hi. (toxic gossip train) (nightcore)

Colleen really thought this was a good idea🤦‍♂️
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[@secundarcontul7222]

I hope some rapper will sample this

[@cowh0m0]

One sec while I find a SoundCloud rapper😭

[@oopsie_gacha]

LMAO😭

[@oakleymoss.]

THIS GOES HARD ON MUTE❗️❗️🔇

[@-jfkwentafk-]

Frr 🔥🔥

[@Dis_is_Legend]

Fr

[@FaeryBaebyie-bb2yt]

Fireee 🔥🔥

[@mitkofork]

FOR REALLL ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@shy0ne06]

YOOO YOU'RE SO RIGHT

[@kydoxus]

WE GETTING OUTTA JAIL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

[@riv3r_mango705]

WE HARASSING MINORS ONSTAGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@kydoxus]

@@riv3r_mango705 WE TALKIN ABOUT SEX STUFF TO MINORS WITH THIS ONE 💪💪💪💪💪✨✨✨✨✨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍅🍅🍅👺

[@elenaxthatxbitch]

@@riv3r_mango705LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@lilithhall6461]

WE GETTIN OUT THE GROUP CHAT WITH THIS ONE!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💪💪💪💪💪

[@jayjayjay21]

WE MAKIN MINORS PUT THEIR HANDS IN OUR PANTS W THIS ONEE🔥🔥🚨🚨💪💪🗣🗣

[@cowh0m0]

Should i make one where shes being honest and not manipulative💀

[@ScenemoNolRAHHHH]

YESSSSSS

[@spiderev]

okay but when is that? 😭😭

[@cowh0m0]

I rearrange it and put little blurbs of how she's redirecting and point out all the inconsistencies of the intentions of the video, but it'll take a bit

[@cowh0m0]

Probably next week, maybe week after depending on my motivation😭

[@maryd7081]

😂

[@libiya_sheikh]

Lyrics Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? [Chorus] All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun Uh, hi, everyone I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things Um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, so Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the facts So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen Here we go Many years ago, I used to message my fans Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest It was more of a loser kind of way Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody It was kinda like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering, you know? And there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey, girl, what's the tea?" And you're like "Eh" Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weird [Verse 1] I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years I've poured my heart out to you and because of that I feel Like I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my career I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there There were times in the DMs when I would overshare Details of my life, which was really weird of me I haven't done that for years, you see Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability But that's not very interesting, is it? [Chorus] So let's go on the toxic gossip train The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations The toxic gossip train Steamroll over someone's reputation Toxic gossip train Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize That the train is made of lies and that person you despise Maybe didn't deserve to die But hey, at least you're havin' fun In all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes Um, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes And grow, and change their behavior, and be a better person This is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakes And is something that I will continue to try t- what? Oh, you don't care? Oh, okay [Verse 2] I thought you wanted me to take accountability But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video "She's gaslighting, manipulating!" "Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!" "I would never make a mistake like that." [Verse 3] Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout [Verse 4] "Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass She did some things that I do not like, in her past So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attack" But not based on facts, oh no Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam My reputation's deceased Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings You know the one, yeah her Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website [Verse 5] And it's always been that way And that's why you won't find my videos on the KZbin Kids app Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable With their families watching my KZbin videos or coming to my live shows Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? Yes But was my intention to manipulate? No It doesn't really matter what my intention was 'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that Let me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining words That a person can be called, in my opinion Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children So, I just wanted to say that, um The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser [Verse 6] Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little And take accountability And I also wanted to say that To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity I really, really appreciate you, thank you For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions But I do feel like shit [Chorus] The toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation Toxic gossip train You got a one way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey Hope you had some fun Actually, y'know, I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something, um Seems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know Let me try to help, um [Outro] Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoa Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person Crazy, I know Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize it And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake? And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human It just makes them a human But what do I know? Fuck me, right?

[@aenehii]

Wow ty!

[@gblin5850]

Collen has prob already fucked herself

[@MYLAR.]

oh my god why is there so MUCH 😭😭

[@Capt_Ender07]

Jesus man! My respect to you! You listened to this closely enough to get all this?

[@ssua3035]

and when i make this my ringtone...

[@Saphia_]

That would so be me if I already didn't have Bongo Cat as my ringtone.

[@Yourmomssecretboyfriend]

the fact that its bearable in a nighctore version 😭😭

[@cowh0m0]

It's the nostalgic pain from the duck song

[@venus5553]

It goes with the crazy eyes

[@xoxooaddie]

why does she stare at the camera like that

[@murderman7265]

Cus she's a psycho

[@honeyglazedstars3138]

this hits hard

[@sophiaaa.shorts]

DID COLLEEN JUST WRITE THE SONG OF THE SUMMER!!?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@cookierat]

6 months later it’s still a bop, just like the sound she made when she got dropped on the head as a baby

[@cowh0m0]

Oop

[@sundialed]

when the random e-celeb you hate for just being dumb and annoying and unfunny is outed for a legitimate reason to hate them

[@cowh0m0]

Naur bc I always found her annoying, and making fun of disabled people is still a decent reason imo

[@sundialed]

@@cowh0m0 SHE MADE FUN OF DISABLED PEOPLE??😨😨

[@cowh0m0]

@shrimpmcbites it's her whole Miranda character😭

[@sundialed]

@@cowh0m0 please i didnt even notice😭😭 the last time i even heard about her not from the allegations was when i was like 6

[@maitsutwitter]

She looks so guilty in this video ijbol

[@christinadouglas6203]

sounds better

[@sylviaisafoot6570]

Sometimes people can make a mistake and apologize for it too

[@kaplingnag7267]

that one dislike is colleen also slowed reverb when?

[@mirelinkk]

lmao i can imagine this being in a gacha 2013 singing battle 😭😭

[@cowh0m0]

NAURRR

[@MrOficialVitinhoGamer_.Pk_Xd]

4:53 The OnlY Thing ThaT i Ever

[@candycandygalaxy]

GrOoMeD iS mY tWo PeRsIaN cAtS

[@MrOficialVitinhoGamer_.Pk_Xd]

@@candycandygalaxy NoT A GrOmMer JuSt A LoSeR

[@mamboingus]

*atleast its entertainingggggggggg*

[@TheIndispensableOpposition]

the duck song but objectively worse

[@cowh0m0]

but the duck song is meant to be annoying😭

[@iHayd3n18]

SONG OF THE SUMMER

[@asroriadraws]

FR

[@thegreatslothlord7796]

Move out the way The Weeknd, we got a new song of the summer and those who hate are just part of the toxic gossip train

[@-jfkwentafk-]

YESS

[@redrobin2005]

This, the beach and a margarita 🔥🔥🔥

[@kittywendyy]

WE GETTING OUT OF THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!!!

[@gdubs14]

cant get over how this song sounds so much like the duck song

[@apriljazmin]

STOP

[@jessieplayzx9633]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@gdubs14]

colleen probably ate some grapes then wrote that song. it was all subconscious lmao

[@stinky_abi]

do NOT do the duck song like that 😭😭

[@gdubs14]

@@stinky_abi lmao my b u right

[@IEatBubble]

Her PR team: “don’t say anything no matter what and everyone will forget” Her: “yOu nEvER sAiD I cAnT SiNg”

[@cowh0m0]

She doesn't even have a pr team😭

[@mly21]

Her team: her gc w/ the 13 yr olds and kory

[@Saphia_]

​​@@mly21 Kodee too, no? I wonder if she read Kodee's age backwards.

[@irliiMicrophone]

​@@Saphia_Oh I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at this

[@Saphia_]

@@irliiMicrophone Welcome home, fellow commentor.

[@maryd7081]

Coleen probably loves all the attention this song is getting. I feel bad for the people she hurt & abused

[@cowh0m0]

Her song and the actual "apology" from 2020 she wasn't taking responsibility and she kept deflecting and downplaying, so ✨️public humiliation✨️

[@EoinWalsh]

@@cowh0m0yesss😂

[@NicoleBe]

I feel like she made this whole “apology” for attention because nobody is so oblivious not to know that this whole ukulele thing is so weird it will get attention unless they completely lack self awareness and have no basic understanding of human behaviour.

[@Jiafei280]

@@cowh0m0 She never said sorry once

[@Jiafei280]

@@cowh0m0 but yessss 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chloeelizabeth8389]

this is even funnier with 2x speed on top of the nightcore

[@greatvalue8377]

FR THO the parts where she just abruptly stops are the best 💀💀💀 AND HER BLINKING

[@johannaelloso9418]

Nightcore²

[@cowh0m0]

Wait there's an actual way to make songs nightcore😭

[@CeceAzu17]

HAEY GEURL WHATS THE TEAH 😊😊😊

[@professoremil]

PLEASE 😭

[@3407]

slowed + reverb version next please.

[@SlowedCity404]

Im uploading it soon...

[@cowh0m0]

​@Slowed_City404 you beat me to it😭

[@SlowedCity404]

@@cowh0m0 Ive already uploaded it haha

[@arissamazumder]

Not daycore 😭

[@cowh0m0]

@arissamazumder Check their video out it has a really cute cat and sounds good😭

[@Tealyz]

Toxic gossip train but every time she says mistake it plays let it grow

[@laylaperez]

WE NEED THIS

[@cowh0m0]

Omg brb

[@Tealyz]

@@cowh0m0 I’m actually so excited for this lol

[@cowh0m0]

@Tealyz before I do too much do you mean the whole song or just the chorus of let it grow🌳

[@cowh0m0]

I'll probably finish it this week

[@hithere5039]

thank you for telling people not to watch her video. it literally supports her financially so people should know they shouldn't watch it for shits and giggles.

[@CYB3R14]

80% of people on social media have already seen it tho

[@cowh0m0]

And it's still slightly less money towards her shitty little self

[@dreamgrrrl]

this is why i watched Adam’s response and not her actual video, anything to give colleen less

[@JamalSampson2001]

@@dreamgrrrladams version of Coleens “song” is so funny ngl

[@pigeonsata173]

​@@cowh0m0exactly why I searched for a nightcore version

[@tinyspoof6505]

This is turning into something I NEVER would have expected 😂😂😂

[@notimestwo]

The incessant strumming. The first strum everyone with a ukulele learns it’s just immaculate

[@NobleFruzx]

As a ukulele player also, yep. Basic of the basics lol

[@GoofyAhhBoxy]

Bro only knows the three first chords ☠️☠️

[@vic_x]

as someone who plays ukulele, she’s just playing the easiest 3 chords to switch between. she can’t put any effort in, can she?? 😭

[@HelleGames]

This song is actually pretty good. I just wish it was written by someone, anyone besides her.

[@cowh0m0]

Fr it's actually a pretty cute antibullying song...for a woman who might not show her face ever again😭

[@GoofyAhhBoxy]

I don’t really like her ukelele playing. I only played ukelele twice in 4 and 5th grade and I know more chords than her 🤣🤣

[@dangosandlemons]

This song would work if all she did was say something stupid on twitter years ago 😭

[@cowh0m0]

@dangosandlemons or actually made a mistake😭

[@musashihumar]

The biggest problem with the video is not the fact that she denies all accusations, deflects all blame, outright lies despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary, or the fact that she did it in song. It's the fact that while she is doing all of those things, it's so catchy.

[@dollydolldoll2]

right 💀

[@spamme.]

Ikr I feel so bad for it getting stuck in my head-

[@mariotheundying]

Alright, someone HAS GOTTA make a version of this song that's not connected to her, change lyrics a bit, can be about Twitter being toxic too but remind everyone that colleen is a bad person

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

I like the song cause of how catchy it is and people only diss the song cause of her and not the actual song

[@moonlight_haze]

it should be illegal how catchy this song is 😭💀

[@senchumbenipatton2049]

Ikr!

[@HelleGames]

Facts! I've been singing it for days now. 😕🤦🏻‍♀️

[@DeepCurve300]

true top 20 material mate

[@OnlyMichaelJackson]

True like it was kinda stuck in my head for a while

[@-jfkwentafk-]

Song of the summer ngl

[@Wveth]

I'm so glad this happened. It brought a lot more attention to an incredibly dangerous situation and subculture AND it will forever be a fascinating case study for anyone interested in the psychology of serious personality disorders. Not that she intended any of it, but this video is the best thing Colleen will ever do.

[@cowh0m0]

Not to mention 10x better than mocking disabled people for kids to laugh at

[@fishmilk0]

@@cowh0m0true

[@hithere5039]

Please stop promoting the idea that abusers all have personality disorders, especially since we know you mean cluster Bs. Cluster B PDs are largely ALL the result of traumatic abuse and neglect stemming from childhood, and the survival mechanisms people adopt in childhood to survive it. Instead of having their experiences validated, they get slapped with an inherently demeaning and invalidating disorder due to the way they processed their abuse, which all have many stigmas attached to them, and then get demonized by everyone for not healing in a society where they are scapegoated for the very abuses they survived and hated for existing. Until someone actually physically diagnoses Colleen, you are not qualified to say she has a PD. PDs are NOT synonymous with abuser or horrible person. The key factor of a PD is that it causes the person who has it dysfunction and suffering. It impedes their ability to form relationships and other impairments. It is a DISORDER. And one thing you'll know about pedos like Colleen is that they think there's nothing wrong with them, and all of their sickness is entirely self-serving. They just get sad when they get caught.

[@facelessdrone]

Personality disorders is a huuuuge stretch. People can be shitty and lie and not have it be a chronic condition, dude

[@fishmilk0]

@@facelessdrone exactly

[@micah4628]

if the sex offender shuffle was written for a bo burnham skit

[@cowh0m0]

Idk what youre talking about but my first thought was that kid with the subway surfer theme😭

[@saltyfroots9]

If this song was written in a different context by or for someone who was ACTUALLY a victim of cancel culture and didn’t do anything wrong, it might actually be kinda good😭😭😭

[@cowh0m0]

Bestie i dont think "I'm not a groomer just a loser" could be salvaged

[@saltyfroots9]

@@cowh0m0 okay yes i must admit i forgot how horrific half of it is but like the melody would be nice if it wasn’t the soundtrack to pedophilia yknow😔🙏🏻

[@dessertcactus]

​@@cowh0m0no some of the lines not all

[@its_a_poncho]

​@@saltyfroots9I agree, like if someone else who was actually accused of actual rumors, then lots of lyrics were changed for a genuine argument, then like put evidence, then it would be like the best apology ever.

[@cowh0m0]

@poncho6350 and if the allegations were something a lot softer

[@downbeatdialga1341]

A NIGHTCORE song that goes for more than 2-3 minutes is already impressive enough.

[@C4KOUUZII]

no hate but why?😭

[@cowh0m0]

Bc watching the original might give her money and she sucks and this was a funny way to repost

[@C4KOUUZII]

@@cowh0m0 fair reasoning

[@civilianarc9624]

"Because that's what heroes do"

[@x._3347]

Don’t give her money

[@palestinabaddie]

colleen is a queen

[@ADHD_Akira2890]

WE MAKING IT ON THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️❌❌🔥🔥🔥

[@I.likekittens]

The fact that she denies all accusations when there’s evidence ALL OVER THE INTERNET? Even her books are creepy, REALLY creepy.

[@cowh0m0]

Atp she's probably gonna make a "not racist" song where she says tons of things that are racist😭

[@I.likekittens]

@@cowh0m0 I would be surprised if she didn’t lmaoo

[@PabbyPabbles]

An angel with a shotgun The last that I ever saw her, she was carried away, by a moonlight shadow A real pika girl in a real poké world

[@cowh0m0]

What😭

[@starfiresreign]

​@@cowh0m0I think they're quoting all the popular nightcore songs cause I remember some of these from middle school days 😭

[@1977TA]

It is obvious she doesn't actually have a legal team. If she did she wouldn't be in this mess. No legal team worth their service fee would allow a client to do so many career ending things that include but are not limited to utilizing unpaid child labor. Colleen has complete creative control and does whatever sick and twisted things come into her head. No one dares to check her, everyone in her inner circle blindly follows her lead because being part of a celebrity's inner circle is like taking a powerful drug. They all do just about anything to stay there. When Adam was working for her she instructed him to send every idea to her for approval before posting. She has always been the one in charge of the direction of her career. Colleen wanted to keep as much of the money she made in her pocket. Hiring a professional legal team is not cheap. It is logical to assume she's been operating this entire time without proper legal council opting to enlist help from family, friends and her underage fans, people she did not have to put on the payroll.

[@NanamiKentos-Baguette]

Can you make a slowed and reverbed version? I'd love to go to sleep with this magestic song, the lyrics never fail to make me cry and touched inappropriately by Coleen noona. I'll never recover from the way she poured her heart and soul and her bony little back to this song especially that ending fairy when she said f me right? Ughh her mastermind, truly the most woman in history, can't wait to get my ticket for her tour and witness the fart joke in person, much loves❤

[@cowh0m0]

@NanamiKentos-Baguette I made one but it sucks, there's a better one, both are in the description

[@boothillsnipplezippers3]

COLLEEN NOONA?

[@shirendjorgee9320]

LMAO NOT COLLEEN NOONA

[@boothillsnipplezippers3]

WAIT WAIT WAIT...... JEOGIYO NOONA HOKSHI NAMJACHINGU ISSEYO?

[@holymoses1744]

You cannot accuse me of doing things to you! You are not perfect! I'm trying to take responsibility! But you just want to be toxic! I'm a good person! You're just trying to destroy me! Yeah... I can see why her team advised against saying all that.

[@PepsiChips87]

If this is the sped up version then how long is this damn song

[@ScenemoNolRAHHHH]

10 minutes and 20 seconds exactly.

[@PepsiChips87]

@@ScenemoNolRAHHHH i aint hearing allat

[@ScenemoNolRAHHHH]

@@PepsiChips87 LMAOO

[@Saphia_]

Colleen Ballinger - Toxic Gossip Train (10 min version)

[@stephenmanuel9860]

Imagine a Eurobeat version

[@cowh0m0]

So many ideas I'll probably be working all month lol

[@Mildlyannoyingtheaterkid]

Just be thankful that she took 10 minutes less out of her day grooming minors singing and writing this ❤

[@cowh0m0]

I had a dream she had a twin she blamed and idk why but that makes this funnier😭

[@g0r3kittyzzzz]

@@cowh0m0NO WAY PAHAHHAAHAHAH

[@Mildlyannoyingtheaterkid]

@@cowh0m0 lmaooo 😂

[@cheesegorditacrunch]

Thank god she came out with a video like this because now nobody will forget and this will haunt her forever

[@nateluvcouvi]

YOU DID NOT 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@marygray7422]

How come nobody's talking about the filters she's using to look younger and thinner than she really is

[@cowh0m0]

I didn't notice😭

[@mintmangos]

wait fr? 😭

[@Capt_Ender07]

@@mintmangos I was thinking the same thinh.

[@azuli_blue]

lyrics 💋 (Sung) Hey It’s been awhile since you saw my face I haven’t been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that Aren’t quite true Doesn’t matter if it’s true, though Just as long as it’s entertaining To you (Spoken) Right? Are you guys having fun? (Sung) All aboard! The toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You gotta one way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past These rumors look like facts If you don’t mind the gaps I won’t survive in the crash, but hey At least you’re having fun (Spoken) Uh, hi, everyone I’ve been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things Um, even though my team strongly advised me to not say what I wanna say I recently realized that they never said that I couldn’t sing what I wanted to say So Here I am And.. today I only wanna talk about the facts So I Hope that you’ll be willing to listen. Many years ago I used to message my fans Uh, but not in a creepy way, like a lot of you are trying to suggest It was more of a loser kind of way I was just trying to be besties with everybody It was kind of like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering You know, and there’s a weird aunt there That keeps coming up to you like “hey girl!! What’s the tea?!” And you’re like… errrrm Uh, that was me But in group chats with my fans It was weird. (Sung) I’ve been sharing my life online for over fifteen years Poured my heart out to you And because of that I feel like I’m talking to my friends But at the beginning of my career I didn’t really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there There were times in the DMs when I would overshare Details of my life, which was really weird to me I haven’t done that for years, you see Because I changed my behavior And I took accountability (Spoken) But that’s not very interesting, is it? So let’s go on- (Sung) - the toxic gossip train The locomotives fueled with hateful accusations The toxic gossip train Steam all over someone’s reputation Toxic gossip train Hop on Board, but close your eyes Otherwise you’ll realize That the train is made of lies And that person you despise Didn’t deserve to die, but hey At least you’re having fun (Spoken) In all seriousness, I do think it’s really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes Um, you know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes And grow and change their behavior and be a better person This is something ive always tried to do when I make mistakes It’s something I will continue to try and do- What? Oh, you don’t care? (Sung) Thought you wanted me to take accountability But that’s not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No, your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise While you dramatize your lies And traumatize their demise (Spoken) .. yeah I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video “She’s gaslighting! Manipulating!” “Oh, she’s a narcissist! A rat!” “I would never make a mistake like that!” (Sung) Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize That all of you are perfect So please, criticize me Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past And stab me repeatedly In my bony little back I’m sure you’re disappointed in my shitty little song I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong Well, I’m sorry I’m not gonna take that route Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass She did some things that I do not like in her past So everybody, gather round, cause we’re about to attack But not based on facts, oh no You’re lethal weapon, it’s your fingers on the keys Cause you don’t need any armor when you can hide behind a screen To shoot me down quick With a click And BAM! The reputations deceased (Spoken) I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda sings You know the one, Yeah her She’s PG-13 It says that on my website and it’s always been that way And that’s why you won’t find my videos on the KZbin kids app, anyway Um, I didn’t realize it was my responsibility To decide what is appropriate for every kid to see I’ve always relied on parents to decide if they’re comfortable With their families watching my KZbin videos or coming to my live shows Now (Sung) Have I made some jokes of poor taste? Yes Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes Am I sad that there are fans who feel betrayed? Yes But was it my intention to manipulate? No (Spoken) It doesn’t really matter what my intention was Because it seems as everyone has already decided on that Let me tell you, it’s not very fun To have millions of people All over the world Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life ruining words That a person can be called, in my opinion Um, it doesn’t matter if these things aren’t true, uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abused children So, I just wanted to say that, um (Sung) The only thing that I’ve ever groomed is my two Persian cats I’m not a groomer Just a loser Who didn’t understand that I shouldn’t respond to fans And I’m not a predator, even though a lot of you think so Because five years ago I made a fart joke So, even though I know this video won’t change anyone’s mind about me I still felt it was important to come on here And defend myself a little And take accountability (Spoken) And, I also wanted to say that To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity I really, really appreciate you Thank you For what it’s worth I never had any bad intentions But I do feel like shit (Sung) The toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of Misinformation Toxic gossip train Got a one way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train You tied me to the tracks And harassed me for my past Rumors look like facts When you don’t mind the gaps I won’t survive in the crash, but hey I hope you had some fun (Spoken) Actually You know I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something Um, it seems like Maybe you’re confused about something I don’t know Let me try to help, um (Sung) Sometimes people make a mistake And it doesn’t make them a horrible person Whoa Sometimes people can make a mistake and they’re still a good person Crazy, I know Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don’t have to take that mistake Oh no And twist it up and grind it and add some lies to it And polarize it And stab it with knives And ruin a life And… oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn’t mean you gotta send them hate Oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake, and you can kindly let them know and help them grow Sometimes people make mistakes Simply because They made a mistake And that mistake doesn’t make them a terrible human It just makes them a human (Spoken) But what do I know? Fuck me, right?

[@cowh0m0]

@puddles200756 if you could church camp songs then yeah

[@pmathis36]

song needs to be released to the streets 🍼

[@Hexamus]

Well, at least now she sounds like the people she tries to groom.

[@Dialtism]

WE CHUGGIN DOWN AND OUT OF THE TRACKS OF MISINFORMATION WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🚨🚨💪💪🗣🗣

[@chloebones]

bro someone needs to vocode clown music over her video that would be so funny

[@mettapeachhead2076]

I may try this

[@violetbitch9492]

If it exists there is a nightcore version of it

[@cowh0m0]

Rule 24😭

[@thepurestchild]

this song would actually be pretty dope if it wasn't manipulative

[@spoof2803]

It’s so DAMN catchy and I HATE it I caught myself humming it earlier and I HATE THAT AGH

[@metalfamilyfanandqueenfan]

​@@spoof2803she's manipulating us to forgive her by her catchy song.

[@Lulu_Lime]

We making it out of Rockefeller Street with this one 🔥🔥

[@joeysoftpaws]

best comment

[@L0NER535]

1273 ROCKEFELLER STREET

[@manicarter8152]

this MIGHT be the song of the summer y'all.

[@dabeestchcawlin]

i can't find it on spotfiy im suing just like those victims 😻🤗💗

[@CeceAzu17]

“You don’t need any armor when u can hide behind the screen” -Colleen Bashiter

[@BigBadSkullBoss]

shaking my little ass to this at the clurb

[@turkeyhamanddeath]

The blar

[@FelizFelixie]

This will be in my mind for many months or even weeks-

[@cowh0m0]

I've watched the video atleast 40 times making edits and none of them are done yet💀

[@Terminallyposessed]

I woke up this morning and it was stuck in my head. I fr watch people react to it and the memey videos of it too much and it shows-

[@cowh0m0]

Omg hi crybaby😭✌️

[@ava.noonski]

i can’t , because i lose braincells every time i listen to her singing her “apology”😭

[@Capt_Ender07]

Apology? What apology?

[@marcusvogelsong8519]

Should’ve listened to her team

[@madox4061]

the "sometimes people can make a mistake but it doesnt make them a bad person wooOOoAhhH" part kinda ate idk

[@cowh0m0]

Lyrically she's right musically she slayed but reason made it suck😭

[@StarSkies-]

WE'RE GETTING OFF THE TRACKS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@shrekislifeshrekislove8849]

hypest study music man

[@vibrantgleam]

it sucks that she's actually ok at playing the guitar and sing, but her talent was used for horrible things.

[@cowh0m0]

Dw it's only a ukulele😭

[@vibrantgleam]

@@cowh0m0 oh yea

[@dabeestchcawlin]

at least youre having fun 😔🫣👉👈😇😻

[@CitiesByDiana]

Anything to make her ridiculous song shorter, I'm in full support of

[@christopher.captures]

shes in her nightcore sped up super trending 2023 gossip train era 😍😍😍😍

[@commandermickey]

this goes so hard… praying we get a slowed ver for us emos 💕

[@cowh0m0]

As an emo I already posted that + some other fun versions lol

[@commandermickey]

@@cowh0m0 HUZZAH !!!

[@cowh0m0]

@catsdontgomeow btw if cats dont go meow then what do cats say😭

[@commandermickey]

@@cowh0m0 its a secrey shhhhh

[@C.l.y.d.e]

TOXIC GOSSIP TRAINNN (aka toxic grooming train) ❗️❗️❗️

[@ahaha272]

Sometimes people make a mistake but it doesn’t make them a horrible person woaahhhh 🕺💃

[@zzjamie-is-over-partyzz]

so aesthetic 🥺🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨

[@stephenmanuel9860]

Ad Revenue Train / stretch your fake apology to just over ten minutes / Ad Revenue Train....

[@COOLMASTER2000]

this shit goes so fauckign hard

[@kyl1x.d]

LMAOOO YALL ARE QUICK

[@sophiagrace6361]

someone please make a driftphonk remix 😭

[@cowh0m0]

Idk what that is but I'll look it up then try💀

[@vampbuzz11]

Lyrics because I procrastinated on my college work lol (But really, if you want a visual/text version of her apology for reference reasons, here you go. It's in lyric format, but I tried to get it as accurate as I could.) Warning it is really, really long Hey. It’s been a while since you saw my face. Haven’t been doing so great so I, Took a little break. So a lot of people are saying some things about me that aren’t quite true. Doesn’t matter if it’s true, tho, Just as long as it’s entertaining to you. Right? You guys having fun? All aboard! The toxic gossip train! We’re chugging down the tracks of misinformation! The toxic gossip train! We gotta one-way ticket to Manipulation Station. Toxic gossip train, Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past, These rumors look like facts if you don’t mind the gaps, I won’t survive in the crash but hey, At least you’re having fun. Hi everyone, I’ve been wanting to come online And talk to you about a few things. Um, even though my team has strongly advised me To not say what I wanna say. I recently realized That they never said That I couldn’t sing what I wanna say. So. I am, and, Um, Today, I only wanna talk about the facts. So, I hope that you’ll be willing to listen. Here we go. Many years ago, I used to message my fans. Uh, but not in a creepy way, like a lot of you are trying to suggest, It’s more of a loser kind of way. I was just trying to be ‘besties’ with everybody. It’s kind of like, uh, When you go to, like, a family gathering, you know, There’s a weird aunt there, that keeps coming up to you, and going like, “Hey girl, what’s the tea?” and you’re like, uhm, Um, that was me. Getting group chats with my fans. It was weird. I’ve been sharing my life online for over 15 years, I’ve poured my heart out to you, Because of that I feel like I’m talking to my friends, But at the beginning of my career, I didn’t really understand that Maybe there should be some boundaries there. There were times in the DMs when I would overshare Details of my life which was really weird of me. I haven’t done that for years, you see Because I changed my behavior, And I took accountability. But that’s not very interesting, is it? So let’s go on The toxic gossip train! The locomotive’s fueled with hateful accusations. Toxic gossip train! Steamroll over someone’s reputation! Toxic gossip train, Hop on board but close your eyes, otherwise you’ll realize, The train is made of lies, And that person you despise, Didn’t deserve to die, but hey, At least you’re having fun. In all seriousness, I do think it’s really important To hold people accountable for their mistakes. Um, you know, we should hope that everyone Can learn from their mistakes, And learn, and change their behavior, And be a better person. This is something that I always tried to do When I make mistakes, Is something I will continue to try to do- What? Oh you don’t care? Oh. Okay. I thought you want me to take accountability. But that’s not the point of your mob mentality, Is it, no, Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise, You dramatize your lies, And monetize their demise. I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video. “She’s gaslighting,” “manipulating,” “ugh, she’s a narcissist and a rat,” “I would never make a mistake like that.” Oh, I’m sorry that I didn’t realize, All of you are perfect, so please, criticize me Bring out the daggers, me (?), from your perfect past, And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back. I’m sure you’re disappointed in my shitty little song I know you wanted me to say that I was 100 percent In the wrong, Well, I’m sorry, I’m not gonna take that route, Of admitting to lies and rumors That you made up for clout. “Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass, She did some things that I do not like in her past, So everybody gather round ‘cause we’re about to attack! But not based on facts, oh no, Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys, You don’t need any armor when you hide behind a screen,” So shoot me down quick, Click a click, And bam! The reputation’s deceased. I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings, You know the one. Yeah, her? She’s PG-13. It’s says so on my website, And it’s always been that way, And that’s why you won’t find my videos On my KZbin Kids app, anyway. Um, I didn’t realize it was my responsibility To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see, The boys relied on parents to decide what was comfortable, With their families watching my KZbin videos, Or coming to my live shows. Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes. Have I made a lot of dumb mistakes? Yes. Am I sad that there’s some fans that feel betrayed? Yes. Was my intention to manipulate? No. But it doesn’t matter what my intention was, Because it seems as though everyone has already decided on that. Let me tell you, it’s not very fun To have millions of people All over the world To call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life ruining words That a person could be called in my opinion. Um, it doesn’t matter that these things aren’t true. Everyone just believes that you are the type of person Who manipulates and abuses children. (Pause) So I just wanted to say that, um, The only thing I ever groomed Is my two Persian cats. Not a groomer! I’m just a loser Who didn’t understand I shouldn’t respond to fans And I’m not a predator Even though a lot of you think so Because five years ago I made a fart joke. (Pause) So. Even though I know this video won’t change anyone’s mind about me, I still felt it was important to come on here, And defend myself a little, And take accountability. And I also wanted to say that To anyone out there who Has ever supported me, In any capacity, I really really appreciate you. For what it’s worth? I never had any bad intentions. But I do feel like shit. (Pause) The toxic gossip train. Chugging down the tracks of misinformation. Toxic gossip train. We gotta one-way ticket to Manipulation Station. Toxic gossip train, You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past, Rumors look like facts when you don’t mind the gaps. I won’t survive in the crash but hey, I hope you had some fun. (Pause) Actually, you know, Maybe I should let you guys know something. Um, it seems like, Maybe you’re confused about something, I don’t know. Let me try to help. Um. Sometimes people make a mistake, And it doesn’t make them a horrible person, Whoa-oh. Sometimes people can make a mistake, And they’re still a good person. Crazy, I know. Sometimes people can make a mistake, And you don’t have to take our mistake, Whoa-oh. Twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it And pulverize it and Stab it with knives and, Ruin a life, and- Oh no-oh. Sometimes people can make a mistake, It doesn’t mean you have to send them hate, Oh no-oh. Sometimes people can make a mistake, And you can kindly let them know And help them to grow. Sometimes people make mistakes Simply because they made a mistake, And that mistake doesn’t make them a terrible human, It just makes them a human. But what do I know? Fuck me, right?

[@betabahar4479]

My favorite disney character fr! Tho i would like it better if they gave her a better character devolopment instead of a song. But its kind of a habit of disney, right? :)

[@PrettyInPink610]

This is so freaking funny bro 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@tumbleweedturk5650]

WE MAKING IT OUT THE SOCIAL CONSCIOUSNESS WITH THIS ONE BOIS 🤡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤡

[@iquityoutube]

its giving "heh... i guess i deserve it... but at least youre having fun... heh... :)"

[@silliejullie]

“stab me in my bony little back” gladly ☠️

[@Pink_pr1ncess]

She’s such a pick me I swear to God 🤦🏽‍♀️ “I have such a bony wittle back 🥺🥺 I’m so innocent”

[@cowh0m0]

@Pink_pr1ncess I over think too much bc I thought she wasn't spineless and would take responsibility😭😭

[@Pink_pr1ncess]

@@cowh0m0 no, she just wanted to brag about how skinny and tiny she is. But your analogy makes sense though

[@kayleebliss5738]

Dumb ways to dieee! Lol sounds like that song

[@veecatsu7096]

SHES ON THE ROAD TO SUCCESS WITH THIS ONE, PULL OVER 🗣 🔥

[@senchumbenipatton2049]

I dont know why but this song's stuck in my head Why!!!!

[@palmtreepanic]

HELP YOU DID NOT

[@cowh0m0]

I'm also gonna make a version with her not lying😭

[@no1legobatmanfan]

Daycore version next pls❤️❤️

[@cowh0m0]

Coming right up (I messed up and it sounds demonic)

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

@@cowh0m0This is not a flaw, I NEED to know what demon version sounds like

[@cowh0m0]

@e1221 ok I'll post it but I'll cry i deleted it brb lol

[@cowh0m0]

@@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa uploading, it says like 12 minutes left

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

@@cowh0m0 amazing.

[@jannah6694]

“I did something bad….hehe 🥹🥹”

[@Short_Cak3e]

This is how much of a joke her apology was

[@mothermoth3833]

Lyrics: Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun Uh, hi, everyone I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things Um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, so Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the facts So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen Here we go Many years ago, I used to message my fans Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest It was more of a loser kind of way Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody It was kinda like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering, you know? And there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey, girl, what's the tea?" And you're like "Eh" Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weird I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years I've poured my heart out to you and because of that I feel Like I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my career I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there There were times in the DMs when I would overshare Details of my life, which was really weird of me I haven't done that for years, you see Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability But that's not very interesting, is it? So let's go on the toxic gossip train The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations The toxic gossip train Steamroll over someone's reputation Toxic gossip train Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize That the train is made of lies and that person you despise Maybe didn't deserve to die But hey, at least you're havin' fun In all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes Um, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes And grow, and change their behavior, and be a better person This is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakes And is something that I will continue to try t- what? Oh, you don't care? Oh, okay I thought you wanted me to take accountability But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video "She's gaslighting, manipulating!" "Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!" "I would never make a mistake like that" Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout "Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass She did some things that I do not like, in her past So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attack" But not based on facts, oh no Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam My reputation's deceased [Spoken] Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings You know the one, yeah her Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website And it's always been that way And that's why you won't find my videos on the KZbin Kids app Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable With their families watching my KZbin videos or coming to my live shows Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? Yes But was my intention to manipulate? No It doesn't really matter what my intention was 'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that Let me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining words That a person can be called, in my opinion Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children So, I just wanted to say that, um The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little And take accountability And I also wanted to say that To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity I really, really appreciate you, thank you For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions But I do feel like shit The toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation Toxic gossip train You got a one way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey Hope you had some fun Actually, y'know, I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something, um Seems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know Let me try to help, um Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoa Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person Crazy, I know Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize it And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake? And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human It just makes them a human But what do I know? Fuck me, right?

[@TsukechanKills]

I didn't watch the original because I'd feel a liiittle bad for giving her views but nao i can watch nightcore version instead and satisfy my curiosity without that bad feel😆

[@thesadtoast]

Thank you, I can finally wath this trainwreck without her profiting off it

[@thefiredogcult9523]

I actually hate that this is a beat why couldnt someone else write this song 😭

[@marylouisewooters6124]

i just know deep 2020 tik tok woulda been all over this video if it wsa released then LMFAOOO

[@sourtop134]

WE WAITING FOR THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN AT MISINFORMATION STATION WITH THIS ONE‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥💯

[@guywiththeweirdspellingoflogen]

WE BEING BOTH GROOMERS AND LOSERS WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀

[@Saltishh]

The duck apologizing to the man who runs the lemonade stand

[@cowh0m0]

I had to hold in the biggest cackle😭

[@jankypiggytoes]

WE MAKIN IT TO THE EAR DOCTOR WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥‼️