Skyrim - Top 5 Bandit Bosses

[@kradonkragon2151]

I did not know, that some bandits were so stupid, that they kidnap the dragonborns wife/husband and tell you where there camp is. I definitely have to see that myself

[@agabe3104]

Kradon Kragon you know what's even worse a bandit who steals your sweet rolls cause the guards have to deal with it XD

[@MELISSAO2592]

ME TO... I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO HAPPEN!!!

[@empire-classfirenationbatt2691]

I am yet to get this quest, though I don't see how my warrior wife who also happens to be a vampire couldn't handle it haha

[@sokumotanaka9271]

Oh man that was a fun time for my dargonborn. archmage spell sword duel summon Kharjo decked out And I literally left home to look for something. Imagine their surprise when the dragonborn comes riding on a dragon that something I was looking for buring them to death then landing and turning them to dust, summoning creatures to rend their flesh watching the dragon kill some and fly away then saving my wife who fought alongside me. Before this I was steadily losing interest in skyrim and that brought me back.. And watching my friend play skyrim and bandits kidnapping his lydia and watching lydia kill ing the chief inside like I love watvhing skilled npc destroy bandits.

[@Graenolf]

For real! I actually spent so long trying to get it to happen but it wouldn't (I guess it's fairly rare?). Needless to say I watched footage of it and tried to replicate it, haha.

[@sithis36]

When I killed Deeja, I raised her and had her fight her brother, the brother won but was fatally wounded and was able to be killed with ease. Never double cross a master necromancer, especially when your family is involved

[@maximaldinotrap]

I would have dead thralled both after that for poetic justice lol.

[@ledanoir1239]

Thats savage xd

[@Trephining]

Fatally wounded and yet had to be killed, even with ease, that’s confusing

[@clamchowder622]

​@@TrephiningI caught that too

[@sumguy12345etc]

Dude I love the storytelling way you speak in these Skyrim videos. It's truly a very unique, refreshing, new thing to KZbin, rather than speaking monotone into your microphone, "Helloeverybodytodaywewillbelistingthetop5soulgemsinskyrimnumber5..." boring as hell. You? You actually go into telling a story with each one. Very, very nice.

[@dagothur6238]

Poetic similes

[@kadyvoss4589]

It makes me laugh so much

[@solaire_ofastora3]

This kid gets it

[@duskianfae]

I just found this chanel, years later, and have been looking for a comment like this. He sounds like a talented and passionate game master. Would love to be able to play an rpg with someone like him!

[@generaltullius4511]

*Top 5 barrels.*

[@windhelmguard3016]

My wife got stolen but she was standing on the deck and I "rescued" her. That was probably the easiest rescue mission ever.

[@cashflow559]

You stole my wife? Red lightsaber time...

[@33GLOCK]

😂

[@playerzero7890]

Commence order 69

[@nics129]

Nah, wife stolen? Time to grab a new one!

[@Techhunter_Talon]

Important Bandit Life Lesson #1: DO NOT ABDUCT THE WIFE OR HUSBAND OF A LEGENDARY HERO. Especially if said hero has the backing of at least a pair of the dragons who they can call at a moment's notice, have multiple Daedric Artifacts in their possession, and are able to kill just by Shouting at their enemies.

[@AmadisLFE]

Me: "There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity, and what you've done is not bravery in the slightest bit." *insert Fus ro dah follower by massacre*

[@maximaldinotrap]

Especially if one of the two dragons is undead.

[@ShayantheProgamer]

These bandit bosses would have had a better chance at defeating the Dragonborn, if they just hid in barrels.

[@greencheese1018]

*YES*

[@VeryEvilGM]

Like rieklings?

[@basketmode3131]

To the tree bridge

[@bagpipegaming]

On a tree bridge

[@bagpipegaming]

@@basketmode3131 Damn it you had the same idea

[@bananaboy8416]

My first experience with pinewatch was great... I was playing ok survival mode and It was very early in the game for me. I only had steel weapons and fur armor to protect against the cold. I was hungry and tired so stumbled in to the nearest building to me; pinewatch cabin. I went in and I immediately heard the man speaking below and the loud winds ( loud for inside a house). I murdered the man and slept in the bed to regain my strength. I spent about two days in the cabin before I decided it was time to move on. I gathered up my things and started walking up the stairs until I remembered the note I had read about the wine behind the cabinet and I realized that the wind was there for a reason. I began to search for a way to open the cabinet until I happened upon the button and it swung open revealing a dark cave. Instinctively, I scrambled in prepared for a fight, and I fight I got. I dealt with all the enemies down there and I felt at rest again. It scared me that I had slept right above a tribe of murderous savages without even knowing it. I ended up with a large profit for my troubles and never came back.

[@renaxakai3]

In all my hours of playing Skyrim, I've never had my spouse taken. Must have been hard to get that quest to start.

[@lastfebruary]

it only happens if you have the hearthfire dlc. if you do have it then yeah it may be hard

[@alyxengrae6462]

It almost started for me once but I got to my house right at the same time as the bandit and me being simple minded, I see bandit, I kill it. I found the random note on the body and since then my husband Marcurio has been extremely glitchy and I had to start a new

[@uku5252]

@Sean Whitham take care of your family

[@anthonyvillella9796]

@uku we’re a couple of fools for replying on a comment from two years ago 😔

[@uku5252]

@@anthonyvillella9796 can't argue with that lol.. How are you btw?

[@__KXNG__]

OMFG IVE BEEN LIVIN AT THE FALKREATH LAKEHOUSE for MONTHS I never wanted to invade those ppls privacy in Pinewatch but the ENTIRE they been INVADING MINE with tunnels UNDER MY FUCKING HOUSE

[@Trephining]

Check the deed, there is a very good chance that you did not acquire the mineral rights to the property, probably just the surface rights. The airspace above doesn’t belong to you either.

[@GoofyFang]

When listening to you I always find myself putting in Skyrim. Every time even if it's been a long while...Thank you:)

[@msd2271]

same, this man got me into it once more. My redguard character lies waiting for me...

[@thepolishastronaut7940]

i can imagine Jeff The Dragonborn (as i have named him) wandering through a cave in Skyrim, with Graenolf describing one of the upcoming bandit bosses to me as Jeff enters combat with him

[@TheExaltedPharaoh]

Mr.Smiles you're welcome

[@richhartnell6233]

Aye me as well

[@jackherman8467]

MY GOD IT'S A JEDI!

[@arnauddika]

Jack the Gestapo "I AM the arriw in the knee"

[@TheAusar]

Well seems like he had the high ground

[@blackrose201]

Jack Herman what mod is he using for the lightsabers?

[@holliewhite9471]

If you take all loot of the ship ther won't be loot from the ship at the last point ther won't any loot at last point

[@therabbitplays4154]

A Sith if your a vampire lord

[@chief1533]

You did a top 5 barrels for both skyrim and fallout many moons ago, well how bout a top 5 beds?

[@johnrayordas]

Jonathan Mendoza *THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN*

[@Lanoira13]

Okay, but not even a meme, I would unironically love this. If not beds, top 5 bedrooms/master bedrooms would be cool.

[@tsugumi455]

But beds are not worthy to be near BARRELS

[@jayferguson1559]

Jonathan Mendoza, are there not only two types of beds? The basic beds and the bedrolls. I’m not actually sure, though.

[@therowan8704]

@@jayferguson1559 those stone slabs in markarth

[@sarahmcclain5390]

Love the video. I really enjoy your story telling abilities. They give a wonderful image and add a lot to your videos. Well done

[@jazza3529]

Wahoo! Glad to hear from you Graenolf!

[@Graenolf]

Whoo! Sorry for slower uploads, I'm working on a short film right now : ) Gonna be fun.

[@ariellesowle5334]

I love these videos. Especially the barrels. They may be hidden... But I will them find. And I will worship them.

[@musicmaiden7011]

I'll help ya!!

[@ariellesowle5334]

Arrow 2017 Good! How about... Next Loredas?

[@musicmaiden7011]

Arielle Sowle I'll try my hardest!!

[@ariellesowle5334]

Arrow 2017 Ok! Me too!

[@bluewarbler9034]

You are, without a doubt, the most immersive Skyrim youtuber I've ever seen. You single-handedly got me to reinstall Skyrim and its attendant mods. Impressive, considering that it's been upwards of a year since I played it.

[@ComicinvestigatorYT]

Your storytelling is always fun to listen to.

[@lacorbeau]

i absolutely love your narration. you're imaginative and hilarious! keep going :D skyrim is one of my all time favorite games

[@alexanderfleming2453]

dude the way you narrate is so well done, watching these vids are dope

[@kaylynthetroodontid5439]

I love how he casually monologues while wielding modded light sabres like it's a normal thing, lmao.

[@rictuserectus6686]

Dude, you are my favorite youtuber of all time right now. I love the colorful way you weave sentences! You should write a book, I’d read it without hesitation!

[@timruberts4724]

I feel like I'm watching a tv show or documentary. I love your commentary style man keep it up its really entertaining

[@Graenolf]

: )

[@elissalesse8320]

pleaseee never stop making these videos !! they're my favorite thing ever and keep me going more thn i can even say

[@Yive.]

Oof... he stopped:(

[@Benjamenho]

Nice storytelling! really special to listen to :)

[@pricefieldforever8705]

YEAH! More Graenolf! You should do top 5 hardest dungeons or hares cities to kill everyone in!

[@Scruffy-mj7xy]

10:29 that dodge was amazing espically the kill.

[@nukaberry447]

I love how you make little stories out of these

[@JonatasMonte]

Wow, I don't think I needed to see a semi naked argonian

[@Al-hu1yh]

Just when I was wanting another skyrim video of yours, here it is. Thank you

[@canedo9104]

Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce....the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungas.

[@cowboypatrick77]

But as it turns out that may be what you get a 4-channer uploaded a picture of his feet in 2 plastic bins of lettece

[@thesamurialianderp2937]

When the bandits kidnap your wife Bandits:why do I hear boss music?

[@stephenrog4466]

Does anyone else feel that the guy is getting more insane with each video

[@skamakaziiw7947]

your commentary is top notch my guy

[@KadeFields]

OYFUM

[@jackpowers3120]

OYFUM- Pumpkinmaster e.x.e

[@VAULT-TEC_INC.]

What does “OYFUM” mean? 🤨

[@indracleo]

look up oyfum in the urban dictionary i dare you

[@VAULT-TEC_INC.]

Vanessa Tate I did that before I posted. Wasn’t any help.

[@ClipCultCrew]

Pumpkinmaster e.x.e I

[@yumyumsprinkles3485]

OYFUM!

[@miguelnb1585]

Oyfum

[@tron.6041]

Oyfum

[@Drifter-EU]

Oyfum

[@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode]

Waifu

[@ericparra3661]

Oh no its a jedi

[@peachyjam9440]

It's a shit

[@IC-23]

Only Sith deal in absolutes

[@Charlie-rn8lv]

itsa me mario

[@jessiethenerd3539]

I keep thinking you're going to run out of ideas, but then another video is uploaded. Color me impressed!

[@ramblingrynamight5164]

You married a minor isnt that illegal?

[@Graenolf]

+1

[@jackmehov5788]

ryan fall in the words of Duke Nukem from Time to Kill, looks like it time for miner 69er lol

[@morthalcityguard5467]

*I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid*

[@markarthcityguardTM]

*Fear not. Come dragon or giant, we'll be ready.*

[@memeoverlord6810]

FBI OPEN UP

[@ComettYT]

Man few videos get me attached to watch them from start to finish and then leaving me wanting even more of this type of content, but you did such an amazing work wow, I'm gonna binge watch more of your vids XD

[@Graenolf]

Thanks bro! Glad you’re watching : )

[@slantslicky1632]

Yay im not the only one who married sylgia

[@braydonsteedman4761]

slaNt slicky I only marry sylgia

[@faddishname2287]

slaNt slicky muiri and sylgja are the only ones I marry they really are the best looking

[@manosipos9835]

Me too!

[@okalosomylos780]

Same here. One of the few marriage candidates who can be abducted by Rochelle's gang and be turned into a vampire in _Dawnguard_ . Even though our mother-in-law, Annekke Crag-Jumper, is even hotter. She left Verner Rock-Chucker to become my steward in Lakeview Manor (and sometimes follower). I thank Todd Howard for the elusive mother-daughter combo.

[@muffpuff5632]

George Washington Entertainment Jesus Christ horni man

[@cracksells6173]

Is it just me, or does the way he narrates videos like this feel like an adventurer's journal you find in Skyrim? 😂 I love it.

[@shinyumbreon696]

I am a simple person. I see Graenolf, I click.

[@johnbargsten872]

You should write books or something like that, cause damn, you sounded really told your story of killing the bandits well. And I mean you made a video on 5 barrels a great one. You're doing a great job, keep it up!

[@violet_lantern89]

Rochelle kidnapped my husband Vilkas so I was there like "how?"

[@JuanCarlos-sq4vf]

Amy Ice Rose paralyze spells

[@violet_lantern89]

Juan Carlos possibly

[@okalosomylos780]

Surprisingly, it is possible: en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Bandit_Attack#Notes

[@violet_lantern89]

O Kalos O Mylos cool

[@okalosomylos780]

She can kidnap Vilkas, but not e.g. Viola Giordano. Apparently her spinster nagging is insufferable.

[@lumeme9352]

Graenolf: *Talks about the Dragonborn's spouse being kidnapped* Me: *_DASHING TO THE CAVE WHERE THEY TOOK REYVEN_*

[@flowster9412]

Wake waka thx for uploading

[@Celestial_Wing]

Whoa, I knew there was a Bandit living next door to my place in Pinewatch, but I had no idea my Manor was built right smack on top of an underground Bandit lair!

[@katiebug080592]

“Crazy enough to STEAL THE DRAGONBORN’S WIFE!” Yeah not great idea was it?

[@EmiDSnake]

I love your narrative skills, you can create a lot new stories to the land of Skyrim ;)

[@Graenolf]

Cheers brotha

[@sircrimsonwolf7492]

The Skinner boss is sometimes a woman or man.

[@christophervestin6250]

Dude your videos just keep getting better and better

[@spacemanlumar3947]

The bears like garages ...they don’t like space ships to the space ships I go pew pew

[@nathanboucher7923]

Ha! I get it

[@jacksonstephens9765]

Graenolf has THE best videos ab Skyrim on the internet. UNDISPUTED

[@clovedking4516]

I just killed krev at level 32. And for me she was a girl.

[@JuanCarlos-sq4vf]

Blood Tail me too I was level 19

[@faddishname2287]

Blood Tail same it has only been a dude 2 or 3 times I was really surprised when krev was a dude the first time

[@beth4426]

I love your commentary !!

[@erickumbhani]

Please do another “Deep Talk About Life”

[@leon117re4]

Bro your story telling skills are actually really good

[@agabe3104]

Hey man love your vids

[@forforkssake30]

251 bandits disliked O.o love love LOVE your way of storytelling. after all these new videos of increasing insanity (not a complaint ;) ) i felt nostalgic and wanted to come back to the beginning of my graenolf-journey - was not disappointed :)

[@dagothur2666]

Love the vids plz do a top 5 Raider Bosses fallout 4 plz

[@brancobogaert7966]

DRAGON LORD I think that was already made

[@JokesOnYah]

always love those side commentaries and creative dialogues

[@Nishan4You]

Is there a mod where that annoying-game breaking-insta-potion healing can be altered? Man,that sucks!

[@aengusdedanann181]

Greanolf I like your voice and narration mix, they fit together so well your like a god!

[@r.j.penfold]

Does he have a Star Wars mod on or something? Ah who cares. All I know is this dude would make an EXCELLENT DM

[@Sowbugz]

I thought that too!

[@basketmode3131]

If only these bandit bosses brought him To the TREE BRIDGE

[@MELISSAO2592]

I loved this video... You looked so bad ass you dragon born jedi with your light sabers and shit.. It is jedi and light sabers right??? 😄😁😂

[@inflatablemattress2]

You sound like you're so much fun. I love watching your videos

[@miles6283]

0/10 no Solidus Snakeus references

[@ZeroCanalX]

"It's a treason then"

[@kassieraine110]

Those Raider, I mean BANDIT bosses are tough.

[@Mr.Xarxes]

First view, first like, first comment. True brigandry, wouldn't you say?

[@changedusername159]

Skyward Bound bye

[@DrDrCr4zy]

graenolf has real anakin energy in this one... and it is not because of the lightsabers

[@creeper45gaming29]

OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM

[@changedusername159]

Creeper45 gaming stolen comment

[@changedusername159]

Creeper45 gaming from cheese cake queen

[@augurofnyarlathotep5051]

OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM OYFUM

[@sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17]

WHAT DOES THAT MEEEAAANNNN

[@johnsonl82]

Love you GRAENOLF keep up the great work. OYFUM.

[@Graenolf]

Caperton

[@evannewell3335]

.....o y f u m.....

[@StormCrownSr]

Oh You Fucking Ungrateful Midget?

[@shadowarcher2443]

I do enjoy the passion in your words, keep on doing what your doing

[@zwhaat8833]

OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@joubinlee3944]

I absolutely love the sound that is played when the next fact number shows.

[@FalLenpug]

I kill bandits in 5 seconds no lie #OYFUM

[@changedusername159]

Pug Man or less

[@FalLenpug]

fnafguy fnaffan yeah

[@changedusername159]

Pug Man XD

[@johnsonl82]

Pug Man I can install kill them they are weak.

[@paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586]

Pug Man i guess you play on novice

[@shogunhasyourmoney]

Is it just me, or can Graenolf be the greatest storyteller/poet ever?

[@stretchedapart]

FIRST 100

[@changedusername159]

rip.antiseptic eye yeah

[@juanpaco3226]

KK

[@ZiegenMann72]

This guys commentary is always on point

[@ethanmaxwell4305]

I'm glad you made a new Skyrim video

[@MrPizza237]

My man love your vids man dont stop doing them

[@TomboyGirlfriend]

I will never get over how therapeutic your voice sounds

[@sixxlys]

That tick analogy was strangely poetic and beautiful.

[@b.6733]

im so glad im not the only one still playing skyim in 2018!!!! and ur videos are so entertaining like listening to someone read a story and omg just 10/10 videos!!!!

[@Yive.]

You still playing?

[@b.6733]

@@Yive. yep...idk if ill ever escape this game

[@Yive.]

@@b.6733 lol. It’s my favourite game by far

[@skjoldmadn2073]

When I finished the Companions questline Skjor somehow came back to life and acted like I was still a recruit. I was naturally confused, i saw him in the chair and was like "weren't you supposed to be dead?" So I console command killed him and all was good for a few days real time and then I came back again and he was sleeping in his room? guess he's just there now

[@michaellorenzana8002]

You should do a Skyrim lets play with no combat mods. Ive watched about 50 of your vids this week and i am a hardcore skyrim player. But you are one of the few youtubers id actually watch play this great game.

[@stephenrobertson3305]

Dude I watch 3 of ur videos n ya jokes n puns got me sold bout to subscribe now

[@Graenolf]

Thanks Stephen : )

[@beckbusch8201]

I'm not gonna lie, I first thought the role-playing. Narration was a bit cringey, but now I actually really like it. It adds to the video a lot, and makes for a better experience than most list videos.

[@LilGoopyGuy_]

Someone stole my wife? *WE TAKE THIS TO THE TREE BRIDGE*

[@Yive.]

LOL

[@owenboger7385]

Damn I just thought this was just gonna be like every other top 5 but that commentary made this vid fucking lit. +1 subscriber

[@sibrechtmoens7540]

Is about to watch a movie at 2:40 am. Oyfum a new upload!

[@fornax4676]

Dude, I love those lightsabers. The soul gem holders as part of the hilt is such a cool idea.

[@thatswagguy8843]

*Graenolf killing deeja* Me: lizard with boobs

[@chandlercunningham9834]

I like how he accuses the argonian of wearing skimpy clothing, even though he installed the mod😂

[@bambi.1imb0]

YET NOT A OYFUM WAS UTTERED. NOT ONCE. YOU HAVE FORSAKEN THY EARS, FOR THE HOLY GRACE OF THE OYFUM WAS ALL I HAD TO TURN TO. OH GOD, GRAENOLF, HEAR MY PLEADS

[@AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon]

Funny story for me with Captain Havgar. Falk Firebeard gave me a side quest at the Broken Oar Grotto where the Blackblood Mauraders were, so at some point I went there and did that quest, only to notice I was near the Lighthouse for Lights Out! Well, it wasnt until I killed Deeja the next day and saw that her brother went to Broken Oar Grotto that I read Havgars Journal and noticed the names of the people he worked with. I then proceeded to walk through my previous kills to find Jaree-ra alone.

[@motazfawzi2504]

I feel like brandishing the power of OYFEM... 8:39