ham meme (original)

every day we stray further from god

[@LoudSunshine]

He did not share the oats, and he became the unholy amalgamation

[@lucasxiaofei3920]

The lore is expanding

[@risandaadhipratama1508]

LIES! HE'S CURRENTLY DINING WITH THE TALL, SKINNY GODS!

[@sar4806]

Thus was his fate, decided by the tall, skinny gods. His brother weeps still.

[@lothar3610]

@@sar4806Lieeeees! Tall skinny figures are Gods and they love us!

[@chasjetty8729]

Brother! I have seen many things.

[@u.kw1461]

"God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence" what a bone-shattering line

[@chocolatebaby.10p]

Bone-shattering 😂

[@voiddotjpeg]

wdym bone shattering, it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue

[@travisgilmartin3569]

Thats what I say about myself! PUT IT ON A SHIRT!

[@TrashmanCZ]

But there is no bone, fat or connective tissue.

[@MelGibssbul]

Also God making pigs

[@eatmynutsarchmage4883]

i want to memorize this and then get a job ina deli...

[@the-letter_s]

first person to get fired from a deli for on-the-job Heresy

[@aLeX-dz6fp]

Me too

[@epothos1]

I work in the deli I just can’t remember this completely

[@KAngel32]

​@@epothos1 please

[@epothos1]

@@KAngel32 it’s really long and the job is kinda fast paced the one time I tried it I messed up.

[@AndGoatz04]

The western accent makes this 10 times better

[@LucasPortilla]

It reminds me true detective.

[@nooneinparticular5256]

@@LucasPortilla Reminds me of Blood Meridian

[@Pain_train_wielder]

Reminds me of not a western accent, what is distinctly western about it?

[@nooneinparticular5256]

@@Pain_train_wielder The more accurate term for it is a Southern Drawl.

[@Pain_train_wielder]

@@nooneinparticular5256 Is it not just a deeper more gravelly voice compared to his regular one???

[@mr80s81]

"This ham is fighting it's own war and it has no rules. No boundaries. It doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. It's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. It trades blood for money. It's your new favorite food."

[@thecourier3152]

That would've been PERFECT for the video

[@bestgore4991]

That description makes me think of one specific (((tribe)))

[@BradyAlley]

What is that quote from again?

[@noobkitteh]

PERFECT

[@mr80s81]

@@BradyAlley Modern Warfare 2 (2009)

[@hungmungo4015]

I've worked in 3 different delis. Old people fucking love this slop and I do not understand. God help us if there was a sale or we ran out.

[@anomonyous]

I'm guessing US, right? It makes sense, historically. Though my poor european internal organs would not be able to stand a lot of that shit.

[@hungmungo4015]

@@anomonyous oh yeah Midwest US. About American as it gets in my opinion. I can't stand it either, ive got too much Germanic and Nordic blood in me to handle that processed garbage

[@the-letter_s]

i mean, americans invented SPAM, goyslop from before that phrase was even invented. clearly something about foods that would cause seizures if you fed it to a pre-industrial person just appeals to the post-depression american palate.

[@crocadillius6418]

It’s the blandest, most tasteless shit but they eat it like prime rib.

[@gaffgarion7049]

It's cheap that's why

[@timewalker6654]

Looks like brother didn't share his oats afterall

[@shelleysimms222]

He did not

[@Xunnenth]

Golden comment

[@justanotherimperialfist]

There are moments where this comes to mind when you work at a Publix Deli. When you pull a group of frozen shrimp to throw in the fryer and they're all conjoined by breading and you find yourself unable to do much but wonder how it would feel to be some creature plucked from your home alongside your friends only to be ungracefully welded to them. I'm not a vegan or anything. I love eating meat and shrimp and fish, but there are moments when the fryer oil is all you hear and the hiss of a slicer hovers over you when you can't help but wonder just how many animals you process in a day. I skewer easily over 200 chickens in a day. Fry maybe a thousand if you consider every 20 piece wing at least 10 chickens. We go through hundreds of pounds of Deli meat every day for sandwiches, serving, catering. It's kinda sobering to think of at times.

[@burialgoods]

how profound

[@reformedzoomer]

Damn bro. I love that chicken though.

[@jerrykwan150]

Ooh @burialgoods dub this one next

[@Fuviebixe]

A 20 piece wing would be 5 chickens as long as you separate flats and drumettes, if that helps.

[@justanotherimperialfist]

True that's what happens when you do math when half exhausted.

[@Kanezeran]

10/10 delivery, get me a pound of that.

[@hm_oh_its_you_hi]

i have 11?

[@gaffgarion7049]

As someone that worked in a Deli not only do people love this shit, they always want it cut into the thinnest mushiest shit imaginable as if the act of chewing this meat pulverized a thousand times is still too much of a burden.

[@joshuaminton7583]

I hate eating it doing my free time, but after 4 hours of torture at school I be devouring it like I haven’t ate a day of my life

[@lotus_flower2001]

My dad would be this between two slices of untoasted white bread and have me eat it during elementary school. The mere scent of it now makes me gag.

[@ziiigarrr]

Yup. Confirmed. Hams are SCP's.

[@AVGyerra22]

Its creators are SCPs, humans

[@TOP1CHARGERBLOCKSIMP]

@@AVGyerra22 so why are we trapping eachother?

[@Coomamon_Memes]

" *Amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk* " Come on man stop making me hungry. Im supposed to be on a diet.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

That's what the lower sodium variant is for...

[@karadanos2883]

"Unholy meat Obelisk" would be a great band name

[@EvilEye501]

Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously forced into existence through sheer sinful defiance of all that is good and holy.

[@garrysucks4190]

The thick drawl mixed in with the verbosity really sold this for me.

[@anomonyous]

No joke. This sort of stuff is exactly what goes through my mind when I see shit like this. And now I have your buttery smooth voice to narrate it for me.

[@kentuckyfriedcommunist9496]

Same except much less eloquent

[@monkeyseatcatfood]

I imagine that the Judge from Blood Meridian is narrating this

[@RoodyPoo]

"I need it paper thin, but not shaved!" "Can you shingle the meat so it doesn't stick together? I can't seem to get it apart when you slice it that thin..." "I changed my mind, I don't care if you already sliced it I don't want it anymore!" Patience is a fucking virtue, all it takes is one bad day guys.

[@theredcomet844]

Oh my gosh. I feel every word.

[@tellierbop]

You forgot : why is this (a pound of expensive turkey) so expensive

[@RoodyPoo]

@@tellierbop Honestly its mostly chain stores price gauging. The little family deli I used to work in currently has turkey for $10.99 per pound, while all the grocery stores nearby charge $17.99 per pound. This in NJ so it might vary in other states.

[@tellierbop]

@@RoodyPoo It’s true that food is expensive. From memory a pound of turkey could reach 18 canadian dollars (I last worked there in 2022) but from the way I see it. Getting angry at the employees for the price is stupid.

[@sethbudrik8906]

​@@RoodyPooJesus fucking christ. 17.99 being the norm is fucking insane. Most deli turkey I have (Chicago burbs) is 9.99 - 11.99. With Greenridge being the high end with 14.99.

[@palladios4459]

"Don't run! It's just ham!"

[@anomonyous]

That... Is NOT ham. It has never been ham. Nor will it ever be ham. It is a crude mockery of ham, A farce of nature. A man-made horror that doesn't even vaguely resemble ham. The only use it could ever have is as a flesh puppet for the summoning of the antichrist. It's mere existence is tantamount to the rape of nature itself. Did you tell her about the low sodium variety?

[@mackyrulez756]

“God is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom” is such a wake up call

[@Boigud8747]

And now we know what the tall skinny figure had done to the pigs

[@snowset675]

When a philosophy major gets a job in a supermarket

[@chinchillaphage6]

It looks like an eraser

[@burialgoods]

people actually eat that stuff

[@JesusIsKing647]

@@burialgoodsdon’t knock it till you try it (I just realized you weren’t talking about erasers)

[@stikbr5833]

​@@JesusIsKing647 Lol I eat erasers too

[@BrekekeReal]

@@stikbr5833 I eat toothpicks

[@anatole2478]

Out of all the messages, it's the one you reply to? ​@@burialgoods

[@radu2005ytb]

This is the sequel to "Brother, may I have some öats?"

[@Unsaltedmargarine]

Real

[@Sarateacu_cascaval]

“Unholy meat obelisk” I’m gonna use this

[@Skarathorn]

I felt my spirit leave my body when he said 'God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence'

[@lilith4404]

I'd call it a ham ingot but go off king

[@miso5968]

I think I had this video in loop for more than 30 mins just today. There's something soothing about this hubris manifest

[@EarwaxDeserved]

This ham is most unholy, according to my doctor whoms main job is to keep the plague at bay, ma’am.

[@LS-ny5rc]

*whose

[@shinya_2543]

*whose

[@darocketboy122]

yall need a dictionary whoms is a real word

[@jeremyfischer7856]

You may call it contempt of the natural order. I call it a triumph over it.

[@sunsetman22]

that's what the All Tomorrow aliens probably thought when turning humans into living meat cubes. that being said, I do love me some good ham.

[@granthawkins8956]

"The thing is more terrible than I can describe! - an incoherent jumble of organ, sinew and bone!"

[@anomonyous]

Which comes in a low sodium variety.

[@maxius7119]

You are referring to humans right?

[@bad_at_making_names508]

This is what happened to the pig who wouldn't share his oats.

[@floriaxonasaphroxilanthopo4904]

Bröther has become part of the unholy meat obelisk, ready to be dined upon by the tall skinny gods

[@tornadicstorm2866]

I think ill take the low sodium variety.

[@sethbudrik8906]

*Lower sodium. That shit isn't that low either. Lmao

[@ItHamBoi]

i feel personally attacked by that "thing"

[@ItHamBoi]

I am replying to this 8 months later to say that I have no idea TF I said

[@dtheall86]

I need to get my mind out of the gutter

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Neither of those hypothesis regarding God are correct. The real truth is, God just lets us live with the Ham Obelisk, because He's given us free will, and we _choose_ to live with the Ham Obelisk. God wants people, not slaves. Now the Ham Obelisk on the other hand, that thing _definitely_ wants slaves.

[@goyworldorder]

Tower of Babel

[@mr.austin8007]

If I'm ordering ham and the waiter says this I'm tipping them

[@kubikkuratko188]

I especially like his pronunciation of obelisk, this whole video in tone makes me remeber the old fallout games.

[@Beriorn]

"I am a monument to all your sins." - The Deli Ham

[@teh_leaf5430]

The type of shit Mojo Jojo would say if he ever worked in a deli

[@scaryshit24]

man this shits goin ham

[@finti_kid413]

ham

[@burialgoods]

ham

[@tornadicstorm2866]

ham

[@EarwaxDeserved]

ham

[@GYPHIST]

ham

[@thenutbucket5971]

ham

[@a_skellington]

That Deli ham is the productive use of a waste product, recycling left over pig parts into a usable product, this reduces the amount of pigs that need to be fed and killed, and reduces the carbon emissions of the operation, while also reducing the amount of farm land required to the support the lesser amount of pigs. The existence of this Deli ham protects natural life in what small ways it can. The fact that people would have a problem with it for being "unnatural" is comedically ironic and probably instigated by companies wishing to raise their profit margins as they in some twisted hard to comprehend way benefit from the less efficent usage of factory farmed meat products.

[@MetroidFusion5044]

Yes, but it still remains an unholy obelisk of flesh

[@carpii0576]

"Unholy meat obelisk" will be the new name of my dlck

[@ariannasv22]

Is giving your dick a name a trend like how everyone gives their car a name

[@Mygg_Jeager]

You missed your calling as a traveling spam salesman. I'd have bought your whole stock sir!

[@bitingapotato3277]

That thing was too pink to be called a ham. Too square, too homogenous, too artificial, and too smooth, it was more like a large hunk of jello.

[@Us3r_M8]

“Meat obelisk” goes hard

[@lunaressol2979]

I started working at the deli…this couldn’t be more true

[@squid1712]

The meat obelisk 🤝 the tower of babyl (both are symbols of mans hubris)

[@bot9288]

"Do you like ham?" Jordan Peterson:

[@TAGanimation]

When you've been through college but forced to settle for a job as a grocer:

[@Logic44]

I mean, unless you wanna buy a whole ham, it's usually processed and cured in some manner...

[@iamvoidnoodle]

god this meme is so specific and stupid that it’s one of my favorites but I can’t mention it in passing convo without sounding like I took drugs

[@kidd_chameleon]

i remembered this meme and i looked for “gluten free deli ham slab”

[@literallynothinghere9089]

How come you make the most weirdcore but banger ideas so consistently

[@Burukop]

I adore this. This is so good.

[@jonathanspeicher5298]

Meat obelisk ♥️

[@asahearts1]

It looks like the human meat from Graveyard Keeper. Or an eraser.

[@vittoriof.8088]

Oh. My. God. You are goddamn right. (But I think the color of that human meat looks healthier than this honestly.)

[@leergutlars]

Brothers after eating all the Oats by themselves:

[@AFSFUK]

They will do terrible things in that shed brother,

[@xuse4075]

As a server I want to quote this when someone orders boneless wings or boneless ribs

[@KnightErrantRen]

Unholy Meat Obelisk. ..That would make a great band name.

[@leergutlars]

Green and Red Mohawk it is!

[@alexthevideokid3533]

Light bulking snack

[@Wall_Liver]

Perhaps that`s That Vegan Teacher`s motivation.

[@HydraDominus]

Judge Holden working in a deli now?

[@wungusbill_]

I'm gonna work at a deli just so I can one day drop this on some 70 year old grandma just trying to get some ham

[@Gaia_BentosZX5]

This can be used to describe isekai, a genre that is an almagation of several fantasy shows that is symbolized by a very bloodthirsty truck.

[@a_tired_wendigo]

Hear me out. **ham igloo** a **h i g l o o** if you will

[@nochalnosowski]

I would love to hear your interpretation of Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks (maybe the first copypaste in history?)

[@burialgoods]

Would have to go see what that is

[@ДаниилВолбушко]

That would be epic

[@LololoriShow]

warhammer corpse starch

[@mycherryandwinee]

bröther has reached the desired girth

[@thegogglebros.9655]

What I love about this guy is that he creates memes that are funny but also dark and very disturbing feeling

[@malldvd]

I thought that was an eraser in the thumbnail.

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Almost looks like gum.

[@phorchybug3286]

That's mankind for ya.

[@deltab9768]

I thought this would go in a different direction, and you’d show “unprocessed ham” as just being a live pig.

[@Chekmate-em3mc]

The ultimate rare steak is just a live cow

[@deltab9768]

@@Chekmate-em3mcexactly!

[@heroicfan5499]

Pig Ingot from Minecraft, nuf said

[@JasonGrimes-dm8fg]

God i love this channel

[@Sqidweared]

Despite this giant structure of meat being basically comically large spam, it's one of the most popular deli meats people order. Cant tell you how many pounds of it I've packaged for people.

[@iron_dude_j0427]

Just saw this on another platform. You’re going places my guy 👍

[@burialgoods]

Thanks bro. Where else did you see it?

[@iron_dude_j0427]

@@burialgoodsdon’t judge but Ifunny

[@ひろゆき二十一]

​​@@burialgoodsAlready going viral in Facebook. I found you looking for the original after seeing the video a few minutes ago. Excellent voice!

[@abhimanyupai1752]

@@burialgoods saw it on instagram first, then looked it up on YT to rewatch it lmaoo

[@asthejayflies]

I just saw it reposted on twitter and came to look for it here so i could listen to it on loop without twitter making it stutter, and i was surprised to find this was the source! amazing work, i cant stop repeating it I’ve already listened to it on loop for like. a half hour straight and memorized it completely

[@vacatiolibertas]

What a powerful monologue for such a silly topic. 5 stars.

[@Funghios]

Deli Ham: Deli Ham Japan (spam): OMG SO KAWAIIII

[@joshuatremper5026]

Meat obelisk Ham monolith Prism of pork Hubris manifest

[@LegoManSupreme]

Judge Holden ah quote

[@CoquetteKaraku]

I love how it ends 😭😭

[@Wooper27349]

Brother may I have some oats, the sequel

[@Xboxplayerfromohio]

judge holden works at a deli

[@Astaroth73]

Brother, may I have some oats: The sequel

[@nevergonnagiveuup987]

American food in a nutshell

[@theneounknown1343]

Looks like a big ass pink eraser.

[@DustynMarmet]

This song is fire

[@DustynMarmet]

Ignore my other comment, I made it incase people want to copy it.

[@RedHairAleks]

You can make a religion out of this.

[@disturberofshte]

Brother, why hath the tall skinny ones taken you away, and sent you into the roaring beast to disappear into the horizon.

[@TheGuyWhoPostRandomStuff]

WORSHIP THE HAM

[@M1kaboshi]

give me ham, brother

[@dibershai6009]

Is that a sequel to "brother, may I have some oats"?

[@Skizze37]

Nobody loses their shit over salad. Same concept.

[@BlueFireZ88]

Spam: The true enemy of Creation.

[@SkywardValour]

From now on i am calling SPAM meat *obelisk*

[@JunkedUpKitten]

I don't wanna sell anything that's bought or processed, buy anything that's processed or sold or processes anything that's sold or bought.

[@erwins_arm]

My brain melt

[@loremviator]

this sounds like a fallout new vegas dialogue. incredible