Ian Fidance

[@patrickcross5195]

ok this is what ian admits to...imagine the stuff he doesn't dare to

[@gabrielklushkan2438]

Let’s just pretend he fills us in all the way for his sake

[@BIacklce]

Ian calling stav a "toothless monster" is the best insult of the show

[@DavidJBurbridge]

Calling Nick a "dead-eyed idiot" was a killshot, though.

[@BookerT69]

That shit was so funny

[@psyifinotic]

holy shit stav was actually mad for a second hahahaha

[@Thater821]

@@psyifinotic both fighting for Nick’s favor

[@Creekmore]

@@psyifinotic me want Ian to replace Stav

[@sauercrowder]

Ian Fidance sounds a hastily made up name for a stockbroker

[@lilpukey]

Broke Stocker

[@questisinthejam]

@@lilpukeyDick Cocker

[@hals6118]

Nominative determinism for the win

[@archerymidnight3422]

​@@questisinthejamclock stroker

[@Sethclement96]

hahahahaha just “in finance”

[@swapper5684]

Ian was not always named Ian His birth name? Cool Adam

[@PrivateAckbar]

You guessed it; Frank Stalone.

[@Meeminator]

How about a story about a straight man named Cool Adam transitioning into Ian Fidance? Sounds impossible, but this one’s true.

[@AbsurdistAgent]

Gay Adam wishes he was Cool Ian.

[@robertor.6942]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@BIacklce]

ian really is cool adam isnt he

[@carpathianhermit7228]

Ian getting on jre before Nick is hillarious

[@rentaltoast2201]

LMFAO

[@Humblemumble7]

That pure dillweed was on JRE? That sucks

[@carpathianhermit7228]

@@Humblemumble7 its fucking hillarious

[@SonicSnail95]

"Today is my daughter's wedding... does anyone need a favor?" is unironically a fucking hilarious bit

[@bashy8466]

then immediately nick had to call out his impression because he got too many laughs

[@alabama100]

Free raundry?

[@nateb4543]

Ian needs to tell these exact stories to at risk children about the dangers of alcohol.

[@StevenSeagull]

The long awaited sequel to the D.A.R.E campaign

[@juliandg028]

@@StevenSeagull G.A.Y. Campaign

[@coolguy646]

He’s not allowed near children

[@cheekybum1513]

@@StevenSeagull D.A.R.E to imagine

[@nateb4543]

@@StevenSeagull D.A.R.E. to be G.A.Y.

[@appleboat8632]

Stav acting like he wouldn’t get turned down at the glory hole

[@br3akstuff]

Stav is a beautiful chub

[@codylowrey6955]

stav acting like he could pull his stomach fat far up enough to actively participate in a glory is hilarious

[@crywlf9103]

@@codylowrey6955 he’d be the taker, not the giver

[@coreygolphenee9633]

@@codylowrey6955 the water on the night stand works stav pounds puss like patrice

[@coreygolphenee9633]

But yeah I don't do phimosis

[@willmorton2123]

“I just noticed you’re wearing a Mighty Mighty Bosstones shirt.” “Are you judging me? Cause that’s the impression that I get.”

[@Thater821]

a top 5 line, all time

[@lindboknifeandtool]

I truly am too autistic to understand this joke

[@Bandovr14]

Adam talking over it really shows Adams real side

[@SamFlador]

Lol fuck that band though seriously

[@TheBeatlesFan0910]

"How old are you Ian?" "I'm 33." "Hilarious." Gets me everytime lmfao

[@TCstorm08]

Hell yeah dude

[@HRIgnomious]

I feel stupid for asking, but is the joke that Ian's old or that he looks ugly for someone his age?

[@b8a481]

@@HRIgnomious yes

[@DannySullivanMusic]

rofl nice!

[@telophasemusic]

Ian Fidance is honestly the 4th member of the show

[@PopeDope69-420]

It makes me really happy that everyone pretty much agrees with this. We need him on more.

[@Oilis123]

Hes the best member of the show

[@Sinthe]

You mean the 3rd member of the show?

[@brandonvaccaro2960]

I'm 100 percent not gay. But if Fidance was on the show once a month, I would totally be gay.

[@supermoneyball420]

The cruising correspondent

[@JMG_86]

"Things are bad, but are they *Ian Fidance bad* ?" is my current life motto.

[@finished6267]

Mine too, and I'm 50 with kids and a wife. You can keep it going for a long time. Alcoholic drug addled degenerates are all around us. I mean, I'm not one, but I have been. I'm not gay but I'm pretty sure my kids are!

[@JMG_86]

@@finished6267 Since you are a Ejaculate Vicinity listener there is a strong case your kids have acquired the gay (at least by osmosis)

[@paulcarmi8130]

Need it on a bumper sticker

[@rglp2894]

Common occurrence but Stav gets wickedly excited to dish it out then wildly depressed when it’s time to take it.

[@kingt0295]

He’s a gay top

[@mattsterh7740]

Thats stav and adam because both of them are incredibly insecure

[@kimjong504]

@@mattsterh7740Adam tends to take it well enough

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

Any other examples?

[@YourPalHDee]

​@@mattsterh7740Adam has been a professional punching bag for like 6 years. Dude takes it like a fuckin champ.

[@MaddyBlu9724]

Damn Stav calls Ian ugly like 17 times and then when he gets picked on hes like "bro what the fuck? 😢"

[@ngonzales3781]

Toothless monster

[@jusyahgoobus0707]

You know what a joke is right? Like he pretended to get hurt you dingus.

[@limbolul]

@@jusyahgoobus0707 there's times where he gets picked on and genuinely gets mad

[@jusyahgoobus0707]

@limbolul yeah I just don't think that was one of them, but what do I know... I'm gay

[@HazeLmao]

⁠@@jusyahgoobus0707when he quit the show was he just “pretending to get hurt” that time too? also i’m gay.

[@DarthInsomnis]

Not to be gay, but Ian is the best guest they ever had. I love him.

[@RimsJobs]

But you are gay.

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

You’re gay.

[@BuggingonBeeroids]

To be gay, I love him too.

[@joshybratwurst1398]

What's so gay about being gay?

[@mitchc8721]

Sounds like a gayer adam.

[@DanielSilva-sr7dg]

Ian being bullied by 11 year old girls is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@crashingspectacular]

*Shitty godfather impression* "Does anyone need a favor? You want a favor?" Is a great bit

[@rmode668]

Ian not being Jewish still fucks me up

[@nateb4543]

Wait...what?

[@JackMannerheim]

Ian is having a competition with David Lynch for who can look and sound more Jewish without actually being Jewish

[@doltcart]

appropriating jewish culture is a solid move from a socio-economic standpoint

[@orfeo793]

I won't believe that until I see the 23 and me

[@bandofmountains]

@@orfeo793he did 23 & me and actually found out he is Jewish. Can’t make it up.

[@AI-tc8fv]

The hardest I laughed for a while was when Ian brought that slide whistle on the show

[@TomMyersComedy]

Nick brought in the soundboard after realizing he'd been outclassed

[@ratpiss]

A true gay clown prince.

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

He said he got it from sirius xm so there is a very strong possibility that it s Cumia .

[@Stonewall29]

@@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484 the denture caller is hardest I ever laughed at opie Anthony clip

[@brownlog22]

Idk why but that crushed me too. I could not stop laughing.

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

Bonnie McFarlande’s 11 year old daughters making fun of Ian to the point of him screaming is the greatest.

[@thedumbdog1964]

Especially because she shares a name with the Red Dead character

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

@@thedumbdog1964 I guess? Haha

[@headdog]

They’ve had practice mocking their own mush mouthed father. You would have thought they would have been desensitised to creeps.

[@codylowrey6955]

@@thedumbdog1964 dude what the fuck

[@joesliva3772]

It’s because of who their dad is.

[@CaptainBeefheart90]

Ian is a legend. Why he’s not a regular is beyond me. He would bring so much to the podcast.

[@shabu9ine]

Money. My gay friend.money

[@PrivateAckbar]

Maybe because the only one nice to him is Adam.

[@dankhank9299]

It's better that he just appears every now and then with some dumb ass stories

[@joezigg3523]

I feel like he makes his best story's when he's relapsing, but he is probably only coherent enough for the pod when he's sober

[@TmHaAdNtOiStan]

Your so right!!!

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

I love how Ian aways does more unabashedly rediculous and somewhat pathetic shit but consistently gets treated better than Adam. Probably because he doesn't do tidbit and fact ego boost fests, like me, a very gay man.

[@kirsty_yamaha]

it's because he doesn't speak with insecurity

[@tomthetinker1024]

At the same time, you need an Adam. You need that kind of friend for riffs.

[@frankibianchi6188]

Also he actually has good stories

[@muhilan8540]

@@kirsty_yamaha exactly it’s simply in Adam’s tone of voice although if you listen to early episodes adams is normal

[@starving_autist]

Ian owns it, is confident and secure with his pathetic and insecure nature, and leans into his L-taking with gusto, with élan

[@planetfixer]

19:40 - notice how the greek begins laughing hysterically after mullen cracks up, then admits afterwards he missed the joke. perhaps the most group friend dynamic on earth

[@Kage-jk4pj]

Not anymore

[@planetfixer]

@@Kage-jk4pj thank GOD

[@FrutoJuega]

@@Kage-jk4pj What is going on? When did this become the Adam Friedland Show?

[@iandiones981]

Dude when stav replied "oh you think that's crazy" when ian responded to the question about wearing a costume during sex absolutely annihilated me

[@andymilic4093]

Maybe he's a closet furry ? A baby Squirrel,lmao

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

Stav can’t get hard unless he’s in a dress and actively impersonating Anne Frank

[@orfeo793]

@@humphreybumblecuck5151 *actively impersonating that he just ate Anne Frank (to hide her ofc)

[@LethallyReptarded]

I feel like Ian would be someone who Nick would make up as a joke but he’s a real person who does crazy shit 😂

[@greg1685]

"Ian's entire life is a tragedy" transition into "Have you ever done poppers" was masterful editing sir

[@stephenrea3537]

35:34 Adam shitting himself on the pod was a long con, years in the making. The payoff was worth it

[@jcbeta730]

Stav acting like he's better than Ian is hilarious

[@antonioreconquistador]

I mean stav may be a fat and sensitive man with powerful haunches But he never fucked a guy or drank hand sanitizer

[@Psoriasism]

Stav makes fun of Ian’s appearance because he knows that even with Ian on the pod Stav is still the most busted-looking one there.

[@DoctorCyan]

Yeah but he does make up for it quite a bit by brimming with personality and being rather well adjusted for any comedian/podcaster.

[@alexmijo]

@@DoctorCyan its just the laugh

[@coreygolphenee9633]

Dude hes a cold water on the night stand kind of dude and that will get you laid more consistently than a good jaw line

[@roycewilliams7695]

@@DoctorCyan “well adjusted” Jesus Christ

[@finnmccool5944]

@@DoctorCyan He’s a mess and a classic fat man case of laughing through the sadness

[@St.Smitty]

"things are goin real bad"

[@MaddyBlu9724]

After they called him ugly I had to look up what he looks like. My verdict is hes cute. In an "unconventional" way but I would call him cute.

[@ianoller2833]

As an Ian I can safely say, being an Ian is not choice. It's just something you're born into.

[@newthrash1221]

Like being gay.

[@DoodooSwaggy]

@@newthrash1221 That's what he said

[@ianlindblom6579]

true dat, u never find one who isn't a musician/dealer

[@B1G_D0G]

straight up ✊😔

[@ianpennington8329]

Ayo, join the republic of Ian’s.

[@vegemitebilly369]

The most replayed part is where Ian calls Stav a toothless monster. Hell yeah dude.

[@pa1nted]

timestamp pleasee

[@vegemitebilly369]

​@@pa1nted 19:26. I dont think it is any more tho

[@DannyWilliamH]

The best part about Ian being on (other than just being hilarious) is Stav thinking he can clown on him and getting angry when it doesn't work. Calling Stav a "toothless blobfish" still cracks me up and even harder when Stav fully realizes that even a Bisexual man that drinks hand sanitizer is cooler than him.

[@billytitus1519]

I am a New York 7 Delaware 10 Gloryhole 8 so i had to wait for Nigerian love and the death of colony in my colon - Ian Fidance tweet

[@joedewitt3340]

Stav was really sweating from the effort it took him to punch down so hard on this one

[@gelly123]

Ian is like the gay friend that shows up once or twice a year and you and your boyfriend have multiple 3 ways with him because you are all that close.

[@kingt0295]

Hell yeah dude

[@EdwardSnortin]

No the fuck he is not lol

[@Garrett1240]

Relatable

[@bkl8804]

Ah, yes. Say no more. I'm gay.

[@WhayYay]

Classic situation

[@beartrillz7591]

“Shut up you toothless monster” 😂😂😂

[@Based_Morty]

Ian is actually awesome. I assumed he wasn't, based solely on his appearance. Now the appearance only makes him funnier.

[@robertdegiorno8690]

Hotline miami fucking rules holy shit i gotta play those games again

[@Eboyd1100]

You should try katana zero

[@robertdegiorno8690]

@@Eboyd1100 thatd be a great recommendation if i hadnt played it already also if i wasnt gay

[@iusegentoobtw]

Ubermosh is great too tbh. Hotline Miami 2 was dogshit tho fr

[@albreezy26]

Enter the gungeon has a similar feel too and is a great game

[@Fuzhou]

@@robertdegiorno8690Now play RUINER

[@ken_caminiti]

"There's a misconception about glory holes."

[@somethingfunnyand123]

Fully intended to be gay, I fucking love Ian and he's one of the best guest's. Ian if you ever read this, please answer my messages.

[@mutestingray]

This is what gay looks like

[@DapperCracker512]

Best guest ever for sure. 🤣👍

[@jeffelmore5614]

@@mutestingray *sounds like ;)

[@ethanbrennan6678]

Why's no one talking about how this man's handled the death wish mission

[@apolloforabetterfuture4814]

I've probably watched this compilation 15 times, I just can't believe Ian is real.

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Ian is truly the king of L's. He's so good at taking L's that they immediately convert into W's. He's also good at taking D's. Also also I'm gay

[@WillyKillya]

Of course you put that last part at the bottom, that's your favorite place to me

[@gofannon1943]

Truth

[@ukmidnighter]

Stavs reaction to the bullying from the two girls. I fucking lost it.

[@assrammington7961]

Dang Ian is like a more put together version of me

[@nathang.1561]

Imagining Ian's life story being told in the style of 32 short films about Glenn Gould

[@xmyvaluablehuntingknifex]

we fucking love ian here man. dude rocks, really look forward to whenever hes on an ep

[@bort42]

The mental image of blacked out Ian asking a traffic cop how he got inside his apartment is unbelievably funny

[@AirChair-e2m]

It’s like a funny bit from a dumb stoner comedy movie except it’s real

[@YourPalHDee]

Man this guy is VERY good at Hotline Miami.

[@almightysosa3007]

I love how Adam constantly gets treated like Donny from the Big Lebowski

[@orangeyewglad]

Greatest compilation on the internet, never gets old

[@Joestar4109]

I saw Ian open up for stav in brooklyn, o didn’t even know who he was beforehand but he was honestly amazing and nearly stole the show imo

[@thomashard1655]

Ian is the best example of no fucks given. Hell ya dude.

[@wyattearp585]

Tommy Pope is an absolute legend Holy hell that story took a turn

[@jeremymann6069]

Stav has some real hater vibes toward Ian

[@StevenSeagull]

He’s jealous

[@finished6267]

Of course he does. The guys a total gay Chad. He can't compete.

[@BB-ks6bk]

17:34 “ya want a favor?” So classic

[@herdrugby11]

That thumbnail of chip will always crack me up

[@Calilou52]

Everyone who comes on CT feels like a guest, which it is, but Ian feels like part of the show right away and he has some of the best stories ive ever heard from a comic. He should have been on "This is not happening" already

[@lindboknifeandtool]

I’m gay

[@SanicTheShazbot]

imagine a world where ian really did replace adam

[@Soloman_Gumball]

But who would look up stuff on Wikipedia during the podcast to fact check?

[@grassbackyard3825]

They’d blow up bigger than they are

[@elperronimo]

that would be amazing

[@Judah119]

Literally cant. No.

[@DoctorCyan]

Why do you guys hate Adam so much like the podcast can have 4 people

[@wesspect]

heartbreaking Ian still hasn’t figured out that girl used him as the only guy with drugs she’s met to supply her actual friends graduation party

[@zbou23]

"there's a misconception about glory holes" [long pause] lol

[@WieKnot]

Stav treats Ian the same way Nick treats Adam. His Greek roots resulted in repressed homophobia

[@JoannaSternbergYoutube]

girl on roof: ugh New York used to be so cool… Nick Mullen: *gets personally offended*

[@jrwhynot3631]

I think Ian maybe was told his loudness was funny cuz Ian on this show is way better than Ian today

[@evanwright3443]

Ian is unofficially the forgotten gay son of Delaware

[@mitchwallis4264]

I have no idea why Ian isn't a monthly guest. We need to get this man on the 'show'

[@antonioreconquistador]

This 'man' on the (((show)))

[@Bingobangomcgee]

I know what he means but "new to being gay" is the funniest way to phrase that, like he's started a new job or moved to a new town.

[@JammerAma]

Yeah I don't think the guy was new to being gay. I think he was just socially awkward and/or drunk lmao

[@JinroHz]

There is an alternative universe out there where Ian is the 3rd member of the podcast, and it's a utopia

[@daviddavis1322]

"Are you judging me, because that's the impression that I get" Based

[@lylechipperson3407]

sick upload, Fidance is a God

[@CarolineBearoline]

Ian has always added to the eps he's on ❤️

[@jeffelmore5614]

There is different tiers of gay and I’m the nick tier.

[@CarolineBearoline]

@@jeffelmore5614 word? Me too!

[@willshogren1987]

I like his breathless chortle.

[@blah3189]

Holy shit, it’s AOC

[@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554]

Ian is lowkey fucking epic dude. I'd party with that dude any day.

[@caffeinatedbuffalosauce883]

The thought of Ian anywhere near children is terrifying

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Send your kids with him, they end up like the Waltens

[@antonioreconquistador]

You just know the type of women to have ian around would also tell their 11 year old daughters to ask strangers if theyre crackheads

[@assrammington7961]

He’s should be behind bars

[@Mr.Weeast]

Stav: How old are you Ian? Ian: I’m 33 Stav: Hilarious

[@rahulhaitohraunaqhai]

Stav is picking on Ian early because with Adam out of the pod it's important to put Ian in Adam's place otherwise Stav takes that spot automatically

[@assholeburgerking5429]

stav makes fun of ian for "being ugly" when stav compared to Ian is waaaay better looking. but stav can't wrap his mind around the fact that ian is better looking than him.

[@iceturtle-nb6rc]

Within the first 15 seconds we already have an eruption of laughter

[@PrivateAckbar]

Stav is really going after Ian in the beginning. It's ironic how Stav was to narcissistic and hedonistic to handle criticism but he's kind of showing a bully side.

[@herdrugby11]

Haha so true he can be such a baby sometimes he like never fully left that six years old fat kid bully mode where they are mean becuase of how fat abs ugly they are it’s kind of funny...haha that Ep where he was practically crying calling nick a bad friend when nick was literally just being honest with him about him not living to sixty..thank god they are comedians because they could not handle anything else

[@herdrugby11]

He does it to Adam a lot joking around but you can tell some of it isn’t really joking there is a undertone of actual like school bus bullying...it’s like how he always has to say what a cute kid he was or is or how he played football in high school

[@dougtond1380]

How is that ironic at all? Being hypersensitive and perceiving someone like Ian Fidance as a threat is exactly what a narcissist would do. He's bullying him because he finds him threatening. And I was always under the impression that he bullied Adam in order to gain acceptance and approval from Nick... Because I think Nick chops Adam down way more frequently, aggressively, and unapologetically than Stav. Just my two cents. I'm extremely grateful that these guys are hilarious entertainers, because if I had met them or discovered them in any other scenario, I'd probably hate them lol

[@dougtond1380]

@@herdrugby11 do you recall what episode or clip that was from? Lol

[@averagejoe225]

19:10 after bashing Ian for like 10 minutes mocking his life, appearance, and comedy, Stav gets genuinely offended here when Ian mocks him for something that Nick has probably said a dozen times

[@maricorp.449]

Ian is literally one of the sickest dudes of all time. the neil patrick harris of our generation

[@TmHaAdNtOiStan]

Please stop

[@maricorp.449]

@@TmHaAdNtOiStan your inferiority complex is showing.

[@zlanj3693]

"the whole entire left side of his body was paralyzed, he was trying to play drums" holy fuck

[@senilegoldsmith4112]

I so love listening to Adam make the dumbest fuckin jokes and say nothing for 45 minutes and do a stupid PHYSICAL BIT on an audio only based platform and then hear him call it "the pod" like it's his, he's SO integral to this show. Lol.

[@honestabe411]

Oy vey this is antisemitism!

[@Absolute_Goblin]

Most people post "I am gay" but "Ian gay" is actually accurate. Poor guy.

[@treyshawnbeats]

idk dude i've always been so against this like new media format of the videogames at the same time as something else but this put me in the exact place i needed to be, i feel like i can hear my older brothers having fun in their room having a sleepover while i play videogames and it's just one of those perfect, innocent childhood nights. thanks man

[@DanThibodeau1]

Imagine a whole audience of Stavs cackling together

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

You mean skankfest?

[@Zzyxzaa]

I'm glad Stav is gone, he's basically bullying Ian. This would never pass on The Adam Friedland Show.

[@JimmyTurner]

I've seen this one before with actual editing but ill watch again

[@bigblueassbaby9074]

Future Files v. Steven Seagull cage match?

[@StevenSeagull]

Oh dang I didn’t know someone had already done this one. My bad

[@BensCooking]

@@StevenSeagull its cool i think some of these are different clips

[@Solarisxx]

@@StevenSeagull i think you included clips that they didnt have so its ok.....plus its Ian so its worth listening to again lol

[@finished6267]

@@StevenSeagull you mean you're good. Here's $200.

[@alexscott730]

Ian's nasal congestion is indicative of a snowy time

[@sickomodeb904]

Unbelievable this happens while Tommy Pope still has a job

[@JefficusMaximus]

They need to get his ass back on the show

[@GodsNode]

That Godfather impression by Ian lmaaaaaooo

[@trevor_r]

Crazy how much different Ian's voice is just a few years ago, smoking is a hell of a thing

[@merchant271]

Damn dude, you're actually pretty good at Hotline Miami 2, makes for good background footage

[@aero0637]

I've never seen any comedian flip flop back and forth faster between someone you laugh with and someone you laugh at.

[@MikeHoczbig]

“Hey man, can I use your trash can?” -Ian Fidance

[@nopewmv3377]

hotline miami 2 is awesome. Also Ian's the best guest bar none

[@kennypyne7821]

Ian’s gay Kramer, Adam is Elaine, stav is George, mark normand is jerry, and nick is the soup nazi

[@PrivateAckbar]

Stav is George?

[@kennypyne7821]

@@PrivateAckbar yes who else would he be

[@tabak0]

@@kennypyne7821 Newman. george is adam, susan dasha, elaine is amber. puddy is bam. frank costanza is david cross. tim dillon as mr steinbrenner. gene dinapoli as j. peterman, shane gillis as morty seinfeld. vinny beedle as sally weaver. Ian is def Kramer though.

[@myusernamesucks1623]

And I'm gay.

[@foxbody1152]

This is the sort of thing where if it happens more than once your going out of your way to make it happen.

[@SamuelWooldenheizmer]

Or you just really have a drinking problem.

[@bustinacupp7440]

9:46 Stav making himself laugh before throwing the Punch.

[@Wes-10]

Nick looked like amagansett press when I first saw the thumbnail.