Roasting The Nun II For 25 Minutes

[@CZsWorld]

11:19 When you said "someone else can figure out the timeline, not me" -- I felt personally responsible

[@sirtorchington]

the chaotic nature of this review is so appropriate for this movie in particular, I love it

[@TorontoJon]

'The Nun VII: Nunado'. Like 'Sharknado', but with the skies raining evil nuns. The script writes itself. ;)

[@EternalLunar180]

Even though this was a sort of different review, I'm here for this roast cause it means we got chaotic Kylie. So thanks for this. Also I'm hope you get better soon

[@HauntedHippie]

Thank you 🙏🏼

[@Kunimitzu]

When you called me a maggot and told be to be Chill I knew I better subscribe 😂 loved the roast,the hand talking and the sinus infection headache head space. ❤

[@HauntedHippie]

Get ready for a whole lot more hand talking. Welcome to the cult 🙏🏼✝️

[@PoeInTheDitch]

Can't believe that a franchise universe this big completely stole the ending of their big spinoff from the Tales From the Crypt movie...

[@John-zw7vh]

Thanks Kylie. I was debating whether to see The Nun 2, I've seen the trailer for it and thought it looked ok but now that you have explained it I will give it a miss.

[@edwardwalsh2766]

It's funny watching this now and seeing how unexcited you were for Saw X, you weren't even going to do a review of it, but you ended up loving it!

[@BlacEyedPriest765]

You know the movie is bad if the Haunted Hippie.Didn't even want to write a review on it 😏😏😏

[@bulltrunch]

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one that thought this sequel was so awful

[@mrpoopiebungholio4871]

Me and my friend went to watch the Nun (in 4D) back in 2018. After an entire dinner of bitching about the movie, she asked me if there were any positives about the movie. I had nun.

[@HeroesKey]

I first saw on your Insta about you mentioning how sick you felt and I'm sorry that you're still feeling sick. I sort of figured when watching your recent watch along. But I did find this entertaining. I'm glad you were feeling a bit better to do film this. Also I'm here for your look in this. Hope you feel a lot better soon though Kylie

[@TorontoJon]

'The Nun II: Kicking The Habit'. ;)

[@TorontoJon]

"Chest nuns roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nose..." ;)

[@TAT632]

I appreciate how good this video is, you took one for the team so we don't have to see it. Always love your honesty with reviews well in this case not a review 😂 hope you feel better soon.

[@ceejay3121]

omg you’ve never seen Hell Fest? Can’t wait until you do and we get a review! But I agree on the Nun 2. I found myself in the theater constantly checking the time wondering how much longer could it possibly be. And the lack of Valek as well, hated it. It was kinda like Michael Myers in Halloween Ends.

[@DanieleUrbani7]

Loved your review! And yes, it was funny! I totally agree with you about this film, I could have said the same things you said, just I would have said them in a very boring way! I love the first movie of the Nun too, re-watched it after having seen The Nun 2 and yes, there's so much more to it, there's more to the story and the lore of Valak. And it's true the first film has also some funny moments that the second really doesn't have. I liked also the fact the name of the demon is written on the car's plate, for example.

[@HauntedHippie]

Yea what happened to the comedy!!

[@Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl]

Great video Kylie and I hope you feel and get better soon and I hope to see this movie myself sometime

[@joshlamar1990]

Glad I changed my mind about going to go see it this past weekend.

[@davidnaja]

Haha, the girl from Narnia. Damn, watching this movie I KNEW she reminded me of someone! 😄

[@MsBluheart]

Judy Warren was born in 1946 so when they had her a little girl in some of the franchise movies it was already out of whack

[@HauntedHippie]

Ok that explains a lot lol

[@ilovesmallville13]

Your review is hilarious 😂 I agree. I enjoyed your review more than the movie itself, so thanks!

[@TimHornenothorny]

You used to have a statue of Baphomet on your desk but now it's in your bathroom. Did you suffer a random attack of memory dyslexia and go oh it's a bathmat.

[@Juuzou3]

Let’s go Hauntie Hippie Upload!!!

[@Vinsensee]

Ummm I love you omg 20:30 the entire last 5 mins about 😭🤣

[@leprekon8174]

Anyone who went to Catholic school knows Nuns are scary, Valak wouldn't mess with some of the Nuns we had in school :/

[@HauntedHippie]

My dad says the same thing, that catholic school was traumatizing lol

[@PJdraws277]

Lol, just like your instagram story reaction face from this sequel 😭 I think they shouldn’t kill off the nun from conjuring 2 because it’s look like a big threat you need have few more movies used of the nun if necessary for interesting plot. WUT the lady from Narnia!? My god am getting so old😭

[@horrorbyscarymary]

I don't if anyone else mentioned it, but there was a black girl in Annabelle: creation. It was one of the other orphan girls that went to live with Annabelle's parents.

[@HauntedHippie]

Was she an extra or something I cannot remember her

[@horrorbyscarymary]

@@HauntedHippie so true. Not really a major character like stories character was. And I agree with your thoughts on this film. Just ok. Just meh. I liked the first one more too. A little more story and character driven and you actually cared about the characters and how it could end.

[@horrorbyscarymary]

@@HauntedHippie I guess she could be an extra. She was one of the younger ones that they didn't focus on. Which is why you forgot about her.

[@ryanleroux1037]

As soon as I saw the goat creature, I almost walked out. I just couldn’t do it, bro…

[@HauntedHippie]

Hahahahahah fr

[@fridaynightslover]

So many influencers said it was good. Thanks for keeping it real

[@TorontoJon]

Clearly, 'The Nun II' needed more martial arts NUNCHUCKS action to really kick it up a notch. ;)

[@HauntedHippie]

Sure

[@Justbeconfusedbro]

im glad i saw this before putting me and my family through the pain called the nun series

[@elsergecruz]

Interesting that you liked the 1st Nun and not this one, bummer… i loved it but I totally agree the cigarette smoking Nun was totally wasted

[@billybridges8727]

88 million dollars!!!!! Wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I tried to watch the movie three times . I never got past an hour of it.

[@jadenalvarado4912]

Interesting video I actually have a soft spot for the first one and was interested in watching the second.

[@RyanSprague51]

We 🖤Baphomet in our Baphroom.🤣

[@TorontoJon]

'The Nun VI: Nuns In Space'. ;)

[@demonbadger86]

I love it when I agree with my maggot queen. Also, Hell Fest is pretty solid. You'd like it.

[@MayhemTheTruth360]

Greetings Hope you feel much better soon.

[@abyanfilms]

Hiya sis, i enjoyed this movie, i know it wasn't good but it felt like a good movie to be in the theatres for this halloween season

[@seanjohn1742]

My 13 yr old daughter watched the first movie on the weekend by herself and said it was so boring and not scary, so won't bother with the 2nd.

[@jaredliebergen1179]

I liked it well enough, but I actually prefer the first Nun. It felt like Valak was barely in the second one and it just wasn't scary. This is my favorite horror franchise, so I'm maybe a bit lenient on even the lower entries. The story was decent and I liked the characters, setting, and score. I just wanted something scarier for such a creepy character. The magazine stand scene was great and the first few kills were brutal.

[@stephenblack5425]

The Nun 1 wasn't a good movie but I absolutely loved that movie for being so gothic. I absolutely love gothic horror movies and tv shows whether it's the Woman in Black, the Witch, the Haunting of Bly Manor, Penny Dreadful or some of the gothic episodes of are you a afraid of the dark. And when it comes to gothic horror comedy, that Tim Burton movie called "Dark Shadows" and the Addams family tv show, movies and the recent Wednesday series is just awesome.

[@MayhemTheTruth360]

I enjoy your Content, Thank you.

[@mikelark-pv8yj]

Love the vid and the roasting😊

[@evilnudibranch]

This video is a mood.

[@solemnlament9757]

Ngl, I'm Catholic i don't find the concept of being risen by a demon and bursting into flames that scary, I know some people who are deeply Catholic and I know for a fact they would never even consider going to see this film. My ex was more into faith than me, (her mum used to be a nun actually) and when I wanted to see the first nun film back when I was in college, she wouldn't go with me because she felt that it mocked nuns, I said thats the point of why the demon takes that form and she was not too pleased that I went to go see it with 2 of my friends.

[@HauntedHippie]

Yea I assume y’all are not the target audience hahah but this type of horror is also kinda dependent on its audience to be under a catholic influence if they’re gonna find it scary. Most people don’t believe in demons

[@solemnlament9757]

BTW, thanks for the great video! Love all your stuff! Keep up the great work and hope you feel better soon!

[@tigerlord9302]

It’s so bad I’m passing on it in favor of The Exorcist. And not getting The Crooked Man’s spinoff doesn’t help. He’s my favorite entity.

[@parthoroy9141]

Every now and then, a zero-star ⭐ review comes along This, apparently, is one of those occasions Nun-theless, you put work into the outfit for the video, so shout out to the filmmakers of this disappointing film Really looking forward to the new "Exorcist" though

[@cashthecurator666]

Hope you get better soon, being sick sucks. A pity that the Nun 2 turned out so horrible, I was actually looking forward to it. The Conjuring franchise seems pretty good from what I know, and I find Valak interesting. Seems as though the studio is just doing them dirty. Also, I love that even though this review had no script, you were able to get your point across and make it entertaining and informative. Baphomet bless you!

[@hiphopluvr4life]

Thank you for suffering through this movie so we don't have to sit through it as well. Hope you are feeling better though.

[@dino91001]

i actually liked the movie 🥺🖤 definitely kept me more entertained than the nun 2

[@yoshimasu_k]

Damn, what a waste of Akela Cooper's time and talent. After Malignant and M3GAN, she deserves better projects than a soulless cash-grab sequel.

[@HauntedHippie]

Fr, but I know she was paid WELL for this one so 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@DrDetfink]

The Nun franchise is supposed to be one of those, remember when Catholic High School nuns were a pain. Well the shoe is on the other foot! Loved the 1st Nun. From the million crucifixes or tell-tale don’t go in there signs to the WWE Great Muta style, spitting the sweet blood of Jesus moment, I was cackling with camp entertainment. Nun II sounds like they had 1/2 budget of the first with a half baked edible of a plot. Missed opportunity. Though if this is blumhouse they’ll green light a 5 page script if it cost nothing. Thanks for the review and goth look.

[@tilobutah]

So sorry that many of us voted for you to review this film. I was hoping you were feeling better by now. Bummer. We still like hearing from you. You do look a little pale today. I know you try some tea to help feel better. What has helped me to get a little boost, Chicken Bone Broth. Just a suggestion. Your review is spot on. I didn’t mind at least seeing it. It’s just a let down considering what could have been. Why see it again, there would be no surprise left. Plus I agree, movies like this need to be around 90 minutes long. This could have easily been trimmed. Oh, couldn’t resist today. I was looking for a copy of it 2017, because I reviewed your deep dive of it. Found it in a steel book Blu- ray that I know you like. Me too. So I got two. Call it a donation. Still have to go shopping with my granddaughter Amber. She excited to get you something too. Not trying to make an impression. It’s just me being me. I just like to see you succeed in what you are doing. It’s fascinating to me in what you do. Yah, I’m a Horror Geek. I use to use a slide ruler in school with all my pens. Is that geek enough. Hoping you get well soon. 🙂👍

[@HauntedHippie]

Oh that’s awesome! I am feeling better today thank you 🙏🏼

[@Yeaster]

Storm Reid is in this??? I'm obligated to see this.

[@TorontoJon]

'The Nun IV: Nun But The Brave'. ;)

[@adamsin9260]

The last 30 minutes I wanted to sleep

[@juanherrera8731]

Get well soon feel better soon Kylie

[@thatweirdbwah_]

nah this movie was an automatic 8/10 for me cuz it had 2 things I love: a hot white man and a female villain that served c*nt in the third act 😍😍

[@DamiensJunk]

I guess you can say it was Nun II Bright

[@ryanguerra9266]

Just wanted to say that I personally voted No on your IG story to review this stinker but nice of you to Grace us with your roast that it truly deserves lol probably gonna skip this one so thank you for seeing it so I don’t have to! Get well soon!

[@HauntedHippie]

Hahaha good lookin out

[@TrainsCatsOtherStories]

Take care of yourself Kylie. Even a cult leader needs a rest. We devoted members will be here waiting patiently for you, praying for your dark influence to grow once more.

[@TorontoJon]

'The Nun III: Old Habits Die Hard'. ;)

[@DesiSJ]

If we never get a movie with Vera and Taissa it's a waste. I hate how not great The Nun movie was in comparison to The Conjuring. Valek is such a scary image. She made The Conjuring 2 scary. She deserves more. I also feel like movies like this are scary only to people NOT like us😂

[@HauntedHippie]

A demon movie has to be soooo good for me to find anything remotely scary about it lol

[@DesiSJ]

@HauntedHippie Pretty much. I can be entertained and love movies with a supernatural feel (Hereditary, Gretal and Hansel, The Conjuring ) but you have to be ON point.

[@anthonywheeler2082]

I thought you were funny Kylie. This was a fun video too. And we should watch Hellfest for Monday Madness! It's a really solid horror/slasher with fantastic Halloween vibes.

[@HauntedHippie]

I’m excited to finally see that one, it’s on my October watchlist

[@glenjacobson3282]

Imma need your bath water when you finish with it

[@HauntedHippie]

I’m gonna need you to take your creepy ass to a fucking therapist

[@destinaro.]

I feel like I just found my home. 🖤

[@tparkerevans7165]

I actually love this film. It was basically a mystery slasher in some ways and deserves its R rating some amazing deaths in the franchise. I love Taissa Farmiga and Jonas Bloquet as Irene and Maurice, the cinematography, the set ups for the scares, exploring more of the lore of certain characters (if you know you know), and love that magazine sequence. I give The Nun II a 4.5/5 Spoiler Alert! . . . . . That mid credit scene with Ed and Lorraine was an unused scene from The Conjuring 3. They're wearing the same clothes from the ending of that film. I guess it's previewing The Conjuring 4

[@HauntedHippie]

Okay that makes so much more sense. But I don’t like the marvelification of the conjuring universe because that doesn’t really make sense timeline wise lol

[@reidjohnson7547]

this cool review video-both nun movies are good-taissa farmiga is good-you are very nice looking review person-first time i found you

[@intelligencecycle3523]

Hey Kylie I saw your IG page mentioned your sick hope you get better soon. Didn't have any intentions of Seeing the Nun 2 because the first Nun wasn't my Cup of tea. The characters were bland, generic and formulaic. However, I'd did appreciate the self awareness, gothic, atmospheric and daunting outlook of the film. Great Rant though. Saving my time in gonna go seeing the exorcist.

[@arielperez3613]

It was like the first one. Just a bunch of characters going into different rooms and things jumping out on them like walking into a maze. Nothing terrible but just extremely generic

[@bensneb360]

So you say it’s… NUNsense lol

[@IVNHYPRFNK]

the anti-christ intro lmao

[@SlasherInSuits]

Roasted.

[@joemomma2116]

Glad to see more female talent in Hollywood

[@roderick8167]

Oh this is gonna be good 😂🤘🔥🔥🩸

[@riverpenzo885]

I loved the nun, it was terrifying.

[@aamia3769]

Finally, someone who likes the original nun. Part 2 was bland and it should've been shorter because of all of the filler. The CGI was laughable. She was not scary once, especially in her second big reveal. Part one was self-aware, gothic, atmospheric, and daunting. Also, could someone explain how Maurice is still possessed by the nun when the conjuring begins but that's 20 years after the events of The Nun 2 where he was exorcised.

[@HauntedHippie]

I’m sooo messed up with the timeline now

[@istvanlajtar254]

Totally agree on this one. It was easily one of the weakest releases this year. Simply boring. Never reaches the tension of Conjuring.

[@raneltiits]

i cant even say anything about this movie bc nothing happened its like i never saw the movie. the nun ii and till death do us part are by far the worst movies ive seen this year

[@edwardwalsh2766]

I didn't like the first one so I was never going to watch this anyway! Thanks for this Kylie 😊

[@vicenteguerrero1433]

nun II had way too many jump scares.

[@robk.6591]

I agree about the direction and production design. Its a great looking film. *Spoilers* I actually did like how they defeated Valak in this. I wasnt expecting that all. Really surprising ending. Sending Irene alone to investigate and stop Valak was the biggest mistake in the script. I guess they thought Irene was a superhero now (?). Too bad none of the schoolgirl bullies got their comeuppance. I wanted Valak to lay the smack down on them so badly. That entire plot line was just useless. Just plain dumb. Awful movie. But great rant. 👏😄

[@HauntedHippie]

idk the main mean girl got stabbed by the goat man through a door and a bunch of them were hurled into walls so

[@robk.6591]

​@@HauntedHippieEh, good point. I guess I wanted the goat man to go all Order 66 on them. 😅

[@josephtoucheck6135]

I'm your new Demon, Hail Satanica!👹🖤

[@Jxp_Sxo]

Damn, am I the only one that liked the movie? 🤣🤣🙃

[@Darthmiguel89]

Rose from the depths of hell to bring you maggots this video so hit that like and enjoy!!!!!👹

[@HauntedHippie]

Wish I thought of that line

[@Darthmiguel89]

if you ever need a writer for a slave feel free to summon me 🤷‍♂@@HauntedHippie

[@cole6843]

This is one of the worst movies i have ever seen. It has zero good qualities. The conjuring universe needs to die! It overstayed its welcome.

[@JOHNNYCHICAGO8]

I just got back from the movies.. to see the NUN it was ok and scary ❤❤

[@billyaltvater1880]

I did not even like the first nun.

[@justmovie4046]

I like the nun 2

[@sophiecadieux9139]

Watch it in theater I wanted to walk out it was so boring

[@johnsgamingcenter2000]

I quit liked this movie maybe because I’m kinda new to this horror movie Sean but this was one of the two movies I’ve seen you review or watch the other one was the exalt evil dead rise that one was amazing it had that same actress from Vikings I think

[@MrWheelSmith]

NONE 2 :D

[@marceezy6983]

First Nun movie sucked it should of shown how shes a human and how she became a nun. Its generic

[@joemomma2116]

It was so boring 😭

[@juanluna9630]

Movie a 5/10 I forgot about it the next day.. boring, nothing new, special or remarkable.. a pass

[@omerta316]

Hmmmmm roast

[@Bloody_Mash]

first

[@nikk796]

Hey hippie beaut! Can you plz review Night of the demons series?? Love from India🤍

[@michaelflood8416]

First

[@Bloody_Mash]

naa brotha you are not first. i am buckaroo.