Guess the Wikihow Article (with Danny Gonzalez)

[@juncodraws]

I once read a wikihow for how to convince people you're a mermaid. It said things like wear colorful clothes that are reminiscent of a coral reef and overreact when touching water by running to the bathroom to hide your "transformation." I'll never forget it.

[@ratedpending]

bro i thought this said "how to convince people you're married" lmao

[@RatRatRat]

@@ratedpending I hope this is also an article lol, things like “wear a ring on your ring finger” “tell people your partner is very busy so that’s why they never come out with you”

[@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes]

Whoever wrote that has to be a H2O just add water fan.

[@juncodraws]

@@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes omg that show XD

[@blue-dabad33]

didn't Danny make a video on that too?

[@DJDipstick]

danny must have read the how to be a dominatrix article because he rly dominated jack in this game

[@N01773H]

He didn't even reject Jack's fursona. Total pro.

[@damienearl8302]

It's pretty funny, too, because I immediately checked to see what the context was, and...the article isn't nearly as bad as he thought it'd be- It was mostly just stuff like "explore your comfort zone, don't be too judgemental of clients (the context), be confident, etc."

[@wormwormworm]

he dominated the competition

[@TheOnclersHairGel]

Dam 🦫

[@AidanColburn]

If he was already dominating he doesn’t need the article, he’s a natural.

[@jaynight15]

19:25 "Who in their god damn mind wants to be a fake gamer girl?" Jack was then doxxed by a fake gamer girl less than a year later

[@ItsSproutNotSprig]

I was waiting for it

[@renthemen.]

idk if thats a good thing to joke about, he was literally put in danger

[@piss7610]

And this isnt even a gatekeeping gaming or anything too, she literally would have her boyfriend play games and she'd pretend to be playing it. She's LITERALLY a fake gamer

[@piss7610]

​@@renthemen.It's making a joke against SSSniperwolf, not Jack.

[@renthemen.]

@@piss7610 still a joke at his expense

[@lillibrowning2082]

“What other white, spreadable foods are there?” Me: “mayo” Danny: “semen or glue”

[@lumer2b]

Ranch

[@lilliantaylor7383]

Sour cream?

[@daveslamjam]

toothpaste

[@JAIL_FACE]

Guys, who is 𖠏

[@Wubotanist]

@@JAIL_FACEme

[@michelletran8242]

I think one reason why the "how to eat bagels" wiki exists is because some people grew up with different foods because of cultural reasons and they want to try new foods without embarrassing themselves. I grew up with immigrant parents so there were some western foods I didn't eat until a little later. Even when I visit my home country, we brought some family friends to eat pizza and they literally didn't know "how" to eat it haha. It may seem strange to us because bagels are common, but think about how sometimes when you go to eat foreign food you might ask how is the proper way to eat it. Well to some other people, bagels are considered the foreign food lol. That's just some of my personal insight about the articles possible existence

[@ForumcoldiArchon]

Europe barely has bagels (they exist, but I wouldnt call them popular.. they are plain Donuts at best for most id say). They are not your go to breakfast and people would wonder what you traditionaly eat on it.

[@justevina]

agreed, plus as an example where I am from we do not even have a translation/word for it

[@libbybollinger5901]

Even in the US, they weren’t always so common everywhere. My dad (born in 58) never had a bagel until he went to college.

[@user-katr]

Totally agree!!! I've never eaten a bagel and didn't know what it is just because in my country we don't have such a dish

[@mikaelaoliver9919]

YES! Moved to Korea and found myself googling pretty often when introduced to a new food

[@Bagel920]

I can’t believe Jack managed to create a clone of himself 10 years younger for a video, the dedication is impressive

[@redpepper74]

After the first clone, he decided to create another and trap him inside an image on a wikihow page, destined only to smile, wink, and wear a dapper suit

[@zohatyube]

@@redpepper74 and he sure knows how to talk to his female coworkers! (And crinkle)

[@StefanyDjuba]

his father-son podcast got a lot more production value

[@zakaryrichmond396]

You're telling me this isn't a dad and son video

[@Kikithegreen]

Nice pfp

[@chiptuni]

Danny looks like if God went through a Tumblr phase when making Jack

[@KingOfGaymes]

This is certainly a comment

[@gwilikers343]

Why does that kinda make sense

[@SeanSMST]

I see it

[@NivellenMcJazzy]

This is the most bizarrely accurate thing I’ve ever read

[@fl3m1n9o4]

wdym danny? he was in a video a while back if that's what you're thinking of

[@StarryeyedPixie]

Can confirm Danny’s tale of the “senior prank.” I’m younger than Danny so I wasn’t at the school at the time either but the school permanently banned ranch containers (at least as of the year I graduated) and we had to use ranch packets. Also, the guy who did it (as of a few years ago) works at q local McDonald’s, which is, you know, a little worrying

[@salem-01]

Wait that’s actually so gross no ahshajhajajahshjysgdjsuydg

[@williameyelash8053]

Hahahhahahahahahaha oh GOD NOOOO

[@AnnaKin]

Holy crap... was this in Wheaton? or somewhere in the west suburbs? I swear I recognize this story from when I was in school

[@StarryeyedPixie]

@@AnnaKin Yep, Wheaton! I graduated HS a couple years ago and the weird thing is almost none of the other kids knew this story, the lore is being forgotten

[@jocelynecupcake]

He should have got a life sentence! People could have been killed!

[@Theveilofroses]

As a blind person, I really appreciate how you describe the pictures💛 I’m sure it was helpful too for all the viewers practicing.

[@LaurenTheorist]

I don't know if you are really blind, but they did not describe the image for question 8. It's a woman talking to someone else. She has two speech bubbles, one with a question mark over a diaper and one saying "I love you".

[@johnscully9237]

@@LaurenTheorist lmao if they are blind how are they supposed to comment

[@aves1099]

@@johnscully9237 There are multiple assistant features on phones and computers to make them more accessible for disabled people.

[@maeflowrr]

@@LaurenTheorist I think the original commenter saying “helpful for all the viewers who are practicing” implies it’s satire lol

[@LaurenTheorist]

I didn't even process the second half of that comment. 😂

[@smithintern-tainment7868]

Danny’s critical thinking was off the charts in this

[@gamingmineko6763]

I can't believe you managed to do two quizes with Drew Gooden.

[@purp4168]

WDYM?!!?!?! THAT'S OBVIOUSLY KURTIS CONNOR!!!!!!😑😑💀💀🤡🤡😒🙄🙄

[@Spikey100000]

This stopped being funny in 2019

[@GHow1998]

@@Spikey100000 you stopped being funny the day after you were born

[@GrandGourd]

@@Spikey100000 You stopped being funny in 2019

[@Periwinkleaccount]

@@Spikey100000 you stopped being funny in 2020

[@spookymanlistens]

If I had a nickel for every time a former Viner-turned-commentary-KZbinr with the initials DG collaborated with Jacksfilms for a quiz-based video, focused on determining the validity of weird article titles, and said video was released just a few days after it's revealed that said KZbinr made a radical change to their hairstyle...

[@erikapavedtheway]

holy shit

[@RLight]

I would have 2 nickels. That isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[@MiAm0rie]

i would have two nickels too! damn

[@yuki97kira]

Even more evidence of danny and drew being the same person

[@silverkyre]

Wait what did Danny do to his hair??

[@Prysn]

HOLY FUCK DANNY FINALLY MENTIONED THE RANCH PRANK!! I’ve been waiting forever for this to be talked about since I realized Danny went to that high school. My day has been made!

[@connorm.9511]

I read the Google reviews for the school (Wheaton North High School) and one of them from 6 years ago said “Famous for their ranch” 💀

[@munjee2]

I feel like he's talked about this beofre

[@soulgazer11]

@@connorm.9511 💀💀🏜

[@AuDHDarling]

@@connorm.9511 , ah, he's from Wheaton, Illinois! I knew it was somewhere affluent / bougie / middle-class when he told Drew he got sent to sit in a hallway unsupervised after being snarky in class in high school. I grew up in Rockford, IL, with very high unemployment and high crime. They had metal detectors and security at the high schools like they were prisons. It's crazy how they started treating us poor kids like prisoners and criminals before we even graduated K-12, while rich kids were trusted and respected by authority.

[@ironwraith852]

@@AuDHDarling well, poor people tend to do more crimes I guess. Not saying that justifies any of it, of course.

[@drtaverner]

About 30 years ago my eyesight was getting steadily worse and they had me train with a white cane. I learned to distinguish surfaces, and translate what I was feeling to what I would have seen. Fortunately an opthamologist specializing in nystagmus related disorders had advice for me and my medical team and I didn't lose my sight. But... If I had, practicing blindness ahead of time would have been a lifesaver.

[@KreeZafi]

Yeah that's what I was thinking too. I get their perspective of wanting to see while you can, but realistically if I was going blind I'd definitely want to learn to navigate the world without sight before it became a reality. I'd definitely practice getting around the house without seeing and stuff like that.

[@doublejoywilson]

i know it sounds so silly to be describing shit like bagels as if people don’t know what they are, but i genuinely find it wholesome that so much knowledge is conveyed on wikihow and wikipedia without judgment. like for example, bagels are primarily popular in poland, the usa, and canada, with emphasis on areas with higher jewish populations. it’s not implausible that an immigrant from another region where bagels aren’t that popular could resettle in one of those places and not be sure how it’s typically eaten, for example. articles about social interactions can be great for the portion of autistic people who struggle with “obvious” social cues (assuming the articles are actually accurate lol). etc. i still find the articles in the video hilarious but i am, for the most part, still glad wikihow is out there, just in case someone needs it. (not saying all wikihow articles are good obviously lol, just that overall i’m glad that there is “obvious” knowledge written down explicitly in some of them)

[@heatherduke7703]

Heck, I've looked up stuff like "how to eat sushi" so it makes perfect sense to me

[@TheSoulCalledZuzia]

Exactly!

[@sv003]

Glad Drew's back for another collab with Jack

[@KingOfGaymes]

That’s Chad Chad obviously

[@erikapavedtheway]

@i better call mhm

[@forrestgumpirl5370]

Danny isn't drew....

[@Qoobon_]

@i better call saul

[@erikapavedtheway]

@@forrestgumpirl5370 you must be new here

[@roselovetunes]

i went on a date with a wikihow illustrator once. she didn't seem like a demon or anything, she was just polyamorous. wish i asked more questions about the wikihow illustrations

[@stefevr]

did she illustrate your date

[@roselovetunes]

@@stefevr we never went on a second date so i kind of hope not

[@stefevr]

@@roselovetunes You landed a real wikihow illustrator and didn't marry her smh kids these days

[@vannareyne6336]

@@roselovetunes you really blew it

[@KRUSH-R]

@@stefevr should've prepared by reading the article for getting second dates

[@Ultraviolet79]

I will never get over reading a wiki how article on how to get into law school where the advice was “go to college” “get good grades” and “study for the test” - cheers wikihow, you’re the reason I passed pre-law

[@musket9654]

"i feel like this will get you to hallucinate" that is exactly what happens

[@bgs7529]

Danny: I don't want to make you feel bad by winning Also Danny, the moment he gains a point: LET'S GOOOOOOOO

[@sleepyote]

There's no way they're a freelance artist, they look way too happy.

[@sean7885]

Yeah I'm pretty sure the drawing isn't supposed to be the artist, it's a drawing that the artist drew. Kind of weird to me that no one's picking up on that.

[@willowdragon]

​@@sean7885 I assumed it was someone from a company looking for/hiring the freelance artist

[@libbybollinger5901]

@@willowdragonI figured it might be the freelance artist quitting their day job.

[@beanraris]

I assumed it was someone happy with their work that’s why they’re doing the okay sign

[@forthefrogs]

it always blows my mind that no matter how obscure, these quizzes all have art made for them in the same consistent style. who is/are the artist(s) that do them?? are they still sane?

[@wormxdream]

As far as I know, they're contracted out to cheap labour with some small style guidelines.

[@metromortem9449]

Kyle WikiHow makes them

[@universal_stupidity]

@@metromortem9449 that's true

[@lfgarrocho]

It's the guy in the suit from the freelance article

[@bigdaddyrock_]

they all look so freaky because they're traced over irl stock photographs and then stitched together

[@Lea-is-sleeping]

I was eating veggies and ranch dip when Danny started telling that story 💀💀💀 I regret everything

[@guneumbird1427]

Oh my goood 😭😭

[@blastypie]

There was a cw so that is all on you /lh

[@madi_is_very_cool]

@@blastypie well they didn't know it was going to be about ranch, they just knew it was going to be a story 😭

[@Glaycier]

I’ve been using the ranch and Mayo at the cafeteria in my college… I don’t think I will for a long while.

[@biankakolembusova7552]

To be fair, as someone who is from a country where bagels arent a very known pastry, I would probably need an article like that, otherwise I´d eat it like a donut lmao

[@CarterFelixOfficial]

Lol! i can see putting the cream on the top of two halves, probably a thing somewhere for someone who has no clue its wrong, reason its in the middle is so you taste some cream cheese and not just bread

[@nininyoko13]

wait so that's not what you do

[@FootballCentro]

@@nininyoko13 He's picturing putting the two like a sandwich and putting cream cheese on top of that. What you actually do is put cream cheese on each slice. The wording was somewhat unclear.

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

I also love that Jack's first reaction to "speaking of s3m3n" was to pull out the green screen because he KNEW he was about to hear a crazy story

[@EF-kk3vh]

This is kind of a deep cut but I’ve been watching Danny’s channel since Vine died and I remember he used to make videos where he’d write songs in the style of different artists using people’s comments as lyrics, and he said that the series was inspired by Jack and YIAY. So it’s just kind of cool to see them collabing now :) (I know this isn’t the first time they’ve been in a video together but this is their first one-on-one collab to my knowledge)

[@theeleanorshellstrop]

oh that’s so cool 🥺 I didn’t know some of his songs were inspired by jack and YIAY!

[@yoongiverse.]

I think there’s been one before but I can’t remember what it is

[@actually_a_wyrm]

Did you just say deep cut? From the hit game splatoon 3?

[@deltagrad124]

I love Danny’s hair! Hope it never changes in any way 😁

[@KingOfGaymes]

I agree, I love Drew’s blue hair

[@okayizzy90]

Please😢

[@VeryTastySoup87]

She shaved it :((((

[@skullchimes]

i really hope he didn't SHAVE it or anything-

[@sapphiredurfee2877]

yeah like shaving it would be almost a crime!

[@marsfeathers]

the idea of practicing for being blind makes sense actually because lots of people have degenerative eye diseases that only progress as they get older. blind surfer Pete talks about his experience with this, but he grew up sighted knowing he would lose his sight and prepared his whole life to go blind. he's really cool and a brilliant speaker voice actor and surfer!!

[@charliefielding2297]

When I was 10 or so I used to love reading wikihow articles about very basic things like showering. I had a fear that I was doing random things wrong. But also, it was interesting to see how they described things (like the bagel article).

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

Interesting how both Danny and Drew mentioned the strategy of just selecting the same answer choice as Jack every time

[@meisstupid1831]

danny is surprisingly good at puns and dad jokes

[@sprikyz]

hes a comedy man

[@ellaelliott4415]

Of course he is, he’s a comedian and went on a whole tour

[@dolphinhispanic]

Is dad jokes are so on point, he might wanna make his wife take a pregnancy test.

[@clairesteinbeisser6652]

He's a viner what did u expect lol

[@ayyyayay]

@@clairesteinbeisser6652 not all viners are as good as drew

[@McBehrer]

I can't believe Drew won by 500 points, AND stole Jack's channel! Truly a historic upset!

[@boredombreakers6460]

You spoiled the ending broooo 🙃

[@fugyfruit]

It's not even an exaggeration

[@meridzs]

god that cafeteria prank story will forever haunt me

[@corvid-1950]

I have a similar story Some silly goober in highschool decided to pee in the soap bottles in the bathrooms (small school, there were only 3 bathrooms open to highscoolers). No one noticed for at least like a day, and afaik no one was ever punished for it.

[@rowanguy9528]

@@corvid-1950 it was me.

[@corvid-1950]

@@rowanguy9528 A true classic Rowan move

[@terracotta34534]

I'm pretty sure I found an article about the guy who did it (happened in the state where Mr. Gonzalez lives)

[@sunnysilica]

@@corvid-1950 last year a kid pissed blood in the sink (it was probably fake, but it was a huge thing for like a month)

[@justarandomdudeontheinternet69]

19:26 "Who in their goddamn mind want to be a fake gamer girl?" that aged well

[@Dev-Siri]

finally found the comment I was looking for

[@ryanbrothers5377]

Jack and Danny: *Can't think of anything white to spread on a bagel besides cream cheese, semen, and glue* Jack and Danny in the next question: Mayo, Ranch, Gravy...

[@fuckwit107]

freaks me out that yank gravy is white

[@screamingbegins4688]

​@@fuckwit107right?? its so wrong

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

​@@fuckwit107 ...what's funny is that gravy is specifically for biscuits and gravy, a Southern dish, where you'd be looked at funny for calling them "Yanks" because to them, that's anyone up North. Always made me laugh when the other kids tried to bully me in North Carolina with that crap, like dog we're from the same country??? Glad I wasn't there very long.

[@tessmarino5710]

The references at 26:46 to the Jeremy Renner vid Danny and Drew did together makes me so happy

[@awesome423100]

Scrolled way too far to see this!

[@yawninglion1677]

Yeah, that was one of my favorite bits, lol

[@thisbarbieisnamedjenna]

The best easter egg

[@LaurenTheorist]

I couldn't remember what those were references to! Thank you!

[@currentlyquacking]

So glad Danny’s wearing his tree frog shirt. He wears it in so many collabs, it feels intentional.😂

[@MintyAnimationss]

THE CLASS PRANK HAD ME CRYING 💀💀💀

[@MeganBacon]

19:25 "Who in their god damn mind wants to be a fake gamer girl??" Oh Jack, I'm so sorry you had too find out who.

[@-desertpackrat]

"I'm in it to win it, Danny" "I'm in it to tie" Classic Danny response, always keep 'em guessing XD

[@TARDIS915]

"how to give your alarm a taste of its own medicine" is a real article I've recently found

[@inazonitobe737]

Interesting how they can pick the same answer but jack's reason can be so much stupider.

[@Ashley.D]

As someone who doesn't watch Danny I never understood the "Danny and Drew are the same person" joke because they look nothing alike, but god damn they do sound exactly the same sometimes.

[@alliefoster4942]

They dont necessarily LOOK alike but their personalities are very similar, they have the same initials DG, brown hair, blue eyes and their wives look similar.

[@meridzs]

yeah like they have different hair colours too, one's brown, one's hazel brown. also their eyes are like baby blue and a different shade of baby blue

[@cuckoobrain7999]

It's mostly because they both make very similar content

[@menproductions4941]

@@meridzs yeah and one is drew and one is danny. They are not the same person. They may have similar lives or similar wives but they are different nonetheless.

[@marevoid5720]

@m @MEN Productions and, if you took the time to get to know them..for a minute...you would see one is drew, and one is danny.

[@sooty_lamb]

As a furry, I can confirm that we do not keep that a secret from our significant others

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Most of the time our significant others are furries lol

[@kazakukog]

ew

[@theforestofoak]

there's definitely some people who do, but i do think you're right in saying that the majority of the community seek out people who are comfortable with them, although i think the situation they were talking about is someone who's just discovered they enjoy being a furry and has just told their partner

[@basementdwellercosplay]

"Good gravy" "Well the gravy wasn't good that day"

[@megamozaik]

I like how guests smile when Jack laughs his dork laugh at their jokes. Great vibes I love these dudes x2

[@mentholcrystals]

danny looked annoyed every time jack did that

[@megamozaik]

@@mentholcrystals disagree 🤗

[@idkbrah473]

in this video i think drew was a bit annoyed instead of happy at the laugh

[@megamozaik]

@@idkbrah473 disagree x2 🤗🤗

[@mentholcrystals]

@@megamozaik nah danny looked weirded out every time jack screamed like a bird at the littlest joke

[@KingOfGaymes]

Now we just need Jack to collab with Kurtis Connor and he’s gotten all 3 of the lads

[@bobobee9206]

The holy trinity

[@GumSkyloard]

After Kurtis, he needs to bring in Jarvis.

[@glowstoneunknown]

And Jordan

[@AMaleDaG]

@@GumSkyloard no

[@AMaleDaG]

@plushypony I don't like Jarvis so they are not allowed to collab. Jordan Adika is fine though

[@joshhammer5518]

An actual list of slang that can be found in the 2010's article, under the picture shown in the quiz: Bae - short for baby or babe; used to refer to someone's spouse Fam - short for family/people whom you are close with Humblebrag - bragging disguised as a humble apology, complaint, etc. On fire - amazing or awesome On fleek - impressive or stylish Lit - cool, awesome, or amazing TFW - short for "That feeling when"; often used in memes Yaass/yass - used to describe strong approval Yeet - to describe excitement and approval

[@Glaycier]

I feel like yaaaas was later, but after K read on fleek I had multiple flash backs and realised that I was wrong. Words are strong. Holy shit. That was a vivid flash back.

[@Bubdiddly]

I cannot believe this. I watched the hell out of John’s videos as a kid, and then got really into commentary style videos, Danny being my favorite creator in that department. Now, they are making something together, and that’s awesome

[@briandigiovanni6159]

24:55 Danny looks so defeated when he learns about crinkling

[@damienwalbridge8732]

I’m an artist, and I was asking the same question about the art style a while back. I looked it up, and it seems like they have artists trace stock images, and emulate the one style in doing so.

[@UltravioletNomad]

"I refuse to believe we're there yet" See that's how you know Jacks only been in this Wikihow game recently, because nowadays the site is known for its unorthodox, weirdly specific tutorials, but originally it was infamous for hosting tutorials on the most basic everyday actions.

[@pyromaniac000000]

I was dead on with the dominatrix one! I knew it was number one, for one very simple thing: they made it specifically look like shes topless. This is a bedroom scenario, and only #1 deals with bedroom stuff. Guessing something alone the lines of “dont reject your subs kinks” or something, that was my guess on what the caption would be.

[@damienearl8302]

On the dot! And funny enough, the tell for me was the black lipstick, just felt way too intentional for it not to have some sort of role

[@jasperjazzie]

yeah, i was thinking the same thing

[@nininyoko13]

I guessed it because of the lipstick

[@lemolea9571]

To be fair, practicing and coming to terms with going blind is a good idea so you can start preparing your home and stuff early

[@shigeminotoge4514]

I think Jack's council just knows him too well, knows how his brain works, and knows how to misdirect him. And I'm not even mad. Good work, team.

[@MajiggerRose]

While this shouldn't be surprising since Danny and Jack seem to have chemistry with pretty much anyone they collab with, I didn't expect the chemistry to be THIS good. You both were on fire and I really hope you both can get together again soon.

[@Indra_the_goblin]

As someone who has never personally seen a bagel because they're not common in my country I could probobly use a guide on it, like what's some common things to put on in and stuff, maybe not a wikihow article but still

[@cptorange1687]

No bagels here either lol, i could use an article

[@cherilynsarts8845]

Same with me

[@blastypie]

Honestly, i had never had bagels back in my home country, so i could've used that

[@SM-yz4hi]

my mom is American and even SHE had never really had or heard of a bagel until college. They’re a lot less widespread than I thought lol

[@CommanderViviax]

Me too. The UK has bagels to buy. But no one sells them to go, etc. I haven't eaten one. If you don't know. You need some tutorial.

[@switched777]

i'm so glad john finally did a video with drew gooden

[@Maniac_l23]

@Anti Bot Police prove it then

[@notthatdandelionyoucrushed6753]

jack: Who in their right mind would want to be a fake gamergirl? *Ssniperwolf has entered the chat*

[@nullenara]

The momo jumpscare has kept me up for 15 weeks

[@neivilde.1242]

danny's hair is really popping in this one, looking forward to no change on that front

[@mystickiwi2329]

Yeah fr 😁

[@tallic967]

😭 Aged like milk

[@erikapavedtheway]

@@tallic967 it did not age like milk the whole point of the comment is that his hair did change because the video came out after he shaved his head

[@resq2nick]

can "Writing Jack's Eulogy one comment at a time???" please be a real YIAY that danny host

[@crashxng]

this is genius

[@tovaleh2626]

danny: im going to agree with all of your answers so we can tie danny: *proceeds to chose a different amswer for every question*

[@VeraEdelman]

THIS is a crossover I NEVER thought I would see. It’s like 2 different eras of KZbin are touching each other. It feels wrong. I dig it.

[@honeysweet4804]

RIGHT

[@louisecram2616]

"Touching each other" ????

[@VeraEdelman]

@@louisecram2616 would you prefer "coming together"? 😏😏

[@RandomJayne]

"How to stop a masturbation addiction" was ghostwritten by the ghost of Sylvester Graham.

[@bad_bau]

The chick in #5 was clearly being an unprofessional dominatrix and kink shaming that puppy. That's like your therapist laughing at you.

[@CaptainJ62]

To whoever edited them, I appreciate the changing question number title cards.

[@wegogiant]

I'm a few years older than Danny and was a senior at a nearby high school when that ranch dressing story happened. When our basketball team played against them several of my classmates brought signs referencing the incident. The story matched up so perfectly I went to Google what school Danny went to and, yep, same one

[@Lastmeerkat]

I guess sssniperwolf must have checked out that how to be a fake gamer girl wikiHow

[@gooshoos]

"who on gods green earth needs an article on how to eat a bagel" my brother in christ this is wikihow we're talking about, they have an article titled *'how to breathe'*

[@abean5650]

25:20 I found it really funny how Danny says he is going to face the other way only to, from our perspective, face directly at the question.

[@masondchong]

That who wants to be a millionaire edit with the references was hilarious

[@averytrexel]

not in the shower or anything crazy like that

[@AnnaKim1321]

An unexpected collaboration but I needed it

[@argos_lucien]

You were right about the Dominatrix one "Be open-minded with the other person."

[@jonah8231]

Why did it have to be during this video that I decided to have carrots and ranch for the first time in probably 4 years of my life? It was in my mouth when you told that story Danny.

[@Sonatengraf]

Absolutely adore that chapters have been included. An underused but welcome feature. The video was ok too.

[@SmoothTurtle840]

Personally, I hate them. It’s because on mobile, sometimes when you try to double tap to skip either forward or backward 10 seconds, it skips to the beginning of the next/previous chapter. It’s extremely annoying.

[@drunkhyena]

I immediately thought the first one was when the guy quits his job to be a freelance artist. Like that's the first illustration and then in the rest of the article he's wearing t-shirts or something. The okay sign plus slightly mischievous wink is what tipped me off

[@SOUFoamer1307]

Wikihow is like asking your drunk uncle for advice

[@araknieretro]

Ah, so that's why Jack likes it. I get it.

[@l0velif3]

alternate title: danny gaslighting jack into not guessing the answer he’s gonna guess

[@heatherduke7703]

I knew you all couldn't see each other because there was a point were Danny made a move to listen to you intently and he wasn't trying to watch what you were saying. Fascinating how that kind of thing automatically changes our behaviors and gestures

[@Charolette21]

Danny: "It doesn't make sense that it could be 'How to become a freelance artist" Me: "For that logic alone, it has to be 'How to become a freelance artist"

[@Nitrolord]

This may be the last footage we ever see of Danny before the hair is gone forever. Relish it. Savor it.

[@canvys4882]

i used to work near a place that helped people prepare to go blind, and it was very startling to see people pretending to be blind before i realized what was going on.

[@sleepyote]

But why were people pretending??

[@emilydennie2712]

I’m someone who has had an eye disease since I was born, and my grandma is legally blind from it and my dad has almost lost his sight a couple of times. So my entire life I’ve tried to (subtly) practice how to rely on my other senses cause I could lose my sight (retinas might detach) in an instant. So… while I wouldn’t look up a wiki how on it I’ve definitely “practiced” being blind.

[@emikomouse]

I had a friend who did some freelance art for wikihow awhile back, so I think they hire a lot of different people! The style in all these pics looks like its heavily referenced or traced from stock images so I'm guessing that's why it all looks similar, as opposed to normal cartoons which tend to have exaggerated features and unique character designs.

[@Likesixducks]

How dare you collab with Danny and not have a who's sundae is the better sundae competition

[@NegoClau]

That's another video on itself.

[@hannah-cs9xn]

i love seeing how much danny made jack laugh. he’s so funny

[@casey7817]

Jack is suddenly collabing with all my other favorite KZbinrs and I'm all for it

[@BartholemewFitzgeraldThe4th]

It’s funny that Ryan Trahan (the guy who also did a quiz like this with Danny) has actually made a video about the experiment in question 2!

[@ObtuseWaffle_]

29:52 makes me think of that one kid in my middle school who every day at lunch would get an entire tray full of exclusively orange slices

[@byzero0o]

jack looks like danny‘s uncle that wears a cowboy hat to work

[@queertherapy4919]

I loved the Danny and Drew Jeremy Renner app video callback at 26:44

[@aciinonyxx]

can’t believe Danny grew back his hair for a video!

[@verifiedcreator3718]

I love how Danny is just treating this quiz so seriously while Jack is just laughing 😂😂😂

[@Sand_ism]

this jacksfilms guy is really funny… hope he doesn't get doxxed

[@_doodles01]

can we get danny back as the son for another "me and my son" video? that'd be hilarious

[@Michael-kp4bd]

Anyone else knew exactly what #2 was before the reveal 😅 the pingpong ball method. Just behind the method waving your fingers in front of your closed eyes in the direction of the sun to produce rapidly moving shadows. I’ve spent too much time researching… things… on the internet

[@Perfectheart-fan-girl]

I actually think its refering to the gazfield affect

[@amentrison2794]

yup, i knew what it was immediately, which says something about me lol

[@skpokerface1]

Lol what are some other methods I’m curious

[@Michael-kp4bd]

@@skpokerface1 general sensory deprivation (mainly visual) methods. The pingpong balls in a bright room or with bright red shining in them create a visual input so clean and featureless that your brain starts adding noise to make sense of it (or random usually unperceivable visual noise stats to become prominent). So… throw in some white noise to do the same to your ears and you’ll get even more effects. Can’t think of anything else of the top of my head, but that’s generally the idea. Oh I guess another main one: the thing where you stare at the center of an animated spiral or diamond shape of moving lines (interchanging bands of outward moving black/white lines and inward moving black and white lines) for like at least 30 sec without moving you eyes. This will mess with your slightly higher order visual processing nerves related to motion, and after some time, if you look away, your vision actually warps just like how some people animate “acid melting walls” visuals. You may also be familiar with essentially the same phenomenon by playing a continuously moving beat-matching game like Guitar Hero, because it gets your motion perception to adapts to the moving visual frame. Essentially getting parts of visual field to track sections of content moving one way, while others are static or moving another way, and you’ll get a good 10 seconds of melty visuals, with no drugs needed!

[@fotty96]

I for sure read that article when I was a teenager tryna get hiiiigh 😆

[@dirt4114]

Putting pingpong balls on your eyes and listening to white noise makes you hallucinate, it's called the ganzfeld effect

[@thomascowan695]

Dannys mayo story works for all the choices on the bagel question 14:00

[@kubo7553]

Hell yeah

[@Gordion111]

i went in with prior knowledge of the ping pong balls thing and am ASTOUNDED that danny guessed the purpose correctly