NELK Is A Menace To Society - Content Court

[@ryanboins4970]

Wow, that full size war hammer looks like a tiny child’s gavel in Ethan’s gargantuan grips.

[@TylerMcWilliam]

you don't even pack chew

[@T3hS14ppy]

They can't keep getting away with pinning slander.

[@pldjdjdcouclekrn9177]

I dislike black people

[@hambones59]

@@pldjdjdcouclekrn9177 everyone dislikes you

[@PurplePatterson87]

Nice comment steal

[@beekay700]

Please make shaq saying “delete me from this conversation” a sound byte hahahaha

[@jordanbeaulieu3093]

Run up the likes on this it’s a necessity

[@busterkeaton3]

PLEASE LMAO

[@beekay700]

@@jordanbeaulieu3093 all fax

[@YahyaKhashaba]

I missed it :( timestamp please?

[@samnkayjay]

@@YahyaKhashaba 35:48

[@lincolnexists5918]

I like how AB looked like the slick young rookie last time and now looks like a he’s been worn down by the profession

[@Camibug]

😂😂

[@DerbeTeresa]

This is an underrated comment…really good

[@camscott696]

@@DerbeTeresa i was just about to say the same thing lmao

[@allip2modsaresimpingdiscor284]

Hanging with annoying middle age men will do that to you

[@Kigoz4Life]

The clout gobbling takes a toll on ya

[@ShayDaawg]

Dan looks like he's boutta knock on the door of a bachelorette party like "Someone called for the looong arm of the law"

[@nelm7526]

[@poloniusfilth7178]

Can't unsee it now - wish I woulda waited til the end of the video before checking comments

[@diane9812]

Yaaaaaaas

[@PamsPrettyPlants]

🥳

[@chelseahardrick9362]

😂😂

[@MachineBone]

“He shot megan thee stallion in the foot” “That was a full send moment.” “He full sent her ass to the hospital“ 20:41

[@bbrriiaannaa]

This literally had me laughing for too long 😭😂😂

[@katz5156]

I legit laughed so hard when AB said that

[@aleco678]

Tory lanez 🐐

[@TTodd8]

Her friend did it she just want to frame someone she abused

[@violet7583]

@@aleco678 you’re twisted

[@jimbothompkins]

I love how Love's little pedestal raised up for his honor.

[@Culled]

100%

[@dellarae]

Love is adorable.

[@yogadork_namaste]

So sweet 😋

[@PeacefulPagoda]

Oh my god, that is incredible!

[@AaronJL]

I died when his little monitor raised up. 🤣🤣🤣

[@maryannevirginia9155]

the “prank” asking the woman if she wanted to buy some black tar heron definitely made me angry- and then finding out that she has a child in drug rehab at that very moment in time. i cannot imagine how she must’ve felt the rest of the day and night. one stupid comment can really really mess someone up. how cruel

[@freshstart747]

It was just a joke

[@llic0307]

@@freshstart747 who’s laughing?

[@acdesegurgels8663]

She shouldnt go out if she gets triggered like a sjw

[@SupaTrupa8]

@@acdesegurgels8663 8 year old?

[@czopik95]

@@acdesegurgels8663 get out of here nelk fanboys.

[@Rebzieify]

LOVE CC! But with peace and love, WE NEED IAN AS DEFENSE TEAM! He brings the most bizarre but convincing arguments. Doesn’t even have to be AI Ian. Don’t get me wrong, zach did great but we NEVER get enough Mr Verified!

[@jotaech]

Zach did great for this one though, shout out to his family

[@Rebzieify]

@@jotaech don’t get me wrong he def did! We just don’t get enough Ian as it is❤️

[@mifi97]

@@punkchris I also feel like he has to be pretty tuned into the conversation to be able to switch so quickly. Might be hard to participate when you’re that concentrated

[@chipswithdrip6922]

Agreed! More Ian!

[@haleydarko2989]

I agree! but this defense was very on brand for Zac..

[@dat_dudedustin1823]

I love hearing dan laugh his ass off in the background, and then it cuts to him like a minute later and he's back to being the stone-faced bailiff 😂

[@brokeboy2025]

“What are you Michael Jackson?” Ian: *cuts to AB*

[@kelseyevans1268]

lmaoooo

[@throast7247]

AB: 🤐

[@kaylamarie8784]

🤣 i’m glad someone else noticed that lol

[@luffy101311]

1:23:36

[@baileyphipps4529]

i always forget ian does cameras so that made that part even better 💀🤣

[@jennacrack]

Totally agree that it should be more like the old content court, AB and Zach should present their arguments and Ethan shouldn't be aware of the content until they film

[@MR-nb2wi]

Yeah and AI Ian

[@zjadacz_agrestu420]

Yes!

[@addmin5487]

Yes, not this bastardised version

[@LizNeptune]

I don’t like Zach in it at all lol AI Ian is funnier

[@MeMe-pj8ve]

I’ve never experienced a bailiff have so much input during a court case.

[@mallorynicole7355]

That’s why he makes the big bucks 😌 lmao

[@mandarinD]

Guess you haven't seen Caught in Providence

[@nickdaboii]

Lmao. This comment is making the whole thing funnier. Ty.

[@ethanambrose192]

Neither has anyone else

[@MeMe-pj8ve]

@@mandarinD I’ve heard of it but I can’t remember the bailiff being so educated on the cases, he had almost similar weight in a case as the judge.

[@idk-ee7jn]

all of my worst ex's (who I later realized hated women), used to subject me to these videos. I can confirm that the nelk boys have created absolute menaces to society.

[@Ah-fb8pc]

Or maybe it was you... I'd be willing to bet it was you that had more effect than nelk

[@jamesmendoza456]

​@@Ah-fb8pc found the Nelk boy

[@curefied]

are you nuts lol?

[@DunkiesGirlAgain]

The main difference between this newer generation of 'pranks' and older ones like Jackass, is the new gen prank other people, where as I remember Johnny Knoxville (iirc) saying they generally only prank themselves or each other and when they're in public it's more or less just using people as witnesses, it was never mean-spirited to pedestrians.

[@jonnyskasa49]

very true

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

Agreed. The people being pranked were never the subject of the video. It was by the people doing the prank, showing off their talents. But these guys have NO discernible talents so they have to ruin strangers days and make them uncomfortable.

[@screwselfrestraint]

Johnny Knoxville is a gift. These Chadnadians could never.

[@HP-sq2fp]

@@Alexandra_Wolf this! The butt of these “prank” jokes is hahahaha look how uncomfortable this random person is isn’t that hilarious, like no, no it isn’t 😂

[@lizmarrin8676]

thisssss like nelk hides behind ‘well we look dumb we drink and act gay so its on us🤪” when in reality its just “hey look at these people giving proper reactions to douchebags acting like douchebags”

[@Evansux1301]

Personally I like to imagine that love is literally sitting on Dan’s shoulder

[@AbbiZika]

I will never unsee it now 😆

[@KattiKitty202]

Someone needs to make fanart of that

[@maxfield15]

Same dog. He’s like a little bird sitting on dans shoulder. That’s what I always thought lol

[@PoisonCreosote]

Same! I see Love as Dans cheeky conscience on his left shoulder

[@homeslices3]

that's comforting

[@Njlove050296]

"He full sent her ass to the hospital" ABSOLUTE GOLD AB

[@skullingtonfx4441]

That was a good one 😂🤣

[@TheGogogogogogo]

Timestamp?

[@sierragreen5]

underrated comment from AB this ep!!!!

[@SoCloseToToast]

AB has solid 1 liners or call backs that make me crack up. Same with Zack

[@unBEARable7]

20:54 for the comment 20:43 for the context

[@samj3749]

I recently rewatched them Steve-O h3 interview and he talks all about how a main factor of the jackass pranks is that the public aren’t the butt of the joke and they aren’t mean spirited, and how so many KZbin pranks seems to be the opposite of this. Feel like NELK fully encapsulates just being douches and making the general public and often low-paid worker’s annoyed for their own entertainment

[@Cobbido]

some of LoveLiveServe pranks were about making themselves look like fools or embarrassing themselves, and JStudios were all about that. Edbassmaster was good at that too.

[@Jennifer-cw4kh]

I think Steve-o hangs out with them or was in one of their videos

[@MilkInTheBowl]

This is mostly true though the skits in Japan during the first film make me cringe as an adult.

[@MissDancingllama]

This is so true. I can't remember where I heard it but I always remember this quote that a GOOD prank will do nothing to its target other than make them feel like they've gone insane. Just For Laughs Gags does an amazing job at this. One of my favs is when they wait for ppl to go into a portapotty and then they move a trailer w a business meeting so the door to the potty opens up to the meeting when they come out. Ppl are SO confused and its genuinely hilarious for everyone

[@akimboslice9867]

dave england literally took a fat fuckin shit in the display toilet of a local hardware store, but youre telling me the public is never the butt (lol) of the joke? Im not even a nelk fan, i grew up on jackass. i just find that a bit contradictory

[@ungracefullyhere]

I need Ethans wig to get more and more elaborate with every content court video

[@inkakoutna7155]

I need him to look like Trixie Mattel by the next court and Lady Bunny the next

[@EmeraldEyes3713]

Just larger and larger and the sides and back longer and longer every time 😂

[@HartleiStansbury7]

HAHA

[@HartleiStansbury7]

@@EmeraldEyes3713 and curlier lolol

[@laylacupidity7195]

Ethan looks like Dolly Parton, with manly hands of course.

[@trueshipsxxx2018]

Why is this so accurate, tho? Can't unsee it now 😬

[@deanmoriarty6015]

@@AxxLAfriku hey have you cracked 5k views yet?

[@TheKingOfBeans]

He looks like Liberace, if Liberace was in the beegees

[@lukewarmape603]

I love the idea of a judge plugging his merch before court is in session and the whole courtroom just sitting in silence while he does his sponsor reads randomly throughout the trial

[@omgbaxtergames]

I’m cracking up at this thought, thank you haha

[@henri1_96]

I love it!

[@sinfulxsociety]

True capitalism

[@manrique420]

Dan looks like he’s about to pop up at a Bachelorette party lol

[@benjafelih536]

Dont want to hate on Zach, he does a good job, but AI Ian is really hard to top.

[@Hollylovesgreen]

Yeah I dont think Zach really fit the part very well here, AI Ian was the best

[@benjafelih536]

I'm really glad content court is back tho

[@popcandy44]

Yeah I definitely miss AI Ian. That's what I was most excited for honestly

[@itsnelii1]

I was so disappointed that AI Ian wasn’t in this one, he made the show 🥺

[@Snoopy_Bluewater]

Omg ur pfp is depressed penguin ,I’m sorry you had to see that too 😔

[@lio7076]

I loved the: Dan: "They cant be president, they are canadian" ... Ethan: "and also degenerates" 😂

[@ascarcelle1]

Didn’t stop trump lol 😂

[@dangerousd1312]

didn't stop half the Presidents lol

[@jonathanquezada1578]

@@NANA-qe8np and a

[@RaggedyAnnWins]

too bad only one of them is canadian

[@10nazz]

@@RaggedyAnnWins 4 of them are Canadian? Wtf

[@majamanadotexe744]

that one guy punching him in the face after sneezing on him satisfied me to no end. I want a compilation of them getting beat in retaliation to make up for the suffering I had to go through watching the cringe pranks

[@colbicolbiWTF]

yesssssssssssssssssss! im a pacifist but i loved it lol

[@colbicolbiWTF]

sneezing on someone in a deadly pandemic honestly i would call attempted murder... 7 yrs in prison min.

[@bogw1tch]

@@colbicolbiWTF something like that happened here in the UK, pretty some someone coughed on a bus driver who then got covid as a result and passed away:(

[@GuappoZaccagnino]

@@colbicolbiWTF you're so detached from society and soft af

[@nocksar744]

@@GuappoZaccagnino what? Sounded like you just repeated a line that someone said to you instead lmfao??

[@jordandroid]

Love's little tablet moving up a couple centimetres when everybody 'rises for the honorable judge' is LEGIIIIT

[@sharkedforlife4075]

thank you that fuckin killed me

[@OMalley1203]

Thank you! I would have never caught that!

[@tomcuthbert-sayers1451]

ngl, but Ethan being both judge and prosecution seems to be a conflict of interest, with peace and love

[@reallyriley123]

Its at least not as bad as reality of our local jail (which is owned by the judges)

[@shannap.lawnerd8107]

Good observation, sir. 🧐👏🏽 Definitely COI, I would recommend recusal of the prosecution/judge 👨🏻‍⚖️, filing a complaint with the Bar in that state, & sanctions relevant to the misconduct in this case- if it does please the Court, Your Honor. Ty for letting me nerd out here. 🤓😜😅😉👌🏽 Be blessed. 😎🤘🏽💋🔮⚖️

[@stevensgarage6451]

Its not PG with a positive message at the end

[@_BangDroid_]

Too right. This is a Content Kangaroo Court

[@D348-p1y]

Conflict of interest? Sounds like a full send. 💯

[@bonbonnybon]

The fact that these guys idea of a party is just a crowd of people screaming and Dan getting genuinely annoyed by it is the funniest thing I've seen

[@pillowmaker9861]

Dan literally gets annoyed with everything and this is the most common comment I see “the fact Dan is getting annoyed is the funniest thing I seen”

[@m00nrac00n]

With that costume aswell. Its perfect. Party Police...literally

[@vloppysagina]

@@pillowmaker9861 It's exhausting watching this dude get annoyed at EVERYTHING. He definitely falls into the, "I'm too cool for school" category.

[@butteredtoast2473]

@@vloppysagina I mean that's accurate 'cause he's mentioned several times that he almost failed High school.

[@akillen77]

@@vloppysagina Dan is cool but he's a total hipster

[@oliviaprothero]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING A CONTENT COURT ON THIS FINE THURSDAY (but where is PC Hila?)

[@Piggy-0145]

He said it was comin on the last stream, but I didn’t think it would come today either 🔥

[@orangepie9462]

Fine indeed

[@claudio_wild]

Honestly i like rare and unexpected Content Court, just sprinkled throughout

[@PurplePatterson87]

They literally told us it was coming

[@Camibug]

@@Piggy-0145 they said it would be uploaded today too

[@hw2758]

Finally, someone's talking about this. I used to watch these guys in highschool and their basically raising a whole generation.

[@loserweezerfan8065]

a few years ago i also used to watch them genuinely disappoints me💀

[@stanleywhitehughes]

@The Wise Let's be honest NELK and H3 have similar audiences, young people wanting to get manipulated and wanting to buy made in China T-shirts, this is just 2 t shirt selling companies having a lil competition, nothing wrong on either end imho

[@iGL0B]

@@stanleywhitehughes what?

[@iGL0B]

@@stanleywhitehughes one consistently promotes drug/alcohol abuse in every video among many other toxic things while also promoting harassment frat culture.

[@oddshi]

@@loserweezerfan8065 as long as you dont anymore. Just shows uve grown :)

[@gamingscrudley5118]

I think this show would work better if Ethan didn’t watch the videos before the episode and he let Zach and AB introduce the evidence

[@bradlupien2770]

No, because then Ethan would pause every 5 seconds

[@essesinryoutub]

Absolutely agree

[@emkultra2349]

@@TheLalalalani lol luv him for it

[@Hollylovesgreen]

@@bradlupien2770 thats how the old content court worked, and I think he was actually better that way. He pauses because he has already seen it and has pre-thought topics to talk about. When he hasn't seen the vids, he has to focus more. Its actually way better

[@garysanders8350]

Ethan is low energy af....the guy is barely awake

[@emclovin6962]

I never realized how badly I needed Hila in her cop costume until now

[@nebeuss1779]

I miss mother hila 💔

[@kristinehansen.]

Miss her too but Dan looks smoking hot in that uniform

[@kellym9190]

Badass bailiff alert! 🚨

[@Camibug]

Same

[@emclovin6962]

@@kristinehansen. that’s very true

[@ZaynabYT]

Zach defending NELK while clowning on them with soundbites is top tier

[@lunaam9343]

Truuuuue

[@BM-wh5qk]

They can appeal on the basis of improper counsel.

[@tonysoprano9754]

@@BM-wh5qk *nelk can appeal on basis of being genetically defunct*

[@bostontowny4life744]

I love how that guy who was talking to Shaq was complaining about women who use men for money, but all they literally talk about is how they objectify women and use them for sex.

[@ashg2895]

DAN: "All rise for the honorable Judge Ethan Klein" LOVE BOT: 💕🤖 ⬆️

[@tess..]

As a Canadian who has met a million of these guys, Zach is killing it with the vocab & outfits- just missing a water bottle to spit his chew into

[@tess..]

@@DeeStarForLove omg true

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

I thought Canadians were a nice group of people until I saw these man children. I’ve never heard anyone talk/act like this and hope to never see it again.

[@Tocinos]

@@Alexandra_Wolf east coast hockey bros are all alike

[@tess..]

@@Alexandra_Wolf I mean there’s some terrible people everywhere. None of the guys that Zach is imitating that I’ve personally met are anything close to being that awful. I was more commenting on the phrases, look, etc.

[@Stinabean]

I knew he was supposed to be Canadian the second I saw him. So perfect.

[@mery8680]

Its so charming how AB teases Zach about his Nelk boys jacket. They're like brothers lightly poking fun at eachother

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

CONTENT COURT IS BACK, BABYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[@chickenandksivideoreviewer9739]

Dawg your content was my childhood

[@razorback2u]

YEAAAAAH BABYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[@SouperMaruchan]

HELLLL YEAAA!!!!

[@SouperMaruchan]

I was sad when I saw they stopped content court. Glad it's back

[@lastdoritosbag960]

Wtf, you're still alive?

[@nicole8079]

shedder and alfredo need little attorney costumes

[@goblin53gan]

I think they need little prison uniforms as they await trial. You know they're guilty of something.

[@psychoslayer6808]

Or bailiff costumes

[@tiffanywolf1954]

@@goblin53gan I know it was you fredo

[@glumjosh]

@@tiffanywolf1954 you broke my hearttt

[@christmastiger]

Just like Dr. Leon the advogado cat!

[@spicypisces5477]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN….THE MOMENT WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

[@roachbag6969]

What after coffee an the other guys did a video an all the work fuck that

[@kiitoskusipää]

Petition to get h3 pod to revive the Content Court or A Closer Look, and have them do a Trisha episode

[@CvntyChupacabra]

Trisha episode no because it would upset hila. Revive content court and closer look in general is a yes

[@yeezyp39396]

Fr I love content court

[@wan]

I like Zach on defense but AB should be presenting the points, the dynamic between AB and Zach is already fun.

[@brittneyelliott1411]

Ijijjojj

[@16Craft82]

Totally agree! Zach VS AB as opposing council sounds so fun.

[@seanmoist5418]

Ethan’s hair is almost and big and vivacious as his splendid hands!

[@JB-es3ff]

😂😂😂 Great adjectives

[@devanclements3]

Honestly props to Ethan for making this. You're esposing people doing illegal shit that could easily retaliate. You the balls to do what's right, Respect

[@emems6620]

Ikr!!!! I hope those criminals get caught, they are horrible

[@bostontowny4life744]

You know what's weird? You'd think a group like this would be for 12 year olds. Like you'd think the bulk of their fanbase would be edgy preteens. But no, going by the look of their videos, the bulk of their fanbase are college aged GROWN MEN. That... that is just frightening.....

[@coxpb]

Dudes in college aren’t men

[@Marcus-ou4vy]

Nathaniel Cox well there is a reason why men in fraternities are called “frat boys”.

[@cshepard09]

you def voted for byron

[@sQuibleable]

@@cshepard09 who tf is Byron

[@chasmurphy1227]

Ethan 2021 is unironically someone Ethan 2015 would have made fun of in a video on his channel when he originally took off for actually being funny

[@batmanjeph]

I feel like I'm the only person who has never heard of the NELK boys. This will be educational.

[@carohysk]

Educational.. but i know my life was better before knowing them😭

[@batmanjeph]

@@carohysk Yep, just finished watching it and I've come to the same conclusion.😕

[@laxx4lifechey]

I saw the title and was like “who?!?!” And I’m certainly glad I didn’t know who they were smh🤦🏾‍♀️

[@christmastiger]

Unfortunately I did know about them only because of the bad things they'd done (pandemic ragers/gym protests/gambling) but I like to see the situation get boosted because they are all scum.

[@fendviyo]

I'm proud I've never seen these losers content, even if by accident lmao

[@Stefcia88]

I wish old format would stay, AB presenting the charges and AI Ian defending his client no matter what ! Also the judge is rocking that new wig !

[@Nicole-yf4hk]

AI Ian is definitely missed 😞

[@tuckerarm2]

I hope Ian comes back a little more. He’s defiantly one of my favorites

[@xBINARYGODx]

maybe they just want to point out how shitty someone is without any jokey defense - given, you know, those jokes are probably another person's reality. That said, you can do that responsibly and effectively, but it is a lot of work that might not be worth it. Or maybe they simply think the AI-Ethan joke has run its course.

[@sadgyaldem9933]

yeah hearing AI Ian come up with roundabout ways to defend people when they clearly were not deserving of it literally made it so much better lmao I think it bolsters the points even too because you literally have to watch him do mental gymnastics lol plus its not really Ian anyways, its AI Ian so he doesn't really mean it lmao

[@sadgyaldem9933]

@@xBINARYGODx watching him do the mental gymnastics to try and defend the people only made the people look worse imo lol he is literally bending logic to defend them and thats really evident therefore making the person on trial look at worse lol

[@karissaivet]

ngl I miss AI Ian, he was a great defense attorney!

[@mikejones2405]

There’s no such thing as a defendant attorney lol it’s a defense attorney

[@karissaivet]

@@mikejones2405 thanks Mike

[@gmartinez3559]

Mike Jones coming in with the negativity thanks mike

[@gmartinez3559]

@@karissaivet lo siento pinche Mike

[@karissaivet]

@@gmartinez3559 ya sé, perdón por no conocer todos los términos legales en inglés, Mike

[@haleighlame8137]

I don’t see any comments about it but 6ix9ine talking about beating his kids mom to a female interviewer made me actually sick to my stomach that whole story and situation was awful. 😐

[@lovinliverpool]

I know and he made it all about him too. Psychotic narcissist.

[@elliottbestt3238]

yes it made me so sick to my stomach.... i cant believe that someone would do something like that! assault is illegal and wrong he should have known better... and to talk to a WOMAN? about assault?! DISGUSTING women should never have to hear stories about punching :( it is bad to punch ppl

[@408treyvonn9]

It was funny

[@jaywalsh9730]

V

[@deanmoriarty6015]

content cop, leftovers, off the rails, h3tv, and after dark? there’s never been a better time to be an h3 viewer

[@Melissayylmao]

Content cop LOL

[@deanmoriarty6015]

@@Melissayylmao lmao whoops

[@lindemannethecat]

@@deanmoriarty6015 energetically aligned

[@lindboknifeandtool]

There have been better times to be an h3 viewer

[@deanmoriarty6015]

@@lindboknifeandtool i swear to god if you say “back when they made anti-sjw videos” i’m gonna laugh in your face

[@MissLightis]

Zach: *relives elementary school trauma* AB: "tragic..."

[@cvrlos583]

Trauma lol

[@lyfii]

more tragic than AB throwing up in front of 22 year old "kids" 😫

[@Lucas51397]

@@lyfii lmao. When AB was telling that story I was thinking he was like 16 or 17 hanging around some 18 or 19 year olds.

[@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x]

You should make Ethan's wig bigger and bigger each episode until it consumes him like Cousin It. ⚖️

[@bethdjohnson1]

I busted out laughing 🤣

[@ozlemkoc4960]

Please continue to do these, I get worried you guys will stop when it doesn't get as much attraction than other stuff. But I need this series in my life ❤️

[@tvurk]

We the people kindly request this court to reinstate A.I. Ian as everyone's favorite devil's advocate 👹

[@driftpunkmotorsport3852]

thank you thank you peace and love we want AI ian back

[@madelinerose1281]

yes please

[@kristinehansen.]

Yes

[@mewquegaming]

Same, but did something happen to AI Ian that is making them not use him? I am wondering why he wasn’t in this

[@Paul-tk5vb]

*“He full sent her ass to the hospital”* LMAO Ab that was pretty good

[@LizNeptune]

I’m sorry but I miss AI Ian as the defense attorney… He’s freaking hilarious!!!

[@joshentertainment2]

Scary

[@gatinho6248]

I'm sure they removed him just because ethan didn't like him

[@pooja_aggarwal]

@@gatinho6248 he definitely didn’t wanna do it Ethan would never

[@cornandcob2585]

@@gatinho6248 No, Ian was on vacation when they made this

[@nikhilvishnoi100]

im not sorry to have the same opinion. zach is a gifted sound lad but defence attorney is not his main, for sure.

[@Joeliepolieravioli]

Watching after the Bradley interview!

[@santiagoramirez5736]

Which Interview are you talking about?

[@MrBaldenegro]

I love how the judge is actually the prosecution.

[@tonysoprano9754]

That's how bad nelk clowns be

[@joshentertainment2]

You taking about the great ethan klein

[@pardeepdhaliwal9744]

There may be a bit of bias in this case

[@NarnianKat]

i love how the black backdrop of ethan’s robe brings out the beautiful details on his mesmerizingly large hands!

[@danielcoppock]

😂😂😂😂 how much did Ethan pay you!

[@bootje99]

i had to read your comment twice

[@YehNahYehAyy]

Kav Kav furiously taking notes on how to handle himself in court.

[@elizabethvilla9283]

Lmfaoooo

[@Etticos.]

Kav Kav thinkin’ about hiring Zach as his lawyer.

[@cre448]

Man, they really need to bring "Content Court" back! Miss these type of episodes hence why I'm rewatching them. Also has to do with that I have no life but y'know I miss it as well. 😳🤷🏻‍♀️🙃😅

[@cassandra811]

Same lol saaaame

[@paige2567]

I believe the word your honor was looking for is “notoriety.”

[@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight]

And the funny thing was he used it the sentence before,

[@erisedeye]

I was yelling “notoriety!! Notoriety!” at my phone, my husband thought I had gone crazy 😂

[@daynasumrall507]

Infamy!

[@deadangelsbythesea]

Nuts on theraphy

[@caitlinbrennan9039]

@@erisedeye Me too haha

[@575burntoast]

Glad content court is back but it's definitely not the same with out AI Ian.

[@Rojena]

As a representative and a resident of Ontario, we don’t claim them.

[@mikeFolco]

They remind me of Ontario 18 y/o douches coming to Montreal to get drunk, scream like imbeciles, start fights and so much more neanderthal activities.

[@LoveFitsAll]

Hey we don't want em either.

[@anthonyf2494]

Good thing them and their 7 mil fans and counting don’t care about what you “claim”🤡

[@beepboopbop_]

@@anthonyf2494 embarrassing

[@natesgeeklounge]

@Our Lady Chantal of Perpetual Poutine *cough cough Tom McDonald.*

[@werewolfprincess1000]

As a resident Canadian, this is so embarrassing to watch. :( They need to realize that what they are doing isn't okay, thank you H3 for exposing and bringing this to light. I had no idea about this channel and these guys. :/

[@Millie15071]

As an Aussie it is was pretty satisfying to hear Zach say “smokin darts” over and over

[@Petdub]

As a kiwi, I agree. Everyone talking about ‘smoking a dart’ over here 😂

[@giacintaah]

Omg literally, was waiting for a "durry" slip but no 😭

[@nikkipeaches2553]

As a Canadian I feel this.

[@willzkillzz]

As a canadian, same

[@Sielsky11]

As a Canadian, I agree! Ripping darts, breaking hearts.

[@jqnnyb2676]

Gotta say Zack buying a $200 Full Send Jacket makes him the perfect defense for this

[@oldchillyhands]

Zach is the real MVP this episode 🙌

[@kaydenbutcher4117]

Love the profile pic 😂

[@MR-nb2wi]

Nah, we need AI Ian

[@DogThroat]

I don't understand what's happening with your profile picture, but I'm here for it

[@blankii333]

He be claiming it as a business expense lmao

[@mikebellOP]

I feel like I’m back in high school and ethans giving a PowerPoint presentation 😂😂😂😂

[@vein9823]

Bro I was high af about to take notes lmaooo

[@BillClinton228]

Yeah, the gay jokes were especially hilarious... I always f**k my bros in the a$$ as a prank. But I'm full send straight.

[@deyedrah]

I can't imagine a more mind-numbing experience as watching people gamble on twitch

[@The__Gent]

All we need is Ian Attorney of Law to make an appearance.

[@kamfreeman8306]

he was there, i was wondering where he was until the very end when ethan thanked him & ab, ian gave a thumbs up from behind his computer. i guess he didn’t wanna be in it ):

[@thursdaygoirl]

I have noticed that he has been in the podcasts less and less, maybe he just doesnt want to be anywhere near drama after Trisha.

[@tntzp]

We should have the Shaq “ Delete me from this conversation “ soundbite hahaha it’s so good 🤣

[@JesterrMinded]

wtf "All rise for the honorable judge, Ethan Klein." *Love slowly ascends in the background* caught me off guard and had me laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lauramelo93]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ArreisNerual]

Loved when they panned back to him and he was going down 😂

[@JesterrMinded]

@@ArreisNerual yeah 🤣🤣🤣

[@martinmena4625]

Lmao thanks for pointing that out!

[@KidHowren]

Eric Andre is the king of hidden camera pranks because the joke is always on him

[@LukeLollearis]

skateboarding has been a huge part of my life and it def can feel like therapy sometimes. During covid even outdoor parks were closed for about a month. I just skated in my driveway, made a bunch of diy stuff, and made due.

[@lukispooky1835]

Ethan slams the hammer just right with his big manly hands.

[@nunyabusinessllc]

And perfect hairline

[@A2Z83]

trying to get comment pinned

[@Erigato2010]

We need content court for Big Nik! He has gone OFF THE RAILS

[@bootje99]

like what?

[@Erigato2010]

@@bootje99 new born Christian who actively tells his audience to no respect any other religion while at the same time propagating the whole alpha and beta male narrative and couple that in with tons of misogyny Listen to his podcast if you dare lol

[@waymentdawg4644]

@@Erigato2010 along with a nice healthy dose of anti-vax/anti-covid rhetoric

[@Erigato2010]

@@waymentdawg4644 😐 and I oop! Forgot that part too! Haha

[@kali9485]

@@Erigato2010 y’all so right. big nik has gone crazy

[@ozlemkoc4960]

I love how the guy was like "walk away from me, walk away from me now man" I felt that

[@iamfallfromgrace]

Love rising at the start xD

[@Akito0110]

I was living for that moment.

[@JRAD897]

instantly got me ahaha

[@slykele547]

I thought love rising was the guy making tiktoks in the woods?

[@cassier2887]

i lost it bahahahaha

[@samnkayjay]

And the end.. lol it was perfect

[@ceciliap5336]

everytime zach says "for the boys" "its rona season" gives me intense pstd from being around high school boys who thought nelk was peak comedy

[@fanofthings6720]

Samee

[@JJ-qv8co]

Not our problem you are a fruity part of alphabet community

[@princexxphoenixx9667]

Some of my "friends" ask me if I watch them and that I should, that's when I knew we were not friend anymore lol

[@sophiaisabella7795]

Fr 🤮 🤢

[@ash_maniac3160]

@@JJ-qv8co Not necessarily

[@emilyhubbard137]

That poor lady with the kid in rehab. That was probably the absolute LAST thing she needed

[@Ooo0990]

“Yeah let’s gather together and just scream in each other’s faces”

[@tomadamo3226]

Content court format change idea: AB as the defendant because he's good at playing devil's advocate, Ethan as the prosecutor because he's good at laying out the evidence, and Dan as the judge because Ethan as the judge and prosecutor is a conflict of interest and Dan's the hater

[@sara.othman]

Perfect, hands down

[@sara.othman]

Especially because Dan has to keep Ethan in check when Hila’s not around 🤣

[@andrearieta8291]

I loved it, but with peace and love I doubt Ethan's ego would allow him to not be the center of attention

[@abbsterlicious5186]

BRO YES

[@jaythehuman2552]

Based

[@reytheplatypus]

when dan said it was socrates that corrupted the youth i had an "i'm a dumbass" moment, because i really thought my mans ethan was saying that play-doh was corrupting the youth 😭

[@LisaLee__]

Lmfao 🤣

[@TacoFist]

I'm with you. I thought he said it too and scrolled to the comments to see if anyone else thought that. We should make a shirt.

[@crystalmuirhead8092]

I really wish AB was allowed to do his 'prosecutorial' job in content court. Ethan... you're a 'judge'... remember?

[@MR-nb2wi]

And AI Iannnn

[@Hollylovesgreen]

Yeah im with you, this just feels like a regular off the rails but they only discussed one topic ahahah they have kind of ditched the whole court aspect of it and are just in costume... like they got rid of all the best parts of content court!

[@chenaraseepersad3482]

@@MR-nb2wi I loved this but AI Ian made content court for me in the past

[@CindehLou]

@@chenaraseepersad3482 yeah agreed but maybe Ian doesn’t want to do the AI Ian bit anymore 🤕 doubt Ethan’s the one that wants to put that bit to rest

[@chenaraseepersad3482]

@@CindehLou you’re definitely right! Ian is definitely the funniest but he keeps his power in check

[@deegodeegz9285]

Now hear me out, a content court where Michael Jackson is at trial and AB has to be the defendant

[@ratk0zm0z]

“So just a standard run of the mill murder wouldn’t necessarily be full send.” Has to be one of my favourite Dan quotes and quotes in general from this day forward.

[@jazzcabbage6759]

@The Wise what

[@ratk0zm0z]

@@jazzcabbage6759 hexactly. wat? 🙃

[@jordanjohnson8011]

Yo normalize this

[@jordanjohnson8011]

Love h

[@nobodyatall7142]

Ok, I snorted aloud at how Ethan just waltzes in as the judge, everyone all rises... I am feeling SO low but to enjoy just the vibes of this show and their comedy, is gold. Thank you H3 Edit: Love, just seen you rise whilst rewatching.. Respect my Brobot LOL

[@raaaaaaarr]

Aw. I'm feeling low too. Sending you a hug

[@saraberra4953]

I love how Dan’s badge says “officer ACAB” lol we love dan

[@PamsPrettyPlants]

Dan’s a good man!

[@mementomori.goodbye.5104]

Where does it show it? I cant see it, i need glasses 😭

[@chazzbranigaan9354]

MAXIMUM SOY

[@cosmicnic]

@@mementomori.goodbye.5104 right at 28:18 dan moves and you can see it very clearly

[@MrBaldenegro]

What's acab

[@rubenm2785]

Let AB present the arguments again guys! Also AI Ian should have a part even if not playing the defense full time!

[@AveryWeinstein]

I used to fw NELK hard a few years ago. After I realized that they don’t really gaf about women and they don’t care at all during staying safe during this pandemic, I couldn’t fw their content much anymore. My grandfather figure passed away during the pandemic, despite staying as safe as possible. It was right before the vaccines rolled out. I’m from Texas and what really set me off was that they had the balls to visit Texas after everything got HORRIBLE here. I still cry nearly everyday because his death was so unexpected and happened so quickly. Also, you can work out at home.

[@joejunkmail975]

I’m sorry for your loss. It’s just absolutely fucked that they could be so oblivious to the harm they were causing

[@AveryWeinstein]

@@joejunkmail975 Thank you. I agree!

[@Jemulla]

Love you g! Ya they lost me as a fan a couple years back when Saliim joined

[@AveryWeinstein]

@@Jemulla Thank you. & Yeah! I feel you.

[@ellic7248]

"So just a standard, run of the mill murder would not necessarily be a full send" hahah everyone on this crew is so fucking funny

[@ekp01]

in TEARS at “what’s up BERNSTEIN what’s the porridge temperature at???”

[@briannauwu3482]

oh god... when one of them asked that woman “do you want any black tar heroin?” and she responded with “i’ve got a kid in rehab” that broke my damn heart.

[@Ah-fb8pc]

Omg its almost like everyone knows someone addicted 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@briannauwu3482]

@@Ah-fb8pc as an addict, quite literally stfu. allow people to sympathize and empathize with strangers. it was still a fucked up situation.

[@xigbar1994]

I know that Ian is the man switcher on the crew these days but I miss seeing and having his input on things.

[@smolsnoodle]

is he like behind the scenes?

[@brontasaurus2560]

@@smolsnoodle yes he is. I think he prefers it. But yeah he switches and controls the cameras

[@chloek.9374]

@@brontasaurus2560 what does Dan do?

[@xigbar1994]

@@chloek.9374 Main producer, sorts through segments, and at this point on air personality.

[@codyk.1808]

@@xigbar1994 do you know what AB and Love do? i feel like i never hear Love say anything so i just wonder what his job description is.

[@inpeterskitchen]

Can we all agree that Content Court is actually the most entertaining H3 content? I hope they keep doing more!

[@dylanchadderton1]

i do agree, i was so sad when it got cancelled a year ago (almost). Super excited its back babyyyyy

[@XhumpersX]

They need to do one on Brendan Schuab next.

[@lilithgemini]

It’s my favorite content of theirs, sooo funny!! Reminds me of old h3 and these ridiculous KZbinrs need to be called out because no one else will

[@Kcoads]

@@XhumpersX idk who that is. Care to give a brief description? I hope they do Shane next since Olivia saying she watched and forgave him was gross 🤢 🤮 Only love had a good take. In my opinion.

[@Chilam.]

I like it a lot,having said that I find leftovers more entertaining

[@simhelperr]

U should listen to the most recent moms basement. Blanks goes off on Keem. I think their friendship will be ending soon bc Blanks even realizes Keem is TRAGIC

[@alwayzplug]

Why were they arguing?

[@dreamskeepmesane]

oh shiiit lol what were they arguing about

[@nrivera0717]

Take a shot every-time zack says “dart” “chew” or “full-send”

[@dreamskeepmesane]

Dan having ACAB on his cop shirt made me love him even more. Stand up Dan!

[@Camibug]

Agree!

[@Billibab]

I just commented the same thing!!! He's a real one!

[@skullingtonfx4441]

Salute!

[@yourfavoritecloud7307]

day dreaming keeps me sane.

[@kali9485]

i just noticed! love u dan.

[@unfortunary8230]

Y'all really just gon sit here and replace the word notoriety with notoriousness and then correct each other on Plato vs Socrates. I can't with y'all.

[@matthewkegley28]

you guys need to clip Zach saying. "That's a half-sending moment", or else ya'll are half-sending

[@lenahen3681]

I see no hole in this argument. Thats Full-sending.

[@savannahRisenmay]

Wait why are they trying to makeup with NELK? These people are literal criminals