Great White Athletes Are Rare - Tom Segura

[@pagolchagol22]

He looks exactly like a professional darts players in this.

[@Alex-jq5ft]

Dood when he was talking about darts being a sport for white guys I totally thought he was gonna tag it with a line about how he looks like a professional darts player😂

[@StopCopiesMes]

💀💀💀

[@unusuario5173]

Jesus Christ 😂

[@kudzimanyau316]

😂 I'm sorry but ima have to steal this one day please

[@GroßerBöserWolf]

Darts players are the most curious professional sports players. They can do fast arithmetic and throw a dart straight after drinking 14 pints of beer.

[@2m7b5]

Holy shit, Tom looks so much better now.

[@AlexGomez-xr9mw]

Dakota James thats why lmao

[@DanielOrteez]

Literally had the same thought watching this today.

[@Solkard]

I feel like it’s the beard that really gives him a more distinguished look.

[@MikeyLee559]

Where I can I find this whole show? This hilarious haven't seen this one yet

[@End3rWi99in]

Money helps with that.

[@cleoz9274]

I love how all the monocles fell to the floor in unison at that last joke.

[@zdiggitydawg]

Nice Descendants pfp

[@dylanvickers7953]

Jesus Tom’s whole image fits so much better these days, like he looks like he’s a green banana, not ripe yet.

[@willysnipes7004]

Dylan Vickers 🤣☠️

[@robertbaratheon2193]

You hear his style though in there. Just developed it better.

[@acutefailure1]

It's so WEIRD. WHO IS THIS MAN

[@ree4ermadne55]

Tom Segura: "Great white athletes are like a Mexican couple with no children, they're rare." Camera man: Zooms in on two Asian looking dudes who he thought were Mexican.

[@lifeperspective-situationa2790]

I searched for this exactly before commenting. I had to go back and see just to verify 🤣

[@wongshungyiu3574]

dudes + couple

[@TheProdigalCat]

The hilarious part is that Tom speaks perfect, fluent spanish, and is part latino himself.

[@rock3tcatU233]

@@bocagoodtimes1460 White isn't a nationality, sorry bro. bro bro

[@masonshucart7055]

Detective bro bro.

[@FogatasNorteñas]

Thats right, peruvian background

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

​@@bocagoodtimes1460 Lol you don't know how latinos came about and what the latino population comprises of.

[@EdevardHvide]

I watched the whole video and I'm pretty sure that is not the hilarious part

[@codyj8763]

I love hwo the audience were looking around at each other to see if it was okay to laugh ahah

[@krich451]

Whoah, his voice changed so much since the early days.

[@BravoIllusion]

He almost sounds like Lee syatt ahahaha no BM to Segura but you gotta see where I'm coming from

[@Lucaboninimusic]

I reckon the channel pitched it up to avoid being struck down for not owning it

[@Alex-jq5ft]

Luca Bonini I’ve seen a few old videos of Tom recently, I’m pretty sure this is just how he used to sound!

[@Charlezard.]

Somehow I think confidence has to do with it. Also I think age changes voices.

[@mehbobotorp2373]

This was like 6-7 years ago, no? Lmao

[@johngriffin2895]

Seeing Tom with hair is mindblowing

[@ThaOracle587]

Tom put here doing his best Jon Levitt impersonation lol

[@sebastinm2495]

Put this in 0.75 for real Segura haha

[@BeccaMidnite]

digging the dark side pfp :P

[@sebastinm2495]

@@BeccaMidnite Ayyy thanks!

[@cinemacynic980]

.5 for 10-12 Benadryl Tim.

[@PeetaGrifffin]

I'm dead when he's like "yeah yeah it's true"

[@MV-xg4oe]

Theres hockey too! Lol

[@robertfrownyjr4035]

This is so true. I don't think I've ever seen a great white shark as an athlete.

[@amazed66]

It isn't true but then why let the facts get in the way of an argument? Oh and just for the record, there's a whole sporting world outside of America too.

[@amazed66]

@Stix N' Stones Did you say that after Tyson Fury demolished Deontay Wilder?

[@marcelljackson6940]

amazed66 butthurt lol

[@yomommashaus]

@@amazed66 WOOOOSH

[@whereitspits]

This is Tom before Garth Brooks replaced him

[@IAmKrow]

The real question is WHAT ABOUT LARRY BIRD?

[@TH3USUALSUSPECT]

+IAmKrow Exactly!

[@BigScewleo]

Dude, why you screaming?

[@tsmooth6998]

so... one great... okay..

[@McDuffin]

Archduke Franz Ferdinand lolz there wasn’t anything average about Larry Bird. Anyone who was assassinated before the game was even invented really shouldn’t put their two cents in.

[@bpal7006]

That joke slays! 😂

[@augustinf]

What about hockey, swimming, winter sports, motor racing, cycling, tennis, fencing, volleyball, sailing, rugby, spear jumping.. i could go on and on. Different qualities and cultures. Like who could beat asians in ping pong?

[@tracezachdaniels4264]

SO SHWEEEETTT...much love Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO.[the music worldwide} and ooo wee loolool...so true..

[@XfStef]

Doncic: Hold my slibovica!

[@tahrondavis8080]

If you gonna make a joke like that first make sure you got a pair and your delivery has to be spot on! Tom's greatest attributes to me is his delivery and his ability to still push it to the ledge and walk away with a room full of laughing people! 1 bad joke and 1 good heckler and shit goes left quick!

[@xavierpaquin]

I like the old Tom Segura. The look, the delivery... it's a nice package

[@fercho2040]

I'm sure his package is still good today.

[@josephjames2011]

yooo thats cray that THAT iz Tommy Bunz .

[@TaterChip91]

Only knowing about Tom for a few weeks now, I would have never guessed this was him

[@knoxbronx1859]

0:57 that is 100% true I am Mexican and he tellin no lie

[@Baltazar89454]

Now we have Luka Doncic!

[@rkzm2484]

Wait a minute... has Tom Segura been Frank Caliendo with a beard this entire time

[@Ob1sdarkside]

Nailed it

[@jamesconner1639]

Don't forget about Golf!

[@sonicsubjunkie]

As a Mexican I'm deeply offended he didn't mention hockey.

[@senpaiblaze20]

Tennis, football, hockey, water everything etc...

[@Ammon6]

I love this version of Segura

[@JcGrubbsFilms]

Tommy had a real Jon Lovits thing going on here

[@Comedy-ox1xq]

Every now and then you can here it in his newest bits

[@kleptodathief3946]

hes funnyAF, its the way he delivers and talks...sort of rminds me of that guy in the hangover

[@isaaccohrs]

Now there's a cool guy🎸🎸🎸

[@voodooman1320]

Wow he looked and spoke alot like Jon Lovitz. I wonder if Tom watched alot of Jon's stuff when molding his character

[@jamesconner1639]

As a Mexican. I can confirm this 🤣🤣🤣

[@jevaughn6198]

Well they are rare

[@jevaughn6198]

Not true..how

[@Highfalutinloyd]

Almost as rare as a double pipe classic

[@christopherbriscoe4937]

88frogtoes These are all sports in which almost only white people participate dummy.

[@coxy81]

Rugby?

[@jean-claudefrancoisbaroudd730]

@james woop Because you've never been to China...

[@ShawnxEdge]

This guy broke his arm and gravy poured out.

[@nazariog.1155]

DUDE!!!!! LMFAO!!!! THAT SHIT IS FUNNY AND TRUE!!!

[@Z_Diboll]

His voice is so high!

[@dgwdgw3693]

Old Tom ate the new Tom. Twice

[@HTTRforLIFE]

holly crap i lost it!

[@adamrasmussen7379]

NEVER shave your beard. Ever.

[@gerameerickson6162]

...And Tom calls Burt fat LOLOLOLOL!

[@Eskey__]

Awesome.

Baseball and hockey

[@cesarcantu6670]

I'm a rare Mexican 🤣🤣

[@allaroundamazing7007]

Come to think of it, I’ve never seen a Mexican couple without kids.

[@ventuno.thailand]

Or a Filipino woman over 18… married or not 😂

[@seanmartin5056]

This is super ironic considering his recent injury lol

[@timothyoo7]

I've never seen him without a beard,it's quite troubling!

[@benische]

Those pants are something else too

[@shalizzle793]

Power lifting and hockey dawg

[@abelstrd]

"Yeah it's true 🙂"

[@MrSpeedyAce]

Tom looks like Tim Dillon right here.

[@beattykristopher]

You forgot about Winter Olympics Tom. The snow isn’t the only thing that is white.

[@scottkeator8519]

2015 Tom looks like 2019 Bert

[@poulthomas469]

His wife really upgraded this guy.

[@Dinosauriokarateka]

What year ?

[@Obi-ThreeKenobi]

Looks like he drove to this gig in an old Burnt Chrysler. With the top down, uh hundred percent.

[@neighborbruce]

Can't believe that this guy scored young Christina

[@anrk9430]

there's a cool guy

[@tracymcdonald118]

Tom lol 😂 😂 brilliant

[@DracoVP]

not tommy boy’s physical prime

[@PV-pw8bf]

I understand its comedy but maybe in the states. As in tennis and football arguably the top single and team sports in Europe respectively in terms of popularity. Top people are all white

[@gregb4395]

Tom is clearly a sports fan, and an athletic specimen *2021 NBA MVP...White guy. *2020-2021 NFL MVP...White guy. *2020-2021 NCAA Men's BB POY...White guy. *2020-2021 NCAA Women's BB POY...White woman (*5 of last 6 years) *2020 NHL MVP...White guy (*every year) *2020 NL MVP...White guy *2020 AL MVP...Hispanic guy *Top-10 All-time Men's Tennis Grand Slam Winners...all White men *2020 MLS MVP: European Spaniard

[@terencehamilton4219]

this video was posted in 2015 is tom suppose to predict the fucking future

[@kas7344]

Damnnnn the Mexican joke got some people Riled

[@elliottbramschreiber5019]

Hockey!!!

[@dozer1642]

“Great White athletes are like Mexican couples without children” is quite possibly the best line any comic has delivered since forever.

[@SacredTemplar8]

Though it is out of touch with reality, of course if you are one of those Americans who think “sports” only includes the top 3 most popular sports in America, then it might not sound that off the mark..

[@martindesdichado419]

@@SacredTemplar8 There is a lot of mexican couples whithout children now?

[@SacredTemplar8]

@@martindesdichado419 did you understand what I wrote

[@trumpdid9116]

@@martindesdichado419 Where? I've literally never seen one.

[@sizedtoaster0278]

It was Ryan Sickler who yelled Larry Bird I bet. Lol

[@ChrisDan94_]

Larry bird hasn’t played in like 20+ years 😂😂

[@amazed66]

And Tom hasn't looked like he does in this video for quite a few years.

[@anxietyebriety6553]

Imagine if Tom took that look and stuck with it today.

[@Lilbear_gaming]

He forgot hockey lmao

[@charmicarmicat2981]

Why do I feel like this conversation was with Bert

[@davidwhittaker9128]

i thought bill burr lol.

[@101wormwood]

They swap him out when they swapped chappel

[@jimmiejohnson1687]

If hes swapped out why did he just make two specials back to back

[@N0B0DYC4RE]

And that's how you do racist jokes. He got blacks whites and mexicans all under 2 minutes, you have to offend everybody😅🤣🤣🤣

[@donHooligan]

equal opportunity offending

[@Oleander410]

Every sport in the winter Olympics, soccer, hockey, rugby, football, baseball, lacrosse, powerlifting, wrestling, gymnastics, swimming, rock climbing, tennis, surfing... I'm legitimately having trouble coming up with sports that don't have plenty of great white athletes, other than basketball, table tennis, boxing (specifically, MMA goes back the other way), and just plain running (and even that turns really white when you get to really long distances). The joke feels like it should make sense but dissolves after 2 seconds of thinking.

[@SupremacySinema]

Oleander410 Just had to be THAT guy

[@EXTENDEDWARRANT]

Pretty much any joke falls apart if you think about it for 5 seconds. The fact is; you’re insecure about your skin color and felt the need to make this comment

[@aronlane4664]

@@EXTENDEDWARRANT it needs to be grounded in reality at least a bit or it doesn't work as a joke , you could make a joke about white track and field athletes or white basketball players and make it work , I think Tom actually believes this to be true because he's focused on a few American sports

[@ventuno.thailand]

Table tennis???

[@BadGuyTyler]

This is pre-clone Tom

[@budgie_asmr3733]

Someone please show european football to Tom

[@al_coholic752]

Stereotypes jokes are over but drug jokes are on the rise

[@boldtaa]

Tom with a broken arm now looks in better shape than Tom 6 years ago.

[@JTHX-1138]

lookin like bert here

[@Calualu]

Lol @ calualu music 🎶 👂

[@bradgilligan2429]

This video was recommended the day after nikola jokic won mvp lol

[@benwood7174]

Looks like the king of queens and that dude who does Jon madden on mad tv shared a pie and things got a lil out of hand.

[@Studeb]

His voice must have dropped when he lost weight, more testosterone.

[@alightened]

Bird is the word

[@billyin4c514]

He reminds me of a young Jon Lovitz here.

[@Lordaramiz]

I'm Mexican and this was both funny and accurate.

[@nondesuwu]

the beard made his voice deeper

[@JorgeGeorgeD]

Damn he was a baby. Tom Inseguro.

[@The_Kalahari_Cowboy]

He sounds the way he looks, all throughout his career!

[@ابراهيمالمديفر]

i wonder if he was secritly nervous of the crowd reaction lol

[@koopaloopakrissie]

Sounds like a little pair of baby jeans

[@davidjanssenjr]

classic early burnt crystals.

[@kairosan5483]

Well as a european that's weird since we would have Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi 😂 but I guess for American athletes that's true

[@ventuno.thailand]

Soccer doesn’t count, because it’s a girl’s sport… mostly played by girls 🤪

[@daviddorger5270]

He is so fucking funny it's not even fair to other people who THINK they're funny.

[@sebbi755]

NHL?

[@bigisland48]

Toms hair migrated to his face

[@sarikatimmi]

Wait what special or show is this from?

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

i think it's white girls with cornrows. Ridiculously hard to find special

[@sadiomayonnaise5318]

Nfl: Tom Brady Nhl: Wayne Gretzky Soccer: Lionel messi NBA: michael/LeBron MLB: Willie mays/babe Ruth Golf: tiger It's pretty even really