STORY TIME: MY MATH TEACHER SHOWED US HIS JUNK!!!

[@HeyParis]

WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE !!! KINDA.. SORDA... AND TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN IM LOUD AF!

[@Lifeofbryanna]

HeyParis LOVE YOU PARIS 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@UH1224-h5b]

Imma grab my earphones lmao brb

[@sumayaxahmed]

LOVE YOU PARIS 💗

[@stephaniereay6698]

thanks for the warning, hun x

[@sisiclaude2392]

I love you HeyParis. I look up to you Soo much

[@jasminesings4400]

Her foundation match. Is litterally perfection.

[@darynwright2622]

Jasy Flowers that’s what I’m saying I need a updated makeup routine

[@LadyNicky9]

and yet I am still struggling to find my perfect match at the age of 29 😭😂🤦

[@violetjacklin6258]

Jasmine Sings I knowwww 😂💖, it’s pretty much impossible to find one my skin colour 😂😫💖💖

[@ii_sxnnysunset7844]

U know it looks like her normal skin

[@dede2386]

Makeup is well put together 🖤🖤🖤

[@alondraflores8010]

Paris is the only one I would love to just sit with and spill tea all day.

[@fabiennemarquis3894]

Samee

[@zoebey4475]

Fr

[@Kayla-mj7ov]

this is so relatable

[@galiarfe3348]

Sameeeee

[@danikagiddings2047]

Me too!!

[@poppy8424]

This blue color looks popping on you 👀 💙

[@Habiba_exe]

🦋

[@Chan-bf1zh]

“Smelled like they mopped the floor with HOT DOG WATER 🌭 “ 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@kayleighsmith8004]

Not being gay,but she cute as hell

[@alanbledsoe1685]

Change it to Glizzy‘s water

[@lly.l0d555]

@@kayleighsmith8004 u thinking she is cute doesn't mean ur gay Chile wha-

[@clelie3520]

He didn’t feel no air or wind or nothin. 🤦‍♀️

[@ren2733]

Clelie that’s what I’m saying

[@tyralee2286]

Clelie I’m saying

[@tiffy_loves]

NitroFairyWing Hey do you watch Nadja (The Voodoo Child) too because I’ve seen your avatar in the lives and chats and stuff

[@bellaelleira]

Wouldn’t that have *felt* weird? When he walked you’d think the movement would have felt off to him? Was he high or something? 😩

[@pastelpastry]

He probably did The wind was tickling him, he kinda liked it so he just left it open.

[@audk9621]

Paris u didn’t do the lockdown thing

[@rosaiselagracia7406]

Audrey Krause I remember the lock down story. Where she went to the restroom and that’s when they locked down the school, and tried to go back to the classroom but the teacher didn’t open the door for her. But the school security found her and took her to the classroom.

[@elliet8346]

Rosa Isela Gracia it’s not on her Chanel where is it ?

[@CrystalKarma]

@@rosaiselagracia7406 Where'd you see the story?

[@feircebrocally4936]

@@rosaiselagracia7406 she never told that story... maybe you're thinking about some other KZbinr or she might have said it on her live or something

[@alexisramirez5426]

Yesss i remember watching it . She did make a video about it

[@barbielove117able]

That hasn’t happened to me but I’ll never forget when I was in 7th grade and my social studies teacher was taking us to the library and going down the steps I noticed that her wig was slipping. So I tried telling her that I needed to tell her something in private but she was ignoring me and then as we’re walking down the last step her wig fell straight off and I picked it up and said I was trying to tell you that your wig was about to fall off but here you go. The whole class was laughing in the hallway. After that she wrote me up for starting a distraction in that hallway and making noise and I got in school suspension all for trying to help her out lol

[@joannemiriam6617]

Simone douglas shepard she was props embarrassed that she didn’t listen

[@strawberrygirl3365]

At least we know the wig was gripping on for it's life

[@superultramegacooll]

queen bee lmao 🤣

[@Nkosazana-yt1]

You're too nice. I would have just gave her warning and if she didn't want to listen that's on her

[@dejaaaaa615]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielbeganovic2471]

“U got your *BALLS* out in the classroom in front of all these kids sir...?” 😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@jannad4044]

i swear Paris is the best storyteller 😭❤️😂

[@JoJo-pz3mh]

Janna D facts

[@dannyphantom4514]

FAXXX

[@soniahrenee8123]

faxxx.

[@angebdecenat7488]

Faxxxxxxxxx

[@violetvillas1607]

PARIS! Can you please make an advice series? I'm 14 and I relate to you sm and I feel like you could help a lot of young teen girls

[@missbeliever2089]

But plz not only dating but, getting to know yourself

[@carrotzzzz4618]

Kitty Katt Yeet my bro

[@tayahalien9131]

Kitty Katt yes plssssss less dating advice and more self love, personal growth , adult like advice !!

[@sweeetrosie]

Kitty Katt Sameeee

[@kimberlychapman6015]

I'm 16 almost 17 and yesssss I can RELATE

[@introvertedentrepreneur6651]

Paris, I just want to say thank you for being so consistent on ALL of your channels! Despite you planning your wedding, and dealing with other personal struggles you don’t let us down. I love you ❤️

[@Littlemissjack28]

This mans AUDACITY to send you to the principals office 😂😂😂

[@2p3tty_.kassidy78]

Scarlett Guerra right..everyone could have just kept laughing and stuff while she helped him out..😂😂he trippin

[@Itsdomnotdon]

“Sir you got yo BAWWWLLSSS out?! In the classroom?!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jadearmanii2124]

That's _disturbing_

[@sealizabrown7228]

Naturally Mystique you're so pretty😍😍😍

[@emilia3608]

*YOUR BEAUTY IS BLINDING WTF* 😩😭😍

[@Fadetoblackcollective]

@@sealizabrown7228 100%

[@sdot1822]

“Why can I hear your skin?”🤣

[@katherinebever8627]

LMFAAAOOOO

[@jennifertenhundfeld8736]

Wdym?

[@queenofbritain6088]

@@jennifertenhundfeld8736 Paris was asking why she could hear the teachers skin rubbing

[@Amnesia94]

That is embarrassing! You should’ve marched to the principal’s office and told him or her exactly what your teacher had done. I’m sure he would’ve been sorry for sending you there 😂😂

[@prettygirlteee]

"why can i hear you skin sir" lollllllll I'm dyinggg!!

[@honeybeeklo83]

😂 Not a panty! Not all different color hairs! 💀

[@UH1224-h5b]

You brought the “Hey” back 😩♥️✨

[@sonatashinome4672]

I noticed that too IM SO HAPPY lol even though I don’t have insta/sc due to preference. ♥️♥️

[@mindydeia]

paris just keeps on getting prettier every damn day 😍😩💗

[@sonatashinome4672]

What you just said reminds me of a line in “No Frauds” by Nicki Minaj

[@iakinsiku511]

Can someone please make a gif of Paris at 24:27- 24:30 ??" IT'S OVA" !!! Lol I CANNOT 😭😂

[@breonnahaymon4936]

When I was in 6th grade my english teacher had to get knee surgery so we had an substitute and he was young fresh out of college(He was fine to). And so one day we had came back from lunch and we were going to watch a movie that day and to play the movie on the projector you had to put it in the computer and turn the projector on. And when I went to put the movie in the computer he had a PORN website up. I was the only one who saw it and he tried as quickly as he could to turn the monitor off before it went to the projector. The rest of the class was pretty awkward, he couldn't look me in my face for nothing.

[@mayfia]

😖

[@sylviamorris1657]

Mad embarrassing😂

[@AlmondJoy4u]

😂😂😂😂

[@meli.maruchan]

WAIT, DID YOU REPORT IT!? I HOPE YOU DID.

[@retrobarbie9028]

@@meli.maruchan What person doesn't watch porn ?! Report what?

[@daisymakeiff]

Can someone make a compilation video of Paris mentioning her broken nail? 😂

[@m0lly652]

Daisy Makeiff ikrrrrrr

[@Nkosazana-yt1]

Yes 😂

[@tatatv5545]

girl you’re GLOWING

[@filmout]

i'm bout to dig into this popcorn chicken and sushi right now and watch this yes thank u paris!!!

[@Isow261]

Grace Guitarte sushi and chicken both at the same time? You is blessed

[@char2341]

Why is it always the math or science teachers!!!!

[@kaylac6257]

RIIIGGHHHTTT LIKE OMG

[@virylixyusinthehouse3694]

They are the weird ones

[@princesszola9513]

char2341 They are crazy!!!

[@toyabrunnockbrunnock3250]

Mine is my English teacher she like talks about the head of English and all of the other students but she if the safesttt teacher if we have a double class she lets us watch a movieeee and we always have longggg relatable chats 😂❤️ she is my favourite teacher ❤️

[@kylewaithe1430]

Hvgggyguy

[@jinx724]

"Why can I hear you moving" 🤣🤣🤣 "You have the nerve to have you balls out 🤣🤣🤣"

[@ohsnapitzbrebre]

The way you said “BALLLSSS.” Girllll, you had me laughing throughout the whole entire video! I love you ❤️😂😭

[@nayexclusive7250]

Ayy ive never been this early to a video before. Do your thing pariiiiiss🤪😍

[@artemis5724]

My grandma is sleeping in the other room. Do I have to go outside for her not to hear me laughing? Paris come oooon

[@sas_2803]

YASSS PARIS, you really treating us with a 34 minute video❤️

[@PastelPixie99]

ikrrrr

[@cpmkiwii]

Now I KNOW this gon be hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@aliyssiaj2549]

My day has literally sucked until I got the notification that you posted a video

[@Hal7mee]

Aliyssia Jackson literally same!

[@samahnory3104]

My teacher once fart infront of the class and he played cool like nothing happened 😂😂😂

[@Stargazinnn]

samah nory mine did too & she’s like “did you hear that? I farted” 🤣

[@xoticmars]

If Paris says 2x12 is 22 THEN ITS 22

[@esmim7960]

This hairstyle and makeup on youuu, giiiiirl!!! 🤩😍 Barrrrbie!🤗

[@nikkiburg]

"He sounded like Eeyor" had me f***in' ROLLING!!!! 🤣😂🤣

[@moniquegaines5731]

“....you got chour BBBBAAAAWWWWLLLLSSS out?!?!”

[@melissacalvillo6793]

Honestly there's people that don't wear underwear.. 🤢

[@MidwestPsycho]

melissa calvillo there are some instances when it’s fine but in jeans??? No 😭😭😭

[@melissacalvillo6793]

@@MidwestPsycho yeah but I know some girls that don't wear underwear even when they wear jeans.. like girl what do they do when they get there period. 🤢

[@formyhobbies3766]

@@melissacalvillo6793 I only wear underwear on my period

[@southpark4EVAAAA]

@@formyhobbies3766WTF

[@gabriellerussell461]

melissa calvillo cough cough peaches

[@esturd]

who else always feels left out bc they don’t live in Cadana

[@jessicakabelwelter2774]

Esther Anaya meeee

[@4jayxluci4]

Esther Anaya like grammar use too

[@rukhsanazaidi629]

Lol where do you live?

[@olivialuxstinypurse3120]

Esther Anaya mee

[@jaz8582]

I don’t think anyone lives in cadana /:

[@usagiluvr]

the way she reacted marias smile got me howlingggggg 😂😂😂😂

[@bemfawkes3214]

I find that Toronto's accent sounds like American(accent) and patois mixed together.

[@mrsbrxt4335]

Not patois..... I am Jamaican my self tf

[@likklelee876]

@@mrsbrxt4335 it is actually im Jamaican too and theres a lot of Jamacans in toranto so they use our accent

[@user-id8vx4kn8o]

lee jamaïcain mixed with British slang

[@likklelee876]

rock lee yea true and same goes for Birmingham England they speak the same with aa mixuture of Jamaican patois

[@tiffanymerritt3596]

Nooooo I’m cryinnnngghg bout pointing at the board with a rulerrrr!?!???? A rulerrr?!?!!??? 🤣🤣

[@SandraRose143]

Me petrecheli your petrecheli is showing 😂😂😂

[@Alicia-hv8in]

Girl has me back and forth on yt and Twitter 😂😂 scroll to January 29th

[@pitbullover9702]

“Some BALLS put in the CLASSROOM” I swear, this is one of my new favorite KZbinrs 😂😂

[@beckyb5990]

He’s lucky that the super intendant(I cant spell lmao) didn’t walk in😂

[@jessicakabelwelter2774]

Becky B that’s what I was thinking

[@mylifeSKM]

You actually spelled it right hun just put it together ! Superintendent ♥️

[@mylifeSKM]

Dang I just realized there’s no a 😕

[@kiiwhyte]

"12 x 2 = 22" 😭😂😂 I love Paris !!!

[@chuupichuu]

The way you said “BBAALLLLLSS” omfg 😭😭😂😂

[@B2stly1]

This cheered me up. My professor was a jerk during office hours. So I feel better, thank you!

[@paigeniven2126]

I always watch your videos whilst doing my makeup without fail , I always save the long videos for it 😂❤️❤️

[@natashabradford9505]

Lmao him wearing the same clothes everyday is why the room smelled like hotdog water!🤣💀💀

[@Grace-kr2bx]

15:24😂 y’all hiring? What you think you can do? Math maybe 🤷‍♂️😂

[@jenifer4987]

I love your videos 😍

[@carocard7074]

A 34 min Paris vid? I've been blessed 🙏🏻

[@littlec1499]

Right when she said “excuse me” I thought of. “Excuse me my name is Gracie not Stacy or Tracy or Lacy, it’s Gracie just Gracie” FROM TIK TOK

[@annahegerr]

4:35 i love that you can’t remember what stories you’ve told us, cause you’ve done sooo many!!🥳🤩

[@tiabaybe8667]

i clicked so freakin fast 😭❤️ paris we love you

[@michaelareilly6234]

it better stay up this time! lol I love you Paris ❤️😂

[@kaiiindalameart5504]

Still up😂

[@jaleahjaleah319]

You betta not break a nail on your wedding day😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@monifakemble711]

PARISSSS hooking us up again with an amazing video I SEE YOU SISSSS YASSSSS *watching while I need to study*

[@allteatv1339]

Paris got off track sooo much in this story😂😂😂😂I know she had hella fun with this story😂😂😂

[@yuu227]

YOU DIDNT !! (LOCK DOWN)

[@jadap9285]

Omg ARMY heyyyy😂👋🏾💜

[@yuu227]

@@jadap9285 heyyyy

[@katiexxooo5588]

She did ! 4 days ago

[@LeahAlareebi]

LMAOOO did you go to subway academy, the alternative school in eastern commerce?? i'd cry if you did cause i went there and i fricken love you. the school shut down but its still there and we had the ugliesttttt low budget uniforms

[@saywhaat8811]

Whos the teacher

[@LeahAlareebi]

say whaat lol I can’t even remember the names of my own high school teachers so I wouldn’t know 😂 this was yearsssss ago

[@mrsbrxt4335]

@@LeahAlareebi 😂😂😂

[@anniel9126]

BALLS 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 yooo I'm all the way finished

[@Vo929]

“I didn’t learn anything at that school. I droove by it the other day”😂🤦‍♀️

[@emilyng9849]

YOU'VE GOT ME LAUGHING FOR A WHOLE 34 MINUTES!

[@jaylabryant7239]

When you said the room smelled SOUR I LOST IT!!!!!!

[@annbuary7357]

I love you Paris,,,all the way from Kenya...couldn't sleep without watching this.

[@zoebrown8021]

This is what I got from this. Division 1+1 17 But it’s 4 Lol love this video, ur a great story teller.

[@Mirandajean1024]

Zoe Brown 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@urbanaddiction7764]

Right, had me all the way lost.

[@mrsbrxt4335]

@@urbanaddiction7764 😂😂fr

[@kailasloan5157]

the way she said balls reminds me of black chynna’s “EMBEZZLE!?”

[@Babygirrl]

25:30 BRUH she put an accent on “ugh!” 😭🤣

[@loneswandon651]

It's official, from creepy teachers to bummy guys tryna holler to the quality of learning lots of schools actually have... Paris will speak the truth to the masses.

[@msprettybee45]

Girl! You had me so weak watching this. I needed this laugh😂😂😂

[@angelitasaldivar9540]

Girl I've been following you for at least almost 10 years I was listening to your story right now and OMG I was dying laughing rolling crying tears coming out my face not coming out my nose like I was rolling sharing this story with everybody in my Rolodex hahaha I was just laughing beyond control this story was so so hilarious like you knocked it out of the park on this one girl especially when you was calling his pee-pee all them different names omigosh I was rolling and I'm in San Diego at almost 3 in the morning in my apartment waking up everybody I didn't care you go girl I love you the bomb!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jacquelinemaldonado7396]

FIRST!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 THAT EYESHADOW 😈

[@fluorescentbubbles6498]

The last time I watched you was last year- can’t believe I stopped- so glad u came up in my recommendations, love ya xx

[@jenniferononaku]

omg thank youuu for putting me in the beginning of the video:))

[@jordanm2473]

👀found u😂😂

[@angelawright1933]

U R SO FREAKING GORGEOUS!!!

[@daisha474]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAY bc I saW ur tweet ahhhh LOVE YOU💗💗💗

[@Dimondz1]

Man driving while watching this was dangerous 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hellokittyloves44]

I was already feeling light headed and I thought I was fainting when I heard 28:15 😩😩😌😂

[@Jessica_Williamson]

Wow is there any hairstyle you CANT Rock? You look amazing! I love you Paris!

[@jhefjfkfjdksjsj]

Anybody scrolling to find her classmates testimonies in this situation. .......😂😂 Because i am.

[@janamohamad4677]

Haven’t been this early in foreverrr! I LOVE YOU PARIS!! I’m Canadian too 😉💖💖💖

[@amandaasher7915]

I get sooo excited when you post like I drop everything to watch you you!! I know if I’m having a bad day I can watch your videos and you will cheer me up I love you so much!!❤️❤️

[@ClassE-Therapy]

Laughing so darn hard!!!!!!! You are hilarious this story has done me in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KittyRH]

"And then I see a BAWS?! " Oh Paris 😂😂

[@shelkyshark9266]

I've watched this at least 10 times in the past year, and I still cry laughing every single time 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheHonestGoddess]

These dreamy eyes Paris ! Teach us! 😍

[@aleortiz6493]

Paris is so honest and is so true who agrees she is a whole mood

[@jisolaonifade6430]

I clicked on this video so fast😂❤️ Love you so much Paris 😚💞x Your videos are the highlight of my day!!!🤣 Love from the UK🇬🇧x

[@myliahmichelle4310]

It is so relaxing after long hours of work plus school to come and just watch my fave all day while having so me time omg this was long overdue. Love you Paris been watching you since forever and I am so proud of your growth we ROCK with you fr! ❤️❤️❤️

[@gucuya]

You look so amazing Paris i can’t stop looking at your makeupppp. I’m tryna listen I swear!! 😭😭😭

[@yuu227]

YOU ARE SOOO PRETTY

[@beautywithtoya]

I laughed soo hard when you said TOLO 😂😂

[@yuu227]

Its 11 here but i aint sleeping! Been waiting

[@mrsbrxt4335]

Fr it's 11:31 lmaooo

[@changesme110yearsago9]

They “hey” intros are back ❗️

[@breegeaddo-collins6445]

This has to be one of the funniest stories you’ve done 😂