HMP Prison Cell Tour UK

[@billlyturnip6202]

In bed for 8 after being locked up all day with a 12inch telly . Few bottles of shampoo some self raising flour . Gangster life 😂

[@SamAndLorraineSpain]

😂😂

[@kg7767]

All them shoes just to walk down some stairs and back😂😂😂

[@whitemanblackvan2706]

He has to leave all of them in there. Can’t walk on the roads with them after wearing them in pen!!!!

[@drips1030]

Best comment 😂

[@3mbr436]

Literally 😂😂😂😂

[@farmazooticalz]

​@@whitemanblackvan2706why not bro???

[@RenzMadeIt]

@@whitemanblackvan2706yeah u can g wdym

[@DT-mo5qc]

So just to summarise, he has a couple of T shirts off the market, some very odd footwear and some Nesquik. Alternatively he could have got a job in Maccy D’s earned over 100k in the last 5 years and been free. Carlsberg don’t make Muppets…….

[@Scott-md8fe]

Yeah exactly...he's boasting like he has everything he needs in life.

[@rosscopeeco69]

Looks like he's been eating the maccy d though

[@piratepat898]

😂😂😂comment is jks

[@gols187]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 these fools never learn

[@unusedsub3003]

Yeh man, but working with the general public in the service sector 😖

[@Doublefiggaz16]

I'd rather be out here with one pair of dusty Nikes than in jail with 5 pairs of top designer

[@richardmcgonigle1160]

Bare feet my friend yes yes.

[@drips1030]

But it's all about the crepes bro 😂

[@User_199-d4r]

Good for you

[@BillTangy]

Money man 🤣 some battered old trainers with a skin tight tracksuit on 🤣

[@Mark01210]

😂😂😂

[@JustDaniel6764]

And some Nesquik

[@UnknownSavage-x4d]

That's what you get in the comment section when let church pagans record in the first place

[@User_199-d4r]

​@@Mark01210 neek you run away from your mums yard cah you got bare scared 😂😂😂

[@Mark01210]

@@User_199-d4r Can you repeat that in English please?

[@andrewcooper3503]

I'm a money man, done nearly 6 years and he's never had it so good. 😂

[@martinrendell4305]

Ur covering your face but ur in a tracksuit that the whole govs see u in everyday 😂😂

[@jeeves_uk]

more for the fact that the videos getting shared online you sausage.

[@thechunkyone7118]

Them shoes are rank. They deserve a prison sentence

[@Carpingsince71]

How he been in 5 years an he still ain't got his own duvet?

[@joemurgatroyd333]

I don't get you, can you repeat?

[@WhoIsRuccaz]

Man they got a solo cell, private bathroom area and a shower?! This looks like some NYC apartments

[@optimised120]

The showers on a timer, and it’s not private, it’s literally just a towel 😂

[@tonybarlow1534]

Lv trainers and lacoste tracksuit 😂😂😂😂

[@unelectedbureaucrat2003]

What's wrong with Lacoste? Better than that gay designer shit

[@user-od9dw2hk5o]

​@@unelectedbureaucrat2003triggered? 😂

[@drips1030]

​​@@unelectedbureaucrat2003 Lacoste isn't "designer $h1t" ??!!??!! 😂

[@Plus-l-]

@@unelectedbureaucrat2003alot of internet gangsters i bet tony will snitch

[@darcysandler952]

5 and a half years in jail and he's still built like a bag of milk😂😂

[@Mohammed.M86577]

Hhahahhahahah

[@Semtex_1992]

Ben Askren 😂

[@moose5996]

🤣🤣

[@UnknownSavage-x4d]

Not everyone can be built like you man fake pagans

[@MrTwister86660]

I’d rather have regular clothes, my freedom and decent food

[@arjandevolli7574]

prison is waste of life my brother spent 12 years in prison and believe me he has issues coping with life in real world, young lads stay away from crime prison is hell

[@User_199-d4r]

Good for you

[@jaydentate6080]

Helmets

[@THEpaulyBOY44]

Lol for five and half in a uk 🇬🇧 jail he’s broke and the fake shoes ain’t shit lol he’s pads peppered

[@DaveSCameron]

Failed people don't deserve trainees...

[@kaisakev4468]

Omg these gangster wannabes make me cringe !!!!

[@JasonSmith-w4n]

Cringe galore

[@Livethedream1988]

Imagine when the video stops and they both sit on the bed watching what they just recorded 😂

[@AJ_1199]

He’s getting bummed, and them trainers aren’t his anymore 😂😂

[@ishakali8634]

Deffo for slim shady right here!

[@Shane-mp8nz]

@@ishakali8634 drop the Koran.

[@Joonagoona]

Nar bro he’s converted to Islam nobody’s bothering him, if you didn’t know Islam runs most jails nowadays.

[@ragedapeevo7560]

You said that like it was some sort of powerful message. The fact Jail is full of Muslim gangs throwing violence and drugs about speaks volumes.@@Joonagoona

[@kingsaxon]

​@@Joonagoonano dey dont

[@NemesisGrowz]

That’s a broke cell I had Xbox 360 my mash freeview recorder 120gb my usb stick full of movies and porn cause pornos are banned in jail and certainly didn’t have prison issue bedding I had duvet.

[@simonostinelli187]

Ok anonymous you had over 3 grands worth of shoes in prison! Broke cell you sure you've been???

[@claudiaisabelbarrionuevo3286]

​@@simonostinelli187 999888j888888.z2

[@gordonbennett3213]

You get me, my guy, yeah alright you doin your thing. Manna bad man out here, big up my self innit fam. I do this and I do that bro manna push 50 each side. Lickle lickle. Do you know what I mean, you get me! Rrrr

[@roastedicons1234]

A money man in a cell walking the wings living the dream😂😂😂

[@Nosurrender72]

They let u think that but i been there and its not a dream atal.

[@h1xy889]

Manny market wardrobe is strong

[@mufcmusic8514]

Over £2000 on trainers be ause drug dealers can't invest they're money so they have to waste it lol. If your reading this comment please know the criminal life is a waste of time and people try justify it by feeling sorry for themselves like ' I didn't have any opportunities ' ect We need to teach the youth the right way not glorify negative waste of time ish

[@EaZyxNoW]

Wow he's living the life 😂

[@davidthorpe3294]

I get Ya still. he had to join the mat gang to keep his shit

[@CRACKBABY13k]

uk aint shit bro😂. yall only got knife crime. there. selling dutch drugs. or smokig that uk crack gas.

[@Itsmetheworldsgreatest]

All the weak degenerates join the mat gang

[@Joonagoona]

A lot of man’s convert to Islam for protection in pen. Facts

[@kirstytirabasso9260]

Yo 😂😂😂😂

[@UnknownSavage-x4d]

If he was in the right mindset he would of joined the mat gang rather than the church gang he would be better off now

[@hunglikeanhamster931]

Living the dream bruv…get me 😂😂😂

[@User_199-d4r]

Yeah funny bruv get me always funny to laugh on someone else's downfall but never look around your own surroundings and circle yeah pretty funny being a joker as you are

[@spudhead1161]

​@user-dq2uz8op9x His own down fall. Shouldn't be a sausage and try brag what he has on here.

[@blightedgrounds]

These dudes are getting all dressed up just for other dudes 😂

[@gingerseanie]

You couldn’t pay me £1100 to try them spikey kicks on !

[@Warrior84358]

I covered up my face but look this is my cell 🤣🤣🤣

[@arjandevolli7574]

maybe he wasn't in his cell

[@drips1030]

In his Lacoste suit 😂

[@User_199-d4r]

He's been dumb like that nothing new no lie

[@colin_297]

I did a straight 5 1/2 in 2001-2007 where there was no smart phone and basic Nokia was like gold dust. times were hard

[@DaveSCameron]

You're a hero!

[@pedroatkinson1849]

Well done top g 👏

[@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo]

I preferred it back then everyone didn't adopt that fake black London accent yet white boys spoke like white boys

[@mrb3673]

Wow. Your dead hard

[@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo]

@@mrb3673 mate tell us you're a teenager without screaming it no one said they were hard do you know how many people go to jail every year and it's been 20 years since for some of us you have no comprehension of how long 20 years is at 14. Also it's "You're"perhaps you could use some porridge they have books there.

[@Itsahardknocklife9690]

Is there someone in HR I can talk to? Or is there an email I can send my C.V in to. Also, is accommodation included?

[@brianmagnall7772]

That’s actually a decent cell

[@211inprogress]

No.

[@Ste_Brit]

It’s still a cell though 🤷🏻‍♂️ He’s still locked in it 23 hours a day 😂 He still can’t bend his mrs over. Still can’t go for a drive or a walk around. Worst of all he’s still a Muslim and still going to the same place his false prophet went to ⬇️ Ive done jail and know what it’s like to be missing the simple things in life

[@imtryingtobenice752]

​@@211inprogress Hes got his own shower, thats a decent cell dude.

[@211inprogress]

@@imtryingtobenice752 stop trying to be nice. 😆✌️

[@imtryingtobenice752]

@@211inprogress I can't help it, people get offended by what i say sometimes, so its my backup incase of those situations. Do what you gotta do dude, especially these days folk get offended by every fkn thin

[@robinelliott-ni2eh]

Its easy to have clothes like that when you miss out on holidays, birthdays, Christmases...

[@fern.theblackgoldendoodle]

How they acting like any of this is good. Certain things ya cant buy . Im goin for a walk in the woods 😅

[@craigcollyer568]

Shower in the cell is a luxury and a half never had that before

[@realBarronTrump]

whys the TV so small??

[@mrxxbrian]

this guy has a bigger collection of shoes than me and he's stuck in prison

[@RadagonTheRed]

0:08 - Ha he’s got a shitty Krystal TV! When I was locked up I got a Phillips.

[@James-dz4ix]

You get me hahahaha😂

[@f1ash1]

It doesn't matter what you got in your cell yh a phone makes it easier to keep in contact with your close ones and yh when your young it's all about what you got or who your having it with but as we get older for most bods things change and I'd rather be living in a room on road with very little except the choice to be with my family and close people, over 13 years behind the door many as a yo sad watching history repeat itself and there's nothing to do to make a change

[@ianroberts3803]

Wise words

[@Mr_Rabbit]

Got the LOOOBs n dat

[@stevenobrien3763]

I wouldn’t wear that Shite on my feet ratting👀🥴😂😂

[@MrFas4wd]

What’s the self raising flour for? He got a contraband oven stashed under the bed?

[@markbebber2284]

This is what happens when you get your priorities all wrong.

[@BitsofSkin]

A few packs of Nesquick and he’s Gangsta.

[@wallis34]

manz are b7allin it up in HMP. damn i might go out and purposely get arrested, so I can be ballin too.

[@alexbrown4235]

Still getting the giro

[@fullywaved2859]

When you makes a prison cell like home you got problems trust me

[@Mr.D.Michael]

Yes yes. We Get You. Don't Worry. Expensive Crappy Trainers - I thought Islam taught Humility.

[@ahmedkhannaz4649]

Maybe hes not practicing we alll human n make mistakes or he wouldn't be in prison would he pork boi

[@User_199-d4r]

I thought Jesus taught white boys to stay out of prison 😂😂😂

[@NotoriousKzd]

Converted so he’s protected

[@stevenrussell4678]

Man’s just had a drop from Iceland he must be top dog imagine been able to pick what shoes you want to wear walking about the landing pure muppet 😂

[@ChickenSagittarius]

Your never getting out, you get me

[@burrowsgod]

Does my man drink all that shampoo??

[@heaveauhu1335]

We get you

[@quietman3234]

Soon as i land i have a quilt new pillow covers. That man sounds more Jamaican than bob marly. Ha😅😅😅😅

[@jashall30]

Man living etta than me on the out side 😂😂

[@joseph1219]

How’s that

[@simonostinelli187]

No he's not bruv why because he's got a few pairs of trainers a tracksuit and some fucking nestle milkshakes lol he can't go to MacDonalds or be with a woman he can't kiss or hug a woman can't have sex with her nothing, trust me on this he'd wear flip flops just to eat some good food (not MacDonald absolutely shite) or just chill in a bed with a woman!!! Food family and fucking! Ask anyone who's been to prison wand one of them F's is going to be in their answer!!!!

[@liamg9846]

What's he do with the self raising? 🤣 Pretend lines

[@drips1030]

How embarrassing! That is serious cringe there on both sides. Don't get me wrong, I'm not innocent in life. I've been to prison. Bud dayum man, these idiots have real issues. How sad they're going on like that 😂😂

[@Sirjohnfootball]

Did you get bummed when you was in prison?

[@Cranium1210]

​@Sirjohnfootball yeah he got plugged everyday and his nickname was USB C .

[@drips1030]

@@Sirjohnfootball yeah man. By pad mate's, as soon as my door was open, in the showers. Handed over all my canteen too. Mugged right off daily bro. But I soldiered on some how, got through the intense bullying and SA. All from people like in this video. It's a savage world we live in. 😭

[@drips1030]

@@Cranium1210 you proper mug 😂

[@drips1030]

@@Cranium1210 I see you. Muppet.

[@Burnleyfc1982]

White man wid a prayer Matt haha doing well kid

[@ahmedkhannaz4649]

Lay off drugs or Stella acting like Albania Bosnia Kosovo aren't European muslim countries also Russia n Georgia both 10-15% Muslim n Macedonia n Montenegro also has big Muslim populations list goes on

[@skitz-oh]

Doesnt look that bad tbf, is there a time limit on tv?

[@jonryder7825]

He's living the dream..

[@Hff19927]

Basically a teenagers bedroom 😂

[@notoriouswes215]

What jail/prison is this..? They living good

[@ButcheryTapes]

When do we eat?

[@matthewjames5090]

Imagine flexing this 😂😂😂

[@vhira]

Where’s the tub of Vaseline that you need whilst you’ve in the shower 🤣🤣🤣

[@Elvis-guy1973]

We can't see his face because he's a beast!😂😂

[@Robert-sb9xc]

Many of these kufz abusing prayer mats for furniture. Disgusting, I need to insha'Allah start praying myself

[@Cranium1210]

Someone has been ordering from DH gate .

[@rikzrk453]

How they allow showers in cells?

[@kazb3166]

It'll be a private prison, a few of them have showers in cells.

[@DaveSCameron]

Failed people who still believe they're smart, in gaol! 😂😂😂

[@robertellis6413]

^you git me^ ...error no

[@L555ENC1]

How far can he walk in them shoes??

[@dannys2969]

That's the man that was spiced up in the other video the guy with the beard

[@paddyeejit1954]

Wish I could go to jail and have all that Nesquik, you get me?

[@agmills86]

0:06 you get me? heres the Tetley

[@SB13130]

Bro prison bedding ent the one before i leave induction wing im coping my pwn bedding that and sliders for the showers on your first canteen that and all the ingredients for the whip up

[@ronaldfinch7420]

The comments are gold.

[@Ryanator1107]

Brudda sayin he’s a money man he can’t be wrong.. he’s got more shampoo than my mum, my ex, my ex before her, combined😭

[@3PLGGG]

That very smart to cover your face, you should have cover the room as well dude😂if they wanne find you, it's pizy champ😅

[@arronfrost2872]

Them shoes were in fashion when he went in.When he is out he will loom like he is wearing flintstones clobber

[@JakeBH]

Got everything but his freedom

[@happytalks7746]

Is he in the prison for lifetime ?

[@dongerz666]

Ride it mugs

[@UltimaLex]

Stop stacking up your KA cans lads. My advice genuinely get on that barbering course, legit money to be made when you get out instead of staying in this circus

[@harrymonk6]

So which one is the woman?

[@Carpingsince71]

120KGs. 😂 2 reps then go look in da mirror 😂

[@Crsigox001]

You get me 😂😂😂 what you do out there my guy😂 ffs

[@Jd-bu1bi]

Money man can’t add to 120 😂

[@kbee6223]

Well most Olympic barbells weighs 20kg, so 50 on each side equals to 120kg

[@timmymallet3809]

Still got ichy and scratchy blanket

[@kingkong81icloud]

That’s the prison hotel, I wish jail was so quiet , I know because I went 4 times

[@sunnysparkles4729]

Update: He got rushed, bummed and someone stole his trainers.. u feelin me blood.

[@drips1030]

That made me laugh out loud 😂👊

[@sunnysparkles4729]

@@hollowsesh90 even if he did die, no malice, it's a joke.

[@TruthHurts111]

Has anyone got him yet ?

[@danniecull2531]

Rather live a honest life and not have to be caged up

[@Reds786]

I had more than that in my cell after my first visit 😂

[@optimusaralius7756]

What does self raising flour and nesquik make absolutely nothing

[@crashMYbandicoot-iv8mw]

sheet where’s this at? Imma go in there and steal everything

[@samoday2992]

English lessons may be helpful

[@markzawadzki4198]

The man with the camera gives me jokes, he’s talking to the guy about his crêpes and matey saying he’s a money man and that then the guy with the camera looks at his bed and goes yeah prison sheets 😂😂😂😂 The guy going on about he’s a money man and showing off his trainers and that but he’s sleeping with prison sheets and that, He needs to get his priorities right, bro the first thing I do when I hit jail is get my bedding and that it’s not about them prison sheets when you can get your own bedding and duvet on the canteen sheet and even if your in a jail where you have to be enhanced and that bro was making out his got money so I would of thought he would of bought them from someone, 😂😂😂 You don’t know how many times I’ve been in jail where guys are going on like they have a money tree in their garden but they are still sleeping with the prison sheets 😂😂 Don’t get me wrong I get it that not everyone can pay out for bedding and that,bro I’ve been there but I know what I want over having 3/4 or even 5 pairs of trainers and that, bro I good with 2 pairs of trainers and a few clothes here and there but the bedding is the top of the list

[@kamrul828]

You've just mentioned exactly how I move in ma bang up btw bear jogging on the yard too.

[@Wayne-R-]

Just get a job and don’t go to jail in the first place, sleep in a nice comfy bed every night

[@ianroberts3803]

Fukin right bro...... H.M.P SOLDIER

[@kamrul828]

@@Wayne-R- if this hmp shit doesn't relate to ur past mistakes, then why are you here .

[@Wayne-R-]

@@kamrul828 because I want to be what’s it got to do with you