HAEMONCULUS COVENS OF THE DARK ELDAR

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Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer

Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer

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@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Halloween all. NOT an attempt at horror, just a nasty bunch for the witching weekend. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday. :) PATRON LINK www.patreon.com/join/3510517
@popamonkey190
@popamonkey190 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Halloween from Canada!
@ImperialCommissarRikart
@ImperialCommissarRikart 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Halloween
@THEGRUMPTRUCK
@THEGRUMPTRUCK 4 жыл бұрын
I am not familiar with this Human holiday. You are, however, well-versed in the antiquities and ways of our dark kin. Knowledge of one's enemy may better allow you to conquer them. Nevertheless, I return the festivities to you. The human children visiting our craftworld are rambunctious but do not seem to be ill of temper. In lieu of "candy" we offer them little trinkets, baubles long storied. Mayhap they grow to be staunch enemies of chaos. May the stars watch over you.
@BohdanKaiba
@BohdanKaiba 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Halloween Baldermort, I am happy to say I have a fun 40k Halloween Party tonight!
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
@@popamonkey190 happy Halloween brother Popa. I hope you are having a rare time. ;)
@wadekuiper623
@wadekuiper623 4 жыл бұрын
Hive city worker “nothing can be worse than this” Haemonculus “ Oh you sweet summer child”
@sterasigma8734
@sterasigma8734 3 жыл бұрын
"What could be worse" is literally the worst question one can ask in Comorragh.
@kaneslives
@kaneslives 4 жыл бұрын
Vect: Boys and girls of every age! Haemonculus: Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?! Wyches: Come with us and you will see! Grotesque: This our town of Halloween! Roboute: Exterminatus.... please for the love of my father...
@KR15nAK
@KR15nAK 4 жыл бұрын
Come and live in Commorragh, where its Halloween every day.
@Tinkering4Time
@Tinkering4Time 2 жыл бұрын
Baldermort- I am revisiting this two years and four days later. This was the first piece of your work I listened to, on Halloween 2020. I just wanted to say thank you so much for the wonderful distraction of your rich voice, rich writing, and rich experience. I realized only recently that listening to your work, your writing, gives my mind and heart rest in a way that is quite uncommon for me. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for the peace you, and to be honest Mrs. B too, have lent again and again in these rough times. Thank you for the wonder and laughter and sorrow and horror. Thank you for your thoughtful and emotive treatment of 40k lore in tone of voice, music, and narrative. Thank you for every “Melty Melty!”, quiet and exuberant alike! Thank you for every outrro where you sign off reminding us that “No matter what you do today do try and make some time. For. Fun!” Wow, I have been so fortunate to get to listen to you for these two years. I hope you and Mrs. B are having a happy holidays, in good health and warmth, with those you love. And I hope you know how appreciated and wonderful you are. So once more, thank you. Thank you, Baldermort.
@Reddotzebra
@Reddotzebra 4 жыл бұрын
"He does good work, but BOY does he talk your ear off while you reconstitute. 7/10" - Warrior Jeze'del
@kenicherothered6816
@kenicherothered6816 4 жыл бұрын
Your ability to bring the horror of this to life is frightening in the best way. Congrats on 70k subs and thanks for the great content.
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks brother Red. :).
@psychloptic9024
@psychloptic9024 3 жыл бұрын
Hiveworker: “Nothing can be worse than being nothing• Haemonculus: *eyes glowing* “observe”
@pjb3413
@pjb3413 2 жыл бұрын
Hold my ichor
@sonofangron2969
@sonofangron2969 4 жыл бұрын
Loved your intro story. To me, it’s often the intimate relationship forged between tortured and torturer that’s the most disturbing and scary thing about the Dark Eldar, rather than the methods... That’s a rather unnerving thing: a friend in suffering, a guide in agony, a lover in torment... O.o
@TheBlackTrapper
@TheBlackTrapper 4 жыл бұрын
So legit been dreading today for a number of reasons and this is has completely turned m day around! One, because you videos and voice acting are so amazing I can just get transported somewhere else and it's amazing therapy. And two I've been hoping for someone to do a video on this faction for soooooooo long! God Bless you uncle Baldamort!
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you brother. I really hope it makes the day better and tomorrow is a much better day. :)
@BohdanKaiba
@BohdanKaiba 4 жыл бұрын
I hope that you have a good day!
@blingsing5383
@blingsing5383 4 жыл бұрын
His st george vid always cheers me up uou should try it on a rainey day
@Stone_Cold_Steve_Autisim
@Stone_Cold_Steve_Autisim 3 жыл бұрын
Hope today goes good for you.
@kikkpod5887
@kikkpod5887 4 жыл бұрын
Happy 70k Baldi! Thank you for this high quality community practice that brings us all together
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks brother Pop. :).
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Kikipod! Sorry.
@mrdrdealgood4601
@mrdrdealgood4601 4 жыл бұрын
Your a Custom BADASS ... I’m listening to A performer NO a GOD....Indescribably incomparably you are A Lord A LORD of Lore.... you have the everything it takes to be a best seller a line of Lords Lore books. Your narrative on Narration sets you in a league of your own.
@momokol366
@momokol366 4 жыл бұрын
When most of the Dark Eldar say your a bit too much.
@mr.rousseau.4655
@mr.rousseau.4655 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!
@ImperialCommissarRikart
@ImperialCommissarRikart 4 жыл бұрын
A timely delivery! I thank you most noble servant for this video came just in time after I finished my assignments, a treat after lots of work:)
@garank4971
@garank4971 4 жыл бұрын
Dark eldar??? Rejoice i say!
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Good luck with the study Commissar. :)
@Shenanigan-Dealer
@Shenanigan-Dealer 4 жыл бұрын
The Haemonculatic Oath: Do harm.
@Psychoangel-d23
@Psychoangel-d23 4 жыл бұрын
The haemonculi... Also known as "The guys who make the nightlords shit themselves in fear" Seriously thats some next level thing if you manage to scare off the nightlords of all people.
@nicholasleclerc1583
@nicholasleclerc1583 4 жыл бұрын
@Psychoangel Who said that ?
@Psychoangel-d23
@Psychoangel-d23 4 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasleclerc1583 A warband from the night lords legion decided to pick a fight with a dark eldar fleet and blew several haemonculi (known as "The Altered") into space during a hull breach. After being recovered and regrown... They were pissed and went after the warband for payback, said warband was currently bullying an imperial world (as the nightlords often do). So The Altered brought a device that essentially blocked out light to the point where even space marine sight was useless, then send in mandrakes and wracks. Slowly the Night lords were becoming paranoid and afraid of the darkness. In the end the Night lords managed to blow up the device but the Haemonculi and their retinue were long gone leaving the Night lords even more paranoid than they already were.
@josephskiles
@josephskiles 4 жыл бұрын
@@Psychoangel-d23 they only thinned out the ranks of my weaker brothers, they did us a service. Ave Dominus Nox!
@Psychoangel-d23
@Psychoangel-d23 4 жыл бұрын
@@josephskiles I wouldnt be this confident if i were you 8th. Atleast until you find a way to surefire Kill Those spandex wearing nutjobs
@josephskiles
@josephskiles 4 жыл бұрын
@@Psychoangel-d23 why kill something when you can make literal cathedrals of pain and suffering ,the walls and floors filling the rooms with the never ending screams of our victims? No my friend there are much much worse fates in the universe than death
@glindell2927
@glindell2927 4 жыл бұрын
Hats off to you our beloved lord of the lore
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Thank ye. :).
@randomcenturion7264
@randomcenturion7264 4 жыл бұрын
I continue to pray to the God-Emperor that Lord Jaghatai ends these horrible sweat-goblins.
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Or comes back at the least. I’d settle for that. For the KHAN!!!
@Triumph263
@Triumph263 4 жыл бұрын
@Anirban Chakrabarti I mean they have a significant chunk of the Emperor's soul, most of the inquisition, Leman Russ, Jaghatai Khan and the Ultramarines all converging on Comoragh after a significant portion of their population got melted by existential wholesomeness. The Dark Eldar are about to get clapped so hard even they won't enjoy the suffering.
@josephmoffatt4696
@josephmoffatt4696 4 жыл бұрын
I think even the Asuryani would be glad for that.
@randomcenturion7264
@randomcenturion7264 4 жыл бұрын
@@josephmoffatt4696 It's one of the few things I'd agree with the backstabbing pointy ears. The Dark Eldar literally hunt the Asurayani for sport and use their souls as batteries.
@MrMViceroy
@MrMViceroy 4 жыл бұрын
If they wrote it realistically (which let's face it they probably won't, because he's a marine and no one is allowed to beat them), he would have been captured centuries ago and turned into a knight-sized slobbering war beast by the haemonculi. Jaghetai coming back as a LoW unit for Drukhari covens would be awesome.
@Duppyman695
@Duppyman695 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Halloween, The Witching hour is soon upon us and there is no place I would rather be than here listening to Baldermort and couldn't of picked a better subject matter than the Haemunculus!!!!
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
I think I didn’t do enough on this one, but time got away from and it was already over an hour. Hmmm. I’ll come back to these horrors again.
@Izrek
@Izrek 4 жыл бұрын
Bless your bones Baldemort! I have waited this video ever since I found your glorious channel. You have breathed horrible life in this lore. 🖤
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks brother. .).
@orrion67
@orrion67 3 жыл бұрын
Why does your stories around eldar factions make me want to start building them 😭😭😭😭. Your stories are so detailed and well paced. They use all fragments of the lore and make them blend together perfectly
@toastie8173
@toastie8173 4 жыл бұрын
I suggest banning using the words humble and eldar in the same paragraph.
@dimetime35c
@dimetime35c Жыл бұрын
Why? Humble has multiple meanings. Id say humble works in the not boastful or seeking recognition. The dark Eldar don't seek recognition in the sense of saying look we destroyed this planet. They want to fly as deeply under she who thirsts radar as possible!!!!
@toastie8173
@toastie8173 Жыл бұрын
@@dimetime35c Yeah but like listen to the fuckers
@joshsickels
@joshsickels Жыл бұрын
No words should ever be banned. Especially the stupid and scary ones...
@mikkkilandmine3675
@mikkkilandmine3675 4 жыл бұрын
'Internet stands up as one, clapping and cheering BRAVO' What a chilling ride Sir, you outdo yourself and each new installment of your ouvre is something special to look forward to. Thanks. And a fair few of us won't be sleeping soundly tonight :)
@justaninternetfool451
@justaninternetfool451 4 жыл бұрын
I dont always leave a song halfway through. But when I do its for baldermort
@garethmitchell518
@garethmitchell518 2 жыл бұрын
You sir are a wonder of narration, one of the most evocative and compelling pieces I've had the pleasure of listening to!! I almost felt as if I was in the room !
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@davebowman9000
@davebowman9000 4 жыл бұрын
*ADEPTUS ALGORYTHMUS!!*
@ImperialCommissarRikart
@ImperialCommissarRikart 4 жыл бұрын
ABOMINABLE AI!
@isaacstovell867
@isaacstovell867 4 жыл бұрын
both of you take a bagel for your services to the Imperium (of course Samhain is Bagel Day empire-wide)!
@noman8412
@noman8412 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Harry Potter spell!
@carljordan6864
@carljordan6864 4 жыл бұрын
This has truly made my year for hobby related geekery. Currently building and painting a Haemonculus Coven and I'm so inspired to finish them up ready for a game now. Drukhari are my favourite faction hands down, and every time you do a lore video for them sparks great joy for me. You're narration is perfection that even a master Haemonculus would envy. Thank you for the great work you do breathing life into our hobby.
@bigdogdempsey605
@bigdogdempsey605 4 жыл бұрын
this would be the most terrrifieing movie scene is all of the horror film history
@kevinishki
@kevinishki 4 жыл бұрын
I'd watch that. This gave me chills, but also made me appreciate some of them lol
@doomguy9049
@doomguy9049 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Cenobites from Hellraiser
@thedeaderer8791
@thedeaderer8791 4 жыл бұрын
thats exactly what I said
@dannylamb456
@dannylamb456 4 жыл бұрын
Yet in the 41st millennium, it's but a Thursday.
@grosstoastie1216
@grosstoastie1216 3 жыл бұрын
Just a regular day in the Imperium would outshine every horror movie but this would be above and beyond. Unfortunately, we'll probably never get a decent 40k movie. I would do unholy things to make it happen though. Lol
@malekiththeeternityking5433
@malekiththeeternityking5433 4 жыл бұрын
Lol they will never be as pretty as me
@ImperialCommissarRikart
@ImperialCommissarRikart 4 жыл бұрын
This is true, my lord
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@Matt-md5yt
@Matt-md5yt 4 жыл бұрын
you know they do business with your Son right?
@ImperialCommissarRikart
@ImperialCommissarRikart 4 жыл бұрын
@@Matt-md5yt silence, you betrayed your god!
@malekiththeeternityking5433
@malekiththeeternityking5433 4 жыл бұрын
@@paulpolito2001 My hair is always a part of me
@mariusweber4990
@mariusweber4990 4 жыл бұрын
Beautiful narration and a story like a car crash, so horrible you want to look away but are too captivated to do so at the same time.
@gustadood9166
@gustadood9166 4 жыл бұрын
A suitably chilling entry that gives justice to the horrors that are the covens of haemonculi. That poor captive just "had" to be property of a "soloist". He'd have fared much better as part of a "choir". Also, I must ask, what coven sounds most interesting to you? For me, it would be the Dark Creed. To manipulate events for an indirect kill, or even to get their victims to kill themselves in terror, is horrifying.
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you brother Flynn. Alas, I change on which regularly. I play DE so really snout their lore. I had s half hour rant ready, but it would have made the video bloated. :(. I’ll try to sneak it in when I do all the other groups, cults and Kabals and possibly get it in there. I went into the horrific situation of the Scarlet Epicureans a lot. Any assassin of assailant can kill you if they don’t care about their own demise. Let alone enjoy it. I hope to put on a much better shoe for Cults. If I can get some female voice people in. I despise trying to do females. :(. ;).
@mikeybrokie1516
@mikeybrokie1516 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I come back to your channel, I always find my way back to this video. This is my favorite out of all your videos, the work you put into this really paid off. The music, the voicework, and the script make something beautiful and relaxing to listen to. But then when you really listen and understand what is being said to this poor human, then you see the flaw within the beauty of it. You see how wrong the shadow is that is cast by the luminance in this wonderful piece you have created. Sorry if I'm getting mushy and poetic, but your work is an absolute joy to listen to and it's also inspiring when I hobby. I've listened to this video so many times so that I could fully drink in all the detail in the story. What I love about this most, is how subtle the horror seems to be, but the more you listen to it, the more the realization grows and you begin to grasp just how terrible this fate truly is. It's terrifying not just because it's horrendous, it's also terrifying because it is so somber a fate. I believe you've performed a concept, a feeling, an emotion that only art can express. Your execution in this video captures the character of the drukhari superbly. I look forward to each and every one of your videos, especially any future drukhari ones. Thank you so much for the entertainment and and peace of mind you bring. Don't forget to make time for selfcare, whether it be a good scrub in the bath, indulging in your favorite meal, or taking some time to potato out and decompress. Cheers
@Feenix102
@Feenix102 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best youve done, in my opinion - channelling Clive Barker a little, methinks. Well done. :)
@KR15nAK
@KR15nAK 4 жыл бұрын
thank you again Baldemort, for not only sharing WarHammer 40k lore, but doing so in a way that is fun and entertaining. An enjoyable and scary Halloween to you as well.
@RedwolfDogrocket
@RedwolfDogrocket 4 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to play a game with Baldermort. Imagine hearing all the dark Eldar' s cruel monologue and then hear ...."Your turn!"
@robertreynolds442
@robertreynolds442 4 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to explain to my wife why I'm screaming in my sleep tonight. This was perfect for Halloween. Well done sir, well done.
@markcross2445
@markcross2445 4 жыл бұрын
Watching 40k lore videos is one of my favourite past times, especially when I’m painting or modelling, there is a lot of awesome content out there but yours is my favourite, the passion and everything, keep it up 👍
@chrillzilla1268
@chrillzilla1268 3 жыл бұрын
As a Dark Eldar fan and player i am seriously blown away. That's outstandingly good. Just listening this milennia old dude's speech, his arrogance... a dark performer, yeah, drukhari are waaay beyond. You caught that so well, it's almost frightening. Thank you very much, good sir.
@danpaul4779
@danpaul4779 4 жыл бұрын
Was recommended this channel by Majorkill and this was the first video I found; could not subscribe fast enough. Amazing work!
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
He’s a good lad is MK. Thanks for trying out the channel. :).
@morningnapalm9963
@morningnapalm9963 4 жыл бұрын
Darkhari: "I am a god" Imperial: "You bleed and die like the rest of us, you require our life to stave off your immenent oblivion, you dont even have the might to openly challenge our imperium. Forgive me if I find your divinity sorely lacking. The only god I know is the Emperor and his angels will give you no mercy, xeno filth. Cower, run, hide, and pray that they do not find you here in the abyss."
@justwannabehappy6735
@justwannabehappy6735 4 жыл бұрын
Yet they have transcended death, something the Imperium still can't do.
@morningnapalm9963
@morningnapalm9963 4 жыл бұрын
@@justwannabehappy6735 They postpone death. Transcendence would be more like the immortality of perpetuals.
@darko-man8549
@darko-man8549 4 жыл бұрын
"And yet your "God" sits comatose on a throne, consuming his followers daily, what kind of god is this? We have bested the ways of She Who Thirsts, the one you call Slannesh, whilst your species falls daily to its whims. I have lived countless lifetimes, longer than you god, you race is nothing, but fuel for my craft. Go on, ask your god for mercy each time I bring you closer to death, but each time, your calls will go unanswered"
@justwannabehappy6735
@justwannabehappy6735 4 жыл бұрын
@@morningnapalm9963 perpetuals have no choice on the matter thought
@morningnapalm9963
@morningnapalm9963 4 жыл бұрын
@@darko-man8549 You pay Slannesh rent just to stay alive. All the suffering Dark Elder inflict feeds the dark power who seeks to devour them. I'd hardly call this "besting" More like supplication and servitude. Big E is merely hibernating and far better those psychers fuel his holy purposes than to be possessed by chaos. Better to greet death and oblivion than to experience the fate in store for you. What homounculi do to their victims is child's play to what Slannesh shall make them endure.
@Saurophaganax1931
@Saurophaganax1931 4 жыл бұрын
An 1:09:18 long Baldermort video? *heavy breathing*
@magpiestories7763
@magpiestories7763 4 жыл бұрын
The narration is absolutely spot on, definitely captured the grim dark!
@Nihoolious
@Nihoolious 9 ай бұрын
I love your portrayal of the dark eldar so much. So arrogant that they can be the architects of their race's doom and see it as evolution, natural selection. That they can view the draining of their souls as an "exchange for immortality." An evil and parasitic outlook from the most evil and parasitic race. Soo good! Been saving for about a year to start collecting drukhari as my second army, first being White Scars. Your videos were a big inspiration in my journey of collecting both and i thank you for it.
@ger5956
@ger5956 4 жыл бұрын
You should like and comment to appease the almighty algorithm!! 😁👍🏼
@MikeyTW83
@MikeyTW83 4 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for the opportune moment to settle into this one. Finally my time for fun! Congrats on your well deserved 70k+ Sir Balders!!
@matthew92604
@matthew92604 4 жыл бұрын
My lord, you have outdone yourself once again! This may be your best yet!
@doomguy9049
@doomguy9049 4 жыл бұрын
Wow man this was one of the most BROOTAL episodes yet! Great stuff brother Mort!
@davebowman9000
@davebowman9000 4 жыл бұрын
Brother, that was such a magnificent story to hear!! Loved it! Great entry on some of the most influential people in Comorragh!!
@ethanvallance3437
@ethanvallance3437 4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I needed. I’ll save this for later when I have some peace and quiet! I’m sure it will be good.
@themanfromerf
@themanfromerf 4 жыл бұрын
"I am he that liveth, who was dead. And behold, I am alive forevermore, and hold the keys of hell, and of death." Amazing video... your story at the beginning is absolutely amazing. Dark Eldar are my personal favorite faction, and you've done them true justice here. Well done, sir.
@warriorfire8103
@warriorfire8103 4 жыл бұрын
From the sounds of it, the Dark Eldar will just kill each other eventually.
@hamanu666
@hamanu666 4 жыл бұрын
Without the Haemonculus, yes. However so long as these torture-surgeon-gene crafters exist they will endure and so much the 40k galaxy.
@justwannabehappy6735
@justwannabehappy6735 4 жыл бұрын
The Drukhari can literally be brought back from the death. Plus, thanks to the heamonculi, they can reproduce faster than rabbits.
@xenon3990
@xenon3990 3 жыл бұрын
„Rejoice, plaything….for I have such sights to show you…“
@georgesulea
@georgesulea 4 жыл бұрын
This is; Entrancing, Terrifying, Hypnotic and Searing. Black Library needs to really give you a contract Sir. "Well Done" doesn't even begin to cover it. Happy Halloween Sir Baldermort, We all look forward to more:)
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks brother Sulea. A lot. I’ll be trying to get a big piece out soon. So a few ‘biscuits’ between. Really glad you liked it. :) :)
@PositiveVibesz
@PositiveVibesz 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the 70k subs Baldermort! Well deserved, and I look forward to watching your channel continue to grow. A fantastic video as well, and be sure to make time for fun. (and rest) loyal servant.
@samhobbs9116
@samhobbs9116 4 жыл бұрын
Ah Baldermort, Brother. Just the man I wanted to speak to. I have been on a search recently for videos about Heldrakes. Needless to say my efforts have been fruitless, anything I can find is very old and low quality from long dead channels. I would very much beseech you to do one of your fantastic stories about the finding or creation of one of these beasts along with some lore. Thanks
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Helldrakes are awesome. I don’t think I can do this, but perhaps the week after. Could you also me a reminder next week? Sorry. I forget stuff and am not near my board.
@BigDaddyGAO
@BigDaddyGAO 4 жыл бұрын
@@Baldermort I humbly second this request.
@samhobbs9116
@samhobbs9116 4 жыл бұрын
@@Baldermort I certainly can remind you in a week or 2 my friend
@noman8412
@noman8412 4 жыл бұрын
The Drukhari are literally the worst. Fortunately, everyone hates them including themselves and they will slowly continue to dwindle.
@Bradtheartguy
@Bradtheartguy 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you updated your profile pic! The old one didn't match the quality level of your content at all. This is much better.
@BrokenKrayon
@BrokenKrayon 3 жыл бұрын
Genuinely chilling story! I love it! More grimdark drukhari please , its how they should be. Love the balance you struck between pomposity, vindictive malice and childlike murderous curiosity
@ursadabear2810
@ursadabear2810 4 жыл бұрын
I get a full hour of Baldermort as a Halloween treat?! All glory to the Man Emperor!
@NoMuse13
@NoMuse13 4 жыл бұрын
An hour long Baldemort video? Dont mind if I do! That narrative intro was sublime!
@ironreed2654
@ironreed2654 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, if you could avoid going insane this seems like a great method for cosmic apotheosis. Living multiple lives and experiencing everything possible, good and bad, that's a formula for Zen.
@erikthered7876
@erikthered7876 2 жыл бұрын
Baldermort, this is amazing, its very well done, and let me just say, I am so glad to find someone else who has a passion for the Dark Eldar and their fascinating "sub"-cultures. I was already in love with the Old Dark Eldar, but their revamp made me madly in love with them, honestly the only things I miss from the OOP OG Dark Eldar were their version of the Incubus was better, I mean come on, show me Elves who use Polarms/Helbards, its just not something one often sees, and their modern transports are a... acquired taste shall we say. Without a doubt the best parts of the Dark Eldar are the Haemonculus Covens, Mandrakes, and Incubus, why the Coven of 13 Scares got some wicked love from a Black Library Novel dealing with Fabius Bile(the third book), and its amazing seeing their Flesh Titan come to life(even if the BL arthur took them down too many pegs by saying Bile was the true creator of their Flesh Tower). Hey Baldermort, I would absolutely LOVE to see you cover the Chaos Dwarfs of Warhammer Fantasy, I for one find the fabled Dawi Zharr to be more akin to the Dark Eldars then the Dark Elves are, a great deal why comes from Commorragh being a lot like Mingol Zharr-Naggrund, the capital of the Dawi Zharr.
@michaelking9818
@michaelking9818 Жыл бұрын
Your a very strange person
@beskararmor7966
@beskararmor7966 4 жыл бұрын
Insresting to see how these pointy ears would handle being dropped in that dimension of chaos from that late 90's space horror movie Event Horrizon. That one bridge recording still gets to me.
@thedeaderer8791
@thedeaderer8791 4 жыл бұрын
this is the type of space horror that event horizon wished it was
@AndRew-vo9bz
@AndRew-vo9bz 3 жыл бұрын
40k... Beats everything its darker than anything we have created it has so much potential for endless action stories, romance, sheer vistas and bone chilling horror.
@Kid_illithid
@Kid_illithid 4 жыл бұрын
Holy long video bald man! I actually really like long videos as I spend a lot of time listening at work and don’t want to be checking my phone super often to find suitable content
@HelloThere.....
@HelloThere..... 2 жыл бұрын
It's so funny to hear this awesome deep voice saying "time for FUNNNNN" and "toodaloo" xD Baldemort, I would love if you could angrily say "bubbles"
@YingTongIddleEyePo
@YingTongIddleEyePo 4 жыл бұрын
Well you did hint you had something special for Halloween - kudos good sir, this was excellent as always
@legokid1902
@legokid1902 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Baldemort! Thank you for being out humble servant in relaying the lore in an interesting and smooth manner. I hate to bother, but if you could cover an overview of the Indomitus crusade, I and very many other people would enjoy it. Once again congratulations on 70k subscribers, and here’s to 70k more!
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks. Oh ok. I’ll try to add that to the list. :)
@legokid1902
@legokid1902 4 жыл бұрын
Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer appreciated! Hope you had a nice Halloween!
@-Blackberry
@-Blackberry Жыл бұрын
I'm a Drukhari player and this wonderful narration makes even me want to flip to Space Marines and smash the Xenos into dust, so deliciously detestable your portrayal of the Haemonculi is in this. Truly they must be the most depraved and ancient evil in the galaxy.
@ValhallaBeckons
@ValhallaBeckons 2 жыл бұрын
Thankee, best skullboi. I love Baldy's format so much. Best servo-skull-scribe of the Imperium.
@verruxlunox8438
@verruxlunox8438 3 жыл бұрын
"Ooh, that's kinky. You've just got a couple of subscribers from this one" Thanks for making videos on Drukhari, your voice is a honey pouring down our ears!
@palmsmcgee5456
@palmsmcgee5456 4 жыл бұрын
Ah another belter, have been waiting for a video on the Drukhari! I do wish the games workshop models represented just how dark and twisted the Dark Eldar are, I find most of them to be pretty cartoony and lacking.. alas. Appreciate you Baldermort!
@patrickturner6878
@patrickturner6878 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man. Good Drukhari lore is always lacking. Awesome stuff Baldie.
@justincapone
@justincapone 3 жыл бұрын
I must be on my sixth listen through... Its just so good! Kudos sir from another long drive being made better.
@dominickdambrosio783
@dominickdambrosio783 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best works baldemort absolutely fantastic.
@Samn3212
@Samn3212 4 жыл бұрын
This is the one I’ve been waiting for.
@beanosbeanos956
@beanosbeanos956 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly after the agony that was that self satisfied monologue at the start I'd be relieved when he finally shut up and got to the torture
@colejacobs4440
@colejacobs4440 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect for Halloween, great timing, thanks to you my friend!
@ChrisPrestonemperorkursan
@ChrisPrestonemperorkursan 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I discovered this channel. This is aaalll my type of shit. Not nearly enough views for how awesome this is.
@grantaitken253
@grantaitken253 4 жыл бұрын
Dark Eldar the most horrifying faction in 40k? Maybe. Baldermort you have to tell us, if not horror what is this? Take a second to remember what entering the cold grey twilight of Commoragh means. Suffering is the currency of Commoragh. Every moment you are here is worse than the last and this is by design...
@Archan2099
@Archan2099 4 жыл бұрын
Chillingly awesome. Going from strength to strength
@14DEADSOUL
@14DEADSOUL 4 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff mate, keep 'em coming!
@amorphoussolid8512
@amorphoussolid8512 4 жыл бұрын
As they consider themselves masters of experience there is an experience I would love to grant them. The full embrace of Slanesh. For they truly deserve it.
@justwannabehappy6735
@justwannabehappy6735 4 жыл бұрын
They can die and be ressurected. So it's hardly a definitive end.
@luckylarry71
@luckylarry71 4 жыл бұрын
Will you make a similar introduction to the Genestealer Cults and how they evolve throughout each generation? Inner me says the idea might already be brewing, but I do realise the tremendous work you already put out allows only for so many videos. Especially given that quality becomes better and better since the channel was born. Always a treat listening to ya'
@lynnusuk2092
@lynnusuk2092 4 жыл бұрын
If the haemonculi can replicate an eldar body and fill it with their souls when they die does that make the clones automatically have another soul formed from the aether if it is released when the original is around or is it soulless like necrons?
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Right. Clones have souls from the Drukhari. Not sure why, when others claim they don’t for other races, but there is zero evidence I’ve come across stoping clones of Drukhari having souls. Most of them are clone bred. But regeneration is different to cloning. They are literally regrowing someone from the slightest particle, not cloning. It’s messy. :)
@matthew92604
@matthew92604 4 жыл бұрын
@@Baldermort Splicing DNA versus literally building another from the smallest modicum of the shattered dust created by the big bang. That is super interesting to think about, that level of science and knowledge of the manipulation of matter.
@RotalHenricsson
@RotalHenricsson 4 жыл бұрын
When you can't tell if a 40K Lore video is a Halloween special or not D:
@inalostaraseri3947
@inalostaraseri3947 3 жыл бұрын
Bro you need too start your own series on the the dark ones. Faithful listener, may all the gods be with you
@TheArcSet
@TheArcSet 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, for this darkly disturbing extravaganza.
@BigsZone
@BigsZone 4 жыл бұрын
A Dark Eldar willing to say Slaaneshi's name out loud.
@v_artra5399
@v_artra5399 4 жыл бұрын
Random sci-fi race: Resistance is futile. 40k dark elves: "please resist us, it's even better!" Inquistors: "Purge it with FIRE!!" Happy Halloween 40k fans!
@ricardoalonso8376
@ricardoalonso8376 4 жыл бұрын
Baldemort, are you sure you don't want to write a novel? Ma guy......I saw myself in that table, I saw all the people I was close to and I felt genuine dread anger and despait. You got something here I haven't seen before.
@00784865
@00784865 4 жыл бұрын
"The haemonculi dont see the empires of lesser races as a threat." Fabius Bile would like to disagree.
@MrMViceroy
@MrMViceroy 4 жыл бұрын
GW jerking off everything in power armour aside, Bile is just k-mart brand haemonculus.
@blingsing5383
@blingsing5383 4 жыл бұрын
Suffering fits a purpose with bile Suffering is the purpose wirh the haemonculus
@orben-amos6172
@orben-amos6172 4 жыл бұрын
Fabius Bile study under the haemonculi
@Sevatar_VIIIth
@Sevatar_VIIIth 4 жыл бұрын
This is truly terrifying to think about....THIS os what the Grim Dark Universe of 40k should be.....terrifying
@freekeefox
@freekeefox 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't realize Baldermort was gonna make Dark Eldar ASMR
@peterhares5312
@peterhares5312 4 жыл бұрын
The long videos are awesome
@JD-td6oh
@JD-td6oh 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed my ASS off when he used the picture of Robert Pattinson as the guys vision of himself when reflecting!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kurokaze511
@kurokaze511 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at work at "Fleeing through time from our majesty." I can"t tell if he was just talking trash to impress his captive(Which is sad enough) or if he actually believes that's what happened. Because the way I read it, the Eldar, Krorks, and Old Ones got their shit ran so hard by the Necrons that there wasn't enough of the species left to be an appetizer for the C'Tan. The Eldar fled into the Webway to escape the genocide and didn't come out until the Necrons decided to act like they just had a family reunion at a Golden Corral and went home to take a nap until they restoked the buffet. But he can keep talking about how The Fall was deliberate and how happy he is that Slaanesh exists, even though an entire faction of pzykers refuse to use the power of the Warp because they know that as soon as they touch the Immateriun, He/She/It's gonna be on them like a pitbull on an in-heat poodle. With much the same intentions. I notice he also failed to mention how his entire species is currently soiling themselves because they know that it's only a matter of time before the immortal murder-bots that have a very specific hate-boner for the Eldar remember how to program the Dolmen Gates to enter the Webway.
@sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462
@sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462 Жыл бұрын
@kurokaze511 He's delusional. Something has gone wrong in the cloning process that reconstitutes his body which gives it a terrifying and warped, crooked appearance. It's also safe to assume this has affected his mind. Well, either that or he's so ashamed of what happened that he has lied to the very point that he cannot remember fact from fiction.
@RamC002
@RamC002 4 жыл бұрын
Exceptional video as always! Happy Halloween from the USA! 🇺🇸
@Baldermort
@Baldermort 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Halloween brother Ram. :£
@ThunderStruck94660
@ThunderStruck94660 3 жыл бұрын
Truly amazing! Nice work.
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