BIGGEST CROCODILE EVER NAME LAPU-LAPU

taken from Crocolandia in cebu, philippines..

[@user-ut9pt5hw9g]

This Croc has been at his grandma's house for way too long.

[@milothaloser1443]

You know his grandma was like “have some more baby”

[@setiawanaji3686]

Grandma make more cookies this week

[@demariojohnson8366]

😆😆😆

[@ulmerpark5079]

Lmaoooo

[@Skye416]

Lmaoooo

[@ricky6151]

Crocodile: Thanks for the appetizer.. *Now for the meal* Man: Wait what-

[@rajeshkumarpandey9799]

This deserves more likes

[@d4mn3t]

😄😄😄😄

[@ormfantanen7451]

That Croc would f him up mate

[@liveomm]

why do you think they stopped recording after that ?

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

"need a little bit of salt"

[@eddiegreencheez]

It's insane how something that big can hide so easily, and so close

[@jameswest4692]

....when in the water, would stand out in a parking lot

[@apersoniguess_]

And I imagine it can move pretty fast for its size, both on water and on land

[@SANJUKUTTAN826]

​@@apersoniguess_Not on Land Lol 😆 Especially this size 🥴

[@011egis]

The bumps on their backs make it so the water doesn't ripple when they move under the surface

[@SimonHaestoe]

Not if surrounded by croc-camouflaged cars

[@RealCoachLee]

So…they grew a dinosaur?

[@Stinky-samurai]

I would say so

[@BawikYT]

But it died because Filipinos are uneducated on how to take care this kind of wild animals.

[@Fazbearingtonthe3rd]

It's a purrusaurus (search it up)

[@0Anubi0]

​@@Fazbearingtonthe3rd That's extinct lol

[@Angelo-yr1en]

@@Fazbearingtonthe3rd Dinosaur!

[@Inflake]

“My dog doesn’t bite!” The dog:

[@sanderoxopsono9468]

Facts

[@pinoybladee5432]

weird looking ass dog

[@little_rin6393]

nom nom nom

[@panjitriprabowo3603]

😂😂

[@zay8804]

Same lame ass joke🤣I seen this on every animal vid

[@PhoenixMario]

The Crocodile is like: Hnngghh, c’mon legs, don’t fail me now

[@mrdinkymavius9607]

1:35 😂😂😂

[@MarcelosMps]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKG8p2eQeKeeraM

[@iam-pere9702]

U just made it cuteee

[@PhoenixMario]

@Kurogane -sensei It actually isn't, but I think I know what you're talking about is it when Miss Simian or Priniciple Brown jumps out of a window and say something like my comment?

[@PhoenixMario]

@@mrdinkymavius9607 Yeah lol 😂

[@FlicK8911]

The suspense, the climax and the reveal, a cinematic masterpiece

[@stepbrogaming4942]

I've went to his enclosure back in 2020, he's still big and healthy. He's the Place's prized crocodile, their biggest and get gets lot of food, 3 feedings

[@mangaranwow2543]

Think that why he is so fat. Crocodile's seem to eat all the food they get thrown at them, while they don't need that much food since they are cold blooded. Heard they only need to eat 1/10 of what a lion eats.

[@ScratchyBaws]

three little chickens a day isn't a lot.

[@corvid5530]

@@ScratchyBawsIt’s actually a lot for a crocodile. Maybe even too much considering how slow their metabolism is. You gotta remember that these animals can go months without a meal and be fine. Large crocs have even been recorded surviving multiple YEARS without eating. They do this by essentially shutting down their bodies and sustaining themselves off their fat to try and conserve energy which in turn slows down their already slow metabolism allowing them to survive through the harshest of times.

[@iamconsomateur3832]

Bro how is he still alive, soon the infarctus

[@tonypine3434]

I went to a reptile park in east Africa in many decades ago. The Nile croc had earned 14 rabbits by 2 in the arvo.

[@zaaya7719]

"Oh he ain't that big" "Wait a minute" "HOL UP-"

[@Corned--Beefy]

You Kay dude? Your PFP seems thirsty

[@dr.doctor2620]

hol up in yo pants

[@psychwardpussyeater]

Sauce on pfp my guy

[@chogak]

That pfp tho

[@aeroanosupremo]

Could some gentleman provide the sauce for the profile picture of this gentleman right there

[@christianhardwick6530]

1:40 he squished his on toe and shakes it off

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Ha! Cute

[@ronalddebbarma6882]

Bruh thanks for that😂

[@aztecsoul6052]

😅😅

[@strangecompanion2294]

Awwwwww

[@tellmeeurwish]

That made my day lol

[@myimpostor1634]

For anyone wondering, this crocodile is from Philippines Cebu, Crocolandia(seen in description). I went to this place and as far as I can tell, this croc is one largest laziest crocodile I've ever seen but It's friendly and by the way, its not only crocodiles, there is also tons of animals in here so its like a zoo

[@couragraceous5464]

I've also seen this crocodile when my school done some field trips all over the city during my 3rd grade. He is pretty huge especially in person. I also seen him being fed with chicken. I don't know if "Crocolandia" still existing up until this time, do you?

[@C-Farsene_5]

Its also why it got that name which is named after the historical local hero

[@JPLOWMAN2]

He’s definitely big alright, but I think I saw bigger when my parents and I went to an Alligator Park in Gulf Shores, Alabama. Big ugly sucker, and tough as nails too - he’d lost a foot in a fight yet still remained top croc in the swamp

[@combeebrian247]

​@@couragraceous5464that chicken must be fearless to feed that croc 😂

[@Dudanation12]

That did sound like Cebuano to me so i figured Cebu. He's certainly not the biggest but he is BIG. I remember in Palawan they had the skin from the largest crocodile "ever" up on the wall. I don't know if it was truly the largest record but it must have been at least for the philippines. I wish i could have seen that one alive in person!

[@newhorizon1355]

My mother in law comes out of the guest bedroom looking like that, when the oven timer alerts the food is ready.

[@fobo3361]

Thats the most dramatic lazy beast ive ever seen, he had to lure it with food to get outta the water and he acted like he was getting outta bed on a Monday

[@nearlysolvent806]

Mondays are fine in the covid era, just work from home and chill, no stress

[@BBBYpsi]

How fast are you gonna move out of bed when you're 70 years old and wiegh 2300 pounds

[@Fridaynightmeowing]

@@BBBYpsi by the sluggish movements, I’m guessing this was recorded around winter, so he’s probably exhausted just coming out of the water

[@creecas814]

@@nearlysolvent806 but very much stress if you’re a student like me

[@creecas814]

@@Fridaynightmeowing we don’t have winter in the Philippines lmao

[@jeddalusong6249]

1:40 the croc waving 👋😂

[@morariuclaudiu454]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@puskarthapa9014]

Underrated comment😂😂😂

[@Avitaals]

he said “hey friends”

[@itznatalieyt7785]

He said: not now I'm busy

[@soleil8726]

cute 😭❤

[@charliemoe7935]

This cured my gang stalking

[@bobibest89]

Imagine going fishing in a 5 meter boat and all of a sudden a 6 meter carnivorous dinosaur shows up next to you...

[@luissimas1427]

"Hey mom ill be back in a minute, just feeding the lizard in our backyard"

[@marbollsmb3116]

The lizard in our backyard:

[@sethhorror4828]

florida morning

[@legendabhijeetgaming7543]

Bitch memers .. haha

[@jasongo_]

Just a normal day in florida

[@kenmartinez4914]

Reptile

[@JustinY.]

That's no crocodile. That's a dinosaur

[@swag-pt8ht]

hm, thats so bad it’s kinda decent

[@sorrowcat2724]

Get a life pls

[@adastra2238]

Hello as always

[@sirbossyyypoooo1090]

Make a tutorial video about how to comment on videos like a pro

[@alantheannihilator3599]

how the fuck do I see you every video

[@rahulpinnamaneni]

The wait was totally worth it. It was BIGGGG.

[@MaloPiloto]

Holy sh*t!!!

[@billofbong]

I’m a targeted individual and my gangstalkers sent me here

[@tonypine3434]

Fuh dem heauxs

[@DogeDogeriffic]

1:40 Croc: “Hold on lemme get this dirt off my hand real quick”

[@joisejacob6906]

Underrated comment 😂😂

[@thescientist5875]

Why did this make me think that that monster was cute? Cause it’s not..

[@denkikaminari7887]

🤣🤣

[@extraterrestrialhorse9722]

Lmao

[@chichills9833]

Wtf lol😂

[@guylikesthings]

I saw the head poking out and thought “Nah this is clickbait that things tiny.” Then it got out

[@gabbyn.3049]

Submarines, lol

[@VladGrim]

Lolong is bigger than Lapu Lapu, so this guy comes second/third to the biggest crocodiles captured in the Philippines Dx

[@soldierguy5638]

Vladthe Grim why does every crocs that are so big are in the Philippines I mean if y'all don't know Lolong comes from the Philippines this one is also from the Philippine btw kamusta hahaha pinoy din ako

[@conehead_mark1853]

@@soldierguy5638 kamusta din

[@sleekchaser3049]

@@soldierguy5638 because crocs in the philippines eat humans which are nutritious..

[@doomsquirrel]

ii was being gangstalked but now they are my cool friends after we all watched this video

[@SauceCake0]

That is indeed a pretty big lad.

[@fireproxy9707]

Seeing how there a bunch of new comments this has been recommended to a lot of people on KZbin haha

[@truexorcerer]

Yup

[@longboy7]

Obviously, what’s so funny

[@nightcrawler7331]

Yeah≧∇≦

[@tmacgreen955]

Right

[@ethanfarrell313]

Ya

[@uslsuspect]

Uh, how about we rename this guy Dwayne “The Croc” Johnson

[@asherujudo7383]

Badum tch!

[@peacefulmind1409]

DJ is small compared to Charles Barkely and Shaquille Oneal.

[@cervr1]

uslsuspect, Shit! You Mean More Like “Andre The Fucking Crocodile Giant!!!” Because “That Thing is Huge!!!” And you can tell while he was feeding it that the crocodile was hoping that he would Get Close Enough to him, so he can Lunge At him, and Eat His Ass Up!

[@ralphabalos]

Lapu lapu is a local hero in the philippines he killed ferdinand magellan

[@youcantspellhandsomewithouthan]

Lapulapu, also known as Lapu-Lapu, Si Lapulapu, Salip Pulaka, Cali Pulaco, and Lapulapu Dimantag, was a ruler of Mactan in the Visayas. Modern Philippine society regards him as the first Filipino hero because he was the first native to resist imperial Spanish colonization. the video was from philipines. Thats why they called the crocodile lapu lapu. You can search too.

[@danielgreatone270]

Even after the croc ate the meal I kept fearing for that man’s life. That chicken seemed like candy to the croc

[@hyugalubbok7770]

What a sleepy old fella: "You damn kids! GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!"🤣🤣

[@sigmatic__]

This is weirdly cinematic. Enough time passes where you get a LITTLE bored and any idea you had about how big the croc might be fades. Then the beast emerges.

[@gladiatorsrage99]

@Bigcock Loadsofmoney that's why it has 97 likes and your own has 1...probably upvoted by yourself no doubt. Fucking tool.

[@sercharles3310]

EnigmaticParadox stay out of my head 😂

[@TjoaWeiHan]

Absolutely

[@GB3770]

i agree that loadsofmoney is a fucking tool...lol.

[@Erika-yi1fj]

@Bigcock Loadsofmoney I think he said that cause it almost sounds like the OP thinks this was strategically staged when its just an idiot guy dangling a chicken in front of 19ft croc

[@CatchEmAllFishingZakCatchEm]

*9 years ago lol i have had this recommended 2-3 times already* 😅😅

[@akuma7316]

Nice

[@danisaputra5798]

Nice

[@izzy93h6]

:O I Luv ur videos Ur amazing :D

[@delfiroherlyanputra6997]

Whatsup

[@CTPOV]

littledick nigga your name describes you perfectly

[@Please_allow_me]

This is impressive, but I've genuinely seen bigger than this at a crocodile zoo in Thailand. I cant really describe how big they were other than that they looked like they were out of a science fiction movie. Terrifying yet amazing.

[@laksoysoy]

Cap

[@sowpmactavish]

This guy wasnt even the largest in the country. That title belongs to Lolong and he died years ago. Actually documented to be the largest crocodile in the world (in captivity) btw.

[@funandmorals2202]

The way he is feeding the crocodile is like dipping a tea bag in the milk

[@hotdogxd6142]

This is clickbait. Where's the crocodile? I'm only seeing a dinosaur eating a chicken EDIT: A lot of ppl arguing about birds are dinosaurs, FIRST of all, I know that and that's right, and the only reason why I said that crocodile is a dinosaur is because of it's size. It's just a simple joke

[@sweettea3879]

Best comment👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@hotdogxd6142]

@@sweettea3879 thanks pal

[@johnsmith-nl3js]

crocodillians actually lived alongside dinosaurs they arnt decended from them

[@orphidian11]

Croc eating a dinosaur (birds descended from dinosaurs)

[@trioxidane2253]

orphidian11 thank you, this is far more accurate. Birds are avian dinosaurs

[@kamakshi5901]

*footage of my mom bribing me with food to get out of bed*

Does your mum run like hell and bolt the door behind her as soon as you take the bait?

[@user-ws2yt9bw2r]

@ mine does

[@vanesagajic4250]

Meee xD

[@kamakshi5901]

@ well if you look at my face when I just wake up, then yeah

[@delvengeancevengeance7077]

I can see now why you look so fat

[@5burowz]

My man needs to get on that underwater treadmill more often.

[@f9658]

“I remember the days when I had a bite force competition with my T-Rex friends” -this crocodile

[@nafisanwari6288]

Imagine if you're trying to have lunch and everyone else keeps screaming in your eardrums.

[@charliemiles6722]

Did u see him complaining?

[@barobaro1]

stop being racist you ignorant fk

[@gamer-px5cu]

Imagine thinking that a crocodile gives a crap about the people screaming.

[@awpimawpimawpaajd4176]

@@barobaro1 ?

[@Sirradal]

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RambesTeam]

The fact that crocs and gators can stand perfectly still like statues, and then suddenly strike with such amazing speed makes them so terrifying

[@prosimian]

I dont think that applies to this particular crocodile though lol

[@Candies69]

@@prosimian XD

[@thepixelatedpie]

He do be a little chunky

[@theselector4733]

Sounds like my wife......

[@zaneholland6297]

No. It's the huge mouth full of teeth. If a Golden retriever does that it's hilarious.

[@tavlingapa]

KZbin really kicks in after 11 years

[@CurlysChilledPiano]

I am here to announce that this showed up in my recommended.

[@skyandropoulos2305]

Crocodile: call me whatever you want, just don't call me late for dinner.

[@N-e-o1]

@Ann P ironically you're the one who sounds like her.

[@talaverajr391]

Don't worry about that. With you being on my new boots you ain't never going to be late for dinner.

[@redstaplerguyforlifepastpr5763]

Lol

[@elizabethhope991]

LMAO

[@jet1008]

I was trying to listen to a record

[@EarleTKG]

1:21 “I like em big, I like em chunky”

[@rosalieblackwood]

Thanks. Now that song is stuck in my head.

[@iamded4345]

Same ;-;

[@justin.g25]

Which one? The croc or the chicken? Or both?

[@chriskirby7785]

Looks like motomoto likes you!

[@EarleTKG]

Looks like croco-croco likes you.

[@ravirajsingh3175]

Never thought I would see a crocodile having obesity problem

[@THEBEAVEREATER]

Wait until that croc realizes there is a much bigger meal holding that appetizer

[@slim_jesusxd2866]

That crocodile looks heavily over weight he cant even get out the water right and his area is low key small idk if it's just me but they need to get him a 5 star home or sum he to bigggg

[@giannecastillo1761]

As far as I know , she(?)'s already dead. Sadly. I think it's because of a disease.

[@Seestorofmordor97]

She did look like it was hard for her to move.

[@giannecastillo1761]

@erikcarrillo33 I'm not sure , but luckily her bones are preserved and displayed in a museum , u could still see how big she was .

[@goodpuss]

DeAndre K nah she was jus a little bitch

[@psychotogether5114]

And the amount of string he eats for every meal.

[@limitedkills1501]

That looks like a crocodile that was purely fed by McDonald's...

[@user-EvilAlatreon963]

Yeah he do look a bit overweight

[@paysmenot2624]

No weightshaming please. That croc is already very shy.

[@FATI_SZN]

@@paysmenot2624bruh

[@FATI_SZN]

@@suly6654 "fatshaming" it's a crocodile ffs. People are so soft nowadays

[@FATI_SZN]

@@suly6654 😂

[@carp3t]

Honestly was really worried that the people that follow me around don’t actually like me but i showed them this video and they said I was actually pretty chill 👍

[@karlmaikel9965]

Hi

[@brodyestes2376]

When you realize that these were the tiny version of the guys who devoured dinosaurs

[@ShadowFungus]

Can’t believe that pond was hiding a giant ass croc.

[@jimwolabaugh3608]

I can… that water was so disgustingly dirty it has zero visibility

[@thefall3418]

Man your like😏

[@1230mkelly]

It looks like an alligator 🐊 to me: 1:54.

[@kickthatmulelee1245]

i'll take 420th

[@introverted456]

ikr😭, I'll never go anywhere near water again

[@vaas1205]

Now this man has some balls.

[@contrabandboy5839]

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity ? ... Paying 30 euro to ride a donkey while on vacation in Greece.

[@kitamwurth5198]

@@contrabandboy5839 ma lol 😂

[@kitamwurth5198]

@Schwanzus Longus half quote in far cry half jk

[@Mr.Mustgohard]

I like the buildup lol

[@donnypuleo8167]

Crocodile fat as hell it wouldn’t be able to run he barely got out of the water

[@eriksteverman]

Crocodiles like: “bro are you serious just give me the chicken, I could eat you”

[@yc_030]

My boy definitely burned more calories getting out the water than he got from that little snack

[@general5119]

Me: "Aw cmon it cannot be that big" *Sees it coming out of the water* Me: 😲

[@kushalnitnaware]

It's been 30 seconds and now I can't wait

[@brightwinofficia]

😁😁😁 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIbPk56kiN-Li8k

[@DgardsGaming]

He really gonna lay off those doughnuts 😂

[@jamesfletcher474]

That's not a particularly bug croc

[@neyneyinblue7722]

tell me I'm not the only one that read this wrong-

[@SubKiller]

the video took long to get to the crocodile part but damn! it was worth the wait.

[@harithulasidalamappo6937]

Sub Killer and we are not disappointed

[@tripptank]

I skipped.

[@daivd1991]

Luther Arciga Not everyone is smart enough to actually skip periodically 5-10 seconds. Those human beings have to wait.

[@sthankan1]

Killer crocodile , And the biggest crocodile I have ever seen in my life🤔

[@thesundaygist5019]

Sub Killer There's actually a much bigger crocodile than this. Its name was lolong but he sadly passed away.

[@shawneldridge4465]

Now that is the biggest crocodile I had ever seen, for sure. I watch a lot of national geographic, Discovery channel, animal planet and even the BBC wildlife shows and never seen a crocodile that big on their shows at all.

[@baharroths]

I’m just waiting for that one clip where crocodile thinks “ why do I keep going for the chicken on a string let’s see what that chuckle head with the stick tastes like” lunges and rips him to shreds

[@DrLuke49]

**every parent in the crowd to their children** *"if you don't behave and be a good little kid then you will get fed to LAPU LAPU"*

[@mineshsinh]

If you don't behave, you would be visited by Lapu Lapu

[@Ron_012]

I just really wanted to say that,we both have the same surname

[@DrLuke49]

@@Ron_012 and what an excellent last name you have😊👍🙏

[@Ron_012]

@@DrLuke49 Btw what's your nationality?

[@DrLuke49]

@@Ron_012 chances are the same as yours

[@LigitandMeyers]

I guess these guys do not know the croc will react MUCH FASTER if he slaps the water. He's dipping the chicken like a tea bag...

[@Kevin-jc8bv]

Trueeeee

[@demonnknight]

😰☠🚔🚒🚑BUHWHAHA!!

[@zachjanior2637]

teabag a croc no thanks

[@gbjanuary]

Robert Hardy maybe he is scared.

[@northcarolinabassin7643]

Robert Hardy he doesn't want the croc to eat it in the water, which is why he dips it, so he can temp it to come on shore

[@jayzenstyle]

You know a animal is hella impressive when they give names to them.

[@ghostexdelta6750]

Everybody gangsta till lapu-lapu decides it's meal time

[@theorsimer]

KZbin after another nine years: Have you seen Lapu Lapu? Us: No. KZbin: Would you like to?

[@itsoktobecool]

🤭

[@rafimadni]

😂😂😂😂

[@kimbalicao1817]

His name is Lolong not Lapu Lapu!

[@theorsimer]

@@kimbalicao1817 it is? Didn't know that; the title implied it was Lapu Lapu

[@demontimet7773]

Us: ehhh naw im good KZbin:..............EHhhhHhhhHhH ima put in your recommended for 12 years if u change ur mind :) Us:...................................youtube why are u like this ?

[@prestonsdragon]

Crocs never actually stop growing, they usually die when they get that big because they become to big to hunt and sustain them self's.

[@rahullkumarr-u9b]

@S. de Bruijn Shaved P*ssy is the best P*ssy 😍

[@markangelo3638]

@@rahullkumarr-u9b bro..wtf?

[@cervr1]

prestons dragon0789, “despite how big it is, as long as he keeps feeding it, it doesn’t need to hunt.” The only thing, that thing needs to do is sustain its living, eating, shitting, and growing🐊 habit, “That’s all!!!!”

[@justkillme9867]

@@markangelo3638 don't mind him, he's Indian

[@davidserrano2119]

W.R. Mims Jr. lmaoooo😂😂😂😂

[@parsifalkitty5109]

Dude walked out of the water like they were a god.

[@Chrisicola]

I wasn't expecting the size of that thing. Wow, that was huge.

[@shehzadjanbocus7594]

it could ignore the chicken and chase the man to eat him.

[@chaotixthefox]

Too much effort.

[@duqueadriano0081]

Ye

[@jagosvujovic2086]

or maybe its trained? lmao, they wouldnt just come up to him like that to give him food

[@mrkadarius11]

Don’t bite the hand that feed you 😂

[@shehzadjanbocus7594]

@Twist Reject it's true

[@ChubbyGames]

That ain't no croc that is Sarcosuchus

[@tahayasinyyy3875]

May sons of Spino

[@manuellamanna8776]

Wtf soy sub jajajaj

[@therealcognitoc98]

I was gonna comment that too

[@kingdedede3814]

Ay bro i watch ur Ark battles

[@eljefe117pro9]

ChubbyDino you are right haha

[@GiRR007]

An entire dinosaur came out the water

[@ItsMe-yv9jd]

Gotta say, not the smartest croc on the planet... there's a 2 pound stale chicken and there's a 200 pound fresh man standing in front of it, and what does it choose to chase for dinner.

[@imbatman3620]

😆my thoughts exactly

[@sdqazx]

Croc are intelligent he knows man feeds him routine meals daily.

[@rohanaggarwal8718]

1:23 : me coming out of quarantine

[@ktown4751]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@yoda266]

😂

[@rabidev.4938]

Haha😂

[@owenerisat1588]

😂😂😂

[@stiben9979]

Best reply section "😂😂🤣😂🤣"

[@dylankelly7928]

Anyone else imagine Steve going "bloody hell! Look at this beautiful boy!"

[@lostinsauce4515]

RIP

[@tamasue928]

I read that in his voice 😁

[@nightfall4158]

Priceless and so true. I also heard his voice.

[@jeremyfrost2636]

And then immediately fucking with the poor animal.

[@albertolingan]

Thats a brave dude. He doesn't seem frightened at all

[@beariego7052]

This is so anxiety provoking

[@pussinjordans8800]

LAPULAPU: *IM THE BIGGEST CROC AROUND* LOLONG: *hold my beer*

[@sofiamadlangbayan1922]

Puss in Jordans legends never die!

[@tytaylor9331]

Rip lolong

[@mohdnazih6909]

Puss in Jordans 9

[@noahkaoru7504]

Puss in Jordans Lapu-Lapu: IM THE BIGGEST!! Sarcosuchos: YEET, YOU WERE WRONG!

[@user-pv1vq8ee2t]

Wait.. is this Japanese?

[@Aydarrn]

Croc: I need to do this slow to get a reaction out of them People: Starts getting exited Croc: *starts crying tears of joy*

[@SuperTjandDad]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ulmerpark5079]

😂😂😂

[@crxk20r59]

Crocodile tears 😜

[@nosnibormailliw5122]

Damn what have you been feeding that thing? "Chickem on a stick"

[@primevalwarlock3808]

Deinosuchus travelled 80 million years to be here today

[@RATsClasses]

Initially, we all thought it would be a minuscule lizard. But, for once, the title wasnt an exaggeration

[@Jay-vw6hn]

Crocs having too much KFC

[@Lewislam72]

haahaahaahaa,,,,U r so funny,,,

[@andrelmangar4462]

wait crocs like fried chicken!!!

[@brittanybaxter6315]

Xuciha {BXSE} They have grilled too. lol!

[@core7330]

Ohio fried chicken b****, if you get the reference from JAKE PAUL.

[@socalecos550]

Jay lmao...good one

[@Krohnj08]

Ah yes..the Crock King. Get this man a Netflix series.

[@keysersoze503]

You better hope that monster doesn't get tired of your rancid offerings.

[@itsawonderfulknife7031]

Excise me sir, there’s something wrong with your lizard.

[@youngboisam_yt6384]

Haha 😂

[@williamjordan8603]

Ain't in the lizard family

[@warvinsroom9364]

William Jordan r/whoosh

[@mavis.lahar2001]

that's a jelly fish you uncultured swine

[@baraqueobeme4720]

Pretty sure it's a fat frog...

[@MikeLoMadeIt]

One day it’ll decide to take the big piece of meat.

[@Jizzle37]

MikeISSAGoat Duh it died a very long time ago

[@gaetanjodeau647]

@@Jizzle37 really?

[@dave_dynasty]

@@gaetanjodeau647 yes. Look it up.

[@traditionalprimitivearcher3561]

My penis?

[@ImeanIreallywishIknew]

Micro Penis I think he said “big.”

[@clifcoleman3675]

pretty amazing and scary how stealth even a croc that big is in the water. Barely made a ripple and it is bigger than a mini van lol

[@Iuwl]

You canot pay me enough to walk into this cage and feed a dinosaur with the equivalent of a drumstick.

[@GeloProductions]

King K. Rool looks different than I remember.

[@theconductoresplin8092]

It's probably the hat

[@vx9170]

No wonder he has super armor on everything

[@wrath2509]

*Gangplank Galleon plays*

[@PositiviteaTheFirst]

ritsu lewds

[@alfombrilla0113]

I guess he is S tier now

[@Manzuloman]

Nobody: My recommended: Big ass crocodile

[@irvancrocs1753]

Very funny and original, you should be a comedian

[@shrekanator122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eH24nJqIdt6SjNE

[@chhansen9813]

Hes a "stay at home Croc!"

[@Kaidhicksii]

The man holding the stick holding the chicken be like: *"BRUH JUST TAKE THE CHICKEN."*

[@airognolsalocin3256]

At first I was like "he isn't that big." But he just kept coming 😉

[@Certifiedinc2013]

That’s what she said too 😁😁😂

[@afrosamurai1901]

Pause

[@clear9429]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@andr0s695]

ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ

[@thebubbleteavibe]

h o l- u p

[@JPLaChica]

Me: It’s 2am and I couldn’t sleep KZbin: how about a video of a dinosaur shot 9 years ago

[@xalnilam2739]

how original

[@shaydesofblue2281]

02:29am

[@abhishekmedhekar3418]

3 am

[@carlosmuniz4981]

3:45am high as a fucking kite 🪁

[@jerryhardee4720]

246 am and im watching but that is no where near the biggest ever. The Usa sent military to kill Gustafo didn't they? Or tried.

[@mistatypicalnobody8055]

He's just floating there, menacingly.....

[@aldriel8274]

That's no crocodile, that's Godzilla on a lazy day.

[@shashankrao1304]

' I am not a big fat crocodile , I am the big fat crocodile

[@owhebitme.5343]

SHASHANK RAO skadoosh

[@e-reptiledysfunction2243]

emphasis on FAT

[@losman4107]

"Y-Your bluffing!"

[@StephWes]

“I don’t know what you’ve been feeding him but he is too damn big”

[@JayDelaCruz3]

Chris Tucker😤🤣😭

[@eloteman8601]

Rush Hour 3 🙏🙏🙏

[@freddiereagan6705]

I'm sure that crocodile is strong enough to face to face with hippos

[@sornn7833]

@@freddiereagan6705 all crocs can handle a hippo

[@freddiereagan6705]

@@sornn7833 no they can't

[@bardshitler3328]

That water level dropped by half as climbed out

[@ronbo30]

Had my snack, now the man is my main meal!

[@Eddy-S.]

1:15 it starts goin up

[@bhbv5389]

Edward S lol Thxs

[@stevecvntniko8271]

Edward S thanks CVNT

[@busta4296]

Edward S that what she's said...

[@unnamed881]

Thanks

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

Thank you

[@ToolforOffice]

Life’s about perspective. Imagine if that alligator thought the chicken was holding that human on a pole

[@yudai112]

As for your perspective tagging it as an alligator even though it explicitly says in the title crocodile and it indeed looks like a crocodile aha 😅

[@ToolforOffice]

L T, C. You seem like a nice person

[@yudai112]

ToolforOffice thank you :)

[@elijah0127]

It's a crocodile, not an alligator. Lol

[@yamikagevg7841]

Thats not an aligator

[@murilovsilva]

It's a new class of lizard: the chonkodile

[@revolverjack9848]

Awww what a sweet puppy 🤗