Greta - Movie Review

[@MsMaydayGoingDown]

That intro was really funny, I love how you mix up your reviews like that sometimes!

[@dice6338]

Same it was awsome love it❤️❤️

[@800Ms-k6n]

Lol, because she's French, i always had a hard time pronouncing her last name. I know she's a legend in France already and you don't wanna messed up Isabelle Hupert's name either

[@undrtakr900]

One movie-cliche that always bugs the hell out of me is....... **SPOILERS** ......when the protagonist knocks the antagonist down, then instead of tying them up they run away, only to come back later and find the body gone. They did this multiple times in the movie.🤦🏽

[@Cookiespuff]

Terraj no SERIOUSLY!!! Or making sure the person is for sure unconscious

[@kristineilochi4615]

Right??? Keep bludgeoning them! One hit and quit? I don't think so! Ugh!

[@cnote8546]

She didn't want to kill here. Here it made sense

[@Black_Caucus]

I HATE THIS

[@DontTakeItLiteral]

🤣 like have a smart scene for once , geeesh . If your scared to kill them , then yes tie them up by all means but I feel like if I ever got in this situation, I would try killing them rather than tying them up. I saw so many movies where they get loose from that too . Can’t come back from the dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@julianflores9389]

I can’t wait for your Us review

[@lamb9770]

Julian Flores most anticipated for me !

[@huey6248]

Most anticipated film of the year for me

[@itsnlee]

SAME 🙌🏻

[@warpnl1]

He should review Climax also

[@pitchingwedge7546]

I got 5 on it

[@ayushshah2103]

How much Chris will make as a director ( in millions ) 👇

[@TheWelchProductions]

$1 million

[@ayushshah2103]

Snyderverse get outa here you HACK

[@brandon17760]

Probably not much more than any other independent film maker

[@retardedvaxxedliberal]

one... billion

[@fTripleSharp]

3

[@traxagenda3445]

From the thumbnail it looked like he was about to hate the movie

[@sharebear9165]

Kha'len McCoy clickbait

[@lpskodiakproductions]

Usually when Chris loves a movie he puts him frowning in the thumbnail so people get curious if he liked it or not & click

[@emilengen7825]

@@sharebear9165 no it's not.

[@roygbiv9038]

He barely liked it.

[@ayotundesoluade5512]

Also The Crush with Alicia Silverstone, and The Cable Guy with Jim Carrey.

[@jonathanwright8025]

That just what I was thinking.

[@davidkymdell452]

Ermagerd...Alicia was gorgeous AF in that movie

[@jacewelsh8537]

David Kymdell she was also 16 or 17 years old in the crush

[@LastBastian]

"Single white female" ...anyone?

[@biggawinnacrapsa3870]

@@LastBastian - That's the first one I thought of.

[@DariusRatchford]

This movie could not pick a direction. It gave me so much anxiety.

[@scrapinator8910]

Rob Jones CONFIRM THE KILL

[@kjay1946]

I had so much adrenaline throughout the whole movie

[@scrapinator8910]

kaylee jones I did too, because our lead characters were frustrating me so much.

[@yaraitz63]

Same

[@SoCOJules]

I'm pissed that they didn't check on that girl in the basement!

[@dm8595]

So funny. When I saw the trailer I thought this felt very 90's. The movies you're thinking of were their own sub-genre often referred to as "The ____ From Hell". Hand That Rocks the Cradle, The Temp, Single White Female, Unlawful Entry, etc.

[@jaysonw8730]

Hahaha, Single white cougar..........Others, basic instinct, fatal attraction, final analysis, urban legend, maybe

[@noellet62able]

They are all great movies .

[@Sunnyellow]

another contemporary, similarly pulpy take on 90’s thrillers is “Inheritance” (with Lily Collins and Simon Pegg). It’s a good, fun movie if you like pulpy, pseudo-serious entertainment 😊(Pegg plays a classic 90’s bad guy 😊🙌)

[@connornm321]

Chris’ shirt game is strong af

[@ajwelsh3191]

The only other thing I’ve ever seen Isabelle Huppert in was an episode of Law and Order SVU and she was a nut bag in that also.

[@Dolcevita_bakes]

AJ Welsh I knew I seen her somewhere! I’ve seen that one too!

[@igor4606]

she was in Elle, won a Golden Globe and was a strong contender for the Oscar Emma Stone won!

[@1997residente]

I've seen her in the controversial "Heaven's gate" from 1982....Her performance was weak but then again,she was in her 20's and It was her first english language film.

[@TheNetflixNook]

Sometimes getting type casted isn't a bad thing 😂

[@AngelofMusic04]

Also Michael Haneke's "The Piano Teacher" and François Ozon's "8 Women".

[@PadChennington]

is dis a spooky movie w da ghosties

[@AgnesM]

Pad Chennington nah

[@King_tony_1010]

Nope.. about a lonely woman who would go to any extent for attention

[@sinical1031]

Si

[@thelastattempt666]

Still 8spoopy12me

[@kingkryptonite0]

Basically the Cable Guy but without Jim Carrey lol

[@ScottSullivanTV]

😂😂😂 0:36 MADE ME CRACK UP DYING! Don't remember the last time one of Chris' reviews was that funny.

[@johanabartuskova3565]

Scott Sullivan Fifty Shades reviews 😂😂😂

[@tuamigajordana]

Rewatch the Fant4stic review. Pure gold.

[@jasonchilado]

tuamigajordana ha yea that’s definitely my favorite review of his!

[@emilengen7825]

@@tuamigajordana fantastic 4*

[@tuamigajordana]

@@emilengen7825 Fant4stic*

[@TheGreekGeekMovieReviews]

You should have directed this Chris!

[@hereontatooine4623]

He did

[@brandon17760]

@@hereontatooine4623 sure lol

[@bschuler6216]

He grew up directing this schlock.

[@michaelbozas]

Εισαι και εδω?

[@MusicayMas.]

Oh heck no he is horrible

[@nasaboy0307]

hey Chris you ever reviewed the movie No Country for Old Men?

[@nathanielisavlogger5247]

To be honest. I enjoyed it a lot more. Ironically, it was like a breath of fresh air from mainstream Marvel and/or Disney (dependent on opinion but factually they are now both the same) Seeing as I am a teen. I wasn't around in the 90s and have never watched any films like it. To me it seemed well original. Well original enough, many have had the same idea i.e the landlady by Roald Dahl. I agree that the two main actors had a big role to play. Did I expect more. Not really... Simple uncomplicated story. Can't go wrong with it. But that's what most filmmakers in modern day do... They overcomplicate the story line until it's not very watchable e.g star wars the last jedi (in my opinion). I don't think it was bad to make the film simple. It won't exactly compete with other films like it however at box office. It was a good contender to films that were either not good or too over thought. Or animations which I 95% am not a fan of. Would rather go watching Greta over avengers (please don't murder me avengers fans... Not saying it's bad it's just my opinion 😊) Animations... Are a whole different strand of thought. If anyone somewhat wants to know why I don't like them. Feel free to reply 😊. I am open to objection, change and questions 🙃

[@ok-xs2oo]

Both movies suck. If greta's actor wasn't so good this movie would've been below average.

[@tazzybear6434]

I just want to say that I love your videos Chris as am HUGE fan Living in Jamaica... I can't believe I made the first comment!

[@paradoxicaljoy4923]

Lol, you definitely didn't make the first comment, but it's still cool seeing someone leave such a heartfelt comment from a fan in Jamaica!😃

[@daymi7300]

Jamaica is a

[@noahhesket2487]

Cool, but you did not have first comment.

[@bossedup957]

What a gwan my youth

[@purdypaints4977]

I loved the movie Greta, it was so peaceful at the beginning then it started to become darker and darker near the end😋

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

If Chris directed this it would’ve been on par with The Godfather.

[@dvngelomorales2451]

lmfaoo

[@ujustgotdunkedon4523]

BSJ IN YO HOUSE ikt

[@ujustgotdunkedon4523]

Ikr I mean

[@WutangBizkit]

prob the dumbest comment ive ever seen

[@9arett]

I've been a longtime fan of Chloë Moretz and was really curious about this movie when I saw the trailer. Based on your review its about what I was expecting if not a little better. An okay horror/thriller. Anyways, I'll check it out, thanks for covering it!

[@yannickclaes90]

Trans

[@anitam9328]

Khole grew up so fast to me.... Yet Brad And Angelina kids are still preteens 😂

[@MarloSoBalJr]

From Hit Girl to...

[@Asherbw]

HUPERT ( ooh pear )

[@elisamastromarino7123]

Chris, it's because you've likely never been stalked. It's not about how much stronger Chloe's character is; it's scary as hell to be fighting against someone who's so disturbed that you don't know what they're capable of. But you know for sure that it's likely much darker than anything you, as the stalkee, would do, so much of your energy is spent both watching them and watching out for them. I loved the atmosphere of this movie - especially in this crazy world of today.

[@dchardinaycole5944]

Wow. Thanks for that perspective, I'll give it a chance today.

[@tommym7321]

I'll call some bs on that perspective though. This was a lazily written movie even though I enjoyed it. I get what Chris is saying because this movie just kept making Chloe's character get defeated or act weak when she shouldn't have been. For instance, Chloe's character didn't wait for Greta to open the door to the room and then beat her with the chair that she already showed she could use as a weapon when she was beating on the door. But then the movie also wants us to believe that Chloe's character would hit Greta with a rolling pin to try to escape not long after. The script vaccilated between making her the weakest person to ever be kidnapped and then a strong person fighting for her life. It didn't make sense.

[@captainyasopp154]

Id rather read your long ass comment over and over then watch this piece of shit movie again.

[@caspa284]

Umm excuse me but being stalked by an elderly lady isn't scary at all, if it was a man then everyone would understand but no Elisa. Throughout the whole movie i came to despise Chloe but love Greta. I mean all she wanted was a friend and in all honest if I found all those bags i would've just stayed shut and still had dinner. I might be crazy myself but Greta is a ninja. On screen she walks so slow but offscreen somehow she's so fast being able to get on the Bus before Cloe's friend. Either lazy writing or she's in blackops.

[@WutangBizkit]

Elisa Mastromarino Cant you literally say that about any movie... ive heard ppl say they hate Requiem for a Dream but i love it cause ive experienced addiction. all art is subjected

[@spencertaylor99]

I actually really enjoyed the film. Would there be things that i would change ? Certainly. But it had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. Largely due to the incredible acting

[@barryjeffrey7545]

Best reviewer on KZbin, without a doubt! Love you Chris :)

[@havensmith6371]

You misspelled "Jeremy"

[@Bobby14]

Best reviewer? Man, this guy is a prick who just agrees like shits like Rotten Tomatoes, practically braindead and can't make an oppinion!

[@theeddytripp]

Def on par with @ralphthemoviemaker

[@TheNetflixNook]

Man knows his stuff its hard to argue with that.

[@westonwhittington7]

Haven Smith huh

[@venkatasivaprasadvejendla6563]

Please show us your 4k movie collection

[@damianvallejos9493]

Why?

[@Alyek-s]

You're not gonna remember it in T-Minus ___ 1 day / 13 hours / 10 minutes / 5 seconds

[@salvadorgomez6190]

U are everywhere lately

[@donjoey22]

28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds.

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Yuuuppp, already forgot.

[@anyongflerderber4958]

I don't think you have the right channel. Fan page? The fuck

[@NiftyPenguin12]

Chris you should watch this show called the leftovers. Its on HBO and its only three seasons. Probably one of the best dramas I’ve seen right up there with Breaking Bad.

[@annad9534]

Griffin Kennedy Yaaaaaaas!!!!! 👆 BEST frickin show

[@nirvanessa]

Amazing show

[@nothingatall4115]

So true bro it explored magical realism like no other show did

[@Bombasaur101]

Amazing show! A year or so back there was some massive show being filmed across the road from my house. A crazy surprise when it turned out to be for Season 3 of The leftovers.

[@coldarts8828]

You forgot about “Fatal Attraction” which is the best crazy significant other movie.

[@isthatjackson]

Cold Arts Absolutely!

[@elijahshook1871]

Sexy review Chris, Sexy review.

[@marstonsneddon8692]

@The softest part of a woman's breast is? what is the answer?

[@Cygnus0lor]

Wtf i laughed so hard =))))

[@hootsifer-darling]

Actually really loved it, I haven't seen any type of stalker movie before so any cliches were lost on me, and I love Chloe Grace Moretz

[@SkolneyVikings]

Chris grew up being stalked by a crazy French woman

[@FlpSideOfSanity]

Correction...Hungarian

[@ajinkyakhanzode890]

Loved the Isabelle Hubert. Also damn it I'm just gonna keep trying, please review monster anime or at least the manga

[@danielthrasher1738]

That is my favorite anime as well. But 70+ episodes is a bit of a steep commitment for someone who has to go to school, live his life, and make money by finding time to review things for us.

[@rogere5585]

Great review, very fair. I'd like to hear what you thought of Velvet Buzz Saw, and Umbrella Academy.

[@samsmith1358]

I think both of the actors are great and very good at the craft. I completely agree with your points. i just found it very hard to buy into the premise that chloe’s character was 1. THAT naive (especially in 2019, given her age) and 2. She was physically unable to extract herself from the older woman’s grasp. It would have played better if chloe’s character had a form of physical impairment to give the illusion the two were physically equal in strength. You gave it a fair rating.

[@EZ-IZZY1995]

sam smith plus we’ve SEEN her kick ass before (pun intended) so knowing this it’s hard to suspend your disbelief when you know what she’s capable of

[@samsmith1358]

@@EZ-IZZY1995 hahaha. you are right, mate. this thought was stalking my mind while watching the movie. Hit Girl would have kicked her arse from one end of the planet to the other.

[@unigoatgames2306]

It's so upsetting to see such a great movie get the attention it did. I don't know how, but it seems almost everyone completely missed key points in the movie. People say it's basic and isn't able to be a deeper film, when it is! Erica and Frances represent the two voices inside that debate over red flags and the father represents moving past grief; Greta has a unique reason to stalk Frances, and Frances has a unique reason to come to her. There are also very symbolic moments in the film, like the dream Frances has where she spiritually speaks to her mother who encourages her to move on. I just think the movie should have gotten more credit for that instead of negativity from "dumb" decisions and a "basic, predictable plot"

[@nirvanessa]

The piano teacher is an incredible movie, so glad you talked about it, i'll definitely check that out. Isabelle Huppert's acting in that movie is some of the best i've seen ever. It would be amazing that you review some other films made by Michael Haneke, he is one of the best directors of this century.

[@jeremiaddionysusozymandias1156]

Remember fear with Mark Wahlberg, Reese Witherspoon, and Alyssa Milano?

[@noellet62able]

Excellent movie

[@MisterDevos]

WOW i literally just got back from seeing ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL!! That shirt is awesome!!!

[@jcoon182]

I haven't enjoyed a single thing with Moretz since Kick-Ass

[@blainemcgovern]

Ha! You mentioned Pacific Heights lol, I just found an old VHS collection of mine today, and sure enough, Pacific Heights was in there...a lot of these were done in the 90's, but Michael Keaton was great in it!

[@comixsfan767]

That intro was spectacular

[@theghostofmedia7264]

Lmaoooo chris's facee at the beginning

[@LaMaestra2102]

This is the film I'm going to this weekend and I'm super excited about it. I love stalker movies about disturbed people. Thanks Chris.

[@guiltypleasureisland6642]

Hermlock Gnomes Has to be good though

[@knightmayor1703]

@@guiltypleasureisland6642 I'd say it was pretty decent

[@jonathandauber8705]

Best opening you’ve made in a while😂😂

[@brycejohnson7648]

Chris do a hilariocity on Baby Geniuses 1 and 2

[@godfatherofcinema]

Another calm intelligent review. I will see it because of Huppert’s performance in the Piano Teacher. Thanks, but just C plus?

[@King_tony_1010]

Just got home watching this movie.. I actually really liked it.. worth a watch!

[@linkbiff1054]

I've always been a big fan of Huppert. I recommend you watch her movies Elle and Things To Come.

[@darksideofevil13]

This is the very problem that sucked me out of the film. I kept yelling in my head "Why don't you just hit her!?" The mistake the writers made was making the main villain appear as more of a physical threat than a distant psychological/mind games one. Or making her for most of the film not have a believable means of subduing the main character. A taser, a gun etc. It's even more jarring when Chloe's character is clearly bigger than her. Sidenote: Man Chloe Moretz really put on muscle since her Kick-Ass days. Atleast it looked like that rather than weight.

[@TBO3ntertainment]

Love how you pronounce Isabel Hupert, really like the Alita Battle Angel shirt! Looks like an air Jordan shirt.

[@bigguys45s29]

I need some Greta’d cheese right now for my pizza and spaghetti!

[@anindoable]

Hey Chris. I'm Anindo. Big fan. Great and really helpful reviews as always. I really like your Battle Angel Alita T-Shirt. I 'd really appreciate it if you could provide me with the link to buy that T-Shirt. Thanks again for the contents of your channel.

[@CALIFORNIAspaceship]

I was looking at his old reviews, Chris seems like he doesn’t enjoy KZbin anymore. lol I miss that energetic smiling dude

[@ScottSullivanTV]

This review seemed to be back on the right track for Chris

[@teguhsetiawan9579]

JSV ikr

[@JackHoleey3]

Watch his reviews on large, fun, vibrant films like Aquaman. He seems to be very energetic

[@Ng1Brad]

look at broly review

[@zachbuechleinlinerider4112]

Watch his latest filmmaking vid

[@maximumgainpodcast4835]

Hey! Old Chris is back!! I'm very happy!

[@kaydenswonderfulchannel9632]

Chris reviews are always good I hope I don't find a purse anytime soon

[@RichChanLikesTacos]

The Intro Was Priceless, Funny Af I Hope Retro Rewind Returns Sometime

[@bubba8751]

Are u gonna review mortal kombat 11 when it comes out?????

[@moltisanti9417]

Im happy chris is more "alive" recently... Im always waiting for your review, Chris! You are the best

[@TheWelchProductions]

Nice intro, love the facial expressions

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

I liked Deceived. Saw it a while ago on tv. Besides the first two Home Alone movies, the only other movie I saw with John Heard.

[@AcousticMaster104]

When can we see Auditorium 6?

[@spycheck]

Great review Chris! Love the intro

[@IamLegendaryguy1998]

Make a video about punisher season 2

[@AR1GAT0]

I loved the review. I think if the roles are relatable, it is fun to watch. Being stalked is scary. Finding out someone is looking for you, or watching you can break you down emotionally and mentally. I was temporarily stalked before, and this person started off trying to be my friend, finding my social media content and posting something. They started to attack me on their social media page, posting pics of me. I have been paranoid since then and dropped my social media presence. Now, if this woman would have found me and showed up, I would do what is necessary to survive. Stalkers and kidnappers don't give us any consideration or mercy. It may not be who we are to hurt someone else, but you can't get a "I wouldn't hurt a fly" attitude when someone has literally made your life hell. I think that is the one huge gripe I have with this movie.

[@katarinawychor9816]

Reminds me of Swimfan. Lol

[@Wulfgar23111]

I had pretty much the exact same take when I saw it. I thought there were a few things they could have done with the ending that would have made it more satisfying and thought that they also touched on allot of different horror aspects without ever really committing to any of them.

[@tylerschmitt8039]

Upset I wasn’t able to get a ticket to see your movie Friday night :/

[@jasontananan2537]

Lol that intro, what would we do without you Chris?

[@amirgarcia547]

It’s a shame that an actress with takent like Chloe Grace Moretz always seems to be playing in underwhelming films nowadays. The most notable thing I remember her being in is Kick-Ass and its sequel.

[@800Ms-k6n]

She was in Hugo directed by Martin Scorsese and she was great in that movie

[@mttylerdurden9]

Good to see Neil Jordan is still making movies seeing as almost every film he's done after interview with the vampire(94) and the brave one (07) has flopped at the box office(most were reviewed well though)

[@BigZ7337]

I hated this one movie, one of the worst films I've seen in awhile.

[@jedijoey3]

i can’t to see reviews for movies like ENDGAME, GODZILLA AND ALL THOSE CRAZY MOVIES. it’s going to be a great year!!

[@cjmarugg2340]

Nice review

[@franciscoquintas8985]

Chris, watch 2016 Paul Verhoeven's Elle, with Isabelle Huppert.

[@BrianDePalmaII]

Please try to review Gaspar Noe's Climax

[@pamelalansbury94]

Evan Acree hey let’s just go for it and ask him to review Love. The opening scene of that one had me 👀

[@Allison_B.]

As a french woman, I salute your prononciation of Isabelle Huppert's name ! (well, you tried ^^)

[@Martin-fd7gf]

Clohe Grace Moretz could like... get it

[@AgnesM]

Jon Snow she looks like sprouse brothers

[@viralbuthow000]

Barkin up wrong tree dude

[@thebc5754]

@@redshirts4757 oh hi RED SHIRTS

[@redshirts4757]

The BC- Film Reviews and More Oh hi BC😂

[@antihinduismisbased]

@@scootertheuce.mychannel4pe477 oh look. Another anti-sjw crybaby.

[@SirTyJensen]

I haven't seen heard of Pacific Heights or Deceived. I recently revisited The Cable Guy.

[@derfy]

Van Fleet?

[@MRDShorts]

I feel like I was able to be lenient with the scripts flaws because I was fully invested in its metaphor for grief. After the *very slight spoiler* dream sequence, I stopped thinking of it as an event that was actually happening and more as a physical representation of the emotions felt by the character.

[@lokeshr8580]

Thoroughbreds ?

[@derfranzlnator4308]

If you haven’t: Check out Elle with Isabelle Huppert in the leading role and directed by Paul Verhoeven. Very enjoyable black comedy.

[@scootertheuce.mychannel4pe477]

Im so glad i started seeing hailee steinfeld movies to replace chloe grace moretz as she had so much potential to be a good a list or at least top level b list actress. She just keeps getting bad movies i mean besides kick ass and the equalizer which she was a side character not the star of, all her other movies have been forgettable.

[@user-be3hp7he9y]

I've been doing this without even realizing I was doing it for that purpose lmao

[@caseyv5233]

loved that intro Chris!

[@GrayAcre]

That moment when you do your annual good deed and you get stuck with a psychopathic stalker. Meh, Manhattan 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@vhsguru1953]

I‘m so glad the old Chris Stuckmann is back !

[@HisMelancholic]

Heyyy chris!!! I LOVE UUU

[@pastrychef07]

Nice review! Though I would be curious of your thoughts on the new Suspiria. I'm a bit surprised that you haven't covered that one yet.

[@sukun_chipz]

Hell yeah new video... 👌🏼

[@spaceodds1985]

So Neil Jordan on In Dreams mode (remember that film) I really admire him as a filmmaker, but like most directors there are a few hiccups along the way. The main cast alone is a highlight Huppert, Moretz and Monroe are actors I've liked in past films and the idea of this film being a tad camp does make me wonder if this will be a so bad its good type film. Even though this may seem run of the mill, I'm kind of intrigued in checking this out.

[@glizz4294]

Captain marvel review?

[@CarterHayes77]

I like how you mentioned my film Pacific Heights Chris

[@jrramos4065]

Love ya Chris!

[@pauljjeppson6530]

Frickin loving the shirt. Seen Alita 3 times now. Loved it.

[@DVRKL0RD]

Every movie you review with her MUST have that edit. Hilarious

[@miesesomar]

Straithg to VOD? DAMN, I'm old. I thought he would say "straight to DVD". It took me a second to realize he meant Video On Demand.

[@michaelcain9324]

Single White Female.

[@stephen876]

Guess they are both Captain Marvel lol

[@AnjanaBSubba]

@@stephen876 what?

[@gameraider100]

@@stephen876 Uh, I think he was referring to a similar movie from the early 90s about a girl (played by Bridget Fonda) who is looking for a roommate. She posts an ad in the paper and the new tenate, who takes on the offer, reveals to be a very disturbed single, white, female.

[@Noa......]

@@gameraider100 Yes, I think so too. But there is no outstanding similarities. The only remake or inspired film is the roommate.

[@jalaldalloul8172]

This is your greatest intro yet, I keep playing it over, rolling around laughing

[@hereontatooine4623]

I grew up with Greta

[@donjoey22]

Meth Damon Why u everywhere, Dan?

[@MG-ok2bn]

stop already get a life

[@hereontatooine4623]

@@MG-ok2bn tell that to zod snapped neck

[@MG-ok2bn]

@@hereontatooine4623 cringe you're a loser

[@jennzames9044]

It's just so hard for me to watch movies when I don't like the cast (I don't like one specific member), but I think I'll watch this one anyway, great video 🖤