I Found A Bad Christmas Movie From My Hometown

[@corduroyboy_]

the sweater is giving commentary youtuber reviewing a bad christmas movie. wow. you nailed it.

[@rat_enthusiast]

Grieving the fact that Mistletoe Time Machine isn’t about a Mistletoe that is also a time machine. It’d be like doctor who, but if the doctor had to make out with people to get his blue box to work. They were so close to greatness

[@harryjamesmiller]

that would be incredible

[@fallenbee]

Why is no one talking about how she knew she was pregnant the entire time but was still drinking alcohol the entire time 👁️👄👁️

[@fangal12]

She turned down the wine though

[@goldensloth7]

a little is okay.... a LITTLE

[@5lizardsinatrenchcoat546]

"ghosts of girlfriends past" WOULD make more sense than the title they chose but alas matthew mcconaughey already made that movie ten years ago so they settled for christmas word soup. feels very marvista

[@paperbackenthusiast]

“‘Livy is livid.’ Champagne must’ve been popped.” 😂

[@h311dr1p]

the footage of you walking around burbank with the collared white shirt, horn rimmed glasses, and a backpack is really screaming mormon missionary vlogging about The Good Word lmao

[@tapirsareunder-appreciated2272]

I don't usually comment - I'm more of a silent appreciator - but I really do think you're one of the best commentary channels on the platform. Not many have been brave enough to tackle the trainwreck that is Diana the Musical, and your takes on various issues feel a lot more mature than most? I don't know how to explain it, but you definitely have your own thing going, and it's a GOOD thing.

[@harryjamesmiller]

thanks so much :) diana the musical nearly took me down, so i do not blame anyone who has avoided it lol

[@maddygs698]

22:19 Best guess on the phone thing: if her husband carries her phone, then she doesn’t have the lug a purse around. How is that romantic? No idea

[@taohun]

you fill such a specific niche on youtube, i'm just so glad that i get to engage with what you're creating and stuff! your sense of humor clicks so well with what i enjoy. i really like the nuance and the level-headedness you bring to more serious stuff and also how silly it gets sometimes lol. it's just a lot of fun and i'm excited to see what you make next

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

agreed! perfect description.

[@direcircumstances]

My personal favorite Harry Miller moment of 2022: "Every brand has their target audience - Nickelodeon is for kids, Jack-in-the-Box is for stoners, Peloton is for hot moms who I would risk it all for." I'm not a mom, nor an owner of a Peloton, but that made me smile nonetheless. Here's to more of you in 2023!

[@jmv333]

Glad you have had such a good year on youtube

[@charliekeelingover]

I can confirm that women love it when you hold their phones. Every time I have a woman's phone, they're always chasing me, saying cute things like "stop, thief!" So romantic.

[@SkiddlyBink]

"the christmas lottery" finally a festive retelling of the shirley jackson classic short story

[@bombasticnoa]

christmas is already over man horrible video

[@harryjamesmiller]

time to [redacted]

[@skyezhang7611]

There are few people whose content I will immediately watch/interact with, and you are one of them! The parasocial relationship is real. Thank you for a great year of laughs! Cheers :)

[@ositaiza888]

the actor who plays millie is ayla kell,, who was previously a main character on the abc family show 'make it or break it'. i have not watched said show. i recognized this actress from a show i haven't seen from another commentary video breaking down the show and recognized her during this commentary video breaking down a movie i have (and never will) see. (p.s. i loved the "so just a writer..." bit, hope you have a good new years)

[@mari3nr]

the end of this made me so emo it was like so sweet and in this hard hard world that is a difficult thing to find

[@5lizardsinatrenchcoat546]

that line from sophie has always resonated with me and im glad you've found your piece of ground here! your vids always make me laugh so thanks for what you do :)

[@aliciaalvarado9288]

Imagine my surprise when I sit down to watch your review of this movie that takes place in your hometown only for it also to be my hometown

[@talistheintrovert]

I'm so glad I found you this year - you're exactly the kind of youtuber I aspire to be, just making content you enjoy and vibing in your own corner and it makes me SO delighted every time one of your videos pops up in my notifications.

[@robinnn777]

Glee-inspired (derogatory)

[@noam3561]

dude I had no idea you were a smaller youtuber for months after I found your channel, your videos were so high quality. thanks for responding to my comment about pete davidson that one time, i am easily starstruck and it did make my day. congrats on the milestones and the year !!!

[@noam3561]

i just watched mistletoe time machine. erika prevost was so good holy shit

[@sebastianissocool]

I know it's silly, but I wasn't expecting your hometown to be Burbank. As someone who is from LA but lives elsewhere now it tickled me

[@ALNizhoni]

Same! I was thinking more...Connecticut? As an LA native, I'm usually pretty good at spotting my own, but this one threw me!

[@stormcloudsabound]

this movie is basically like the store brand version of "four weddings and a funeral"...which is why it's bad, the original didn't need to be redone.

[@ChryslerPTCruiser]

not to sound insane but i was so hyped to see you had this video after watching some of your more recent ones because I was trying to figure out what it was I was hearing in your accent. and behold, amazing, a video where you to reveal your hometown - surly this will give me the answer I yearned for! only for it to burbank wtf. i do not consider california to have a distinct accent from my pnw accent.. so what am i hearing??? is theatre kid an accent?? the only way i can describe is like a kid who grew up in an anglophone canadian province but has quebecois parents.. or maybe im too sleep deprived

[@ALNizhoni]

Nah, you're right! I'm an LA native, and I was literally like, 'Uh...that's not what I was expecting.' There's definitely something...rather Mid-Atlantic about his almost neutral accent.

[@mayamacisaac]

hey i'm actualcaprisun from the twitter gang!!! i'm so happy to have been around this year for your journey :) can't wait to see where you go next!

[@yramismynamenowdealwithit]

I love the genuine ending 🥲😗💖

[@robinnn777]

Such a side note but you saying Dosvidaniya threw me back to Andrew (John mulaney) saying it in big mouth which was the funniest part of the whole season and also the fact that you sound like John mulaney melted my brain lol

[@alicethemad1613]

I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED MY NAME BEING MENTIONED IN THIS VIDEO. IVE BEEN JUMPSCARED.

[@casualharpy]

Love your work and your videos and everything but I really must know where you got that amazing pigeon collage. I can't stop staring at it in all your videos, I need it

[@harryjamesmiller]

my friend eli got it for me from the artist allyn howard

[@casualharpy]

@@harryjamesmiller omgosh thank you so much!! I didn't think u'd reply, I'm buying it now!! P.s. your videos always make me laugh v much thank u for the fab content xx

[@DAGuy726]

The “ive ugh love” hat 😂

[@typoglycemia]

what a gem of a bad movie you've curated here for us in this video. thank you for the introduction to this work of art so happy you are thriving on youtube!! i found you this year and its wonderful to find a fellow theatre understander who somehow has the same opinions as me on most other things too. wishing you a happy new year and even more success as we slide into 2023!

[@adolin.kholin]

Thank you so much for all the good things this year and before! I have always found this channel a place to return to when things got really chaotic or just a bit much. Genuinely, thank you. You're definitely one my favorites, and I'm always so excited to see you upload. You're doing fantastic. I can't wait for more pete davidson love life updates and literally any other content you end up making next year!

[@Allukard353]

I'm glad you finally got us a present HJM, but you can't keep this up. Deliver our next ON TIME, or else you're gonna get it. (Jokes aside, any video at all is appreciated, just yanking your chain.)

[@harryjamesmiller]

next year i promise it in a more timely manner, filthyfishgoddessmermaid

[@Allukard353]

​@@harryjamesmiller As expected of THE Harry James Miller

[@maddygs698]

2:32 Ghosts of Girlfriends Past was already taken. It came out in 2009 and stars Matthew McConaughey

[@lindenm.9149]

NO SHOT YOURE FROM MY HOMETOWN

[@harryjamesmiller]

burbank moment

[@maddygs698]

8:06 Yeah, every pregnancy test I’ve ever seen either has lines or just the words “pregnant” or “not pregnant” I get the smiley faces for the ovulation test though. If you are checking if you are ovulating, you are probably trying to get pregnant

[@smeerina772]

yo what. when u said you were gonna hit a million.. views i was shocked. i assumed it would be followed by subscribers. you’re videos are a so well made and i’m on a binge rn. We’re 3 months in but i’m Wishing you a great and prosperous 2023. hopefully you can reach and surpass ur goals

[@loganthehennemann1]

This movie is shot like a bad reality show. I can’t actually believe it’s real

[@mrmeowingtonw]

the outro had me smiling so big🥺ur videos are so peaceful and funny and they're just the perfect way to calm down no matter what's going on in my life, i've watched all of them twice!! i love ur content and u genuinely seem like such a nice person :) i hope u have a great 2023 and i'm so so happy to be a part of this community

[@matt.stevick]

Papa 🙏 Bless 🍕 foot 🦶 soldiers. With peace ☮️ and Love ❤️ to the Vape 💨 Nation. Family!

[@hail7622]

as someone who's normally a huge lurker, your videos are always super fun and funny and i look forward to them all the time

[@cas6359]

going against what your grandfather, whom is grieving the love of his life, wanted at the funeral is insane. funerals are for the living, not the dead. they act like they’re trying to bring her back from the dead by singing her favorite song and have one shot at it.

[@MartyBoBlue]

holy shit! my favorite all together song is sophie! XD i just got super excited at the shoutout

[@reneew8181]

I'm SO glad I found your channel this year. Your videos put a huge smile on my face. Can't wait to watch you grow more in 2023!!

[@ThatCrazyBookWyrm]

You've become one of my favorite content creators this year, so I'm very excited to watch you grow :) I found you from your Gus video and I've watched every upload since then; they've kept me company and provided some much needed distraction from a buzzy brain. Thanks for a great year, and I'm looking forward to whatever you make next!

[@brinnforthewinn]

It is almost 1:30am and I cannot stress enough how happy I am to have stumbled upon your channel. Brain need binge watch material. Brain find some. Brain happy. 🥳🧠

[@rica3947]

i found your channel about two or three weeks ago and I've had so much fun watching your videos!! your speech at the end of this one is so sweet, we're glad you're here!! :)

[@alexbarrow734]

I'm glad you've found an amazing community on here, and I'm glad it's changed your life! You've changed mine, genuinely. I love your content and it's sometimes been the biggest highlight of my day, so thank you! Not to mention I found your channel during a very difficult time (I feel like everyone says that lmao so maybe we are all having a shitty time), so thanks again for providing quality content I can watch to escape.

[@ernie39]

first video I've watched of yours, it was very fun! I like the pop art pigeon picture on your wall :-p

[@digitalharmony26]

I’ve spent the last three days bingeing this channel and I have to say, I’d consider you in the top 5 of my all time favourite creators. I’d literally watch you talk about anything. You’re doing well man, looking forward to seeing what you do next and see you become as successful as you deserve to be.

[@gskyber9557]

thank you for sharing your gift! It is always a special treat whenever I see a video from THE Harry James Miller. Thank you for the freaking goofs :)

[@roseaeries]

I am an avid video rewatcher and as a result, I am not given new videos when they come out. Reccomended only shows me old videos that ive already seen! Finally purged my watch history so maybe now ill be able to see videos with a little more haste. Gz on being a real youtuber now

[@foraged_porridge]

so glad to have found ur channel this year!! i love ur content and ur unique voice among the commentary channels!!! happy new year!

[@haidernaveed5946]

Wow that was a very movie. Truly a

[@kite-flying_potato]

Happy New Year! I'm glad I found your channel this year.

[@madhumoiselle]

i love this channel so much i wish i had found it so much earlier omg but i love this and better late than never.

[@pawlific]

i loved all your videos this year! you're seriously underrated, and i hope the new year treats you well

[@everfluctuating]

2:28 it would be a better title, but that title is already taken by a (marginally better) 2009 movie starring matthew mcconaughey lmao

[@iamatrashcan]

this is the first videos of yours i ever saw, but i immediately knew i would subscribe :D i know you will grow bigger and i'll be there when you do hehehe :))

[@BrandiG31]

I'm catching up on KZbin videos after the holidays and just want to say congrats for a good year on KZbin, you've become one of my favorites for sure 💖

[@ElizabethPevey]

so proud of how far you've come, and how much effort you put into your content!! it pays off :) i love your channel! I hope the best for you in 2023!!!

[@bella-is1zy]

You made my grandma laugh so like super good job dude. This was a great video. I laughed and nearly spit out my coffee many times and I am gonna keep watching. Congrats to your success!

[@raviamodernepic]

Congrats on carving out a fun little niche! Looking forward to your future commentary!

[@RaeCharm]

Reliving my senior year of high school is my fucking worst nightmare. To quote John Mulaney "FUCKING WHAT?"

[@fp-qb4qe]

so glad to have found ur channel this year, cant wait to see what u make next

[@cdiamant]

very excited to add this to my roster of christmas movie commentary i watch all year 👏😭

[@Tigerclaw48]

Hello from Australia! Just stumbled upon your channel from a Jake Doolittle video and I think I'll be subscribing, I love this type of content. Glad to hear how much your channel has grown in 2022, hoping 2023 is another great one for you. :)

[@genrecritical]

love you Harry, you made my year better and inspired me to start trying youtube. hope to see more great work from you in the coming years.💛💖

[@fangal12]

Uncle Tommy is a real actor. He was in Do the Right Thing for Pete's sake! Why is he slumming it this low😔

[@adelaide3286]

he bricked his laptop back! and just in time to post a lovely video :-)

[@naomiteague2951]

your videos are always very well put together and very funny. Im very glad i found your channel

[@mwmheps]

You're awesome! So glad to have found your channel!

[@parentspatterns]

For real, you’re one of my favorite people on this platform. I’m excited to keep watching in 2023 and beyondddd ✈️ 🎉

[@snototter5955]

happy happy new year!!! finding this channel was one of the best gifts of the year 2022 tbh and i'm greatly looking forward to all the things you'll be doing!! wear the youtuber baseball cap with pride

[@gggthsb]

Weirdly the one thing that annoys me most about this movie is, that none of the 'wine' they drink even looks remotely like wine! Unless they stretch their wine with water, which would be a literal sin.

[@nguiklian]

Had a blast watching you this year! Heres to the next!

[@jofromthething]

I’m fully shook that the mom (aunt?) is the cop mom from The Fosters and she has a weird dialect now what happened here

[@thatpersonsmusic]

If you’re reading this comment, I want to say that I appreciate your videos, your videos are consistently entertaining and your work you put in to creating them is very appreciated. Thank you

[@uspresidentronaldwreagan]

i'm glad you found your place in the community, and congrats on your channel's growth this year!! I'm glad I found your channel this year, I hope you have a happy new year

[@JessiQuinn]

another great video

[@megan1214]

noooo teri polo why did you do this 😭

[@fangal12]

Her and Nick Tuttorro were slumming it but I guess everyone needs a paycheck

[@romywhite290]

Helter Skelter IS the national anthem

[@beckybee3687]

Same and Vanessa Hudgens is in it and now my family watches this movie every year since it’s so funny to see our old high school as a set in a movie. Haha Edit: this is a diff movie than the video obv this just reminded me of this haha

[@wihans]

very cute sweater i need it 🎀

[@HayleighPaige]

Oh god, I’ve (willingly) seen so many of these titles you’re mentioning…

[@namchurritos]

KZbinR!!!!! 35:36

[@lindenm.9149]

So it’s never been a wall of graffiti like that. My mom used to work in those buildings. (Notable the Dhar Mann building before it was that) the art is newish so there’s a chance that like the movie was filmed before they put it up :) also I don’t like the pizza there personally

[@neivilde.1242]

i didn't know the little sister from boy meets world still acted!

[@Confessor1917]

I'd like to be in your little space!

[@Isabella-by3dk]

the soundtrack is like bootleg the white lotus soundtrack

[@jediMidgitTricks]

Is that the guy from the goonies lol

[@TalmoTheSell]

As a composer, we try to find new sounds and create unique instrumentation. This score doesn’t count

[@buzinessdog]

you're very funny

[@haleybee8938]

hi harry! please don’t upload another video until next year i can’t take it

[@lunaticproductions0]

i know this is a good christian christmas movie but how did that law student girlie not consider getting an abortion

[@goldensloth7]

not festive enough?

[@maxeatbug]

hello mister harry hames hiller

[@quadling3521]

I just realised you have to use your middle name because otherwise people will think you are that guy who wrote the Tropic of Cancer and be disappointed when you don’t add in erotica to your social commentary.

[@happily_blue]

tooootally off topic, but the way people put emphasis in "DHAR mann" is so weird to me. like it's a full name but people say it like it's a superhero name or something?

[@bubbletea6018]

KZbinr? KZbinr.