Awful Game Ads On Instagram 3

[@cait5158]

scary lady: this is a class for screaming danny: *_i’m reviewing my legal options_*

[@arteater3211]

How does this have so many likes and no replies

[@gatchawolfy4735]

Scary lady: *sweats nervously* ...this class spontaneously combusted... FAREWELL

[@lmb804]

this is gold.

[@pvt-part]

The screaming wasn’t just a scream, it’s a specific technique for metal vocals. This kind of vocals is used a lot in metalcore/deathcore and some melodic metal. Avatar is a band that I like that uses this or a similar vocal technique called fry screaming.

[@kitwarrior4life124]

Ah ah ah ah ah vs Huauahauaiahauauhaua Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

[@finns5604]

I imagine that "text for your header" is like modern day "penny for your thoughts"

[@kiwishea]

Underrated

[@patiid7265]

i think its supposed to be something like “bottom text” ig

[@TheBlarggle]

@@patiid7265 Yes. I am thinking that it was an attempt at the "bottom text" meme.

[@mollyfromacnh9973]

Pati :D Same

[@olivia_vermast]

🤯🤯🤯

[@mackiedawg]

"did they really forget to add text to the header" *accidentally uploads unfinished video a day early*

[@iamimana]

lmao

[@caitlynberry6540]

i was just thinking that hahhahaha

[@caitlynberry6540]

@@ananyatalluri6577 hahahaahaha

[@Jo9917-6]

@@ananyatalluri6577 why did u say that?

[@Jo9917-6]

@@caitlynberry6540 it's not funny

[@mega_bird700]

I saw an ad on Facebook that said "I named this after my ex" and the game was called "ball basher" I'm not even joking.

[@redisindeeddead6833]

Wait a DAMN MOTHER FUCKING MINUTE

[@Freshest_Water]

U IC XSSHDEGHGHABAGSVSFGS

[@nejdalej]

See that makes more sense than "gardener"

[@ikedaren_29336]

AYO??? 😧📸

[@mackback319]

I'M PEEING

[@ulety4145]

so, no header? _throws phone on ground_

[@saretenkov9129]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@uh3574]

Brakes poster with and on it

[@yutaxity]

You are the reason I still have faith in humanity

[@charitysellman5679]

@blah blah blah I came here to say exactly this. You can't take my idea it's not fair Edit 1:27

[@kaileah6433]

i approve of this

[@krisdoesart9643]

Danny is such a cryptid that I didn't even notice the "I'm currently in the United States" thing

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

I only noticed it now when re-watching it after he pointed it out in that later video. Or rather, I must have noticed it but not thought of it as more than a weird joke. That Danny, you never know where you have him (literally)!

[@theconstantcommenter683]

He wasnt lying he did film it in america just posted it in japan

[@CrystalFairyAesthetic]

What's the timestamp?

[@imayootyyooberyea1888]

Gareth Earnshaw but at the time that he posted the vid, he wasn’t

[@imayootyyooberyea1888]

Lia 13:46

[@annabanovic8458]

Your husband is learning how to Scream. 1. Slap him 2.Divorce

[@Hammerhead4]

Anna Banovic 3.pee in his mouth (20 diamonds)

[@krowdietowd]

Anna Banovic FAREWELL

[@whateverIFeelLike]

Slap again*

[@felmiers]

When worlds collide

[@theconstantcommenter683]

Lol

[@jessicacreed7773]

When I was like 14 and liked "screamo" music I watched a couple KZbin videos on how to scream, and went to an empty playground to try it out as not to alarm my parents.. some random guy shouted at me to quit yelling from his house across the street and I was so embarrassed I never made another attempt lmfao. So thanks for bringing back that memory

[@lemonywater2979]

This is so fucking funny

[@JMCBowers]

Fun fact the first woman is named melissa cross and she taught Corey Taylor (slipknot's vocalist) how to scream properly

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

*Nice* amount of likes

[@mega_bird700]

So that's how he learned how to do that, I've always wondered how those vocalists learn to sing like that.

[@kaywee4200]

Is fun fact 🙂

[@early.autumn.summer]

Yess I recognized her as soon as he started playing the video :)

[@quas7819]

I thought you meant the game of sultan's woman

[@ayekantspeylgud]

As much as I love your characteristic "bye!" at the end, you should've ended this with "farewell!"

[@trashyliz765]

Heather B he should upload this again lmao

[@goldenmolelover]

wym farewell is for relationships only

[@XENOWOLFI]

@@goldenmolelover what? I’m genuinely confused

[@XENOWOLFI]

@@goldenmolelover oh I watched the video nvm XD

[@valsonline]

my least favourite ad: sImPlY pIaNo “sHe LeArNeD iN oNe MoNtH oMg”

[@ayaka3679]

Omg ikr it sucks

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

@@ayaka3679 painfull to watch

[@januaryravelo4342]

I'm a beginner pianist, and I keep seeing these kind of ads in EVERY. SINGLE. TUTORIAL VIDEOS. It's getting REALLY annoying.

[@garrotter]

And now its sImPlY qUiTaR

[@NetAppUp]

Ikr

[@spyke2856]

I had an ad a couple times for one of those rope untangle games and it was a screen capture of someone doing a horrible job at it and the audio was a woman verbally degrading them for being so bad at it but she was using 2nd person pronouns so it's just a 30 seconds of verbal abuse

[@levieverhart8640]

Danny went over one very similar in i think the 5th baddad where its someone making like a picture with with like mosaic pieces, while "Ex" texts the man insulting him, while theres some chick like loud whispering really degrading and toxic controlling shit its really fucking odd.

[@angusgambrell7757]

Ads that verbally assault you are pretty common. I know from experience, I’ve played free mobile games.

[@MaxwellTornado]

"Second person pronouns" is funny, because there's only one. You.

[@isaacabel6839]

Danny Gonzalez: Teaching Gregs the meaning of words since 1942

[@goldengifts3830]

Neonic Blade um actually its “Since 1844.” Please get your facts right before you comment.

[@orbitsi]

@@goldengifts3830 No, its 1044

[@pixyl4415]

@@orbitsi Ooga booga ooga caveman booga oog

[@pabloesco-sk1fy]

No, it is 2422BC REMEMBER GUYS?

[@maya7363]

And thank goodness for it!

[@awyeah2972]

Danny: Reuploads Me: Aww shit, here we go again

[@Marsandback12]

Hahah, I’m glad I know what memes are...

[@GH0STEE3]

XD ikrr

[@rezijaliepina]

I wanted to comment that Me: aw shot , hre we go again

[@Herominina]

More like aw yes here we go again

[@GH0STEE3]

@@rezijaliepina xD BUT CHA DIDNTT (dis is a joke ;-;)

[@minererva]

Your boyfriend is baking a cake 1. Pee in the cake 2. Pee in his mouth 3. Help him bake (Cost 350000 💎 )

[@ahiakwneke]

4. *D I V O R C E*

[@kyliedunn8797]

Nice pfp. Love that show

[@PieGrip]

Pee in the cake, give it some Jarate aromas and taste of P I S S.

[@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903]

4. Nuke Japan

[@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903]

Kylie Dunn Full House Or Fuller House?

[@planetwasabi]

I THOUGHT "USE THE CUSHION" WAS GONNA IMPLY MURDER OOPS

[@bisexualblueberry]

SAME

[@Baha2000]

>makes fun of companies for publishing unfinished ads >posts unfinished video

[@lordcolleenvods]

Oh how the tables have tabled

[@markloeffler4775]

Oh how the turn tables.

[@DeyDesignsss]

@@lordcolleenvods Well well well how the turntables......

[@ryanpalmer2614]

lol

[@toluolomolaiye6433]

What was unfinished about it

[@Dlow_secondaccount]

Episode be like Your mom wants you to wash the dishes! -Wash the dishes (620 diamonds) -Run away (20 diamonds) -Smash a plate on her head -D I V O R C E

[@Joemam024]

Potatto Cookeez SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@wolfieguiley9074]

DIVORCE

[@frog5994]

I divorced my mother.. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@sberky98]

My mom owns episode so i can pick wash the dishes!!!11111!!!!!1!1! (This is a joke)

[@pujatripathi2602]

Sweet Home Alabama...

[@datboi7990]

Danny: hahahaha look at this funny unfinished ad. Also Danny: releases video unfinished

[@aleph9911]

What is different in this from the previous one?

[@amaracherry7958]

*drew

[@strawberrystolons]

A like here because I don't want to ruin 666

[@2cutiepies702]

@@amaracherry7958 hahaha

[@ami-tu5st]

r/wooosh

[@milkerrman]

"who has ever ended a relationship with farewell?" me: *adds to bucket list*

[@JjHjjsnsbsh]

Farewell my lover, our hearts are no longer one.

[@elise_g]

Have you done it yet?

[@lzgnooop]

No one: Guitar app: i'm gonna ruin this man's whole career

[@halatiny6537]

liz ? * LIFE *

[@ashwithaala8667]

Kimsyoominkookbts you don’t know the meme ??!

[@AnnMarcelino]

@@halatiny6537 it's a meme fam

[@Aazen]

Ashwitha Ala PalalalalaalapapapapappaappppppppppppPpApapapapapapapapaapapapapaapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapaapapapapapaappapapaapapapappapaapaapappapappapappapapappspapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapappapapapapappapapaapapapaappapapapapapappaapapapapapapapapapalaoslaosospapsosapaosoa Apsosls Apa

[@sinistrality]

life*

[@alexander_yoko]

Your husband is eating his lunch. 1. Slap him 2. Divorce

[@christinaken7963]

Alexis Yoko divorce

[@christinaken7963]

Alexis Yoko I demand a divorce because his lunch was subway it was supposed to be the sandwich I made.

[@alexander_yoko]

@@christinaken7963 Oh, then divorce is the best idea!

[@ntnailspa2499]

DIVOCRE he ate that can’t not happen

[@Gothofasaia]

Im sacrificing him to the Minecraft gods

[@seoklix2362]

nobody: guitar app: i'm about to ruin this man's whole career

[@eiad1251]

ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry

[@carterprazeres1990]

seoklix // *life

[@thatrandomgirlinyourcloset7448]

lol ok how do you do that? 😂

[@carterprazeres1990]

idk but that guitar app knows how to

[@rabbiqa]

Man, the guy in your pfp is really cute. I wonder who he is? 🤔

[@jaredbezes7806]

10:48 I will 100% end my future relationships with "farewell" I think it's badass

[@hannerikruger7216]

I JUUUUST broke up with my partner... im so sad i didn't watch this first😂

[@Jaykay-Studio]

No its badads.

[@lostsilver1162]

The only way you can end a relationship by saying "Farewell" is if it's raining and you're holding a gun to their head.

[@ShayLaLaLooHoo]

You may only say "farewell" under those specific circumstances. If you're trying to end a relationship when it's raining and don't have a gun, you’ll have to say "goodbye." However, if you're only holding a gun to their head and it's not raining, you have to say "sayonara."

[@nadiaalibaig]

@@ShayLaLaLooHoo well said good sir

[@mathsandfiona252]

Or by just ghosting them on all social media and blocking their number during a long distance relationship not talking from experience

[@fruitsalad9321]

This is some sherliam type shii

[@eliasbernstein]

text·for·your·header noun (modern slang) meaning: *really fun, very good game* use in a sentence: yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total *text for your header*

[@maitreyeenabar1754]

or omg you should check elias''s comment on danny's video its totally a text for your header

[@fani5401]

SUBMIT THAT INTO URBAN DICTIONARY

[@chloedoherty8627]

Saee rdf

[@chloedoherty8627]

Elias Bernstein c

[@maclanewestbrook4176]

Girl: "Brad you can't leave me I'm pregnant." Brad: "I don't even know who you are."

[@repapeti98]

Endgame reference, I see.

[@theteethburglar4716]

The girl’s name is probably Angela that needy bit*h

[@Cherxxorb]

Omg 😱 is it Chad's Twin ummmmmm

[@Cherxxorb]

Ohno

[@Cherxxorb]

@100 subs with no vids I'm your 10th sub good luck on the mission

[@moonycanwatch]

"Accost? Accost?! Wait, what does accost mean?" Literally my thought process when I read that.

[@wockyslush1169]

10:56 - 11:10 “I thought you were bae. turns out you’re just fam.” “bruh” “FAREWELL 🤟🏻”

[@mrcabbage2719]

Raevyn Ecco tryin to turn you to my bae to my fam

[@kevrod260]

I still don't get that vine ahhahajzjzjsid

[@mrcabbage2719]

Dabe Kai it’s from one of Danny’s songs, called: The Tea

[@jq3549]

MrCabbage it’s also from a skit from his video

[@laurenquinn4716]

Raevyn Ecco Fuck that’s a mood

[@maizahkaleem163]

Father: loves and wants to start a family with you Also father: *_FAREWELL_*

[@yes6703]

there will be a big problem if your dad wants to start a family with you

[@reeses2pieces528]

J0ke I was thinking the same thing.

[@maizahkaleem163]

That's an Alabama problem if u ask me lmaoooo

[@jashiraroman9839]

Danny: *clowns anyone for posting or uploading unfinished things* Also Danny: *schedules an unfinished video on the wrong day*

[@eiad1251]

ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry

[@user-of4ys7dd3t]

Romans Jashira r/woosh

[@jashiraroman9839]

Mr. Developer also me: *is a human who’s made a bunch of mistakes like this before*

[@vissersixty-nine6246]

"everyone agrees learning to play the guitar is a good thing" false, I live in a college dorm and if one more person starts publicly playing Wonderwall so help me God

[@tegantalks9612]

My boyfriend owns 13 guitars and has never once played Wonderwall, thank god!

[@tegantalks9612]

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall…

[@FuriousSkating]

Because you dont like a song you thibk guitar is bad..? Jeez i cant think how u like anything then

[@hat7475]

BHAHAHAHZJSJJX😭

[@sorakafutanari]

AND AFTER AALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@marshallgrayson]

“What a whimsical word to use in such a dark situation” - Danny 2k19

[@lonewolfie6778]

No one: Danny when he accidentally uploads: 5:41

[@claireskiyt]

ISKAJSKSNSJS TRUE

[@hulktown_hero]

LoneWolfie Danny you need to pin this comment

[@lenrikagenuki5350]

This needed to be PINNED TO THE TOP or atleast liked alot so that Danny sees this.

[@JoeMama-yv4ig]

Sjkkjkklllalaldkhhhhhhh

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

Okay actually learning how to scream is very important. It exists to make sure that you don’t stress your vocal chords while also achieving a proper volume and sound. As someone who had taken voice acting lessons we actually addressed this and my instructor suggested many of these classes

[@EARFQ]

Watching a slightly improved video that I've seen already. I am truly *G R E G O R Y*

[@emmablack6415]

We are blood-related, truly, truly gregory

[@MoonOnLight]

Aye, we Gregory!

[@august6604]

John Rainey saying greg: lawful good saying gregory: chaotic evil

[@marsmargo8364]

John Rainey I would like this comment but it’s at 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it

[@zerocool6200]

i got like halfway through yesterdays vid b4 it got taken down, i didnt notice anything different what was changed?

[@usernameunavailable2490]

Danny: it very difficult to fake your water breaking Pam Beasley: *hold my water*

[@raina8738]

I-

[@waitwaitwaitno3182]

I just

[@waitwaitwaitno3182]

*-sigh-* */HAHA OOF/*

[@kaianafenwick4071]

and i oop-

[@AreRicX]

Everyone else in the office : 'confused tom'

[@minhwithnomint]

person:*downloads guitar app* app: im about to destroy this mans whole career

[@lostinthestars_]

I can't like this comment bc then it wouldn't be 666 likes

[@sinistrality]

life*

[@theg.o.a.t8722]

Hulu: ....

[@Goodly]

nathan Phu unoriginal, someone made the same joke before you.

[@ch40t1c8]

Copy

[@NotOnLand]

It's funny when Danny thinks up weird scenarios as jokes, when historically they were pretty common. The whole "Your baby shall be my queen" is such a ~royalty~ thing lol

[@Lucifersfursona]

Thanks I hate it more than anything

[@alxxy5681]

I got one saying, "I DIDN"T KNOW ANXIETY UNTILL I PLAYED THIS"

[@NO-do3hl]

Me too

[@jenna33]

samar hashem sameee

[@KIKO_01]

Bruh fr

[@dennisrussell8018]

I didn’t know anxiety until I saw the ad

[@jewshower478]

Anika Malfliet the song anxiety by amuru son is a great song

[@haydopotato1377]

Greg protec Greg attac But most importantly Greg is bacc

[@RainyFaerie222]

Bacc*

[@Hell0kitty]

bacc.*

[@paranoiarpincess]

Hi Greg.

[@siege-of-slayer9234]

Nobody hates learning guitar Grandma from Coco: You dare oppose me mortal

[@nikitasfantasies6658]

Thanks for not using the "Am I a joke to you" meme

[@boshwa20]

@@nikitasfantasies6658 Jesus christ, that format has been going on for way too long now.

[@nikitasfantasies6658]

@@boshwa20 Ikr

[@Superstar5_]

“Who would ever want to learn how to scream?” Anime VAs: Am I a joke to you?

[@nuclearbomb9483]

Link pfp makes fits way too well.

[@Superstar5_]

@@nuclearbomb9483 Yours too

[@thesicaeffect5164]

kaji yuki has entered the chat

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

No one: Danny: Somehow accidentally uploads a video

[@markpjgaming1795]

Just an innocent Pomegranate i watched it

[@BlackLicorice]

Just an innocent Pomegranate I’m ur 1000 like

[@blazezthename]

Reaction time does it too lol

[@allyson8948]

Lol I know, and I got so upset when I saw it was unavailable too..

[@hikaru_2.0.]

@@allyson8948 same, sis, same!😑

[@easterndragon3121]

Greg isn’t a fan base, it’s a *fam* base

[@c0smo709]

Was this supposed to be funny?

[@Ellamol]

i threw up

[@siredionysus]

Cult*

[@fouryou2887]

@@siredionysus *CHURCH*

[@cinnamon9174]

c0smo I found the funny

[@amygumm6981]

Unrelated, but I'm still waiting on "Im reviewing my legal options" merch. K thanks bye

[@JoeL-bg5ys]

Amy Gumm I was just thinking about this

[@flare.mp3]

We need this

[@Supercutelama-qs7qq]

Yes

[@faith9196]

Please

[@thegayestgoth]

MYBODYISREADYYY

[@tolleywheeler7957]

Danny: guys i accidentally posted this video when it wasn't finished Also Danny: 5:36

[@IAmNoodleDude]

12:12

[@ingridpingridlovejane.m4020]

No one: Episode: your sister said she has a boyfriend you: 1. Say that's nice for 300000 diamonds 2. DIVORCE

[@randomperson-vv5oq]

Wait hol up

[@benskyddd]

sweet home alabama plays in the background

[@PieGrip]

*sweet home alabama earrape intensifies

[@januaryravelo4342]

3. Shoot a tree

[@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903]

꧁S̸l̸i̸p̸s̶t̶e̶r̶s̶꧂ *hol up*

[@hannahggdavis]

why does Danny sound like a Rick and Morty background character when he's doing the banjo guy impression at 4:23

[@isaschulte]

exactly what i was thinking

[@cowch3916]

Look in captions

[@cpotisch]

Luke Dix Oh wow.

[@brokagefn]

EXACTLY WHAT I SAID

[@csengelajos]

Exactly!!

[@PoPo-xo6hu]

I love the way in the video Danny mocks people for uploading things by accident and then....

[@talkingmoose3092]

Taz Lover I was about to write this

[@amandabutterfly151]

Taz Love lmao

[@PoPo-xo6hu]

TalkingMoose haha

[@ethanringe4213]

Taz Lover maybe the accidental upload was some kind of meta joke. 😅

[@RobwithoneB]

I was gonna like this comment until you edited it mentioning the amount of likes.

[@Ghost-hg8cb]

oh yea danny "text for your header" is actually slang for "i cant reach pink color :("

[@eric75115]

Just wanted to mention about the screaming ad - that's Melissa Cross! She's actually my neighbor, and I know her son. She's worked with a ton of metal bands (Lamb of God, Slipknot, Bring Me the Horizon, and Disturbed (the record behind her in her portion of the ad is from them, if I'm remembering correctly!)) and has worked for years genuinely teaching how to help people scream without blowing out their voices! It's actually really amazing, and she does awesome work. She's been nothing but supportive to me personally (as both a vocal coach and an adult in my life), and there's some really awesome testimonies from her students out there! I'm really proud of knowing her, and she's just a really kind, lovely person.

[@malloryalizabeth493]

“ I accidentally slipped and hit submit” ohhh like you did on this video the first time?😂

[@nunkatsu]

R/oopsdidntmeantoo

[@zachlap3020]

Their finger slipped

[@youtubesurfingsfuntodo]

OLHS O PATEL r/foundthemobileuser and r/ihavereddit

[@NightshadeGoddess]

Danny: talks about how someone accidentally uploaded a ad also Danny: accidentally uploads video 😂

[@uh3574]

Banshee Queen a die neiw whiagbs bsksbeos. Even e s and. Send. W. Told s abs s. Send fjbrisb s. W why I wan wkkebsns jabs nanakwbdj Ellen she. Sho jay.

[@coloncancer8396]

@@uh3574 WHAT?

[@bigbootyhog]

@@uh3574 dude are you okay

[@sonarcha1711]

@@uh3574 Dude, you have stroke?

[@pabloesco-sk1fy]

*LOGIC 100*

[@godslaughter]

Danny: find another crush? me: lame Danny: or use the *cushion* me: suffocate!

[@mikkey_]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Danny: talks about how someone accidentally uploaded an ad Also danny: accidentally uploads a video

[@gabbywalker1145]

true

[@cchain_link9066]

lady jess holy f your right

[@eamaeg]

r/uselessnobody

[@catexplosives2248]

That is Irony at its finest...

[@mikkey_]

@Chaosツ you have the right to give your opinion but there's no need to add "you fucking normie"

[@renae9926]

3:17 "Everyone can agree that learning guitar's not a bad thing" Pretty sure Miguel's family from Coco would disagree

[@TopazTimes]

Aaand Manolo's family from the Book of Life

[@princessaviexo]

N O M U S I C

[@hat7475]

Oh god the Coco craziness is flooding in

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

N O M U S I C !

[@numburger]

They did change their tune by the end of the movie tho

[@panepistimiakoslogariasmos8758]

My name is actually Greg so I get these personalised intros and it's weird everytime

[@ingeborggranli9547]

GregHead 13 Congratulations Greg, you are truly Grag🎉

[@thepokejohnny5288]

My name is Johnathan so I get spooked when he yells Johnathan

[@Reallytallsocks]

To be fair to the rest of us your new name is Slagathor.

[@UnderWoter]

hey at least your not named craig

[@mynameisreallycool1]

Hey Greg

[@teganwatherston7985]

In the banjo ad Danny was low key kinda sounding like morty

[@samidot24]

hahaha istg and also kinda like izuku from mha

[@Kiyahpapaya]

where?

[@Ana-sn2pg]

I was looking for this coment, yes

[@UplandGamerBird]

if you go to that location and turn on closed captions it says that hes talking in a "morty voice"

[@brandi5126]

No one: Niwashi: My ex is a gardener.

[@Roboboy17]

This was a real "Text for your header' video. Good job Drew!

[@h1nkle]

RocketDuck Drew??

[@Bellaanne123]

Kounter Yes, Drew.

[@rwn_tree]

@@h1nkle This is Drew's channel

[@ElyOrSomething]

@Olivia Prosser Uhm Danny Gonzalez is an alter ego of Drew are you even a real fan?

[@tryingtogaming2230]

@RocketDuck This is Danny Gonzalez, Not Drew Gooden.

[@Mad-oz9ok]

Makes fun of accidentally posting ads, accidentally posts video that is unfinished. 🤣😂

[@nini-fq3tb]

Ninja Maddy not bad for a stolen comment

[@pabloesco-sk1fy]

*LOGIC 100*

[@tsundor1]

wants us to think it's accidental..

[@vmaoi3857]

You know what’s also accidental? That you stole a comment...

[@gachamelodies4524]

noice and true :)

[@braveasanoun5732]

"We don't need a game where you can collect women and put them in little balls." Don't tell him about Moemon

[@mrgoofy8781]

What is it?

[@buttonstheturtle1843]

@@mrgoofy8781 its a version of Pokémon but the Pokémon are "humanized" as little girls- thats pretty much the only difference from the original. I think there's a Jontron video about it(I think its the one about Pokémon bootlegs but I might be wrong)

[@mrgoofy8781]

@@buttonstheturtle1843 dude... I regret asking

[@buttonstheturtle1843]

@@mrgoofy8781 yeah.. its weird.

[@JK-yj7cg]

@@buttonstheturtle1843 broo wtf

[@annme_87]

*cough* not exactly a relationship, but I actually had a friend ghost me after 16 years and the last text he sent me was "farewell"

[@elizabeththompson6127]

My friend keeps deciding if he likes me or not

[@puppizai]

as someone who has been ghosted more times then i would like to admit, but if someone ended a friendship or relationship like that i wouldn't even be mad

[@SonderBeats]

@Nana the Brave (ネナ・ザ・ブレイブ) A good friend always considers their friend's advice

[@hearttheart6229]

IM PRETTY SURE THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME

[@levieverhart8640]

@Nana the Brave (ネナ・ザ・ブレイブ) ouch. Pretty badass however I'm sorry.

[@hoseki9860]

"I'm currently in America and not a different country" *squints eyes in suspicion*

[@hecateinanna3925]

"accidentally hit submit, who does that?" Yeah .. Who does that?

[@ichbins4886]

Pff totally not Danny, he's too smart for that sh**

[@biteykins5753]

Gwen Storch heh.

[@tylerlowe2986]

LMAOOOOOO

[@BoneslyGaming]

It’s me. I’m Greg. I have subbed and accosted the bell icon. I forgot my header text.

[@gabeernstine7857]

You aren't Greg you are Nani Thomspon

[@jamieclark2251]

@Thomas Walsh ah, and you must be Breg

[@rowboattheboat]

@@jamieclark2251 and you must egg

[@ladygagacookie290]

Hooman Pencil ah and you must be heg

[@jellycatfrog3133]

I have a habit of watching old videos on autoplay to fall asleep because I hate being alone with my thoughts and I gotta say 1:12 was some pretty soothing white noise

[@NessquickNessie]

I love-hate how this is a thing so many of us seem to do here.

[@TheZerglot1]

Girl: Hey brad, i´m pregnant, you are going to be a father Brad: I don´t even know who you are

[@pip398]

Wanda: _you took everything from me!_ Thanos: i don’t even know who you are....

[@turtlesturtles2765]

Sonja Casimier Wanda: You'll know soon biss

[@anoushkadhar122]

watched this yesterday, but watching it again to support danny boi don't worry danny we gotchu 🤘😔

[@larrybjarry7554]

Danny support group

[@PoPo-xo6hu]

Larry Bjarry someone should make one and call it reviewing Danny’s legal options 😂

[@Jonatanvl]

Same

[@childofwhonow1269]

this was posted 1h ago

[@PressedRoses]

Ye

[@leminhvuong5508]

Danny please start an ironic ‘episode’ playthrough lmao Edit: dayum 1k likes! The people have spoken Danny!!!

[@JayPal-zt4dv]

I never knew i wanted something so bad

[@briapryor1709]

Yes please, please read all the bad ones written by episode. They are literally terrible, I only read community stories.

[@gabbywalker1145]

1.5K likes

[@whydoihave100subs]

ye

[@Nosmo90]

Video: *ends* Me: "I'm leaving! Farewell!"

[@narararamammily5386]

Danny: Who would want to learn how to scream? Death metal beginner: *Sweating nervously*

[@kaisetic3150]

Theater kid who has a role where they need to scream but they can't damage their vocal chords: *nervously glances from side to to side*

[@KevinLuper99]

@Ashley Alian yes actually but it's not just yelling "RARARARA" for 3 minutes. It takes a fuck ton of practice and skill. I can't do it.

[@KevinLuper99]

@@kaisetic3150 doing it right won't damage them.

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

I just wanna be able to scream without sounding like I’m crying or my voice cracking every two milliseconds.

[@kiararamona7218]

Retsuko is typing....

[@finnb6778]

Danny: what kind of ideot posts an unfinished ad Also Danny: *posts an unfinished vid*

[@user-xw1md6ii6v]

Finnley B guess what I’m not a ideot and I have grat speling

[@adritasgallery4569]

@@user-xw1md6ii6v you sure do

[@TheDarkSatirist]

Ideot

[@brohambbg]

What kind of idiot spells idiot ideot

[@nimat-lahbalogun9809]

Jenny Fisher what type of ideot doesn't get a reference

[@Abner-em6ov]

KZbin: How many ads you want? Danny: Yes KZbin: NO!

[@samb7134]

9:38 I was caught completely off guard and burst out laughing.

[@GlaciesYin]

11:27 was I the only person who thought "use the cushion" meant killing the crush by suffocation?

[@CatOverlord-ml4qz]

I thought in the game it meant kill the baby by suffocation with a cushion and I’m not sure how that would work.

[@heavenlything]

i thought whoopie cushion

[@susanthefish8940]

Woah I think you need help

[@superstellarhere]

Yeah me too. Especially with how ominously Danny said it

[@potatosack7492]

I tought she was gonna replace her crush with a cushion 😐

[@nouhh1583]

"no one thinks learning the guitar is particularly bad" fool have you ever seen coco?

[@emilyc3733]

Also the Amish don’t believe in musical instruments except sometimes harmonicas

[@electr1cg437]

NO MUSIC BITCH

[@slatt674]

Kasey Street please don’t remind me about “Remember Me.”

[@ceciliajuarez4737]

Danny: It's not very easy to fake your water breaking Pam from The Office: Hold my *water bottle

[@jessicacreal3676]

“Hey Oscar I think my water just broke” Oscar, distracted by the hot warehouse guy: “That’s so funny.”

[@drago1514]

Well I hope she doesnt have a fucking beer

[@El1society]

*hold my baby

[@dobalobo168]

it's me cecilia pam: hold my water bottle

[@CindiTeasley]

it's me cecilia *water bottle drops from skirt*

[@starsapphiree]

rewatching danny’s old videos for the outro song>>>

[@zaina9250]

No one: Weird scary screaming tutorial lady:

[@semkin9535]

Someoneyoudontknow:)

[@Natalie-101]

WRAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHGGHGG

[@Hannah-gd3kc]

That's okay. I rewatch your videos anyway. This is just the soonest I've rewatched 😉😂

[@jacksonblack3081]

Ikr.

[@alicelefae]

same

[@ethanexplosion6690]

Hey thats pretty creepy....CATHOLIC

[@ErikHobart]

i mean it’s fax

[@novakitty1619]

Right, but why was the other one taken down?

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

If metal is screamo music, Does that make rap talko music?

[@fouryou2887]

Asking the real questions

[@felmiers]

Metal isn't screamo 😔✌️

[@thatcapedguy]

yeah it isn't i'm sick of people just thinking that screamo is a term for any hardcore music that features harsh vocals 😔✌️

[@Conklin03]

"😔✌"

[@felmiers]

@@Conklin03 tragic

[@redchair2721]

7:08 the back in the early 2010's: makes vine about capturing a girl in a pokeball danny 2019: W H O W O U L D M A K E A N A P P O N T H I S

[@pap-fr]

He's grown

[@emilylirtzman1727]

"How can this app ruin your life?" -duolingo has entered the chat-

[@zelda6990]

ayyyyyy 69 likes

[@danni9704]

Practice Spanish or your parents vanish

[@bonniekilpack1218]

2:08 "My kids can't hear me, they're listening to KIdZ BoP"

[@tawnypelt69420]

Danny: I just feel like learning guitar is something that pretty much everyone universally agrees is a good thing. Coco characters: *_aRE Y o U s U R e A B o U t T h A T ?_*

[@ant_therapist]

This is one of the best comments here.

[@jessie3185]

Omg I was just scrolling through the comments and right when Danny started saying that I was reading your comment!

[@deadgodgraveyard.6461]

omg I was reading this ad and Danny said it as I was reading

[@deadgodgraveyard.6461]

@Toxenhern i don't know man, I don't even remember posting that comment

[@Nitrolord]

*N* *O* *M* *U* *S* *I* *C*

[@earthdimensionm1643]

Stanisław Wokulski ended his relationship with Izabela by saying “farewell” to her! It was the most important part of the book that everyone in Poland had to read in school

[@cherry722]

Szukałam takiego komentarza.

[@lizardfuck4204]

Right after Danny said "rip offs of episode" I got an add for the app "Lure"

[@reidadkison402]

Danny: Learning guitar is generally a good thing. Mama Imelda: NO MUSIC!

[@yhjveargibgzrrojgzrh9922]

XD

[@Abbygator23]

😂 I literally had the exact same thought!

[@hershealcoberes6347]

Xddddddd hahahahaha

[@bellastruthers3918]

It's been almost two years Danny, we're still waiting for that video of you playing Game Of Sultans.

[@ilikecurry2345]

It's not that fun. It's just a generic Clash of Clans clone. A Clone of Clans. A Clash of Clones. A Clone of Clones.

[@link12click]

it’s been a year danny. i really really miss you.

[@J4ID3N_]

It's been another two years Danny, we're still waiting for that video of you playing Game of Sultans.

[@paulcruz168]

It's been 3 years Danny. We're still waiting

[@evil_duopingo6978]

It’s been 4 years Danny, we’re waiting

[@ohlambert3562]

big thanks to Danny for leveling up my English vocabulary while providing funny commentary on cringe content.

[@slayslayslay8940]

Ha, my level 10 Karen would easily beat your level 5 Lauren with her anti-vax persuasion move!

[@seaBBB]

*You've fallen into my trap woman* I play level 15 Karen with the upgrade of the anti-vax persuasion to the TWITTER RANT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@Katie-wf1lx]

Nah, Karen can’t win. She’s a gARdeNeR

[@OnlyV1per]

*I USE LEVEL 20 KAREN WITH THE MOVE MEDICAL HERBS TO DESTROY YOUR LEVEL 10 KAREN.*

[@slayslayslay8940]

@@OnlyV1per I have two pokewomen, level 10 Karen and level 30 unborn fetus with the move death before birth which will bring your will score to zero causing all your attacks to deal damage to you!

[@OnlyV1per]

@@slayslayslay8940 well I use the move vaccination to vaccinate Karen therefore vaccinating the foetus stoping the move death before birth and I end it with leaving the pokewomen because they weren't pregnant.ha rival that.

[@nicola7021]

I'm watching the whole thing twice are you proud of me

[@weronikadomagaa3307]

Sameee

[@sophiemae4119]

same bro

[@cocokoochie9648]

You did a great job son

[@kyrbii1243]

Same

[@aleph9911]

What is different?

[@jasone8288]

Danny: you can’t fake your water breaking... Pam from The Office: hold my beer

[@slushied]

Jay Allen yes.

[@donnaforkman7854]

Wait don't you mean coffee since you shouldn't drink alcohol when you're pregnant

[@aimeperez469]

@@donnaforkman7854 you can't drink coffee either lol. Too much caffeine

[@vietkitti]

Ok i love this

[@jaysal7454]

Jay Allen When did Pam do that? I don’t remember it

[@Leotastick]

5:03 I mean I saw a subway ad poster and it really said " *we could only afford half an ad* " And it was literally cut in half-

[@Leotastick]

I can get a link if y'all want Saw it on a bus

[@boredsandwich_2]

​@@Leotastick yes

[@Omi_Lozano]

You can't have my baby ? Try again or Divorce

[@chimkennugget9771]

nomi lozano what about pee in her mouth

[@Billibab]

@ King Henry VIII

[@rohanmorningstar7795]

@@Billibab wonderful addition

[@siennakacmarynski7051]

1st option:25 gems

[@aicirhayden]

Spoiled my rewatch yesterday, I thought you were doing one of your “reviewing my legal options” already. Glad all is good Danny!!!

[@gamerboykai9230]

Lol

[@kawaiibunnyarcade4172]

aicirhayden same

[@theartsydork8902]

Same!

[@rock-hv1hi]

same i thought he got copyrighted

[@paranoiarpincess]

Um... wrong channel... that's Drew.

[@yourfbiagent7997]

As a guitar player, I can confirm my life has gone downhill due to learning to play the guitar

[@ellavanderzwaag4213]

Same

[@egg3143]

I knew it

[@TwinkleStarLemonFruit]

Are you listening to my singing in the car via my phone? And if so do you like it?

[@Dxs4all]

Ad: This game is super addicting!"" Person in ad: "I can't stop playing this game, I'm super addicted!" Me: ......"Okay now I'm definitely never going to download that game, because that sounds like a serious problem that you should definitely talk to somebody about."