Halo 3 - Funny Dialogue 3

[@lordpatriot445]

I love how that female marine said something to Chief while 343 Guilty Spark is pushing her slightly forward by her butt saying, "Yessss... My precious" XD

[@melkor3496]

Gollum quote.

[@engineerbot]

Dick Thick'em that wasn’t edited in, his eye flashed to his speech.

[@rancorjoy5412]

She said he was making her uncomfortable

[@engineerbot]

Dick Thick'em I sure as hell don’t hear it.

[@smallbrain43]

Dick Thick'em that line is in halo 3 for the iwhbyd skull, it’s not edited in.

[@lykan2]

"I have Pictures on MySpace...." Me: Holy Shit MySpace is back in 2552

[@warlerker]

What a horrific future.

[@a_llama]

*onlyfans

[@Balls0001]

@@a_llama colab into myfans

[@Ribbons0121R121]

the return

[@gooseegg617]

Maybe it's only fans in the future

[@Fr0st1989]

The Brute saying "No inappropriate touching" was hilarious

[@cowgod1945]

I love that it implies sexual harassment is a problem for brutes So funny but it also makes sense

[@SomeordinaryProtogen]

Dialogue of a grunt saying stop moelesting me

[@brennongildersleeve5127]

That brutes been through some shit

[@rougerabbit1409]

sergeant humanoid ? I’m convinced i’m coming out

[@lovelybeard3596]

🤪😂💚

[@holdguard4624]

@@lovelybeard3596 What do those even mean?

[@ArbiterSky]

The "yeah" really sells it.

[@a_llama]

wished it said sgt humanson lol

[@LAZERAK47V2]

"Huh, that SOUNDS like Sergeant Humanoid..."

[@Barrelmoth26]

Appreciate the little RvB text colouring detail there

[@balticbvll2987]

fucking love that part

[@insert_username_here208]

I miss the old Rooster Teeth, before they all became corporate hack frauds. It all went downhill when Monty died and with Full Screen acquiring them.

[@Delta-es1lg]

@@insert_username_here208 I still can't believe they fired Joel. Guess there's not gonna be any more RvB, you can't have RvB without Caboose.

[@izzycalo9935]

Delta 118 there is more, but I don’t know if it will have the blues and reds, the next series is RvB Zero

[@insert_username_here208]

@@izzycalo9935 Who cares at this point. RvB is past its prime, hell Rooster Teeth is past their prime too. RvB is nothing but a shell of its former self and it will never be the same without its original cast. Like The Simpsons and Spongebob, why can't they just put this machinima\show out of its misery.

[@hamzies4630]

Grunt: quick, raise his visor, see if its man or laaady, Speech 100

[@chocov1233]

I'm imagining that Brute on your profile pic saying that.

[@hamzies4630]

@@chocov1233 craig knows what the ladies like

[@chocov1233]

@@hamzies4630 Aww Yeaaahh.

[@chipsdubbo1510]

lego yoda

[@araxshiriau9275]

“My orders for you are- GET IT OFF!”

[@chaplaingilgamesh2964]

I love that a Grunt somehow knows about Sherlock Holmes.

[@ImpelDragon]

Fun canon fact: Grunts love to trade and buy human items such as shows, books, video games, etc! www.halopedia.org/Black_market

[@ronn6946]

@@ImpelDragon so your saying there are problaly alien weebos in the halo universe?

[@damienmaymdien6367]

@@ronn6946 Halo Infinite: Master Chief walks in on a grunt watching hentai.

[@schwig44]

@@ronn6946 no, we're saying that there's waifu pillows bearing tags that state "MADE ON BALAHO"

[@noahmueller1468]

Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure the grunts, especially those on high charity before it got flooded, had a black market of alien media but mostly human made stuff

[@Subpar1O1]

"You were at the seminar" implies Chief goes to important meetings and participates, I can just imagine him sitting in a chair like a normal person but it collapses under his own weight thanks to the armour

[@Hiihtopipa]

It implied that chief was at the sexual conduct seminar 😅

[@snowblind9551]

I genuinely have no doubt. In the military, they have to attend sexual conduct seminars every month. Even SEALs and Green Berets.

[@Dazzybhoy31]

Imagining him just lightly hovering over the chair is funny

[@Robosapien_]

3:43 God damn of all the times to get that Guilty Spark line it was here?! Apparently even software gets comedic timing...

[@jameshogervorst8046]

I love how it's near 3:43 as well

[@spongemanicecone3289]

It’s too perfect

[@jajajajja3481]

He's too guilty for that a**

[@Greensleeves94]

The timing on that could not have been any better

[@Approvedjoey117]

He told me that he was a “real boy” when I kept shooting him on the Ark mission.

[@chaosinc.382]

4:01 "DING DONG, THE DEMON IS DEAD!" Just the genuine bloodthirsty joy in that delivery is perfect.

[@the_halofanb0y]

1:46 „He was my Lover!“ No, chief, why would you do it?!

[@Petemossnchaos]

EXACTLY WTF CHIEF

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[@mrhorny5037]

*Arbiter team kills* Elite: "Did you kill him for sport or ammunition" Arbiter: "I see you're a man of culture"

[@evidant]

as much as i hate suicidal grunts, i love "OHH I BET *I* CAN STICK IT"

[@darkoneter]

It's a reference to the Halo 2 demo where Cortana says to chief: 'Bet you can't stick it'. Really cool easter egg

[@evidant]

@@darkoneter lmao

[@fride0107]

IM HAVING A STROKE OR IS THAT ONE I REALLY BIG

[@andyfriederichsen]

"Please ENJOY my BRIGHT! BLUE! BALLS!"

[@XtreemAlan]

OH NO! I DIDNT MEAN TO TURN THESE ON! AAAAAAHHHH!

[@christianrios153]

Red vs Blue Voices 0:21 Tucker & Doc 2:30 Simmons & Grif 4:55 Church & Caboose

[@generalgrievous3667]

It’s Doc not donut

[@averagegrunt4582]

I ain’t even realize

[@jialin7]

@@generalgrievous3667 nah thats doc, there would have been an innuendo

[@SevenBendy]

This is them before they became Spartans

[@venomrulesall]

@@SevenBendy The Reds and Blues are not Spartans, they are/were simulation troopers.

[@Skell__]

The bits with the password are my favourite things ever, especially “We need ammo and the chief is out here!” ...... “Does he know the password?” “HE WASNT AT THE MEETING EITHER!”

[@CrowmanUK]

did you know depending on the diffcuilty they are both voice by the voice actors of red vs blue

[@toothlesstaco2685]

Which difficulty is it, me and my friend are replaying Halo 3 and we both love RvB so which is it?

[@devonterminator2697]

​@@toothlesstaco2685i am actually also replaying halo 3 but by myself just to get all the skulls

[@ryanrosen_]

@@toothlesstaco2685All of the difficulties show different lines, and each one is by different RvB voice members.

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

@@toothlesstaco2685 I want to say Normal gets the lines between Doc and Tucker, Heroic gets the lines between Grif and Simmons, and Legendary gets the lines between Church and Caboose.

[@2DLs2001]

"Yes...... My precious......" - Guilty 343

[@VenatariHendarian]

It’s so perfectly timed I love it.

[@BillyCobbOfficial]

1:23 - 1:32 is a story

[@toddbeauchamp6675]

I like to imagine the grunt line right after is also part of the story, (it’s safe to come out)

[@obiwankenobiwithinternetac7926]

He messed up its brother like that was my brother

[@shadowcalw6150]

P A I N!

[@rileyobrien3455]

Throw a track about it on the next EP.

[@schwig44]

GS actually do know a thing or two about that. Dude walked 500 miles around zeta halo just to walk 500 more and *still* not bang the girl

[@BillyCobbOfficial]

5:46 well that aged poorly

[@dougalbadger4918]

Why?

[@Deddshot]

Nah dude MySpace is gonna make a crazy comeback in 2552 just you watch

[@scarlettNET]

Oh hey it’s the funny Weezer guy

[@casenjones826]

Dougal Badger maybe cause MySpace became unpopular decades ago

[@Cactus_fucker]

I feel that a world where MySpace is the most popular social media site is the best one

[@commanderthorn3466]

1:40 it’s glad to see that the elites have picked up on human slang (also after watching the way they talk it’s hard to believe either side is taking this war seriously 😂

[@Delta-es1lg]

5:55 is subtitled incorrectly. Line is: "I fart in your general direction." Monty Python Reference.

[@donaldpetersen2382]

Ni!

[@iegendary-r8r]

leave now or I will taunt you a second time.

[@hebercluff1665]

​@@iegendary-r8r your mother was a hamster

[@nullhazard7569]

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES!"

[@217adaptiveperspective]

6:31 I don't think I want to know what that Brute is doing with the Grunts.

[@kennethmurray4417]

Something 'unique'

[@rey4874]

Something 'special'

[@darkchu5366]

I thought it was a elite

[@thelowground7741]

@@darkchu5366 you clearly haven't played halo 3.

[@justinrussell2865]

*1:45 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@cyanspartan1757]

2:46 I just now realized the voice actors from this scene and the one before are the ones that play the RvB cast! Awesome!

[@Joe-km5ou]

Simmons and Grif, and Church and Caboose show up later

[@cyanspartan1757]

@@Joe-km5ou neat

[@jamsanator0511]

No fucking way, I knew it!

[@GlyphWitch]

I'm pretty sure its not the actual voice actors just good imitations.

[@Joe-km5ou]

@@GlyphWitch No they were the actual voices

[@chipsarc]

Tucker talking to Doc through the door was the best thing I’ve seen all morning.

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

Chips Arc Tucker was taking to Doc

[@chipsarc]

Sergeant Marcus Stacker Really? It’s kinda hard to tell through the door.

[@ryanduckworth1779]

Behind the door to me it sounds like caboose

[@tear4442]

Sounded a lot more like Caboose than Doc to me

[@WildPhoenix989]

Sounds like simmons talking to grif

[@ogre7699]

3:44 dude. You fucking killed me. Holy shit, perfection.

[@ImpelDragon]

0:48 has me dying every time.

[@vanillachai4218]

"It's safe to come out. It's uhm Sergeant Humanoid" This one killed me

[@combine1175]

1:23 Chaster Mief is now sad.

[@brotherjohannes6617]

Ah yes CHASTER MIEF

[@HCXVII]

Chaster Mief

[@parunox1702]

Wasn’t he dating Linda?

[@KopperNeoman]

Nono, Chaster Mief dated Cinda, but dumped her for Lortana after a d20 frag turned her into Ruff Biku.

[@schwig44]

@@KopperNeoman I heard they swing with Kred and Felly every other thursday

[@shadowsoflight7865]

At 4:58 I love the fact they made caboose apart of the dialog from red vs blue

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

They made several of them: on Normal, you get Tucker and Doc talking. On Heroic, you get Grif and Simmons. And on Legendary, you get Church and Caboose.

[@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere]

​@@bloodwolfgaming9269 so you don't get sarge at all

[@spacelody7202]

I knew the voices were familiar

[@sheilaanslow9696]

Did anyone else notice on every one with the door locked requiring a password that the voices for each character was the same voices for the Spartans in the red vs blue series

[@Loan_me_a_smile_117]

I know right he sounds like caboose

[@levihicks7539]

@@Loan_me_a_smile_117 Cause...it was. RVB was taking off around then so they included the guys in for different door jokes.

[@oggabooka2324]

Ye

[@quitemango]

I WAS THINKING THE EXSACT SAME THING

[@Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand]

@Baratus they should have added Maine or north lol

[@alton7291]

5:55 so brutes know of monthy phyton I see

[@theblueplague7164]

3:50 LMAO I'm dead

[@quartermaster6235]

6:42 Well damn, wasn't expecting her to say that

[@chaosinc.382]

Big Mommy Milkers

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

@@chaosinc.382 Well said, sir. Well said

[@justexisting8457]

Didn’t expect it either

[@Ramounskee]

4:30 when the characters are self aware

[@ur-didact1991]

6:41 oh lady, you don't know the Spartan hands,

[@rancorjoy5412]

No

[@erikhaugan]

You cut off mid sentence I don't get it

[@a_llama]

i can milk you

[@Hylian_Glitchmobber]

1:23 Looks down with sadness

[@foresta-2684]

Infinite needs this games humor to be truly wonderful

[@Don-sd9xg]

Im sure it will. The humorous lines is one thing 343i has kept pretty well.

[@scareditymays6yearsago477]

@@Don-sd9xg the deep conversation between the grunt and the elite in halo 5 was gold

[@johngun4377]

This aged like Wine

[@fl1ckr145]

The grunts are even better in infinite😂

[@shcdemolisher]

Yep!

[@megatjmega]

Master Chief: **breathes** Marine in behind door: *WHAT IS THE PASSWORD*

[@The23Anonymous]

"This is seargant humanoid" :-D

[@NolDragon]

1:09 Chief having flashbacks of being beaten up by his instructors when he was a kid.

[@yapyapking2054]

1:49 everyone in 2020 when someone neezes

[@duncanbrenner9243]

1:28 ok now we need the full story, Spark.

[@KamenriderCrusher]

I assume spark just knows everything

[@delaney6413]

@@KamenriderCrusher Spark was once human, so it makes sense that he knows about girl troubles.

[@SzpiegosGranie]

i still love the "tank beats everything" lines like you are in a tank feeling that you gonna blow up some covenant stuff and there's the guy who feels superior lol

[@ShadowMonarch9557]

3:45 i love this part XD

[@christianaman9217]

the whole "Password" bits were rooster teeth people. Tucker, simmons, doc, church, caboose, and grif lol i loved that

[@gamingwithphil227]

My favorite of this was.. "Our leader is down, EVERYONE FREAK OUT!"

[@granvell619]

0:20 this is some serious red vs blue shit lol.

[@therubywaffle165]

That's because it is

[@granvell619]

@@therubywaffle165 Yeah I know lol.

[@javiermacias3401]

Grand Experience lol

[@necroreo9276]

I know it's 5 months later, but 4:56 is Caboose and Church

[@FrecklePhantomhive]

It's crazy how there's still so much funny dialogue

[@richardve4]

I love that I got to hear the red vs blue gang

[@Brenhydra]

"No milk coming out of these, so look away." That's kinky.

[@hunterlord101]

You know this game is old when MySpace is mentioned.

[@doctorpotatoaim2723]

4:55 Its Caboose and Church from Red vs Blue!

[@Awes0m3n3s5]

Caboose and Tucker, right?

[@Awes0m3n3s5]

@@philmahar3500 you right, it's been a while haha

[@goldendragon4232]

I though it was tucker or church but I knew it was caboose because he is acting stupid and his voice

[@thecaboosevarietychannel]

Hey it’s me!

[@aidansmith5093]

Hearing a grunt yell "Superior Intellect" made me fall over laughing

[@samuelworks316]

1:32 looks at friends cold, dead body, "its safe to come out!"

[@BayouBoy2443]

3:14 “Did you kill him for sport, or ammunition?” *For Reach…*

[@FerrousPrime]

The Red Vs Blue password door bits were amazing.

[@spookyman9224]

5:54 “I farted in the general direction” definitely my fav

[@mophunt9628]

“And I left a little present for you arbiter, and I’m walking away, HAHAHA”

[@lukesahagian]

3:45 is absolute gold!

[@noah-so1qk]

yes my precious

[@scottm8292]

3:50

[@MontyTheMothman]

5:54 technically it says “I fart in your general direction” it’s a Monty python reference

[@depressedgaming8704]

2:45 just realized that was Geoff from AH and then a little later realized the other guy was gus

[@scottm8292]

The Covenant are absolutely terrified when they see you and the Flood on the same side: Run! Run! Bad guy! Oh no! Those are just some lines they said when I played it.

[@julianreviews8102]

Those are normal combat lines

[@goaway5152]

Smfh Scott. You disappoint me.

[@Sad_Chief]

3:14 ,This elite understands me.

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

1:45 good to see that a doomsday cult is still LGBT friendly

[@KopperNeoman]

Course they are. Friendly to the ideology, at least.

[@ZoruaMaster]

It occurred to me and got me wondering if there's more unique dialogue to be heard while playing as the Arbiter or any of the other Elites.

[@lukassmith795]

Now I just wanna boot it up to find out XD

[@shcdemolisher]

Hmmmm, let’s test that!!!

[@Khornecussion]

Ahhhh. Doc refusing to let Tucker in and Tucker getting annoyed. Good times.

[@superhypermetalsonicv2796]

1:14 that gives me ptsd to my legendary laso run of a mission

[@saarue420]

This made me love Halo's franchise even more.

[@snakemaster1251]

6:08 BRUH WHAT

[@treystinson4116]

"Enough, dude!" [Bird Sounds]

[@Froggyman145]

"WE SUCK AS ONE, WE FIGHT AS ONE!" ~Me and my friends in CoD

[@faefiercevulpine6990]

“You’re making me uncomfortable…” i was not ready for the camera to pan and reveal Spark ass-deep and then HIM DELIVERING THAT LINE. GOOD LORD

[@Inic]

4:06 One of my favorite grunt lines ever 😂

[@ianmcgregor576]

This is a masterpiece

[@LusheNekudo]

Rip Flipyap 3:27

[@jackismemeish]

2:10 one word for you * SNORE SOUND.mp3*

[@tudorcozma4144]

4:07 French grunt CONFIRMED! 🥐

[@failedrevolutionary9497]

“PANIC. MANAGEMENT HAS DISINTEGRATED” should have been my senior quote

[@jamsanator0511]

2:19 wait a minute, Mickey?

[@Marine_Animations]

6:36 I’ll cross my fingers and- oh crap I don’t have enough fingers p He’s gone...(that grunt sounded like Caboose)

[@theoddllamahorsecavepanda1818]

4:43 I'm not a doorknob ;----;

[@ThisFace]

This is possibly single most unique game dialogues I’ve ever heard. I still can’t believe this is a real thing.

[@zman-rf9md]

I love how these games went through development hell and they all have these amazing lines

[@remconiemarkt1703]

I love how Geoff and Gus voiced the password bit!

[@defcon4824]

3:44 i never knew 343 Guilty Spark was that lonely lmao

[@PositiviteaTheFirst]

3:43 Guilty Spark

[@Michael-ci8jy]

343 guilty pervert

[@DoomieGruntVentures]

2:36 That's probably the first staff meeting Grif stayed awake for.

[@mk19_117]

-We need ammo and the Chief is put here! -... Does he know the password? -HE WASN'T AT THE MEETING EITHER! *Agressive banging on door*

[@poobface4218]

Rest in peace(s) Flip yap or yapflip. he will remain forever in our hearts

[@PremierRomanov]

Brute: "I fart in your general direction." Chief: "Is there someone else up there I can talk to?"

[@douma2278]

2:11 Elite: One Word for you *asleep*

[@colesephhh9546]

2:37 is that griff and Simmons?

[@barbecuedbleach]

It would have been switched around

[@gothmommyrecords9830]

Thats Gus and Geoff

[@TheZabPlush]

I like it that some of the red vs blue voice actors actually did some of the acting for the door password lines

[@skout-374]

5:10 did caboose become a marine?

[@Deadsphere]

"My orders are- GETITOFF" RIP, random Marine. You will be missed.

[@joedally1797]

F

[@LilyAvarA]

Dude this dialogue video is the best!

[@josukeeatingshavingcream6249]

Press “F” for Flipyap and his brother.

[@josukeeatingshavingcream6249]

F

[@michaelhamel8087]

F

[@UltraXPGaming]

F

[@Gofaw]

3:44 the timing could not have been better

[@Nefnoj]

As funny as these are, the editing here is absolutely godlike and deserves to be appreciated.

[@benreynolds5433]

The marine saying "Whats the password" sounds like caboose. . Maybe he is.

[@halojoe1028]

It is

[@lonelystarboy]

3:47 WTF 343 😝😝😂😂

[@gavinmattingly9115]

343 didn't make this game

[@lonelystarboy]

@@gavinmattingly9115 I meant "343 Guilty Spark"

[@Banana-Boi]

@@gavinmattingly9115 That really went over your head huh?