LIMELIFE REP TEACHES ANTI-MLMERS A LESSON | Toxic manipulation rant to try to recruit

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[@chickychick126]

Here for this. I just resigned from Limelife Jan 1.

[@HannahAlonzo]

Congrats Jen!! 🙌🏼

[@ashleydavis7106]

proud of you Jen

[@Pippa87]

Congratulations!

[@bedhead_queen]

Congratulations Jen, you did the hard part! ❤

[@channel69gorlworldnews66]

Proud of you!!

[@tcort]

I’ve been a McDonalds customer for many years. Ronald McDonald has never slid into my DMs trying to get me to open a franchise.

[@HannahAlonzo]

YESSS PRECISELY! 🤣🙌🏼

[@ana7177]

😂😂 👌

[@coolbeansnyc]

I’m cracking up picturing Ronald trying to shoot his shot at recruiting franchisees! 🤣

[@bowbooks5659]

A true franchise also costs a LOT of money. Huns don’t pay tens or thousands for the honour of franchising and can’t adjust prices to reflect costs

[@kristyrussell1748]

😂😂😂

[@Tottosmile]

"I can be home with my kids, I don't have to miss any moments" proceeds to dismiss her child asking for help for an unreasonably long time to rant about her MLM

[@louise8130]

Right. I thought about that too. She could have paused it to take care of them. Sad...😓

[@_Laura.Marie_Sierra.Destiny_]

LITERALLY 👏

[@erinw8787]

Right ?! Like at least when I am at home from work I am HOME and I don’t have to dismiss my kids because mumma is hussling 🤦🏻‍♀️.

[@kellyinCT09]

They ALL do that, too!

[@MutantRobot602]

Poor kiddo being left outside the door for her to mock us because we don’t want to us the best make up 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@kayleesimmons5466]

Her: "I'm so unbothered, I don't lose any sleep" Also her: *SCREAMS*

[@emilyau8023]

It's crazy how she thinks statistics is less of an argument than her chicken scratch notepad drawing...

[@raerae1630]

“Yell at me ‘til I’m blue in the face” is also not the correct phrasing, lol.

[@cutienerdgirl]

​@@raerae1630Third, it seemed like she was going to get blue in the face soon seeing as she was already out of breath.

[@khaleesireyna731]

"Pyramid schemes are illegal, so my MLM isn't a pyramid scheme" has the same energy as "911 what is your emergency... what do you mean you're being murdered? That's illegal" 🤣

[@ekat1]

I'm actually concerned for this woman and her mental health. That she is yelling and manically laughing at moments where laughter is not appropriate / nothing funny is being said is concerning. She needs a step away from social media. This is legit scary.

[@foximoxi8533]

Yea, I think her “business” has to be hurting or she’s getting a lot of pressure from her downline, because she seems completely stressed out and unhinged. She wouldn’t be making this video if everything was hunky dory like she wants to claim.

[@catinthechat01]

@@foximoxi8533 Everything she does for her family sounds like a burn on her husband but she's not even wearing a wedding ring. She the type who would have bought herself a rock before paying off that van.

[@foximoxi8533]

@@catinthechat01 Yea, her comments about her husband were super condescending and rude.

[@LJlife001]

She is laughing like an idiot cuz she wants us to think that she is saying the greatest things...and she knows she is full of it. This lady is messy.

[@mgds85]

If you have a house, husband and kids and you're still worried about your high school bullies coming onto your Instagram to bully you... that's trauma.

[@WickedSunflower]

She’s awfully bothered for someone who isn’t bothered. For the life of me, I CANNOT understand how she thinks this can/will lure new people in. If I walked into a business to interview and the interviewer began screaming and insulting me whilst trying to convince me that if I don’t accept a position there that it’s because I’m a hater, a loser, and an idiot, I would Kool Aid Man crash through the wall to get away. Yes, please heap abuse upon me in a position where I will not even be assured of a paycheck, regardless of how hard I work.

[@lauriechan1426]

I went through that exact scenario...and it ended up being an mlm pitch in disguise. I finished my free coffee and dunkin donuts they offered and noped tf out of there

[@ladidaohoh3168]

Thank you for this comment I laughed out loud 😊

[@M_SC]

Wahahaha Kool aid man

[@shanks4391]

Omygosh you made me crack up out loud at 4am by myself. Kool-aid man crash😂😂😂

[@iliveforzelda]

I love how she's like "My company is why i have my house, car, and vacations" and then says "my husband is the provider of our family"

[@catinthechat01]

She's not wearing a wedding ring. I know that sounds awful, but it's all I can see as she screeches about all the things her husband can't afford and flails her hands around.

[@eminic953]

Well I’m engaged and don’t have a ring. He proposed with a ring pop (I told him to do that if he wanted to marry me) so that way we can go together when money is right to get our rings.

[@iliveforzelda]

@@eminic953 I love this! My partner and I are putting off getting married because finding a house is a higher priority; and both houses and wedding are expensive. We're going on 7 years, no ring, but still just as serious as an engagement. You don't need to buy into social norms like engagement rings/wedding rings in order to know that you're serious. Money is tight, and you gotta do what's best for you!

[@eminic953]

@@iliveforzelda exactly. The engagement photos are awesome too. He found the biggest ring pop he could. It’s literally a wrist pop bc it’s so big🤣 and when I told my family we were engaged everyone was like “where’s your ring?” And I told them about the ring pop and they looked at me like i was crazy “what woman doesn’t want diamonds?” & I told them that I’m not money hungry and the ring is just a symbol if I never get a ring I will still be happy because I love him… you don’t have to have a ring to be married or engaged and so many people think that you NEED a ring to show your love for someone. And exactly houses are more important as are vehicles so that we can go to work. We are saving up to get him a diesel truck so he can start a hauling business. I think by doing this I’ve shown people that there are other ways to do things that don’t involve following the “norm”. Wish you the best on finding your house! And congrats on going on 7 years with your partner!! Love to hear that we’re not the only ones who are doing the whole marriage thing differently than others. & I’ve told him that I’m fine with a small wedding. We don’t even have to have a ceremony if we don’t want to spend all the money on it. Im perfectly fine with going to the court house and spending $30 to get married and have a reception afterwards 🤷🏼‍♀️☺️

[@fraufuchs9555]

@@catinthechat01 my marriage is going very well, but I rarely use my ring.

[@Beeled6244]

If anyone in any profession talked to me this way I wouldn’t listen. So unprofessional. No legitimate business person would ever speak to potential customers this way 😟

[@HannahAlonzo]

Agreed! It’s very hard to listen when the tone is all you hear

[@freeflyer151]

She sounds like she is off her meds

[@socaligurl16]

They’re always so aggressive 🥴🤣

[@jglaab]

Wonder why the store failed 🤪

[@eljayism]

"You're gonna tell me I went from the scammed to scammer?!" Yes. That's... That's the business model. lol

[@shivvypoppy]

😳😳😳😳😳 WHY IS SHE YELLING AT ME? 😭😭😭😭😭

[@marygershwin7977]

When you fall asleep to an anti MLM playlist because of the soothing, calm commentary, you definitely woke up to the tone of this woman's rant. Like me right now.

[@abbywebster2725]

She didn’t “find a company that works” she found a company that was young enough to not be over saturated so she could actually get to the top🙄🙄

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

Exactly! This also means that an order for her to stay at the top she has to suck the blood out of thousands of people in her downline in order to stay rich, with most of them never seeing any real money.

[@chynnacarmen6504]

I know her and I know MOST of her down line. We all live in the same town and went to school together. A lot of her down line DOES want to be at the top and they’ve worked incredibly hard to try and get there and have not been able to make it and have struggled really bad. So she’s not being truthful. This is so sad

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you for giving this input Chynna!! ❤️❤️

[@ashleynelson500]

@@HannahAlonzo you should pin this comment! That way EVERYONE can see it first thing!

[@bananajewell8846]

Is she normally this unlikable in real life? Just wondering

[@JayMaverick]

"If this was a scam, that would mean I was also scammed!" Yes. That's exactly what it means. Hurts, don't it?

[@KatieLuxe]

Pretty sure this leopard sweater lady is what professionals call “manic.” Genuinely concerned about her, especially when her business falls apart.

[@daniellairaheta2697]

Totally thinking the same. She seriously losing it. It’s really sad.

[@smooth_pursuit]

Always record your manic episodes and put them on the internet!

[@stella-gx8ne]

That sweater is also at least 30 years old. It’s green😂

[@theeverydaybombshell]

I'm trained to spot the indications of an impending manic episode, and while we are not supposed to make a diagnosis based on a video, I believe you're right.

[@herefortheshrimp1469]

This lady absolutely got one of those tacky wine glasses that holds an entire bottle of wine, filled it twice, went scrolling through anti-mlm Facebook groups and then sat down and filmed this incoherent, insulting mess. There is no other possible story lol

[@ashmt1]

Whoa. Hold up. My 26oz glass is insulted by the insinuation that it's involved.

[@ghjgme]

There are 2 times in my life I remember being so full of rage; when I was on norco for my broken leg and when I got covid from my brother in 2020. Either way, there seems like there needs to be some kind of influence.

[@DamonAkuma92]

I swear glass chains make every women look like a hateful old witch.

[@ivanaandric5703]

This is not wine, this is Ritalin.

[@phinionphoenix]

😂😂😂​@@ivanaandric5703

[@EmilyJeanBlatt]

What’s with the college shaming!!? Yikes. Also, nobody is arguing that scammers don’t make money. Lots of scammers make money, doesn’t mean it’s not a scam and doesn’t mean it’s ethical.

[@perryegolson833]

And when a scammer MAKES money, that means there is a victim somewhere (at least one) that is LOSING money.

[@ttrev007]

Its because colleges are vulnerable. They can be a waist of money if you do not carefully plan. If you mess up you can be left holding the bag for debt you never can get away from since you cannot discharge it in bankruptcy. While i would not say its an out right scam it can effectively function as one if you are not very careful.

[@d3pr0fundis]

It’s because she has a high school diploma and is self conscious about it. It’s a common thing with a certain type of over-projecting, insecure person. They put forth such an enormous amount of swagger and attack other people’s choices just to try and convince themselves that they are happy with their own choices. It’s transparent and tedious behavior

[@stella-gx8ne]

Trump Made millions. Biggest scammer ever.

[@ozge1913]

I believe she is butthurt that she does not have a proper education ( not that it is necessarily a bad thing but i think she feels that way) and she thinks ohh “I did not even go to college and I make more money than you suckers” yes right but at what cost barbara??? all 800 people in your downline have to lose so that you can win. that is called a scam🤧

[@jenns5274]

“I don’t lose sleep over what people say” - SCREAMING at camera half way into the video 😂😂😂

[@MaidMirawyn]

Ah yes, she's the epitome of a completely calm and unbothered professional.

[@WoodlandT]

I had to turn the volume down. It honestly felt like being verbally abused by a gaslighting exe. I felt blood pressure go up. She’s an unsafe person. I hope she gets help & that she doesn’t treat her family this way

[@smooth_pursuit]

Yes, sometimes Hannah’s voice is good for sending me off to sleep, but not these ones with the reps… I drifted off then found this crazy lady screaming in my ears 😆

[@Lizzypoohxo]

She reminds me of John and Kate plus 8. I wonder how she treats her husband.

[@tiffanyh1274]

I had the SAME exact response to this lady.

[@emilyau8023]

These people are really bad at math that they say we use victimization. I know it doesn't take a data scientist to disprove MLMs, but I feel an actual professional with data that makes a visualization of MLMs is just going to strengthen the anti-MLM argument. There's nothing we can show to MLMers to change their mind cause they don't listen to reason and math. They're too slow to understand it.

[@aureliagold1222]

Didn't you know, in order to become a store manager, you have to recruit 6 bagger, 3 receipt checkers and a produce watcher. Obviously.

[@summerbummer1930]

How can I sign up to be a produce watcher, cuz that sounds like a great easy job! 😂

[@mamabairds]

@@summerbummer1930 Hard on the back and it's a "dirty" job. HAHAHA

[@lexwithbub]

And if the baggers recruit more baggers, they automatically become store managers too 😉

[@ririjet361]

I just imagine her whole family listening to her yelling and thinking 'oh Good, here she goes again"

[@HannahAlonzo]

I thought that too when her kid came in the room 😔

[@katebertie4496]

🤣🤣

[@tiffanyh1274]

I can imagine her whole family running for cover when mommy goes on an angry tangent again. I know people like this. I’m sure it’s tough being in that house.

[@alykerby9869]

Holy moly what a nightmare of a woman. The anger bubbling so closely below the surface, the insults and mocking voice, just yeeesh! If I ever joined a job where she was even sort of my boss I would quit *immediately*

[@isabellabachman2463]

the anger coming from that mlm hun is next level. if anyone talked to me like that during a recruitment event or interview (for a real job) I would run for the hills

[@emilyau8023]

I can't imagine what she's like as a wife and mother. The way she snapped at her child to close the door. The way her child can hear her yelling hysterically at a camera...I don't know how anyone can tolerate being around her

[@alisiahhug5502]

This is probably unintentional, but I love that you’re wearing a red shirt with how much she’s bringing up the metaphor of “anti-MLMers calling her green shirt red” 😂

[@HannahAlonzo]

I won’t lie to you, this played into my decision on what to wear. Gold star to you for noticing! 😉

[@6Haunted-Days]

Yea I don’t know, kinda associated that red comment with the maggat Maga red hat zombie cult members 🙄😂🤣

[@sbsh7130]

Also, I couldn’t help but think of all the confused color blind people. Surely there was a better example than confusing green with red 🤣

[@Anna-Rose-]

@@6Haunted-Days, who obviously live in your head rent free 🤣😂

[@babyface45]

@@6Haunted-Days The title of the video is Get Over It.

[@YourFavoriteSociopath]

I did cry a few months ago when I made my first $1000 from only working making Skyrim mods. I put in so much work coding, and learning, and it was SO EXCITING to see that there were over 1000 people who thought my mod was good enough that they had to have it. 1000 people who saw my little mod and thought "oh neat I could really use this!". I'm living my best life, and I'm so happy with myself, but I also don't... ya' know... try to scam people into also making Skyrim mods. I do actual hard work, and I'm slowly getting results! The mod I just made has real potential to replace Ars Metallica (the most popular skyrim crafting mod, with 1.7 million downloads). My little mod has the chance to completely replace a mod that 1.7 MILLION people find as a must have!

[@HannahAlonzo]

I love this for you!!!

[@herefortheshrimp1469]

Ohhhhh that’s so cool! Best of luck!

[@basil_is_unstable6613]

as a skyrim player (and someone who wants to get into mod making) this makes my heart warm. i wish the best of luck for you !!!

[@WonderKitty24]

Share where we can find the mod! My husband plays and I’d love to show him!

[@YourFavoriteSociopath]

@@WonderKitty24 on Nexus! Its called Orion - A Smithing Overhaul! When you see the guinea pig you know you're in the right place!

[@mightbecam]

“Just because you were the prey doesn’t mean you are not capable of being the predator” YES HANNAH YES!!

[@coffeebeaner3532]

Best line: "You don't even need a team, but my team..."

[@mallorysthoughts]

wow she seems SUPER UNBOTHERED.

[@yolandaponkers1581]

I don’t know. It just feels like having to CONSTANTLY defend your industry as not a scam should be a major red flag. 🤷‍♀️ I must say that I absolutely love her tiger sweater, though! 😂

[@jillian6815]

Would be better in red though 😆

[@Jojomojo300]

I'd love to have it in light blue💙

[@ailisonkelland]

The tigers have no eyes though. Blind like mlm crusaders

[@christinadwyer5512]

Lmao it took me exactly 29 minutes and 31 seconds (when I saw your comment) to notice that they were tigers!!!🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This WHOLE time I was trying to figure out wth the design was supposed to be!! Hahahaha🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂😂

[@christinadwyer5512]

Now that I know tho, I feel like they would maybe stand out a little better on a black one. And now that I think about it….I’d LOVE a black one! Lol

[@StephanieMarie]

I can’t think of a single reputable job where someone has to spend SO much time defending what they do. If you have to make such lengthy ranting social posts, it should be a huge red flag that something isn’t right. I always wonder if they think these long angry rants are enticing people to sign up instead of running people off? 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m thoroughly enjoying your catalog of videos!

[@Angelfermaint]

I can’t remember the last time I didn’t make over 1K for a months work. That is not a flex. And her kid is listening to her spew this toxicity…🤦🏽‍♀️ How do you justify this?

[@kellyspryszak80]

Wow, Brooke. Tell me you're bitter without telling me you're bitter. Someone is afraid her "business" is going to crumble! Yay for the anti-mlm movement! Woooo!

[@HannahAlonzo]

Moves are being made 👏🏼

[@kellyspryszak80]

@@HannahAlonzo Choo-chooooo

[@desireemclaughlin1455]

Hun: Nothing these people do or say bothers me. Same Hun: Spends 30 minutes being angry and condescending toward the anti-MLM community for pointing out that she’s in a scam. Also, Holy Income Claims! I hope everyone forwards this video to compliance! Wow.

[@desireemclaughlin1455]

And then she literally says she’s furious. But it doesn’t bother her, right? 🤣

[@emilyau8023]

I hate when people say something illogical and then laugh as if that proved something, and the laugh adds to proving you wrong. It just makes them look even more dumb

[@underthemilkyway955]

Out of curiosity, I popped over to her IG after watching this video to see if she's still in Limelife (I didn't comment or harass, just looked). She jumped to Modere in early June. Can't make this shit up.

[@sadrabbit53]

Damn when I have a mental breakdown, i just lay in bed to cry for a few hours, not go online to yell at strangers who I'm TOTALLY not bothered by

[@Annamilgreen]

"Seriously, you are gonna look this drug dealer in the eyes and tell them it's a crime that's ruining people's lives despite the fact it's keeping lights on in their house?!" - mlm hun logic, 2022.

[@sadrabbit53]

Or hitmen lol

[@tarajh]

Brilliant 👏🏽

[@coolbeansnyc]

Lol so true! Drug dealing CAN’T be illegal BECAUSE people can make a lot of money from it. That’s also true for human traffickers, assassins, and anyone currently cooking meth in a trailer in the desert 🌵.

[@gloriadell3416]

Yes!

[@MelissaMayhem99]

Late to the convo but I always use this argument and I'm met with "Omg so NOW you're comparing us to drug dealers??" And totally try to shift the blame off themselves by using reactionary emotions alone.

[@TheSewingRoomCincy]

The weird creepy laugh she does after her condescending jokes, is exactly how I imagine a karen to laugh 🙄

[@scarlettsunz2099]

Best comment ever.

[@ericamartin7334]

I swear.

[@samanthamarko7845]

Like if Karen was a super-villain

[@TheSewingRoomCincy]

💯 her arrogance combined with her snarky attitude is so gross

[@deltaloraine]

She’s being really bold rn because she’s alone in her room talking to a camera. But I bet she would back down immediately if she was confronted in person by someone with the counter argument

[@cascats1430]

I just gotta chime in real quick to say that I joined LimeLife in the beginning of 2020 and this girl literally was my upline she’s like way up there and has so many people under her. Let’s just say clearly it didn’t go well nor did I last long. Gah I just can’t with all of what she says. 😂 so rude, so all up in your face for absolutely no reason!

[@versedapologue]

How does a person run their own Boutique and yet not know how to pronounce the word Boutique?

[@c0987791]

You are the classiest anti-mlm channel that I’ve found thus far and I really appreciate this about your channel. You convey your thoughts in a clear and concise manner and your knowledge on this topic is extensive. Kudos to you for being so passionate, honest, caring and knowledgeable. It shows in every one of your videos. If an active mlm person would ever be willing to listen to reason, it would be from your channel. While bashing members from this predatory line of work may be entertaining, I don’t believe it will convert anyone. You on the other offer reason and valid counterpoints to help people see more clearly the line of work they’re involved in. I hope your channel continues to grow. You are a tremendous asset to the movement.

[@HannahAlonzo]

I appreciate your kind words, thank you! ❤️

[@laramyholman7190]

I completely agree!!

[@luckyneko1]

Yes!

[@nicanz1500]

@@HannahAlonzo agreed. Some of the other channels, even the ones you promote as your inspiration, get equally sassy back at hun bots, and it can be hard to watch without feeling hypocritical. Thank you for your classiness !!

[@smooth_pursuit]

@@nicanz1500 Hannah does it all with her eyes lmao 👀

[@spacepastry2744]

I can only imagine the nightmare that could be her training calls.

[@nickyappleby1060]

She sounds completely manic like she's on speed or something and that laugh bless her

[@frith.calluna]

Her saying "I've had 5 returns in 5 years'' has the same energy as people on Kitchen Nightmares swearing up and down that they've "never had a complaint about their food" while their business is right about to implode because people hate the food.

[@Senjamin]

she says she doesn't keep stock on hand and that people just order through the website, how does she know what returns are happening?

[@awpanda3459]

I just pulled a muscle cringing so hard at her yelling, “homie”. I can’t take this lady anymore. Yikes.

[@bowbooks5659]

“Pyramid schemes are illegal!” True hun, but it’s also illegal to treat a 1099 contractor as an employee to avoid paying them properly and dodge taxes. I’ve been studying business concepts for a retail management course. I see a lot of the ways MLMs parallel business concepts but twist them and therefore commit business fraud. This is the biggest major red flag I’ve noticed, that all these people act like employees and have contracts that treat them like employees but pay them as 1099 contractors. There’s more I’ve noticed but yeah, that’s the one that Huns should give a shit about

[@melissaj1310]

You should make videos explaining this. It’s some powerful stuff. 👍

[@bowbooks5659]

@@melissaj1310 thank you! It’s something I have been thinking of doing for a little while. I can see how MLMs seem like any other business but then there’s shortcomings or twists to the system that mean people get taken advantage of. And sadly so many people who join MLMs haven’t had much business training if any so it feels like the blind leading the blind a lot

[@melissaj1310]

@@bowbooks5659 All very true. I didn’t know a lot about business when I was in MLMs. Then I became a business owner with my husband. That’s what pushed me over the line to being fully anti-MLM.

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

We’d LOVE more info on MLM shady dealings on the financial/business end.

[@d.andrews9316]

Her saying “I get to be home with my babies. I don’t have to miss the moments” 3 mins after she shoo’d a small child from her room 7 times 😂☠️

[@mamabairds]

I said the same thing!!

[@kelseyholtz2213]

I’m just here to say her sweater is horrendous. And I love your vibe so much. ✨

[@kaylarealtalk_safespace5127]

Every single time I watch an MLM hun trying to defend their company by telling us how "unbothered" they are by "the haters" - I'm constantly asking myself, who is this video for? Who is this person speaking to? Because they always seem to be trying to debunk the anti-MLM movement for any potential recruits who might be watching and waiting on the side lines. But they also talk to the anti-MLM "haters" directly. And any way you look at it, this message is WAY too aggressive. Why would any potential recruit watch this and think to themselves, "Yeah, hmm this seems like a stable situation. Nothing fishy here."

[@HannahAlonzo]

YES YES YES KAYLA. Preach!!

[@tarajh]

Right? If her paychecks are the same whether she recruits or not (cough*liar*cough), then why does it make her FURIOUS that people might not join?

[@_Laura.Marie_Sierra.Destiny_]

“Let me pay money to join her company now” yeeeeeah probs not gonna get you the recruits you want…

[@kaylarealtalk_safespace5127]

@@tarajh exactly! And to turn her argument around with the example she used about Target - people who work for companies like Target don't go out of their way to get on Instagram to rant about other people not wanting to work for Target. So if she can make money without recruiting, why does it bother her so much that people don't want to be recruited? Oh wait, that's right - she's totally NOT bothered at all. That's why she spent a good half hour out of her day to talk about this in the first place. 💁🏻‍♀️

[@topaz-star]

As Peter monn would say. She’s the most unbothered, bothered person.

[@bhskhs2010]

She’s the actual worst person I’ve seen in any of these fails.

[@chelsye4929]

Her personality is honestly terrifying and insufferable. The manic laughing, the impersonations, the condescending tone through the ENTIRE video. I barely made it through

[@draconicfeline6177]

"It's going to dull your blade down and you aren't going to have anything to fight with anymore" Nah lady you're giving us so much ammo.

[@litalpeled2055]

After binging on this channel, a few things come to mind: 1) thank god I’m 40 and am no longer easily influenced by others and no longer fall for the BS, 2) this reinforces my decision to steer clear of social media, especially people who go on “lives” and just go on and on… it doesn’t even have to do with mlm- just crazy people in general, who are in love with themselves and every word they say

[@isabelsanchez4623]

Additionally on the “Franchise” argument, most MLMs in their terms and conditions explicitly say that by joining them you don’t own a franchise.

[@ladychelseatheundead]

I didn't realize at Chic-fil-a, you get a promotion by paying the company a monthly fee to work there and also by how many more additional new employees you bring in the door to continue to bring other new employees in the door. Super interesting.

[@nicloren2220]

that analogy like ma'am! coffeee shops wouldnt con me into joining and then not paying me !

[@jziegler17]

I really appreciate you pausing to add your comments because you calm the spike in blood pressure I have when she gets really fired up lol

[@youguyswantsomecookies]

Hannah woke up and chose violence and I'm here for it. This lady is a lot

[@tarajh]

This takedown was masterful, Hannah! But I expected no less. P.S. the only "truth bomb" I heard was that she was preyed on when vulnerable.

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thanks Tara!! That’s true, she was correct about that statement! 😂

[@SkwithOv]

i've cried over making 1,000 in a month i'm an independent, self employed artist selling on etsy, and i'm working on growing my business as a disabled person, it's kinda my only option i'm almost at the point where it's a full time income, and i feel good about it because i'm not taking advantage of anyone and my success actually IS dependant entirely on my own work (plus the etsy search functions and stuff, but that's not an actual person) i make my product and sell my product, i price items fairly so that i earn what i deserve, it pays the fees like listing fees and shipping costs, and i'm not massively overcharging for everything i sell so i'm not taking advantage of my customers

[@shivendetta3801]

I really appreciate your approach to anti mlm content. Some make me feel like a hypocrite or dumb because I fell into an MLM myself. You make me feel less embarrassed about joining an MLM (and hastily leaving) and now Im a die hard antimlmer.

[@ozmathegreatand]

Someone needs to tell Brooke that it’s “BOO-tique”, not “BOW-tique”… BOO. Like the MLM that got shut down.

[@Senjamin]

I just know her lil shop was drop shipped polyester garbage I know it in my heart

[@cutie12598]

"Most people don't wanna get to the top!" Yeah, who the hell wants to work till they are able to make a living? I wanna make 400 a month and not even be able to pay for groceries. I don't understand why people don't see that.

[@B.H.56]

those sweet little wifies just want to make some pin money... lol...

[@giadaamarini4724]

“I get to be home with my babies” “ CLOSE THE DOOR ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼” 🙄🙄😬😬🤦🏽‍♀️

[@emilyjanesterner6108]

I dearly love Hannah's videos, and her grace, class, and kindness..... but I'm only halfway through this video and not even Hannah's loveliness can reduce the frustration I feel at this hun.

[@atxcats42]

You know the anti-mlm movement has affected her when she (and others) spend so much time on the defensive. And oh, the histrionics!

[@emilyau8023]

How does she think her chicken scratch drawing is enough to disprove statistics?

[@AllLifeIsTravesty]

I hope this isn't how she deals with her children when they need to be corrected or discipline because I'm feeling verbally slapped just watching her on a tiny phone screen. Honestly, if she reached through the screen and _actually_ managed to slap me I wouldn't even be surprised, that's just how insanely raging she comes off.

[@genniebee8573]

I literally hate how I can't stop watching this stuff. Hannah, I love your work

[@eddao7]

Wow you’re my new favorite anti-mlmer. I love and genuinely appreciate your approach to these videos! Thank you for giving them the straight facts in such a polite manner!

[@kaylarealtalk_safespace5127]

I'm going to have to watch this one in small doses because I'm only 8 minutes in and I cannot handle how condescending this woman is. 🤦🏻‍♀️ If I didn't know anything about MLMs I would never sign up under her because of the high horse she's sitting up on.

[@HannahAlonzo]

Yeah it’s rough. I had to edit in doses too 😅

[@kaylarealtalk_safespace5127]

Oh noo that's when you know it's bad 🤣

[@kaylarealtalk_safespace5127]

Ooohhhh Hannah I just realized that I "ranked up" and my new jewel is so pretty 🤣

[@Im_Laura_Jones]

I feel this. Gonna follow suit, she’s maddening.

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

I was listening to it while I was driving and I was white knuckled and frustration through most of my drive. Wrong and condescending are the two best words I can think of for her.

[@kristenskrenes5093]

First, we need some “Grown Butt Woman” merch. Second, she may have been bullied, but she decided to become one of them.

[@HannahAlonzo]

I couldn’t help but giggle at “grown butt woman” 😂

[@tarajh]

Maaaajor "Mean Girl' vibes, for sure.

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

You’re totally right. She decided to become one of them, and to her that’s success. That is absolutely not success.

[@Kayla_P99]

Okay but I'm thinking Juicy track suit style

[@jamesmccarthy4777]

She definitely has the personality of awkward character in a superhero show that gets bullied and becomes a supervillian as soon as they get powers 😅

[@jamiestafford6484]

Every time she laughs, I want to ask her "are you alright?" That laugh sounds more like a cry for help. My eye sockets are sore from rolling so hard.

[@chels1993]

She called her “business” an MLM multiple times. She knows that is exactly what that is.

[@ladychelseatheundead]

Regarding college, she says, "interesting how people don't call that a money pit though." Yes.... a lot of people do actually call it that. I'm confused as to how someone can't have a problem with MLMs ANNNNNND the student loan issue. Two money-sucking systems can exist at once.

[@Senjamin]

yeah like it's legit all millennials talk about is that it's a scam. and even with her lil scheme she says her husband is still the provider, so the degree still worked out, it sounds like.

[@Shottie78]

I remember crying when I got my first 'real' paycheck from my first teaching job after graduating college. It had the word 'thousand' in it. I was so dang proud!

[@lmattsonart]

omg that lady with the green shirt. Her poor husband. I would die of embarrassment if I ever acted like that. There's a difference between confidence and emotional immaturity.

[@gnomeofinvention8405]

Bless you for sitting through this entire rant. Idk if I’m gonna make it. Her tone, body language, and condescension are stressing me out so bad lol.

[@Hamptonivy]

I love that she said she has hundreds of customers but 800+ people on her team. Sounds to me like you’ve got more recruits than customers and that’s where you get your money from ma’am!

[@Senjamin]

literally lol. esp the shade she threw at people who run the business in a dumb way by having stock on hand. those are the women that are paying for your mortgage witch!!!

[@jpt610]

So is this how they get when they reach the top? Not the first top earner that I have seen with attitude like this. I'm embarrassed for her 😳

[@stephanieefany]

1. Have discovered your channel over the past few days and am loving your approach! When you mentioned you have a masters in education I was like ahhh, yup. Girl can lesson plan. 2. The entire time I am watching this I am thinking.... such a shame she is on the MLM train because I really love that jumper.

[@juliaryder2486]

Her child hears her in the next room. They are impacted by the behavior being displayed and modeled. Her child has feelings about it they don’t know how to process so they repress and mask. Her child is learning that this behavior is accepted currency in their household culture and perhaps in the community as well.

[@Alyssa_M513]

"Just because I'm successful means I'm preying on vulnerable women?!" Um yes... that's how a pyramid scheme works.

[@gloriadell3416]

She’s a bit blind to her privilege. Sure, they might have been struggling, but they owned a little house. She had an “old” iPhone. When my family was struggling a house and iPhone were out of the question.

[@ktj6796]

Yes! It was gross to listen to that part. Off the charts privileged. I'm sure they both had vehicles and they didn't have a problem paying utilities.

[@CR3271]

Such a well-reasoned and articulated rebuttal. Thanks for posting this vid!

[@kristinehatcher5461]

I was sucked into Limelight (then it changed to limelife) when I was 18. Lost a bunch of money trying to impress the really popular girl I went to HS with that preyed on me bc I wanted a social connection with a girl like her. (I was always bullied and never fit in in school. I didn't get hot till a few years ago) I'm still embarrassed about it today. I jumped on this video when I saw Limelife bc it's so rare to see a video about this MLM.

[@parentingadabsurdum]

I hate the argument that people spend thousands on college and “don’t end up doing that profession” like it means your education is useless. I have a philosophy degree and I spent years as a technical writer and now am a yoga instructor. My education has been fundamental in every job I’ve had. I was taught to communicate clearly and concisely, write well, argue logically, question dogma, understand other points of view, think for myself, present myself well, I could go on and on…), so even though I’m not a “Philosopher,” I use my education every day. Money WELL spent.

[@chels4569]

In the corporate world that “pyramid” is called an Org Chart 🙄 why do all these huns have such chaotic and erratic behavior and energy? Drives me nuts.

[@maryeckel9682]

I was just watching Boss Lee, and this hun has the same mannerisms, cadence and volume of speech, false equivalencies all over the place, victim blaming, and cognitive dissonance. Oh, and malapropisms.

[@emilyau8023]

Her mannerisms were like kindergarten mocking. Who does that turkey nose hand gesture with a tongue sticking out anymore? That's a toddler going through a tantrum gesture, and she's an adult.

[@Senjamin]

​@@emilyau8023 nah nah nah shes a "grown butt woman" 😂

[@amandag8895]

I recently found this channel and have been binging at work ever since. Thank you for this content. The one thing I have noticed about the videos you react to is that these “entrepreneurs” are always shouting. It’s so irritating, I get hives just thinking about hearing them in the “daily team huddles”. I can’t imagine how they would react when they hear your facts, reasoning and level headed responses.

[@snejdraws3164]

I don't know what makes my eye twitch more, the constant smacking, the "uuums" or the maniacle laughter

[@brittanynicole9318]

Funny story.... I started with my company as a part time/seasonal associate. (Cashier, sales associate and such) I was promoted from that position up to a Store Manager, over a 4 year period. I was promoted yearly through the management ranks. I was then transferred to a corporate administrative job. This position would typically be given to someone with a degree ... I do not have a degree. You absolutely can work your way up to CEO. Not everyone, but it's not impossible.

[@_Laura.Marie_Sierra.Destiny_]

Probably still a higher percentage than people who succeed and get into the “ceo level” of MLMs.. lmao

[@6Haunted-Days]

Yea most of that kind of advancement has MUCH more to do with playing their games ….ass kissing and more ass kissing. I just….can’t. I’ve tried. Or you’ll need to be available 24/7…..the job is YOUR LIFE…..yes I know well those climbing types in ….retail. And I don’t mean that negative in your sense at all, I’ve met many awesome managers etc. but way more verbally abusive manipulation sort of💩 ….. Way I am I can’t function living like that…wish I did!

[@brittanynicole9318]

@@6Haunted-Days that is actually not true. I didn't have to kiss booty. Maybe you did, but that isn't my experience. I also did not put in 24/7 of my time. Management isn't my favorite thing, but everyone's experience is different. The position I am in now is a desk job and I love it. I also feel valued. Compared to MLM's it's much better and you have a salary or hourly wage. Retail isn't for everyone, but it is a job that pays. I'm sorry your experience was so hard. 😔

[@brittanynicole9318]

@@_Laura.Marie_Sierra.Destiny_ seriously...

[@emmatfink]

She acted like promotions don’t exist in the corporate world. Lady, many corporate jobs give you merit increases regularly, and people get promoted at my company all the time!

[@ashleydavis7106]

this rep is seriously off her rocker - it's sad honestly and i feel for these guys but it's time now to stop drinking the kool aide and defending something that's unethical and proven to be as such

[@authordivine10]

I would not enjoy listening to this woman. She comes off so abrasive. Bless you for being able to listen the whole way through.

[@TheArtOfMetalsmithing]

Listening to the iconic out of breath rants by mlm huns is my guilty pleasure

[@ME-tp8em]

That’s not real confidence … it’s a whole lot of insecurities by the immature condescending behavior

[@emilyau8023]

Did she just say if she lost all her team members she would still make money?

[@MKE_Mike]

I just realized that MLMs are similar to the Mafia where all of the "Soldiers" have to kick 25% of their earnings up to the boss. The bigger your crew, the bigger your income.

[@carolhowlett3860]

I love watching your content. Funny how the YT ads every now and then is for Beach Boss Influencers which seems like an mlm. Thanks for your time and talent!

[@TylertheMiller]

She was having a "last word in" contest with herself at the end there 🤣

[@golddragonette7795]

Her poor kid! There's so much vitriol around a young child, even if its not directed at them it causes fear and anxiety that's been shown to affect mental health for decades

[@Spirila]

So true

[@omgdudeitsnati]

If a loved one posted something like this I’d stage an intervention

[@meghanworkman6449]

I don't care if it's a legitimate job opportunity, if someone speaks to me in that horrible condescending tone then there's no way I'm working with them. I'd tell them to kick rocks.

[@chaseohara4781]

This was a full on greatest hits of MLM logic.