Greg Heffley is a SIMP

[@TypicalCynic_]

Greg is literally the definition of *”No bitches?”*

[@thescarletking9433]

He's 12

[@leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve1631]

😭✋

[@sebastianc5155]

incel phrasing

[@certified_l0ser]

@@thescarletking9433 fr

[@Somespideronline]

@@thescarletking9433 ZAMN

[@katerinazachariadou7782]

I find it impressive how a book franchise is so memorable that after so many years it's still relevant and is torn apart by a giant community

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

The author straight up said he's gonna write them till death do him part so yeah this is not ending

[@dark3176]

@@senritsujumpsuit6021 I have up to "The Deep End". Have any new ones come out?

[@dark3176]

Yeah. I love Jeff Kinney. Guy made my childhood sweet.

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

@@dark3176 Big Shot (2021) Thunderstruck (October 2022)

[@dark3176]

@@senritsujumpsuit6021 Thx. Imma get those as soon as possible.

[@halfdecentmarksman6329]

Greg would probably actually get girls if he joined loded diper

[@abraham2172]

Good idea, but Rodrick wouldnt be too eager to let him join I think.

[@Tom-is-not-human]

Also Rodrick has a much different (and if you ask me better) taste in music

[@tbnrrenagade9507]

Maybe. They would probably realise his sociopathy and narcissism pretty quickly though.

[@Rice_Wolf]

I absolutely agree

[@motomus.]

no cap all fact

[@masterdoge987]

I am ashamed to announce that the line “Only your kiss could quench the flames of my nuts” had me rolling on the ground for a solid ten minutes

[@estonhall5364]

My guy, that's nothing to be ashamed of.

[@danielalexanderyt3232]

whats more cringy the way he started the question or the quote itself.

[@mizu_awa2487]

My stomach hurt laughing at this lmfao

[@huyd4139]

I cringed for a full five minutes this kid is more akward then a boy on puberty

[@Crabz9]

@@huyd4139 awkward

[@squeakerboodle]

I love how The Third Wheel and Hard Luck are just two whole books basically saying that Greg gets no bitches

[@bakedbeans5494]

Then Rowley gets used by a b*tch.

[@maas1208]

​@@bakedbeans5494 Give me the Baked *B E A N S*

[@bakedbeans5494]

@@maas1208 Abigail used Rowley.

[@maas1208]

@@bakedbeans5494 Metra (reporting mark METX) is the commuter rail system in the Chicago metropolitan area serving the city of Chicago and its surrounding suburbs via the Union Pacific Railroad, BNSF Railway, and other railroads. The system operates 242 stations on 11 rail lines. It is the fourth busiest commuter rail system in the United States by ridership and the largest and busiest commuter rail system outside the New York City metropolitan area.

[@kubamcmillan3078]

​@@maas1208what

[@haavensiye250]

honestly at this point, seeing how downbad of a simp Greg is, they might just see him the way he sees fregley.

[@justanautomaton]

Holly definitely did.

[@TOGNS]

Fregly actually tried to find friends

[@cheikhahmedmbacke1686]

@@TOGNS he even won most popular in one of the books

[@snooze2699]

@@cheikhahmedmbacke1686 he can Even Chew Gum, in His Belly Button.

[@Random_User_]

@@snooze2699 he can even fit your foot in his mouth

[@Tom-is-not-human]

In the last year or so I remember looking back on diary of a wimpy kid and thinking, "is it just me or is Greg pretty self-obsessed and crappy" Glad to know I was right.

[@JmKrokY]

Full

[@Bofrab]

Even as a kid I noticed this, Greg just isn’t likable. I’m assuming this was on purpose because the title even calls him wimpy.

[@bizzolikescrack]

cool

[@the_cranewife]

Yeah fr

[@ChimkenNugget]

yeah me too, everyone is an asshole.

[@Awesomemay]

Greg definitely tells his mom that he thinks a girl who looked at him once has a crush on him

[@cupio-stardust]

I didn’t think I’d see you here.

[@hkhjhjhjj22]

Here before this blows up. Also I like ur content:)

[@braydenkatcher]

hi! i love ur vids

[@matthewbartlett3442]

He did want his mom to be a girls counselor at a school trip at hardscrabble farms so she could tell him what they think of him

[@Nameless82284]

I did the same thing when I was 4 but after that, I don't care about girls anymore. Weird, usually a little kid isn't interested in girls but once he grows he gets interested in them, I somehow did the opposite.

[@hackidreemurr]

As a child, I felt sorry for Greg, but now as an adult, I definitely see him as a huge red flag. Seriously, that guy is creepy and I can imagine him becoming outright toxic once you're in a relationship with him, since he grew up in a toxic household. Also, no wonder why he's getting nobody if he's such a tryhard. Rowley's just being himself and that's why many girls like him

[@bakedbeans5494]

You've been indoctrinated.

[@crikisthat]

I'm younger than you, and I can already see his flags

[@bakedbeans5494]

@@crikisthat 🤡

[@crikisthat]

@@bakedbeans5494 True

[@hunterolaughlin]

In the future, Rowley will have a wife and kids while Greg will forever by single.

[@neuro3834]

You forgot the part where greg reads a lot of psychology books to help a girl pass her psychology exam.

[@Oreo_Dog]

Only for him to find out she has a boyfriend.

[@crystalplayz3514]

That was funny lol

[@leboi1155]

Well, at least he knows more about psyhcology

[@theamazingtommo]

wouldn't dating a high-school student of especially a grown dentist or college student be illegal anyway?!

[@lotspire]

I'm exited for the next episode: Manny is a Pimp

[@tbnrrenagade9507]

lol

[@Aspen_The_Rizzler]

BEST COMMENT

[@mybrokenfingerz]

Didn’t they already do a manny one?

[@tbnrrenagade9507]

@@mybrokenfingerz on him being a psychopath.

[@mybrokenfingerz]

@@tbnrrenagade9507 ik lol

[@alexanderkennedy3736]

I used to have a friend in high school who was a lot like Greg. Absolute narcissist

[@Chaoywowey]

Hope you weren’t Like there rowley

[@tbnrrenagade9507]

Bruh. how many times did they nearly kill you?

[@Adoesntknowauser]

yeah we’re you rowley? (creds too ninja)

[@berniegores1989]

Opposite tor me. I had a "friend" in 4th to 6th grade that was like Rowley. Absolute child. It was like he had an actual 2 year old brain. Eventually ditched him for real friends in middle school.

[@pr9334]

Sorry to say I’m pretty sure these books inspired me to be more of a Greg lol. It’s sad how the things we see in our youth are so strongly tempting to re-enact.

[@kingofthetigers]

"Girls don't reject me, I reject them." - the founding fathers.

[@itsmealex8959]

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of broship"

[@shookcanuk7255]

source - trust me bro

[@skybattler2624]

should I tell this guy about Benjamin Franklin and his trip to discover the true meaning of the French ki- I mean Liberty?

[@pjgames8569]

@@shookcanuk7255 it’s a joke

[@captaincommando5072]

@@shookcanuk7255 my source is that I made it the f*ck up

[@MykeGG]

Calling Greg a "simp" would be a compliment ngl. He's more than a simp.

[@skeletonking2501]

Down bad?

[@JoshofWool]

@@skeletonking2501 Taking this from another comment, Rock Bottom Atrocious.

[@chunkynugget5000]

I agree lmaoo

[@mclekfkeiwdisidido6858]

He's a Simp lord

[@MykeGG]

@@JoshofWool damn

[@aeroblu2002]

The thing that always made me uncomfortable even as a kid is how many times he tries to hit on much older women. Like, people who are clearly too old for him. Heather being stated to be close to college, and his dentist clearly being an adult compared to him. Does he not ever think there could be some uncomfortable power dynamics going on?

[@hunterolaughlin]

I’m sure his dentist already was married.

[@mageofdoomsie1598]

By the time he hits high school he’ll be going after cougars

[@Lightning-gg5iu]

It’s not uncommon for teenagers to have a crush on older people. I mean we all had that one teacher every boy had a crush on. Same with girls Obviously it’s the older person’s responsibility to not toy around with it

[@CrazyIshan69]

@@Lightning-gg5iu Right.

[@Rantaro109]

@@Lightning-gg5iu Yes, it isn’t abnormal for him to have a crush on them, these people need to think even if just a little. Edit: had to fix a word

[@frankisnot1148]

In double down, he forced his parents to buy him an instrument just so he can get into school band so he can go to a girl's party. He's so. I don't even know what to call that

[@VXMasterson]

Down bad down REALLY bad

[@rolliespokemon1818]

The word is insane

[@mrgreenboy644]

I cringe at the way I acted in high school, and even I wouldn't be that much of a dumb-ss

[@nugget9541]

I guess you could say he's DOUBLE down bad

[@FlintandStone1]

Down Astronomically

[@wiltonginman6550]

In the 14th book, Greg crushes on this girl since elementary yet doesn’t seem to make an attempt at starting a conversation with her until they are paired up for lab project. Greg then confesses to her that he had a crush on her since he was young, hoping she’d feel the same. Instead, the girl went straight to the teacher and have Greg be paired with another kid. I felt bad for Greg when I first read that scene, but now? Not so much…

[@itsgeo752]

I won’t lie, I haven’t read these books in years, but that girl is pretty based

[@bakedbeans5494]

@@itsgeo752 No she's a b****.

[@landlighterfirestar5550]

I mean, given that all we know is that he said “Hey so I had a crush on you when I was young”, her going to the teacher is ludicrous, but given Greg as a person, I wouldn’t be surprised if his recollection of the event was dialed down *significantly*

[@jainambiar2424]

That scene without any context makes me feel bad for him. If you forget everything else that happens, all you see is a kid who confesses his crush and the other person go's to tell the teacher. Assuming this girl has no knowledge of greg being creepy, she only did that to be a douche. I hate people like that, who are old enough to have a conversation without getting their parents or the teacher involved but don't.

[@cupio-stardust]

I was so relieved because thank god she got out of that situation, Greg seems like a creep.

[@Waddleclaws]

holly hills: exists Greg: simp 10000%

[@shotgunnedzahee4780]

SIMP OVERDRIVE

[@brandyDC]

In the movies he actually gets shit done lmao

[@cupio-stardust]

@@brandyDC still pretty cringy though.

[@jesuspernia8031]

That explains the Joker Greg fan book

[@CrazyIshan69]

To be fair, he's 12, and what 12-year old didn't turn into an idiot around his crush?

[@JoyNova13]

What you didn't mention in this video was that The Third Wheel was another good example of Greg being a simp. In that book, he kept trying to find girls to ask out to the Valentine's Day dance, some of whom he barely even knew. On the night of the dance, he used Rowley to get closer to a girl named Abigail because she didn't have her previous date to go with. Greg did whatever he possibly could to prove himself and impress her while pushing Rowley to the side, and whenever Rowley made Abigail laugh, Greg tried to shut that down instantly. Eventually, at the end of the book, Greg didn't hook up with Abigail, but Rowley did, because he took some time to get to know her. That's why the book is called "The Third Wheel". Even though Greg tried whatever he could to get Abigail to like him, he just ended up being a third wheel instead while she became a couple with Rowley.

[@shriderrad4123]

You also forgot to mention that Abigail literally used Rowley to get her ex-boyfriend jealous and that she was just faking her good time with him.

[@revolvingworld2676]

@@shriderrad4123 Oof

[@Crafty_Breeze]

The nostalgia :O

[@user-us7el6ss2l]

@@revolvingworld2676 Then she ditched him!

[@Kryzzzzikaa]

Guy: walks past Heather Greg: “STOP STALKING HER!” Greg fr a less violent Yandere from yandere simulator 💀

[@imtyler99yearsago90]

*Greg fell in love with a woman that is in her mid 90s and tried to get her to marry him* *Greg also fell in love with a new born baby girl and tried to take her home* *Greg also fell in love with a female warthog and tried to kiss it* *Greg also fell in love with Wonder Woman and started crying when he found out that she isn't real* *Greg also fell in love with Anne Boleyn and started crying when he found out that she has been dead since 1536* *Greg also fell in love with a woman that went to prison for shooting up schools, robbed banks and stores, kidnapping many kids, killing random people, almost started World War 3 on purpose, blew up an orphanage on purpose, made species go extinct on purpose, putting the pilot and co-pilot of a plane in a box, threw the box out a window, and took over the plane, buying things with fake money, stole vehicles, put acid in a public pool on purpose, put poison in foods then sold them on purpose, almost destroyed all of the continents on purpose, trying to destroy the sun on purpose, and almost started the apocalypse on purpose. Then Greg said to himself "I can change her" and tried to free her*

[@Kryzzzzikaa]

@@imtyler99yearsago90 yeah cause he’s a sociopath

[@maas1208]

​​@@imtyler99yearsago90 Bro the 2nd one makes Greg look like an EDP445 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@YourWorstNightmare8-k4i]

@@imtyler99yearsago90 My friend would probably do the same except hes not as bad as greg

[@Hectopath2006]

"Greg is a simp" "The sky is blue"

[@pks1587]

Floor is made of floor

[@omnigodguy]

Water is wet

[@Apple....]

@@omnigodguy is it?

[@ivanlol7153]

@@Apple.... it isn’t

[@ivanlol7153]

Every second in Africa, a minute passes

[@feenixpg3d]

"Diary of a Simpy Kid" - 2022

[@nevergonnagiveyouup1180]

Lmao I love this comment

[@Gabriel_JudgeofHell]

@PooZazaDooDoonever gonna run around

[@JKBDTS]

@PooZazaDooDoo never gonna make you cry

[@moniqueboucher8011]

Underated

[@accountsnames2614]

If every girl Greg flirted with, loved him, he'd have an army of girlfriends.

[@ntfoperative9432]

No, he'd have a Harem

[@theonewhoknocks382]

@@ntfoperative9432 No, he'd have the entire population of girls except adults and his mom(Obviously)

[@CrazyIshan69]

That's what I thought. 😂

[@EternallyAFK]

Bro will have a billion notifications on his phone every second from his girls

[@Windperfire]

@@theonewhoknocks382 Nah I'd bet he's so down bad that you know...to his mom

[@ElliseTheSquib]

Girl : “Kill people and I’ll date you.” Greg : “ok.” *becomes a terrorist*

[@JoMama-np3og]

*rejects Greg after killing her dad*

[@ElliseTheSquib]

@@JoMama-np3og lol

[@LJorSomething]

Y'know, something interesting about the Diary of a Wimpy Kid character design is that Greg always draws the girls he has a crush on in a very similar way to how he draws himself. A great example would be Nathasha (the girl he wrote a love poem for), whom is nearly identical to Greg, minus her hairstyle. I like to think this was a display of Greg's narcissism. He projects himself onto the people he finds attractive, because he thinks that he's a perfect specimen above all others. And that's incredibly fitting for how we know Greg as a character.

[@bakedbeans5494]

Majoe overthinking from you.

[@mrtrollnator123]

Bros really tryna stretch the narrative 💀

[@JKBDTS]

Greg draws himself as the most basic character lol

[@Gemnist98]

The Making-Of-The-Movie book for the first movie actually confirms this. In it, the producers describe how they initially ran into a problem when casting the female middle school students, because they all look the same minus their hair, in contrast to boys who are all vastly different in their appearance. Eventually, though, they chalked it up to Greg “not understanding girls”, so they dismissed it and just cast who they felt was right for each part.

[@Jimmietruck28-ALT]

_But that’s just a theory…_

[@be5608]

Sad part is: In one book there is a diagram that show that the girls show that they like anyone but him. But Greg still tries too hard in impressing the girls.

[@be5608]

@Normal KZbin channel carry on Burh. Clearly proves how much of a simp Greg is.

[@ashboi341]

its in the third wheel

[@maas1208]

@Normal KZbin channel carry on that girl however was just as weird as fregley

[@average_war_criminal]

@@maas1208 but she was perfect for fregley anyways lmao

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

Next time you got to talk about how much of a CHAD Rowley is.

[@nguyentram1483]

Becomes Greg’s friend Stay as Greg’s friend even thought Greg’s dumb Elaborate no further

[@johnpett1955]

Rowley is pretty much the opposite of Greg.

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

@@johnpett1955 Rowley gets girls and friends because he is himself like a true chad

[@johnpett1955]

@@justasentientmclarenp1879 and on the other hand Greg's only real friend is Rowley and has no girls. I would consider a simp as being the opposite of a chad.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Just a Sentient Mclaren P1 didn’t Abigail just date rowley to make her ex Michael jealous? I may have missed something later on in the series but I don’t think rowley got girls

[@Squidking36w847]

Greg when he sees a girl: Im bouta do whats called a pro simp move

[@doorhinge2039]

You should've mentioned the part when Greg literally crammed an entire curriculum of college-level psychology overnight just so he could impress some random college girl. She had a boyfriend of course.

[@user-us7el6ss2l]

Never let them know the next move: Start studying Psycology

[@issyd.c.]

I still find it hilarious that when people were pointing out to the creator of DoaWK that Greg is kind of a sociopath he was in total denial and said Greg was based on him as a kid 😂

[@exotixbros64]

the most interesting thing is that many people had asked jeff kinney, the author, if he thinks greg is a sociopath, which he is, and jeff kinney said no, not at all and said that he wrote the books as a reference to his life as a teenager and his experiences. So, does that mean that jeff kinney is the sociopath?

[@partyelixir1265]

More like a s Narcissistic simp

[@purplesamurai5205]

Greg isn't a sociopath, especially not in the newer books. The fact everyone says he is really shows how little people understand other people even when there thoughts span over a dozen books.

[@Iloverockcandy]

@@purplesamurai5205 fr

[@genericname2747]

He's legally a sociopath now

[@impossiblehanley2732]

@@purplesamurai5205 I just wanna ruin the chain

[@noodlehq6141]

rowley and rodrick are the only real chads in these books.

[@shotgunnedzahee4780]

We argee, rodrick and Rowely, are chad. Rodrick has more friends then Greg and rowely has more female friends then Greg.

[@pro_nav]

I think it is Manny and rodrick

[@bakedbeans5494]

All of you are wrong.

[@setsers1]

Nah, fuck rodrick. But Rowley? Yes

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

@@bakedbeans5494 Wdym Rodrick isn’t a chad? Yeah, he’s not perfect but he’s easily the best character.

[@mel0nman803]

He followed the lifeguard around like a sad puppy

[@labgoat6787]

Guys, if you have a crush and you think you’re a simp, but you don’t abandon friends or throw them under the bus for it, then you’re technically not a simp. That’s nothing to what Greg does.

[@sean.furlong1989]

A simp is a boy or man who debases himself or his friends for the attention of a girl or woman who has no interest in him.

[@TVOverlord_F_Alastor]

Real Chads just be themselves

[@tasmeenbaker9912]

There's a difference between simply liking a girl and simping over her. Y'all tend to confuse the 2 though

[@Acacius1992]

Ah yeah the age old lie being yourself getting bitches 😂 It brings you nothing but getting made fun of. But being a simp dont get you bitches either

[@alliemtf9441]

I always hated greg as a kid but never really understood why, thanks for enlightening me

[@animationdemonunknown]

I dated a girl in elementary and one in middle school because I was kind and understanding, and he can’t get one because he broke on of the nine rules of dating: 1. NOT BE A SIMP (literally)

[@Maryamahemed]

You seem like you listen to one artist BTS and all you eat is Mc chicken

[@joebillybob42]

@@Maryamahemed how is that releated

[@andvoid9134]

@@Maryamahemed L + heathen + no damsels + get dueled + touch gold

[@masterdoge987]

What are the other eight rules

[@captaincommando5072]

@@andvoid9134 "counter argument + I disagree + you're wrong + ratio + I am inside your walls + your mom + kys + IP address + block" - someone on Twitter, probably

[@Barple_Bapkins]

Greg has worse game than a hacker that has his hacks turned off

[@jbcatz5]

He has worse game than someone who forgets what the buttons do every five minutes and gets slaughtered just as often on easy mode

[@omnigodguy]

Greg is probably the type of kid who thinks Fruit Loops are donut seeds

[@taleseylad1249]

greg has worse game than a discord mod

[@mchanna06]

Worse game than a game journalist.

[@morbidsearch]

OP, what do you think hacks are?

[@F3yd_a]

My guy was almost the king of simps

[@tbnrrenagade9507]

Brock from pokémon will forever hold that title.

[@Krispykreme15]

@@tbnrrenagade9507 wow, someone actually remembered how much of a simp brock was

[@tbnrrenagade9507]

@@Krispykreme15 people often overlook the sheer number of nurse joys and officer jennys that exist.

[@blueguy15]

@@tbnrrenagade9507 Brock got a girl now so he's disqualified.

[@tbnrrenagade9507]

@@blueguy15 which time are we referring to here? it's happened several times and each one was immediately followed by a break up and more simping. besides, once a simp, always a simp (as brock proved.)

[@le9038]

What's impressive about this is that he has "dated" so many girls that he should know now what and what not to do now. Yet he still try's like it's his first time doing it.

[@Decidueye-2016]

0:46 Gregnant

[@hackah6943]

I love this series, i hope you make more of these

[@messagerticv4795]

The thumbnails for these videos are so menacing it’s amazing, anime villain vibes

[@SirSpiro]

Yes, yes he is. He's down bad.

[@bgamer5124]

1:45 This made me laugh more than it should have

[@The1ArtKing]

🌰🥜

[@Ace0504]

Fr

[@yinyangyt8749]

I’m surprised Greg went after Heather instead of Holly like always. It’s strange though because Heather is literally Rodrick’s age

[@Dannohasho]

I was laughing my ass off at some parts. These books aged like fine wine

[@animeranting1403]

I’m watching this late at night and eating a pie

[@LateNightPies]

yo same

[@11SanicYT]

@@LateNightPies 12AM pies 🥧

[@tbnrrenagade9507]

have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagius the wise?

[@gregheffley6975]

@@LateNightPies message to you: IM NO SIMP (even tho I beat Rowley with an antler horn for having a bj with Heather)

[@ExSpheriment]

I was eating a cookie

[@SleepyLuigi]

We ALL KNOW THAT!! You even mentioned it!! He does it in pretty much every book. He is a sociopathic “wimpy” simp.

[@syrusgrove8682]

I find it funny how the only time we see a chareter in shape in Diary of a wimpy kid is Greg imagining what the future will be like, Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Big Shot, and a few kids at Greg's school who are more in shape than about half of the adults.

[@chasethespongeking395]

I cringed so hard when I read that poem he wrote because when I was a kid I actually used it in a card once to a girl I liked! God I wish I could find her and apologize to her for writing that trash

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

was it because the poem was sorta around masturbation?

[@chasethespongeking395]

@@CakesAreNotTruths Wait what?

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

@@chasethespongeking395 You see. the 3rd Verse: "So intense that it causes snowmen everywhere to despair" is a reference to the finishing of your master you know what

[@chasethespongeking395]

@@CakesAreNotTruths Sweet Satan's Slippery Snatch. What the hell was wrong with me back then

[@Ever_2008_ARG]

I like how for this thumbnail you drew Greg in a "Simp material" pose

[@topazqmclean]

Can we talk about the times he tried to look at girls naked? In the original book, Greg buys these gadgets at the back of a comic book. He gets these pair of glasses which can “ see through” clothes. On the next page, he is with around 3 girls and falls like the idiot he is. 💀

[@mrtrollnator123]

Wtf 😭

[@imtyler99yearsago90]

What would you say if Greg got hard when looking at Susan (His mom)

[@jpnl0066]

bro all his crushes doesnt know he exists

[@Ella-bg2ve]

How to get woman… Step no 1: Be Rodrick Heffley

[@mosalah11thegoat]

I love the fact that you uses the s for the end of the video, and not forgot about it. that was a good one

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

Diary of a Wimpy kid? Nah,Diary of a Simpy Kid.

[@Alfonso-bo7wp]

2:10 massive voice crack

[@Yahye-h6b]

skaaol

[@danielpruitt8550]

3:25 Lol I always close my eyes and meditate at the dentist/barber.

[@HEATHERSTHEMUSICAL17]

“Hey you wanna go to the strip club” “Hey bro get outta my room….will go later” got me rolling..😂

[@hyenadrawsx3]

Loved the video! I did snort a bit when you said 8 month year old pregnant lady at 0:46 though lol. Love seeing your diary of a wimpy kid videos

[@Userjustuserokjustuser]

5:06 Is no one gonna talk about how the “stick figures” are getting skinner and skinner each book I mean look at the first book and look at big shot

[@oliverthedum2129]

I think it’s because in one shot Greg is wearing a shirt and in the other he isn’t

[@Userjustuserokjustuser]

@@oliverthedum2129 no I mean ever since old school they have looked skinny

[@God-gf6ye]

Why do I immediately think of stampton when I hear [BIG SHOT]

[@DarthOcu1us]

no one: Greg heffley: time for mega simp time

[@raymondnoodles8206]

Ngl I was finna comment abt how this dude has been in the game since kindergarten and still gets no play 💀

[@L0V3LY_AL1EN_CAT]

1:41 yo why did this scene make me laugh so hard💀

[@IDontPayMyTaxes]

This all wouldn't have happened if Greggy just stopped leaking bros diaries 😭😭

[@carolinpurayidom4570]

Greg is essentially a "nice guy" One of those guys who expect romanctic affection or action in return for his nice deeds

[@PyroNick01]

Honestly, I kinda hope you do one for Rowley. There is so much you can do with a topic surrounding him, just like each member of the Heffley family

[@Thepurrfectchannel4686]

If my mother named me Greg I’d isolate my self after this book 😩😩

[@OptimusPrime20]

0:46 why is a 8 month old having kids

[@lilliepritchard4915]

someone is 8 months pregnant

[@Bananananananannananananna]

Nah its how long the woman has been pregnant for. Not a literal baby 💀💀

[@The-Birdy]

Yall,its a joke

[@baldi_nooberson]

@@The-Birdy fr

[@solar_9878]

4:26 just scoot over closer to heather and let him sit on the couch, wait-

[@P0txt9]

What?

[@flameybox]

😏

[@BackSet]

To be fair, the love poem is pretty standard edgy middle schooler stuff.

[@The-Maxter]

Greg in last straw:I dont want girl anymore Greg less than a week: *gets jealous because rowley was just seeing a black hair girl*

[@nocturnal_creature4]

LateNightPies: "Greg Heffley is a simp" Me: "Super intense Minecrafte player?" Me: "Does he have squirrels in his pants?"

[@Skypatroller_BenCD]

03:48 that second line just TRIGGERS me

[@crabsaresuper]

Same

[@shadowstalker7259]

3:38 💀💀 bros giving the camera a death stare 💀💀

[@Gaymorr]

I love how that “s” he took from “here’s” came back into play at the end of the video

[@thefriedchickenbucket]

Why is no one talking about the part when he actually stalks Holly in her room playing with her friends at a sleepover? (I know it didn't happen, but he still drew it and acted like it's normal)

[@dustymuffincop]

He actually went into a girls' locker room once so him stalking Holly would be something he'd actually do.

[@thefriedchickenbucket]

@@dustymuffincop Which book, and which page? I don't remember.

[@dustymuffincop]

@@thefriedchickenbucket I think it may have been Third Wheel, but I'm not 100% sure. I have to flip through a copy and get back to you when one becomes available. Greg says that Rodrick told him that camouflage would prevent him being spotted and Greg dressed in camouflage to sneak into a women's locker room. He mentioned that he got banned from the pool the rest of the summer.

[@thefriedchickenbucket]

@@dustymuffincop I think that was in dog days

[@Vulpes2024]

This is how you forever stay single and depresso espresso

[@indoraptorspyce8310]

Greg is one of those people that would be totally unfaithful to any of his partners, and cheating on them every other night.

[@alyssamay9237]

You're right about the pregnant woman remark. If my boyfriend made a comment about some expecting mother at her expense, I'd throw myself at his feet! /s

[@sophthetoast1997]

What does /s mean

[@alyssamay9237]

@@sophthetoast1997 It means I'm being sarcastic here

[@JKBDTS]

@@alyssamay9237 No, it means "serious" /s

[@harrybanning9107]

The Hygienist thing, I'm a dental nurse. Just keep in mind, you'd be surprised just how many people really do just stare you directly in the eye while you do your work, honestly by this point I'm used to it.

[@chaeryria]

meet the heffleys: mom/susan: terrible mother who cant disciple children dad/frank: deadbeat dad who hates children greg: sociopathic simp manny: psychopathic devil rodrick: the normal teen

[@morbidsearch]

Greg is mentioned to be a Christian in a few books so Susan has no problem there

[@yanderesimstuff5971]

As someone who has a toddler brother, let me just point out that those things usually ARE psychopathic devils.

[@FlashAm]

1:40 "To you, I pledge my love, my desire, my life" *shoots him*

[@yxrackman2397]

Greg really thinks using that cologne from regular show is gonna make every girl in 1 mile to run to him and rip his shirt off

[@kyuubiv.8046]

He talks how bad of a person Greg is. But we know who’s the least human being with no soul. And that’s Manny.

[@Punkan23]

Love how you remembered that guy taking the S and using it at the end

[@Lingeringwill4784]

People are arguing who's a bigger simp Finn or mordecai but everyone's forgetting the simp god

[@sherbetfloat2177]

Bro I love your vids, keep up the good work

[@trumpaigaming7632]

He's gonna end up on r/niceguys when he grows up, I swear.

[@door-chan]

4:45 Well Rowley isn't right about that either, Mexico isn't in south America, it's in the north

[@aboi9865]

No he mixed the 2 books In one he went to Mexico Another time in S.A.

[@Aquatic_Tear494]

4:50 HOLD ON! South Dakota? Greg you fool *Facepalm* I slightly triggered by Greg at that

[@true_nights_edge]

Jeff Kinney (the author) said that the books were based on his childhood in an interview. so maybe HE’S the simp??

[@killerdiva7771]

The problem isnt that greg heffley is any of these things. The problem is that after the first book, he never gets a chance to learn and grow from these flaws to become a better person. The first book was of course written in the form of a diary but it was also a story, that started and ended alongside a character arc that greg went through, from being deadset on achieving popularity, to learning to value his friends over status. Every other book was just a diary, a series of random events that simply start and stop without leading anywhere for the characters.

[@SharpChalice914]

There's one boom (I forgot which one) when Greg tried to meet Holly at a roller skating event and fails. The next day though, Rowley gets his yearbook signed from Holly saying that she would like to have the same classes together next school year. And Greg ruins Rowleys chances

[@catherinecao4810]

What’s disturbing is that Greg is crushing on two sisters, almost as if they’re interchangeable to him and that all that matters is that he scores a catch.

[@ndrby]

2:45 stabbed in the nuts

[@alfieplaysgames2516]

Oof

[@PramkLuna]

One thing I noticed is that all the girls Greg is interested in, he draws to have a similar face to himself.

[@JuanofaKindTL]

The funny part about the note example is that Greg illustrates it in the first place in his own diary that he plans on giving it to people when he becomes rich and famous. He didn't even have to include the "Greg is a dork" part

[@Moneymagicandstuff3010]

5:09 that has been going around in my head for years and It feels like I’m the only one who knows that

[@iinsanityplayz]

5:31,nah that is just SAD