Goodwood Revival 2015

[@artyjay2608]

I'm his dad, I didn't get invited either. Mind you if you had to wear on of those silly hats I wouldn't have gone anyway

[@relentlessduckproductions8779]

+Arty Jay you guys are hilarious

[@ExaltedTurnip]

Relentless Duck productions are made by my brother Adam, who didn't invite me to go with him to Goodwood. Putting this aside, I am burying the hatchet and the festering sore of my bitterness to write an objective and fair review of the material you are about to watch.Ok..lets race to the best bits first. At 2:00 minutes Adam mentions bacon rolls. I LOVE bacon rolls. I mean I really love them. If Adam had invited me to go with him to Goodwood (but oh, no, he took his friend Paul instead) I'd have really enjoyed it. Just saying. At 10:02 minutes he mentions kit kats. Now I love those too. So lets be clear about this, and please understand, I am not bitter at all, I am completely over the heartbreaking snub of not being invited to Goodwood, Adam and Paul stuffed their ugly faces with bacon rolls and kit kats while I was left in a dark corner of Birmingham. Did I mention I am dying of a terminal disease and this may have been my last chance to see the festival? Ok, I went too far there. But still....Where was I? Oh yes, the best bits: at 11:02 filming suddenly ends due to a "technical failure" (YIPEE!) due no doubt to the utter incompetence of my brother. Who took his university friend Paul to Goodwood. But not me.In between the highlights I have mentioned above, there is some generic material featuring old cars, some crowd shots of people I didn't meet because I was not there (because he didn't take me) and oh, I don't know, some engine noises. And some planes.In short, this film, 11 minutes of your life you'll never get back, is the nadir or film-making and there were not enough mentions of snacks.