Google Translate Sings: Steven Universe (Theme, Stronger Than You) ft. Caleb Hyles

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[@parkereve]

The difference between ruby and sapphire Sapphire: this is us Ruby: I SHOOT HIM

[@reyhookerlubreo159]

😂

[@hamzulakM]

And they two are garnet lol

[@goldfishiies]

I literally DIED when I saw this comment

[@katelyndaley8827]

well it makes sense......

[@mackenziemarkiplier9975]

Random Person I love Ruby and Sapphire!

[@ryanmeneo6301]

blumberg universe is my favorite show

[@luisek.8199]

Ryan Meneo The best character has to be Cobblestone, no?

[@ryanmeneo6301]

Luise K. no it is obviously BOURGOGNE

[@toxapixel3946]

Luise K. But she's not even jewelry

[@fionathefox1235]

Ryan Meneo i will only wach the show if they chage the name to that

[@zoed2478]

YASS

[@poserkai]

“If you are wrong you are cool” Middle school in a nutshell

[@FezardgamesAJ]

LOL SO TRUE

[@AlbanVenti5]

😂

[@gg0806]

Tabbs lol!

[@lilythegoatking4197]

True

[@VeritasMiles]

Now it is America in a nutshell. 🤦🏼‍♂️😭

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

"Has my relationship been established?" I don't know Garnet, I don't think your relationship is clear enough yet.

[@dorky_creations9047]

Blue Dragon it has now, reunited am I right!?!?

[@theblahwhatsup6558]

DORKY creations eyyy

[@SV5195R]

Well, Garnet technically *is* a relationship...

[@epicgamergames9855]

Garnet? Never her of her, I only know B O U R G O G O N E

[@missatjkm2168]

"If you are wrong , you are cool" - Nice way of thinking Blumberg :/

[@rachelhanger888]

Mister Spadochron a life lesson for all of us

[@SP-qb9gh]

"I can not leave the four men" - what four men there's three women and one man and what are they doing anyway and WHY DID U NOT SING IN THE LAST LIKE HALF BEATS XD

[@wolfhound1725]

Mister Spadochron clickbait titles

[@user-ft4pb5vb3e]

Wolfhound172 games Well, the title isn't 100% true, but it's not clickbait.

[@littlepinkmagic]

Mister Spadochron yes, yes it is

[@PanickedTato]

"I love who I am and I better exercise." It sounds like a new mantra for living healthy!

[@koolkidcait]

That is so true :U

[@SerenityM16]

OMG YES!!!

[@r4tzd0ll]

Jennifer Bureau I feel like this is everyone in 2017...

[@chaoscat1499]

The song already sound like a work-out jam to begin with, so this is the next logical step.

[@Bunny36]

Jennifer Bureau I laughed so hard at that line.

[@zenithd.8781]

Lol omg if you translate their names into the language Hausa and back, "Pearl" becomes "Diamond" welp that was a drastic leap in authority...

[@ConnorRK-uu4xo]

Pink: My p- I mean my Diamond! You have become a diamond Pearl: When did this happen?! Pink: *scrolls down to this comment* Pearl: I see... *Holds back laughter* Therefore I relieve of my duties as a Pearl to become Pearl Diamond

[@zenithd.8781]

XD

[@gachathyst7047]

Omg

[@sunnick6010]

Also, Pokémon reference.

[@mickeytatertots9223]

Proof that pearl is meant to be a leader lol

[@bernardojungklaus2815]

"I shoot him" 10 sec later "I did not hurt my friend!'

[@baykkus]

Opal, Cobblestone, Bourgogne... AND BLUMBERG! Not the heroes we deserved but the ones we needed.

[@itisALWAYSR.A.]

Bourgogne is French for Burgundy. Pearl seems to have been supplanted by wine. Peridot would approve.

[@louisxiv631]

*BOURGOGONE*

[@LoderryPlaysPVP]

Lol

[@saucernfg]

At least Pearl and Amethyst stayed (Opal)

[@pocket-stars]

YOUR HERE FROM THAT TOO???

[@thetrashghost21]

This might be one of the best things ever. "AND BLUMBERG!"

[@polly873]

fanny3211 lol

[@mattneese8571]

How do you even get Blumberg from Steven

[@mattneese8571]

And Blumberg?

[@peter-vp3fy]

I saw you on that Daughter Of The Moon Videos

[@mattneese8571]

Well yeah, I know that, but how badly do you have to screw up the name Steven before you come back with Blumberg.

[@TristanMerza]

Ah yes, my favorite character: *cobblestone*

[@ramiromunoz1161]

Not better than my favourite: B o u r g o g n e

[@yohanacalle3900]

Mines is *(BORGONE)* or Blumburg🤪

[@elechronic]

OPAL... Wrong gem... Still a giant woman tho

[@amyjones7023]

BOURGGOGNE

[@kayplaya86]

Ah yes my favorite show Blumberg Dimension

[@Nitemurr]

The "I love who I am" part really sounds like something garnet would say! She loves who she is but not in a cockey way but in a healthy way! *Garnet:* " I like me!"

[@genericname5198]

*Opal**

[@Girlcatlove1524]

It's not steven universe... it's BLUMBERG universe!

[@stargazer3607]

Girlcatlove1524 blumberg Galaxy I translated it

[@ereshkigalhraesvelgr1746]

Blumberg DeMayo

[@Nero-xm3xp]

Girlcatlove1524 hey I know you you make animations for popularmmos right?

[@stevie0fox162]

Girlcatlove1524 ayy ur here

[@limeuwin2388]

Girlcatlove1524 SKIP TIME

[@bonkza2024]

You can't steal my Oc *BLUMBERG*

[@moominm1037]

HE WAS MY OH SEA

[@cinnacakeart]

Hi aquamarine I'm aquamarine!!

[@schmelonss6126]

I dont know why but I Died of laughter when they said the crystal gem names, Opal was okay, then cobblestone..? then outta nowhere you hear Bourgogne , I just burst in laughter, then Blumburg?! God help me.

[@felixettos]

I love who I am But I better exercise Also: Rebecca Sugar: the first woman to make a cartoon network cartoon, and makes one that has more female characters than male ones Google translate: THE WORLD IS A MAN

[@subkris]

To be honest, I think Stronger Than You actually has a very good message in it for google translate. I love who I am too.

[@dontmindme376]

BerryDotEb And u need to exercise!

[@lpspencildropproductions7071]

Steven: Okay, Garnet, you just drew yourself. Garnet: Uh.. I like me.

[@haiderkhan4060]

And I better exercise

[@skylardraws399]

Same

[@MintleafCakes]

I'd better exercise!

[@aquamarine3139]

"I shoot him" How....straightforward of you.

[@ericcartman1012]

Umm

[@jenkinsfamily3330]

My name is jada too!

[@TincanTophat9907]

CLOD!!!!

[@vtran612]

Steven Universe Steven: THEY HATE MEN? Blumberg Universe Blumberg: *THEY HATE WOMEN?!?!?*

[@lunaisbestpony4217]

"I did not hurt my friend" "try to beat me as often as possible" hmmmmm

[@roisss]

AND BLUMBERG! **Dies**

[@AK-gk1ui]

Bourgogne

[@addisonavery4667]

Cobblestone

[@fatgriffin9907]

that is French for burgundy

[@newbietubes9493]

Sugar Sweet i was laughing so hard

[@theroyalmelon8969]

Sugar Sweet XD yerp i died too

[@rurikariyushi]

"If you are wrong, you are cool!" Yay! I'm cool!

[@beretperson]

EmberTheVixen a.k.a Ember but if you're wrong about that you are cool, and if you are cool you're right, but...

[@dapperfantasticpanda4873]

You're wrong you are not cool

[@saber63001]

EmberTheVixen a.k.a Ember thar be a paradox laddy

[@rurikariyushi]

Dapper Fantasticpanda What a paradox!

[@jamman8277]

EmberTheVixen a.k.a Ember so you are not cool.

[@angelirc7256]

1:46 : Malinda: "I shoot him." *8 secs later* 2:00 : Malinda: "I did not hurt my friend." Me: "Wow...yeah sure."

[@ethdoggodurand6675]

Lol XD

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

*G U I L T Y !*

[@BobBob-zg5lz]

“Who would do such a thing?”

[@ketchuppball9019]

Burr in a nutshell

[@Hanami63]

Well, to be fair, Garnet does indeed love who she is.

[@Bellatocci]

We..... *W E R E D R U M S*

[@Kzvel]

we are crystal jewry will keep it for long time if we cannot think we are abele have alway found ways the world is a maaaaan thank you opal cobblestone BOURGOGNE And blumberg!!

[@ProvidenceMTF]

P I Z Z A W E F L E D T O G O A N D F I G H T

[@slurpuffthesweet4037]

"I love who I am" is basically Garnet in nutshell

[@iAmMadeOfSoup]

Slurpuff The Sweet Steven (Blumberg): Garnet, that's just you. Garnet: Uh. I like me.

[@Raptor8600]

yup

[@bessieburnet9816]

It's the show in a nutshell

[@n3rumin]

Slurpuff The Sweet true.

[@Wandergirl108]

…So…Looking up this song, and glancing at a few things on the KZbin pages I noticed while doing so, but without having ever watched this show…Is Garnet, like, two people fused together? Not in like a bad way, like a Captain Planet kind of way…am I getting that right?

[@americaroleplayer]

'I love who I am' Yeah, that's . . . that's Garnet's whole character.

[@roemanced]

Ah yes *opal,cobbledtone,and bourgogne* Such amazing characters but despite how beautiful these characters are *blumberg* is my favourite

[@HeresToPhilipWylie]

"I love who I am"? What an unexpectedly positive message! Well done, atrocious Google Translate algorithm!

[@artsyryder]

HeresToPhilipWylie yep

[@mrshirecat1057]

How ironic is it that garnet is opal 😂

[@DubaDerpo]

MrShireCat ummm hate to tell you but Opal is a fusion of Amethyst and Pearl. Amethyst and Garnet fused is Sugilite and Garnet and Pearl is Sardonyx. Sorry to be rude but do your research. :P

[@Selemin]

Potato Fries Wut? I think what MrShireCat meant is that it was ironic that Garnet became Opal through Google Translate because Opal is a fusion of Amethyst and Pearl, and it’s ironic because Garnet is not a part of that fusion at all so yeah.

[@DubaDerpo]

Ok

[@mrshirecat1057]

Allie A EXACTLY😁

[@mrshirecat1057]

Potato Fries I did do my research :P

[@charisgehman7941]

"I shoot him.' three seconds later "I did not hurt my friend"

[@annaliseroberts3056]

“They are concerned about what I am doing” Just imagining Peridot facepalming in the corner as Jasper sings instead of doing anything.

[@tsundokuowo7133]

"If you were wrong, you are cool!" The only motivational line in this whole video..

[@silverhawkflash]

That should be the motto of the Off Colors!

[@JS-lk1ut]

What about I shoot him?

[@noahshelly3403]

______ ______ lol bro

[@noahshelly3403]

Lucy Billings thanks for describing my goal of life -_____-

[@Visciralis]

im the person able to cool the sun and freeze the whole earth then

[@pppenguig2627]

BOURGOGNE IS MY FAVORITE CRYSTAL GEM

[@alisafricano6635]

I like opal

[@epdelira]

I like blumberg

[@tankmemer8650]

Cobblestone is the best one out of all

[@4junit]

Tbh Opbourgone is the best

[@AlbanVenti5]

I live in Bourgogne LMFAO

[@Fruitpatch]

"We were drums." Me: You and the four men were *drums* ? "Pizza, we fled to go and fight." Me: So you and the *four drum men* ate some pizza and then went to go fight?

[@noceurr_]

2:23 be like I LOVE WHO I AM!!! but I need to exercise 😂😂😂

[@flyingspacebrainedidiot]

Basically me

[@ethdoggodurand6675]

Me xD

[@jeremywhistler2850]

relatable

[@starlightmoonsisters3589]

Does anyone want to watch opal, cobblestone, Bourgogne, and Blumberg fight some evil?

[@aychtooo3981]

Hell yeah

[@kioku119]

WOOT!

[@sianvictorialiu2114]

fuck yes

[@eatsand9123]

Starlight moon Sisters yup

[@peach6648]

Starlight moon Sisters i’m actually shrieking and crying so loud rn

[@andrewoshawott1611]

"I love who I am." Pretty accurate.

[@garance6606]

"Ok, Garnet, you just drew yourself." "Uh I- I love me."

[@juni7908]

Garance accurate XD

[@vtran612]

Amethyst: Who cares!? Pearl: I do! Pearl and Amethyst: *Laughing* *fuses* Blumberg: Opal you’re a fusion! *LATER* Cobblestone: You got this Bourgogne! Bourgogne: Ok ship turn us around Bourgogne: oooooh-oooooh

[@raptormelapl3890]

This NEEDS to be an au!

[@missilluminati3389]

"If you think you can stop us then I need to rethink." And NO ONE'S talking about this 🤣🤣

[@CJCroen1393]

"I shoot him." (literally 14 seconds later) "I did not hurt my friend!" Sure, Malinda, sure...

[@static_theshapeshifter]

yeeeeeeeah

[@haloiconic]

Lol

[@deadshot7666]

Court!

[@hugoguh1]

*OBJECTION!*

[@theweirdo6833]

Busted!!

[@lamjoe529]

Crystal Jewelery: a cartoon about drums becoming crystal jewelery. There are four drums in the group. Opal,cobblestone,bourgogne and blumberg. Together they will find your favourite hand

[@vtran612]

lamJoe Joe Opal..

[@janzataj6714]

XD bourgodne just destroys me

[@yayayay5898]

Google Translate was secretly hoping for an AU with Opal as the fusion lol

[@coffeejellysupremacy2199]

Time passes and The drum named Opal has to fight...something and learns to love themselves but is not sure if they can win or even do exercise, The fact they don’t exercise was so bad that one part of Opal passed out

[@idontknowwhattoputheresendhelp]

Actually it's BOURGOGNE

[@Dani-it9vc]

I love who I am... "I like me": an actual thing Garnet said in Steven Universe.

[@Dani-it9vc]

@AkiAnime WHAT IF

[@benoitdot3756]

I love how Opal is the one character who does not form Opal

[@Josh-ii1if]

Up Next: Blumberg and the Blumbergs

[@alekascellar]

Joshua Miller I'm CRYING

[@GWROliver]

_OH, BLUMBURG! BLUMBURG IS A BIG, FAT MEANIE! A BIG, FAT MEANIE ZUCCHINI!_

[@mikeswagbadass]

You can see it in your eyes There are two, three, four I do not like the others (He does not want anyone, nor ..) This is not true I want some And Blumberg Blumbergs to smile Me, me, and These are all the same And Blumberg Blumbergs Come on now, do not be shy Me, me, and the same thing (for me!) These are all the same

[@melaniepoad2771]

Blumberg and the crystal jewelry

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Joshua Miller With me myself and I and him

[@Isabella-qj6hd]

So, in this video we find out- *If you're wrong, you're very cool kiddies. *The crystal gems were drums before, and now they are crystal jewelry. o-o *The crystal "jewelry" are able have always find ways. *The world is a man. O-o *Garnet changes her name to Opal and then Garnement... what were ruby and sapphire thinking... and Amysthest changed her name to cobblestone, Pearl into Bourgogne and Steven into BLUMBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "sigh" Rose and Greg please rename your child.. -_- *Garnement never found your favorite hand so, kindly tell her. * Garnement is a lot of absolute.. *Please try to hit Garnement if you can and give her a stable. *Please tell Garnement the way to the remix before she get lost. *Please find a boy/girlfriend cause Garnement is angry you are alone. *Garnement loves who she is. *Garnement can see what she's doing. *Garnement is NOT sick. *Garnement better exercise.

[@etetgg1364]

isabella 7890 OMG TRUE XD

[@galaxywas_taken]

isabella 7890 shoot u made me die of laughter now how do u feel lmao

[@samsmidnighttv4114]

She also came to herself as one of "The great Tools" (Whatever that means)

[@tjltl]

*The crystal jewelry can not leave the four men *The crystal jewelry ate pizza and went to go and fight *If the crystal jewelry can not think they are able have always find ways *Garnement is back at the same time *Garnement came to herself as one of the great tools *Garnement doesn't strike collaboration *Garnement shoots him *Garnement felt it *Garnement is not finished *Garnement didn't hurt her friend *Garnement and her world will spoil *Garnement thinks you're not afraid of anything *Garnement is not just a few *They are concerned about what Garnement is doing *Garnement was angry with them in this world *Garnement is negotiating... Just adding onto the list...

[@pommeko7804]

*Amethyst*

[@menezes3388]

"We, are crystal jewelry." *Imagines the gems being turned into jewelry* O-O that's dark.

[@gumballandcraig4445]

I have a theory. This is the far future of the current Steven Universe plot(after Steven Universe Future). Ruby, sapphire, and Steven's gems were all shattered after what might have been the second great gem war, even while Steven was fused with his loved one, Connie, as Stevonnie. unlike the first war, though, the amount of crystal gems were very low, and the crystal gems lost the battle, leaving America(the continent n it the country) and a small distance past its borders in a post-apocalyptic state. But Steven still survived after getting shattered. Connie, not so lucky. Although, after realizing that he had failed his mother, Rose Quartz, his home, and the love of his life, Steven went into exile out of grief (note that in this time, Steven is an adult). Pearl and amethyst, being the only half of the (original) crystal gems left, fuse into opal for the rest of their existence to keep each other safe. years after this incident, Opal comes across a grey colored gem. This soon-to-be-formerly mysterious gem introduces herself as cobblestone. after proving herself worthy , cobblestone is dubbed a crystal gem. Meer weeks after, in France, they come across another gem. This gem is green, but doesn't know what gem she is. This new green gem introduces himself as Bourgogne. Unlike cobblestone, Bourgogne says that she knows Steven, and is instantly dubbed a crystal gem. By now, the team is almost up to their original number of four members. all they needed now was Steven. Bourgogne leads the rest of the crystal gems to an apartment(still in France), where they find Steven. The new crystal gems try to convince Steven to come back, but he's stubborn and at first, doesn't agree for multiple reasons. one of them being that his four best friends were from France and didn't have enough money to go to America. another one being that he has a good job in France as a businessman and was making good money. Although, after a few days, Steven decides to rejoin the crystal gems wielding an iron, pink painted shield that he forged himself and connie's sword. Steven insists that the crystal gems call him Blumberg, because his real name was a constant reminder of his mother and lover, and how he failed them, the shield and sword already being a constant reminder of such. And with that, the crystal gems were back, and ready to once again protect the world and the wasteland that used to be America, the way they used to. after reuniting with the original crystal gems, meeting cobblestone, and thanking Bourgogne for leading the gems to him, Blumberg showed the gems a project he had stated only days after leaving the crystal gems. a robotic gem. Blumberg called it Garcon: the first male gem. AKA Garnement. Garnement had all of garnet's character traits and memories, but completely different design and abilities. The crystal gems have their doubts, yet Garnement still showed promise. The gems decide to take him onto the battlefield. Garnement showed great skill and was dubbed a crystal gem. after a few months, Garnement starts to think that he never got the respect he deserved, and that the crystal gems were just using him, and never really loved him. With that, Garnement starts to seek revenge. Garnement attempts to assault the crystal gems, but Blumberg stops him before he can do a lot of damage to anyone or vice versa. Blumberg explains to Garnament that he and the rest of the crystal gems were using him to help them in battle, but they still cared for him and respected him very much. After thit talk with Blumberg, Garnement accepted himself for who he was, but was still haunted by his past actions. However, that didn't stop him from doing a good job as a crystal gem. It took me two and a half hours to type this. Also I explained what happened to Lapis Peridot and Bismuth in the replies.

[@vtran612]

I like it but what happened to Lars and the off colors?

[@gumballandcraig4445]

Victor Tran well, nobody had a way of contacting them until after the war. And besides, this war affected space as well.

[@equij3542]

you are a genius

[@gumballandcraig4445]

@@equij3542 thanks.

[@b4alpha384]

We need a fanfic about this

[@cheesypuffs9069]

1;47 I shoot him 10 seconds later I DID NOT HURT MY FRIEND

[@genetlm7104]

cheesypuffs 90 - That's what they all say...

[@jubblebubbles]

cheesypuffs 90 hahahahhaa

[@knighteix]

cheesypuffs 90 lol

[@littlepinkmagic]

They always say that, I bet she did what pearl did in the "3 gems and a baby" episode, tried to pull out Blumberg's gem

[@Lars_224]

I have a theory! What if she shot her friends friends

[@lilytwinklenoodle]

I imagine this as Opal, cobblestone, BOURGOGNE, and Blumberg jamming while Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven look on with concerned expressions.

[@mayfujihami9496]

Lily Twinklenoodle wouldn't Opal be pearl and amethyst tho?

[@guinealover6674]

Frisk Don't ever question this. -Rose Quartz

[@mayfujihami9496]

guinealover6674 !!! *QUESTIONINGGGGGGGGGGG*

[@stargazer3607]

There can be multiple opals

[@Kirkklan]

Lily Twinklenoodle It's a wierd foreign adaptation of their lives, and they don't know how to react.

[@Sidekick-Sil]

“I shoot him” Later on... “I did not hurt my friend!”

[@OfficialBFTPOP]

Garnet = opal Amysthest = cobble stone Pearl =BOURGOGNE

[@alliellama233]

The best crystal jewelries: "Opal, cobblestone, BOURGOGNE and Blumberg!!"

[@CroSpeXtor]

Why did no one tell me cobblestone was the best crystal jewelrie

[@sugarbxnny741]

Somebody make this? (I would draw it but I’m too tired right now)

[@peridotuniverse7203]

At least they got Opal right

[@abyanbaihaqi9187]

AllieLlama #COBBLEISLYFE

[@koolkidcait]

"we are crystal jewelry" "the world is a man" "i shoot him" [EDIT] HOLY FUDGE I DID NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH LIKES THIS HAD WTF

[@streamtheshapeshiftingfox3659]

Breaking news: A piece of jewelry shot the world!

[@koolkidcait]

Oh no! D:

[@baykkus]

That escalated quickly.

[@otiose2921]

"I DID NOT HURT HIM"

[@AK-gk1ui]

*if you are wrong, you are cool*

[@kirbyquartz5609]

I like how Garnet is translated to Opal, but out of the Chrystal gems(except for Steven), Garnet is the only gem that isn’t a component of the fusion Opal.

[@kirbyquartz5609]

I also translated the rest of the Chrystal gems that aren’t mentioned in the intro until SUF. Bismuth -> Sorry Peridot -> Please try again Dorito -> History Lapis Lazuli -> open Lapis -> More information Connie -> to be Jasper -> Nestle Budapest Cheeto Puff -> Less than

[@dracoventus8898]

this my google translated version of Stronger than you This is a grenade Wake up again I will never fall into the hands of people like you Because my kindness is good All the places told me to "cry" We will not follow your standards Come and see me from your pride Come on, you and me Come on, one and two! Come on, try, if I can, I'll smoke! Do not you think that I'm confident in my relationship? I'm sure that I'm not ashamed for the name of our team But I'm angry at the baby Do not waste our work Let's live forever If we split up, we will return to the new We raised a stone I do, oh, oh, oh, I'm coming OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh This is ours I If you think you can stop me Then you need to think again My opinion I will never let you down I will never let this harm my planet I will never give up on my friend Come on, try, if I can, I'll smoke! Do not you think that I'm confident in my relationship? I think I'm worried about you. Because of your confidence in the value of my work Yes, I'm better than you! I ... them. I'm very angry and I'm very patient. I say it! I do, oh, oh, oh, I'm coming OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH Stronger than you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Stronger than you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Stronger than you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh About Me

[@quentingilanian8045]

Dedication in a nutshell

[@anon2704]

Draco Ventus I’m laughing so hard that I’m spilling tears lmao

[@jayhawthorne9715]

*I'm angry at the baby*

[@AgentofChaos315]

This seems to switch between kinda accurate to completely off. I love it.

[@mikeallevesque18]

"if I can I'll smoke" eeeeeeee that's not a good idea

[@ZenitrixYT]

Am I The Only One Who Just. *REALLY* Wants some Bloopers of google translate sings Like. Please?

[@stargazer3607]

Star Lover123 i do

[@artcartcat5620]

I want that

[@LunarPatch]

I want it too

[@rachelhanger888]

Star Lover123 yaaaaaaaaas

[@charschultz999]

I AM BLUMBERG! ~Google Translate, 2017

[@korepandora]

I can not leave the four men 9) ( 9)

[@giothefew4300]

Y u sad and tired?

[@-strawberrymilk-1778]

"And if we cannot think.... We have able have always find ways!" Wow just wow

[@apollojustice44]

A N D B L U M B E R G .

[@potatoproductions1397]

He's my favorite apple tree.

[@macawesomebird3383]

*I shoot him* Later... in court... *I DID **_NOT_** HURT MY FRIEND!*

[@TaterzChan]

Google translate being positive on Stronger than Yo- Y-you shot him?

[@ahunknown9215]

"If you are wrong, your are cool!" Wow! Thanks 😀

[@WilfredCthulu]

I mean, it at least got the part about Opal being a crystal gem right.

[@nex1484]

Wilfred Cthulu thats very surprising that Google translate that something right​

[@penguinoats4613]

It also make sense cuz she's a fusion as well!

[@sonicthetoot]

Ida Sarnblom not it's not dumbass it's garnanent is a real gem

[@lostperson5482]

Wilfred Cthulu but Garnet isn't even part of Opal... Amethyst and Pearl are.

[@enriquewood4699]

She is a fusion

[@Hello-xp4vx]

Opal. Cobblestone. BOURGOGNE. And Blumberg!

[@ElLucoso]

10/10 best anime

[@TyranntX]

Blumberg Universe

[@MG-mh8xp]

i would love to see those characters in the new show called blumberg universe

[@mvShooting]

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AerithAndBob

[@weatheredcopper]

I mean, two of them are technically stones... but other than that Google Translate isn’t even close.

[@themageofcontext7071]

Ah, yes, my favorite show, “Blumberg Galaxy”. Featuring Opal, Cobblestone, Borgogne and Blumberg

[@tisawatermelon6917]

"If you can, please try to hit me" Sounds like this is from something from undertale

[@theseparationofdarknessand1775]

Opal Cobblestone BOURGOGNE and... BLUMBERG

[@SartorialDragon]

Now i really want a crystal gem to join that has a cobblestone with superpowers on their head. (Head, cause the German word for cobblestone (Kopfsteinpflaster) contains the word for head)

[@EpicSchmoochle]

Opal...

[@galaxywas_taken]

Opal, Cobblestone, Bourgogne, and BLUMBERG!! Pretty solid if you ask me. Ah yes, Cobblestone, and Bourgogne, my favorite ship. Edit: wth dose likes

[@sebastianphan422]

And GARNEMENT!

[@lostperson5482]

Galaxy Cat Bourgogstone

[@evielecroise]

HAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING (inside)

[@mochiloki]

If you replaced them in the right order, you’re talking ‘bout Amethyst and Pearl. I dunno much about Steven Universe so I won’t question...

[@adeletedaccountaunusedacco8773]

Galaxy Cat #Cobblestone_is_life!

[@ethnictendo]

2:16 - 2:21 Steven in Steven Universe Future in a nutshell.

[@frostytales1132]

“This is us” “I shoot him” 😂🤣

[@missatjkm2168]

"I love who i am" - Stronger than you Justin Bieber version :|

[@Tonyfakhry17]

Mister Spadochron 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bessieburnet9816]

Garnet: I have never found your favourite hand. Jasper: ...Uuuuuhhh...?

[@daltoncriswell803]

Get her with the conFusion tactic!

[@bessieburnet9816]

Dalton Criswell Yup!

[@jordanhanson9757]

Elizabeth Brawn *Jasper's reaction to this probably* Jasper: What...?

[@renthewerecat]

ruby or sapthire? I THINK RUBY!

[@outisousia]

Garent XDDDDD

[@Hutch2Much]

Opal, cobblestone, Bourgogne AND BLUMBERG i laughed WAY too hard at that

[@crypie7858]

Opal, cobblestone, *BOURGOGNE*

[@gabeishungry8854]

"I shoot him" ahaha that to funny the way she says it is so funny

[@sofianapolitano3506]

Shut up you sound stupid (lol joke)

[@gabeishungry8854]

Shut ur face

[@sofianapolitano3506]

Let's just stop talking ok.👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@BoohooLoveCandyXD]

Your grammar and spelling is atrocious

[@theanimator8224]

and you better exercise

[@possumgag9186]

*I S H O O T H I M*

[@ElLucoso]

*I D I N 'T H U R T M Y F R I E N D S*

[@handsoap4446]

Mparmparigos Yeah *_I S H O O T H I M_*

[@bessieburnet9816]

*IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP US* then I need to rethink.

[@RiceBBinka]

The irony that you said “I am not finished” as soon as the camera did that

[@weeeeeee9728]

0:43 *BOURGOGNE* Your welcome

[@RedPhoenixMarie]

This has me dead

[@bessieburnet9816]

I can only imagine Japser's face if Garent decided to sing this instead of the actual Stronger Than You.

[@thew1678]

she would be like 🤔🤨😐😑😬😦

[@Ajehy]

Confusion tactics!

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

“I-“

[@joannamysluk8623]

​@@Ajehy More like con-FUSION tactics.

[@blshultz11]

@@joannamysluk8623 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rrammay]

If you could only know what we really are... We...WERE DRUMS

[@cosminirimiciuc177]

RammayPkmn 01 True!

[@galaxywas_taken]

RammayPkmn 01 WHY LMAO

[@wonder052]

MYSTERY SOLVED

[@depressobean623]

*Work, work....* "Angelica......." *Work, work....* "Eliza......" "AND BLUMBERG!"

[@fireballme1153]

"The world is a man" -Blumberg Universe of the Crystal Jewelry

[@oobiestar]

i shoot him *later* i did not hurt my friend !!

[@arandomperson2298]

Azabby 48 I know right

[@JhoF79]

I LO-O-OVE WHO I A-A-AM

[@JS-lk1ut]

Hmm... "HIM" isn't a gem... So who got shot?

[@sofazbrazzersproductions3]

B l u m b e r g

[@noahshelly3403]

______ ______ Gred

[@mortysmith5343]

But I Think I Am Angry Because *y o u a r e A L O N E*

[@ariannewingard1660]

That's not a bad translation.

[@aimlessidentity9567]

When someone's OTP isn't canon.

[@happycatist123]

Extroverts talking to Introverts in a nutshell.

[@Meep_Sheep]

Garnet becomes Jasper's wingman. XD

[@th1rtythr334]

“I love who I am” pretty much nails it

[@th1rtythr334]

But also... “BoRgOgNe!”

[@cacnmheese90]

Mom: are you doing homework? Me: Yeah

[@bobobsession4562]

*WE...WERE DRUMS*

[@integbit]

*CHRONICALLY OVERWEIGHT*

[@renthewerecat]

apernetly gems use to be drums XD!

[@pmaha5603]

Opal is such a cool character! :O

[@pmaha5603]

Oh wait, it's garnement...

[@hyappy2281]

Paniti Mahasukon but isn't garnament opal from the opening?

[@pmaha5603]

hyappy22 Oh, my bad. Thank you for pointing it out. Ps. Cobblestone is still pretty cool though.

[@rhymebeat1142]

It's quite amusing because Opal is in fact the fusion of the other two members of the group.

[@gortmo]

clearly cobblestone is best

[@sylveon-bows125]

Nobody: Still nobody: Really, nobody: Will Schuster: *if you are wrong you are cool*

[@user-eb6hf7gp7f]

"I love who I am" is so cute

[@pinkapop]

"I'd better exercise" xDDDDDD

[@MamaMOB]

I like how it's all about loving who you are but knowing that you need to stay healthy. Good job Google translate good job

[@mrb3an77]

Yes good job google translate! Better than bing! Bing just sits around

[@krislaw6013]

2:21 I've never felt so motivated. Thank you

[@kennymartin5976]

"And Blumberg!!" *wheeze!* Halp! I can't breathe!😆

[@horrifichannah]

"i love who i am" "and i need to exercise" um, doesn't that cancel each other out? EDIT: okay yes i get it you can stop telling me now, it was like 2 am when i wrote this ;w; thank you for the responses though

[@Ellielulu_Ellielu]

Ham Overload Not necessarily lol....You could love your own personality or how you look, but wish to gain muscle/work out a little to get a healthier life style, so you don't die early. I doubt this helped though XD

[@Nakia11798]

Ham Overload They love their personality but feel out of shape. Plenty of people like that

[@horrifichannah]

yeah, you do have a point lol. i never really thought that deep into it :/

[@Ellielulu_Ellielu]

Ham Overload That's alright though ^-^

[@confushisushi]

And loving yourself doesn't preclude you from wanting to improve.

[@j1ll1anz85]

"I couldn't find your favorite hand" Me: *Dies of confusion and laughter* Edit: omg so many likes thx so much

[@renthewerecat]

the bottem line is me every second of the video

[@DragonLouie]

Something about singing "I love who I am" over and over can really boost your confidence lol

[@Fruitpatch]

"I cannot leave the four men." Me: *What four men you talking about there*