Halo 3 - Funny Dialogue

[@StanTVXD]

"Chief can i be your friend" Same

[@TonysInformer]

Lol

[@pamelamoser7748]

4:58

[@lovingcanadiancan1751]

I swear one of those marines is just Nolan north doing a Christopher Walken impression

[@zacharymenchaca2336]

I literally was thinking that throughout the video lmao

[@Tonatheos]

Unless it actually *was* Christopher Walken, I think you're right

[@solairethesunlightwarrior8813]

I mean he did voice a marine you can look it up

[@christianbethel]

It is!

[@gomezmartinez9399]

It 100% is😂

[@aturtle6270]

“Damn. I like you too but Damn.” Heheh that’s a good one I gotta save it.

[@Kizzainpleh]

💀💀

[@rakysuchus3828]

I love how whenever the Grunts see Arbiter they make sure to make fun of the brutes so he doesn’t murder them LMFAO

[@philly_j_fry3774]

It’s funny when they get mad when you take away the covenant weapons that had cuz they knew they were better than their standard weaponry

[@Seriona1]

To be fair, the Needler is one of the most OP weapons in Halo.

[@mixmaster2909]

Lore wise human weapons were just as good if not better in some aspects to covenant weapons but it’s just in the games that human weapons suck

[@klaykid117]

They like the power weapons like beam rifles and fuel rod guns.

[@Stryfe52]

@LOAN NGUYEN needler can reload :(

[@Stryfe52]

@LOAN NGUYEN a reload is a reload!

[@loneshadow0844]

I liked how the previous Halo games broke the 4th wall

[@funkyreapercat5280]

Halo 5 broke the 4th wall...a lot

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

@@funkyreapercat5280 Mainly that one wonderful and hilarious Unggoy (Dimkee Hotay) on the level The Cliff.

[@disaster_chief]

this is not breaking the 4th wall, they're just talking to chief

[@Dxmindreader]

0:32

[@elijahnajera5425]

3:37 Marine: "Dude, first chance I get, I'm gonna get one of the ghost things." MC: *Looks over* 😒

[@benjamin6523]

I no right he is like um ok go get one I gust

[@ihaveanopinion1557]

@@benjamin6523 English 100%.

[@captainkeyes9913]

4:55 nothing makes me happier than this voice line :)

[@mrsejd3446]

especially that it came from ODST

[@slickcalf985]

@@mrsejd3446 and ODSTs hate spartans

[@slickcalf985]

@Alvin Nguyen installation 00 made a video about it

[@jojothejanitor2134]

It's honestly kinda wholesome the way he asks it.

[@somerandomdood3478]

@@slickcalf985 Well some ODST.

[@Ro-po2ej]

It caught me by surprise when the elite said “If we stare much longer we might as well exchange fluids”

[@ClericOfPholtus]

Like damn... getting steamy Elite bruh

[@Sticky_stick_man]

There’s prob some r34 of Arbiter x Master Chief or smth…

[@RetardedOADFPilot]

​@@Sticky_stick_man there is lmao

[@fourze4z138]

"Are you looking at me because I'm pretty? Or because you enjoy being slapped?" Jokes on you marine lady, its both.

[@chrisvoiers8729]

Lol

[@sethstowe9452]

That’s exactly what I said

[@waynedoyle536]

😂

[@TylerVanCleve]

3:36 that was perfect comedic timing

[@Mangos1021]

0:21 literally so many bodies of marines on the floor and he forgives him

[@blackfox7448]

I mean he was the last one standing and engagin some one with a shield that handled 3 burst fire and didn't shot back *kinda fair to be honest* xd

[@recyclebin5571]

3:46 The brutes are jerks! See? I said it!

[@lancecurry7538]

3:44 - "HE'S A ZOMBIIIIIIIE!"

[@RIGaming7110]

3:37 Marine: first chance I get, I'm going to get one of those ghosts things Chief: looks to the side and there sits 2 ghosts

[@benjamin6523]

One is deamg

[@caesarofmemes]

1:04 is what every loreseeker of the game wonders

[@Max-zg6ld]

If you read Contact Harvest you wouldn't

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

@@Max-zg6ld Yeah, great book, great lore, great grunt. Dadap was my favorite character

[@Espartanica]

And what any good lore master should know

[@simple__sigma3287]

They didnt want to lose their position in the covenant, due to the prophets having the same DNA as humans. Which will lead too many prophets or the prophets losing fame, my guess anyway.

[@Espartanica]

@@simple__sigma3287 You're wrong

[@yourfavoriteinstrument]

0:59 “Damn! I like you too but, damn!” Fucking gold

[@andrewotaku1679]

1:04 - Fun lore fact: there were many Elites who saw the bravery that humans displayed on the battlefield and actually wanted them to join the Covenant.

[@adamtheriault6743]

Fun fact: most of the Marine voice actors were brought back to voice the main characters of ODST The easiest to spot is the tank marine: Tanks beat everything, aw man, I could do this all day! That is the same voice as Mickey

[@tekesh8549]

Buck too

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

That would be Alan Tudyk who voiced that tank marine.

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

Yeah, Bungie brought back Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyk, and Adam Baldwin to voice playable characters in the Halo 3 spin-off and they even had their re-recorded lines for when Buck, Mickey, and Dutch are in the battlefield during gameplay.

[@johnleeka3282]

The marine that the brute that interrogates in sierra 117 is nathan fillion, who plays buck in odst and so on.

[@firefoxnoworkhelp5364]

I find it so amazing that they had people record sound files for these. Really gives the marines more character and same with alot of other small characters. The little details are what help make this game so great.

[@lexiplays1252]

3:37 was actually funny af

[@lagubrok92]

Of all dialogueS, why is it the elite's "please BLINK!!" that broke me?? LMAO

[@Animefanboy4life]

MAAAAAH THERES A WIERD SPARTAN IN OUR YARD!!!!! BLINK MOTHERFUKA!!!

[@Shadowtail]

Are we just going to ignore 1:03? I would love a spinoff where humans were a part of the Covenant.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

I wonder why some humans are not part of the banished. If they kicked rhe ass of the covenant then why not renegades who hate the unsc? There was still a lot of insurectionists left over.

[@wolftamer5463]

@@wastelandlegocheem I believe there actually are humans in the banished, just not that many of them.

[@alexanderfollowsChrist]

@@wastelandlegocheem the banished formed around when the covenant was falling so they didn’t really like the humans for the war

[@wastelandlegocheem]

@@alexanderfollowsChrist maybe that'd make sense if we understood them. But i don't know what the hell they stand for. Stremgth? Freedom of forced servitude? We don't know

[@alexanderfollowsChrist]

@@wastelandlegocheem They want control because the covenant didn’t give them that, it’s basically a revolution because their people were dying under the Prophets lies

[@shanes.6227]

0:33 fourth wall break XD

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

did I just hear stan lee

[@lancecurry7538]

0:32

[@andysexton8339]

I killed a grunt once and another one yelled “NOOOO! IT KILLED TOM!”

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

1:59-2:03 Alan Tudyk-voiced random marine. Same exact voice he later used for Mickey in Halo 3: ODST. 2:54-2:57 Nathan Fillion-voiced random marine sergeant which just had Nathan Fillion’s normal voice and he later voiced Buck in Halo 3: ODST with that same exact voice.

[@S117M4sterChief]

3:37 Dude, first chance I get, I’m going to get one of those Ghost things. >_>

[@MrYola44]

I accidentally shot the arbiter one time and I swear he said “hey watch it foo!”

[@Espartanica]

I believe it's in one of these funny lines videos. He says it in a really deep hood voice

[@cyberlisk9]

"He's a zombie!!" Tbh appropriate reaction.

[@jeddjoseph237]

2:17, damn, i dont want you to get coronavirus though, i'll pass on exchanging fluids

[@emmadixon9134]

I got tested but I am negative

[@jeddjoseph237]

@Jf Kaks please tell me you're joking about the asian thing..

[@jeddjoseph237]

@Jf Kaks u do know that doesnt mean that you're asian means u have the virus right? Or do you mean that Italy has more asians than Italians and they are all dying?

[@winstonchurchill5516]

@@jeddjoseph237 Got baited by the master baiter.

[@mobbarley1102]

Jf Kaks 😂

[@Alex.ActingandVO]

What’s amazing is how bungie took the time to make hilarious dialogue for AI in case players would try anything stupid, like staring or killing them.

[@jasonhahn8797]

3:30 "your gonna blink before I do." it was getting personal for him.

[@raptorwithagun5206]

5:11 though.

[@jonfroswa]

Me: _Is it too much to ask for both?_

[@ND_Dova]

Best line by far

[@chavzone]

@@jonfroswa n i c e

[@totallytubular1179]

1:24. Chief actually “does have blue eyes” no wonder why the oracle talks to chief so weirdly. He can barely understand most of the things he has does or can do

[@Espartanica]

Spark is delusional. Remember when he claimed to have met Chief before on Two Betrayals' opening cutscene?

[@jamestiberius9637]

@@Espartanica 343i tried making it cannon in a weird way but let’s not talk about it.

[@cedriccharpentier5144]

@@Espartanica Wasn't it actually beacause Spark met another forerunner descendant a long time before that ?

[@Espartanica]

@@cedriccharpentier5144 It's because Chief is a reincarnation of an ancient human who was friends with another human who became Guilty Spark. So Guilty Spark thought it was his friend from back then

[@cedriccharpentier5144]

@@Espartanica Oh thanks ! thought that was because Spark was once a Spartan whom the conscience was transferred in a blue box, which would explain why he is borderline crazy. Also I thought that the Chief had also spacetime superpowers which would allow him to actually travel back in time to befriend Spark. Guess I was wrong.

[@cyber_dragon_123]

"Our enemies are not going to kill themselves, you know" Truth: About that.

[@michaelkorenberg1313]

The best part of Halo is the dialogue, the fact that the AI can say dozens of different lines is just amazing and makes the game GOLD. Love Bungie

[@bobdmz6437]

They always get mad when you take their needlers, even when you give them better weapons.

[@liamdalemon1525]

Well the needler is pretty good all things considered. It has homing rounds, ammo is easy to come by and that's not even mentioning the fact that the thing blows up your enemies if you hit them enough.

[@bobdmz6437]

@@liamdalemon1525 honestly, that’s true. Besides the somewhat limited ammo, needlers are probably like the 3rd best weapon in halo.

[@MiauFrito]

They consider them to be power weapons

[@demigodgamez]

Elite: "If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids." Me: "Don't mind if I do."

[@Spaghetti-is-gross]

I've never done a wort wort before does it hurt?

[@andreamartinezz124]

💀

[@Cuirass_enjoyer]

2:19 well then

[@caboose8110]

Aw hell nah wtf bro

[@dusk3612]

Aw hell yeah Bro

[@benarchyuk837]

I swear I'm hearing Jonathan Ross doing the British marine voice lines

[@will4127]

2:48 "With a capital 'T' that rhymes with 'C' and that stands for Covenant."

[@LivingAlkalineSolution]

A marine on my scorpion once said: Tank beats hunter! Tank beats phantom! TANK BEATS EVERYTHING!

[@KentuckyWaterfall13]

This game taught me who Benedict Arnold was, learned something I never learned in school.

[@KopperNeoman]

A man who decided he liked the country he grew up in over the new one his mates were trying to build. If he'd have won, he'd be remembered as a hero.

[@silverscorpio24]

"I wonder if I can use this to dig my own grave." "You're gonna blink before I do." 🤣🤣

[@wolffrenzy2778]

"I have one word for you" **snore**

[@ryderstewart2324]

3:37 “first chance I get, I’m gonna get one of those gost things! 😃 * looks over to 2 open ghosts *”

[@Ace11946]

Odst in the middle of a battle: can i be your friend Cheif: *Wut*

[@CheddarVG]

3:37 They're right there.

[@xBluefirex1]

5:12 She can try to slap Master Chief, but it would be like slapping a wall. lol

[@sidewinderenigma]

3:37 "First chance I get, I'm gonna get one of those Ghost things." *Looks over at the Ghosts lying there waiting to be gotten*

[@jaimerotger2763]

The dude runs up to chief and says can I be your friend? 🤣🤣🤣 god halo is the best game there is I swear

[@bubbagumpytthegamer8872]

Great vid man, I always laugh at these

[@sirduckoufthenorth]

1:03 me too

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Finally, a Covenant soldier saying the REAL truth about Halo in the first place #humancovenantallianceplease.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

I'm i hearing things I just heard stan lee

[@stoneskull1673]

3:13 woah ok wooly woah

[@BeatDemon08]

That's actually a really good Christopher walken impression! Lmao

[@tokethedude1103]

Finally someone said it!

[@mixmaster2909]

My favorite one from the elites “did you kill him for sport? or ammunition?”

[@rileyblea3076]

2:49 omg "the music man" reference. YES!!

[@turnr3326]

Even hundreds of years later!

[@rileyblea3076]

@@turnr3326 exactlyyy!!

[@travisbryan663]

Lmao idk why but I’m just imagining a grunt somehow killing the arbiter and then seeing him jump back up and screaming he’s a zombie in full panic mode 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

[@TheT-90guy]

I love some of the fourth wall breaks, they're hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@JayPenrake]

Why do many of the marines in this game speak like Christopher Walken? I love it

[@BRACERFENIX]

I still find new voice lines to this day, and it’s HILARIOUS

[@trying2think765]

They’ve got some balls talking to Chief like that

[@mojo_joju]

Marines be like "I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND SHOW IT TO YOUR DYING EYES!!!" Meanwhile, Grunts: "I'll polish your boots! I'll polish your helmet!" The grunts are my favourite, ever

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

The Alan Tudyk-voiced marines are my favorite in this game! They’re so funny.

[@lumapop8245]

ahhhh it’s so nice to hear cayde’s voice actor in halo

[@Bioboss117]

2:26 MY FUCKIN GIRL

[@coolguy10098]

2:17 "If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids" You already know what I was thinking there

[@KaienKuran]

When I was on the Ark Spark randomly said "I wish I had lips" and I just...???

[@theicemanleaveth]

One of the best Spark lines I’ve heard of (but never seen in game) is when you shoot him, he says “Stop that, or I’ll teleport you back to the Library”

[@PP-cm4re]

“I’ll polish your helmet” 😂😂😂

[@LehySnek]

I want to excange fluids with an Elite

[@datboigokumi6048]

UwU

[@RampantFury925]

Bruh.

[@CeoOfTheBOIS]

Now this is an Avengers level threat

[@madzoroark5396]

Apparently, so do some of the marines.

[@Prophet1]

What about the grunt behind the rock on legendary? (The last mission)

[@Espartanica]

Most of these sorts of videos have it. It's best not to put it in every single one

[@briepare4516]

Um 2:03

[@burrowsb6531]

There was a line near the start of halo 3 just after they rescue Johnson and get back to base in the huge hallway sort thing if you go right to the end instead of the mid where your suppose to go it has some funny dialogue between two marines

[@Espartanica]

Everyone knows about the Red Vs Blue Easter egg

[@Whiteythereaper]

I can't believe they got Nolan North doing fucking Christopher Walken for 1 marine. 1 tiny little part of the game and they gave him like 2 hours in the booth to do multiple voices and he went with that for one of them. Amazing.

[@humanbeing9499]

"You should take a picture it'll last longer, ever heard that one before?" (or something) - heard it before in the reach one

[@gavart4509]

4:22 he does like a man in uniform

[@aaronbarrett5061]

"I'll Polish your helmet" line done something different to me 🤣 Im dying

[@SlySquriel]

I played this game a million times and didn't hear 90% of these

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

+SlySquiriel Me too. I guess it’s because you and I aren’t weirdos goofing off in the campaign and play the game like how it’s supposed to be played without that skull that extends the AI allies and enemies dialogue, without staring at our allies for too long, and without killing our own allies. You and I must play the right way.

[@danielbold6167]

3:02 Poor marine

[@Taveren]

Why do a bunch of them just sound like they are straight from the streets of New York

[@Tonatheos]

Despite being in Africa

[@chrisvoiers8729]

@@Tonatheos because they're the United Nations so they're going to sound all sort of languages because they come from everywhere the United States Britain Australia Etc

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

@@chrisvoiers8729 accents*

[@cullen3323]

0:08 is that Christopher Walken?

[@akirahisui-lucario5636]

Yes

[@Lyndonmaman]

3:58 I don't know why my man Chips was saying 'ass' instead of 'arse'

[@CanadianTeaMaker]

1:03 He actually makes a good point.

[@Spartan_Ghost98]

1:59 Rambo beat you to the punch

[@caezzy_]

Lol

[@dominiccoyne8730]

2:23 is that Michael Caine? Lmao

[@millionamax1]

“What about The Arbiter? Handsome fellow”

[@goon11789]

i could swear i’ve never heard the british marine voice before

[@christopherblanchard4871]

3:52 he didn't wanna let it go but he did

[@MLGKERMIT]

Now that I'm realizing it almost every single time in these funny dialogue episodes I feel like I'm least one of them has to break the fourth wall

[@spookytimejunction]

i remember when i was little at my grandparents house watching my grandfather play halo 3, when i had to go pee briefly. i think my grandfather had to go do something since he wasn't in the room when i came back, but when i walked in the room i was prompty greeted with "where ya been? takin a leak or somethin?" by one of the marines staring at master chief. it took me several years to realize that the marines in halo 3 were not in fact sentient, and that it was just a rare voice line.

[@themisfitbrigade]

0:10 The fact that’s the same VA for Nathan Drake and Richthofen, and he’s doing a Christopher Walken voice 😂

[@lukethelegend6370]

2:06 Its amazing people are still studying Americans history 500 years from now when there are hundreds of planets settled by humans

[@roaming224]

1:04 talk to paramount plus about that one, they seem pretty ok with it

[@localwargod3421]

2:17 *don’t tempt me with a good time*

[@sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610]

me in halo 3:*afk* the marines: hes just standing there... MENACINGLY!!

[@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334]

1:52 Actually... Oh wait that's Halo 2 Nvm

[@Resecupss]

New Achievement Unlocked! “Massacre Slaughter Kill Mass”

[@arnoldswaggerson6938]

1:24 I think he has blue eyes

[@AJadedLizard]

1:39 I *really* want to believe this is prompted by you having given Stacker the worst magnum in the series. I'd be pretty annoyed too.

[@jairsaldana5548]

1:04 damn I never thought of that imagine what it would be like

[@sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610]

_"whats the passowrd?" -caboose_

[@inkedseahear]

1:04 we would have been a great addition to the blind-followership of ignorant religions 3:58 Never change Chips, never change, we need you back 4:56 That meant a lot coming from an ODST

[@hit-manX5]

Benedict arnold exists in this universe confirmed, i think we can all rest easy now

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

Well, he was a real historical character…🤷‍♂️

[@hit-manX5]

@@thedestroyer2alltrolls411 well, this isn’t a real universe, anything is possible…🤷🏻‍♂️

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

@@hit-manX5 Yeah, but historical people that were real are public domain characters so it’s not surprising whether they exist too in fictional universes.

[@hit-manX5]

@@thedestroyer2alltrolls411 but they could easily not exist too, so to have confirmation that they do is good😃

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

@@hit-manX5 Whatever, but like I said, it shouldn’t be surprising if they did.