The Food So Bad That It's Banned In Prison

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[@unicats9456]

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[@itstomatogear6806]

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[@fatcat2428]

HAI smells like cheese

[@hasanmuhammad6651]

@@unicats9456 hai

[@morrisstudio8372]

@@hasanmuhammad6651 hai

[@randomnessrules4971]

Imagine your cooking being so bad that Vermont calls it "cruel and unusual punishment".

[@XalphYT]

You should’ve grown up eating my mother’s cooking.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@XalphYT How bad could your mother's cooking have been?

[@tacticalfall4505]

Gordon Ramsay should judge it

[@XalphYT]

@@SurprisinglyDeep After he had finished dinner one night, my mother asked my father if he had liked it. “I ate it, didn’t I?” was his reply.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@XalphYT Okay. Thanks for the reply. However what sort of stuff did your mom cook and how did she fail to cook it well? Did she make like overly dry meatloaf, lumpy pasta or soggy lasagna? Stuff like that?

[@Boyslug]

Honestly, when he listed the ingredients I thought it was another joke.

[@pepearown4968]

Especially the Kool-Aid part

[@akuakkk1908]

If you remove the salad i might eat it. I might throw up, but i've eaten some unpleasant stuff as well so it won't be much of a downgrade.

[@seanwilkinson8696]

I saw an example of a "big-house recipe" for Nutriloaf being prepared on the 'tube here. It had grated carrots, applesauce, raisins, oatmeal, canned beans, and much more; just a melange of foods that, eaten separately, are perfectly palatable, providing life-giving nutrients and fiber to spare. However, when the ingredients are mixed and molded into this misbegotten, miserable, mutated mockery of a meal, and baked or steamed (and, paradoxically, moist heating will render it just as insanely dry and crumbly as dry roasting will), you get this Geneva Convention-violating, weaponized Constipation Helper horror. Nothing used in it even remotely compliments anything else, and flavors that shouldn't come within a mile of each other actively clash on the tongue like gangs in a prison riot. Nutriloaf ought to be served flambé-style on a burning miniature mattress, and studded with pretzel sticks carved into edible shivs, to complete the presentation.

[@oumardiop1]

i did too or that those were the different food options

[@levranz1054]

How worse It can be? Is it even worse than Iguana-On-a-Stick?

[@wannabehistorian371]

“Salad, pasta, green beans, bread...” Huh, doesn’t seem so bad- “Cookies...” Excuse me? “Coffee, milk...” Uhhh... “and Kool-Aid” Why. Who made this abomination?!

[@tylerlegend7205]

Its coffee,milk or kool aid*

[@SSKJ64]

It was a collaboration between Satan, Hitler, Bin-laden, and That Vegan Teacher

[@TitaniumSteelGreatest]

@@SSKJ64 better be soy milk or vegan teacher would freak

[@rigmaroul]

yummy 🙃😔

[@memestealer426]

"Hm doesnt sound that ba- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK"

[@novemberseventh1917]

Imagine being the one guy who actually likes nutraloaf You could break all the prison rules and be rewarded with a "delicious" meal!

[@jerryhu9005]

"He's too dangerous to be left alive!"

[@carllarsen]

warm with sriacha it's not bad

[@charlesedwards2348]

When I worked as a guard we actually had three dudes that requested load as their meal nearly everyday. Outside was the left overs of the previous days meal and it wasnt always dry and unpleasant.

[@EpicGhostShadow]

@@charlesedwards2348 interesting

[@duccline]

@@charlesedwards2348 why

[@carnauris1726]

"prisoners deserve a hearing prior to being subjected to the loaf" is the greatest phrase ever spoken on this channel

[@MayankSharma-sh7fp]

How’s that related to the sentence?

[@cumunist2120]

@Stella Hohenheim yes prisoners deserve a slave before being subjected to the loaf

[@kap1526]

@Stella Hohenheim actually you get treated way better than a slave would

[@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar]

@@MayankSharma-sh7fp Hello fellow Ravenclaw

[@MayankSharma-sh7fp]

@@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar YESSSSS RAVENCLAW FOREVAAAA

[@hotmojoe2483]

To be fair, being sentenced to “the loaf” is indeed an unusual punishment

[@AttractorsAltAccount]

it is time to enter t h e l o a f

[@gorbsupreme7555]

@@AttractorsAltAccount NOOOOOOOO

[@eclipse4507]

Better than a cockmeat sandwich anyway.

[@aspiechan420]

But not cruel. Cruel is being set on fire alive, skinned and dragged down the road behind a truck. Or being forced to swallow acid/other foul things.

[@MythSpeed]

@@aspiechan420 the loaf is foul

[@notmenotme614]

Military catering: “Write that down! Write that down! Why didn’t we think of this?”

[@MrManniG]

School caterers did this years ago

[@cashews224]

@@Eye_of_a_Texan have you ever had a real MRE? Some of them are DELICIOUS!

[@crimsontheworld772]

Charles the french reference?

[@PirateCat822]

@@cashews224 yeah,I heard the Swedish MRE has Swedish meatballs in them.

[@cashews224]

@@PirateCat822 even in the states the meatballs in marinara is considered the best.

[@bobin3113]

Prison: *bans food* School: that'll be 14,99$

[@chriskatz2355]

They do it at about 4/5$ now. But yah in 50 years 15$

[@techhelpportal7778]

Me: packs lunch School: you weren't supose to do that

[@adonisthegod6813]

In my school we have free food

[@bobin3113]

Yes i too have free food but Americans are who mostly watch hai

[@adonisthegod6813]

@@bobin3113 ye i live in europe

[@michaelestis6685]

How peculiar that bad food is considered a violation of rights, but psychosis inducing solitary confinement for 23 1/2 a day (for months or even years) is just peachy.

[@eragon78]

to be fair, things like Solitary confinement have been brought into question legally a lot as well. There are plenty of people trying to get it banned as a form of unlawful torture.

[@Meboy-uv5td]

nah man, you see, Cruel AND unusual punishment is bad, solitary confinement isnt unusual ya see

[@Me-ui3ug]

So a child rapist/serial killer should live the same way as a drug user or dui?

[@eragon78]

@@Me-ui3ug they should live in a way that doesnt violate basic human rights. Solitary Confinement is basically torture. Its literally been documented to be a form of mental torture. Even the worst criminals dont deserved to be tortured or stripped of all human decency. Doing so would make us monsters no better than them and defeats the entire point of prison anyways. The point of prison is to punish and rehabilitate people back into society (most of the time). But stripping away all human dignity is just cruel and inhuman of us. You shouldnt Dehumanize people who commit crimes. Their actions may be vile, and htey may be guilty of vile things, but an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. There are ways to punish people without stripping away their humanity.

[@xfuzzzygames6481]

@@Me-ui3ug Hey look, you found good examples of people that deserve the death penalty.

[@wamsang7818]

Prisons in Massachusetts: *we did it boys, disgusting food is no more" Schools in Massachusetts: *laughs in crappy school lunches*

[@PrivateMcPrivate]

Meanwhile in New York:My school lunch is actually pretty good.

[@frequentlycynical642]

I loved my school lunches. Of course, that was sixty or more years ago when we had "Lunch ladies" that actually cooked the food onsite. Dishes and utensils washed and reused, not huge bags of foam and paper to the dump. Nothing packaged and/or branded, like I see today when I've visited grandkids.

[@nathanaelmalm5641]

Isn't there more money going to prison food than school food lol

[@nathanaelmalm5641]

@@frequentlycynical642 some still make great food. My school had an award winning cook who made great food, but she quit about 2 years ago. The cook that replaced her is so bad that I sometimes ask myself how she managed to get the job. Often there's nearly no seasoning on the food and/or it's under/overcooked.

[@nathanaelmalm5641]

@@frequentlycynical642 I'm glad, though, that I live in Sweden where the school food is free, so if I'm low on money I can still eat.

[@Flint_Inferno]

Judge: I sentence you to one meal of the loaf. *bangs gavel* Lawyer: Your honor, please! That punishment is too severe for my client!

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Judge: "I sentence you to being forced to eat the loa-" Them: *dies on the spot*

[@PrivateMcPrivate]

@@TinyDeskEngineer HAHA!HE DIDNT FINISH!

[@NoodleProductions]

Couldn’t we think of an alternative? 100 years in prison, perhaps?

[@Rayalot72]

Almost as severe as being sent to Detroit.

[@tamalemonster]

Seriously. Are we going to be so weak on crime we want to ensure law breakers the right to state provided meals with a minimum taste requirement? A hard to enforce slippery slope. What's next, no instant mashed potatoes? Or no bars because it might make them feel trapped and hurt their psyche?

[@paul2019.]

“I’m an activist” “For what?” “Anti-nutraloaf”

[@cedricye1767]

Judge: "You have 2 options, 1 loaf meal or execution." Sentenced Guy: "Isn't it obvious? Bring out the firing squad."

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

Judge: What's your last meal request? Convict: Nutraloaf. Judge: 😳

[@januaryramadhan7765]

@@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer lmao

[@TitaniumSteelGreatest]

@@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer "I wanted both, Your Honor 😏

[@poketrainerrandy5960]

@@TitaniumSteelGreatest "Now if you would please be so kind as to fire the loaf up my ass, Your Honor."

[@TitaniumSteelGreatest]

@@poketrainerrandy5960 I forgot I posted the comment and got genuinely scared and worried

[@Techtastisch]

1:08 you got me there.

[@christophwagenknecht178]

Hätte dich hier nicht erwartet, aber du bist wohl auch ein man of quality

[@Lamborghinjo]

@@christophwagenknecht178 man of culture! 😄

[@z_t636]

Ehre

[@blackferrets820]

irgendwo her kenn ich ich

[@Ingenius_]

Einfach auf jedem Info/Science Channel auf KZbin hahhahaa

[@SavageGreywolf]

There's a former local judge who would describe "loaf" when trying to 'scare straight' juvenile offenders.

[@doujinflip]

Ironically, *lobster* was once considered a violation of human rights because of how often the "trash of the sea" was fed to prisoners... and now look how much we _pay_ for a plate 🦞💰

[@aidanquiett668]

Shotguns used to be considered the same level of cruelty as bio weapons and torture by the germans in WW1 because it was so powerful once inside the enemy's trench. I have a feeling that we will look back on this too and see that yet again the past didnt understand what is common knowledge in the future

[@rcksnxc361]

Aidan Quiett so basically shotguns were too op and they had to remove it?

[@dwightschrute4506]

@@rcksnxc361 Yeah they got nerfed :(

[@StalkinU]

@@aidanquiett668 so what your saying is nutraloaf should be expensive instead of a well deserved treat for inmates. Must be fun living in your bubble.

[@macsnafu]

I don't think prisoners were given garlic butter and candle light to eat their lobster with, to say nothing of those cute, little lobster bibs.

[@jacobhaft9714]

2:27 Ironically, in a prison, that food could very well have been cooked by a rat, in both meanings of the word.

[@andrewzheng4038]

and quite possibly cooked *with* said rat as well

[@shootymcshootfacekoff7972]

@@andrewzheng4038 also both meanings or

[@lampoilropebombs0640]

To be fair, this is what an average human dish would probably taste like to a rat

[@namenamename390]

If you need do describe something as "technically edible", I think you should stop right there.

[@soup331emd5]

there are a lot of things that are technically edible, but you don't see me out there scarfing down my lawn.

[@jhoughjr1]

everything is technically edible once

[@joermnyc]

Reminds me of that time Homer Simpson declared all foods should be eaten in nutritional bar form, which he then tried to do with spaghetti and meatballs. One bite later: “Hospital please.”

[@theflanman1986]

Haha 5lbs of spaghetti in a small bar

[@bensoncheung2801]

100th like

[@thomasprovitt1806]

Hi. I worked as an inmate supervisor in a corrections kitchen. I saw one loaf in my 6 months there. It was served to an inmate in the segregation unit who tried to squirt feces and urine at the corrections officers out of his cell access panel during tray collection after a meal. Nutrient Loaf Is absolutely as disgusting as it sounds and is absolutely used as a punishment. But tbh, its a comparatively small symptom at the top of the mountain of issues plaguing the American corrections system. The base goals of our corrections systems need to be driven towards rehabilitation not punishment, as it is now, before we can fix institutional "administrative foibles" Like NutriLoaf and camera coverage dead zones. The reform necessary to make our CJ system effective and safe is a generational effort at least. That's how absolutely FUBAR the whole thing is. Thanks guys for the work you do in educating people on the massive injustice and criminality in our corrections and justice system.

[@WaynesStrangeBrain]

We have so much emphasis on individual responsibility. Sure. But if you want things to actually change, *statistically*, you have to address root influences

[@e.moonbound2420]

What is a "segregation unit"? The Civil Rights Act didn't get to prisons yet?

[@geekerandy8773]

@@e.moonbound2420…you do know that “segregation” is not limited to just race, right?

[@FayeVert]

It's short for "administrative segregation housing unit" pr some variation of that - basically a nicer term for "solitary confinement". Solitary is known for making people go very crazy very fast, and that inmate probably wouldn't have tried the feces thing if he hadn't been put in there in the first place. There's a documentary called "solitary nation" you can watch about it.

[@saintsinningsword]

Make me a loaf.

[@Appl3forPFP]

From what I’ve seen here, Nutraloaf is absolutely edible. It just so happens to be so edible that it comes full circle and becomes *just barely* edible.

[@the_jingo]

Do you eat ice cream with ketchup? This’s basically that but way worse all ingredients are absolutely edible separately but together they’re abhorrent

[@Appl3forPFP]

@the_jingo Edible doesn't mean pleasant to eat. Shoe leather is technically edible (emphasis on *technically*), but I'm pretty sure nobody would ever want to eat their shoes. On the other hand, nightshade berries are apparently very pleasant to eat, but they're still super poisonous.

[@scottsieke7948]

I was pretty far through this video before I realized you weren’t going to circle back and reveals that recipe as a joke, and that was ACTUALLY what they were serving...

[@robhulluk]

Same. I was like "This must be a joke. Surely it's a joke. Wow, it's real!"

[@deejaydaiel9181]

Prisons: Nutraloaf is so bad, we banned it. School cantines: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

[@AxxLAfriku]

hi dee

[@jimmyjohn6504]

@@AxxLAfriku wait Axxl made a normal comment!

[@PrivateMcPrivate]

@@AxxLAfriku Arrested for previous crimes

[@rock3tcatU233]

School cafeteria ladies: WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@PatataMaxtex]

"Nutraloaf is so bad, it is banned in prisons" Me: "So what, prisoners are people aswell" "It is banned in American prisons" Me: "HOLY SHIT!!"

[@tim..indeed]

You know it must be REALLY bad when it's not allowed in the US

[@pr0xima528]

@@tim..indeed the freedom is strong but the loaf is stronger

[@tylerlackey1175]

Reddit moment

[@Thomas-lu8mp]

But it's not banned in American schools

[@MonkeyJedi99]

@@Thomas-lu8mp Have you ever MET a child? Serial killers are sometimes better humans.

[@colevano]

Wait. They make all that spaghetti, salad, etc. and then chop it up and shove it in the oven? Seems like extra steps are being taken to be more cruel to prisoners.

[@ryanpenrod1859]

They already have to cook all that food for the rest of the prisoners, they just make it into a loaf for the ones being bad.

[@Vher_]

If I understand correctly, it's actually just leftovers from regular meals blended and loafed up rather than meals made for the sole purpose of turning them into sick

[@nuarius]

That is still taking extra steps fore the sole purpose of being more cruel.

[@Burgeonite]

Yep, that’s pretty much it. The point is that they want to be cruel. Glad it’s being banned in some places.

[@wormcowboy]

It absolutely is just being cruel with extra steps

[@lamenwatch1877]

"Is everything alright, sweetie? You haven't even touched your Nutraloaf." Edit: 2:26 This is exactly what Remmy DIDN'T want when he saw Linguini throwing ingredients into the pot! 🤣

[@aidensface4131]

Some dude staring at a nutri-bullet: "I bet that tastes fucking delicious..."

[@johnladuke6475]

Look, I don't swallow nutri-bullets for fun, or on a regular basis. I was young, I needed the money, and they said nobody I know would ever see the video.

[@60secondfinance81]

Next video on Wendover Productions: The logistics of bad airplane food

[@markchinguz4401]

It's because the lower pressure makes your tastebuds less effective

[@cappyjones]

@@markchinguz4401 I thought the planes were pressurized? 🤔

[@annoyingperson2255]

Gonna like once more then 69 likes

[@declaniii6324]

@@cappyjones yes, but there isn’t as much pressure as there is on the ground. If there wasn’t a difference it wouldn’t make your ears pop

[@elijaha773]

@@cappyjones I think it is more the moisture levels, not pressure.

[@cymond]

Vaguely related personal experience: I spent 56 days in the hospital. After 42 says, I could barely choke down the food. After 50 days, I couldn't even be in the same room as the food without gagging. I would wake up coughing and retching, look over, and see a plate of hospital food on my table. I resorted to ordering delivery once a day, and splitting it into 2 meals. And that's not even food designed to be a punishment.

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

True. Its absolutely tasteless and somewhat disgusting compared to my or my mom cooking. Cant imagine WHAT is bad food if that is a good one.

[@Subject_Keter]

I was in the hospital for 5 days after my spine tried to cut my spinal cord and.... that hospital may be named after a saint but that is the kind of food you force sinners to eat.

[@rorqualmaru]

The food in the hospital I was recovering in was actually pretty decent. A bit bland but a good variety of different items so it never felt monotonous.

[@WilDBeestMF]

Hospital food and regular prison food has TOO MANY SIMILARITIES FOR COMFORT.

[@MrEnjoivolcom1]

Yall are insane. Hospital food in pretty okay! And sometimes even pretty dang good. Dunno what sort of sweet silver spoon you guys have had but as long as you get some good ole southern black women in the kitchen, youre ginna get some good tasting food! You were most likely at a hospital that bought and served packaged or frozen-thaw foods.

[@micahrockwell3267]

I'm 90% sure that the Nutraloaf was served at my cafeteria a few weeks ago. This is not a joke, I'm being 10/10 serious right here. Looked almost exactly the same as the photo.

[@marcel1372]

they got the same companies supplying food to schools and prisons

[@gurglemurgle5]

@@marcel1372 Who's saying those things are different?

[@reddysetgo1341]

prisons: this food is so bad that we banned here schools: *finally, some good fucking food*

[@aabbccddeeffgghhiijjkkllmm4357]

Buffalo meat loaf 🍞

[@joshuaidugboe214]

I always wanted to know what is inside meatloaf, is it bread or is it meat. I assume its bread because chocolate meatloaf with actual meat sounds gross.

[@techhelpportal7778]

I pack lunch

[@rednetherbrick3178]

Ahahahhaa

[@johnwhite7700]

Are you from the U.S. ?

[@thefozzybear]

From serving lobsters to nutraloaf, the US correctional system has progressed.

[@MenloMarseilles]

One of my lawyer friends researched this topic by actually trying to go on a "disciplinary Nutraloaf diet" to see what it's like, back in 2009. (There's an after action report from this at kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6S6lqJ-ZbScgpY) It turns out the biggest punishment factor here isn't even the loaf itself! What *really* upgrades it to "cruel and unusual punishment" is that eating the same food over and over again without any variation, especially when it's not particularly *good*, is a uniquely maddening form of monotony.

[@WildBluntHickok]

Did he remember to use food well past it's expiry date that has then been left on the kitchen counter overnight? Because from a medical standpoint it's a non-issue: nutraloaf is illegal.

[@jhoughjr1]

not to mention in institutions, meals are a bright spot in the day.

[@primitivestudio1]

Thanks for sharing. This reminds me of my times on a US submarine doing food onload. While daisy-chaining boxes of food on a submarine for deployment I would often see boxes of food that would say this: "UNFIT FOR PRISONER CONSUMPTION". What is sad is in Military submarines are considered to have some of the best food, yet we had food that was marked not good for prisoners, a lovely way to support the troops.

[@richardrhodes9664]

I really want to know about the 61 year old German who was almost made queen of England. Why would you make this video private just before I clicked on it to watch? Rude af

[@richardrhodes9664]

If this video is released again after this comment. I’m not psychic. I’ve just ‘rang dat bell’ and you should too for content that is at least half as interesting as you expected it to be.

[@Treebark39]

I think it’s because he forgot to throw his sponsorship on it. Wouldn’t be shocked if it goes back up with dashlane plug soon lmao

[@mlgdigimon]

True

[@sawyerlittle1812]

nutraloaf looks like something my cat would throw up 🤮

[@imblack011]

And it's the same color as my vomit. No, I'm actually being serious.

[@KSPAtlas]

Leave Shrek alone

[@aaeve5676]

Probably still more delicious than whatever I can cook. Edit: Damn, People are more supportive than I thought, Thanks though.

[@Bird_Dog00]

Given that this compressed pigs food is apparently made by blending pasta, salad, cookies and coffee together, that's truly a rare talent you got there, bro... ;)

[@zuglymonster]

NO, no it not.

[@winnamon7587]

Minute ramen is awesome, don't downgrade yourself

[@PrivateMcPrivate]

@@winnamon7587 It is!I love it!

[@MOCHERlK]

I cook my chicken with uranium so you probably better then me

[@cobramcjingleballs]

I was falsely arrested by temple terrace police, guess where, fl, for trying to file a complaint against an officer. Won a 100k settlement, but no one wanted to report about it. But while in jail illegally for 11 days in which I sprained my ankle with no treatment other than 1 tylenol, they also fed us something called pork, sounds good on menu, which looked and smelled like a lump of cat food. Lost 10 lbs in that 11 days...join the florida jail diet!

[@piekay7285]

In some German prisons the inmates are allowed to cook their own meals. Same in Norway. (The prisons with the highest rehabilitation rate)

[@b.6603]

The punitive prison system serves no purpose other than manufacturing human suffering. We will abolish it! :)

[@sampowell5346]

@@b.6603 agreed! :)

[@lemonandgaming6013]

@@b.6603 :)

[@RN1441]

I'm of the impression that prison models also depend on the culture of the inmate population. In China, I understand that they switched FROM a rehabilitation model TO a punishment model after the former proved ineffective (alternately, because the latter proved profitable for prison officials and politicians, but hey....)

[@samhouston1979]

Doesn’t Germany let out murderers after only a couple decades too?!

[@FBIagentObama]

*“Technically counts as food” best description of my moms food lmao*

[@DeerJerky]

Wait a minute-

[@chadsworthgigafuck7076]

F

[@HomebrandFishfood]

What’s Obama’s last name?

[@FBIagentObama]

@@HomebrandFishfood care

[@bruhz_089]

@@HomebrandFishfood gaming

[@jimmyzhao2673]

"For Profit Prisons' will try to save costs wherever they can, Food costs being one of the areas they always want to cut back on.

[@BillPickle]

"Prisoners at least deserve a hearing before being subjected to the loaf" What a time to be alive

[@gracenotme671]

Bill love your profile picture

[@BillPickle]

@@gracenotme671 Thanks! Pickles are wonderful

[@calebjaymes9710]

For rreal. Just give em the loaf who cares, it's just loaf

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@BillPickle And he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen

[@37beers58]

I worked DOC for 2 years dealing with the corruption & illegal shit before I could finally find a new job. Can confirm. Inmates in confinement (as opposed to open pop housing, for problematic inmates) would rather go hungry and not eat at all vs eating the loaf. Many times I'd have to give it to them and they'd just tell me no, not to even put it in the food flaps.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"You have broken multiple rules, you now must eat the loaf" "Finally, now I get to use this gun I hid in my pocket!" *shoots self*

[@RegularEarthlingEngineer]

I find it hard to believe that a food would be so bad it would be banned in prison, I am clicking in this video to see if my disbelief is with merit. Edit title is correct. My disbelief was without merit. I am awaiting the brick episode.

[@jackrollins2847]

well was it????? dont leave us in the dark!!!

[@RegularEarthlingEngineer]

@Adolf Hitler interesting name for your KZbin account. Would you care to explain why your named that and why your pfp is what it is?

[@Finn_Ryan]

I mean the loaf kinda looks like a brick. Maybe this was the brick episode

[@francoisunger6466]

Isn’t there like a full 2 hours episode on bricks on nebula?

[@Septimus_ii]

@@francoisunger6466 Yep, there's a mega-episode all about bricks. Well kinda about bricks. If anyone asks, it's just bricks.

[@albertmiller2electricbooga897]

School canteens: I’ll take your entire stock

[@turtlevolcano]

Lmao

[@TOSkwar22]

The comment immediately above yours right now: "Robinson (Robi) Iliev 6 minutes ago I already know these comments are gonna be "wow my school lunch made it into this video""

[@999manman]

I'd still like to try it just once to see what the fuss is about.

[@Yamezzzz]

A bite of it sure, not the whole bloody lot.

[@CesarMartinez-wi7wc]

Just go to school on a Monday and ask for free lunch

[@lunatpr5594]

Same

[@CreeperMan-dr6ql]

I tried it. DONT. DEAR GOD DONT. WHY.

[@nguyenduyphuc3924]

@@CesarMartinez-wi7wc or Friday, hell, any days would works

[@radianzero]

Incoming: *My schools lunch food* comments.

[@Attaxalotl]

Do you know how bad school food out here in the SW is?

[@bluisarchived5527]

@@Attaxalotl bag of milk and rotten seasoned mike n like?

[@taliesinriver]

I've seen two comments saying those comments will be here but not actually any *my schools lunch food* comments.

[@Attaxalotl]

@@bluisarchived5527 No, but the milk tastes sour for some reason and the mac & cheese tastes like a mix of the sharp part of cheddar without the actual cheddar flavor and the color orange.

[@yourseatatthetable]

A few things to consider: These 'loafs' are usually used when an inmate is very disruptive, which includes throwing feces, spitting, and prison food, at correctional officers and staff. These loafs', in Iowa anyway, are usually (and supposedly) left overs from a previous days meal, blended then baked. Consider that much of the food products used in prisons are well past expiration dates (very well past), and/or considered rejects that cannot be sold for public consumption. By leaving them at room temperature it expedites bacteria growth that can and is harmful to humans. Then there is the 'appeal' portion, you know, where we, as human beings, prefer food that looks edible, even appetizing? The combination of the above often results in something that a goat and most dogs would turn their noses up too. Feeding the said inmate this loaf, several times a day, for weeks on end, often results in huge weight loss and pushing said inmate to the border of medical distress. (Most refusing to eat such a item until starvation forces them too, or they pass out from the lack of food, at which point the prison medical staff are forced to induce feeding (i.e. via a tube down the throat) which causes injury and severe violation of said inmate's person. Now, it is not, in general, the prisons intent to do this but they are obligated by law to 'keep said inmate' alive, period. So yes, by the basic definition of cruel and unusual, this qualities. For the inmate, for the officers and staff that have to administer such treatment, and for humanity in general. Don't think so? Then I challenge you to buy the cheapest, oldest foodstuffs you can, blend them with your coffee, milk, etc., and baked them, then feed them to your family and yourself at every meal for say, two weeks. Record the results physically, mentally, and socially. You might change your opinion.

[@benjaminma1788]

Incredibly well written

[@allylilith5605]

if I had to go to prison, and I then still decided to throw around my own fecies in there like an ape, I wouldnt have the audactiy to complain about free food, no matter how bad it is

[@yourseatatthetable]

@@allylilith5605 Easier said then done. Even though I can imagine what a subsistence level floob in the worst third world country eats daily, and considers themselves grateful that they had something to eat, I cannot, without having faced years of the same diet, truly comprehend what it is to have had to face that every day.

[@buddy8559]

I challenge you to go work in a prison and actually have shit thrown on you. To have your family threatened by gang members. Don't think they can't have someone sent to your house while they know you are at work and rape your wife and kill her along with your kids. Go to work behind those walls and fences and tell me how easy it is to manage killers rapist child murders doing life without parole and could care less about you or your health and well being. I do not agree with being served something that is expired but who gives a damn about if it looks edible. I challenge you to go to work in a prison maximum security prison in administrative segregation with the worst inmates on the farm and work for say two weeks. Record your results and you will change your opinion. Oh and be prepared to be forced work 16+ hours a day for 6 days in a row with those law abiding rule abiding non disruptive never staff assaulting inmates that are complete angels.

[@allylilith5605]

@@yourseatatthetable this is what makes it a punishment in the first place. I imagine being in prison alone isnt fun and it shouldnt be. the point is that people who are criminal get punished and people who still do despicable crap while already in the prison need some sort of potential punishment like this awful food. people need positive AND negative motivation to assure that they behave well, otherwise, what is going to stop people from throwing their own shit around and do they really deserve the same diet and treatment as the other people who get thrown at for no reason?

[@paniniman6524]

When your bat soup is so good the whole world knows about about it in a month: shef

[@creamytwinky2515]

Makes you wonder why they combined apple sauce, spaghetti, and a cookie into a loaf instead of just serving it separately

[@sergiocalderon815]

Get it right, its a cookie or applesauce with your spaghetti. It is a prison after all

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

It was specifcally made as punishment. They literally said that in the video.

[@talltomtube]

Using leftover food and no need to give prisoners utensils to eat this. Less to clean and extra mental punishment to eat a meal by hand only.

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

Try watching the video and you’ll find out why. 🙄

[@DoomFinger511]

It's mainly served as a punishment for inmates who are known for throwing their food at guards. The loaf is much harder to make a mess with and less dangerous if thrown.

[@FleshWolf]

Sounds like something a low level comic villain would think of so that’s pretty cruel and usual

[@flamingkitsune2792]

when someone says "technically eatable" you know we have gone to far

[@shawnpitman876]

But there are many technically edible things out there, like tree bark, and clay. Are you saying that NATURE has gone too far?

[@HZVideosOfficial]

Petition for Gordon Ramsay to taste and review it

[@creshiell]

I just want a vine or a KZbin short of his reaction to someone describing how it's made. The comedic timing of the video ending when he's at peak disgust would be *chef's kiss*

[@jordanlaquey5325]

Sam and his team are single handily keeping the stock footage market afloat

[@AndGoatz04]

"THIS CRAP'S SO UNEDIBLE IT'S ILLEGAL"

[@ryanstratton3993]

I went to an inner-city elementary school which served dinner. They did serve this.

[@Ulissescars]

This school should be sued then, as they are serving illegal food.

[@scrumptiousbee1032]

You have been sentenced to jail for serving the forbidden loaf.

[@dwightschrute4506]

@@scrumptiousbee1032 as a result, eat this

[@evanleo7633]

when I was in the army one form of punishment is to eat MRE for dinner for a week, and I don’t even remember what we were punished for 😅

[@XKQ2]

Is it taht bad?

[@evanleo7633]

@@XKQ2 it’s actually pretty good in the field , but after eating it straight for a week you get” “food fatigue “ and even with heater the food never get to the level of real hot meal, especially after one day of training nothing is a better treat than a hot meal, knowing after the day you gonna eat some survival food on the ground it’s just…sad

[@stratis722]

3:30 i really didnt need a close up of a tongue

[@stledba9626]

Plus it’s fissured

[@500ccRabbit]

Nutraloaf isn't banned, it just can't be served without reason. It's primary purpose is that it can be slid underneath a door for an offender who's door can't be opened for some reason. I've met inmates who like loaf

[@johnladuke6475]

Except in the list of places he read off where it is in fact banned. Unlike the places you're talking about that require a good reason, and the other places where there's no rules about it at all.

[@500ccRabbit]

@@johnladuke6475 it's very clickbaity. It's like calling GTA "the game so violent it's banned!" Because a few places banned it.

[@3dsaulgoodman43]

Some of the food they sell at the school canteen is just as inedible, yet they charge you an arm and a foot for it. No matter how bad prison food is, at least it's free.

[@coreypowers2988]

No clue where nutriloaf stands but quote often prisoners are charged for their food too

[@cleverusernamenexttime2779]

All it costs is your freedom.

[@blizzxeno2125]

I really like the food in our school and it's also cheap.

[@3dsaulgoodman43]

You're pretty lucky.

[@timweber4318]

I constantly read about american students complaining about their school food... Question: why don't you bring your own food from home and eat better whilst saving money?

[@thomasblackwell9507]

He did not mention that the ingredients are spoiled already. He also did not say that Sheriff Arpiao houses prisoners in military tents even when it is an excess of 120 degrees outside. He also has brought chain gangs where the prisoners are expected to work in that heat.

[@frecio231]

US law be like: A shitty meal, no, that's too cruel. Death sentence, yeah, totally fair.

[@darealist690]

What should you give rapist and murders other then the death sentence, honest question.

[@frecio231]

@@darealist690 well, as killing someone doesn't resurrects people nor heals psychological wounds made by rapists that's why I say it's not useful.

[@darealist690]

@@frecio231 Oh I was just wondering

[@harrisontucker8397]

So if a man kidnaps two youth pastors. Beats them stabs one shoots and kills the other then locks them in a trunk of a car while one is still alive and lights the car on fire. That man should live.

[@johncod1690]

frecio is one of the people who sides with criminals because it appeals to his vanity and makes him feel smart by being a contrarian

[@Dani-ln6sp]

If you need a hearing to subject someone to "food" that definetly means it's cruel and unusual

[@RyanTosh]

Until one of the lawyers goes too far and accidentally gets the judge to rule that feeding inmates anything at all is cruel and unusual :p

[@cobramcjingleballs]

but to be fair....an odd tidbit of history, they used to serve lobster in new england as prison food, and lawsuit against that in early 1900s prevented that. XD

[@timvvs]

I couldnt imagine how bad it could be but they deadass just put a bunch of food AND drink together and called it a meal... I wouldnt wish that upon my worst enemy

[@JasperJanssen]

And they remove all the moisture from it first. So it’s not like it’s actually survivable on the loaf.

[@doordieace5high]

Me neither. And I actually used to eat saltine crackers topped with ketchup.

[@fqras]

Here’s a tip: punish them by teaching them how to be a good person. It’s a win-win situation that has been proven to work in Europe.

[@johnladuke6475]

You used a lot of words there that don't sell very well in America. They're not fond of "teaching", or of things "proven to work" and they're outright hostile to the phrase "in Europe".

[@jakekaywell5972]

@@johnladuke6475 Is it my time to act like a stereotypical angry American now? Alrighty then, here goes. *WHEE DON' KNEED AN-E OF YUR FURRIN IDEAS, YA HERE ME SISSY BOI?*

[@johnladuke6475]

@@jakekaywell5972 Prove me wrong, do what the man said. Or keep having the most people in prison. Your choice, your country. While it lasts.

[@jakekaywell5972]

@@johnladuke6475 I was being facetious. Just joking around. I actually think our prison system in the States is just awful and doesn't actually bother to re-integrate people into society.

[@macsnafu]

You'd need "good people" in the prison system in order to teach them how to be "good", wouldn't you?

[@andyjay729]

Bart Simpson (in 2021, if he had aged in real time): You're serving us Nutraloaf? I thought that was banned in this state! Prison cafeteria worker: Not quite. Krusty Brand Imitation Nutraloaf! 9 out of 10 inmates can't tell the difference! And since it's a different recipe, it flies right under the law!

[@gregorsamsa3016]

I've spent some time in the county jail(as an inmate) - a bit different than prison. We had those loaves there. Mostly I saw it being given to mental patients and those that would throw regular food at the sheriff's deputies. I worked in the kitchen and I was more concerned about the frozen food that had been expired for more than a year and the food that said "Not For Human Consumption" right on the box. The loaves I saw were made from whatever the meal would be, blended and baked, and would vary each day.

[@hollingharris659]

1:13 honestly my brain went straight to soylent green when i saw that and i gotta say, wasnt too far off

[@MuhChicken]

Great movie reference!

[@kaitojhh]

can we please talk about the stock video at 1:33

[@stledba9626]

Hi Bonnie bee

[@K_ingh16]

2:22 he missed the chance to say mom's spaghetti

[@JayJay-_]

* 2 days ago: Missed the chance to say its like lumbago

[@9PlatinumGamer9]

I just finished watching the video about a German queen of England, and suddenly the video was made private. Strange.

[@RGC_animation]

Which one?

[@FarfettilLejl]

It's not anymore

[@lwvmobile]

I know in Florida, the DOC is 'supposed' to only use the loaf or, 'management meal' for inmates in either confinement, close management, or any situation where inmates are required to be locked down, and only if they throw their trays of regular food or have used the food tray to cause damage or as a weapon, etc. Then, it has to be approved by the chief of security and classification, and then only lasts for three days and requires documentation on the behavioral patterns of an inmate during mealtime and any other face to face discussions to determine if they should continue the meal or let the inmate have regular food again.

[@boonekeller5275]

"You'd oughta be real hungry to wait in line for this crap, I'm ready to join Civil Protection just to get a decent meal"

[@fnutarf2085]

Prisoner Mood: Extremly low expectaions 30 Killed someone 12 Defeated faction leader 10 Disturbed sleep x3 -3 Awful prison cell -4 Slept in the cold -4 Ugly envorinment -10 Ate kibble -12

[@Alchemeri]

Ate without a table -3

[@OakDev]

Yes because eating something that tastes bad is so much worse than being locked in a room by yourself for a few days which can be incredibly damaging to people's mental state. How dare something tastes bad

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

Nobody said it was worse than solitary and, fun fact, most people who care about inmates human rights to the degree that they are against them being served "food" like this are ALSO against solitary confinement.

[@jeltje50]

It's almost like both can be bad. Shocking I know right....

[@thelegend8570]

Wait... so they make actually good food, put in all the effort and then... throw it all in a blender? what the fuck?

[@johnladuke6475]

I'd guess that the ingredient list is almost exactly the same was what would be served "fresh" on their tray as individual food items, and at the end of dinner the leftovers that weren't served get mashed together and baked to cool overnight. That way leftovers get used up daily and there's always loaf ready for punishment - and it can be frozen for later if it's not needed right away.

[@calebjaymes9710]

Its loaf, get over it

[@IceBlueLugia]

From what I’ve gathered from research, it’s leftovers blended together

[@TheTrainmobile]

Why was the most recent video privated? Was there an error in that video? I understand if that is the case or something similar.

[@Treebark39]

I think it’s because he forgot to throw his sponsorship on it. Wouldn’t be shocked if it goes back up with dashlane plug soon lmao

[@deathrobloxian]

I've been wondering that to

[@mlgdigimon]

Yeah same

[@taskdon769]

I don't know, maybe certain joke in the video triggered censorship.

[@Treebark39]

I KNEW IT

[@mattczech1473]

Say what you want about nutriloaf, sounds like it’s at least healthier than what a lot of people eat in America

[@greenmachine5600]

Stereotypes

[@FantFrei]

but thats just a theory A FOOD THEOR- oh wait wrong channel

[@TechnoLadz]

“The food so bad it’s banned in prisons” Me: my school dinners

[@noboom4025]

“Hahaha people I don’t like are LITERALLY Voldemort!! He’s a bad cop guys!!! Life is a Harry Potter book!”

[@oliverrainer5771]

He's an evil person tho

[@noboom4025]

@@oliverrainer5771 You right. But if somebody is a really bad person comparing them to a fictional wizard bad guy makes it sound either like they don't care or they are really making light of how awful he is

[@oliverrainer5771]

@@noboom4025 I never considered that perspective. You make a fair point. Do you think HAI should stop being so flippant w serious topics?

[@noboom4025]

@@oliverrainer5771 I mean its a case by case kind of thing but this in particular seems really disingenuous.

[@oliverrainer5771]

@@noboom4025 I think HAI's beliefs are pretty clear. I think he's trying to make light of a serious situation while giving his opinion. I can see where you're coming from though

[@dalethepalemale6855]

Would be three-quarters interesting to see a story of a successful prison hunger strike

[@ubergeek1968]

Look in any Federal Prison, they always work... under federal law, if a prisoner dies of starvation the warden can end up as an inmate. Nutraloaf is banned and even the "bread and water" punishment is strictly limited to no more than 7 days.

[@dalethepalemale6855]

@@ubergeek1968 Has that really happened where a warden ended up as an inmate?? That would make a fantastic documentary

[@ubergeek1968]

@@dalethepalemale6855 Yes, numerous times. Guards and Admin staff are often more corrupt than the inmates. There is a saying among inmates: "The only difference between the guards and inmates is the color of the uniform".

[@GoodKingBadd]

Punishment my eye, prison for profit uses it to avoid spending money on food.

[@ultratacoman956]

3:48 Help me they’re holding my family hostage

[@cans420]

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[@grandmafinallysnapped]

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[@technicallylegocrazy8766]

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[@mysterious7215]

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[@adriansookai]

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[@eclypsaqueen7013]

Now I want to know what it tastes like.... see me choking ten days later and screaming “NEVER AGAIN”

[@liberace2528]

Really annoying when people use the term illegal and immigrant interchangeably.

[@asies8905]

Mom: we have food at home Food at home:

[@twicethegalo]

1:50 - 'That doesn't sound bad at all!' 1:53 - Oh.. 1:54 - OH 1:55 - STOP

[@dontcheckmychanel]

I swear the stock footage in these gets more stock footage-y with every passing episode.

[@FlyingMozzarella]

Thank God this vid wasn't uploaded on Wendover

[@stubbig]

Wendover more like Bendover lmao

[@adamo1242]

@@stubbig ha, ha, ha, so funny 🙄😴

[@notmuch_23]

If you give meal loaf to _every_ inmate, it's not unusual anymore. *taps temple *

[@BeorEviols]

It seems like in America treating inmates like human being is an impossible to comprehend concept

[@gsw8734]

They do...

[@LeeryMuscrat]

It's because we see prisoners as being there for punishment, not reform. It's a blessed up way too think of it really

[@justinparham5056]

Have you ever looked at how other countries treat inmates? I would say we are on the better end.

[@HappyGick]

@@justinparham5056 Scandinavia: *are you sure about that*

[@OutOfNamesToChoose]

I'd say that you're treated as you should be if prison standards are between South America and Scandinavia.

[@r3ttgaming177]

Is this the new fighter in Smash? I can really see that, "the loaf of law enteres the battle".

[@Chelliott9]

Imagine your food being so bad the person eating needs a whole hearing to make sure it's not overkill to make them eat it 💀

[@joemother6200]

I honestly expect him to talk about how prisoners can’t be served lobster too much