High Budget Boy // Jazz Emu

[@JazzEmu]

LYRICS I’ve been busy earning, in the office churning Have I got a lotta dolla? You can bet your bottom stirling. I’ve got cash for spending on you, a bit of retail cleansing Phone suspending, computer ending, no machine unless it’s vending. Spared no expense, I got that Bollinger on ice Oooh, ooh, ooh, it’s cold 300 pence, I could’ve made a cheaper icy choice But this type of ice was twice the price. Ooh, you’re looking at a high budget boy I’m earning and I wanna spoil ya Ooh, you’re looking at a high budget boy I think I just dropped my phone in the toilet. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. It’s a brand new phone. Just try to ignore it Global finance crisis, poles becoming iceless Mindless fighters joining ISIS, these the times that will divide us. You need a minute’s silence, baby I provide this Quiet doesn’t cost the world in fact with me it’s fully priceless. Oh baby, I’ve got my telephone in rice. And do you, do you, do you know, that baby You shouldn’t bin the grains, they still cook nice And you can only slightly taste your device Ooh, you’re looking at a high budget boy I’m spending my time on your pleasure Ooh, I recommend you add some sauce of soy Cause it slightly hides the metallic flavour. Ooh, you’re looking at a high budget boy Ooh, you’re looking at a high budget boy

[@Nothen]

Sometimes I really wonder if the video was shot before the song was written.

[@JazzEmu]

What came first: the chicken or the egg? Aristotle wondered this, and several decades later he died of natural causes. Be careful what you wish for.

[@fuckwit107]

@@JazzEmu You are terrifying, funky emu man. Never change.

[@vellss3524]

@@JazzEmu embrace the unknown shoot for it

[@glupigang1900]

@@JazzEmu I think what came first was a chicken laying an egg

[@paullambert288]

The one who’s smoking a cigarette, is the one who came first :-) big up jazz, I hope you blow up and take the world by storm ✌️

[@relaxedayax437]

If funkiness were a currency, you'll be the highest budget boy

[@maximilianwarren8296]

funk will always have currency, despite the passage of time

[@Dantevesalius]

As someone who works at the v&a and has since this video was filmed I'm desperately worried I was like two rooms away from this happening

[@thornels]

The thought of being so close to Jazz Emu, filming at that, would kill me

[@BeingCursed]

I would love to see a collaboration between you and Brian David Gilbert xD I feel like you guys could make some wicked fun songs. Lol

[@mangrovian1109]

I second this

[@gwynenoevealfonso3177]

I THIRD THIS, THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST THING EVER

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

Or him and Tom Cardy. All three of them collabing would be an absolute dream!!!

[@EssentialNPC]

hell to the yes please

[@Nickdeaugustine]

Throw in Vulfpeck as their backing band and it'd be legendary!

[@fifzeppelin]

1970s porno Radcliffe sounds different than I was expecting.

[@MarkusNapp]

Can't wait until KZbin starts recommending this to your actual audience in five years.

[@LolTollhurst]

And we will still be there, saying "none earned it more".

[@BlackRose3610]

We’ve arrived and we’re early

[@idaosbornfrandsen7162]

It only took 3 years!

[@GhastlyAce]

It only took 4 years for me LMAO

[@dainfinitum7819]

Close, 4 years

[@bolio9383]

The production is ridiculously good. I honestly am in awe of everything you put out. Until I start cracking up, that is.

[@Weeble_Warbles]

This shit gets me so pumped to review Medicare audits.

[@purplpnapl2933]

I cant get over the "I got my telephone in rice". It just sounds so good.

[@felixsegg5067]

Ok but this man has the looks, the humor AND insaaane talent. Like, how is this possible?!

[@ThatFreakingGinger]

Cheat codes from the year 2345

[@WretchedRaymond45]

FRFR

[@duakhe3820]

This song makes me feel like I'm in a different universe... I don't know how only so little people know about this man

[@chrisstraley2002]

This guy's confidence in public is freaking on the moon or something with his videos lol. it's like his artist Persona is the *COOLEST* guy on the planet! I *LOVE* it XD

[@ronsinsane]

Mmm yes. Some first thing in the morning Jazz Emu. Gonna be a good day.

[@GnJs6PackTraining]

High Budget Boy! I'm singing it right now.

[@MicahEdmonds]

This would be legit top tier Eurovision material.

[@emmahealy4863]

Omg you predicted We Also Wrote A Song? Are you secretly a talent scout for Dave? 😂

[@war_kittens]

That is a hell of a shirt, my friend. Definitely a high budget boy. Love this.

[@kerhaidet]

This is one of my favorites of all time!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@martinp3169]

I randomly foun this guy and now listening to him 24/7

[@Goose88]

money was the sequel to this

[@Holmesy1229]

That outfit alone costs more than my mortgage.

[@BlackKara]

This is the most intricate plea for a sugar parental unit I've ever seen.

[@Fanro3]

i love the line "but this type of ice was twice the price"

[@ezyto]

I wish I could be such a high budget boy

[@kerhaidet]

This song really makes me happy. The opening notes, for some reason, just get at my heart. It's a very sweet sounding song and a fun, funny video.

[@geoffstockton]

Musically, that was absolutely beautiful. Lyrically, hilarious and brilliant. The video production is outstanding also. Good stuff!

[@ciaotiziocaius4899]

So glad I discovered you through Value Select

[@cutlerrox06]

ikr

[@mercedesssg]

I have to keep returning to this because it’s truly a masterpiece 😌😌😌😌

[@ShaneStapler]

fire song. i beg on my hands and knees for an instrumental, the first little do-do-dos are so nice

[@FrenchCurlyFry]

How are there so little views?? I’ve been watching all the videos on your channel and how amazing they are is in contrast with how little views/likes there are. This is amazing?? Shared with my friend who loved this too. You totally got a sub from me and I can’t wait to see more!!

[@alecramseymusic]

daaaamn man, at it again, and your shit keeps getting more and more fresh. so stoked on this. the beats, the camera work, the tongue-in-cheek vibe of it all, and posting the lyrics too! hell yes archie. youre the shit, man.

[@dilanecemdeniz]

Nooo , that last split secooond !!!

[@kerhaidet]

It is impossible to overstate how much I love this song and how happy it makes me. From the very first notes my heart lightens and brightens, and my brain smiles.

[@rlobbest]

Came here from a short. I’m so thoroughly pleased. New subscriber here.

[@MickyTzzz]

This made my day, and my new ringtone.

[@comface]

I don't remember how I originally found your channel, and I don't remember subbing, but this has to be the most criminally undersubbed content on KZbin. Did you collab with someone else? Maybe that's how I found you?

[@Greerbowski]

Cheekbones so sharp he cuts alllll the ladies!

[@monkyboy559]

Good stuff

[@nkemani8372]

I clicked this accidentally and I am very happy I did. Love this man !!! Great stuff. If more people new about this they’d also love it

[@thesuncollective1475]

Ok YT just slam this in my mix..I gotta say I kinda dig it..the is quirky good!

[@Seldwin]

I love the shirt. NO. I fucking love the shirt.

[@alessandromercier]

Listening to this non-stop. Any chance for a spotify release? By the way, keep up being awesome and happy new year!

[@JazzEmu]

And a very happy Hogmanay to you Alessandro. Keep an eye out for the full album, available on all stores from Jan 20

[@tamedpassions9523]

okay you won me over i gotta sub now

[@irithindyr]

Criminally underrated, I share with friends! 😁👌

[@mr.tiddles556]

No human should be this jaunty

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

this boy is so high budget I hear even his clothes are crafted from recycled toboggans, now that’s wealthy

[@PernappleCartoons]

When is your newer stuff gonna be on Spotify Shit slaps

[@JazzEmu]

Less than 2 weeks (20 Jan)! See u there?

[@PernappleCartoons]

Jazz Emu oh dear, so forward, so direct, so fast. I suppose I could throw some hearts your way when they come out.

[@cecigata88]

Homie is killing it

[@mariavictor4324]

Rice cooking tips too..❤you are funk gold 👌🏽🫶🏽

[@alec-vo9uj]

i like this a lot!!!!! the song & video both make me very happy

[@afterimage1993]

You deserve so many more subscribers. Your music is BEE AY YOU TI FUL.

[@christokristoff2252]

Okay but this slaps harder than my homies abuelita so like

[@ryanogrady7389]

one of my favorite songs

[@SatanAzerath]

Love it bud. Keep 'em coming!!

[@karamazov9610]

Well, you've won me over. That's one sub for you.

[@Bebopopotamus]

I knew from the Thriller pose that this was gonna be a vibe.

[@mulethedonkey2579]

You know before I clicked on the video earlier I forgot, for a second, that it slapped.

[@WretchedRaymond45]

probably one of my favorites x)

[@dwarvendefender]

Im gonna start sharing your music like some people share their ignorance :P Without guilt and to anybody they see.

[@SuperQuincy420]

i swear i sang like this before i ever fell in love with your music

[@suemccashland]

if my future sugar daddy doesnt have this as his anthem, hes not my future sugar daddy

[@ambquinn]

plz upload to spotify, ilu

[@robbiecottle5044]

I'm just glad you had a nice day out at the Tate

[@hanna19469]

V&A?

[@Saito-boi]

You’re gonna get big soon I can see it 03/30/2022

[@jaspin555]

Can anyone tell me any artist JUST like this? Absolute banger even considering the humorous nature

[@staceylucas9335]

Tom Cardy 🎉😊

[@ryanm5317]

Ever thought of putting your songs together for an album on Bandcamp?

[@addisonbethel3292]

he's like filthy frank but chill and with a 80's vibe

[@LizHappened]

Why doesn't this have a million views? Am I missing something here?!/1?!?/?1

[@wizzardog3335]

The final shot of you taking off your glasses makes you look like Wilbur Soot. Maybe it's a British thing

[@VedantFalcon]

Please add lyrics. Love the vibe of this song.

[@stevenboxleitner4612]

I wanna see a collab w/ Jazz Emu and Lemon Demon soooo muuuuchhhhh XD

[@rnr3078]

this really milked my almonds

[@HallieEva]

Why am I immagining this as a day in the life of Daniel Radcliff.

[@Calcium_Comrade]

Good shit man Love your songs

[@hfs-lk5ip]

Mr. Emu you're so handsome! also 100th comment!

[@KirtConnorMusic]

Rice Bae.

[@moonlight_scribe]

Where are these locations?

[@jamiewells7199]

underrated as fuck

[@hahaplease97]

I recently asked my crush out.. Me: Hey, I think I have feelings for you. Do you wanna go out with me? Her: Sorry but you’re not my type. Me: um, so whats your type? Her: * *sends me this video* * (T.T)

[@ningnong1343]

Need bloopers nao~

[@Arc_TheAirPirate]

I want to buy your albums, without using iTunes, where? :P

[@Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx]

Bandcamp. And if you purchase on the first Friday of the month, he gets a higher percentage of the amount you pay (less fees taken out)

[@РузельФайзуллин-у5э]

What's the fate of the phone?

[@punkseth1]

Can I grow up to be like you

[@iletyoucallmestevesy]

great 'rics

[@HallieEva]

I dropped my phone in a puddle, I put it in a fruit dehydrator and it fixed it.

[@harryfbrice]

I highly recommend you add some sauce of soy, he a high budget boi!

[@adambushman6096]

We need Jazz Emu x Ginger Root

[@KAT-bt5qg]

This guy, Jack Stauber, and Bill Wurtz are the same people but in different genres

[@gamebuster800]

How to get cheap expensive stuff: - Buy all expensive stuff as a business expense - Put it in a music video about expensive stuff - Enjoy!

[@hannah2278]

Oh, your sugar daddy bought you a purse? That's cool I guess, but mine seasons my rice with iPhones.

[@Zivhayr]

One more thing about sauce of soy, It's low in price and high in flavour.

[@jamhentv]

nice upload keep itup

[@eminempreg]

Need me a man like this

[@WizReefa999]

Congratulations you have found the alternative ending/////////////////////////////////// The good ending 😊

[@Arc_TheAirPirate]

Put it on potato quality and this looks so believable 70s xD

[@TheLemonyOne]

You must be high budget to have a phone AND a camera. The rest of us would be using our phones to film like peasants.

[@surf2chick]

Emu, you're hilarious, sexy and funky! Keep on doing what you're doing! By the way, I feel like you and Jackie Moontan would be a perfect match to go on tour together 😍.

[@Fematika]

Disappointing that this isn't 4k, makes me think that you aren't actually a high-budget boy.

[@nkemani8372]

Fematika lol 😂

[@JazzEmu]

What's a bigger number - 1080 or 4? I think that answers your question.

[@Fematika]

@@JazzEmu Wow, I never thought of it like that! 270x better, 270x the budget.

[@jojojorisjhjosef]

I thought it said 2009.

[@connoisseur428]

I want to dress like that