooie7086 reasonable

[@oldchanneltccasanova]

I love how he's casually drinking and driving with two kids in the car lmao

[@eriksparr334]

no u there ”is” alcohol in his drink tho

[@landencarr5443]

it just goes to show how much research he's actually put into the concept of being a soccer mom.

[@HeyiPlayMusic]

He getting his mom on

[@nyancatmeowmeow2322]

tccasanova he's drinking orange juice so it's fine

[@thisismysecondaccount8351]

They already got into the car crash, that's why the kids look like that

[@lex1212]

Depression: *exists* Jack: no

[@PantsYT]

never heard of his "Depression is cool" song?

[@raimbowdash360]

It is clear that you’ve never heard dead weight.

[@mr.oopsiedoopsie]

It’s more of a yes but actually no

[@scorpuloid3952]

Depression: continues existing Jack: ok once Jack: new normal

[@text862]

Jack is a very happy lil bloke who just endorses heavy themes

[@gorgolyt]

Rhyming "drinking my mimosa" with "keep calm carry on poster" is on another level

[@vrgssmnncht]

Is the steering wheel a steam cooker lid? That’s amazing.

[@angela.luntian]

why havent i noticed that before? legit thought it was a prop steering wheel

[@GermDGator]

Freaking eagle eye among us. I did not see that!

[@ToxicTwisterC]

Oh my god it is

[@autummgeiser2438]

JACK IS AMAZING-

[@chaoticgopnik7582]

Jack Stauber dancing just makes me super happy its literally my favorite thing on this earth I stg.

[@jpprobably]

you know what's funnier and will probably make you happy even more? Jack dancin' to some ol' music while holding a machetes on both arms while at the same time having a "F U C K" poster in the background

[@chaoticgopnik7582]

@@jpprobably Lmaooo

[@suzanadejupiter]

me

[@Nobody_873]

Depression is cured

[@hualianbraincell6190]

This song genuinely makes me so happy and gives me such fun vibes

[@TestSubjectMacHoshi]

Mom vibes

[@fireworksfordinner]

Fun mom vibes

[@catiguess1807]

At 1:50 he genuinely looks happy it's just wholesome 😭-

[@HeyiPlayMusic]

"Slip into JC Pennys - they're having a day sale; Getting my mom on" Love that line

[@ItsDave07]

This is the part where the kid who said stop being depressed and get a job realizes he will never be as popular as jack

[@ItsDave07]

@Orange Jello i didnt know sorry

[@Pootisbird01]

That “kid” was Markiplier, I’d say he’s doing pretty good for himself now

[@stinkygayfrog5742]

@@Pootisbird01 oh dam-

[@bloof5455]

@@Pootisbird01 wait really? I need Context

[@Pootisbird01]

@@bloof5455 No, it’s not Markiplier

[@viralvegetable2411]

jack: drinks alcohol throughout the video everyone: such a great mom wow!!

[@viralvegetable2411]

AestheticCola it’s called Mimosa it’s a mixture of alcohol and orange juice

[@scrumbole]

but that’s what moms do

[@ctrlpea7058]

Growsomestrawbs hol up

[@bruhbobent]

@@scrumbole ಠ_ಠ

[@cuddleslikespie]

@@scrumbole not when they're DRIVING

[@berfae]

Jack stauber cosplaying as a suburban mom

[@bigtownweirdo]

Happy Mother's day y'all

[@kappa3667]

Merry mommy day dude

[@masonjones]

your videos make me so happy in a way i cannot describe they’re amazing and i hope you live forever

[@canceledartist]

This unlocked a memory: My mom wouldn’t let me eat special k cereal and say that it was just for her and for people that were on diets or whatever

[@rustydagon598]

Dude my mom too

[@rustydagon598]

Turns out that shit was just awesome!

[@Boba_snail.378]

my mom said that too lol

[@canceledartist]

I’m so glad we all lived the same life

[@Pablo-rg7ge]

Ye

[@serenahaider]

Jack Stauber dancing is my permanent aesthetic.

[@theeggpope6309]

Why has no one mentioned that jack's using the lid of a crock pot as a steering wheel?

[@mrshaggalinahaggalinamagal7476]

that’s such a mom thing to do

[@gatoradebottle358]

@@mrshaggalinahaggalinamagal7476 I was gonna say the same thing lol

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

oh my fucking god he is

[@neondennon]

How else does he get his mom on? Silly

[@BooLOL123]

I thought it was a toy car wheel

[@bottlesalts]

“I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee and agree that it won’t poke me.. Now you don’t poke me!” I LOVE YOU JACK STAUBER

[@fuckindumbfox]

N O W Y O U W O N T P O K E M E !

[@hgsanimations875]

ｎｏｗｙｏｕｄｏｎｔｐｏｋｅｍｅ！

[@clownpup]

Is anyone gonna talk about how he has a bag that just says "JUNK" on it? ... I want one

[@chonkthedog7002]

Put the kids in there

[@dingacool2304]

FlipSkips Jack Stauber Merch confirmed

[@excusemesir37]

@@dingacool2304 it should be though

[@chocolatecorpse4445]

I think I've never seen Jack vibe this hard and it makes me happy

[@ralumairy]

MMMMM HECK YES IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS SONG SM RECENTLY IM LITERALLY BLESSED

[@therandomshowthing8413]

EchoedCosmo Same, it's a very good song and video

[@rebeccaball209]

Yes! me too.

[@svoont]

Still good （＾ω＾）

[@gachamaya7701]

EchoedCosmo q-

[@oversizedhoodie7063]

666th liker!

[@genesisrodriguez1116]

here are the lyrics, they aren't in cursive: Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? A-na-na-na Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won't poke me Now you don't poke me In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree, uh Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Culinary perfection I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K Oh, that's just for me On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Oh, yeah On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Uh! Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on)

[@sillysami88]

you’re the definition of a goat, thank youuuu

[@bjorkfan07]

cut throat connection

[@-movedchannels2585]

some people may say this is the worst video ever, but to me, this is *a masterpiece*

[@Green1sh01]

Who has said that, tell me so I can give them a stern talking to.

[@bxttercxp_swxxts]

Who said that? Let me break their legs-

[@SomeGuyIn2241]

Who the hell said that? This song barely have 838 dislikes

[@harrisoncowell7838]

@@Green1sh01 maybe more than a talking to.

[@zombieinatrenchcoat9715]

Jack : *sings in cursive* Me : *wow so relatable*

[@nealonervin2190]

Another SuperMarket has Russel tru

[@ewew4616]

I can in cursive!! I have a lisp...

[@kat4276]

Showed this to my mom and she said “he would be a cool mom” 🥺

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

amazing comment

[@a.nautilus]

shes not wrong

[@broblerone413]

so true

[@pinkduck4782]

This song emits vibes that you haven’t felt in a long time

[@TobValHjerte]

Honestly Jack is such a fun lad- absolutely love these- he's just having a time- 🧡

[@trazda5572]

Next music video needs to be Leopard!!

[@samsonmcgloughlin]

That's a weird way to say Small World

[@prankt2415]

I believe it is pronounced... "Databend"

[@2gupsy4me]

It translates to Cunk, thank you very much

[@Zenssei]

No next musicvideo is O.U.R

[@User7624name]

Yeah Id love cunk to have a video too

[@genericytaccount3351]

Ah, this song smells like old cafes and thrift stores 😌

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

Smells like the furniture section of a department store. Specifically between the cooking pans and laundry machines

[@iannovember4096]

Are you both ok I don't think you can smell stuff from a music vidoe.

[@squigglywigglywormies8471]

@@iannovember4096 can you not smell things from a video?

[@pmkinskye5903]

I smell laundry and thrift stores tho. I’m kinda scared now

[@missycat7598]

I can smell decades old plastic and cold winter air

[@kavajarrace]

Yeah, that Special K’s actually gonna be for me, sorry jack.

[@froggie5628]

Nah man i ate it already but i made you a bowl of cherios

[@harrypotamus4968]

Is there anything on the Cheerios?

[@Kinzsters172]

The Scout Mom says it’s my turn for the Special K

[@Lamp4444]

0:21 probably the most famous bee

[@olivecool]

How do you radiate such a specific energy that is impossible to describe

[@plooshiepunch2944]

a chaotic form of wholesome purity that can be either comforting or unsettling depending on the listener

[@brainimpediment]

is no one gonna talk about how much of a bop this is?????