SimAnt - ProJared

[@TKnightcrawler]

I played the PC version with no slowdown. :-P I'd pick up rocks and place them right over the red ant holes. Normally the reds would be able to clear it out, but if you placed 9 rocks on the ant hole, the only thing they can do is make a new exit. This takes them a long time, meanwhile they are running out of food. And before their workers could bring food back to their starving colony, I'd have either had my black ants taken over the food patches first, or filled up their new ant hole and surrounded the rocks there with my own ants to keep them from getting in. And thus, I sealed enemy ant colonies in the dark underground until they all starved to death.

[@hansadvance6243]

really!? it's one of the most silliest and somehow the best strategy to beat the place easily (especially in the 8th and 5th scenarios [i guess because i forgot it] due that there is no rain to shatter the stones)

[@grantstratton2239]

I seem to remember you could beat the PC version in like 10 minutes by setting breeders to 70% and just sending hordes of queens to colonize the yard before the reds can. Later, switch between sections to send armies of queens into the same red section until the section is won. Rinse and repeat

[@Toastmaster_5000]

I remember doing the same thing lol

[@jamesbryan2807]

Exactly. How this guy could nvr beat the game is beyond me

[@xXAkirhaXx]

If these ants were humans there'd be some international law about this.

[@Carbonated__Milk]

This is one of the few times Jared hasn't censored "fuck". Truly beautiful.

[@Carbonated__Milk]

***** There's no other ProJared video where he doesn't censor "fuck"

[@wwenetwork5]

Tucker Mills worst console ever "Fucking power downs"

[@Carbonated__Milk]

+Mattman 850 ah shhhhhhhhhhiet. I forgot that video existed. I seem to be in the small pool of people who didn't honestly like that one.

[@char7403]

Tucker Mills Worst Console Ever was the second ProJared vid I watched, a few years after his Slender video

[@life-wu3ti]

Tucker Mills hiuuuuiii

[@Blueman8305]

"...Honey, That ProJared guy is outside again." "What's he doing now??" "He's...Spraying the ground with any killer, with a magnefying glass, yelling at the ants." "...Huh."

[@WorldoftheLegends]

free entertainment!

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Huh, neat.

[@Dorian_Scott]

Impressive Stuff.

[@EdgyZiggy]

I would love to be Jared's neighbor...

[@deathknight655]

@@EdgyZiggy Are you still sure about that?

[@bhume7535]

I'm pleasantly surprised to find this video has the least of the poorly aged comments.

[@El_Bastardo]

Especially after 3:56 you'd think everyone would be calling that grooming too.

[@lordofbanana6869]

I'm pleasantly surprised to find this video has the least comments about some controversy that happened years after he recorded this video. Projared created really good content for this "genre" of youtube videos.

[@steve3758]

Late term lead abortion 😋

[@MarioMarioPlushGUY]

They must have not made it that far down the list lol

[@tonythetalkingclock1880]

"Through the pressure of growing up in a black society" Oh my God. xD

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Tony The Talking Clock also, 'Using child labor to make silk.'

[@Starcrash6984]

There's _one_ fun aspect to SimAnt -- *playing as a spider* . You can "mindjack" any of your ant buddies by just pressing X and then clicking on them, but I'll bet you never tried it on a spider, did you? It totally works.

[@dryaddyad7757]

On the snes version?

[@ElijahW2003]

@@dryaddyad7757 They said "pressing X" so yeah, probably?

[@Marcelelias11]

@@ElijahW2003 no, it's X on the PC. I'm pretty you can't play as the spider on the SNES

[@StoneMonkWisdom]

8:14 You CAN fight the Queen Ant yourself, you just have to use the correct button to do so, and target her face while doing it, I've always done it. Like double clicking on an enemy to initiate combat. This is just a theory but I feel like Jared just let the Red Ants (workers, soldiers, and breeders) initiate and attack him instead.

[@franimal86]

That was my strategy. First thing: go to red ants nest and kill queen. If I die instead, go again.

[@Eva1337]

I can't examine real ants where I live, because they're all fire ants and all they want to do is bite me.

[@BouArmy]

Holy shit!

[@toast8993]

I got bit by one when I was 2 because she lays me down on a nest of them and HOLY SHIT it hurt so bad I didn't want to sit down for months

[@toast8993]

Oh and when I got bit by one all the others came two... And I'm pretty sure you can imagine how bad that felt😢

[@jpxyUA]

Well you know what they say... BITE THEM RIGHT BACK!

[@TheBrawlUnit]

You're Australian, right ?

[@IzzySarru]

Imagine an AntSim game where you start out simple, but end up being able to breed mutant ants with stupid powers. The end goal of the game is to attack and murder human beings. It wouldn't be anything TOO graphic, mostly just people screaming in fear as you crawl up their legs and start feasting on them.

[@Metasylum]

Sarru Y'know I think the old Wii shop had a game like that, I remember seeing it once.

[@Weenmeen]

Name?

[@Metasylum]

Solomon Gumball Wish I could help ya but I can't think of it.

[@dwainnellums2743]

+Sarru reminds me of hunter x hunter

[@IzzySarru]

Dwain Nellums Just more reasons why it's an awesome idea.

[@KentaroMiyamoto21]

12:15 My reaction to all the allegations and lies.

[@xXAkirhaXx]

To the top with you.

[@Purple_Sloth]

Can you not try to bring it up every five seconds?

[@obsidianbasilisk5753]

Sloth That’s funny because many people (maybe even you) were happy and content with bringing up false allegations every five seconds as a way to hate on Jared before they were proven false. But now that his fans are celebrating his return, you tell them to shut up? Bullshit.

[@CBman11037]

@@obsidianbasilisk5753 I agree with you. O grew up with Jared and sadly believed the alligations to be true. Now i saw my mistake and am happy hes back. But i think we should move in from the contreversy entirely and just talk about other great parts of the channel's

[@PaperThin_]

@@Purple_Sloth What did you expect? This is a Projared video. If your favorite youtuber was under false accusations and massive hate from millions of people but somehow pushes through it all would you not be happy? Although I agree with you. Seeing people making "Projared good, internet people bad" type comments gets tiring and makes me mad that those same people probably did believe those allegations and slandered his name throughout the whole ordeal. Hell, some may be jumping on that bandwagon and using Projared's innocence to gain oh so sweet internetpoints. But I guess im getting a little bit off topic. Point is its annoying to see so many of these type of comments, but all I want people to do is remember. Remember that maybe they are the scumbags in the situation. Maybe, just maybe that they were the scumbags all along. And I want them to remember. I want them to remember to think before they click.

[@ghoulishlycool]

"A few of them praising the sun." \[T]/

[@NukTap]

PHOTOSYNTHESIS. PHOTOSYNTHESIS.

[@frogbites4857]

that Dark Souls reference.

[@pokejoseph]

Said ants get squished days later YOU DIED

[@theofficialchannelofoffici7962]

Sun god

[@yoshifan3077]

Oh god get away from me

[@p.r.1308]

Love to watch the classics of Projared videos from time to time.

[@LilianOrchard]

"I apologize to everybody with Arachnophobia" This game is the reason I have Arachnophobia!

[@SamurottofMinnesota]

The first time I saw this and he said that I just said "thanks"

[@thesenate1343]

Don't you mean insectaphobia?

[@No_Name8998]

Me too not

[@cheezeofages]

This game isn't nearly as hard as SimAunt, I keep making the nieces and nephews grow up to hate me because I wouldn't stop pinching their cheeks when they were tiny and adorable. I even tried using the casserole, but I don't think they liked it either. What the heck am I doing wrong?

[@duckokido7150]

See SimAnt And SimAunt are the same, The only Different is SimAunt Has an extra letter than SimAnt

[@Delta4280]

better than SimMother In-law

[@ThunderPsyker]

Delta4280 And much, much better than Sim-Grandpa. Seriously, the pacing of that game is so dull!

[@cam897]

I'm excited for their new game SimNephew

[@Delta4280]

ThunderPsyker You also get to see a 10-second clip (stock footage), then it'll end abruptly with this quote: "wait... I wasn't there."

[@jetstreamjackie3437]

Actually, that lawn kind of looks like crabgrass. But you know, that's just a matter of SimAnt-ics.

[@GamerboyJacobTheAnger]

Jack Carroll ah good joke

[@hoppyman11]

Jack Carroll Fuck off with that.

[@jameslangenegger8375]

I want to fucking die

[@seandenholm3020]

Mexgar ugggghhhh dear god

[@StrayGuitarist]

Clever.... Too...clever.

[@SlitherLament]

My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 17

[@PumbusBungus]

Godspeed

[@rosesbloom324]

You are a true hero

[@TheJunky228]

I've been watching his legend of zelda randomized videos recently

[@omnipocket3055]

Cause you turned on him and feel guilty huh?

[@SlitherLament]

It wasn't really out of guilt since I didn't turn on him. Though I'll fully admit I didn't even try to look into it. But with the amount of people who did, I felt that even a little more activity in his video feeds would be a nice way to give a long distance pat on the back.

[@xDragonHybridx]

I'm glad this was only the console version of the game. The PC SimAnt was much more terrifying, with better pixel art and sound quality and effects, along with a horrifying close up shot of the spider's face as you watch it literally chew your ant up and spit it back out again. Thanks Maixs, for such a fond, fond memory for my 5 year old brain.

[@farcry223]

This video is now 10 years old.

[@brad777luck]

@KorySutherland i just randomly remembered playing on my grandma pc when i was like 7 and searched for it

[@AbuseForViews]

I could live off this, Worst Console ever, and jontrons plug and play video forever

[@briansilva3765]

+Stubnoob I could do the same with the hydlide trilogy and yugioh abridged.

[@NukTap]

oh you'd get sick of it after a while

[@nautilusbones980]

Yes.

[@alexanders2669]

Jack Newton Nope. I can watch this for all of eternity and still be entertained

[@WickedPhase]

Mango Bacon your name is absolutely beautiful

[@battlemageazulio1019]

"I AM AN ANT *GOD*!!!" -ProJared, 2014 Favorite part, right there. xD

[@battlemageazulio1019]

Well, that was kinda funny too, but I prefer the "I AM AN ANT *GOD*!!!" Part. xD

[@Glennwert]

+BlueJavelin byatiful

[@briansilva3765]

+BlueJavelin It is also cool "oh my god, I become a drug lord, nice" I lost myself at that video.

[@captainsalti2611]

quote of the century

[@battlemageazulio1019]

***** Indeed. "Proof of a Hero" FTW. =P

[@SolidSonicTH]

What is a "professional insect"? Who's paying them?

[@Ryogathelost]

+SolidSonicTH See, they're civil servants basically, so they're paid by the ant government.

[@signaunderdown3870]

+Evan Tamborini Silly Symphony

[@Gwennerini]

Did somebody say \ [T]/ [*]. / \ PRAISE THE SUN?!?!

[@Kjajo]

@@Shin_Gojira is more like Praise Jared again

[@Shin_Gojira]

@@Kjajo i have my regrets, and believed in the lie is one.

[@okey7281]

Sim suspenders is my favorite game

[@nanaiceclimber4392]

that profile pic though XD somehow it suits the sentence.. I dunno why

[@okey7281]

Nana Ice Climber yus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nanaiceclimber4392]

TheGamerManDudeGuy ..... 0.0 *grabs mallet and steps back* uhhhh..

[@ShootStyleZombie]

Sim Suspenders is better than the last SimCity game

[@fledge8188]

Le IGN: "10/10 best game ever would bang w/ a fork."

[@Psyberify]

I’m surprised this game hasn’t been remade.

[@Toastmaster_5000]

There's a game in development called "Empires of the Undergrowth" that's basically a spiritual successor to this. Not sure how far long it's come.

[@TheItalianTrash]

It has an unofficial sequel/spiritual successor called 'Ant Queen' on PC.

[@LilianOrchard]

Why on earth does solid-state cartridge game take that long to save?! Loading times didn't even exist in the cartridge era!

[@ackbarfan5556]

+Jerry Peet Oh, hey, Jerry. Didn't know you were here.

[@soundwave5634]

+ackbarfan5556 Trust me when I say he shows up on the most random of videos.

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

ackbarfan5556 Holy shit her name was *JERRY?!?!* Man, no wonder she changed it. That's almost as bad s name as Randy Stair

[@270z]

Reading and writing speeds differ on all drives. Writing almost always being slower. And not all cartridges were capable of being written to by the console. This means that extra chips were often added to the cartridge to support this feature with varying levels of efficiency.

[@BaconSenpai]

You just asked why does saving take long when loading doesn't. What the fuck?

[@jacobjett8227]

i thought an ant simulation game would be great for a modern game. the difference i would make though? id try to make it a rts game like command and conquer instead of actually being an ant. i would also have multiple factions of ants, so its not just a 2 sided battle. if there is already a game like that...let me know

[@PilgrimTheEmbraced]

Well, there is Empire of Undergrowth.

[@PilgrimTheEmbraced]

***** True, true.

[@siamesedream5]

I Would love an New Generation Remake of this Game.

[@lightpostfilms9721]

Not to mention GET RID OF THOSE FUCKING DEATH ANIMATIONS!

[@therealememci5380]

Empire of the Ants, by Microïds.

[@Dorian_Scott]

Jared exclaiming *"I AM AN ANT GOD"* always makes me laugh (7:38)

[@TheQuarterGuy]

So you ditched the "...I'm playing SimAnt...", huh?

[@diegorojas2049]

He totally changed his presentation, so it doesn't surprise me :/

[@VexedGamerShow]

What a snob.

[@Senthain]

VexedGamerShow *Shots Fired*

[@wanderLBP]

Good. It was kinda stupid.

[@DeeZeeGuitar]

thats what i noticed first!!!

[@TakumiEnferrujado]

3:56-3:59 i swear i'm gonna pick up a chick with that line

[@TakumiEnferrujado]

yup,but with pepper spray instead of bugspray

[@ParrotMan01276]

This video had a lot of great hilarious moments, though I've never been too big on sims. I hope Jared recovers from this.

[@CazMeister]

I think this is one of the cases where the PC version was definitely the better option to play. Controls were more tight, the strategy was existent and well-done, to say nothing of winnable, and the food was... ok, there was still only peas, but the PC version of SimAnt was fun instead of a fascinating bore.

[@ClockworkBard]

I'm curious what the PC version brings to the strategy that the SNES version doesn't. I've only played the Mac and SNES versions, and the Mac version required significantly less strategy. Once you beat the red ants the first time, you basically won. It was just a matter of breeding wildly and stomping them out before they could do anything else.

[@eximmt]

My mom made me get rid of my ps2 and all my games in 2006 when I was 10 because she read some bogus story online about how all the school shooters played video games and therefore videogames make school shooters. So, I have none of the games I loved as a child anymore. I started playing again in 2011 when my uncle gave me his ps3. But, no nostalgia games or old consoles😞

[@dfm6868]

Bruh screw Fox News and there bullcrap

[@NobleNemesis]

Ugh, that sucks man, I hate when I hear about the casualties of hysteria and propaganda. You have my commiseration, friend. haha!

[@stevenrobson8831]

That must blow

[@toast8993]

Wow that must of SUCK'D

[@eximmt]

Midnagamein G yeah I just got a ps2 now that I'm out of the house and got the sly games plus some other classics I never played on the ps2 because I was so young like mgs 3, silent hill 2, and resident evil 4.

[@georggross1232]

"That's why I was never invited to partiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees."

[@KoroftheSon]

I started watching your videos last night and I JUST CAN'T STOP.

[@livbarnhart1605]

I stayed up until ONE AM for two nights in a row watching his videos after I first found them. Trust me, it gets worse from here. I still can't stop...

[@JiggyWiggyASMR]

2:18 I can taste a bit of PBG here. Ech. Peanut butter's sticking to my mouth. ECK.

[@landonwilson1837]

But how else will Jared get PBG-Senpai to notice him?

[@tamach1956]

I can taste some JonTron in this comment

[@JiggyWiggyASMR]

Mike Liska ;D

[@when7573]

Mike Liska Does that mean maybe Jon-senpei will notice me?

[@s0me_sneaky_camper103]

Jiggy Wiggy ASMR I hate pbg

[@jacklajoie9126]

3:56-3:59 projared..... pick-up master.

[@dragoncatthebest3965]

jack lajoie a

[@DaSniper2]

This didn't age well...

[@brandonm2286]

DaSniper2 I think you mean aged like fine wine

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

That's how I do in tinder. It takes an average of 300 cunts but I don't waste my time and money. Indeed I don't waste any money whatsoever.

[@Karmy.]

@@brandonm2286 milk*

[@crackdendave4726]

Spiders are the only reason I didn't get through the first level of Skyrim

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

All you have to do is get off the boat and collect the form though.

[@TPSgirlelise]

Can't you click mun!?

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

Azureth Puppy I do admit it was a hard dungeon, what with the price-checking DRM at the end of it that closes the game if you get it wrong.

[@crackdendave4726]

no not because it was hard because the spiders made me almost s**t myself

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

I was making a joke. I referenced two different Elder Scrolls games that aren't Skyrim. Those two were Morrowind and Arena, in that order.

[@ArsonBjork]

03:56 Me: Yep, totaly stealing that one.

[@VicvicW]

Didn't expect to see you here, Arson.

[@rhyth4770]

So 3:56 is how he got demodded from his own subreddit

[@VGInterviews]

came exactly for this comment

[@theblacknexus9604]

aand nowww

[@normanharrison8215]

good god, every single projared video is now infested with whole this cheating memes. literally everything. well he doesn't deserve pity, after what he have done though.

[@geraq0]

@John Redant regardless of that it is beyond the point in which it is no longer funny, it is just annoying. I don't think the personal life of a creator should hurt his work, and regardless of any horrible things Jared has done, his videos are still good and fun. It gets really tiresome when hundreds of these idiots come to every single video believing themselves funny and clever instead of, I don't know, discussing the content of the video itself.

[@smallman8042]

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[@IrishKeshiHead]

"I am an ant god! - ProJared" That line just killed it for me on the review.

[@cripstopheriii3509]

At first I thought this would be a generic game review assery but this is actually good channel

[@Slaggedfire]

It's the intro music sucks you in.

[@GiantfireringCole]

dburrs1 You fucking serious... -____- I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG! But everybody has their own opinions and I respect yours.

[@Slaggedfire]

***** I said the intro music sucks you in. I did not say it sucked.

[@GiantfireringCole]

dburrs1 that what I was yelling at you about.

[@Slaggedfire]

***** I think you misunderstood my comment tell me what your reading and I will tell you what I said. Because your last comment sounded like you read the music sucks. When I said the music sucks you into the video makes it more enjoyable catchs your attention etc.

[@MrGlenbw]

Every time ProJared mentions the word 'SimAnt', the whole world chuckles.

[@kilgoretrout8896]

what is this a video game for ants

[@JEJJ5333]

Kilgore Trout This game needs to be at least........three times bigger than this.

[@Happigail_Adams]

TheJ5333 what you want a sim spider game?

[@EntoneTori]

Kilgore Trout It can't be one, or did you ever see a human-life-simulator?

[@Snandra66]

***** There are more important things in life other than being really, really ridicoulosly good-looking, like playing a game about ants.

[@zachhaywood1564]

How can we be expected to let ants be able to play this game, if they can't even pick up the CONTROLLER?

[@AnubusStar]

The PC version is better. Loved it as a kid, love it now.

[@LordOberic1]

AnubusStar Indeed, the computer version is much more playable.

[@TheKarui]

+AnubusStar I remember loving the PC version and watching with joy as my black ant comrades took out the red ant infidels.

[@GreenNinjaTea]

+TheKarui AntHammer 40k

[@GreenNinjaTea]

Jordan Alexander just normal garden ants.

[@PrometheusRobo]

Poor Jared didn't even know he could slay the red queen himself. Thus making part of his review, an accidental lie or rather, a preconceived notion about a falsity.

[@WillieManga]

So many good out of context jokes. "Ey gurl whassup. U wanna fuch?" "DIE YOU LITTLE BASTARDS DIEEEEEE!" "Steal all the babies. They'll automatically grow up into a black ant through the pressures of growing up in a black society." "I AM AN ANT GOD!" "Don't throw up on peoples' faces to feed them? Aw no." "BEEEEEEES!"

[@danielhale1]

I played SimAnt all the way through several times when I was young, but it was on the PC. The controls were reasonable and I remember having a lot more personal control than shown in the SNES version in your video. Slowdown also wasn't an issue I remember. I don't remember some of the UI though, so I think quite a bit was changed for the SNES port. That's too bad, I remember the PC version being fun throughout. You should try it out sometime, if it's possible to find anymore.

[@Cyfrik]

The PC version can be found in multiple places online. It can be downloaded from some abandonware sites, and if downloads are not your thing, the Internet Archive (a website dedicated to preserving all kinds of stuff) allows you to play the DOS version in your browser (using a server-side emulator, I think). EDIT: Apparently the Internet Archive has the DOS-version playable in the browser and the PC version as a separate download, it seems.

[@danielhale1]

***** Haha, nice! When I played sim city, I had a bad habit of getting mired in severe traffic problems, and resolving the situation with monster attacks. Good times.

[@jameslavoie8738]

Think the spider death is terrifying? play the PC version. If you go into one of the holes with the bug peeping out, you get pulled in and eaten! sometimes this just happens too. it gave me nightmares as a kid.

[@tarrker]

Yes! Antlions! They are terrifying and they used to be everywhere when I was a kid. I wonder if they went extinct or something?

[@jameslavoie8738]

i hope they went extinct!

[@Lahnmohr]

James Lavoie Nope sorry :P they exist, but good thing for you is that its only found in specific hot places, and United States isn't one of them. Australia and Africa have it now the antlions are long gone in America

[@jacobstacy777]

Mexican LawnMower wrong good sir I can still find them in East Texas, I remember dropping ants in their holes and watching the aftermath *evil laughter*

[@teamninjabug8287]

***** We have them here in California too! I took an antlion as a pet, kept him in a bowl of sand, and fed him for about 3 years until he grew up into a dragonfly-looking creature. Then I let him go. :3

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

3:22 Uh, did that menu button say manu?

[@hollowedbats]

I think it means manual, since there is an auto button above it.

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

Tanner Tilkens Ah well!

[@Penguin-wk7gq]

MesprittheDigimon гран лаг

[@TheMelnTeam]

I beat this game as a kid. Like you, I found fighting the reds in invasion colonies both extremely tedious and difficult combined. 10 black ants vs 200 red ants. So you bum rush the enemy queen with your infinite lives as a soldier over and over until you win at terrible odds, then eventually outgrow the queenless fools that get lawnmowered. Yay. There is a way to win much faster though. Never kill the red queen in the first square, but keep them too small to breed until you control the surrounding territories. Keep stalling there as your additional colonies grow and the reds never spawn across the map, because they're still in the first contested square. Once your ants cover everything possible, THEN kill the red queen. This will spawn the only remaining red colony into 100's of your ants in one of the colonies, just go there and win. The ending is kind of lulzy, you basically run the humans out of the house ^_^.

[@Deadganon]

I have done this all of the time but I wait until my the yard is about 1/3rd full before i kill the queen so I have some challenge and it isnt over right away. Also you dont have infinite lives, you only have as many lives as you have eggs since you replace one of the eggs that the queen drops... I love going into colonies with 5 or so black ants vs 300 and on a few of the maps their are rocks almost all the way going north to south of the map near your holes so I block the few entrances off so they cannot attack me allowing me time to build up alittle and find back door holes (at the bottom of my lair) into their base to either steal their food/eggs or kill their queen

[@Lahnmohr]

Deadganon Im that Lawnmower that sometimes kill you guys and your enemies :D

[@caldera11]

Also, on PC, i think the saving was much faster and no lag... Also, the spiders were scary as hell with their chasing sound effects.

[@AG-ld6rv]

The PC version was over in probably 15 minutes. No need to save. Even if you lost your progress, just start it up again.

[@therandomone8791]

12:14 was pure ProJared gold.

[@koozbot]

I love this video, the ant crib joke and the breeder ant joke nearly killed me

[@kartoonix]

Projared is back to doing awesome reviews!!

[@KeneNalab]

No shit Sherlock.

[@whoawhoa4062]

Kene Nalab i like you

[@thewitchfindergeneral81]

He is a ant god

[@oceanman_8370]

6:06 Jared trying to delete everything illegal on his computer

[@Weareonenation303]

Legend has it Jared is still using anti forensic tools to erase a whooping 10 terabytes of CP. before the Feds raid his ass.

[@brandonlyon730]

Well he was to late.

[@bhume7535]

which turns out, was nothing at all.

[@tamed4171]

Shut the fuck up sheep

[@PiranhaRoni]

Sheeeeeep

[@puffnisse]

3:56 Jared to Holli.

[@fodv93]

And yuri in his ddlc playthrough

[@iamslightlybetterthanyou2679]

@Jesus Christ she looks like she uses tumblr

[@grimbithefloob3251]

3:55 - 3:59 is really funny.

[@hole1274]

0:00 to 12:44 is really funny.

[@yemmohater2796]

0:00-15:55 was really funny

[@chromaphasia453]

Swiggity Swag man I love that 3:11 minutes of silence.

[@shieldlesscap6124]

3:57 this joke aged like fine wine

[@frostycane5134]

Shieldlesscap thank you I came here just for this moment

[@meow_bastard]

Shieldlesscap STFU U POS

[@Neppix_]

meow bastard wait. A Jared fan?? I thought I was the only one!

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

He still has more than 700k subscribers. Just saying. I subscribed to his channel because of all these feminist castrated gaymers.

[@bhume7535]

Just like this comment. :D

[@SneakyNinja122]

The best part is the intro where he shakes the floppy disc. Makes me laugh every time.

[@SuperfieldCrUn]

As someone who has acute arachnophobia, my fear was actually not triggered by the rather crudely rendered spider in this game.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Superfield don't play the PC game though, because apparently the spider in that is terrifying.

[@jacdp445]

Have you ever had one of those things from a long time ago that you suddenly remember years later? I have. And SimAnt is one of those things.

[@davidfalloutbandit]

Is it weird that I'm not scared of Spiders,Snakes, Sharks, Alligators, Tigers or Clowns.... But I AM afraid of any type of Worm or Snails and Horses?

[@kleinmartin6197]

Yea that's pretty wierd.

[@JumboDS64]

David Gomez That IS kinda weird. I guess I can get worms and snails, as they are slimy and wriggly and could be considered repulsive. Not sure about horses though.

[@kleinmartin6197]

JumboDS64 well, actually horses could break your ribs with a WEAK kick

[@TK0921]

I'm scared of spiders because they look terrifying and have a multitude of lifeless eyes. I think snakes are actually really cool. I'd say the only weird part about that is the horses. I could understand if you had a bad experience with one once, but otherwise I don't see why.

[@RagdollWraith]

Dr. Stein i can sorta understand the horse thing. i like them but i can still understand if some people find them a bit scary looking. they ARE super strong and heavy, too. they could easily hurt you reeeally bad.

[@labrynianrebel]

Guess what? In the computer version YOU CAN PLAY AS ANY SPIDER BY CLICKING ON THEM AND THEN YOU CAN GO AND SLAUGHTER THE ENEMY NEST! Seriously.

[@guyguino5770]

I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS. D:

[@kneelonr2692]

“I hate all insects, ESPECIALLY spiders!” “You know spiders aren’t actually insects, right?” “Let’s not argue over the SimAnt-ics.”

[@zorochii]

Well, killing insects is pretty... unavoidable. Sometimes you're... I don't know, stretching or something, and boom! A poor little guy/girl is at the *back* of your hand, just screaming of pain :'C.

[@sumeracarnatia6997]

An ant with a drum set? Jared predicted Ant-Man and the Wasp. XD

[@thekoifishcoyote8762]

Did a little google and apparently the breeders go out automatically to make new colonies when you have 20 of them. That's probably how you're supposed to win.

[@BanjoJD]

SimSuspenders Rated M

[@yvesjimenez9284]

True dat XD

[@xxKrazyKxx]

17 and counting. How have I never heard of this.

[@playedtoomuch5259]

these games really show how much of a lightning in the bottle games like simcity and transport tycoon were, and how difficult it was to follow up on such a game

[@anomalocaris2593]

Is it creepy that almost every night the last tging I see is projared.

[@yo-yocybergoth708]

You are ok, we are two. TV nowdays just show crap.

[@Curri3Saan]

Eternal Carnage It's also the last thing Holly and those underaged fans saw too

[@powergannon]

If feels like ProJarad was channeling PBG at 2:20 lol

[@indeimaus]

Exactly what I thought haha

[@Criispy___]

indeimaus Indeimaus :O you watch Projared as well? :O

[@indeimaus]

Of course!

[@Criispy___]

indeimaus I love your channel man, Finally awesome to get to talk to you :P

[@AtlasBlizzard]

"Hey girl, what's up? You wanna fuhckh?" The delivery and Jared's face are golden.

[@Elite4DaKill]

1:31 #PraiseTheSun

[@reddragon8167]

Yes, praise the Sun, or the ant-cultists will eat you.

[@RizenLink]

I remember the PC version not having a lot of the problems he described in the console version. PC was probably a lot better.

[@crg1292]

i've been binging on the d&d game Jared, Nate, Holly, and Anna have been playing, and somehow spireled down the rabbit's hole to the point where it's almost 3am and im binging on Jared's old reviews somehow i don't really regret it

[@STRONGandLOUD]

The pc version was actually a superb experience, which is what i grew up with. This version is like a metaphor for all console ports... Dumbed down. The PC version was actually a well made game, except for the fact the spider would eventually start shooting ants with lasers.

[@Mdude123456789]

Wait... THE SPIDER SHOOTS LASERS?! I... I have the game and I've rarely played it... ... I've got to play it now...

[@BlackINKim]

Sorry, I didn't really read your comment, I just saw that you mentionned that this game contain Spider equiped with laser beam, that's all I needed to know to try it.

[@AzereusMumko]

A projared video was recommend to me, it's good signs

[@williamgear1519]

Still on the classic ProJared binge! I forgot how many videos he had

[@keegeebee5392]

have you ever heard of slave driver ants? it would be fun to play as them (kind of). they just find other ants and enslave them to make them do everything for them. *ingame* broadcast: your colony needs more food! you: FASTER *WHIP CRACKS*

[@keegeebee5392]

I just realized these: * do this: *hi* as opposed to: hi

[@suspectsn0thing]

Kee Gee Bee Just do two asterisks (* is an asterisk) and **boom** problem solved! do this i mean ** **

[@pigeonbee8570]

suspectsn0thing Bacon ***Bacon***

[@suspectsn0thing]

Brandon Robertson Bacon **bacon**

[@MegaRazor619]

True to Caesar

[@Celtic1020]

That save time was horrible.

[@hansadvance6243]

breeder increases the amount of eggs dropped by the queen. everytime i became a breeder somehow the spawn went faster than being a worker or soldier

[@Argol228]

I used to play this when I was young, I never really understood what was going on and I never actually moved to different parts of the yard....I was in the 7th grade, I just never read any thing about it and just assumed the game would auto move me to the next location after killing the red queen

[@XiAoJiNgZiZi]

3:50 we are here for this

[@calebthezombie8457]

Watched one video. ONE VIDEO! Now all my suggestions are all your videos. Good thing you make rad content brah

[@lilturk726]

Hey, hey, Jared, is there a SimUncle too?

[@connartroxel-spears8247]

Oh my god. That pun tho. I don't why I didn't see that.

[@lilturk726]

Connar Troxel-Spears lol XD

[@shadethenarwhal8525]

+Connar Troxel-Spears I don't see it

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Bah dum TISS.

[@kiba_the_lucky]

+lilturk726 uncl dan da engi main

[@MapleSyruphox]

Don't throw up on people's faces to feed them? Oooooh Nooooooo. That's why I was never invited to paaaartiiiies....

[@chloraloner7]

Glad we haven't stooped to arguing SimAntics.

[@spigotsandcogs]

The PC version is actually pretty good. And I actually won it.

[@psykikninja]

the pc version is genius. they should honestly make a remake with added content, difficulty and stages.

[@OcedarMopzar]

What is the difference, other than performance?

[@TheHlynsi]

I live in Iceland... There are no Ants... I cant look at real Ants :(

[@thatonehumanoid7756]

LUCKY!!!! I live in Florida and ants are the bane of my existence!!!!

[@TheHlynsi]

Well... People say that living in Iceland is a dream because there are no ants, mosquitos and other bad insects... But there is that one fly that is over billions of in summer! WASP!!! They are really dangerus in Iceland! They bite you once and their posion will go into your body and harm you! The Nordic Wasp is a bitch to deal with...

[@Nemo7Sultar]

TheHlynsi There are Wasps just about everywhere on Earth :/

[@TheHlynsi]

Yeah I know I also said the Nordic Wasp... Only lives in Iceland, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Faroe Islands, Somewere in america and on few other places to... I call it the nordic wasp beacuase I dont know what the name of it is...

[@kaynewoolley9104]

I have the same problem living inside of the sun :( wish I could just once see a real earth ant

[@No1liveshere]

Still come back to watch this 8 years later lol

[@CyberD3ath]

Omg they need to fire who ever Coded that Save system.

[@mastersonhigh1117]

IF someone even coded it...

[@themask6603]

Who else is with me on a re-watch mission?

[@ElHarmonyV]

I've been watching since this morning.

[@marshmeller1017]

Yeeupp

[@brycevo]

This is such a great ProJared episode. Thank you SimAnts

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

7:50 Is that an 8-bit Hell March?

[@superstarg4]

Yes

[@chaolinpescain]

Dat ending tho.

[@NashTheBlade]

I would honestly like to see something like this become a modern day game, and not in the way SimAnt portrayed it....I am talking about being an Ant sized warrior, commanding legions of ants in an RTS/Hack and slash/Shooter(primitive fantasy ranged weaponry obvs) type game where you can choose either the Heroic Black Ant story or the Evil Red Ant story, and each story has multiple locations(as in more than one yard), is open world, and every story also has multiple boss fights where they are "Ant Machines" solely designed to decimate armadas and they were built out of anything you'd find lying around inside of a house, garage, storage shack, or even a child's playroom...and it wouldn't even stop with machines as bosses, there would be spiders, wasps, anything bigger than an ant could be clarified as a sub boss or main boss, or be clarified as a Lieutenant....I would call it "Anthill Commander"....I'd buy that for a few dollars

[@applescruff1969]

4:41 Skyrim summed up.

[@Mr.Atari2600]

their are ants who are completely loyal their queen. but their are ants who are not so loyal & actually like this 3:56

[@ahheck6800]

These ants ain't loyal.

[@dayp68gaming20]

@@ahheck6800 just like Jared

[@CloroxBleachReal]

hmmmmmm

[@TheJacklikesvideos]

"the game plays itself. see, it's stuck in a stalemate. i really tried to beat it, but me leaving it on for days without doing anything didn't work. the biggest flaw is the game is too automated." SMDH

[@MikeJones-xz7ki]

You didn't cover scenario mode, where the game has smaller, winnable levels with different graphical themes. It's a hell of a lot more interesting and fun...