HardLore: Texas Tour Recap

[@chainsawlupines]

Rest in peace Cola Boyy!!

[@rxchavira]

thank you so much for that intro. oxnard is hurting bad over the loss of our brother matthew. RIP COLA BOYY ♥️

[@frakjohnson2494]

Thank you so much. Such love he earned from people never ceases to amaze me. From our family, thank you guys! He loved watching your podcast, and the interview was one of my favorites. That clip of him from that interview... We laughed and cried so hard on his "even if they don't fuck with it." Thank you ❤❤❤

[@thebrokerichard]

When I was growing up, I used to have this reoccurring nightmare that the Grim Reaper was peeping through the front door of our home. Skeleton, cloak, scythe.. everything. At some point during the dream, the reaper would always duck out of frame. When he appeared again, his hood would be down to reveal his identity as Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka. Purple suit and top hat with all the typical reaper props. This happened for several years and I could never explain it. Great episode, thanks yall! 45:32

[@iancraig5415]

please turn this into an album cover

[@charleeriverbear5153]

That Athletic Greens transition was the smoothest most artistic ad transition. Master Killer level

[@BassyTX]

Saw Colin walk back to Mohawk’s with a pizza, and my god did my boy look defeated, still managed to have the two best sets of the show 🫡🫡

[@BassyTX]

41:22

[@jtkappy7742]

I hit my shin on the stage just like Colin like two months ago at a show and it’s still bruised and tender to the touch.

[@GrotesqueHyydra]

I absolutely love listening to you guys as a someone who doesn’t listen to hardcore music. It actually got me hooked on some bands you’ve guys mentioned

[@antpel88]

14:24 when bo says "oh no" about boment was pure comedy

[@laneferguson5783]

RIP Cola Boy Great episode boys. shout tf out TXHC and Tacos El Regio for being the lifeblood of the St Mary’s strip Dumbest nightmare I ever had was I started a new job doing logistics for a meat/ produce trucking company and I accidentally sent the trucks to the wrong address but instead of calling me and being like “yo wtf this is an empty parking lot” all the drivers unloaded $15k of perishable meat and veggies on to the asphalt and just left it there. A horde of angry truckers then came after me a just yelled at me until I woke up. I’ve never worked logistics or trucking in my life and I really don’t know why I had this dream at all lol

[@jvallely_]

Had a legit night terror when I was 19 that I was at a block party and got in a fight with juggalos and I got hit in the lung with a spiked bat, called 911, but couldn’t speak and died.

[@adamholborn9384]

I once had a recurring nightmare that Darth Maul knocked the door at my grandmothers house, threw an American football at my chest when I answered which winded me… and then turned the taps on in every room and flooded the house and I couldn’t tell anyone because I was winded 🥲

[@AnthonyCiarrocchi-l8j]

I had a dream where I was sitting in a theater watching The Batman on opening night with a Little Caesars pizza, but to my HORROR the pizza and the movie sucked. My girlfriend woke me up because I was crying in my sleep and shouting "they both suck!"

[@loganwr0ng]

🤣

[@CH-ml4rz]

This one has to win or it’s rigged

[@i_g2575]

Come to Cupid’s in Winnetka on a Wednesday afternoon to get hooked up!

[@abigbeautifultomorrow1026]

Nightmare: Trapped inside of the old Hamburglar McDonalds playground tower but it's being flooded with blood. I was 11 and it put me off the arches for a while, but I made my way back.

[@rockerguy890]

Drove 9 hours from El Paso Texas... well worth the Denton show. One of the best shows ive been to. Thanks guys :) also got Buc-ee's everyday as well lol

[@andytuck99]

who up harding they lore rn? rest in peace cola boyy

[@treetop1183]

Fucking legend

[@andytuck99]

@@sampuckett2476 no i spelt it piece like a fuckin idiot, and realized afterwards

[@jakeballesteros2280]

My dumbest nightmare : when I was in high school I was way into Marilyn Manson, and in my nightmare I was hired to tour as the new guitarist of Manson, and I swore I knew the whole catalog, and when we played the first set all I could play was “ come as you are “ by nirvana. No matter how hard I was strumming. Manson launched me off the stage which was on a boat. So dumb

[@pyre9701]

Had a nightmare that I just got fired at work and then the rest of the dream was literally me updating my resume and applying to jobs for hours. Like in real time looking at LinkedIn and shit. Dumbest, most mundane, yet anxiety inducing dream I've ever had

[@jonathanmaner1157]

Enjoyed this one. I grew up in DFW and went to shows from around 2006-2012 and I saw both of your bands in Fort Worth at 1919 Hemphill. My TXHC Mount Rushmore is Iron Age, Power Trip, Bitter End, and On My Side. However, I think a lot of people will probably say Will to Live. The bit about the mosh in San Antonio is definitely true back in like 07 or 08 I went to San Antonio to see Have Heart and saw Bitter End play their set and it was violence from beginning to end. Same thing during Lie and Wait.

[@samuelmejia6878]

HOW THE FUCK IS COLIN SO FLEXIBLE 1:27:52

[@withafrown]

Violencia is the best! Dumbest nightmare I had, for some reason I was at a live shooting of Diner Drive Ins and Dives, and Guy Fieri was trying some food stand in Hawaii. They finished shooting, so he started talking to the crowd and started to cook something. He called me up to try whatever he made, but then a huge pit of spiders appeared and we both fell in. We were struggling to get out, and i noticed some vines and ran to them, i helped Guy Fieri up and i woke up.

[@TheFranchiseDraft]

My ultimate dumb nightmare: me and my friends and family were all marbles (it was kind of like Marble Madness the old NES game). Everybody was mad at me and spoke super fast like the Micro Machines guy. It was terrifying.

[@LamGK]

My dumbest nightmare: When I was younger, probably like 4 or 5 years old, I had a dream that some lady was making my sister and I breakfast. The breakfast consisted of purple potatoes with teeth sticking out of them. My sister and I were super scared in the dream and the lady said "eat your breakfast, it will kill you". I then immediately woke up. As a 5 year old, this nightmare really did a number on me, and it has stuck with me ever since as the dumbest nightmare I've ever had.

[@jake_villanueva]

RIP cola boyy. ❤❤

[@bigshittin699]

Accidentally lucid dreamed at like 11 years old and didn't realize what was happening and all I could see was a figure in a splits position sliding across a wet road in between 2 lamp posts

[@bananaclipper7692]

1:34:57 cowboy boots with Merauder shuriken as the spur

[@jtkappy7742]

Next time you guys are in the Bay Area you need to check out slice of homage in down town San Jose. They got Detroit, New York, and Sicilian styles and all are crazy good. They have a tiny little shop where you can order and eat but when it gets busy they send you to the bar Nextdoor. I recommend getting a slice of the spicy D to go with whatever else you want to try, it’s a spicy meat Detroit style and it’s killer.

[@thegrimfilmer]

A few of the houston nsfwknd set's on my channel! Including twitching tongues and god's hate, such a fun show :)

[@mvarnzo5709]

There were people camped overnight and lined up and outside for the opening of Bucc-eees here in CO. I had never heard of it but now I know how to pronounce it.

[@TheHighestOrderHO]

My dumbest/most harrowing dream was a reoccurring nightmare where I would transform into a bullet that would kill Jackie Chan while he was on a bad ass mission. Guess I watched Rumble in the Bronx a few too many times.

[@foxwhittaker4367]

My dumbest nightmare (Reoccurring) It's in black & white, no sound and it's the Victorian Times (Jack the Ripper esque streets) There's a mime following me... I stop, he stops, i take a step forward, he goes back, and vice-versa So i hide around a corner to grab him, and when i catch him, i wake up

[@down2n0ne]

One time I had a dream that I had a frozen pizza in the fridge. I woke up and I had nothing worse day ever

[@hogpattyslap9607]

The dumbest nightmare I ever had involves pure bred dogs. In the dream, my beloved dog and I were walking through an IKEA for some reason. The manager of the IKEA ran up and said, “We don’t allow dogs in here unless they’re pure bred”. I responded that my dog was pure bred, but I would come back by myself to not cause an issue. The manager gave me the most Jim Carey’s Mask-esque smile and said “Looks like it’s already too late”. I looked down. My dog was pure BREAD. Like a sourdough round attached to a leash and collar. I freaked out and grabbed the manager demanding to return my dog back to her original dog form. The IKEA staff just laughed as I pleaded. The dream ends there abruptly, but I remember feeling so relieved to wake up next to my dog who wasn’t bread, and then laughed at how fucking stupid that dream was.

[@neonafterdark4208]

I had this nightmare recently where me and a friend were making a ghost hunting-style video, but we were hunting Nosferatu. We kept trying to egg him on by making yo mama jokes. Then he jumped down from the sky like a ninja and got us and I woke up by throwing my arm to protect my self.

[@HoldenSXE]

The dumbest nightmare I had was literally last night. I dreamt I went to the movie theater to see dune two, I was talking during it, the wall got crushed by a monster truck and then Colin got out of it and I woke up thinking I met Colin. No joke

[@thomasburkland9053]

As a child, I had a dream that there was a bear in my backyard and my entire family hopped in a 70's VW Beetle and drove in circles around me in our driveway and would not let me in the car.

[@jazzturkey2108]

My funniest nightmare (I still have this one come around in adulthood too): I was 6 years old at the time, and the dream was me standing in an empty dark room that had a few inches of water on the ground, but I'm able to be standing on top of it. there was an ominous wooden chair in the center of it. I walk over to sit in it, and I become completely motionless and I look to my left and there's a shark standing straight up putting ketchup on my arm to eat my arm like a hotdog. As soon as the fucker would bite I would jolt awake, and that shit still happens, I'm 30 now lol.

[@drewmartin2460]

I used to have a reoccurring nightmare that I was a detective looking for a baby snatcher, I would open a door and in the room it was Michael Jackson eating a baby.

[@Landlord0fTheFilthy]

I legit had a dream I was being chased through a city by a Giant brown Skittle (I know skittles aren't brown) but it was literally rolling over people and killing them 😂😂😂😂😂 and right before it got me I woke up

[@haydenr4737]

I had a nightmare where my band was hours late to load in at a huge gig we were playing and we kept turning back for shit we forgot, after a couple times going back into my house for shit i was so mad I threw up all over my poor dog

[@Jongobarker]

My best nightmares come with my reactions to them. For example I dreamt a demon women lept down on me from the top of my aunts staircase which in itself is a standard nightmare, but me shouting "AHH SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME" as I woke up really pushed it over the edge of both melodrama and stupidity. Also made me glad I was single at the time.

[@soggymarley]

hey lads, /hardlore seems to be available now on patreon. Not sure it matters at this point but just thought I'd mention it (yes, I got excited and typed /hardlore prematurely) LOVE YOUR WORK

[@mattcannon8747]

My dumbest nightmare/nightmare outcome: As a kid, after seeing Ghostbusters 2, I would constantly have nightmares about people or figures exiting paintings or pictures and I would take off running for my life. I would wake up in a cold sweat every time they got close, terrified, sometimes in tears. These persistent nightmares irrationally led to me taking down EVERY SINGLE POSTER in my bedroom; Ninja Turtles, Muppet Babies, Hockey and Baseball player posters, GONE. I still to this day cannot watch the movie, some 30 years later. Truly terrifying stuff.

[@420taku3]

Please get those theater shirts available to order ASAP

[@limozeenjenkins]

My dumbest nightmare: My friend and I were walking down an alley when suddenly, in the middle of a driveway, we found an open guitar case containing a silverburst Les Paul Custom, which for some reason we instinctively knew belonged to Bill Kelliher of Mastodon. We decided to steal it. After picking it up, it grew to five times its normal size and sprouted wheels; it had become a guitarcar. We went for a joyride and all was well until the Druid police arrived. Yes, they were cops and also Druids, armed with both guns and magic. We drove down another alley only to find that they had us surrounded. We ditched the guitarcar and made a run for it on foot through someone’s yard. The Druid police cast a spell that made the fences grow continuously, so quickly that we weren’t able to climb them. My friend and I fell to our deaths. I woke up freaking out, then laughed my ass off.

[@treetop1183]

Weirdest nightmare i had was I was on the magic school bus and everyone including ms frizzle turned into the wicked witch of the west and chased me until i ran into a tree and exploded looney tunes style

[@Kingofpain4258]

Buccee's is now in South Carolina and Florida

[@ZachyStugotz]

Absolutely knew Balatro was going to get a shout here. I fucking love it.

[@ezequielcapaceta]

Harding my lore rn

[@kbbq666]

Harding my lore so hard right now

[@backwardscharm]

RIP Cola Boyy 🕊️❤️

[@jdbradford5661]

My dumb nightmare I had is that I was in my neighborhood and it was fall, I was walking around outside eating a bowl of salad with my hands getting them all ranchy. For some reason there was also lots of waist high walls that I had to keep jumping over and it was a cemetery. So I'm eating salad with my hands while doing parkour in a cemetery to get away from being chased down.

[@bobbywinner9590]

My recurring nightmare as a kid was being attacked every night by a giant, sentient apple

[@Tai20043]

I have a reoccurring nightmare where I become conscious on a little league baseball field, completely bewildered as to where I am. As I gain my bearings and start to look around, I see Mortal Kombat characters runnings towards me, trying to escape a massive twister. Not this fucking dream again. So, I bust into a full blown sprint along side my homies Raiden and the 3 main ninjas (Sub-Zero, Scorpion, and Reptile). We are jumping fences and busting it across outfield after outfield until we reach our only logical escape route, a portal to the Netherrealm. Raiden raises his arms in the air to call down lightening and cover our escape as we all jump like 30 feet in the air to pass through the portal, then I wake up. This probably has to do with the fact that I saw the internationally known classic Mortal Kombat Annihilation in theaters when I was 6 and went through the Twister attraction at Universal around the same age. The 90s were wild.

[@VitrificationOfBlood]

It’s hardlore tiiiiime

[@VitrificationOfBlood]

Also, great opening. Very respectful.

[@kencrippyjr]

i recognize that preacher man mush mouth guy from orlando many moons ago. my man has been wearing that same hat for 20+ years.

[@jacobmccallon9305]

See y’all in Louisville!

[@jake_villanueva]

Worst nightmare was gambling all night and being up thousands. Then waking up in my bed at home. What a nightmare.

[@waknart3559]

dumbest nightmare ever was during a 103 fever and i had a nightmare that all the first gen pokemon were making me cry and using my tears to make a cake then ate it in front of me

[@leonardolopez4197]

Oxnard loves you Matt Rip cola boyy ❤️

[@jakobsmith7439]

1:14:55 legendary reference

[@CH-ml4rz]

49:06 BO BO BO BO 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@adamnshame95]

In middle school I dreamt I was a stick figure and I was getting eaten by a deer. 20 years later and I can’t remember anymore dreams so it was stupid and apparently traumatic.

[@197Media]

beautiful intro.

[@x.BRAiNZ.x]

One time I witnessed a murder from within the upper deck of the toilet, not sure why there was a shitter killer, not sure how I fit there…butt… nightmares

[@Tman-bf9he]

I had this nightmare after Steve Irwin died where I was in my bed and the floor turned into water and there was sting rays and manta rays swimming around me. Scared of em ever since lol

[@southern_discomfort]

The dumbest fucking nightmare I ever had 45:34 : For three months straight while in college, my nightmare each night was my normal day to day life of going to class, eating, chores, studying and all the normal stuff. Then I’d wake up and do those things in the real world. So, I lived one long, continuous day for 90ish days, but sometimes an old wizard would show up in my closet. Essentially my nightmare was my normal life. Please clap. PS: the Denton show was badass. Shout-out Ozone and Skourge!

[@LILDIRTNAPX]

1:27:54 bro that's not possible whose leg is that?!?!

[@Drownmeout344]

Im gonna get real vulnerable here. I had a reoccurring night terror when i was a toddler (2-3 years old) and i remember it so vividly. I was stuck alone in some giant Costco type building where the lighting was super dark and unsettling, and there were (i shit you not) vegetables chasing me around. Carrots, Tomatoes, Broccoli, etc. My scream crying would wake my parents up every night.

[@_DressedToDepress_]

Spit My Rage downpicking 😂 So true

[@angiev265]

You might like Habak!

[@chrisp464]

shout out Liberty & Justice, that comment totally undersells how good they are

[@alexhunter2128]

“m y w h o l e b i t w a s a b i t” took me out lmao

[@jacobthompson5042]

Craziest nightmare I had was me and my brother were in our backyard and heard this insanely loud gutteral howling sound, so we decided to set these fires in the yard out of leaves and pine straw and create smoke signals to attract these Sasquatches (the howling sound) and we had to fight them off by setting them on fire

[@816yardcore]

No joke I saw the hat man when I was a kid. Blue dude, top hat.

[@chains1108]

I respect whatever reason you don't play good luck but damn that song is awesome. It might be my favorite twitching tongues song

[@oh_itschris]

Next time y'all are in San Antonio, I recommend Brevity Coffee! Plus they're open late fellas😁

[@ChetRipley86]

Dumbest dream ever was me hanging out with The Hatman and me gassing him up “bro you been working out you look bigger man” catching up like old pals “oh ya know just scaring dudes on cough medicine” “cool cool man hey it’s great to see you, cool if I get some regular sleep?” “Oh shit yeah bro sorry I was in the area figured I’d stop by”

[@hardcorescissors582]

Who did he sound like

[@ChetRipley86]

@@hardcorescissors582 standard deep demon voice but like a Cali surf bro cadence. Damndest thing cause I’m from the northeast

[@HoldenSXE]

ITS HARDLORE TIMEEEE

[@deathbyselfrecords2928]

My dumbest dream is a recurring one Every time I drink vodka I See the duck playing the drums from that meme and it comes in various ways

[@mikepat1927]

I will buy that "If you talk during this movie I will beat your ass" shirt in record time, I will even buy multiple for anyone who joins me in the theartes.

[@rogertx210]

Was at the austin and san antonio show was fucken awesome

[@franklira4675]

My dumbest nightmare was when I was a kid. Probably 8-9 years old. In the dream I was walking down my street towards my school. I got close enough to see someone digging a grave in front of the schools office. It was Freddy Krueger! I was immediately afraid but also offended he was there? I flipped him off and he got real mad and chased me. That part felt like forever, just running and trying to get away from him. But that’s it! That’s my dumb nightmare. Shout-out Chubby!

[@ryanloftis]

sign of a good gas station having both pepsi and coke, also their club melt sandwich is so good.

[@ANNIHILATION13487]

My scariest dream was about the number 1 but it was really big and loomed over me menacingly then it would go really small, just lying in wait to go really big again

[@alexisstx]

Htown bands mentioned. 🤘

[@haydengreen3677]

I fucked up and thought the Denton show was on Sunday and I wouldn’t be able to go

[@bombsaway1000]

Colin be prepared to lose a lot more sleep when you start Balatro

[@loganwr0ng]

what microphone does bo use that shit sounds scrumptious

[@worldrenownfailure]

Some backstory for how I had this nightmare, I was playing wolfenstein 2 and there's that scene of the nazi saying how much he loves strawberry milkshakes and that made me crave str milkshake so for a week straight, that was the only liquid I drank It finally caught up to me (lactose intolerant btw) when I had a dream that I was on a bus the got robbed by frogs in trenchcoats and me and my friends had to lie and say we were part of walter whites crew and we were going in as fake chorizo salesmen but they didn't believe us so they beat us with rollerskates. Then I woke up to IMMENSE stomach pains and after that it was just chocolate thunder

[@Ned_Schneebly]

When I was very young I had a reoccurring nightmare that the lazy boy chair in my my living room gained sentience and wanted to eat me

[@uishy340]

LEMME GET A PIC‼️

[@Nfstfu]

I worked at Mohawk for 5 years, sick to hear you guys enjoy it so much! Was the bald guy fat or skinny? I wanna know who it was haha

[@corycourtney8923]

No one tells you shin-ers are permanent in your 30's.

[@jessefisher4521]

34:36

[@mydadleftandnevercameback]

I hit my shins all the time Colin.

[@hookares9207]

what is no doing at tied down unannounced

[@titanovterror]

Need to get Colin to check out Oliver Stone’s “JFK”

[@ryanbeitler3231]

Stoked colin is off chains