High Seas Trader - ProJared

[@PeanutButterGamer]

I would mutiny if I was the captain too. I'd mutiny myself.

[@CyrusTheYoshi]

+PeanutButterGamer Mutiny overload

[@Cunt143]

peeb

[@shiftyassburger5405]

+ethanwdp Price nice

[@JackBlox]

+PeanutButterGamer sup

[@AngelicaSpyro]

+PeanutButterGamer Hi PBG. I love your stuff.

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

"Oh my god, I've become a drug lord! Nice..." I think you're forgetting that you also started as an arms dealer.

[@Jacoboby1]

Well they always say you should diversify your investments...

[@PenumbranWolf]

Cpt Projared, sitting on the yard of his massive Villa outside of Lisbon, a few years before the massive earth quake: This is why we have nice things...

[@SpaceHamsterGames]

I played a TON of Lords of the Realm 2.

[@HateTaxesWASt]

+SpaceHamster Screw droughts in that game, those were the worst!

[@Harmaxium]

+SpaceHamster Same here!

[@DoseOfDhillon]

+SpaceHamster CONGRATS!! OMG! !MY LIFE HAS CHANGED!!! OH GOD SUBSUBSUBSUBSUBSUBSUBSUB.

[@gangatalishis]

+SpaceHamster review halo 5 plz

[@catherine99]

I did too.

[@dragonlordex]

ProJared: Talks about how he likes that this game promotes good, honest trade over killing and looting. Also ProJared: Makes most of his money in-game through guns and drugs.

[@ZanathKariashi]

War-profiteering and Drugs

[@DrDolan2000]

It's all about what's more fun

[@AtlasBlizzard]

Gotta give props for historical accuracy

[@Inferno144]

'Oh My god! I've become a Drug Lord! .......Nice.'

[@thesecretsuspects]

what if Pablo Escobar was a ship captain

[@revstalker7334]

and probably fueled a few dozen revolutions with guns. ....Yeah, I don't know whether I should like captain ProJared or not.

[@psychotic17]

It's a prerequisite to marry Nicki Minaj!

[@french_bread4961]

Projared is best drug lord.

[@GuardianTam]

We need to keep this comment at 420 likes.

[@NyQuilDonut]

The opium trade part fucking killed me. Opium was a huge problem in those days and Jared took full advantage.

[@psalmweems1526]

It actually wasn't a that much a problem, most people never got addicted to it since it was in limited supply and it has a lot of medicinal properties if used right

[@Gammera2000]

And the people who did get addicted where typically nobles and other rich people.

[@NyQuilDonut]

+101391611163402803603 Horribly false. Both of you. The English were smuggling Opium into China at rates so high that the Chinese government was getting super pissed at England. They were turning a lot of Chinese citizens into opium junkies. Typically why when you think 'opium den' you think of asian guys sitting around smoking opium.

[@Gammera2000]

lasoogneypubes Oh yeah, I do remember hearing of that.

[@thesaltmerchant4564]

lasoogneypubes well when in Rome...

[@landonwilson1837]

"So many other games are about killing things to get money, and having a game about getting money without violence is refreshing." A couple of seconds later.. "The best and fastest way to make money is GUNS!"

[@williampeterson7032]

+Landon Wilson Well, it's not like he's doing the killing and violence. =P

[@Gammera2000]

He's giving others ways to kill each other, he's not killing anybody... other than those pirates.

[@pacman0712]

Landon Wilson I love capitalism :/

[@erlanddrow7950]

Also a few seconds later... "the best way to be daring is to fight pirates"

[@redrasegarden]

Taliesin Neumayer he said (apart from the cannons) he had no real control over the fights

[@bloodrunsclear]

'I want to be in AMERICA! WHEEEE...mutiny' To be fair that's pretty historically accurate XD

[@Green-Raccoon777]

How did Christopher Columbus avert THIS?!

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

@@Green-Raccoon777 HAX!!

[@ZilRockbottom]

@@Green-Raccoon777 He nearly didn't! XD

[@stevefromlatvia79]

"Yeah! We can take 'em!" ~Little Pirate Ship That Could, 1657

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

Famous last words

[@loganreads90]

YO! I think I remember you from G+!

[@mysticmidgit6795]

The story of the Little Pirate Ship That Could was so magical...I am going to be telling my grandchildren that shit

[@lucasgamble5538]

I'm going to tell my little sister the story of the little pirate ship that could

[@jacobc8036]

Mystic Midgit “grandpa...tell me a story”

[@soupgirl1864]

@@jacobc8036 The Little Pirate Ship That Could sailed into the wrong port, if you know what I mean ;)

[@LGR]

Echoing others, but the Lords of the Realm games are top-notch :) But yeah, High Seas Trader! Somehow I ended up with two bxoed copies of it because I thought I didn't already have it. I gave the second one to a friend and he *also* forgot he already had it. Something about this game is attractive yet forgettable, haha.

[@A_Player]

Nice seeing you here!

[@TheBrazilRules]

+Lazy Game Reviews Coming from you anything is possible when talking about DOS games.

[@catapultingwizard5160]

+Lazy Game Reviews Darude - Sandstorm

[@noonehome3952]

Attractive yet regrettable is a pretty good review of this game.

[@cagedstowgee4991]

Holy cow, I have a boxed copy too! Where did this come from!?

[@yungtown]

Hahaha. That story telling moment. Freaking hilarious.

[@ergoth154]

Your Mario Maker rap is legit bro, keep it up!

[@swishfish8858]

+yungtown Hey look, a popular youtuber posted a comment! Let's suck up to them and praise them endlessly for things that have nothing to do with what they've actually said!

[@catapultingwizard5160]

+yungtown Darude - Sandstorm

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

+Michelle Lehto Oh look a comment that states the obvious for some but not all! Such a rare find.

[@nathannburch3191]

SUB TO YOUNGTOWN

[@pushinguproses]

You borrowed someone's DOS game and never gave it back? I approve.

[@lucinae8512]

I asked my brother to borrow his 3DS so I could play Fire Emblem Awakening. I've never given it back since.

[@TheChaosDragoness]

When I was a kid I borrowed my aunt's copy of Banjo-Tooie on N64 and never gave it back. I still have it to this day.

[@acid_kat4000]

Yea i once stole my dads copy of jones in the fast lane that was a good game...

[@XanderPGK]

PushingUpRoses yep

[@RandalfElVikingo]

PushingUpRoses You borrowed that suicide girl look from the 2000's and never gave it back

[@RR-wz1cl]

OH GOD. I'VE BECOME A DRUGLORD. Nice.

[@Ratciclefan]

Richard Peng the best part is his face.

[@lucinae8512]

TRADER. Drug TRADER.

[@devalt1]

The little pirate ship "fuck me let's get out of here" line still gets me to this day xD

[@EpicFichti]

I just love Jared. His videos are so worth my time

[@ben_that_is_fresh6696]

Definitely, no truer words were ever said.

[@MichaelKaraman42]

+K-OnForLife ^^^^^^^

[@combustbanx]

+K-OnForLife word

[@williancruz9657]

+K-OnForLife Wonder if truth or fanta sea

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

+K-OnForLife Too bad his Opium trading led to the Opium wars,which led to the Century of Humiliation and the rise of Mao Zedong.

[@TheBrianJ]

"Booty not guaranteed" PROJARED YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME TO THE NEW DAY.

[@blitzerker2418]

True. NEW DAY ROCKS!! NEW DAY ROCKS!! NEW DAY ROCKS!!

[@TheZigzagman]

Awwww sniggity snooty You gotta feel it in your booty. Come on now, feel the powah!

[@taskerirl]

+TheBrianJ Get ready for your comment to be in next hate comment read in Magfest...

[@TheBrianJ]

Huh? I don't understand what you mean.

[@shoefly91]

He is unworthy of the unicorn power

[@countesschewi2399]

Kind of reminds me of "Sid Meier's Pirates!" That was always fun. And it's the only video game I really managed to get my dad to play (he plays it _all the freaking time_, to the point of buying his own copy for his own PC).

[@nanowasabi4421]

Yeah, the best part about Pirates is that it lets you choose whether to be a ruthless tyrant, a pirate hunter, or just a trader. Although I think we can all agree that being a trader is only fun for one play through.

[@happinesswins]

i love that game!! Im going to go play it now 😊

[@TheLastRaven6]

+NanoWasabi But we can all agree on one thing, FUCK THE SPANISH! EASY PLUNDER A-HOY!

[@liamedwards7644]

Love that game, if you want to be a merchant, you can be that, pirate, you can be that or even a privateer

[@itzzToon]

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT "This game reminds me of 'Pirate's'". I freaking loved that game!

[@AniGaAG]

I love the energy that many of your videos have, both old and new. Just this raw "Hey guys, check out this weird game I found!" energy. It's infectious.

[@Harune_dot_exe0]

Binge watching your reviews dude. I like these kinds of games too, not sure there are any recent games like these.

[@cfeauto5938]

Sid Meier's pirates is about as close as you can get. still good but i'd love a modern remake of something like that

[@aidenromine1000]

John Ronel Gomez what about Madden 2020 huh?! Love the lore of that series 😁

[@Harune_dot_exe0]

@@aidenromine1000 Oh yeah. I prefer the Madden 2020. To think one studio was able to make 2020 games, beats Final Fantasy. Hahahaha I remember that review.

[@Harune_dot_exe0]

@@cfeauto5938 yeah I remember having one on the psp. Used to play it casually though.

[@Mandaiish]

5 months later so apologies but rise to Venice is probably your best bet its like an updated patrician 3 or 4 but with an optional campaign story

[@assadi89]

Didn't we all have that one game we didn't understand back then and kinda grew up with? For me it was Might and Magic 2

[@bandanasplitzzz]

Pokemon Ruby for me

[@PhantosTheHedgehog]

+Marcel El Assadi mine was Quest for the dragon bone staff for the PS2

[@tomerilan4647]

+Marcel El Assadi Simcity 4, I still don't get it.

[@assadi89]

Hope you all went back to those every now and then

[@hugo-ig7kl]

+Marcel El Assadi Mine is kinda shit, it was also like the first game I played through properly. But it was Spider Man Web Of Shadows. I played through the game without leveling up at all or unlocking any combos by accident

[@TheTeamPlayers]

Don't worry Jared, we were all "that kid" at least once.

[@meghanmayko9470]

The Team Players i once borrowed a game and forgot to return it. By the time I remembered to give it back, my friend sold the console

[@sonicrocks53]

The Team Players i was even worse! I borrowed someones memory card as a kid and i still have it!

[@MythlyInari]

I borrowed a copy of Pokemon Explorers of Sky from a friend in middle school... I completely forgot I had borrowed it, until after he moved out of the state. *welp*

[@Tigerman4545]

The Team Players I stole my cousins copy of some Atv Off-road Fury for ps2. He found out and yelled at me and told my parents. I was grounded for the next couple days.

[@zunk_funk]

The Team Players I was accidentally that kid. I borrowed a game and every time he came over he forgot to get it back. I have haad the game for 5 years

[@Arlenthasala]

Being a British person who doesn't live in Liverpool I really enjoyed that ending.

[@bigcheesing]

+Arlenthasala Portugal 4LIFE. Get rekt brit skrub. P.S: That was a joke please don't take it seriously.

[@sjc9782]

+Arlenthasala I live in Liverpool and I still enjoyed It

[@TheMetalwolf77777]

i just died at that "omg i've become a drug lord...nice"

[@Canada1994]

The game starts in 1650 and has New York in it. New York was the Dutch colony of New Amsterdam until 1664.

[@Mcl_Blue]

There's just one thing I didn't quite understand about this game... How exactly *do* you beat it?

[@projared]

+Marcelo Cabral Lima Once you have the highest estate, enough treasures, and rank up 5 times, you earn the rank of " Viscount"... and that's it. You win.

[@Bluecho4]

+ProJared So basically, if you've decided "eh, I have enough wealth now", the game is over. There's something wise about that, really.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

+Bluecho4 That's pretty much how Sunless Sea played, and that's why I never beat that either. It turned into such a grind.

[@otakuribo]

I'm guessing you beat High Seas Trader the same way you win at Monopoly. Which is, to say, that you get money until everyone gets bored and gives up.

[@FlameKing91]

+ProJared I always felt Jared had that criminal mastermind mentality. 8^P

[@DaveControlLive]

I actually loved Lords of the Realm II, haha. (Just ironic that was your example).

[@darthnoir6370]

+DaveControl Out of topic, but when are you releasing your next video about video game consoles? XD I would love to see you touch on the NES. Or the PS1. :)

[@CrimsonFox36]

+DaveControl Coincidental. not ironic.

[@DaveControlLive]

+Lorenzo Canquin I'm not sure yet! I'm working on an NES one right now, but there's so much research that goes into making them, it takes a while (and a lot of reading) for me to get to the point where I'm comfortable writing an episode! I'm hoping sometime in December. (As I have other videos planned for this month).

[@xruno841]

+DaveControl +ProJared LORD OF the Realm II is one of the best game of all time... review it please!!!

[@jackkliegerman5909]

"Oh god I've become a drug lord! Nice." And this is why Projared is the best channel on KZbin.

[@tonyhakston536]

The Little Pirate Ship That Could is the most beautifully inspirational story ever.

[@gurvmlk]

It teaches the valuable lesson of never giving up, even if it kills you.

[@Xifihas]

Tony Hakston It's also an amazing cautionary tale. "Don't start shit you can't survive".

[@lelouchvibritannia9542]

The moral is one of the most useful things I have ever heard: If its called "Bagoom", don't fuck with it.

[@theduchyofmilanball3157]

"I sailed from india to southeast asia selling opium and made bank" Congratulations, you have done an opium wars. Great Britain would be proud.

[@JamesTobiasStewart]

We are, now ideally he should have seized an island or two while he was at it, but we admire the effort.

[@AtlasBlizzard]

I love how all these old PC games sounded. Those synths have a very old-school PC feel and it makes me very nostalgic.

[@KaibaSeto.]

Daggerfall's tavern music still my favorite

[@performa9523]

The proper reaction to the realization that you've become a drug lord: "Nice."

[@squirrelguy2195]

The Little Pirate Ship that Could is the greatest story ever told.

[@andrewsegers7942]

I borrowed privateer on many floppy discs years ago. We didnt install the sound.

[@fukyomammason]

6:40 I mean, I'm fairly certain pirate ships *were* often smaller, but more very heavily armed and faster than merchant ships.

[@captaint1153]

8:05 Did you smuggle them inside carebears, Jared? Goddamnit Jared, you were the best damn cop the town has! We had faith in you!

[@johno1544]

Way to do great in this game selling drugs and guns +1 for historical accuracy

[@TheGunmanChannel]

The drugs are where the money's at 😆😆

[@therudestofclouds2007]

8:22 shoulda sold it in china, youd' get more tea that way

[@DrDingleDangle]

Then he could have used his soldiers to try to put down a rebellion in about 220 years. Maybe by some boxers.

[@therudestofclouds2007]

Brian Holmes I was referencing the opium wars what the hell are you talking about

[@DrDingleDangle]

+Wyatt Williams The Boxer Rebellion, which was the culmination of years of Chinese resentment of the international domination of China as a result of the opium wars.

[@therudestofclouds2007]

Brian Holmes ooooOOOooohh i'l research that

[@SleepyOcto]

Its very depressing so be warned.

[@TanaraKuranov]

"This isn't really the kind of game a kid would enjoy playing." So much of my childhood was obscure sim games and things about stocks, investing, or business. Maybe I was just a really strange child. Then I get into the real world and I'm no good at any of it. Such is life.

[@obsoletegeek]

Mrs. Dos

[@bludj992]

Mr. DOS

[@steamboatwill3.367]

Ms. DOS.

[@fourfascinatingfrogs]

Holy crap! I love lords of the realm II!

[@lwright9690]

Projared: 10:51 The two remaining Beatles: I feel a disturbance....

[@bluelfsuma]

I was THAT kid, too, once. My elementary had this "Teddy Bear Picnic", where everyone brought their plush animals to school and had special lunches. I forgot to bring a toy almost every year. One year, my friend Samuel let me use his rabbit toy. I loved that thing. It was so cute, and I wanted it. So, after the Teddy Bear picnic, I just kept saying I forgot it at home. I did this every day until Samuel stopped asking. And I still have it, right now, in my massive pile of plushes. It fills me with both joy and shame when I look upon it.

[@rukibelki2422]

Theres nothing like listening to some classic pro jared clips and playing games late at night. Love ya jared

[@slowbrochamp703]

"Oh my god, i've become a druglord....... nice" -projared 2015

[@AdamYJ]

+slowbrochamp And before that he sold guns. So, first he was an arms dealer and then he was a druglord.

[@AtlasBlizzard]

@@AdamYJ So basically, he was a bona fide capitalist.

[@zidanetribal1406]

Commenting something positive so I can mutiny all the negative ones! So glad you cleared your name Jared!

[@SoulYard7]

I'm a simple Portuguese Jared, I hear Portugal, i like the video.

[@h3nder]

So even if someone shit talks your country you will like.

[@SoulYard7]

StaTeBoliUvoGoogle? That's not how it works

[@JaelinBezel]

Soul Portugal doesn't get represented in fiction much.

[@SoulYard7]

Cody Hines That's why i like it when it is

[@JaelinBezel]

Soul Neither is Spain. Which is why I believe Elena of Avalor takes place in fictional Spain rather than Mexico.

[@lotrdude13]

I love the soft monotone description of what the Little Pirate Ship That Could thought, it makes it so much funnier. I'm glad I'm rewatching all your videos. I remember when you released this episode. Man, how time flies.

[@evanhoward3140]

Impressions games *do* stick with you. For me it was Caesar III, which I played as a kid.

[@AceAttorny]

I agree. There's just something about having a normal job in video games that's pretty cool. I don't know why, but that's the way it is. Travel across the frozen tundra and collect 20 Tusk-Whale hides for some random dude? Yawn! Travel across the frozen tundra and collect 20 Tusk-Whale hides to sell to a client of yours? AWESOME I think it's one of the reasons I like Monster Hunter.

[@tbonevideos23]

Isn't this basically why papers please is so good?

[@AceAttorny]

tbonevideos23 Yeah. That and soul-crushing depression.

[@tbonevideos23]

AceAttorny oh yeah.... I forgot about that part.....

[@lukestover2207]

+AceAttorny you should also check out caravaneer 2 on gamesofhonor.com

[@ravenknightvincent2722]

I'm fairly sure a random dude and a client of yours is not that much of a difference.

[@alucardumineko316]

The little pirate ship that could is the reason I keep re-watching this video. Laugh everytime.

[@jacobmonks3722]

Adol J. Rojas I keep watching just for this part: "Oh my God, I've become a drug lord!...............Nice."

[@nightmarston2156]

Nerdy George Washington tru tru

[@nicolask.3825]

Adol J. Rojas I keep rewatching for "I like Capitalism"

[@Ratciclefan]

Same.

[@joshuadarrow]

"HEY LIVERPOOL! SUCK IT!" -ProJared 2015

[@royhoetelmans470]

Joshua Darrow what does he have against Liverpool it's a cool city

[@Marc-lf4du]

Roy Hoetelmans dern scoucers

[@francoispellerin4268]

Aerobiz was awesome! Still have the cartridge in a drawer somewhere.

[@KomodoMagic]

8:22 Queen Victoria during the Opium Wars

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Laugh if you want. My uncle was a navigator on the little Pirate Ship that could. Don't worry, I'll get my pirate revenge some day.

[@tanyaharmon6739]

Anime revenge plot

[@BigBirdJay]

8:26 The reaction when someone becomes blinded by power.

[@TrocaTheNero]

It would be cool if a reboot of this game came out with more stuff to do. Maybe you could create entire trade guilds spanning across the world, maybe there could be wars breaking out between colonial powers and you have to deal with warships at sea and how the wars affect prices on certain goods, maybe you could do pirate-ish things like finding legendary artifacts to either sell or display in your residence etc.

[@justinkroboth360]

Dude, Aerobiz is fucking dope! And I love how frequently you use music from it in your videos. So good.

[@StriderOwO]

I don't think I'll ever not laugh at the friendly little potshots Jared and PBG take at each other

[@thedavischanger]

Yes, I remember Lords of the Realm II. It was awesome. "Cli-click on the county you wish to view."

[@amyconner2034]

Projared is literally the best game reviewer ever.

[@5carecrow94]

Amy Conner As opposed to figuratively

[@mBUSHattack]

It reminds me of an earth based prototype of No Man's Sky.

[@spacebread3105]

it suck?

[@thedeerking7220]

Hey come on now spacebread. Don't just jump to insulting a game people may like.

[@thedeerking7220]

Hi I'm nobody and I like no man's sky.

[@thedeerking7220]

First of all, that is not how you use periods. Second of all just because the Internet consensus says something sucks doesn't change the fact that whether or not something sucks is still a matter of opinion. Because you like the green lantern movie then by definition you don't think it sucks and that's okay. My point in all of this is that you shouldn't make sweeping statements like "nobody like no man's sky" or "because I like it doesn't mean it doesn't suck" because both of those are matter of opinion issues and therefore makes both statements wrong (also learn how to use a god damn period correctly)

[@Jrez]

I actually enjoy No Man's Sky but it certainly sucks.

[@Lexyvil]

Jared, I'd love to see you play Dwarf Fortress sometime (assuming you haven't yet) and record your progress as it is quite the hardest game to learn and master but also the most rewarding when you do know the mechanics. It's highly realistic in terms of content and it's 3-D by employing Z-level. The game has two game mode, Fortress Mode (build your own fortress and manage your own civilization of dwarves) or Adventure Mode (control a single adventurer in the world you created and do what adventurers do). It's basically a mix of every genre into one. Also, Kirby 64 Music at the beginning! :D2:10 King's Quest VI Music! 3:22 Super Mario RPG Dodo the Bird's Theme! 6:28 Yoshi's Island's Story Telling time! 8:08 E.V.O Search for Eden! Some of the stages, mainly within the Amphibians level~ 9:27 I don't know :( But I want to know.

[@themissinfowar6629]

I really like Transport Tycoon for the same reason. So relaxing transporting goods by train, truck, plane and boat. Watching your trains speeding by.

[@Roguhr]

This was one of my favourite games as a kid :D That and Machiavelli: The Prince, same theme, different style :)

[@burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154]

"OH MY GOD; I'VE BECOME A DRUG LORD!" "nice."

[@lizard81288]

Spice & Wolf the video game?

[@projared]

+lizard81288 I LOVE THAT ANIME!

[@tenshyuki]

+ProJared i like that you respond to all your comments.

[@Delathir]

+ProJared You ever play that game Recettear by Carpe Fulgar? You can beat that game just from running your shop, although it does have dungeon crawley gameplay and other options if you choose.

[@lookslikeEzio]

+ProJared that anime makes a grown man despair. I literally had a 1 week downtime after watching season 2, because I knew that there will never be a season 3. It got so bad, I bought all the Light novels to have a proper end of the story. It was worth it though.

[@lookslikeEzio]

+otakuploader i'd trade all the shitty ecchi that's out there nowadays for the third season.

[@juliushowlett7247]

The Little Pirate Ship That Could story made me LOL... well done.

[@meekomakko]

4:26 AEROBIZ WAS EPIC!!! I used to play it all the time!

[@TimmyHD]

I saw you editing this, and I think it's going to be a good one!

[@JoaoSchoen]

+TimothyHD It's not like (in my opinion) there is something like a bad projared video.

[@TimmyHD]

João Victor Schoen True!

[@rajivsbhatia333]

+TimothyHD rightt

[@Lolo-ep1pk]

+João Victor Schoen there are no "bad" ProJared videos, just "good" and "less good" videos.

[@housesinmotion6031]

Yeah, PBG, why aren't you bring mutinied?

[@shadesoul4247]

Why IS PBG the example?

[@cameronklepacz9584]

+ShadowVanish 42 In the video, when he is talking about the helmsman being thrown overboard, he put PBG's face on the picture

[@XxTheRealArceexX]

+Cameron Klepacz I think they meant why is PBG's face on the guy. I don't know though, I could be wrong o:

[@cameronklepacz9584]

Yamazaki Chizuru Possibly

[@WaliKhan-gx8ki]

+ShadowVanish 42 they both usually mess with each other in their videos

[@distortedcobalt]

Mmm it’s nice to see a comments section completely untouched by the projared fanbase mutiny of May 2019

[@strain42]

Just wanted to say that this is seriously one of my favorite episodes. Good job, Jared

[@midshipman8654]

glad you did a video on a little known game. its actually really interesting! really happy you brought it to my attention.

[@ProfessorDragonsong]

I love the fact that Jared and pbg take jabs at each other

[@AdellRedwinters]

We need a game in this style with a One Piece level of motivation where your end goal is to explore and find some super epic hidden treasure some badass pirate hid and challenged everyone to find.

[@Whightknight16]

honestly this is probably my favorite review, I also love these types of games

[@gamithemighty5932]

0:51 thats nice ... so, can i have my samurai warriors game back for my ps2? my samurai warriors extreme just doesn't feel right without it...

[@Gojiro7]

Jared, you have some of the best comedic delivery on youtube ^_^

[@Xirbtt]

The little pirate ship that could.... Never forget!

[@gamer708886]

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when you said "OMG I've become ad drug lord....nice"! XD

[@thetwistedtoast5175]

These videos are straight shots of nostalgia to me at this point

[@Dorian_Scott]

*_"Oh my god! I have become a drug lord Nice..."_* Says the man who started out a weapons dealer

[@DeerestAshe]

6:28 the little pirate ship that could Best story I’ve been told in ages

[@dusty2366]

A cannonball just flew through the window of my Liverpool apartment and broke my fridge. Thanks Jared

[@Monkey_SK]

TheGreatMizuti he really didn't like the other Impressions game he tried, Kenny Daglish Soccer Match and has held it against us in Liverpool ever since.

[@TheLunasticks]

I know I'm gonna sound like a complete d!ck, but I DO love your videos Jared, I think they're great... it's just... Where have the one minute reviews gone to?

[@GM_Darius]

+The Lunatic Fridge I believe he mentioned in one of his streams of the new LoZ game (The only 3 people multiplayer one) that he's stopped doing them to focus on his full reviews. Or something to that effect.

[@TheLunasticks]

+TheGamerDarius Ok then, I understand. :)

[@GeorgePerakis]

+The Lunatic Fridge Fuck the One Minute Reviews. Waste of bandwidth. I don't even bother with any youtube video under 5 minutes at this point, and even then I prefer longer 10-20-30 minute videos. Hell, I'd love it if he could make his standard reviews even longer and more in-depth. These videos require more effort, are better quality and they're more worth watching, plus they keep you entertained for a longer time span. The One-Minute-Review clog up my feed more often, aren't long enough to satisfy and often just don't interest me. Watching pointless little single-minute-long "reviews" of games everyone already knows about is just not my thing either. That's also why I fucking love Jared, JonTron and a bunch of other youtubers, and why the only Screwattack videos I ever watch any more are Death Battles.

[@TheLunasticks]

George Perakis Well, I think the one minute reviews were quite an enjoyable little mini series. They conveyed a great deal of information on a game. You could know nothing aobut a game, and then, after watching, you could easily decide whether you wanted to buy the game or not. Also, they didn't take too long to make, so he could easily make Pro-Jared videos of old school games, and then the one-minute reviews of modern games. It was great to know what ProJared knew about a bunch of modern games, without having to wait to long for another video. Jared tried doing Angry-Joe type of videos to review modern games like Beyond: Two Souls and SimCity. I would love to see more of those! I love hearing Pro Jared talk about modern games, though now he almost exclusively does retro games, which is a damn shame, because I learn so much by watching his modern reviews.

[@GeorgePerakis]

The Lunatic Fridge I don't really mind what sort of game Jared talks about in his main ProJared videos, as long as they're interesting and I didn't really know about them before he did the video. But if he just does a video on a game just because it's new and famous and people want to know his opinion on it, odds are he's not going to enjoy making the video as much as making a video about a game that actually interests him, and that's going to rub off on the quality of the final product, which will mean shitty videos and an overworked Jared. Not to mention that uninteresting, boring games make for uninteresting, boring videos in general. And I don't want to overwork Jared by having him handle a whole bunch of side project like the one minute reviews while he's trying to keep up the pace on his main videos. And I think we all prefer the main videos. Plus, sure the concept of the one minute review is kinda cool and all, if you're like IGN and lots of none-subscribers come to your channel frequently through youtube search just to find out about whatever games they're interested in. But if you're a channel working for NormalBoots alongside JonTron and other similar, subscriber-oriented channels, you're gonna want to retain the attention of your subscribers with longer and all-around interesting, quality content, not neat little packets of compressed information being delivered at a hurried pace. Those neat little packets are only interesting if you asked for them specifically in the first place. Do you understand what I'm trying to get at here?

[@luisgonzalez5482]

"OMG. I've become a drug lord... Nice..." -Jared Looool xD

[@peterdaviesracing]

8:21 - 8:27 - I was just thinking to myself: "Doesn't that make you a drug dealer at the very least?" :D "Nice." That expression. Priceless. 10/10.

[@brianwalters8641]

High Seas Trader and Lords of the Realm II WERE my childhood! Love them both and still play them!

[@LemonTree9280]

Super Bagoom...Sonic Blast Man reference?

[@jasonjean5333]

" OH MY GOD I'VE BECOME A DRUG LORD... nice " What a mood

[@testname4464]

This redemption arc sure is something else

[@Nitrometutorials]

YES! A great classic Jared episode! I've been waiting so long for one of these with the new style you've kind of been gravitating toward. Excellent episode!

[@Nada-fj8ij]

What you said at the end reminded me of Fable 2. Sure the combat and adventure was fun in the story, but thee reason I still replay occasionally is for stuff like the morality system, and rigging the economy to get rich, and starting a family.

[@TheZipperDragon]

Remember the days of Lords of the realm 2? Space Hammy remembers.

[@carmelolia1732]

I love the part where he says that he loves this game because it's one of those old, rare games in which you can get rich without any form of violence. This is just before he sells a shipful of firearms to small island communities and firing cannonballs into rival ships and boarding them in a fight to the death. Love your sense of humour Jared 😂

[@SuperCatPrincess]

“And mutiny.” Accurate description of most of the internet after the false allegations came out

[@SleepyRPGsuperCharged]

I would love a legit remaster of this one

[@AlluMan96]

For some reason, whenever I look at games of this more slow-paced, "realistic simulator" nature, it always brings me back to times when my mom played this one train simulator. Memories of gaming even before I had even touched a game, those overhead views of train tracks, blended with the images of Sim city 3000 were among my first exposures to games thanks to my mom. Of course, it was the Playstation that introduced me to games and have more of a leaning on action, but sometimes, I get massive cravings for games like this. These incredibly mellow games, based more around very basic shit like sailing from port to port or driving on the road for hours, delivering cargo. It's an aspect of my game collection I'm seriously mal-nourished of.