Virtual Hydlide - ProJared

What? No space this time? It's VIRTUAL HYDLIDE for the Sega Saturn!
Watch the first Hydlide video here! -- • Hydlide - ProJared
Watch Super Hydilde here! -- • Super Hydlide - ProJared
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[@majoraswrath8316]

Fun Fact: During a speedrun of Virtual Hydlide, the runners don't turn around in-game. They pause the game, pull up the map, turn around on that, and exit the menu--all of which is quicker than just spinning on the spot.

[@alexandersuschena4776]

@@ezekielbaskerville2710 hey, might as well try to get something out of it, at least speedrunning MIGHT be funner than playing it

[@sammer1097]

@@ezekielbaskerville2710 That's a needlessly condescending and cynical way of looking at it. It's all in good fun, even if it's ironic fun.

[@monstersociety3360]

wait, how would people speedrun Virtual Hydlide exactly? The worlds are randomized, that would be a HUGE rng issue.

[@monstersociety3360]

@taaroan Yeah, but the dungeons & things would be different distances from each other, which would create inconsistent walk time, that's my concern.

[@idowateveriwant7507]

@@ezekielbaskerville2710 speedrun is a way of doing charity,so what your point....

[@MaskMan191]

"I'm playing Hydlide!" "I'm playing SUPER. HYDLIDE." "Euuggh."

[@rigistroni]

Anger, Bargining, depression

[@silent0089]

AEUGH

[@lwright9690]

Virtual Hydlaaaa.... Virtual Hydleh Virtual pff... Just show the game! Lol he gave up trying. 😂

[@RexcorJ]

_misplaced Wilhelm scream_

[@humantwister9209]

@@rigistroni what would be acceptance

[@LeviathanSushi]

That noise of distress at the beginning kills me every time

[@ElHarmonyV]

Aughhh......

[@Superluigi881]

Wish he'd go back to doing these types of intros for his videos.

[@realGeorgelucas18563]

Superluigi881 my favourite is PBG scaring him in Pocky & Rocky

[@grunklebran7535]

That is him reacting to his cancelation.

[@Mike14264]

And the fact he can't even say the name without feeling disgusted, it's hilarious 😂

[@Superluigi881]

“Virtual Hydlaa..” “Virtual Hylaa..” “Virtual...” “Just show the game.” Still one of my favourite moments.

[@squadalaguydc]

Scott The Woz would then use that gag in Chibi-Robo Zip Lash many years later.

[@magicamadeye]

@@squadalaguydc I meeean its not like its an original gag

[@erainmartinez8175]

damn right

[@erainmartinez8175]

very funny

[@thehappylad999]

@@magicamadeye True. Hell, AVGN used that gag during his first review of Hydlide, which came out a year before Projareds review of the same game.

[@thesalinator3557]

The manual calls the original Hydlide "a hit title" I think it was a typo. It must have ment "shit title"

[@ScreamingAtVespas]

*meant

[@MrDmoney156]

Just no..

[@realistmofo911]

sadly in Japan it was epic

[@sidneyauclair5690]

I agree.

[@funkyfresh1379]

In japan it was legendary.

[@PenniDeadful]

This looks like a fake game that they would show on Law and Order: SVU

[@MyHeadHz]

XD true

[@TheNephilimofEmpireCity]

it's not... I own it

[@alialshehri7500]

+The Nephilim of Empire City oh god

[@TheNephilimofEmpireCity]

+Ali Alshehri I only realized it by those trees, slimes, and the sound effects

[@Demonfox59]

this is the best comment

[@GrumpyTy34er]

It's not even "Congratulations!" it's "Congratulations." That period is so funny to me.

[@Shadowrayquaza27]

Tyler Joseph Schommer "Congratulations. You beat the game. F*ck off."

[@JaelinBezel]

It's like it's that guy running the ring toss at the fair who just can't give less of a shit and never looks up from his phone.

[@Neppix_]

Congratulations. You beat the game. *wooo hooo. 🙄*

[@loudsqueal2896]

game coded by dwight k. schrute

[@professorpenne9962]

CONGRATURATION !!! YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME . AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE . NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !

[@thewilliammendez2221]

0:00 ProJared the Knight Killed by Virtual Hydlide

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

The William Mendez Underrated comments spotlight presents....

[@timedragon5492]

I thought he was usually a thief in RPGs

[@randytaylor-ny7tt]

@@BoosterUM lol'd, what a fucking loser you are

[@KentaroMiyamoto21]

@Jesus Christ Amen.

[@opalander]

@@BoosterUM Randy was right. You are a loser.

[@a.j8307]

"I kicked a dog so hard its head spun around like a rotor" "I don't care about kids" -ProJared, 2013

[@PseudoWounds]

*2013

[@MegaRazor619]

puppies are better than babies

[@whitesisterrom1961]

_Key difference: Dogs are cute and make good bodyguards in their older years._ _Kids are fucking annoying pieces of shit that don't know how to shut up._

[@hedgehatchet3578]

+White Sister Rom Is that a joke?

[@PseudoWounds]

Sans Gaster No.

[@AlvinEarthworm]

Gotta love the irony of hearing the Mario invincibility theme during a death montage.

[@the_rat_man1858]

Mark Haynes Amazing catch

[@thehandheldgamer6589]

Duh

[@jasonquiver6907]

Yeah.

[@Ratciclefan]

Beautiful

[@christianruffin1342]

*gasp* ITS THE LEGEND HIMSELF

[@distance7721]

Man, nothing like some classic ProJared to lift your spirits while fighting off the flu

[@lincolnsnewaccount41]

"Yes, Thats enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp!" - Some Vampire

[@CherryBomb_Games]

What is man? A miserable pile of secrets!

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

@@CherryBomb_Games but enough talk have at you!

[@colethomas790]

The look of utter defeat on his face at the beginning is the best

[@PointyMorper]

Hmm yes

[@brotherdaniel1524]

Plus the guttural sound of agony, lol!

[@GDRunny]

Really not the end

[@jonathanrupe8399]

Cole Thomas Looks more like pure, ceaseless agony to me.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

I more loved the horror in his voice at the realization of Virtual Hydlide being a remake of the original.

[@DaveControlLive]

"Over 40 billion combinations"? What is this, No Man's Sky?

[@RG-iv2do]

DaveControl omg Dave!!!

[@hiddenshadow2105]

It is a brilliant comparison.

[@LogBucket]

DaveControl One. HOLLY CRAP DAVE Two. I thought the same thing

[@gurvmlk]

I haven't played either game, but it sounds like Virtual Hydlide has more to do in it.

[@BronzeLincolns81]

It's no man's game

[@Hei_Darkfire]

"Yes that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp." God I want to make that sentence a thing... can we meme that please?

[@OtioseFanatic]

Hei Darkfire i need Jared to make that into a shirt. I’d buy it SO fast.

[@Hei_Darkfire]

@@OtioseFanatic Oh god yes. I'd buy that too.

[@OtioseFanatic]

Hei Darkfire yep and the only context given is the same blurry and pixelated jpg of the wizard from the game behind the text. It would be brilliant.

[@InstaTechGaming]

YES YES PLEASE

[@Roanan.]

Yes, just yes.

[@raidmaster6879]

I'm here to support you. I hope you can get back to where you were before.

[@r.c.christian4633]

Yesh! YEESH! I can't stop moving my finger on the like button!

[@k.t.7640]

@@r.c.christian4633 Same 👍

[@danilolopez9203]

We want this charismatic guy again :D

[@ramiobeid2889]

He gained more than 40,000 subscribers since his video. I'm happy to see that.

[@waluiginumberone4962]

I feel so bad for him

[@jimjam742]

I'm ALMOST tempted to create a kick-ass Hydlide game, and send it to ProJared to ease his pain... Ultimate Hydlide!

[@ThePlayaSheepUnionlemonparty]

Nate Dude Do it.

[@shurikendongle656]

***** Some Palpatine shit right there.

[@MisterKingKola]

Nate Dude pleeeeease. I would play it, I'm actually really interested in the series--especially Super. Hell, I'll help you debug it. [e-mail]

[@qinyunyi8036]

Do it! I liked super hydlide, and it deserves to have an even better game than that!

[@lukedumoulin1185]

Nate Dude yeah man if youve got the skills to do it i wish i was that smart

[@pine4875]

Its entertaining to watch all hydlide reviews in a rowXD

[@Minibac]

ikr xd

[@nignig8308]

EsqueDee

[@inkwellhernandez602]

definently

[@scottydu81]

I've fashioned them into a handy playlist :-)

[@exerberus2316]

Have a cookie

[@GamerFromJump]

The “Master Sword?” I know the Master Sword. I’ve wielded the Master Sword. You, sir, are _no_ Master Sword.

[@DrDolan2000]

That you, Link? Why aren't you with Zelda? You guys are on a date!

[@jacksongemmell6225]

I don’t get it?

[@jamesedward3619]

This actually looks like it could be a good game if it were to be made today and given an adequate development cycle and budget.

[@ElHarmonyV]

As long as it's not owned by EA or companies like them.

[@ColorfulTiger-eb7tu]

Oh your armors cursed? Just give us 30$ for special currency and we will uncurse it for you! As simple as that!

[@darthmalgus786]

@@ColorfulTiger-eb7tu EA BAD! Upvotes to the left.

[@peoples2296]

No...

[@jc.1191]

Don't give them any ideas

[@PixelGeeksOfficial]

So let's see: Hydlide is to ProJared as MySims is to PeanutButterGamer. Yeah, that sounds about right.

[@Snandra66]

DahProGamers Prrrrrrretty much, yeah.

[@gordonfreeman112]

You mean he hates it but continually subjects himself to them time and time again in hope that they get better despite knowing for a fact that it won't?

[@Snandra66]

Evan Hitsugyia Kinda.

[@JannaJaNaiPleaseKillMe]

Evan Hitsugyia Super Hydlide isn't too terrible :o

[@heyguysjohnfarder]

***** Hahahahahahahahahahha YEA IT IS.

[@laggory]

_"It's sacrificing a child with every swing! It's a good thing I don't care about kids."_ -ProJared, 2013

[@jellynutter3121]

oh crap my favorite youtuber doesn't like me

[@jasonquiver6907]

@@laurasullivan77 You do understand that was a joke, right? Or did I just get whooshed?

[@ElysetheEevee]

@@laurasullivan77 Not every one likes kids. I hated them when I was one. I have one now and I still don't like them. It's just not for some people.

[@chamberlainallman3242]

@@ElysetheEevee damn

[@laggory]

@@Michael-bz8ml i didn't even notice this comment thread became a disaster after that drama

[@jasonalen7459]

0:05 Translation: "I'm playing Virtual Hydlide"

[@marhansgamingchannel4732]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@Leftylooser]

Hydlide: "Congratulations!" Virtual Hydlide: "Congratulations."

[@dragmire3D]

Hydlide ending - Congratulations! Virtual Hydlide ending - Congratulations. Based on the punctuation, Virtual Hydlide wasn't very impressed with itself either.

[@nakano15]

I guess the congratulations is because the player had the courage to play the game until the end.

[@insensitive919]

"Oh, are you done? Congratulations. Please play again."

[@eduardoherrera2368]

Well, that's at least ONE good point about it. The game knows it sucks.

[@shwinggg]

That fucking noise Jared makes at the start gets me every time

[@jottyparker731]

I love how the back of the box said "the hit title hydlide is back!"

[@shawnfields2757]

Nah, they meant shit title. They were probably just being sarcastic, or it's a typo.

[@drakematsen4978]

Oh God. I've played so much Kingdom Hearts that I read the sentence as "Get up on the Hydra's back!"

[@supershinystar5515]

2:20 “The hit title Hydlide” Excuse me what?

[@shawnfields2757]

Maybe they meant to say shit title, but either couldn't spell it, or maybe it's a typo or they censored it?

[@micdrop344]

The game was a huge hit in Japan and it came out about three to five years before it hit North America.

[@shawnfields2757]

@@micdrop344 Oh ok. Thanks for the help dude.

[@micdrop344]

@@shawnfields2757, anytime.

[@shawnfields2757]

@@micdrop344Cool. Thanks. I hope to see you around the net. Until then, have a great day/night, and remember to stay beautiful.

[@PrestonGarveyofthesettlements]

Are you he? you're a pimp! -the complementing vampire.

[@wikthedik4065]

but he isn't a straight baller like the ALMIGHTY NUPTUP

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Yes, that's enigmatic.

[@retro.gfuture5911]

A R E Y O U H E? Y O U R A P I M P!

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

I've always wanted to say that to someone just to get a reaction. I love that bit to death.

[@ElysetheEevee]

@@some-clown I liked your comment because I hate when people misspell those few simple words, but to be fair, the OP misspelled "compliment", so....

[@badgermcwaffles4834]

"like turn your plate armor into an herb..." i don't even have a response to say to that. that alone sums up this game rofl

[@InterEDGE]

Badger McWaffles Honestly, that sounds exactly like something one of the Souls games would do. Allow you to do something that would completely screw you over that you would never do willingly unless you had no idea what it did.

[@badgermcwaffles4834]

***** It's truly a middle finger to the player haha at least the Souls games were like made to do that

[@PorkpieJohnny]

InterEDGE "So I accidentally hit the blacksmith and now he won't stop trying to kill me"

[@lucasbeck1391]

@@InterEDGE no you dont get screwed over like that in the souls games

[@DCBiscuit]

Lucas beck That sounds like something Dark Souls would do. Maybe not armor but the Souls version would turn your boots into lasagna trays and reduce your movement. I mean, we’re talking about a game series where store NPCs can be permanently killed or permanently agro’d.

[@caliggyjack7480]

Jared' s utter disdain for the Hydlide series never stops being funny

[@jonahsauve1086]

I love ProJared so much I'm so glad he's getting a comeback

[@Eightbog]

Re-Watching All the ProJared Videos anyone else?

[@anonamously5858]

Yeah... I wish he'd do more xD

[@cynthiabrogan9215]

Yep. Virtual haadlad

[@Brainsore.]

Blitz Beast just started actually.

[@hipstersephiroth3722]

I am he is great reviews better than escapist stiking jerk

[@gaintxander3666]

Blitz Beast brand new to him. he seems really funny

[@sydneythompson5600]

I like that the manual says "the hit title hydlide is back!!" -__- riiiiiiight...

[@sydneythompson5600]

REALLY????? o__o huh... wouldn't have expected that... >.>

[@sydneythompson5600]

just look at some of the content they create and yeah, that's an easy thing to figure out. XP

[@adudzik]

Hydlide first came out in Japan in 1984. There was no North American version until 1989, by which point there were buckets of superior games to compare it to, notably The Legend of Zelda (1986). But it was an innovative game when it first came out. Prominent releases from 1984 were games like Tetris, Duck Hunt, Paperboy, Marble Madness and Excitebike-there were few RPG games at the time, and close to zero action RPGs. Of course The Legend of Zelda made Hydlide look like hot trash, but for more than a year, in Japan, Hydlide was legitimately the most interesting game of its kind. Games were primitive, especially before the NES-keep in mind that in North America, Pac-Man was still a top-seller as late as 1982!

[@sydneythompson5600]

oh wow. o.o I never knew any of that.. that's neat! :P

[@lddestroier814]

And it's absolutely right. I hit my hydlide cartridge all the time.

[@stephendonovan9084]

Super Hydlide was foreshadowing. It was warning you, Jared. It, as the best of the Hydlides, was trying to save you from what was to come. This is a Sega game, and it is a joke.

[@DrDolan2000]

That makes sense

[@ratxinxaxcage]

Ah, the hydlide trilogy. How I’ve missed you. I never gave up on you Jared, happy to revisit the classics.

[@ZorotheGallade]

Dammit Varalis, stop gaioshfiouhjvweing the princess!

[@ruttsuco.804]

Varalis: ILL DO WHAT I WANT! As long as some guy doesn't come into my castle and kill me- OH NO THAT SPECIFIC THING HAPPENED TO ME X.X

[@honkhonk877]

Varalys*

[@biraptor6205]

ohhhhh you must be soooooo coooool when you are killed you get a statue of yourself, hmhm, not edgy at all.

[@PANZERFAUST90]

You spelled his name wrong.

[@Danko1900]

"Yes, that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a Pimp!" I couldn't stop laughing at that part!

[@slatebrick6016]

You're so engaging. I forgot what a good reviewer you are. Oh and could you do more D&D stuff? that would be fun

[@davidgeorge1943]

0:06 when you realize you have to go back to school

[@lvl5Vaporeon]

So a large meaningless world with lackluster content and a bad ending? Wow Jared. You reviewed No Man's Sky before it even came out!

[@tonyrigorous]

Savage.

[@miciah8340]

lvl5Vaporeon savage level:99999

[@16ktsgamma]

To be fair the ending was part of the original Hydelide.

[@shinny_grimmy]

16ktsgamma That's like saying it's alright that your car broke down, because your last car did the same thing.

[@anotheronebitesthedust6100]

You forgot that the world is randomly generated.

[@toastwings9358]

wait... the manual says "the hit title HYDLIDE is back." do I even have to point out the flaw with that sentence?

[@Battle_64]

Makes you wonder how the devs of this game were even able to get 4 games out. Like, was the first game such an amazing success that this needed to happen?

[@blaze45ful]

they say that in japan it was a huge succes in its time.

[@toastwings9358]

blaze45ful WAAAAAAT?!?

[@salvatoreventura4623]

yes we get it hit title lol

[@gurvmlk]

+blaze45ful I can imagine that, since there probably wasn't really anything else like it at the time. Of course, when Zelda came out Hydlide was made totally obsolete, but before Zelda it was probably the only adventure RPG available, and when you have nothing similar to compare a game to even the most flawed titles can seem good.

[@MatTen532]

Can't wait till Jared covers this game in Now In The 90's

[@werewolf4925]

Hopefully new comments on your old videos also help you out :3

[@icarusmarioFAN]

If Virtual Hydlide got a Hydlide/10 and Hydlide got a Bee sting/10, does that mean that Virtual Hydlide also gets a Bee sting/10?

[@AlanStagner]

+FireIcarus I think mathematically speaking that's actually (Bee Sting/10)/10

[@_Altus]

+Masaaki Hosoi So is that *half* a Bee Sting out of ten, or *two* Bee Stings out of ten?

[@AlanStagner]

+Ruin That's one tenth of a bee sting out of ten.

[@_Altus]

Masaaki Hosoi I wasn't clear. I understand the math, I'm not talking about that. I meant that since a Bee Sting is bad, and that's why it was used, would (Bee Sting/10)/10 mean it's only half as bad, or twice as bad?

[@AlanStagner]

+Ruin If we assume bee sting actually stands for a number, and the scale is lower=worse and higher=better, than according to Google calculator and a few test substitutions for bee sting I think that actually makes it 10 times worse. Which, judging from ProJared's reaction at the very start of the video, might not be far from the truth.

[@AQWWill]

"ugh.. HYDLIDE... Saying the same gives you a gag reflex... HYDLIDE."

[@underarkduke9172]

avgn

[@peteranderson5296]

+Nova ...Sounds so wretched and foul... Maybe it's pronounced "hid-lide", but who knows? And who even knows what the fvck it means? ~AVGN's introductory line, "Hydlide", Episode 86

[@graceskate]

it's true it does lol

[@seto635]

+Nova ... I'm curious as to what he would say to this game. or the Japanese second game (Projared said Super Hydlide was technically game 3, and AVGN does play some games only released in Japan)

[@MiloTheMightyDude]

Dr. Jyklle and Mr. Hydlide. 'Nuff said.

[@calvinskithepolishamerican7524]

0:05 The sound of true pain

[@the1stwing]

"Hey, look what I found! You know what this means- WEEE MINECART SEQUENCE!!! It somehow works in both directions despite having a 15 foot jump!"

[@FoxGlove_]

Next is STOP MOTION Hydlide

[@ruttsuco.804]

Then Hydlide 64!

[@FoxGlove_]

+Sans The Skeleton Then Hydlide the SHOW

[@ruttsuco.804]

then hydlide point and click adventure

[@FoxGlove_]

Don't forget Hydlide Learning FUN

[@ruttsuco.804]

hydlide simulator!

[@flan1299]

I want Bethesda to make a Skyrim style remake of Hydlide

[@TheBrutalSax]

Jim the Dovahkiin...

[@lizzycorvus5109]

With a F*ck You, Nature DLC!

[@joshuahadams]

I made a "Jim the Knight" character in Skyrim. Altmeri knight with a sword an shield. It was fun.

[@diegojose193]

***** Lol yass

[@Monody512]

I want Bethesda to make a Hydlide style remake of Skyrim.

[@EPKLemonz]

Can y'all imagine when we finally get a new Pro Review and see the intro again. Welcome back, Jared!

[@edcellwarrior]

I think he said that the creator of the intro song won’t let him use it anymore.

[@HEMIpoweredherochao]

. . . . not like he needs it.

[@Cheshipuss]

@@edcellwarrior What a redundant thing to restrict. Unless he also wants him to take it out of every single video it's in as well, any additional videos wouldn't make a difference. He's just acting like a child at that point.

[@KaibaSeto.]

@@Cheshipuss One could argue that he just doesn't want to be associated with the whole scandal One could if he didn't make a remix of the song mocking Jared's situation

[@Takimeko]

@@Cheshipuss He still uses it for his new videos as the outro theme.

[@bappojujubes981]

6:47 "You get Tool. Yeah, I get Tool! It's great!"

[@ChiefCoralcola]

Jared's intro face never gets old... even after 3 years of watching this video.

[@senorbones1869]

ChiefCoralcola this comment didn't age well

[@peenywallie]

@@senorbones1869 lol

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

@@senorbones1869 Talk about irony

[@senorbones1869]

@@MasterOfKnowledge. yep

[@WaterLines333]

That noise at the very begining. That is the sound of pure fear and hatred.

[@GorillaBorg]

No. It's much worse. That is the sound of a mans soul coming apart at the seams and dying. Not the body, but the soul. It's a fate ten times worse than death.

[@WaterLines333]

GorillaBorg or the sound of dragging a Led Zeppelin fan to a beiber concert.

[@GorillaBorg]

[NKH] Plymouth Haefeli That also works.

[@spool122]

GorillaBorg or a man who's been taken to deepest and darkest parts of hell, and has been tortured by the very thought of the dark evil. By "deepest, darkest parts of hell", i mean the back of a flea market, and by "dark evil" i mean Virtual Hydlide.

[@ARandomLoafOfBread]

Or simply a man facing the prospect of playing Virtual Hydlide. A fate worse than death.........

[@bluezilla2547]

Still the best intro to ANY of his videos. I legit watched it numerous times before getting anywhere close to watching the full video proper. If you've seen the reviews for the first 2 games you'll understand EXACTLY why he would be making that face and noise upon dealing with another Hydlide game.

[@raygatana1886]

I hit shuffle on the full ProJared playlist and this was the first video. We're in for a good ride folks

[@MegaAnimazing]

"you just touch one of the trees, but if you touch the wrong one, BEEEEEES!!!!" It came back.

[@gappletime9437]

Line came as I read your comment XD

[@Shiirow]

***** Not the bees~!! Not the bees~!!

[@MegaAnimazing]

Shiirow overused meme is overused.

[@TheTrueChuster]

***** So did I.

[@mattpace1026]

To be fair, how many people do you think could survive stings from bees that big?

[@JorseyBurden]

When you showed the title screen my mind denied that Atlus made this game and blurred it when I read it

[@zynnyzoo]

Takeshi's Challenge!? Oh, WAUGH is me!

[@videomaker580]

+Jorsey Burden Publish isn't the same thing as develop. T&E Soft Inc appears to be the company that actually made the game. Atlus only made the game available for everyone to purchase.

[@videomaker580]

+Don Patawaran Thank you! I saw this pic on Google images and had to use it.

[@icarusmarioFAN]

+Jorsey Burden Why are you Takeshi?!

[@JorseyBurden]

Why are you not?

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

0:05 When your crush says “let’s just be friends.”

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

Atlus? Like...Persona Atlus!?

[@ZeroTar]

TooEliteForYou the one and only

[@KuruttaKoibito]

Or the book of maps ( I think) called the atlas!?! *Dramatic Thud sound effect*

[@coffeemugentertainment3811]

Fatlus

[@queenismyfavoriteband9904]

shan muguca tensoob!!!!

[@Noobymanfire]

Coffeemug Entertainment 🅱️atl- no, I fucking hate that meme.

[@DaviddeBergerac]

Y'know. I think Hydlide had a better ending than Virtual Hydlide. At least in Hydlide the "Congratulations" had an ! after it.

[@l0stndamned]

The vampire and the mage are implied to escape the first fight (turning into a bat and teleporting respectively), hence why you fight them again but not the other bosses. Due to the terrible graphics I only notices this on my second play-through.

[@l0stndamned]

***** It was one of those stupid teenage dares :)

[@Rakuyo13]

but the manual says that its impossible to play twice

[@maxiz6073]

l0stndamned are you insane?

[@olivius8891]

You played it twice?

[@bloodstoneore4630]

l0stndamned why did you play this twice?

[@FireballFlareblitz734]

“I’m playing Hydlide…” “I’m playing SUPER Hydlide…” “*weak screams of anguish*”

[@SlitherLament]

My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 16

[@ScreamDemon462]

Keep going

[@EymericSeven]

ATLUS ?! Persona, Catherine, Shin Megami tensei ATLUS ?!

[@TheBrianJ]

+Eymeric Seven (Eymeric777) Following the success of Persona, Shin Megami Tensei, and Catherine, Atlus published their masterpiece: Virtual Hydlide.

[@EymericSeven]

Is this the real life ? ;-;

[@eyem6407]

+Eymeric Seven (Eymeric777) is this just fantasy?

[@harleyalegarbes3297]

+Eyem caught in a landslide

[@GreenNinjaTea]

+Harley Alegarbes no escape from reality

[@arkhamfivehundred]

You know your game is a disaster if it makes Zelda's Adventure CD-i look like a masterpiece.

[@USERNAME-ts9kh]

no nothing is worse than the zelda cdi games

[@aguynamedlynx6397]

The cdi games are the "So bad it is good" type

[@blinkachu05]

@@aguynamedlynx6397 They're Hilarious, not good.

[@lamfan3591]

USERNAME123 Wanna bet?

[@ScreamDemon462]

Ok don't go that far

[@ashe2253]

"We have left the realm of frames per second to seconds per frame"

[@greymaster8203]

Everybody should have asked your side Jared

[@aryanpatel2924]

I DESPERATELY hope the Internet takes this as a lesson to never make their judgement until all sides are heard. The fucked thing is that there's no way in hell this will happen because the Internet, nay, humanity as a whole never learns from their mistakes. It's a shame, it really is. In a perfect world, bad things like this only happen once and then never again. But this ain't no perfect world, now is it?

[@heartstriker2831]

"not the bees!!!! aaaahhhhh!!!!aaaaahhhhh!!!!!aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!" - Jim the Knight

[@min._.5940]

killed by bees

[@astro6239]

akso Portly dude the Knight... dead by bees.

[@annakuehne5126]

fuck you nature

[@calilaployploy2827]

anything but the bees!!!!....aaahh....mi eyes....ahhh!!!

[@astro6239]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!~1!111111!!!!!!!1

[@ceedthemediocre]

For the curious at the 11:30 mark... Turns out, he's speaking Japanese. Slowed down and reversed. purei suru ninzuu o erande kudasai Which means "Please choose the number of players".

[@davidspring4003]

The answer to that is 0

[@pigfish99]

thats because this is using an engine... FOR GOLF.

[@alexanderkosten7611]

@@pigfish99 Now I'm imagining the horrible alternate universe where Hydlide managed to achieve mainstream success instead of Zelda, and had a golf spinoff series like Mario does. I feel a deep need to inflict this traumatizing idea upon anyone else who stumbles into this comment section.

[@kylewynn3147]

4:16 What do you mean Jared? You get score. What all true warriors strive for.

[@YassineTorchani-dc2cm]

Scores really mean nothing

[@AlpenSkyWatcher]

My home tab and recommendations keeps getting filled with ProJared videos. And I havent been bored from his vids.

[@sunnysideup137]

"It's like sacrificing a child with every swing!" "Good thing I don't care about kids." You're cool Subbed.

[@livbarnhart1605]

***** "Are you HE? You're a PIMP!" Best game quote of all time...I am snickering just while typing this...

[@-mykerthegeek-2713]

using the invincibilty star's theme from super mario while playing the death montage is hilariously ironic.

[@blythebell3588]

My thoughts exactly.

[@Kreiser_VII]

After rewatching every ProReview several times, I can say without doubt that this is easily the best Cold Opening. I'm sure that if Cold Openings have a chance to return, they're gonna learn from this... Curiously it's the last of them, well, better to end on a high note

[@loganreads90]

0:05 Jared's accusers when Jared spills the real tea.

[@sarahvilardi3071]

This game gets a bee sting/100.

[@JackStache]

Zack Vilardi 10000000000000*

[@Noid]

Is that division? Wouldn’t that mean that it isn’t as painful as the bee sting is further from the largest value?

[@DerekEidahl]

"...making it impossible to play this game twice""Well they got that right."XD

[@user-rx1xt2nd5e]

This intro is godlike

[@carlrichie2012]

Watching this now, hope you get back on your feet and start creating awesomeness like this again soon

[@Thunderfox77]

11:29 never gets old

[@CuddleMushroom]

Thunderfox77 i wish i could give you more thumbs ups :(

[@AndyStriker13LP]

2:09 that is the face of true fear and agony

[@TheRansyn]

HOW WAS THIS SEVEN YEARS AGO

[@SPARTAN_B-312]

"And then Varalys gjbhgjberh and the princess explodes into fairies! :D"

[@EvilDoresh]

This needs a HD remake.

[@jacknotbarakat]

Oh, hi there, Satan! :)

[@EvilDoresh]

Jack Is A Fangirl I just want to preserve this classic for future generations :3

[@halfhalo33]

Get a emulator, then get a ROM, set the display @ 1080p w/ some AA.

[@EvilDoresh]

halfhalo33 But what about the textures :3 ?!

[@koshi6505]

halfhalo33 I don't think that would work. The art is digitized.

[@shademeadows2424]

I Like the fact that he redo the same jokes and phrases from the original Hydlide review! and it is still funny in a different way! XD (so many SAME things to list... LOVE IT)

[@titan7181]

this is probably still my favorite cold open he has ever done.

[@opa-age]

Thanks for the review, this game actually impressed me a lot more than I expected, being one of the earliest 3D RPGs ever made.

[@thesilverblueman]

(manual) the hit title hydlide is back again. I cant stop laughing at that

[@hard4games]

Dear Lord...this game...

[@hard4games]

Arrimas Arrington Hello!

[@hard4games]

Good! What about it?

[@lynisarobinson9184]

Huh?

[@mangar49]

wow jared looks tramatized like he just saw the TWO WORLDS get it?

[@HatsunThePidgeon1]

Mastermind Zebra haaaaaaa bad puns are bad :3

[@TNewGuy001]

That intro...never gets old. "Auuuuuugh-"

[@Tiger74147]

That 40 billion combinations jab gave me a good chuckle!

[@kid14346]

Childhood Nightmare Games ProJared - Hydlide Caddicarus - Rascal Racers ... That's actually all I know...

[@CoffeeNinjaderp]

Every NES gamer - E. ..... No I can't even type the name of that steaming pile of dog shit.

[@newsuperstevebros]

CoffeeNinjaderp Do you mean E.T.? Because that was for atari 2600, you goof troop.

[@CoffeeNinjaderp]

No I mean like Eh.... The game I was referring to was Dr. Jekyll and... Mr. Hyde. :(

[@CoffeeNinjaderp]

***** Don't copy me please. That was what I was referencing.

[@CoffeeNinjaderp]

Seems legit

[@Shogunelite]

The hell did the vampire say?

[@Snandra66]

Nesto Navalo Yes, that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp!

[@Shogunelite]

I meant what did it actually say.

[@Snandra66]

Nesto Navalo I don't know, ask the developers, even though they were probably higher than the Empire State Building when they programmed it.

[@Shogunelite]

I'm almost disappointed to say but it's a backmask of the Japanese saying purei suru ninzuu o erande kudasai. Roughly translated it means: Please Choose the number of players. And it was slowed down to give a deeper voice. Now that we know what this gibberish means I can sleep a little better at night.

[@Snandra66]

Nesto Navalo It still sounds like he's high.

[@Mingulinthu]

So many years later and I still keep coming back to hear those first 7 seconds. Absolute highest grade ghoulish screech.

[@alphawolf7417]

Jim: "I kill slimes." All of us:"Yes you do."

[@Automat1cJack]

11:29 - "Yes, that's enigmatic! Are you he? You're a Pimp!!" I fuckin' lost my shit at this line =P

[@ignacionadeo1306]

If I met a woman who told me she kicked a puppy's head so hard it spun like a rotor blade, I'd marry her on the spot, because that woman's a supervillain, and the only guy safe from a supervillainess is her husband.

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

+king bloxxor (kingbloxxor) I don't

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

+king bloxxor (kingbloxxor) to many words

[@sociallyineptrecluse8756]

+Tomzar tac after the black widow is done fucking the girl eats the dude

[@AlanStagner]

+Notgonnatellyou notgonnasayit I give that logic a bee sting out of ten.

[@ikalimah]

+Notgonnatellyou notgonnasayit That or you know...you'll be her bitch she takes her anger out on...which might be good depending on how she takes it out on you.

[@Archvale8]

Honestly, your best opening, it cracks me up every single time, and an awesome way to retire the old bit. One of my fav reviews of yours!

[@sageoffire3964]

0:04 That moment where you've officially given up on a game franchise.