Hidden Rooms In Moscow's Soviet Hotel

☭ Situated on a side street in Moscow is the grand Hotel Soviet. A place unchanged since Stalin and some of the world's worst dictators stayed there. I checked in to explore its corridors and tried to imagine what the walls had seen over the years...

[@robbo3087]

all the times he said "soviet" 1 - 0:02 2 - 0:18 3 - 0:23 4 - 0:28 5 - 0:48 6- 2:13 7 - 2:15 8- 2:22 9 - 2:24 10 - 2:28 11 - 2:45 12 - 2:47 13 - 2:54 14 - 2:56 15 - 4:20 16 - 4:25 17 - 4:54 18 - 5:26 19 - 5:32 20 - 5:54 21 - 6:17 (russian) 22 - 6:22 23 - 6:28 24 - 6:31 25 - 6:33 26 - 6:47 27 - 6:49 28 - 6:51 29 - 6:55 30 - 6:57 31 - 6:58 32 - 7:32 33 - 7:40 34 - 7:42 35 - 7:53 36 - 8:14 37 - 8:17 38 - 8:20 39 - 8:33 40 - 8:43 41 - 8:46 42 - 9:01 43 - 9:03 43 times so far! 44 - 9:12 45 - 9:34 46 - 9:39 47 - 9:41 48 - 9:49 49 - 9:58 50 - 10:07 51 - 10:09 52 - 10:13 53 - 10:35 54 - 10:46 55 - 11:02 (russian) all i ask for is a like :)

[@GoGetta.M]

tiger38 deserve more likes

[@kortiz3931]

All I ask for is your tiger is from baikal?

[@ivanfedotov9971]

What do you need the like for? U think it will make you happier?

[@robbo3087]

@@ivanfedotov9971 yes , and also because It took me half an hour to do this

[@-----------g-]

Get a life nerd.

[@cerisejones8061]

Me: loses room key. Wall: it's on the dresser.

[@Gordons1888]

Took me too long to get the joke, very good sir

[@cerisejones8061]

@@Gordons1888 did u just assume my gender

[@Gordons1888]

@@cerisejones8061 yes, do you have an issue with thay

[@kickschippers4934]

Imperator Salt I respect your honnesty

[@dan_6915]

Better - a guy comes out from behind a hidden wall door and point the key for you to see. 'cause a real soviet spion don't speak capitalistic tongues. They he politely excuse himself and get back into his hidden chamber.

[@ryanslack2666]

Something tells me Bald is: 1) Still bald 2) Not bankrupt

[@Mario-rj5of]

Nah its actually kinda cheap to get a room

[@echidna60]

Nahhh we all know he gets paid by the MI6

[@dropgloves4491]

Who cares. I’m happy for him. Bald thx for bringing the unseen world to our screens. Hard worked and well deserved if he can make a coin out of it. Great videos!!

[@daveomacron4301]

@@Mario-rj5of not cheap to fly though.

[@Mario-rj5of]

@@daveomacron4301 Ryanair if he can or any other low cost airline

[@asimovpyatroff5867]

Guest: "Do you think this mirror seems weird?" Mirror: "нет"

[@baldandbankrupt]

Lol

[@opact]

@@baldandbankrupt lol

[@js1483]

@@opact lol

[@AndisRoze]

Lol

[@thomasroll8451]

@@js1483 lol

[@MartaTheKitty]

He actually said "Soviet" 54 times in this video. I counted. I have no life

[@Yashodhan1917]

78* you lied

[@Yashodhan1917]

@@MartaTheKitty No you're lying, count it for real

[@kfcadvocate7583]

its exactly 786

[@ascentionios7012]

yeah i counted 42454

[@allanallen1835]

Lol

[@DANLi_]

Me: *sneezes* Wall: “Bless you!”

[@tombjerkesjo9788]

DanLi laugh out load

[@rojiii69420]

Us*

[@torrace12]

thats just hillrious11

[@douglasmorgan9873]

More like, Будьте здоровы

[@NEWz206]

There was no God to bless you back then

[@LifeofBoris]

Next time ask for Boris suite. Enough room to fit three bears with balalikas.

[@sylvananas7923]

Never fear, BORIS IS HERE

[@CreeperShorts]

yo привет Boris!!

[@daniel8245]

The algorithm brought you also here I see. How Is Vadim doing? :P

[@EmirZafran95]

Hello comrade boris

[@therealbosnianestonianball7363]

Hi komrad

[@edible_lemon]

All jokes and historical points aside, this hotel is actually beautiful.

[@berwoutsarend5398]

Because it's built with the money of the working people..

[@iluvtittiez255]

so is that girl 😏

[@thursoberwick1948]

@@berwoutsarend5398 I'm fairly sure this has been heavily renovated in the past thirty years.

[@sinisamarkovic6528]

@@berwoutsarend5398 and gnomes built trump hotels?

[@berwoutsarend5398]

@@sinisamarkovic6528 you don't get it mate, it's built in communist times. Maybe do a little research

[@dumplingjohns5854]

Everybody Gangsta until the mirrors start speaking Russian

[@scottwhitley3392]

Everyone’s gangsta until 1 million comrades surround your 6th army

[@covenmorgana1571]

That will make you a gopnik after all....

[@pabloavila6995]

@@scottwhitley3392 dead

[@PU8698]

@@oliverhutton9968 or the snow speaking finnish

[@as-guardianangel9360]

When the scare crows start speaking English

[@manic2260]

When they put cameras in his room to spy on him but then find out he’s already filming his whole life

[@airbornewarningandcontrols396]

CrappyClownCovers Hes doing their job

[@manic2260]

@@airbornewarningandcontrols396 lol

[@mlugin8050]

Good one👍

[@timmmahhhh]

Love this!

[@matrafa]

He’s only filming the fluff in between his secret missions.

[@bbcmotd]

Speaking of Soviet hotels, here's a nice story: A hotel. A room for four with four strangers. Three of them soon open a bottle of vodka and proceed to get acquainted, then drunk, then noisy, singing, and telling political jokes. The fourth man desperately tries to get some sleep; finally, in frustration he surreptitiously leaves the room, goes downstairs, and asks the lady concierge to bring tea to Room 67 in ten minutes. Then he returns and joins the party. Five minutes later, he bends to a power outlet: "Comrade Major, some tea to Room 67, please." In a few minutes, there's a knock at the door, and in comes the lady concierge with a tea tray. The room falls silent; the party dies a sudden death, and the prankster finally gets to sleep. The next morning he wakes up alone in the room. Surprised, he runs downstairs and asks the concierge what happened to his companions. "You don't need to know!" she answers. "B-but...but what about me?" asks the terrified fellow. 'Oh, you...well...Comrade Major liked your tea gag a lot."

[@msamour]

That's got to be the best soviet joke i've seen in the last 25 years.

[@sergiorosales1689]

Explain that joke to me please

[@msamour]

@@sergiorosales1689 Old Soviet humour was build on the fears people had of the government. So this just plays on the fear that people had of disappearing in the middle of the night. This sometimes happened in East Germany as the Stasi would show up in the middle of the night and take people away silently. (3 people I worked with over the years witnessed this) I do not know about Soviet Russia. Maybe it happened, maybe it did not. Anyways, the joke says all the comrades in the room disappeared except the man who talked to the light socket because the general liked his joke. So, there really was a KGB officer listening in the light socket. That is why it is so funny.

[@Quillspirit]

😆

[@toxicmrdiego1280]

Pov you’re too lazy to read his story:

[@massimoa4tech]

I like the way he smirked when he said I've tested the bed! And then I see AlinChick and got it pretty well.

[@stan3882]

Mr. Bald finds some dust in his hotel room: "Ah some soviet dust , i wonder if ceausescu had some in his room as well."

[@Xtragicfever]

Lmfao

[@Sagittarius-A-Star]

@@levynagyphoto Now it feels even better to have seen the trial and the execution of this dictator (somewhere here on youtube).

[@hasanfoyejul5500]

"ceausescu"almost forget the evils name

[@Lionfish5656]

@@levynagyphoto, Brezhnev was a Saint in comparison. But, nope, the west hated the Soviets & we backed a guy that kicked the Soviets out.

[@gergelyguruz8843]

@Roblox Troll Eat a bag bruv

[@chrispy199]

finds the fuse room *secret soviet room*

[@apalo70]

Secret staircase

[@gjsterp]

chrispy199 If you noticed the room had steam radiators. Why heat and empty room?

[@thegrandcoffein6928]

Hahahahaha

[@spaisee]

@@gjsterp To avoid dew on the mirror.

[@alexanderpelletier3303]

Cant have frozen fuzes

[@garydavid1788]

I stayed in this hotel in 1975. Looks a lot better now than it did then! What you should mention is that all these grand buildings were constructed pre revolution.

[@Vanyaivanov3]

These buildings were built by the communists, you idiot. You don't know, don't write !!!!

[@boggisthecat]

It was mentioned that this hotel was built in the early 1950s. A lot of pre WWII buildings were destroyed during the war, and much of the old cities were torn down and rebuilt by the Soviets as they were very outdated.

[@rajaclear967]

pre revolution?? No. This hotel was build in sowjet union. So stop lying fascist.

[@rajaclear967]

@@boggisthecat thx

[@Bob-jm8kl]

Stalin was a fan of opulent architecture...not that the proletariat had much access to such living conditions. It's the Khrushchyovki and Brezhnevki we envision when we think of commie blocks.

[@MAXIMUMv]

Its like he's got a bet on with someone on how many times he can say the word 'Soviet'

[@hallengard]

Союз Советских Социалистических Республик

[@davidherron3136]

It's a bit annoying to be honest

[@logoseven3365]

What’s the line

[@highviewbarbell]

not so funny meow, is it?

[@NimitGarden]

The trees speak 🇻🇳 The snow speaks 🇫🇮 The wall speaks🇷🇺

[@PushinP884]

No,mirror speak 🇷🇺

[@dayton2vx]

And now this hotel

[@boris4231]

Roofs speak korean

[@independentquebec3500]

🇨🇦:I am offended

[@AmanSharma-sj4ir]

This all happens in Soviet😂😂

[@roccocoyote]

Chuck Norris showed up and communism collapsed. Coincidence?

[@izzmortality]

I think not

[@shaggyssensei4110]

showed up in a hotel? trivago? coincidence?

[@digh4407]

You showed watch the documentary Chuck Norris vs Communism

[@donspartan5403]

Send chuck to China now and to defeat the NWO

[@jimeb2jim256]

If Chuck Norris and the Trivago man are in the same hotel, communism returns.

[@arson536]

How you rate your awkward moment when you sit with your family in the lobby room and then suddenly there's youtuber barging in to the room and start mumbling about photo in there.

[@vladimirnikolskiy]

He said that about Thatcher.

[@SuperTonkers]

So crazy! Love these videos! They keep recommending and we keep clicking!

[@OneShotBam]

Sees a regular staircase* OH MY GOD A SECRET SOVIET STRAICASE

[@sfybskot]

So what? With such narrative watch it much more interesting. Imagine I'm telling you this with Russian accent, comrad

[@chukwow5738]

Lazaros papa 🤣🤣🤣

[@JM-yx1lm]

So what youre saying is Mr Bald is stupid. Your comment was incredibly stupid

[@r3n736]

actually it was the mirror that was secret entrance.

[@rilsoe]

They had to reinforce the foundation of the hotel just to contain the sheer mass of Chuck Norris.

[@buriedalive3192]

And they did it well! That's why instead of the foundation, the Soviet Union crumbled

[@jors6240]

Chuck Norris was nothing, Bruce Lee beat him.

[@coldarmy2926]

@@jors6240 who's dead ? Lol I'm a Bruce Lee fan too

[@clownphabetstrongwoman7305]

9:25 most likely the "ladies of the night" were KGB informants on every client there.

[@liamfirth2513]

i was so stoned just now and spinning out a wee bit, put this on and i'm feeling calm and content. Great vibe, thank you Bald.

[@zj-all2976]

I never finished the video. I've just been playing Bald's reaction at 8:30 on loop

[@neillahiri]

That should be a meme. He should make Merch out of it.

[@MEHtheshow]

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@andanssas]

Oh! 😯🤣

[@Armuotas]

Yeah, he's such a player. :D

[@MelissaJohnson23408]

Didn't catch it the first time. Thanks for heads up.!!

[@SamT40]

6:41 'slept very well' with a smirk on his face😏 7:03 Piano lady.. she looks like Slavic Gopnik Alina?🤔 Baldy dropping hints 😂😂 hes def tapping that

[@bbaa83]

I wonder why there are 2 pillows hmm.

[@kanziekOne]

Soviet baby

[@robertlund5694]

Are you 13?

[@FunkSoulBrother7]

Looool just noticed that smile

[@Soulvex]

@@keronpenny4581 you calling bald a pedo?

[@HEMANTGOSAVI007]

For anyone wondering which beautiful classical piece was being played at the beginning of the video, it was Waltz in C Sharp Minor by Chopin. I thought it was a really nice touch in the old Soviet Hotel!

[@GrumpyStormtrooper]

I was sad he didn't even mention the beautiful music

[@sergiorosales1689]

Ironic , being that the Soviets were raping Chopin's homeland that caused him to flee to paris

[@GrumpyStormtrooper]

@@sergiorosales1689 True, didn't think about it. Chopin and Poland won in the end. CCCP is no more, while his music will love on at least for centuries.

[@liljs4189]

@@GrumpyStormtrooper do you happen to know what Alina was playing in the piano?

[@evilazulan]

Thank you! I thought it was lovely and was wondering what it was

[@v.bsputnik9523]

If you look at all the architectural work it’s just mind-boggling stunning marble walls floors ceiling very impressive and beautiful

[@marinusdijkhuizen7629]

They had the Blyatles playing in that hall: John Lenin Paul McKhrushchevney George Halvason Ringo Redstarr

[@Martina-Kosicanka]

:D

[@Twuben]

This comment is underated

[@obsoleteprofessor2034]

The hidden elevator button takes you to the basement floor to a tiny room with a fantastic view where you can see all the way to Siberia.

[@jwilli726]

Haha perhaps a tunnel to Lubyanka?

[@gaiuslucius9380]

Easy path to gulag

[@harryg3639]

I see Alina makes a cameo appearance on the piano

[@princesssprinklesthecat4192]

Is that a porno reference?

[@cornelia7889]

@@princesssprinklesthecat4192 no, she actually appears at 7:01

[@andrewlipiainen4133]

The piano suits Alina

[@Sootycork]

Sounded like the Soviet piano-tuner had been sent to the salt mines some time ago.

[@wouterverheyden2486]

And replaced by a salt miner.

[@Volaths]

"How many times can I say Soviet today" Well my friend I can tell you; 56

[@hihihielegans4566]

PlainSailingWeather maybe he was saying it every 2 seconds so that the spies would get tired of spying on him😂

[@Volaths]

@@Infinityxx3 you know it boy

[@mikehans7461]

Netter than 57

[@sudipanroy3974]

LOL BWAHAHAHA

[@unknownplayer1766]

Thanks😂 Was looking for the counter somewhere

[@viktor14jaar]

6:42 The face says it all. And 10:07 confirms it :p

[@Kevin_21]

Lol

[@Hiilihankomies]

@@Kevin_21 A soviet upskirt

[@maxjb9941]

@@Hiilihankomies lololol

[@djwilliams605]

its his girlfriend has been for a long time

[@_ASSHOL3]

GIGGITY

[@thunderbolt2145]

I remember reading that Brezhnev had been stripped of the Soviets highest military decoration of World War II after his death in 1982 because he awarded it to himself- The Order of Victory of the Soviet Union. There were only 20 awarded in its history. I actually have seen the one presented to Dwight Eisenhower which is in his museum in Abilene Kansas, a few hours drive from where I live.

[@frankbruno7122]

Thank you Benjamin.. I really enjoyed this! Frank from Boulder, Colorado

[@Apexium]

The "Soviet lift" is actually made by Kone, Finnish company.

[@olliewalton361]

Lighten up pal

[@nxtaaa]

I've been inside a Kone lift getting lectured on this fact by a finnish person twice in my life and now this. Sensitive subject for Finns

[@bro-ic7uw]

perkele

[@HansDelbruck53]

It's in the Soviet Hotel, so in that sense, it is a "Soviet" lift.

[@Eurobrasil550]

Perhaps it was from the Soviet era when Finland was neutral and had relatively good relations with the USSR? , at least for a non communist country.

[@RaunoH]

You should go to Estonia and stay at "Viru Hotel" in Tallinn, because u can visit the old KGB bug room there.

[@icedem0n326]

Nice recommendation

[@roddevereaux1830]

I want to try viru beer because of the cool bottle, cant get it in Australia unfortunately

[@PeeterViljamaa]

Or Patarei vangla, though i don't know if they still let people in there. Most Estonians know either English or Russian so you should be fine language wise (younger people usually know English and older people Russian, since Russians can barely even speak Estonian I doubt that any of them can speak English

[@KasparOnTube]

or come to visit my apartmen block for true soviet lift experience :D:D

[@dmitrikovaljov2564]

@@PeeterViljamaa True dat, we Russians don't speak a lick of English, cheers mate

[@sawyermontoya]

Super super interesting. Thanks for the tour!

[@davidwatts968]

Hi Ben, I have been watching your fascinating Videos from Russia. Extremely well done On you for filming. I have never been there, but has inspired me to visit when we have all got through the Covid pandemic. From another Sussex resident

[@shortmotions]

Your videos in Russia, Belarus and former soviet countries are my absolute favourite. Can't get enough.

[@nico5173]

shortmotions same here. Greeting from France.

[@nakazul1]

I agree, Mr Bald needs to stop being bankrupt so we can get more content!

[@maxzak5310]

indian vids are funnier , soviet block seems ... empty

[@suvendu3594]

Same here

[@3DHDcat]

@@maxzak5310 i get headache from indian ones.Too loud

[@phoenixuniti8026]

0:34 Nobody noticed our Mr Putin here hanging around like a former kgb agent

[@thomasthomson9842]

I thought exact same thing lmao

[@dmitrsseleznev3771]

Well he is a former kgb agent, maybe nostalgic workshift

[@muglypunt968]

Haha same

[@attackhelicopter3860]

0:56 "He was a nice guy" Romanians: *N o*

[@pembrokerise]

Is sarcasm.

[@isetta4083]

It was sarcasm, he said Margaret Thatcher was too

[@attackhelicopter3860]

@The 740 nm Pill what the hell are you on about?? Were you in Romania back then to see in what conditions people were living? I'll admit, I wasn't either but my parents were and they told me all about it The goverment took from all equaly but when they had to give they barely gave anything to the people People literally had a card for bread and you couldn't buy more than 2 loafs per day You only had hot water coming from the tap only at certain times of the day Same goes for radiators There were long queeing lines at most grocery shops whenever the trucks came to bring in products He did do good things, like building the metro in the capital city or build the Transfagarasan Highway, but that really doesn't compensate for the conditions people lived in.

[@rogink]

@@attackhelicopter3860 You missed out the brutal conditions of kids in state run orphanages. Some of them were as badly malnourished as children in the Ethiopia famine.

[@Skrixm]

@@attackhelicopter3860 Commmunism in a nutshell

[@charlottethien3749]

Oh my goodness , Alinchik ! She made a good travel partner with Mr Bald on vlogs . Wonder how Little Fidel is doing ?

[@TheColorfultrash]

Opens secret door to find Hitler, Stalin and Tojo just straight vibing.

[@crack61616]

Shooting crocodil.

[@doctor-atuti]

@@crack61616 oh fuck no not crocodil ffs D: I have blissfully forgotten of the existence of that

[@crack61616]

@@doctor-atuti hahaha!that shit better stay forgotten man,right?😂

[@doctor-atuti]

@@crack61616 Absolutely :D

[@crack61616]

@chelaea19 on crocodil or what ya mean?😆

[@umairusman]

Everyone: staff exit in every hotel Him: secret soviet exit

[@mettinkaytaz6106]

I ABSOLUTELTY LOVE These Videos!!, Daily Bald / Bald & Bankrupt has fastly become my go 2 fav KZbin videos. SOVIET!!!! BTW I counted how many times you said "Soviet" in this video, in the space of 11 odd minutes you said it 54 times lol 🤣🤣👍✌, LOVE IT!!, Keep up the Stellar Work Mr Bald, back in Blighty we're proud of ya!!

[@havshkamusic2733]

I stayed in this hotel in 2019, so cool to see it again! I knew that some famous people slept there, but have to admit I knew little about its history. Great to find out about it!

[@0nurbis]

7:02 that soviet piano need a serious tune !

[@josephpayful]

Needs a serious Soviet* tune.

[@gaygambler]

Bruno Severs the council piano

[@dvchel]

@Bruno Severs Yeah, but Alinchik played it wonderfully. Didn't know she was musically gifted.

[@jacob1931]

Ikr

[@spannaspinna]

Joseph sounds like it’s just had a Soviet tune

[@HaiLsKuNkY]

what happened to part 2 of meeting the girls dad in belarus?

[@shrivelledknob1423]

Look it up on xvideos

[@shawn6925]

Warren Smith 🤢🤣

[@samuelnoklang7027]

Yes Bald, where is the continuation video??

[@MigthyDucksz24]

😂🤣

[@RajeshRavindranathan]

@@shrivelledknob1423 HA HA HA HA HA

[@jw9939]

Please more soviet videos! this is awesome....there is not enough of this content out there!

[@victorchaos3558]

This guy is the reason I'm going to spend years traveling around the former soviet union

[@AnthonyWabo]

Sounds like the piano hasnt been tuned since Soviet times 😂 Tbh, i'd love to visit Moscow

[@georgH]

Went to the comments just to check it :)

[@Tflexxx02]

Used during the International Tchaikovsky Piano Competition in 1958, won by Van Cliburn, but never tuned since?

[@williamhepfer8956]

I wonder if he was aware when he was in the Soviet elevator there was another man standing in back of him with a camera?

[@Setras]

That's the old known KGB trick. They dress like you imposting your reflection while in fact filming you with a handheld camera.

[@evcaselev]

These elevators aren't Soviet. They're KONE M-Series from Finland...

[@peanutbumber5009]

"And here we have the secret soviet agent."

[@obroni]

In Soviet Russia, mirror looks at you!

[@DanielAleksanderJensen]

Underrated?

[@liberator48]

When Chuck Norris went to the hotel, the hotel was the guest. But since it's Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris became the guest again. The facts cancelled each other out.

[@thursoberwick1948]

Chuck Norris single handedly ended the Cold War.

[@sott7309]

Who is Chuck Norris?

[@thursoberwick1948]

@@sott7309 Look him up Susan. Let's just say he isn't "high culture".

[@terot8341]

When Chuck Norris went to hotel, hotel didn't spy him. Chuck spied hotel.

[@OutdoorsWithShawn]

Chuck Norris is the only person who can slam a revolving door

[@tori9365]

😂

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

He can sit in a chair, lift up both feet, and still lift it off the ground.

[@serbia-ll1io]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there’s no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. 😎

[@FGuilt]

Chuck Norris wouldn't go to a hotel. Because Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. Ever.

[@serbia-ll1io]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice.

[@socalmx255]

I remember this hotel. Such a lovely place. The bar does smell a BIT like gunpowder. Which makes it perfect.

[@yogsoggoth]

>hotel >such a lovely place I see what you did there

[@chuffpup]

Plenty of room(s)

[@Kennymac8251]

The song they would sing on stage in the dining would be "Trolololololololo" A classic

[@davrastdavrast9308]

Every day of your life is an adventure. I love and envy your videos. Brilliant m8.

[@choustiny.825]

*_chuck norris didn't come to the hotel, THE HOTEL CAME TO HIM._*

[@user-ts1ne8qq8c]

Stfu kids

[@pollyaloy]

Chuck built that hotel using only 2 bricks

[@Spyninjasarethebest]

Love your videos keep showing more since looking your shows on Russia am so taken with everything Russia the country people lives are very interesting reminds me of my for fathers came to Trinidad from France and other European places settle on the mountains and lives about the same.

[@markusbrunner5706]

@@pollyaloy and no hands lol

[@pollyaloy]

@@markusbrunner5706 haha

[@redpanda6398]

Me: *walking down a corridor* Mirror: Blyat Me: What Mirror: What

[@vladimirglyva1976]

BLYADD

[@vladimirglyva1976]

@@uakarh6406 интеллектуально!

[@exys2086]

More like Me: *walking down a corridor* Mirror: Блять Me: What Mirror: Что

[@gollovonimmhof8417]

Blyat = Funny

[@sidd379]

Mirror answered: walk straight comrade

[@CreeperShorts]

"war criminals walked here" "ʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉ"

[@mokanaman]

Coke machine at the end of the video crushed my immersion of the Soviet period. Awesome video!

[@bujumbonno]

cool hotel but the mistery of the disappearance of the Gradno grandpa is getting bigger and bigger !!

[@tarunbhatt6051]

😂😂

[@DextraVisual]

Alina plays well, but that piano sounds like it hasn't been tuned since the Soviet era.

[@ohmyblindman]

In Russia piano tune you.

[@rumham7631]

do you know the name of the song she was playing?

[@BlazedBob]

hahaha agreed

[@andreykuchin6367]

@@rumham7631 Chopin? Year seasons?

[@rumham7631]

@@andreykuchin6367 I'm talking about 7:02

[@sultanabdulhaqiii1633]

Sometimes i don't know what to do after a long day of work. Than I see a video of Bald and Bankrupt and I click it, and just enjoy the small adventure.

[@daviddalby9699]

Wicked trip as always thanks buddy

[@dashtesla]

Use 50fps instead of 60fps in 50hz countries so the lights don't flicker

[@vladimiradoshev5310]

50hz country?

[@Kamikaze1896]

@@vladimiradoshev5310 Countries where lightbulbs have 50 hz

[@sGOLDENs]

Dash Tesla damn this guy knows phisics

[@bncarpenter17]

Some cameras have an anti flicker option too where you can set the hz

[@RovexHD]

Dash Tesla Don’t be a smarty pants

[@groetjesuitdehel]

Crikey: ✔️ Soviet: ✔️ Good bald and bankrupt episode confirmed

[@dnajournal4321]

I have a theory that Bald spent his youth training with the MI5 to defeat the Soviets, and then they disintegrated in 1991 when he was still junior in the dept. Now, he's doing a retirement world tour.

[@yearningpeins2398]

Absolute king energy flowing from this madlad.

[@h0lzm1chl]

I guess the 2nd bag in your room at 6:10 belongs to Alina huh?! Good job Mr. Bald!

[@robertlund5694]

You a virgin ?

[@marcopolo2395]

@@robertlund5694 yes i am!

[@GooglyEyedJoe]

That's a good spot I didn't notice that.

[@WallStreetBetsStocks]

Bald is getting lazy ever since meeting this bela RUSSIAN girl

[@codynash1212]

shes cute doeeeee

[@ExpDev69]

I would too

[@bigchivo4199]

@L F or getting drilled

[@dragenmaster5385]

im proud of him, she is cute and he should marry her

[@ImTheDudeMan471]

And what a fine excuse to get lazy over...

[@cityblock9979]

Bald: "I hope I don't end up like Oscar Wineburgh". Me: Are you talking about Otto Warmbier?

[@massivelymusic6006]

I’m a piano tuner. They should fly me out and let me tune that white grand!

[@americantopteam135s-t7]

Good for you, not many of you about anymore, eh?

[@massivelymusic6006]

@@americantopteam135s-t7 not really haha! You can find us if you look hard enough

[@tukangbobo]

yes out of tune, that what thinking from the first time lol.

[@massivelymusic6006]

@@tukangbobo exactly

[@user-pp7xo8qi3k]

Wow, that's by far the most bourgeoisie soviet hotel I ever did see!

[@DCM88]

@Larry XK Except for Trosky

[@mitchw7118]

DCM88 No shit, Trotsky was dead long before the hotel opened lol

[@snowflakemelter1172]

The leaders of the USSR never went hungry, thirsty, or waited ten years for a car made out of plywood .

[@jesscast5122]

@@snowflakemelter1172 Yeah, and they were ALL ZIONIST BOLSHEVIK JEWS....

[@Cruistar]

Ive counted for you Bald and bankrupt, you have said Soviet 56 times in that video. so there you go :p

[@ronr.511]

I appreciate the pure weirdness of you doing this.

[@karalodunne1349]

This is the hero we needed!

[@bootsypoots]

🤣

[@juanap132]

Oh, I was going to count, but now I don't have to!😂

[@Cruistar]

@@karalodunne1349 yeah i watched the video two times in order to complete my task ! second time with a click counter :P

[@garykee1]

your room reminds me of when I stayed at Hotel Ukraine! same interior! my room m=number was 707 and i had a great view of the streets and the memorial. great memories! thank you ben for the video!

[@ralfgroh5967]

Thx for sharing the tour of the Hotel Sovietsky. It does my Soviet loving soul good!

[@cccccuy]

The transition to Elena playing is pure genius

[@hanlj1440]

Walks around hotel openly vlogging. Charisma level: maxed

[@majorblitz__5689]

Hello dear

[@hanlj1440]

jay if you think he is so obnoxious why have you taken the time to watch and comment on his video? You are clearly a misogynistic twat 🙂👍🏼

[@majorblitz__5689]

@@hanlj1440 i Don't know abt mine being a misogynistic, but I'll surely need a girlfriend

[@stevendeitrich6933]

Stunningly Beautiful Hotel ! I think it would be facinating place to stay . I swear every Bald every vidio I watch your ( translator ) gets more attractive !

[@christiancroce7169]

I don’t think you said Soviet enough 🤣, great video as always!!

[@Anastas1786]

4:30 "It says here 'Staff Only'. Let's be naughty!" This is the part of the _Twilight Zone_ episode where you go down the stairs and walk out onto an unnumbered floor impossibly _in between_ 2 and 3, where no one ever seems to use the stairs _or_ the elevator, and 1953 plays out on repeat all year, every year.

[@roelheijmans]

I bet that piano hasn’t been tuned since the fall of the soviet union 😉

[@mickeskogen3184]

And we we eill make Make soviet union whole again

[@lurkster1974]

The fall of the which union?

[@ts3935]

Soviet piano*

[@dasguero9655]

I noticed that too...

[@Finlandlion]

Ye, that flygel has horrible sound

[@jeats5213]

There has been some hard nipples of information in this place! Truly amazing!!!

[@IMashabear]

Soo nobodys gonna talk about alinas amazing piano skills??!!

[@jorgefaleromazziotti1174]

They train well in the kgb

[@jettiful]

would like to know whats that piano piece shes playing

[@banjopete]

Piano needed tuning.

[@sam_mc8471]

@@jettifulits waltz op 64 no 2 by Chopin!

[@jettiful]

took 2 years but it was worth the wait for this answer. thanks @@sam_mc8471 !

[@Valhalla.Studio]

What happened to part 2 meeting your gf's dad in Belarus? :/

[@4921aaronsmall]

He died r.i.p

[@MR-od1bv]

Pulled out a mosin nagant after Bald asked for the hand of his daughter.

[@ankushzap]

bald had to run out for his life

[@epicmcgriddle7874]

Bald had to prove he was worthy of dating her. 1. Fight + armwrestle a Bear while downing a bottle of vodka. 2. Chug a Bottle of Vodka in under a Minute. 3. Dismantle, clean, arm, and shoot the Kalashnikov while downing another bottle of vodka under 5min. 4. Repeat Step 1. But instead of bear it is the Dad's turn.

[@DiscoStuu]

Heard they got caught give a BJ in his WC

[@DERISNER]

"Basic Instinct" moment @10:09 ...Baldy, you magnificent bastard! You`re hittin` that!

[@jesscast5122]

Yup! He's Tapping that shit!!! LOL

[@Beblue1337]

he's been tapping that for a while

[@grimyboyp3549]

Lucky arse

[@danielhenry1228]

xD

[@WCGwkf]

They're definitely not staying in seperate rooms

[@laxxboy20]

2:52 I do believe that's the first time I've actually seen something broken being fixed in your Russian videos 😂

[@christaunnasch932]

Wow! Alina is also a very accomplished pianist! x

[@BIGDZ8346]

7:02 this explains the double bed in his room 🤣👍👌

[@picklejuice4638]

Bald had a Soviet smash

[@BIGDZ8346]

@@picklejuice4638 He did say he slept very well in it with a smile, 😂👍👌

[@Ryan-qu7qj]

Next Bald and Bankrupt video: *Getting Married in a Soviet Church*

[@Chibanah]

Soviet church? Learn history please, the communist countries were closing churches and putting priests in prison... Yes there were churches, but they would never call themselves soviet, because these were enemies of the communist dream.

[@roddevereaux1830]

@@Chibanah its a joke bro

[@KAVINSKY311]

@@roddevereaux1830 soviet jokes? Learn history please. Communist countries were shutting down comedy clubs and putting comedians in prison. Yes there were jokes but they would never call themselves societ because these were enemies of the......... I got bored lol

[@l3quack]

@@KAVINSKY311 soviet bored? Learn history please. Communist countries were shutting down boredom and put bored people in prison. Yes there were boredom, but they never called themselves soviet bored! Because these were the enemies of the communist dream!

[@roddevereaux1830]

@@KAVINSKY311 youre as dumb as the first guy. I know alot more about the USSR than you ever will. I am Ukrainian born in Ха́рьков in the 70s

[@TammyMullins-tp5uf]

I just love your videos 😊

[@connielimon90]

yes I do like the room you stayed at in this place. I love the decor.

[@dimplesocktickletit7189]

Your subscriber count has absolutely rocketed since I discovered you some months ago. Just witnessing it has given me whiplash. Nice one mate, and well deserved.

It's all because of you, your wonderful.

[@Fillipe.356]

Indeed! Road to 1M

[@petewilliams4289]

Always happy when Bald and Bankrupt notifications appear.

[@buzzcrushtrendkill]

I think that is where Motely Crue, Ozzy, Scorpions, Bon Jovi stayed when they played the Moscow music festival in 1989. I have a faint memory of a video of some of them all in their rooms describing the place.