HBO Comedy One Night Stand - Bill Burr 2005

[@st7728]

Once you start watching, you have to finish. He's that great.

[@joeb134]

I'm quitting midway through just because you said this

[@thedesertfox6889]

@@joeb134 lmao

[@damienrockstarthholyonofg3103]

yeah, i had stuff to do, and I said, "they can wait, i gotta finish this!" so good. this was his best banger so far!

[@georgemetesky5519]

I actually got bored with his repetitive misogyny after 7 minutes. ​@@joeb134

[@rustymak55]

😮❤😂😂​@@joeb134

[@bradshymon8012]

He never breaks the chain of connections in his stories! 👌🤘

[@slim_garrison]

All of Burrs stuff is good, but this set is one of his best! Dude is a comedic legend.

[@terjesvensen8393]

Listen to George Carlin and Jim jefferies too ! Very good about Religion and God is drunk at a party with Jim.

[@dynamo_spade]

izzard 🎃

[@sarge420]

His Philly rant is classic

[@rodx5571]

@@sarge420 yes it is.

[@bikeb4ndit761]

Totally dude, the Pope bit😂😂😂

[@robbieanderson7832]

Bill Burr is one of the goats in stand up comedian history. My favorite

[@mrscary3105]

He is the best alive because he studied the great George Carlin. (And it shows)

[@terjesvensen8393]

What about George Carlin and Jim Jefferies? Good too.

[@robbieanderson7832]

Yes they are. I like george carlin as well

[@urielpolak9949]

And do not forget patrice o neill. Bill burr would not

[@mrscary3105]

@@urielpolak9949 gone too soon

[@sonquatsch8585]

i remember this. he deserved every bit of success he got.

[@fluffkiss18]

I've watched this several times. He's not just a comedian...he's a sociological genius. He worms his way through topics so adeptly. He's smart and just tuned into the shit like nobody else. Brilliant!

[@need_more_time1119]

For some reason I read it as "turned into shit" lmao

[@e.r3196]

Billy GOAT. bahhhhh!

[@amjo4545]

@aaronsyverson True. And good way of putting it.

[@GPT_Prompts]

Its like George Carlin passed the torch. Bill reminds me of George and at the same time he doesnt if that makes sense at all. I think he sees the big picture and hes someone i dont think you can bullshit. He can see through it all.

[@fisquid]

Proof positive that a white guy can talk about race without coming across as racist.

[@genjimccorkle5518]

Don’t know how many times I watched this, but never disappoints every single time.

[@yaroslavliutnik5594]

Bill Burr is one of the greatest comedians in history, in my humble opinion. I wish him and his family all the best.

[@artbehrman7712]

Thank god for comedians. And Bill Burr is one of the best.

[@RANDOMNATION907]

_"There are No feminists in a house fire"_ . . . put that on a t-shirt

[@michah321]

I wouldn't say that. Not 20 years later. And guess what? Women firefighters too.

[@zetetick395]

@@michah321 Dude, he didn't say there was no _women_ in a housefire (that's not the joke)

[@michah321]

@@zetetick395 I got the " joke". I'm saying it's not relevant 20 years later

[@IUP8907]

I dont know a single woman who could carry a man out of a burning building. Sure a female firefighter could but I've never met one.

[@commandingsteel]

@@michah321 unless you're a man married to a female fire fighter, it is very relevant

[@Winterstick549]

That sky diving reference will foreever be embedded in my mind.

[@supremelordoftheuniverse5449]

Never get married

[@user-fo6wb3st3p]

Mine too

[@HansJrgenFurfjord]

There's women from outside NATO, they don't have the Tinder mindset, they aren't constantly looking for something better on a subconscious and/or conscious level. Except China maybe, their statistics now is like the West. In Vietnam nobody hardly ever gets divorced. Lowest rate in the world. Also: The best looking women in the world.

[@supremelordoftheuniverse5449]

@@HansJrgenFurfjord hypergamy is biologically wired into the female brain, so I'd challenge your claim that they're not doing it on a subconscious level. What I believe happens is there are enough checks in balances (cultural, moral, religious and legal) to keep it under control - we used to have those in the West too

[@alyxferrari8793]

@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 you seem like a real treat. i can see why youre not married lmfao

[@TheWayoftheMostHigh]

I watch Bill over and over because it always brings tears of laughter.

[@michaelcoursey8614]

I love the way this man puts things in perspective. Beast mode comedy

[@Adeweyrants]

Gets to the point and doesn't apologize........thanks Bill

[@TS-yf2zf]

The "what about me" gets me every time 🤣🤣

[@billreddy7593]

I saw the first two minutes and thought - "I've already heard this on Sirius XM..." and then proceeded to listen all the way to the end. Legend.

[@whats_holden_up]

My favorite comedian of all time. Bill Burr is hilarious

[@michaelsuniga6214]

Same here, to me he's the best!

[@wildninjakickass]

All day

[@LuciDreamer91]

I love how his black comic impression is just chris rock lmao

[@daviddonnelly426]

😂😂

[@drealomeli1020]

He’s so freaking hilarious 😂🙌🏼

[@dennisobannon2328]

Yes he is! You are beautiful

[@MatthewRogerson-wk3bd]

Watching him talk about marriage and the fact he is now on the shortest leash mankind has ever known is even more hilarious than the jokes.

[@Lebo-Aaliyah]

“Is That Too Real For You Guys?” Bill Burr

[@MK-zm8vl]

19 years later, a wife, two kids, millions of dollars... and this is the best I have ever seen him try to dress.

[@rogambrell2896]

Annnnnnd now he’s married too 😂

[@alphavegas1]

And he is now bald. Coincidence?

[@rah718]

Beautiful lady...

[@SandwichDoctorZ]

​@@rah718she kinda looks like a lesbian Leslie Jones. I guess if youre into that😅😂

[@rogambrell2896]

@@SandwichDoctorZ you obviously need glasses smh. His wife looks nothing like Leslie Jones.

[@MikinessAnalog]

to a very strong, stern, compassionate, & patient black woman

[@brianhunt9614]

That is a brilliant set Mr Burr. Well done.

[@johncapewell7520]

What makes it even funnier for me is that he basically goes through every reason in detail that made me break up with my ex and decide that I'm staying single for the rest of my days 😂😂

[@arrjee9474]

Yeah? How’s that workn out for ya?

[@johncapewell7520]

@arrjee9474 it's working out absolutely perfect. It's been over 5 years now and it's so unbelievably blissful. I do what I want when I get home from work and on the weekends I sleep in for as long as i want and then wake up and do absolutely nothing if I choose to. I never have to compromise or meet halfway. On top of all that I don't even have kids. I'm hardly in any debt and I can even afford to not work Mondays anymore because I don't have to do extra shifts to provide for kids or go out for pointless restaurant meals when I have food in the house. Honestly I recommend it to everyone. I'm aware though that most people need another human beings for some strange reason even though 90% of relationships go completely stale after not long and just brings hardship with it. I'm 35 and have already discovered that being single is the easiest way to true happiness.

[@user-tx2kj5wn5m]

Pm😊​@@johncapewell7520

[@Ailingforale]

It's true that not everyone needs to get married, but it worked out great for me. I love my wife and kids. At the same time, I'm glad you're happy and I hope it continues for yah.

[@johncapewell7520]

@Ailingforale mate I'm glad it's working out for you and I hope it continues to do so 👍

[@robertkerby2581]

Watching for the third time, and Mr. Bill Burr is still hilariously funny!

[@sluwisch]

I've seen this bit about 11 times. Never stops being funny 😅😂

[@vjamie69]

I agree! You can believe in your own way without some stranger preaching to you!

[@Trobtwillis]

"He saideth unto thee..." ☝️🎙️😤

[@slimfit-solutions]

Malcom x and Danny Glover 😂😂😂😂😂

[@simontemplar1]

never heard of this dude, but now I have and am hooked

[@user-ch2ef6sq1u]

you are a lucky fellow. you have decades of his wonderful stand up to enjoy. i also recommend 'f is for family'. its an animated show and he is the lead. he's wonderfully messed up and hilarious in it. oh and also, ' immoral compass' is fantastic too :)

[@hounddog3476]

Thx Bill Burr. I needed some cheering up.

[@tldoctor2497]

Fuck, that candle store bit was it for real. I like candles personally, but two hours?? Lol

[@AshCosgrove]

Back when Billy Redballs still had hair. Love this guy LOL.

[@tunnelvisionstudioszm]

Is this the line to lose half my shit? Awesome 😂

[@lonniepee9804]

Pesto in the omelet gets me every time I think of it 'cause I can hear his voice. "Oh, it's asparagus. I thought it was pesto." Tears me UP. 😎

[@scottgarber4558]

Wanna flip the table over

[@jamesdelaney3797]

Bill, one of my favorites

[@Sosublime_]

This special is the embodiment of my worldview

[@bobdobalina838]

Legend.

[@arribaficationwineho32]

I love his woman voice!

[@alittlecreepywhenyou]

Is that pesto??? Ohhh, it's asparagus! It's asparagus in the omelette!🙃

[@AtagoSKK]

His description of his dad fluctuates wildly

[@brianjmortensen]

One of Mr. Burr’s best sets !

[@NailFactoryProds]

The fact that he thought those jeans were working were the funniest part...

[@jaguarrose7022]

Love this guy!

[@brettcoops]

Gotta love Bill! Hilariously honest, and has a great way of cutting through the BS of everyday life

[@Jgleason23]

Bill you’re the greatest my brotha

[@rrydinhigh2452]

Bill is really good at this comedy thing. He kills it, every time I watch him. -👌

[@beltonite2243]

I think, the closest I ever came to self harm, was at a brunch.

[@maval4537]

That was before he got married...

[@chriswhite7236]

Hilarious! My favourite comedian

[@user-yp6xu2fc1j]

I feel that way alot as I get older, I just tell the TV ,"SHUT UP"WHEN I SEE SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE

[@djish3223]

I love this man ❤😂

[@sonquatsch8585]

we all do.

[@Capturethelightraw]

I love him

[@Emeraldcity70]

Funniest comedian of all time. Thanks for this video. Keep it on youtube please.

[@scottglover8357]

PURE TRUTH BRILLIANCE

[@samuelcorona9214]

I’ll eat a cheeseburger and rub one out 😅

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

Brilliant. Ultrapaleface here. Once i helped a young distressed stranded pax w a ride out of MIA. Beautiful black Atlanta city girl. I live in the 'hood. She got nervous! Finally her family cleared up enough to pick up the phone. Tricky 'hood. Lanes, drives, we Lost. We had to ask that scared suspicious white cop for help, at 3am...

[@studenastrana273]

Bill bur was and is a legend ♥

[@nolongerblocked6210]

Legendary!

[@jayt9893]

Still one of my favorite comics

[@1001Balance]

What a nice eighties shirt 😂

[@kimlanteigne8972]

Bill's the greatest!😂😂😂😂

[@Trobtwillis]

Excellent set! LOL!!! 😄🗯️

[@TIOLIOfficial]

Love this.

[@PaulBlueSkies]

"OH my god look at all this stuff !! All this stuff is stupid ! Look at all this stupid stuff !!" Kills me everytime i watch it 😂

[@CorporationSKY]

Hes always had good takes...fair and balanced too

[@scottbaker7365]

Top 3. Up there my new favorite along with carlin

[@TheRealThomasPaine1776]

Just freaking amazing

[@mns8732]

We had the same dad.

[@indyku7405]

I really enjoyed this ❤

[@ES-os7ko]

Let it go has to be the all time best Bill Burr special, but this one is close

[@IlliniJake]

One of the greatest ever. He doesn't give a shit about being cancelled by the pc mob and let's it all hang out.

[@guycmcd]

Loved "Old Dads"...

[@JamieJacksonati]

He was always sharp AF

[@yusufbas035]

it almost will be 20 years in one and half year

[@josepatino2368]

Why would you want to sleep in on Sunday? 😂😂😂

[@marksenofficial]

What a legend

[@robertd1211]

Damn so old its 4:3 And I remember all of these. 😂😂 😩😩

[@Marchant2]

I never heard of Bill Burr but I like him.

[@BrandonHardaker]

He's very cool. Unstoppable!

[@captainnutsack8151]

Mid 2000s Comedy Central was just f'in awesome man. The sketch comedy shows, the random stand-up specials....back when cable was awesome

[@rohannvanzyl1585]

"Oh it's asparagus? IT'S ASPARAGUS, I thought it was pesto." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@uuclmusic2711]

Like anyone could confuse asparagus and pesto…

[@tessangelabeck8958]

@@uuclmusic2711well, the tips are delicate and easily separated and green . . and bland

[@SpirosPolikandriotis]

Bill killing

[@ragermeister]

What an outfit lol

[@furincleavage8136]

He's in san jose in a couple months...i feel like I have to go

[@DrDuMore]

You know what…… good! 😅

[@kenyancitizen7007]

I'm a black dude but I really like how he roasted us. This is more than comedy... He makes you think!

[@paulgilmour2922]

Funniest guy alive. Absolute legend.

[@getit9066]

16:25 Bill, I present to you the Walt Disney Company.

[@SergeyRyabenko]

"We have little problem in aisle 8" that broke me

[@abacab87]

Can't believe I just discovered this guy, thanks to KZbin shorts. It's extra funny for me as I'm a white guy living in a black neighborhood. I saw one of his shorts where he talks about something only a white guy would know if he was in close proximity to blacks, and so I looked him up, and sure enough he's married to a black woman.

[@fedgesmedjji7494]

how have you never heard of Bill Burr?

[@slikthyn7165]

He is a great standup

[@zakkholguin3942]

Damn I haven't seen this in a minute! I think I'm about his age here and I live alone with no gf so this hits hard in a good and not good way.

[@GonzalesMichael-sx4sd]

THIS GUY IS FUNNNNNNNNY...😂

[@washingtonhwy12wines56]

Damn that’s sooo relevant still

[@andredunn5438]

The goat

[@benkhaledmohamedali5149]

2:42 : 😂 i am 36 and i looked to the « stats » 😂😂

[@Mr-pn2eh]

Ironically bill is now married

[@jbeck116hv]

How would that be irony ?

[@jakebee7205]

Who saw this in 2005 and thought "yeah he'll be in Star Wars one day"

[@Augfordpdoggie]

i love his female/GF voice its hilarious

[@Haroldp72]

23:17 fred sanford heart attack act

[@smf2072]

Meh.....no....not seein it at all. Not the same expressions, he didn't say "it's the big one" or "here I come Elizabeth." Red Fox put his own into it, made it unique, made it the success it was. How much different can a person act out one heart attack from another? A heart attack is a heart attack.....it doesn't vary a whole lot.

[@user-ed4xh9ut7r]

That's pretty sweet that you got some new gear bro love your mic, probably no need to ask can anyone hear me see you guys on the next one can anyone hear me can you hear me❤

[@Heathcoatman]

So funny to watch this knowing he is married with two kids now, haha