Hans Teeuwen | Carpool

[@MrWebbeth]

The bodyguard is checking for snipers the whole time

[@Ecmusicproductionschannel]

That’s his theatre technician

[@kerstgerard]

@Uncensored yeah, and 4 years later how do we live in freedom free I get dom is dutch for dumb so no coherence there. that joke escaped you or did you get it..!?

[@_.A.J._]

That's his job

[@WillyWokkel]

At 10:29 you had a chance

[@milkodewit1963]

🤣🤣🤣

[@0229jc94]

The driver thought that 'when you drive for 10 minutes you have a different accent (in The Netherlands)' was a joke but it's actually true.

[@sjondeeg7158]

it is, gets worse to!

[@joshuawildenberg5268]

Poor, driver... ^^

[@rubentjuh10]

Depends on the region but yes.

[@guentherstoll]

"They were very much to themselves those Franks..." geniaal deze...typisch Hans weer...ik lig onder de tafel van het lachen...echt gillen! XD

[@thedutchman01]

That bodyguard. He was brilliant. Trying to keep his laugh in but failing a few times. Brilliant!

[@kerstgerard]

why even try to vocalise yourself in another mans language if it only gives you away as not being native?

[@symmetrie_bruch]

the bodyguard seems really talkative while hans in the back doesn´t say a word

[@koenraadmarinus]

simply brilliant, best Dutch comedian :-)))))))

[@whoiskcwhat]

Hmmm what about Theo Maassen. But you have to learn Dutch for 20 years.

[@JDUK71]

By far the best carpool.

[@dani4ever92]

With the kind of comedy Hans does, it does not surprise me that he has a bodyguard

[@Dutchofclass]

'yes we DO have regional accents' thank you Hans :D

[@xardio4635]

Get's better by the minute! Donald Dutch! Our hero!

[@edraz3581]

this has been the best. Loved it!

[@kerstgerard]

never looked back

[@Papzak333]

Plane crash trough the backseat window? 3:00

[@MrrQuackers]

Nope, it was a reflection of the plane flying over head on the truck's windshield.

[@eggbirdtherooster]

+MrrQuackers is iiiittt....??

[@MrrQuackers]

eggbirdtherooster Yes.

[@LilyFitzgerald]

+ryan bakker they are right near an airport so likely coming in to land if not as it says below, a reflection. It's all helicopters and light airtcraft crashing in England.

[@fonkyman]

die bodyguard heeft tog een mooi baantje he kzou ook wel de hele dag naar hans zn gekeuvel willen luisteren :)

[@cvwm100]

Na een lange vriendschap is het heel anders hoor

[@fonkyman]

cvwm100 ??

[@cvwm100]

Me Broer is ook grappen en werkt in de cabaret wereld, ik vergelijk hem vaak met Hans, Dus ik wil maar zeggen heel leuk en grappig maar kan niet heel de dag het gekeuvel aanhoren hoor, als je iemand lang kent is dat anders dan je iemand een paar keer op een video ziet,

[@fonkyman]

cvwm100 ohja tuurlijk maar ik bedoel meer alsje tog een baan moet hebben zou ik het niet erg vinden om met hans rond te moeten reizen veel beter dan een kantoorbaantje of niet dan :)

[@cvwm100]

Ligt eraan wat voor baan je gewend bent;-) ik zou me te beperkt voelen in zo'n baan, Gezellig met hem mee reizen vast wel maar ik zou die baan niet willen;-)

[@HELHOEK]

Hans is the best, RESPECT!!

[@ramon1f]

really enjoyed thid interview, subbed! from the Netherlands

[@TehNetherlands]

5:30 Hans is exactly 54 years old now

[@guentherstoll]

looool... "WAS HÖR ICH DA?!?!?!" "WAS?!?!?!" "DAS WAR DOCH N KLICK!!!" hoe kom je erbij? XD

[@viggo8213]

"de clicking dicks" 😂😂😂

[@feyenoordrotterdam2589]

24:29 echt geweldig!

[@xxWOLFPACxx]

his bodyguard has the most awesome job

[@pccnl3070]

This guy is a dream client for any bodyguard. Greetings from NL

[@yousnoerd]

Untill the actual shit hits the actual fan... ok I take that back lol I dont want to jinx Hans in any way whatsoever :P Or am I jinxng him by sayng everything is going to be fine? I dont know, I should just shut up about it and buy a ticket for his latest show.

[@mdrop9837]

😂😅die gast achterin hahaha dit is geweldig

[@stevan92325]

I love Dutch humer!

[@RolandMcGruner]

just trying to catch the bodyguard crack a smile

[@explorinlearnindoing5462]

Last 5 minutes a lot....

[@BNL07604]

Everybody, line up to carpool with Hans!

[@RealJap]

This was geat, I cried laughing.

[@jvnktube]

I'm dutch and I'm a true dwarfie for over 20 years now.. I startet to watch this just because Robert starred in it but I have to admit that seeing our Hans making Robert laugh this much gives me a good feeling. Robert always ruled for me but now Hans turned into one of my favourites also.... Lesson: How to get foreigners to help you appreciate your own people :p

[@kerstgerard]

can I just applaud what you said 3 years ago we try and try but native connects better, it does. right accent right everything.. you are picky. I am betting he never made it big..... like in Holland o, you would call that small or even local Damn you guys are so much further as us (as/than-we have the same thingy...but you will not get that!- we invest in development...the english don't) evolution wise....

[@kerstgerard]

that sounded off so fuck my previous reply or just don't read it

[@silkeHoekstra]

hand teeuwen is hilarious

[@RobinK]

hand.

[@idothewiggle]

she's talking about little ronnie

[@briz1965]

very, very, very funny, I've never seen any of these people until today

[@RIXRADvidz]

I love when the locals don't go to see their own ''attractions'', how many people from Arizona have never been to the Grand Canyon? how many from NYC have never been in the Chrysler or Empire State buildings? a dutch person that hasn't beento the Anne Frank house..love it.

[@dutchman767]

basgetz ik ook niet

[@MaxwellEindhoven]

Well, it's an Amsterdam attraction, Dutch people are generally very local focused, even though the country is 300 km (190 miles) long and 200 km (127 miles) wide. I've never been to the Anne Frank house myself and I'm from Eindhoven, only about 100km (60 miles) from Amsterdam. In the Netherlands we get enough history lessons about the Second World War and the story of Anne Frank in our education from very young age, we all know her story. But a lot of other things happened in the Netherlands (and the rest of Europe) during WWII, so the urge to go to the Anne Frank house is not as high for Dutch people. The Anne Frank house is an exploitation of the tragedy of Anne Frank's life in the Second World War is what I think of it.

[@Serenoj69]

+RIXRADvidz Never been to Anne Frank house, but i did go to see Hans performing live in 1996...Because I like to enjoy myself and have fun. I don't expect that from visiting Anne Franks house...

[@TheMylittletony]

The Grand Canyon is a lot more interesting than the Frank place. People in nl get so much WW2 stuff shoved down their throat that they lose interest in it.

[@rachelwindsor850]

To a lot of Dutch residents, Amsterdam is not a place we often visit. It's more of a tourist-attraction. I'm not trying to down-talk Amsterdam; it's a lovely place to visit, but I hope you get what I'm trying to say with this.

[@heyemmamiller]

the security guy in the back is so funny. he's trying really hard not to laugh.

[@WindmillStalker]

God, that was hilarious. As a longtime fan it's nice to see Hans off stage relaxed, himself but still joking about everything and nothing. Excellent 28 minutes of fun. Sadly out of sync but open a second window, mute one so you have a vid-vid and a sound-vid and then calibrate the sound with the image.

[@rubensosatuub]

heerlijk die bodyguard dubbel bij Neuken??! 17:12

[@BlackenedNL]

HENS TIEUWEN!!

[@nielsdaemen]

Wow, I have always watched fully charged and Hans Teeuwen. Never would have guessed you guys met! Awesome!

[@MaartenvanRossemLezingen]

It's the guy from the fully charged show!

[@tjeerdje93]

@TheDeesck thaks. silly is a compliment for dutchies. we are the most free people on earth and we are still the country who learst the most, please reaply,. no shame is the most pure of a man.

[@ZILLION4EVER]

bodyguard @ 10:40 yes, the germans abandoned swastikas recently due to bad connotations or something hahahahaha

[@altohippiegabber]

"13 is a she" "beware for (sic) Polish filmmakers" lol i love a good Polanski burn

[@VisitorOf22]

ehhhhhhhh geweldig :D

[@Lilliathi]

@Buff Oon A Polish Jew, the surname gives it away. His family probably moved to the US because of WW2.

[@FreedomPuppy]

8:25 the bodyguard is nodding his head.

[@fredschriks8554]

"She's not home" 😅

[@abegarfield7638]

Yeah. That got me, too. I bet they really do that.

[@GeorgeW88]

I never understood why the English did the 'sh' when doing a dutch accent.We say a lot of things wrong, but I've never heard a Dutchman pronounce the s like that. Glad to see that Hans Teeuwen clearified that.

[@nomoresunforever3695]

Our normal s is less sharp than the English one.

[@mauricekuck8965]

Kryton from the red dwarf interviewing hans nice

[@amigaamiga7671]

"On Saturday 28 November 1992, the cabaret duo Hans Teeuwen and Roland Smeenk drove back home after a try-out. That evening the weather was very bad, Roland was driving. Due to strong gusts of wind, Roland lost control of the steering wheel and the car overturned eight times. He died and Hans survived the accident." Life is short, do what you want with it because soon you'll be dead and everything will be quiet. Hans Teeuwen

[@alexd7466]

the last part is the best. Hans should keep that weird accent when performing in the UK

[@CatAlberts]

Very funny! lovely hans teeuwen.

[@Frietpan]

nice vid, watch the bodyguard lol he has to laugh but keeps it in.

[@maplelafe7671]

Newsflash.... Hans Teeuwen buyed Anne Frank House !!! "Try the Neighbours" he quoted.

[@aorta538]

Haha, no... He bought a cat ;p

[@aorta538]

check his channel, he's uploading weekly 😎

[@etterbakk]

thats not his bodyguard you fool! thats just a friend of his....... hanging out together and getting a free lift :D

[@MaxwellEindhoven]

@damek666 No, it's a Dutch word. The Dutch brought this word all over the world, but in South Africa the Dutch actively spread the language, and the "apartheid" policy wasn't a policy in the colonies of the Dutch themselves, so it sort of grew as an Afrikaans word. Afrikaans is a Dutch word as well. The language Afrikaans is broken, simplified Dutch. most of the Afrikaners would understand me when I speak Dutch, same with Afrikaners speaking Afrikaans.

[@lekkerhip]

Superrrrr lang gelden maar toch bedankt Hans

[@TheDutchSamantha]

Hans Teeuwen is good in Englisch, but in Dutch even better. :)

[@danielhoekstra7998]

At all the toerist by the Anne Frank house She's not home. LMFAO

[@HELHOEK]

I love you!

[@EvertfromNederland]

Is his boddy guard Giovanni van Bronckhorst? Also I love it when the driver laughs he sounds like Muttley.

[@carpool]

@jobsta It was released on the iTunes feed only, due to my rather slapdash uploading I never put it on KZbin. Normal service is now resumed, this weeks new episode is with Rob Brydon, released on Friday

[@wildtatz]

Brilliant ,, real laughter, so funny

[@GingerJoberton]

Is this Dutch Jim Carrey?

[@DDM1995]

+GingerJoberton Carrey ain't even close.

[@Geleivis]

as silly, Jim is a lot more politically correct though

[@GingerJoberton]

I mean his face

[@Geleivis]

GingerJoberton well, no then

[@GingerJoberton]

+Geleivis is.gd/u7g2FW no? is.gd/f3WVwB

[@MrTisjeboy]

Nice intro tune.

[@kerstgerard]

I do value a reply

[@1walkgirl]

YAY!, Hansje Teeuwen! :D

[@orth82]

Bobby, if you're reading this, I think you are all around brilliant in everything and especially love watching these. Would love to see more. Please PLEASE get Ricky Gervais, Karl Pilkington, Derren Brown or Steve Coogan in the car with you if at all possible :) And thank you for your fantastic work!

[@kerstgerard]

i enjoyed it

[@michavandam]

24:21 Wat zegt hij hier nou toch? Ik heb 't wel tien keer teruggeluisterd, maar ik kan het niet verstaan. "That's what gave all the Frank we're in the war you know."

[@Litanic]

Hij zegt: "That's what gave Otto Frank (Anne Frank haar vader) away in the war"

[@michavandam]

@@Litanic Dank je!

[@shadesofdownXL]

at 3:00 minutes in did a plane crash?

[@abegarfield7638]

"Are there regional accents?" It's an entire country, Bob. What do you think?

[@thehongkongbong]

Never thought Hans would have Jackie Earle Haley as a bodyguard

[@veag687]

the guy in the back is thinking: "i stepped into the wrong taxi"

[@laurenstma]

10:50 They made their trains run on time.. LOL

[@GuideauxPelagos]

Brilliant.

[@marcelnz]

thank you very Dutch! Da was pas lache hey Teeuwe! Groetjes van van Leeuwe! cheers from down understebove!

[@eneasijlst2395]

@marcelnz, I know I'm 6 years to late man.. But I just wanted to say, that you almost nailed the Dutch part of your comment ( a little bit ).

[@eneasijlst2395]

Just a random compliment from a random Dutch guy!!!

[@marcelnz]

@@eneasijlst2395 almost? van Leeuwen is my surname; hence the rhyme ☺

[@marcelnz]

@@eneasijlst2395 thank you well ;-) *Hou Doe uit Christchurch NZ*

[@eneasijlst2395]

Hahah Yess really close! If you want I can tell you the right way to say it.. in Dutch 😁

[@Qjumper007]

Yes yes yes yes yesyes yesyes.

[@kerstgerard]

you should've had a like long ago

[@stuartcalow737]

Jaw dropping funny!

[@bassie1418]

hoe hans teeuwen hondenstront zegt is onbetaalbaar xd

[@OldSchooledTV]

Geniaal

[@hsarclaedi]

"At that age"

[@oeboe17]

Extraordinary, geweldig ! Hans + 1

[@marijnkuijlman]

5:25 Funny, because this year he's 54 as well! XD

[@dittodutch]

great video. My compliments.

[@MsUserInterFace]

WHOOOO Hans Teeuwen :D:P

[@JNL68]

Hans speaking dutch with soft s, god I llolled so hard good vid :)

[@miciso666]

annie are you ok? are you ok annie? also... that guy: atleast the trains where on time....

[@Shinydrybones]

@WillyWokkel umm I was kinda trying to point out that Hans Teeuwen is my hero too, but apparently I failed, sorry for the misunderstanding. The fact that dutch people have a talent for learning foreign languages doesn't mean everybody speaks foreign languages, you still have to learn the language after all. I didn't and don't mean to be rude so sorry for the tone of my remark.

[@jumpfr3ak]

bodyguard is enjoying himself 2 XD

[@r.v.s.983]

Dat is godverdomme een lieve Bodyguard Hij lijkt trouwens een beetje op Luther

[@ProGuitarTuition]

when was this recorded, doesn't look like a new one. Very funny, and Robert you bowed to peer pressure there must be a couple of jokes in there you may regret ;)

[@Ronan6610]

h ans ... Arsedehole Leuk om je te horen man!

[@Raoul023]

HEY Meisje NEUKEN!?

[@kerstgerard]

ik ben een jongen is dat een bezwaar? ik vind neuken ook lekker jij ook!!? kom op dan!...

[@swingmaster]

Doont fuk wit tu duts.... Hahaha LOL

[@kolaas2006]

Lots of people don't visit Anne Frank house because it's hidden so well.

[@carpool]

@moost66 Ik probeer te begrijpen als deze opmerking is gericht op mezelf (Robert, de bestuurder) of de heer Teeuwen

[@ShallowBeThyGames]

Teeuwen

[@markstaddon4993]

Funny and amusing

[@Riilaxed]

Translating: The guy in the back is stoned as f*ck

[@pjotter0]

I don't really think you get the point.. Suggest you to re-read his post..

[@MaxwellEindhoven]

14:49 A nice BOVA bus in the passenger side glass! :)

[@dedded101]

I don't know if it's me, but the sound seems to be out of sync with the vid..?

[@mariusscheijgrond9061]

haha very dutch eksent

[@bigorangebellywash2832]

Accent...bedoel je zeker??

[@paraiso1972]

His bodyguard is stoooooned as hell.

[@kerstgerard]

roes noemen we dat or comfortably numb as Floyd once sung

[@kerstgerard]

though i do not agree with you

[@MrFloppyHare]

Amazing how some people commenting on this, who's native language is obviously not Dutch, insist that 'apartheid' is not a Dutch word..! :-)

[@rrremix71]

3:02 Look at the airplane mirroring in the window of the other car. Seems to crash ;)

[@VettigeHandoek]

@JNL68 je bent gewoon nl ofnie?

[@aivaa]

@ProGuitarTuition says summer 2010 at the start