Weird government safety videos (ft. Ian Kung)

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Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

[@gustoonz]

follow me on twitch or i will throw an old tv at you: twitch.tv/gusjohnson

[@miiyooh]

mean

[@dillxter7355]

Meme

[@jacobeaton8851]

cant argue with that

[@Luna-cr3pe]

DO IT I DARE YOU (lol)

[@actual1804]

Fun Fact: Rice is in fact edible

[@IanKung]

thanks for having me on. i learned so much and won’t die now 👍

[@alvl99selby_78]

Shit was funny af edit:ill be totally honest, I never have been the first comment on something like this so I got nervous and that's the first thing I typed. I am not lying though I promise.

[@noahspeicher6773]

no way ProZD just commented

[@Snickerdoodle8P]

Amazing

[@goushii7994]

Sup ProZD

[@adriandurlej9266]

love ur stuff bro. keep on keeping on

[@Verlarn]

10:43 Is one of those moments where I just spent 5 minutes cry-laughing. That poor soundtrack sounds _emaciated._

[@breelee1400]

There’s a horror narration KZbinr (I can’t remember his name) who lost his child to a TV falling on him. It was really sad. Anchor your furniture to the walls, kids.

[@SwedePotato314]

Omg you're right I remember that.... who was it though?? It was a big thing when it happened I remember feeling awful. I remember he read the story about it. He was at work and kid was home with wife and he got home to ambulance... and after they came home from hospital they had to clean up the floor and all the blood. And they eventually divorced I think. Absolutely awful I cant imagine. I know I had to keep pausing and coming back to it. It was really hard to listen to all the way through. I have to figure this out. I hope they're doing ok.

[@hanniballecter9550]

Huh neet now that his kid has died I guess he has his own haunted house he can make horror videos about

[@pffft2175]

@@hanniballecter9550 wtf is wrong with you

[@JP-dv7rf]

@@hanniballecter9550 Wow you're edgy, here's your attention.

[@hanniballecter9550]

@@JP-dv7rf I love how cold this comment was

[@jessicatavi116]

As a child who climbed on a dresser and had a fish tank fall on her head, I really need like 12 angles of this in a safety video, lol.

[@emberdt7998]

How's your brain

[@jessicatavi116]

@@emberdt7998 lmao, my brain is good, but the tank fully tipped on my friend and I and we were covered in cuts and were really lucky it didn’t cut our throats. The fish did not fair as well. My parents anchored all the tall dressers in our house after that.

[@slippark6023]

Lmao I was once swinging on a dresser door and the whole thing fell on me

[@jessicatavi116]

@@slippark6023 my friend and I were standing on the bottom drawer together, looking into the top drawer, and bam, fish tank necklace! How were you after it fell. Did you get hurt?

[@slippark6023]

@@jessicatavi116 honestly I just remember it happening I can’t remember if there was pain or not😂

[@risinglabyrinth5977]

the lesson on this is that your tv is in danger when near kids

[@alexisanttila5301]

Bird’s fundraiser still hasn’t met its goal 😥 it’s beyond despicable what happened to that family

[@bigboib1aze]

Please do a Skit involving Zodiac Signs, I love the stuff you do and your twist on stereotypes

[@samiam1417]

As a teen I can not tell you how many times I have had to give my fellow teenaged Freud s the magnet talk

[@sykoni1905]

I give my respect to Bert Martinez

[@bassboy9700]

These guys are freaking legends 🤣

[@slowclapindustrys8401]

I just realized gus has a paper drawing version of eddies background

[@alexkarasoulos]

I love the U.S. government until I realize I live in the U.S.

[@phillipwillis2628]

I learned it’s safe to eat one magnet. Just not two.

[@Kirbii]

First scene of the first saftey video happened to me in my sisters room when I was 5 exept her dresser was double the size. Edit: the TV went over my head and I didn't cry but yelled for help to get it off me for like 5 minutes.

[@F3880-s2k]

I accidentally swallowed 2 magnets like that trying to make it look like a lip piercing lol I’m fine

[@erinalance5183]

Mooorrreee of this please

[@imnot4chriss]

3rd one is serious and i learned something

[@owenthomas8614]

Tax dollars well spent

[@memebeam8181]

Gus everybody knows the rules one bite

[@toxicity3715]

Gus looks like he would offer me a tool for fixing a very specific part of my car

[@sayyadina8966]

He's a Great Guy...if coarse He Would.

[@skorzalonsdale4426]

He’s a working man

[@starshot5172]

Yeah that couldn't be more spot on

[@hanthonyc]

read tool as "toad" and i think thatd be more accurate tbh

[@Weedgrindr]

@@hanthonyc both pretty accurate! Haha

[@welcometothemonkeyapezone7797]

Imagine getting a sweet, cushy, upper middle class government job where you just drop TV's on puppet children and record it.

[@bryandiaz7013]

My dream job.

[@Leto_0]

Lol I seriously doubt that's a cushy upper middle class job

[@frosty_teacup]

@@Leto_0 fr, the people who actually record it probably get paid peanuts

[@lamThinker]

So many people in denial of how well off/protected these government jobs are lmao.

[@andyfanfilms]

Almost universally, government employees make significantly less than their private industry counterparts. They might get other benefits like pensions, health insurance, job security or good work/life balance. But public positions definitely don't get paid as much you would think (after adjusting for cost of living).

[@aviancoleslaw]

I love how they were shitting on the magnet PSA, until that little *click.*

[@analjuice3675]

I hate to admit it but I would definitely have tried to use those magnets to make fake toungue and nose piercings 😬 luckily i only had the big ones with the yellow rods

[@finnishboo4192]

@@analjuice3675 lmao so youre the 6 year old theyre trying to warn

[@lillytai6107]

*laughs nervously as I remember how I used to fake nose rings with those magnets that my older brother gave me*

[@KyoPewz]

glug ... glug ... glug doesnt even have three glugs into only two glugs, clickbait has really gone too far

[@mycologyqueer]

It sounded like 4 glugs to me

[@askjacob]

They were just setting it up for the sequel

[@patrickdallaire5972]

"The third glug is a spiritual glug." - some hydrohomie

[@tatiana_iana]

Better report it for misleading then

[@brocowsci]

Does you? English even though

[@emilyfisher2052]

It feels like I blinked and Gus’s hair is suddenly shoulder length.

[@imheretojest2826]

GTA character customization be like

[@madmartian2]

He's a growing boy ya know.

[@taba1950]

That's the effect of using mane and tail

[@_josiah.ferguson_]

he looks kinda like your uncle jerry

[@billgaming8623]

@@_josiah.ferguson_ Jerry? Yeah, I know that guy. He was a racecar driver.

[@mycologyqueer]

me, chewing on magnets, hanging off of a bookshelf, drinking water carelessly and staring at a food label from 1983: gus: drops this video.

[@warriorKing2233]

wait, there was no food label in 1983.....who are you?

[@mycologyqueer]

@@warriorKing2233 I'm just a water drinkin, shelf hangin, magnet eatin label reader like the rest of ya, don't you worry your little mind.

[@waynewilson1068]

Ahh, another intellectual.

[@rylanmetors473]

How would you chew on magnets and drink water at the same time? YOU DONT WANT TO DIE NOW DO YA?

[@sydneyatkins6249]

@@rylanmetors473 you dont know that

[@fie1917]

Gus is the human essence of a multi tool

[@EverythingMTB1]

As a mountain biker who uses the multi tool a lot, i can confirm this statement

[@Olliebh088]

He’s a leatherman

[@nosamnosam123]

Swiss Army Man

[@wastedtalent1625]

Too bad he sold out to the government and is shilling their so called facts

[@dogfromthepurplezoneoffici5182]

Is your profile a dog biting a man's hand?

[@averyorange6661]

My brother actually pulled a dresser over on himself when he was younger. He also swallowed pills once. We went to the ER so many times for my brother, we almost had to have child protection inspect our house.

[@AR7LFC]

Another person affected by not watching goverment safety videos...

[@David_Franco]

Aren't you supposed to swallow pills?

[@gluee8674]

@@David_Franco depends

[@boopinoop4545]

@@David_Franco depends on the pills, and especially if the dosage is for an adult and it’s a kid takin them

[@Ali-mv3jc]

My brother was the same, child services actually did come and inspect our house but my brother was just a really good climber.

[@ExcuseMeWhat]

Ian: I didn’t bring a mic I thought you had two Gus: don’t worry I got an idea

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

Omg I just noticed xDDD

[@RexanonGuitar]

This comment deserves more likes

[@toxicity3715]

420 likes noice

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Introducing...shoulder mic! Now get real close buddy.

[@Pelipear]

I make skits. Can you guys be so kind to check them out? Thanks :)

[@Christopher_Wheeler]

Really, the PSA is don’t eat TWO magnets... One is just fine.

[@tarpguy_]

Nah man, it'll attract the iron in your blood and all of your blood will pool together around the magnet and you'll have a stroke! So if you do eat a magnet, just wear a tinfoil hat to keep the magnetic flux density low around your brain! It'll divert the magnetic field

[@MTdgo3]

@@tarpguy_ I have iron deficiency soooooooooooooo

[@vincepale]

I would eat any magnet, once.

[@sci_pain3409]

@@tarpguy_ sorry man i got a little carried away and made the tinfoil hat out of magnets (then i ate it)

[@sunkcostfallacy2738]

@@MTdgo3 I think they're probably kidding.

[@shaneducholke364]

Moral of the story, BUY THE EXTENDED WARRANTY ON YOUR TV

[@dimthecat9418]

Underrated comment

[@allenpascalkramerwhocares]

Or the one on your kid

[@fortnitefocusfanshater8946]

@@allenpascalkramerwhocares orrr just dont have a kid

[@kevinmatthew.]

@@fortnitefocusfanshater8946 Modern problems require modern solutions

[@amitamo7936]

I didn't read the comment I just liked so it'd be 400

[@sarahsanchez4552]

When I was in the 7th grade a girl in my English class named Autumn swallowed two of those magnets and had to have a section of her intestines removed because they were boring holes through them. No joke.

[@rachelwood6882]

I knew a kid in school too who swallowed 4 of them. He was fine after the operation but people took the piss out of him in school afterwards. He became known as ‘magnet boy’.

[@theonebeam]

me when i can translate ur name: 🥖🥐🇫🇷

[@sarahsanchez4552]

@@theonebeam me after stealing it from a poster: 💅🇨🇵🥐🍷

[@bukuroshebytyci185]

Definitely sounds like something a 7th grader would do.

[@sarahsanchez4552]

@@bukuroshebytyci185 Yeah she wasn't the brightest bulb in the pack

[@seansangvannguyen9266]

"What teen is eating magnets?" The same ones that eat tide pods. Adults included.

[@37Kilo2]

The same adults that eat horse dewormer, and drink bleach to fight COVID-19.

[@hkr1276]

@@connordkrauss bull

[@chrisblogs5115]

Seeing Ian in a video longer than 3 minutes feels odd.

[@jeaneus1873]

Its like seeing one of those friends who acts differently around other people its so weeeeeeeeeird

[@benjisimooroo3080]

@@jeaneus1873 wdym

[@ausernameiguess7058]

ikr! Gus too a little

[@flynndenby]

Everytime he says anything I keep expecting the video to zoom in on his face and end

[@QuinnMiller]

He streams on twitch too

[@nolanlembke9687]

The magnets are called Bucky balls. I have some. The company was shut down due to children swallowing them and dying

[@lunabear6110]

Can I buy them off you? For science

[@lunabear6110]

@FBI oh I think it's gonna be more of a CIA kind of science, the kind where innocent kids ingest things and die

[@420-t8s]

You can still buy them, and knock offs too.

[@hegrye]

I had some but lost them, they were great to play with

[@WhiffleWaffles]

I think I had some of those.

[@rainbowroadthekilljoy8]

Me before this video: Perishable. Me, now: Immortal.

[@TetanicRain]

After all, 5 almonds a day: no cancer!

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@TetanicRain a Danny fan in the wild

[@cones914]

Me after watching this five times and also binging USCSB and WorksafeBC: there is no way for me to die now.

[@TheACIsVeryCold]

What I learned: -Don't have kids -Drink water -Magnets still work inside your body -Baseball players eat food too

[@IIlIIIIlll]

Wait...THEY DO!?!,

[@JimmyJim34]

@@IIlIIIIlll no it’s a government conspiracy they don’t eat food

[@jackgillette7831]

I like how someone literally named WaterIsReallyCool replied to that comment and chose to focus on the baseball part

[@IIlIIIIlll]

@@jackgillette7831 just...don’t question it

[@edmundthespiffing2920]

@@IIlIIIIlll is drinking water a government conspiracy?

[@jeaneus1873]

government safety videos: hey don't forget to wear your seat belt in bed

[@AxxLAfriku]

Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest KZbinr of all time. Admit it, my dear follower xmy

[@joemullarkey5719]

Good advice if you have a race car bed.

[@jeaneus1873]

@@AxxLAfriku that was the most 5th grade poem entry for a contest I have ever seen in my life

[@irismiller8666]

hey, don't kinkshame lol

[@magentamovie6520]

@@AxxLAfriku whoever made that song is ashamed of you

[@linguatarian]

Me: Mom, can we get Kurt Cobain? Mom: No, we have Kurt Cobain at home. Kurt Cobain at home:

[@celene_moon]

This isn't allowed to be this accurate

[@anna_banana414]

and an *almost* david grohl at home

[@Waryfaerie]

The word “Magnets”: *exists* Gus: *MEGNITS*

[@ViktoriousDead]

Damn midwesterners

[@HraesvelgrsEggs]

I was thinking the same thing lol interesting pronunciation

[@lennajune]

Welcome to the Midwest, the land of crans, magnits, and pop

[@mangoraichupancakes]

@@lennajune pop is also canadian

[@samanthas8062]

wait how do non Wisconsinites pronounce it

[@bobDotJS]

Too many people tried sounding with bucky balls. They just didn't want to say "don't stick magnets in your urethra". True story. Look it up.

[@Nevets123]

I could have gone my whole life without looking that up.

[@mycologyqueer]

@@Nevets123 and yet, you still decided to. You really played yourself here.

[@scurus11scurus]

@@mycologyqueer omg is that you in the profile pic? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@fakename287]

@@scurus11scurus I've never used "simp" unironically in my life but god damn do I want to do it now

[@mycologyqueer]

@@fakename287 Hey, I'll take all the love I can get my guy. No problems here

[@allietriana2010]

“What teenager is just taking a magnet and eating it?” *stares in Tide pods* am I a joke to you?

[@onkelpappkov2666]

This is actually why I appreciate this sort of PSA. First thing you think is: How can people be so dumb? Then you realize how horrible the outcome is and how easily it can happen. And you realize that putting magnets on lips, tongue and septum to fake a piercing and imitate adults makes a buncha sense. I stared straight into the sun for several seconds when I was a kid, thinking it would give me solar power and I resisted the pain because I wanted to be a real man and real men don't give up. I consider myself a highly intelligent child (now a slightly dumber adult). I don't know Tide Pods but I bet they have a polymer wrapping that seals the detergent in, so it doesn't taste like death. We're making fun of US kids eating Tide Pods but, let's be real, children everywhere are gullible as fuck and since you as a parent would never think of such a thing, it's good that someone tells you. Like when reversing your car, make sure your daughter is not hiding under it playing hide and seek. Sounds so obvious but would you actively think of it? So hail to the PSAs.

[@allietriana2010]

@@onkelpappkov2666 as a US kid the PSAs did not stop us, we all wanted to try the forbidden candy lmao

[@Milkybetrayal]

@@onkelpappkov2666 what makes the tide pod challenge stuff so stupid is that it was teenagers, that should already know it's stupid, do it anyway . Yes the have the melt away shell but they where biting into them to release the liquid.

[@wildman510]

People are idiots nowadays. What do you expect

[@vizthex]

@@wildman510 people have always been idiots, it's just easier to see it now.

[@jowey3092]

Ian looks like he is being held hostage but gus let’s him do what he wants

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Lol so true

[@Fafuchess]

let us him do 🤓

[@orangeystudios2070]

“...you can pop ‘em in your ear...” Buuuut, if we’ve learned anything from this video that’s a serious life threatening situation that you don’t want to be in. Don’t put any type of Raycon product in your ears, eyes, mouth, or nose. It could be fatal. This comment is sponsored by Raycon.

[@speedypainter52]

Eyes 🗿

[@kelsoniscool4311]

Eddy looks a little weird in this video

[@guy2574]

You never noticed he was Asian? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race!

[@andrewtucker3715]

Ian passively shows his teeth

[@tyopYT]

this was the comment i was looking foor

[@awanordin]

@@guy2574 love me some office reference

[@kelsoniscool4311]

@@guy2574 wait he’s been Asian I am a audio listener on the podcast so I thought he was a white twin from Illinois ,weird

[@-geeko123]

That's incredibly nice of you to tell everyone Bird's situation. You're a kind and funny person, and you inspire me and many others.

[@Tony_Rose]

The government should hire you to recreate these and bring them up to date.

[@saltyy5834]

POV: You have a TV fetish. You love it when televisions fall on your head

[@reynoire9681]

@Nicolette Stallone give me that panasonthicc

[@RabidlyTaboo]

Oh Toshibaby do it to me on channel 69

[@Milkybetrayal]

@@RabidlyTaboo wow I like your user name. Way to go on confusing people. 👍

[@waluigionadinosaursquisham4035]

This whole thing could be on r/ cursed comments

[@fionnlaghwragg2306]

Ok but the first one happened to my little sister, she was fine but it scared the crap out of me

[@polarispulsar]

Sound like something my sister would do if we hadent put it above our fireplace for that very reason.

[@bonesandhearts5683]

There are actually quite a few kids who’ve died doing that, as silly as the video is. I think there were a few lawsuits against IKEA because they had a dresser design that was especially easy for kids to tip over on themselves and several kids died because of that one dresser. So yeah, if you’re putting a dresser in your kid’s room, make sure to put it in front of a stud in your wall and anchor it to the stud

[@trybunt]

@@bonesandhearts5683 yep, that's why most flat packs come with wall attachments now

[@telebeam6144]

Waiting for this to be revealed as a long-con magic trick. Gus never existed.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a YT LEGEND! Don't d*slike my v*deos! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear twle

[@HighDefinition48]

@@AxxLAfriku fart

[@nerdymertle1440]

his name is actually bob XD

[@psychoactive420]

He's obviously wearing a disguise. One that scream dateline exclusive identity concealment.

[@Wiiguyface342]

Who?

[@benjaminwu2221]

You can't just summon Ian Kung, he only shows up every few months

[@IanKung]

yo

[@ameyagupta7285]

@@IanKung hello ian

[@asdhjk2087]

Oh shit it worked wtf

[@MissJupetite]

@@IanKung lolz

[@HOTD108_]

You fool! Your very comment summoned him! You became the very thing you swore to destroy!

[@Marie-kw1fh]

I'm not saying that Gus and Ian feel like a healthy, wholesome version of Cody and Noel but uhhh

[@kayleighhoban6094]

Omg i see it

[@tanukiZoot]

On a serious note, I know someone who's child died from a CRT falling on them like that:/ I'm glad that they made those videos and you are making people watch them so thank you

[@jacobnorris8256]

I mean the CRT one is hardly educational. As they said in the video, they definitely should have had someone actually talking about the threats of children climbing shelves, and not just a ton of different angles of a mannequin being fucking smashed by a CRT.

[@tanukiZoot]

@@jacobnorris8256 it was kind of hard to watch for me but maybe hilarious for some. It would have been more serious and educational if someone was talking... I definitely agree with you

[@ViktoriousDead]

Shut up

[@sambradley9091]

Yeah, the reason they're laughing isn't because it's not serious, but because the video is 15 angles of a TV falling on a mannequin and nothing else.

[@skeptical_dragonfruit]

I was a dumb kid, nearly got crushed by one in the same manner :/

[@unclerandy64]

Not gonna lie, I half expected that they were going to capture the TV falling on a child on a thermal camera

[@luknepo]

Guys with mustaches laugh at TVs smooshing kids

[@dolphinman9253]

Hah

[@dolphinman9253]

A

[@ejkom3478]

gotta word that differently there bud.

[@AManOnline.]

Glug... Glug... Glug: **exists** English teachers: _oh shit that's deep_

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

The size and shape of the glass is a metaphor for the authors inner turmoil.

[@redardedperson9771]

@@archbishopofthecrusades9579 and it uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmm helps you understand it

[@sirgreyspear]

The glug is a metaphor for the sinking feeling that the character feels at this point, like they are losing control of their life.

[@creativedesignation7880]

@@sirgreyspear Exactly! And then this is contrasted with the water, which is necessary to survive, making the whole thing a metaphor for growing up in an increasingly complex world. It highlights the inner conflict between taking responsibility for your own life and survival, portrayed by the act of drinking, while at the same time illustrating how that responsibility can become overwhelming and can be suffocating, no drowning, our desire for freedom. All of this wrapped in a seemingly trivial action, symbolizing the significant in the mundane, in itself a profound metaphor for postmodernism. The Zeitgeist destilled into a single glass of water, if you will!

[@Nebulister]

I laughed too hard at the baseball music so warped for no reason. It is hard to make me laugh but that music gasping for air and comes out with the "BWUWABUaAAA"

[@IRantweekly]

Guess there never felt dropping a iPad on your face.

[@brookscantmiss776]

damn near knocked my tooth out

[@insomnia5448]

That's why the headless man's head is gone. He was trying to make a shower head with a coke bottle

[@garethmagis]

The way that ending was slapped on was a real roller coaster of emotions.

[@SeanMacadelic]

This is the type of shit they’d play between tv shows on the Armed Forces Network, when I was stationed overseas. PSAs all day baby!

[@ShepDance]

“I’ve learned a lot in the last second” “In the last 4 seconds actually” Yes thank you gus

[@unstableatoms3456]

1:33 seems like the tv was hurt more than the child

[@cutegagagrl90]

Ngl a dresser fell on me as a kid and pinned me between my bed and the dresser. 0/10 was not a great experience.

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Ouch I hope it didnt leave a scar or anything

[@2036za]

F

[@cutegagagrl90]

@@mikaroni_and_cheez Yeah nah I was fine it only tilted like 40ish degrees before it hit my bedframe so it wasn’t a ton of force. It was just really heavy. Luckily my big brother was around at the time.

[@Djuntas]

Water is worth protecting through. Imagine living in a country where you cant drink tap water. I dont really like soda, or any kinds of drinks, I just like water tbh, so Im glad to live in a country where our tap water is still good...for now.

[@emberdt7998]

The tap water in my town is awful but sometimes I have no other options and drink it rip

[@Djuntas]

@@emberdt7998 Yea, I live in Denmark, and we have pure well-water, aka rain water thats over many years been purified. Sadly we keep having more and more under-ground water wells closed due to farming and industry that poison's the water. When us Danes travels to Europe we are advised to never drink the water, avoid the salad etc...All the water smells like chlorine, its hell man. Cant imagine having that, but its the reality for many western countries, even the USA - I see in etc. LA they have lake-facilities, over-ground supplies, that has to be chemically treated as well etc.

[@TheParadiseParadox]

Don't trust the tap water

[@sambradley9091]

Our tap water where I live (Las Vegas) literally got contaminated with rocket fuel. It's filtered out, but that fact is still pretty fucked up.

[@Knakkerman-]

@@DjuntasI feel you. Every time I go from the Netherlands to France for the holidays I suddenly have to worry about buying bottled water again instead of just drinking the tap water...

[@imawafflelad8641]

Everyone universally flinched when the magnets connected in the intestine

[@Camocat1219]

Guys gus and eddy CAN’T see each other in person anymore this is NOT a covid thing, it’s pure wwe brawl level beef.

[@floofycat9112]

wat

[@josefaksoy42]

English please

[@floofycat9112]

@@josefaksoy42 haha

[@eternalreality3260]

I found an old cold war era mini-documentary a while back that I think was just titled “Small town America” where it goes over this small town and the people into it before it’s slowly revealed to be a fucking bootcamp for Soviet spies.

[@Allen_924]

i think it was just a town that was heavily promoting WWll propaganda and im pretty sure what your talking about was and still is a conspiracy cuz i found a fuckton of sites where it make it look like a conspiracy

[@kuhh_9414]

The baby one is because of an ikea scandal, it’s a lot more serious after you know the context but its funny if you didn’t know so completely understandable that you guys found it funny

[@mathiaspersson8508]

Yea and reading from the comments here it's something that happens waaay to often too. I'm glad Ikea has started including ways to secure their stuff and include warnings but I feel like a lot of people still wont care until it's too late.

[@helmaschine1885]

@@mathiaspersson8508 The IKEA cupboards DID have the safety warnings! People ignored them and STILL blamed IKEA. The cupboards were thin and could easily tip over if you opened the door normally (to fit in small rooms). That's why they always have a hook.

[@kuhh_9414]

@@helmaschine1885 yes but the main scandal was around one without warnings or a hook for it

[@lunabear6110]

Yeah naw it's still funny after learning the context and I'm a father, bebs go squish tho lol

[@jonsmith6087]

@@kuhh_9414 PMS ?

[@KarstenBelt]

Yes

[@cynniethia]

You have a saxophone. Nice

[@jacklake7548]

@@cynniethia They are the Saxophone king

[@ciaranosullivan3149]

Wat

[@pi3rus]

nah

[@alekus3643]

yes

[@themarissamartell]

When the tv said “smack” on the camera in first person, I really felt that

[@SubToTGL]

I had a bookshelf fall on me as a kid, this video gave me Nam flashbacks

[@liahamilton8931]

My little sister was a crazy baby. She pulled dressers down on her tv stands. You know, now that I’m thinking about it, maybe our parents should’ve baby proofed the house a bit better🤔😬

[@starmanda88]

@The Cooler Daniel it’s a....joookkkeeee

[@10feralratsinacoat76]

That’s how you became flat Stanley??

[@kelseymarie4455]

@The Cooler Daniel are u just trying to prove that u know what Nam flashback is short for

[@spookysock]

@The Cooler Daniel then what was your damn point daniel?😑

[@johnsmovies287]

Glad to see that Gus and Ian don't have COVID-19, or at least, I hope that you guys got tested first.

[@kkayli7592]

They definitely got tested first. I don’t think Gus or Ian would put anyone at risk

[@joesandy1999]

He mentioned on the podcast that they both quarantined for weeks and were tested twice before living together for a week filming a ton of stuff to be released over a few months.

[@mokipi]

“it’s a hit!” ... “äÂÆē”

[@tamtamtamela4095]

Therapist: mystery mannequin man isnt real he cant hurt u This video:

[@marl3ymarl3y86]

He’s a mystery mannequin boy actually, the next gen if you will.

[@waktak7093]

@@marl3ymarl3y86 no

[@eerbothepirate]

Today, I learned that it’s possible to fake piercings with magnets.

[@rugvedkulkarni1593]

I'm gonna go try it right away

[@luks303]

2:43 POV you're a toddler dummy getting completely racked by an old television

[@beanman__3244]

Basically when eating magnets make sure to eat the second one after youve digested the other

[@fortnitefocusfanshater8946]

Very informative. Thank you 🙏

[@hannesynnverusten8090]

No dont

[@SecretSauceyjuice]

Only one magnet at a time and don't get hurt/sick and need an MRI 😉

[@mathiaspersson8508]

@@SecretSauceyjuice Wouldn't an MRI kill you if you had magnets stuck in your intestines?

[@lincolnpervertproject1776]

@@mathiaspersson8508 I'm pretty certain it would.

[@dogecoinempire8588]

Try holding a straight face listening to the music in the MLB one

[@nixienooo]

The “New Food Label” organ has me crying laughing in the middle of work 😂

[@Mntan]

Eddy looks very different when he shaves

[@rednoodleoffate]

Them: If this video helped you- Me: Yeah thanks for making me more aware- Them: *I have no idea how you made it this far in life.* Me: Oh. I’ll just go cry in a corner.

[@zleep9182]

Ian Kung’s made more than 1 video a year,, I think he might be in debt to some loan sharks... pray 4 Ian🙏🙏🙏

[@thecolonel9857]

Actually when I was little I hit old tv with an inflatable hammer from Chuck E. Cheese and it fell on my feet, it kinda fuckin hurt.

[@samreeve9738]

Ian looks like Shane and Ryan's future child

[@youareloved4704]

Omg 😂

[@piercedprincess6669]

I can't unsee it

[@greenray548]

So true 🤣

[@lizc6393]

I love you for this.

[@LilKingler]

aw come on, don't do my mans ian like that 😂

[@markman278]

Just having the dummy get hurt over and over again with no voice over makes it feel like a dummy snuff film...

[@xeuxixiliak8417]

That glugging sound makes me never want to drink water again.

[@xoxdara87]

i’ve literally had a big ass tv like the first one fall on me as a child but instead of crushing my head and breaking i sprained my ankle and we continued to watch the tv after we picked it up off of me

[@missundies]

“Glug....glug...glug” gave me mad anxiety

[@liahamilton8931]

Thank god they stopped at three glugs. Who knows what could’ve happened...

[@Mongooze26]

some of these feel like they could have been abstract vines

[@cleanwater5665]

Seeing more than 2 minutes of unbroken Ian Kung content? Impossible.

[@cbrad_edits]

The way Ian occasionally turns and looks at the camera makes me feel validated somehow

[@fossy365]

The videos aren't about TVs. It's about the dressers tipping. Ikea has been sued many times because their dressers tip over.

[@lapoguido8672]

Doesn't IKEA have wall hooks (dunno how they're called in English, sorry) in its boxes?

[@nuclearnadal4869]

You know what they say: experience is the best teacher.

[@liahamilton8931]

Indeed it is. I think I’m going to put my face on the hot stove... for learning purposes of course

[@samfox7317]

BRO THAT FIRST CLIP WITH THE KID CLIMBING THE DRESSER... THAT SHIT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME. I WAS TRYNA CHANGE THE MOVIE AND GOT SCHMACKED BY A TV AND CAUGHT HANGIN UPSIDE DOWN. Thanks for the flashbacks Gus...

[@gespladder7913]

Omg, did you die?

[@kingayy9267]

RIP OP

[@samfox7317]

@@gespladder7913 nah the cords kept it from falling but everything was tilted backwards at like a 45° angle lol

[@gespladder7913]

@@samfox7317 damn, glad you live to tell the tale. Will be even more cautious with free standing drawers from now on. .. Wait did some crap government PSA just WORK on me?? (and I'm not even American lol)

[@TheSoProArtist]

Glug glug glug was all over the place. I thought it was gonna be child safety about leaving glass on counters but instead we saw a psychopath who has a dedicated water glass he keeps out 24/7 next to the sink.

[@PikaChu-sp2qo]

I was expecting to hear his victims screams in the background

[@TheSoProArtist]

@@PikaChu-sp2qo lol that would be the perfect dub

[@oli7085]

its weird to think that everyone commenting first hasnt finished the video yet

[@PersonalPariah]

The end is something of a punch to the gut...

[@sirduckington5435]

First

[@EYang-hl6hv]

My KZbin app says the video was uploaded 3 hours ago and that your comment is from 5 hours ago so that’s also weird to think about

[@Spock1777]

I love when larger KZbinrs collab with smaller ones. I get introduced to so many underrated people out there I never would have found on my own. Ian's videos are fucking hilarious and I'd never heard of him until this video.

[@mustashee]

Gus and Ian: lmao who swallows magnets as a teen? Gus and Ian after the video: oh *SHIT*

[@sallavander6530]

One of those big TVs almost fell on me when I was a baby because my older brother pushed it off the stand.

[@amandamills4410]

Attempted murder?

[@maggiea5141]

PSA don't let your children have brothers

[@sallavander6530]

@Yaboi Yung Depresso he was like 5 years old

[@amandamills4410]

@@sallavander6530 It's ok, my cousins once pushed me off a bridge. Maybe they should have a PSA about that 🤔

[@celene_moon]

My sister used to always try to drown me so clearly siblings suck

[@EliteInferno14]

Fun story: when I was four I did almost the same thing as the first one with the TV. I pulled all the drawers out of my mom's dresser and turned around and the thing fell and the corner smacked me right in the back of my head. The next thing I remember I'm laying in my dad's lap while he's sitting at the edge of the bathtub while my head bled. Good times :)

[@curlypuff]

Damn they didn't take you to the er? O.O

[@EliteInferno14]

@@curlypuff nope, I guess it wasn't that bad lol

[@sarasthoughts]

@@EliteInferno14 you can't know that!! You could have had SO many health problems!!

[@EliteInferno14]

@@sarasthoughts I mean I'm 20 now and all I've had is some depression here and there so I think I turned out ok

[@LordSkella]

After hearing this story I’ve got to say that’s the perfect user name for you