Hannibal Buress - Don't Assume I Want My Zipper Up

#HannibalBuress on getting Lasik, what he would do if he went blind, and why you shouldn't assume his stance on zipper politics.
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[@leroywakens5570]

The glasses were a part of him

[@snicker12]

And now they apart of the trash 🗑

[@jbasti227]

The end of an era

[@Pedakin]

Nick D this was 2015 though?

[@apothecurio]

msgnus kristleifur lasik is more for people who have eye sight that is so bad that it’s becoming a problem. The thicker the glasses, the more they warp everything. So for some, it’s pretty necessary.

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

Apothe Curio thanks for the lesson doc but I think he was just joking around

[@rmack5936]

*"Sir your zippers down"* *"Aye man, your life is down."*

[@tldoctor2497]

😂😂

[@avenuew3484]

"Couple things"

[@HKoopman]

Oh, you heard the video too?

[@marcusklaas4088]

What happened to good comedy punching up?

[@barneyblack7944]

@@HKoopman stfu lol

[@Zathren]

"People would hate my blind set." I don't know Hannibal, I think lots of people would laugh.

[@silveriii8456]

Nice pfp

[@xGERxNM]

Hope he will see this comment before he loses his sight

[@Alaaslayer]

All hail Lelouc✊🏻

[@leoisanerd]

Yeah, I always laugh at blind people.

[@nuggetsfan231]

When hannibal said "Your whole life is down" I felt that

[@cslworldwide]

Vaasav S. Me, too

[@americantoastman7296]

That was so rough jesus Christ 😂

[@bbyfpk]

he called a man a piece of shit to his face

[@joshshrum2764]

Vaasav S. It cracked me up.

[@bigflexonthebeat3022]

“Well damn” *looks down all sad*

[@Freewxll614]

"You ever touched stucco?" lmaoooo

[@lucasokeefe7935]

When he said that, I heard it in Cosby's voice and laughed harder

[@axtonpino5213]

@peroh Not much, how about you? Also press "read more."

[@satin2142]

hannibal is an underrated comedian....he needs a special...

[@CrivemanII]

satin he does on Netflix n this bit is in it as well

[@CrivemanII]

Avery Joyner look up his name on Netflix

[@cdotodot5037]

He's got quite a few specials

[@chriscaruso8876]

another one just got released go check it out!

[@hbeachley]

The stuff he does with music in his special is genius.

[@louie9373]

Is it just me or can people get away with just about anything if they get you to sign a disclaimer?

[@williamthatsmyname]

Consent is protection for a lot of things in the eyes of the law

[@PimpCatTV]

Yeah... prescription pills and products can easily get away with negative side effects. Do. Your. Research. Read stories on other people’s experiences

[@WeaselKing_Obie]

A waiver does not protect against gross negligence, however.

[@nochill9475]

Yeah well the recipient agreed! So it's ok to kick the person in the nuts, burn their hair, rape them and their children and stick up your middle finger at them, because they said it's cool and you have proof.

[@dontforgettolike7127]

I've heard you can't actually sign your rights away...

[@blakeholden5898]

I guess we can now really see how great a comedian he is...

[@snicker12]

RIP

[@konxy4704]

@Cindy lou Betris Damn, I thought you were kidding, had to do a quick google check and wow. So sorry for all involved. :(

[@TheAbbeyoftheEveryman]

@@konxy4704 Fuck you I was scared

[@Pedakin]

The Abbey of the Everyman bruh, thank god for your comment. I was finna google that so fucking quick.

[@Officialalmate]

Fuck y'all I thought he was dead lmfao

[@kai-wr6yk]

“You ever smell?” LMAO

[@willt.9654]

Kamikaze Blackjack sounds like a cool band

[@snanoopis6584]

Sounds like punk band that’s really good but ends up falling apart within their first album

[@billt8504]

Guns and Butter Dead Leopards ha-ha ... your dad, dude, is a square... oh wait, Dead Leopards would be a cool name for our band.

[@dennissmith7214]

@@billt8504 Guns and butter😳.........those two things make you say humm!

[@sonny5292]

I'm telling my kids this is Wesley Snipes.

[@bruhmoment1311]

It isn't?

[@ozzie4885]

His material is decent, I think it’s always his delivery that gets people

[@wtfimcrying]

No shit

[@roguesheep3083]

I like it, though, it's kind of natural, like just sitting listening to your funny friend.

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

@@roguesheep3083 kinda with Pete Davidson. He doesn’t have amazing material but his delivery is super casual and feels like joking with a friend

[@d0risthesheep]

Thanks to GTA online I was able to follow the Blackjack joke.

[@thomasarrington156]

Bogensohn lmao. for me it was fallout new vegas

[@thenavigator2559]

@@thomasarrington156 you are a good person

[@aysn2277]

@@thomasarrington156 lol just max out luck

[@Official2Shitty]

For me it was Red Dead Redemption (1)

[@TubboDaKittyCat]

Thomas Arrington New Vegas for me too. Lol

[@itspaintosee]

I'm blind and I can't see this

[@vagabond8460]

Criss Cross Applesauce W

[@dontforgettolike7127]

🖕 Shhhh don't tell him guys

[@itspaintosee]

@@dontforgettolike7127 😂😂😂👏

[@jaredhummel9687]

Backyard Music Feedback lmaooooo

[@raveoreynolds6049]

His material was some of the weakest he's had, but his delivery is still so on point that it covers for it.

[@ohad.5890]

God i love him. He's like Dbangz, but a comedian.

[@shockminerx1518]

ohad. LMAOO

[@shockminerx1518]

ohad. ur getting subbed

[@ohad.5890]

@@shockminerx1518 lmao thanks

[@jacoby5868]

Dbangz a nerd

[@mikaelgaiason688]

Is it bad when halfway through the skit I noticed my fly was down? lol

[@Alr1ghtyThen]

I literally just came from the casino and learned not to hit when the dealer shows a 6 because statistics say the next card is a 10 or face. Basically I took everybody down with me too 😂😂😂♠️♦️♣️♥️

[@RuthKoheifish]

Hannibal Buress: [yells about his fly] Me: Ah, I see he's busting out the ol' Southern Accent

[@brownie3454]

ur a comedic genius ruth

[@TheXhenah]

He looks like millhouse big time

[@HKoopman]

Mulhouse yellow tho

[@frostyglock317]

please, I see what ppl say about me when I take my glasses off. please just take the lenses out and wear the frames. Hannibal, I need your glasses on your face

[@patrickmills6447]

What hannibal failed to account for in his fight analysis was that when someone knocks your glasses off there is a short period of pure fucking rage towards whoever dared touch my expensive ass eyewear

[@rethorics]

happy to see homeboy still crackin' jokes.

[@cole6122]

What else would he be doin

[@youtubedj9298]

@@cole6122 getting assaulted by Eddie Griffin?

[@paradisedeyo4140]

Hilarious, another comedic genius that makes logic and reasoning easy for those that just don’t get it. Laughter brings people together Peace

[@yoe91]

Damn that brunette in the front row. :o

[@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv]

Which one?

[@yoe91]

@@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv you made me come back, a full month later, just so I could tell you which one ????!!!!! Okay, 4:20...

[@davidpetrovic9462]

The one you ment is ugly bro haha, your getting no competition from this comment section

[@twinkbreaker_]

“I had 17 dealer showed a 10 I was the last one to go before the dealer showed again.” Low key bar

[@cooper2228]

Big Pun type bar

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

🔥

[@chrislukes9037]

@5:12 for those looking. ("I said HIT! [dramatic pause]" is a nice start the the next line too.)

[@H_A_F_GAMING]

That moment he kicked flavor flave in the face he became my hero.

[@snanoopis6584]

Morpheus burress for me

[@rheymarvinsalestre4075]

Ay, we still don't know what's in his hands.

[@laurenlambie5213]

If he went blind he could be the next famous blind guy

[@okmiedga]

So now I know that I'm older than Hanninal Buress.

[@rheymarvinsalestre4075]

His blind bit was hilarious af. "You ever touch stucco?" XD Definitely one of my favorites.

[@natejustice8278]

“Why are you booing me”

[@timothyfloogle]

I'm right

[@thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615]

Hannibal without glasses isn’t real he can’t hurt you Hannibal with glasses

[@DoctorSquirt]

Let's get a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate!

[@donaldsimon1411]

Admiral Squirt I was not gonna stop scrolling until I saw this!! Thank you !!

[@DoctorSquirt]

@Confused Loser fatalityyyyyy fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh

[@MrFallingcats]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@kingjayjay98]

Who?

[@tox6132]

No

[@dr.m.h.patterson8121]

its anarchy down here

[@sixringshow2670]

Tis man made me laugh at a card joke and I have no idea how to play😂🤦🏽‍♂️ real comedy 🎯

[@williamneuzil7403]

Basically if he didn't hit the dealer would have busted because he got HIS card which had a number value of 10 which is why Hannibal busted(exceeded 21). If the dealer got HIS card the dealer would have busted and the whole table would have won. Instead the dealer got the next card.which allowed the house to win. Basically Hannibal made the entire table lose because if the dealer busts everyone wins which makes it a sort of team effort.

[@franklingauthier-parker7253]

That black jack joke, I haven't laughed that hard in a fat minute

[@bigflexonthebeat3022]

Taking everybody down with you in blackjack is craaaaazy 😂

[@sdfdfgsfger3wzsdgzdg2]

I am in love with 4:25

[@gabelopez657]

I was thinking same thing. She is gorgeous. Nice legs. Other than that hannibal is one funny dude.

[@favoritemustard3542]

The V-neck behind her is *NOT* having fun...

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

T H I C C

[@GE0attack]

Tom's Sunglasses gives you sight

[@TheBBQify]

The whole bit about him turning blind was hilarious 🤣

[@Jakenatorr]

3:40 I thought that was John Krasinski

[@BrockMak]

0:16 Hannibal: PERFECT VISION Me (actually have 20/20 vision): MY ASS. 20/20 vision only means we're average, if that.

[@heisenbooger]

That one girl in the front tho 4:24 👁

[@jpjunas8048]

2:50 kills me everytime 🤣😂💙

[@ecurb]

Kanye out here doing standup while we are all waiting for jesus is king to drop.... he's clownin us hard

[@usernamechecksout9901]

I think you need sum Lazic too boy

[@belindabarton4648]

This dude is funny. Glad I stumbled across his comedy.

[@MIent1313]

He skated away from that s**c*de hope so quick 😂

[@microtransactions2661]

Couple things, couple things sir!

[@karot1137]

So nobody else got a lasik ad before watching the video??

[@ramcharger154]

Its anarchy down here and I'm livin it!

[@1119nj]

In 7th grade my zipper broke off of my pants while changing for gym class. I had to walked around with my zipper down. All the girls were screaming things like, "NOOOOO!!!! WER'RE GONNA GET PREGNAUNT!!!!!" "AHHHHHHH!!!!" They were freaking out. So much so that I had to wear my gym clothes the rest of the day.

[@BramsCommando]

Bird up

[@mrwickairsoft6345]

Omg he’s hilarious 🤣

[@Priscillababy26]

Hannibals built like an American bully

[@Kami-zv4zg]

don't clap I paid for it

[@christopherjamieson9481]

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[@rmack5936]

*"If my zippers down...let if go."*

[@qbikmusik]

How many times has this bit fuckin been posted on youtubr

[@koye4427]

I love the over the shoulder camera angle when Hannibal points at the random audience member and calls him a piece of shit

[@b-rett4004]

His joke about going blind at 31, so this was recorded 10 years ago?

[@timstram]

Blackjack is a game for pdfs. Hit on anything 16 or under.

[@MNewsTime]

I live in vegas so I get the “comedy cellar at the rio” commercial. God I hate her voice, one night I’m gonna go just to tell her

[@leostallworth392]

He should’ve said what am I gonna do is apply comedian and just got up there and screamed where are you who’s laughing show yourself

[@Maxxroad]

This nigga been silent. I know he Hustlin but I ain't seen SlowBucks in a minute.

[@billt8504]

"That's kamikaze black-jack right there!" I feel like I live life kamikaze style.

[@extremecouponing91]

He has came along way from over exaggerating his sets.

[@nickn2978]

He coulda made a double entendre ‘underage’ reference with the “hit on 17” joke lol

[@hbeachley]

My husband and my sister play Blackjack like that because they think it’s funny. They also call it Kamikaze Blackjack.

[@andrewharvey3282]

Damn, how does he get away with this lazy shit? He's clearly just improvising and hitting some half-finished riffs and beats along the way. Occasionally his style of comedy hits the mark *hard*, and it can be hilarious and effective when all his threads of thought and the overarching framing story intersect. But we also get a lot of long, meandering segments like this. He started to make a comeback, but it was still weak

[@doesanythingbreathe]

animal furnace

[@BlueTroll]

He would be the new famous blind guy

[@eastbluedrew1664]

Lmfao you ever smell

[@venomslayer9899]

"That's kamikaze blackjack right there"

[@BWater-yq3jx]

This is why I don't like to play blackjack with random people, especially if they're on 3rd base (last hand before the dealer). 😠

[@ItzARapPodCast]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭The Blind Joke!!!

[@benwood7174]

You still look like the little boy from "Pooty Tang".

[@GT6SuzukaTimeTrials]

5:49 dem girls want it

[@apothecurio]

Name matches the comment perfectly.

[@davidderios1029]

Bruh look like philbert from Rockos modern life lol

[@connallycomedy]

How this shit get so dark halfway?

[@BennyTheGenerous]

Just wanna say that front row in the end looking nice!! Congrats

[@GirlNamedNino]

Kamikaze Blackjack 🤣

[@russ2575]

Toddler stance Activate!

[@beerndumplings]

4:23 ♥️

[@sissywizard1764]

fuckin hilarious, cheers Hannibal

[@chocolateeyes7017]

The lady at 4:25 oh my ❤️

[@jhonnysrivera2002]

IKR she’s so pretty

[@enlightenedidiot9552]

He's not terrible, but he's not great either...

[@phasm42]

Loved the ending 😅

[@midwestzeke481]

some these comments just as funny as this set here Lmaoo Hannibal funny man

[@BrockMak]

2:24 Simon Wilson: Dang, you'll be just like me. More famous than Ray Charles.

[@Beardsandbars]

Can we just all enjoy the moment at 4:24.

[@rich8642]

'You ever touch stucko?' 😂😂😂

[@subjectbigy]

But he'd be the next famous blind guy

[@monadamus42]

Kamikaze blackjack

[@8BitsOfFun1323]

XYZ examine your zipper

[@jackdoherty5841]

the fuck is zipper politics?!

[@ashleycook9754]

The ugliest sphynx hooghly plug because knife postsurgically list about a harsh engineer. uncovered, soft cannon

[@moblacker]

Hes funny, very natural

[@aSliceOfChoccyMilk]

The title of this video is too relatable

[@Q.Q.]

Quality, as usual.

[@Tagurich]

Come to think of it is there a blind comendian out there?

[@TheArmchairPriest]

Good question

[@isaac10231]

Tommy Edison is hysterical, though he's technically not a comedian.