Have I Got a Bit More News for You S65 E5. Diane Morgan. 12 May 23

[@kabongpope]

Oh man Diane is fantastic! I hope she comes back a few more times.

[@tbmofoulprinceromero]

Can she come again though? Or is she spent, and in need of a lie-down?

[@eshaibraheem4218]

She has fabulous hair.

[@muiawat]

“ would u like to explain Ian , for younger viewers in their 50s” 16:10

[@TheSuzberry]

Harsh.

[@karonsky1]

Ian Hislop is a highly intelligent political magazine editor and journalist, humanitarian and he has morals and scruples!! Very rare in Britain. You should watch the show to learn his talents.

[@photovincent]

“I feel seen”, as the kids these days say

[@mr51406]

Very good show. Thanks again Viva. 42:38 🤣 Love Matt’s shameless sarcasm! Great camaraderie with Ian. I’m off to discover the phenomenon that is Philomena Cunk. Now imagine the elocution minefield that would be her and Jeremy Hunt together.

[@GordonGibson-q8e]

Diane Morgan should be on the programme more often.

[@AceHawk37]

Diane Morgan's deadpan "I'm beside myself" @ 15:09 almost made me spit my drink. Absolutely hilarious

[@PokerJoker811]

That is one way to deal with your Council cutting services. Just make a bin that can collect itself.

[@daniellamcgee4251]

I think the technical name for that would be Autobinboros. The snake eating its own tail is Ouroboros: Ouro = tail + boros= eating

[@SuvinRK]

Thank you for posting!

[@jeff__w]

42:04 “What are the metrics upon which the cow pat is judged?” How indistinguishable it is from Sainsbury’s minced beef, obviously.

[@shmookins]

I finally saw Diane Morgan laugh.

[@cuzned1375]

If i didn’t know any better, i’d think the director was carefully cutting around any instances of her visibly laughing. If there’s one in here, somebody’s probably getting sacked. 😆

[@cuzned1375]

@@frontenac5083 My wife and i have enjoyed them a lot. I guess it takes all kinds to make a world.

[@tbmofoulprinceromero]

​@@frontenac5083 Well you are clearly the minority on this occasion

[@myoldvhstapes]

at 35:07

[@michaelohara49]

​@@frontenac5083Why would you continuously watch a comedian who doesn't make you laugh ?

[@annettealexander3673]

Love it series has been brilliant this season Diane rocks it

[@robhowarth77]

I want to see Cunk on Coronation........

[@bramtahasoni]

All the Penny Mordant jokes were great but that quip about John Major was freaking hilarious 😂

[@thedannylarkin]

Great as always ViVa, thanks

[@kassistwisted]

Thanks Viva!

[@liljanq]

34:35 this was soo funny omg i simply love diane 😭🫶🏻

[@verhuzz]

Thanks, as always!

[@paulaus]

Love Dianne’s delivery here it never misses.

[@markojotic]

The queen of deadpan.

[@michaelanderson5747]

Great, thanks.

[@biancacastafiore383]

Loved avery minute of it.

[@chrism6952]

I love a woman in a suit, especially when its Diane Morgan.

[@dewaynewoods4788]

Does anyone else wonder what Ian is writing on the paper whenever he grabs the pen?

[@harryhanz1690]

"I really would like a mint right about now".

[@outistynnanyt5153]

My theory is its a list of what he thinks they're gonna get accused of libel for

[@lilymarinovic1644]

​@@outistynnanyt5153 another cheque for his libel lawyers ...

[@shorerocks]

He's just trying to make a point.

[@michaelanderson5747]

I think he's writing cue times down to make sure certain jokes make the first show.

[@old_grey_cat]

Thank you. I had a bad day, and this made me chuckle. Particularly Kevin.

[@wowyaywowyaywow]

Diane is as sparkling as her jacket. Damn.

[@deanrooney5631]

Hallelujah....thanks

[@2nd3rd1st]

Megaphones scaring the horses? I doubt Camilla could hear anything in that commoner-proof golden coach.

[@Zephirot080]

Oh you...

[@Mogwai1923]

Cheers for the upload

[@marywood8794]

Love that bit about the royal jewels being part of the coronation "diversity". As for the real diversity, the gospel choir was good!

[@erasmusmiranda587]

The points Merton got for the odd one out were well deserved since the answer was given by Hislop's team mate.

[@philipnerland1150]

Diane is the best

[@michelewortelhoek6860]

I just love this programme so much

[@MxMattyB]

41:41 cow-ronation was right there

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

THank you..

[@danmayberry1185]

Can't wait for next episode's discussion of a near-catastrophic car chase in NYC.

[@petersmith1343]

Would Penny Mordant find that borrowing that sword useful for when she has to do her thing in the House of Commons?

[@dahlyiadubonnet]

Desiree lives in the UK and used to be a regular on Mock the Week. She's pretty aware of what's going on politically.

[@gillianr-w8720]

And QI.

[@seleonard310]

We won’t see again for, I don’t know, maybe 5 years? 😂

[@longphk]

i've been dying to watch this

[@MxMattyB]

25:55 well done, hugh

[@jasonhare8540]

I thought the guy working with Kier Starmer was Sal from the Impractical Jokers 🤔🤣

[@RIXRADvidz]

a bit more is all I needed. thanks ViVaHD !! Johnny Mercer? after his appearance on HIGNFY I'm surprised he's on my screen

[@eshaibraheem4218]

I only know Paul and Ian in this.

[@daniellamcgee4251]

I am not surprised that Jacob Collier was a good sport, and gave permission for a clip of his concert audience conducting to be used as a joke about Miliband.

[@direwolfen]

I watch the first one drunk then this one.. its familiar but different.. makes the brain feel odd.. (Dont drink and panel show)

[@fod2011]

I am doeing the popposit wheremy I wacht it on televichun soburr and watch it onleen aftur a feeeew beveRAGEs.

[@shmookins]

On QI, it as mentioned that in ancient time, there were a group of people that made decisions drunk, then reviewed those decision sober, or vice versa. And if they agreed on the decisions both times, they would go with them.

[@RIXRADvidz]

this view in Denver is usually filtered through a green smoke screen gets all the same laughs, even during ReWatch

[@Adombom]

Just for fun one week, do the opposite!

[@censusgary]

OK, why do British people want air in their packages of minced beef?

[@robertvonvolland4737]

Most of us don't!

[@THP999]

Some decent jokes from this lot, even though I don't know them

[@SuperPyst]

Is this the last in the series?

[@SamiHukka]

And Ian is three years younger than Paul...

[@nakomisfan5]

16:08 You're welcome.

[@jennaolbermann7663]

Trump has been the worst thing to happen to America. He’s awful.

[@resplndnt]

I like desiree

[@keletsorabalao7454]

5% Beef. Fat Mince 😂

[@RandomScreenAlias]

Desiree's a bit of a head scratcher for this. Thx for the upload.👍

[@gavin4513]

She lives in the UK

[@PureGreggy]

Why?

[@RealBradMiller]

She's from the US and now lives in the UK. Love her on every show she's been on.

[@crowholdem]

Des is funny. She's punchy and not over-the-top.

[@RandomScreenAlias]

Aware of her residency, have enjoyed her thoroughly on other formats. She just doesn’t seem to have the grounding in UK politics that she’s displayed say in her observations on US politics on other programs. A bit out of her comfort zone. Still entertaining.

[@marywood8794]

I know that Charles is not happy with Harry, but having the coronation scheduled on Harry's kid's birthday feels like a set up to me. I mean did "the firm" do this so that Harry and especially his much hated wife would've show up? To me it makes Charles look bad because he doesn't seem to know when his own grandchild's birthday.

[@BumMcFluff]

Either he doesn't know or care. They're all self indulgent money sponges.

[@angelathompson9337]

Love Diane - just learning of her work - laughing at P. Cunk for 10 days straight. I desperately wanted to get that tuft of hair off of the middle of her forehead to join the others. VERY DISTRACTING. Does the studio not help with simple things?

[@resplndnt]

mr. wan doesn't have a great voice for introductions

[@PoolsideData]

We could all do without anymore of Burch. Such a waste of space

[@nobunaga240]

The American lady is totally lost on a programme like this why was she invited?

[@oscardog6719]

Nobunaga diversity and inclusion perhaps?

[@lilymarinovic1644]

She knows as much as some British celebrities who have been on.

[@PoolsideData]

Jeez -- that intro to biden is a disgrace

[@matthornton44]

Should be renamed to have I got deluded mainstream news for you.

[@isabellaangeline2175]

12:18 Just get a couple of the ugliest horses and you have look-a-likes for Charles and Camilla.

[@tresspass-n5i]

didn't like the cow manure joke, i'm afraid.

[@daniellamcgee4251]

Yeah, it was cr*p.

[@tresspass-n5i]

@@daniellamcgee4251 !

[@grahamkearnon6682]

Amusing to see what gets cut in the 30 minute version, can someone say pro tory editorial control. They may have killed off Mock the Week for its anti tory jokes but, every show hates them.

[@PureGreggy]

When public opinion isn't on your side, just silence the dissenters.

[@itsokay7989]

Both of you realise that this was airing too right? It's not a super secret episode they haven't shown....

[@PureGreggy]

@@itsokay7989 I think you'll find that my statement was a general one. This episode is not relevant to its truth.

[@Yankee7000]

Can’t find a funny American….no one in sight….

[@andrewc6874]

Or alternatively…seemed a bit of a struggle. Maybe please don’t invite her back!

[@randb4865]

The worst show ever... disappointing.

[@prettypurple7175]

This is a repeat////

[@warrens.6229]

It's the long form, "Have I Got a Bit More News for You"

[@RealBradMiller]

No, this one has a _bit_ more news.

[@ladyflimflam]

You must be new here

[@RealBradMiller]

@@ladyflimflam TBF I was confused when I first started watching, too. I think QI XL made it easier for me to realize what was going on, though.

[@purgruv]

No! This is Patrick!!!

[@datgrrl_official]

cheers for the upload @vivahd2120