Tim's New Toys - Autumn 2019

[@Snotlingfondler]

Ah, a relaxing Tim Video [INTRO ANNIHILATES EAR DRUMS]

[@sneklover69]

I'm not the only one then

[@skakdosmer]

I liked the old intro better anyway.

[@Snotlingfondler]

I thought my speakers had fucked up at first

[@Jesse__H]

Yeah they messed up the audio balance on that part

[@jgames01]

Definitely thought I had sat on the remote and blasted the volume. Then he started talked and I couldn't hear anything.

[@make.anything]

Thanks for sharing my lock puzzle, and for the ongoing inspiration your collection provides! Always a delight

[@kikconzuelo]

I felt very excited to see your puzzle here! What a cool crossover

[@Lucas-iSL]

I KNEW I'd seen that M from somewhere! Nice to see such a creative talent around these parts

[@EggBastion]

Those lizards are really neat. Are they really printed already assembled?

[@Noble06DS]

@@EggBastion yes they are!

[@I_Crit_My_Pants]

@@EggBastion It's actually easier to build it pre-made. Think about how 3D printers work, the link that joins 2 pieces is built first and then the plastic that locks it in place is printed over the top.

[@elsquisheeone]

"Tim's New Toys" *first item is a disposable razor sharpener* Never change, Tim

[@shh11111]

HeH

[@somon90]

Little known fact: Every time Tim utters 'heh' he's actually mentioning Ḥeḥ, an ancient Egyptian deity that is the personification of infinity or eternity. Ḥeḥ originally meant "flood", referring to the watery chaos that the Egyptians believed existed before the creation of the world. The Egyptians envisioned this chaos as infinite, in contrast with the finite created world, so Ḥeḥ personified this aspect of the primordial waters. Tim's invocation of this deity is done with the intent to once again return the world to chaos, through the infinite flooding of the waters of the Nile.

[@anuranbhattacharya9938]

Lol🤣🤣

[@pepperonipizza8200]

Now that's what I call "deep end" lore.

[@ZacHawkins42]

Well played!

[@Sonofthefire4]

Heh.

[@matttumberman2191]

STAND NAME: HEH STAND MASTER: Tim

[@ruskyalmond1977]

2nd - Girl With A Pearl Earring 3rd- The Great Wave of Kanagawa 4th- The Scream

[@ToyInsanity]

*SPOILERS* 2. I dream of Jeanine of the Nile 3. Clint Eastwood on the head of an elephant 4. A dog smoking a cigar

[@bluegent7]

2. A bottle of great Scotch 3. A bottle of great Scotch 4. A bottle of great Scotch

[@Julia68yt]

@@bluegent7 kzbin.info/www/bejne/epC3lJypntmehNU

[@kroolini3678]

2nd - pearls from the Nile 3rd - water from the Nile 4th - no more water from the Nile

[@dovah6975]

2nd - A blue dot 3rd - A white blur 4th - A orange blur

[@Vanvanroo]

*shows a drawing of a Japanese house, with bamboo outside and a windchime* "Independence Day" Aaahhhh Tim, please never change

[@johnnycats5157]

Crickets chirping.... "Birds"

[@ky-gp4sz]

*cricket sounds* “birds that are outside”

[@DanielRenardAnimation]

_"Tim, that's the sound of a cricket."_ _"Oh? Don't you need eleven people for that?"_

[@jwrs6292]

Did it ever occur to you that he might be referring to Japanese Independence?

[@KoiosDusklight]

@@jwrs6292 There is no Japanese Independence day. There are some countries that celebrate independence from Japan though. The closest Japanese holiday would be National Foundation Day.

[@dovah6975]

I keep getting amazed at the things he shows me every time. I never think this will get old

[@berkleypearl2363]

I really hope that with the changes to KZbin regarding kids content that this channel stays here and continues to bring joy to people of all ages

[@viktordickinson7844]

KZbin doesnt want kids to be safe, it wants them to be profitable.

[@Ian.Murray]

I love that Tim doesn't know the difference between crickets and birds 😊

[@praveenb9048]

Does he know the difference between birds and bees?

[@jayemeljay2117]

Jajaja!! He forgot it was set in nighttime... Birds don't sing at night!

[@TheNobod3]

I'm willing to bet he got all those sounds wrong, save the fireworks

[@adonisfernandez3425]

@@TheNobod3 He is right in the first one, is a bottle of beer. The second one is a deer scarer (Shishi Odoshi) fountain and the third one is a glass windchime (Furin)

[@ChazCharlie1]

@@jayemeljay2117 whhoooohhooooohoohooooo

[@jasoncollins5133]

I am wildly envious of Tim's renewed sense of wonder with every discovery he makes in the toys and gadgets he shares with those of us watching on KZbin. Wonderful.

[@mrsg8996]

It’s about time Tim got somebody to supply him with 3D printed toys. ❤️

[@mikkermkker2152]

"bang boom bang boom baaang" - *Tim the ToyMan 2019*

[@goddammithoward]

I love this channel so much it's like sitting with your grandpa. So warm peaceful and pure ♡♡♡

[@ToyInsanity]

Razors are not toys. Not making that mistake again, Tim.

[@Joso997]

Expecially after that commercial

[@ajobarafat88]

what about dil*o?

[@cancel7387]

@@ajobarafat88 those are snacks

[@ladypeter1]

Bro let him be

[@Breegan]

I figured it’d be a toy in and of itself, like a gag razor to prank someone with, somethin, like that.

[@slannim873]

One of these days, I’m gonna go to one of these mythical trade fairs.

[@mayonnaisevibes]

When you know what the picture is close up.

[@Oldfriend841]

Mb rungart yeah I immediately recognised the Mona Lisa before he even explained what it was

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

yeah I got the wave one immediately

[@gadgez_]

Okay so like... is it just my autism? Because they look the same near and far to me. I can tell what they are, but the distance has no effect, it just looks like minimalist blocky renditions either way.

[@theWader3000]

I got the scream and the tidal wave right away, what was the one that wasn’t Mona Lisa?

[@thesmitty1299]

@@theWader3000 girl with the pearl earring

[@haydnmalyon7690]

The intro volume almost took my head off.

[@travosk8668]

Haydn Malyon that illuminati triangle was missed by a lot of ppl

[@TheDeeGeeNL]

Same here!

[@cindyespindola4946]

Same😅

[@richyh4474]

Anyone else time tim on how long it takes him to say the word "years" in each video. Under a minute today

[@imwilltrimble1414]

This is so random I love it

[@4cannibal]

I've never really thought about how he says it so often in every video but now I'll never be able to stop counting and timing him

[@KapnHook]

Yee-ahs

[@soupHasapple]

Mom: You’re an adult, you can’t play with toys anymore. Me:

[@scottbruckner4653]

69 likes. No one touch it.

[@theimperiumofman102]

You can sell my toys when you pry them from my old, cold, dead hands.

[@Epsilon191]

@Judge Dredd okay

[@Epsilon191]

@Humphrey Hogan jesus christ just piss off

[@violightghost8592]

Humphrey Hogan Shut up boomer

[@jordanezell5132]

It’s safe to say, time has been kind to this man. God bless him.🙂

[@YiamiYo]

Oh my gosh, that "in and out" was awesome. It triggered my asmr in a big way.

[@amyflakes]

omg same i wanna find more creators that do stuff like that

[@Dr0dd]

Somebody needs to look through all these videos and make a list of all the specific triggers they contain.

[@macswanton9622]

He's like John Candy in "Little Shop of Horrors"

[@viktordickinson7844]

Stop being weird.

[@viktordickinson7844]

@@Dr0dd stop being weird

[@ECLIPSE-gj2up]

I cried when i seen the waves painting. Its one of my absolute favorites. I first seen that actually in a china wok i believe, or something like that while i was eating my pork fried rice, and it had koi painted in it. My favorite fish as well. So beautiful ❤️

[@carlosmuller3565]

I used to watch this guy back in 2011, I’m now turning 22 in a month. Good to see he’s still reviewing toys

[@linkinluvlive]

The lock puzzle is by Make Anything here on youtube

[@mrsg8996]

linkinluvlive hello fellow follower of Make Anything.👍 I thought the same but the key is different. Is this one of his alternative designs from his MyMiniFactory page? kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2eweGtpiNulY9k

[@basvanveghel1750]

If you take a good look at around 3:00 you will see the Make Anything logo though

[@linkinluvlive]

@@mrsg8996 I believe so. You can see his logo on it :)

[@mrsg8996]

linkinluvlive thanks. I can see that now on my phone. Now I am curious as to why no mention of his fellow content creator. Both also have same interests in toys too, the difference is Devin creates and Tim collects. Now I really want to see these two do a collaboration. Do you guys too?

[@linkinluvlive]

@@mrsg8996 I figure he doesn't know. His friend just printed and gave it to him, so no idea that a fellow KZbinr created it. And yes! I think a collab between them would be so fun :)

[@Jerome...]

Girl with a Pearl Earring, The Great Wave off Kanagawa, The Scream

[@beaker126]

It took me a bit for the Girl with the Pearl Earring, but I got the other two straight away. Weirdly I knew the first one was the Mona Lisa before he even pulled it back.

[@Jerome...]

@@beaker126 Girl with the Pearl Earring was by far the hardest, I never noticed how black the background is.

[@beaker126]

@@Jerome... Agreed, the Wave was the easiest, I thought.

[@jakebustillos9]

I could tell what all but the girl with the pearl earring was before he even pulled back but the great wave and the scream actually snapped for me like he said unlike the Mona Lisa, I think it’s just because the Mona is so well known and has been portrayed in numerous styles already

[@ModestJoke]

@@beaker126 That's funny, I got the rest instantly, but the Wave was a bit of a challenge.

[@ughneyko]

I love his videos so much. His voice is so relaxing. Really helps when im anxious or stressed i just watch a couple of his videos❤️

[@AznBurk]

best part is getting ear raped by the intro!

[@ughneyko]

@@AznBurk thats true :)

[@DavidB-rx3km]

A perfect 10/10 ‘hm’ at 11:44 - bravo Tim

[@growthandunderstanding]

Very nice to see a mature person who is able to maintain such a high level of interest and even fascination intact for so long. I wish I could find so much fulfillment in such simple things.

[@riverevans726]

It makes me happy that everyone still watches and enjoys his content, as do I. And not just for the meme.

[@grassfield5177]

Which meme? Is it the gun thing? Lol, I discovered him before the memes, so I don’t know much about the memes.

[@Redasurc]

Come for meme Stay for wholesome

[@NaNa_W4NT5_F3MNM5]

There's a meme about Tim?

[@andyandy2498]

Tim is a world wonder, protect him at all costs

[@frostbytefreemanfilms]

Tim says “we live in a (throwaway) society” in this episode. I love it. Also, I bet Yoshikage Kira squinted real hard at the three squares that comprise the Mona Lisa’s hands.

[@cinnamonsunshine9653]

ily

[@frostbytefreemanfilms]

Fnaftastic *look at u* thanks?

[@K4RN4GE911]

It's amazing that Tim has gone from seeing his father sharpen an old school, cutthroat razor to reveling in 3D printed toys. Really shows just how far technology can advance in such a short amount of time.

[@SanthoshMaruthi]

The pixelated postcards were amazing, i could recognize all after seeing the Mona Lisa postcard.

[@praveenb9048]

What a lovely idea -- a channel in which a charming old man brings out charming, unusual toys and talks about them. Quite remarkable -- heh!

[@Idontknow-jj5qf]

When he said “lłįßæçñüę wábøłve” I felt that

[@Idontknow-jj5qf]

This is a cool very interesting video I like it but just don’t really understand him well but what I do understand is funny to me the video almost has an asmr type vibe

[@ananousous]

Yeah, there are times watching him where I suffer from aphasia

[@ryancollman3563]

The day that Tim dies, I'm literally going to cry. This man brightens my day everytime I watch him.

[@myksweet]

Ryan Collman who said he’s going first?

[@Fopenplop]

why are all these comments expecting him to die in the near future???? i mean, he's old, but he seems quite healthy to me

[@pubbets7290]

Who needs a real grandpa when we have these lovely wholesome meandering videos?

[@intothecalm420]

"The Scream" was the easiest for me to see. Very interesting how different brains work!

[@ThatGuyMagnum]

Wow that's really interesting, I thought Tim was just a bit old and not able to see the paintings up close, but I guess it actually just comes down to how your brain processes this information!

[@intothecalm420]

@@ThatGuyMagnum I despise sarcasm.

[@ThatGuyMagnum]

@@intothecalm420 Wasn't being sarcastic but okay?

[@eddietibbs8191]

I love falling to sleep to these videos

[@Magaso242]

I have to say this. I LOVE watching these videos. Something about this guy is just, pleasant. Like, I smile each time. Feel at peace, you know?

[@Erilis000]

Never thought about it before but 3d printing opens up so many possibilities to puzzle making and it's cool to see more of this featured on the show!

[@X1R-EZ]

Even when I was 4 years old I watched him now I'm 14 and it is still GREAT!!!

[@JamNightingale]

Grand Illusions is my favourite ASMR channel.

[@toomanyapples1741]

Besides the intro

[@JamNightingale]

@@toomanyapples1741 lol

[@pandrei2]

saaame

[@Lordodragonss]

9:15 - People build stuff like that from Lego :D

[@remtt]

Lordodragonss and minecraft

[@remtt]

Damian 2000 me too

[@Julia68yt]

2:15 Flexi-Rex! I printed one of those to test my 3D Printer LOL!

[@floramew]

Those pixelated classic paintings would make monster jigsaw puzzles. Not if cut in traditional jigsaw shapes, but with each color being block of color as a separate individual piece

[@MrNate-jd1nc]

I love your enthusiasm Tim.

[@jasonbaylor9865]

All of those paintings were obvious even held up close at first haha

[@TheRealFOR2WA]

1. Mona Lisa 2. Girl with a Pearl Earring 3. The Great Wave Off 4. The Scream Those are awesome!

[@Bootleg_Jones]

#2 was the only one I didn't recognize, though I did vaguely see the shape of a woman when he pull it away from the camera. The Scream on the other hand I recognized while it was still up close, but the illusion didn't really work nearly as well for that one. I think the "pixels" were a little to chunky for a painting with mostly curved forms.

[@freeaudiobooks7469]

I didn't notice any.... 😲 im going blind

[@freeaudiobooks7469]

I pulled my phone back further and noticed it. Thank god

[@domenicdefusco6328]

Never did I think I'd lear how to sharpen razors on my favorite toy channel

[@predmaster]

Hey! Finally i see a 3d printed toy from the make anything channel in a tim's video. Congratulations Devin!

[@kingyc8490]

I can see Tim having thousands of genuine friends, not like the one you get these days haha

[@danforbes3573]

You cant beat old Tim.Lovely stuff!

[@joeywall4657]

I love games of skill and precision! That card game with the magnet bass looks really good.

[@libriumgames6058]

Find it at: www.libriumgames.co.uk/store/index.php?route=product/category&path=59

[@housecat524]

1. Mona lisa 2. Girl with a pearl earring 3. The great wave 4. The scream Got them all right off the bat, I knew all those art history classes I took in college would pay off one day ha.

[@tOSdude]

House Cat Never heard of girl with the pearl earring personally, the only one I didn’t get.

[@mikehunt3688]

Early to a Tim video? I knew staying up was the right choice tonight.

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

@idris mohamed, i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/495/749/ab8.png

[@StevenZephyc]

8:16 Tim: it's just a bunch of color squares Me, without my glasses: it's Mona Lisa

[@mydartpen]

So nice to have people like this in the world, well done very appreciated that you share you knowledge

[@stitch626123]

Any one else getting those postcard art things instantly up close?

[@phidiasbagel]

The paintings are all famous enough that it was easy for me to identify them up close

[@Bronzescorpion]

I think a lot of people got it. You only need a few key details, like the blue headband, the rising wave and the open mouth. As soon as you recognize those features the game is up.

[@jacobc2850]

I love the geometric pictures! If I had trouble all I needed to do was squint, and I could see it! It’s amazing how our brains understand this!

[@Sourhope89]

Those postcards at the end were astonishing! The first and fourth ones I got even close up, and I couldn't get the second one at all, but the third one only clicked when you pulled it away. Absolutely blew my mind!

[@louisalzate6185]

watching these videos is like talking to a therapist tim is my therapist and i dont even have to pay

[@ArnoldsKtm]

That art thing made me tinglish.

[@jakep714]

i wish i was as fascinated by things as much as this man

[@ПавелПетров-н6я]

It will be very satisfying to see such postcard with Malevitch's "Black square"

[@happydawg2663]

0:30 What a great idea to save money and don't create more plastic waste. How awesome is this man.

[@retrocademediaofficial]

As a pixel artist, I find it interesting that others can't tell what things like that are from close up. I think it's neat how differently our brains perceive information

[@doctorofallrats]

Thumbnail Tim be showing us a minecraft texture

[@quentin-v9d]

I love the way Tim just disproved art.

[@Pusher97]

I could listen to this guy talk about anything.

[@unknownanomaly8362]

The third pixelated art card reminds me of an iconicly well known digital game amongst modern generations, which is called Minecraft

[@alexclark4968]

Looked at the thumbnail and for a second I thought he was gonna be telling us about his new sheet of acid

[@ignaciorivero9711]

I love this show so much

[@SpartanMJO12]

I do believe that's a Shishi-odoshi depicted on the Japanese card - used to scare away deer

[@otakuribo]

I learned this from the Animal Crossing games; where it's just called a "deer scare" in English.

[@nobuyukinyuu]

Yes! Relaxing things to make you think of a nice night in summer.

[@DarkArceus20]

Finally, my art history training comes in handy lol

[@uelssom]

what an amazing effect of those pictures!!

[@discofoxxy]

I instantly got the Mona Lisa, the wave and the scream, even before zooming out, but despite reviewing the second one like 20 times, I have not the slightest idea what it is.

[@princetonjasperholland]

We must protect this man at all costs

[@Arcticx369]

Wait, is tim friends with Make Anything? On that puzzle padlock, that logo is make anything!

[@tqft]

The pictures were amazing! Plus, you can still purchase Librium through their website! So amazing work Tim!

[@square_nomad]

Nice minecraft paintings

[@Vynny]

Jesus tap-dancing Christmas, Tim. Sort that intro out. It's far too quiet.

[@rebeccah3091]

i really love those pictures at the end . Thanks for sharing.

[@rossn5186]

Lovely, another nightly dose of asmr.

[@omotayoakinpelumi2061]

"I've never seen anything quite like it before"

[@SBW4453U]

I love this channel. Been a fan for years. My main source of relaxing ASMR

[@Tchernobog]

this show reminds me of what I watched as a kid on TV! Rolf Harris should make a comeback and start his own YT series!

[@KnuckleheadStuey]

Tim's got the luckiest grandchildren ever.

[@TheBigBigBlues]

The lock puzzle is a design by KZbin's resident 3D printer "Make Anything." I'm sure he would be happy to see you playing with it :D

[@churglaredinced.villardo7957]

long live the tim

[@weidwingelobjegdiv]

Soon enough another year passed by... are you ready for the new years video grand illusions?

[@siennamoody9523]

It’s nice watching this before bed 🙃

[@UltimateFoodReview]

I saw tim use a brush until it had no bristles and im surprised he didnt use a razor until it had no blades.

[@steveballinger9643]

7:18 that second tab sounds like me at 3am after a skinful.

[@thebackyardbushcrafter2028]

Steve Ballinger ?

[@toylover1793]

Those pictures toward the end are really amazing

[@Johniakson]

This made my day, thanks Tim 👍🙂

[@BooBaddyBig]

Stropping safety razors helps a lot, but not as much as drying them thoroughly. Turns out that razor blade stainless still corrodes, although far less than normal steel, so the drier you can keep them the better. I think the record is well over a year on the same blade.

[@recklessroges]

The Great Wave off Kanagawa and The Scream were easy for me. I found The Girl with the Pearl Earring difficult.

[@nifty3000]

Back in my day i had a rock to play with.

[@theCidisIn]

It is way to late where I am to be in the wholesome side of KZbin.

[@deathking0802]

cody hedges what is the time over there? Here its 10.44 AM.

[@Leo-wm2hm]

@@deathking0802 its 2:20pm now here in india