Honest Trailers - Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

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Audiences went bananas over the latest film in cinema's wordiest-titled franchise, so relive this summer's blockbuster hit, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Or is it Rise? We can never remember.
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Voiceover Narration by Jon: / jon3pnt0
Title design by Robert Holtby
Series Created by Andy Signore / andysignore & Brett Weiner
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Gilli Nissim, and Andy Signore
Edited by Dan Murrell & Jason Inman
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Are you still reading this?! If so, type "Apes. Together. Strong." in the comments below!!

[@josephwright4222]

honestly though, an ape wielding double machine guns on horseback whilst fighting a tank is the biggest cinematic achievement of all time

[@M0b1us_118]

I still can’t believe they got actual apes to ride on horseback with said machine guns.

[@vayne06]

​@@M0b1us_118Our hearts are with their trainers!😢

[@bradwright9477]

You know its great when even the Honest Trailers writers admit its awesome

[@SebideeTW]

***** We've got a badass over here guys, watch out.

[@meowmeow-di2qo]

The movie was extremely cliché when it came to some of the human characters and scenario on how there ended up being bad blood between the survivors and the apes. I cannot say that I didn't enjoy it though.

[@tektek10]

***** if you want unique story lines ... watch european movies ...

[@Johnnythefirst]

Thomas Thirlwall That's because the humans don't matter in this franchise. :p And of course there has to be bad blood, because eventually, they have to reach the storyline of the original...

[@gabrielfischel294]

***** maybe some of the humans were forgetable, but ceasar is a very good character and the ape society is very intersting

[@timrthoward7007]

best part of this movie is that there is no black and white good and bad guys, and u can understand all of the chracters' motives

[@lobsterrj]

You cant do a neo-Marxist race identity politics, there are no oppressed or oppressors, right or wrong, looks like real life, sad!

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

IDK, I felt like Koba was an evil character and a really bad guy. Had he not killed Ash, then maybe he would have been a gray character, someone with good intentions and motivations but simply misunderstood. But he killed Ash so that made his motivation clear that he is fighting for revenge, not for preservation.

[@dylancasey1702]

@@hittingyouoverthehead and he burned down their village and shot Ceaser just to rationalise his need and want for revenge

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@dylancasey1702 Nope, even those can be justified. He was trying to manipulate the rest of the apes to believe his philosophy by doing that. Brutus in Julius Caesar genuinely believed killing his best friend Caesar was what Rome needed. It really pained him in his heart of hearts to kill his best friend but he was convinced by other senators that Caesar is turning into a tyrant and soon he'll start using Rome for his personal gain if they didn't kill him. The only reason that the conspirers were able to briefly convince the crowd that killing Caesar was a good idea was because they had Brutus on their side. I would have equated Koba to Brutus, had he not killed Ash- just a misunderstood ape with good intentions but the wrong methods and wrong understanding.

[@dylancasey1702]

@@hittingyouoverthehead ok yeah i can see that

[@catkaboodle]

Even the Honest Trailer guy couldn't keep it together at the "ape riding on horseback with machine guns fighting a tank" segment. This movie was awesome, but this is one of the best Honest Trailers I've seen.

[@MaxwellHicks444]

I reported u trying to like ur comment sorry bout that

[@catkaboodle]

+The Drunkin Kitty No prob! One time I did that to someone else too! Nothing bad happened in either case, so you've got nothing to worry about haha I actually didn't know I was flagged... guess Google has people/computers reviewing all this stuff to determine whether it's actually bad or not.

[@jerrydixon1305]

I love this movie

[@saxmast3r]

Lol, that ending: "So... uh... where are all the monkey d*cks?" LMAO. xD

[@LadyLou9]

He's right you know.

[@saxmast3r]

Yeah. Haha.

[@Lovehandels]

That is a good question lol!

[@dnsimmons1able]

I was wondering about that, too.

[@davidmendez3899]

SAMUEL fincher I don't think animal genitals would make it R

[@pancheeetee]

Rise of the Dawn of the Start of the Planet of the Apes Origins the Beginning......i can't stop laughing....epic title...great work

[@garrettwhite8943]

Right!

[@JC_Cali]

I'm glad they said it!! That naming convention always bugged me, so I definitely like their's lol

[@barco10001]

part 1

[@AndrewCortesi]

That’s like placing every X-Men title into one

[@Hecuba107]

It’s like the Glove and Boots bit, “The Start of the Dawn of the Return to the Planet of the Apes of Tomorrow”.

[@Interestingenough4]

Since you mentioned "Babe", you should totally do an Honest Trailer for "Babe".

[@nicolasriveros943]

he also mention him in Mad Max Fury Road HT

[@thestuffofnerdz446]

That Batman comparison was fantastic

[@multiverse_media2023]

I got three words for you! WHERE’S THE TRIGGER!!!!??

[@Arkhamman2023]

@@multiverse_media2023 *SWEAR TO ME!*

[@multiverse_media2023]

*WHERE ARE THEY!?*

[@abhirupb316]

Funny since Matt Reeves is directing The Batman and Cesar (Serkis) is Alfred

[@Abominatrix650]

Caesar is closest we've ever gotten to a perfect live-action Detective Chimp performance. I could see him alongside Batman and take it 100% seriously

[@malachicoleman8406]

The plot wasn't about fixing a dam, that was just a way to get the apes and humans to find out about each other. It worked well too, because it's just like in real life when a group needs something that belongs to or is in the territory, like america wanting oil from the other country and how it causes conflict, so it's brilliant. The plot was actually about and revolved around Koba, Caesar, and all the stuff that happened as a result, not the dam.

[@jokubast6395]

So... you're THAT kind of a guy. OK.

[@SnowLeonhart]

Jokūbas Algimantas Turčakovas What kind? Clever one?

[@iuffcgpuu]

***** No, someone that thinks he is clever than others.

[@sleeplessfeed]

Arcanite Mage Why would that be an idiotic explanation? Please, enlighten me...

[@iuffcgpuu]

Samara Mitternacht I didn't say his explanation was stupid. He is just kind of a guy that couldn't understand the joke, thought he was so smart, and tried to explain how "brilliant" the plot was, which is not true because plot was simple as shit.

[@pentadeuce1086]

2:15 if you pause it at just the right moment you can see the skulls in Gastons eyes.

[@sameergrewal3194]

Penta Deuce Who cares man

[@pentadeuce1086]

sameer grewal hey I think it's interesting that they put that in, you don't have to care man

[@mrcooper6318]

GG disney, GG

[@tahirmehdi]

+Penta Deuce Wow, nice catch!

[@sameergrewal3194]

+ Joseph skinner hey skinny nobody asked you so you can keep your words inside thank you :)

[@lukassnakeman]

where do they keep the horses, where did they get the horses

[@Hollyberrystreats]

And why would they treat the horses the way we treat horses?! Is that just a plot hole? Or was it a deliberate hint that Ceasar and the rest of Ape society may be hypocritical about the plight of other (equally intelligent) animals. Are the sequels gonna get all Animal Farmy? Because I kinda love that idea, now that its in my head.

[@Hollyberrystreats]

FireStormBaller I don't necessarily mean the same kind of intelligence as Ceasar. They didn't take his magical Alzheimer's drug, but then neither did all those apes he gathered on the way to the Golden Gate Bridge battle thingie from the first, nor the next generation of apes. I just find it kinda...odd that they would treat another animal as inferior if they remember being treated that way.

[@ruekurei88]

+Holly Huffstutler Doesn't matter, in the animal kingdom there is and will always be a hierarchy. It's not so much 'do unto others', as there is no reason to abide by that reasoning, there is no ape bible and likely noone teaches that stuff, but laws of nature.

[@kuwinsitall]

i want to know if a gorilla would be too heavy for a horse to support

[@santoshbhat3514]

Rise of the dawn of the planet of the horses 🐎

[@errxr6129]

how could you not include lion king in the montage of villains falling

[@vandobilt]

Felony the-pony because Mufasa isn't a villain.

[@errxr6129]

no scar falls doesn't he? near the end

[@vandobilt]

Felony the-pony nah he gets killed i think

[@errxr6129]

hhmmmm i can't remember

[@jasminemaedbh7105]

Felony the-pony Scar falls into the fire surrounding Pride Rock I think after Simba pushes him. Cant quite remember though x

[@epicvoiceguy]

Excellent! I'm so happy about that title. :D I loved the cliche villain death SuperCut!

[@tolazsaman8617]

jon3.0 is on fire today

[@goran77ish]

Speaking of it, enyone else noticed that villains in both movies died same way. Falling down. Only first time Koba killed first villain, to be villain in next one. Tho, first was not true villain, more generic i love money guy.

[@DaemonCaedo1]

Every time I see the Robocop one it really annoys me, wondering WTF they did to his arms. Who thought that looked right in editing?

[@ErnestoCifer]

Please do Priest next

[@danny_phantom91]

Ernesto Cifer i second that motion. i wanna see an honest trailer of priest and a EWW that movie too

[@loneavenger5246]

"Rise of the Dawn of the Start of the Planet of the Apes Origins the Beginning" Holy shit I couldn't stop laughing at that XD

[@infumiinations1311]

And this was part 2

[@huellbabineaux7433]

DO GOLDENEYE

[@DOBROTAmafia]

...The Reckoning

[@DemonGroceryStore]

part 1

[@Szadek23]

Revelations

[@SilentBudgie]

Say: "I dreamed a dream in time gone by, When hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed that love would never die. I dreamed that God would be forgiving. Then I was young and unafraid, And dreams were made and used and wasted. There was no ransom to be paid, No song unsung, no wine untasted. But the tigers come at night, With their voices soft as thunder, As they tear your hope apart, As they turn your dream to shame. He slept a summer by my side. He filled my days with endless wonder. He took my childhood in his stride. But he was gone when autumn came. And still I dream he'll come to me, That we will live the years together. But there are dreams that cannot be, And there are storms we cannot weather. I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living, So different now from what it seemed. Now life has killed the dream I dreamed."

[@shadowdoofus4140]

Because he'll say all that -_-

[@kylec.9092]

What about just, "I dreamed a dream in time gone by.." That seems good enough.

[@phk590207]

You deserve an Oscar! =p If it's not copyright, off course.

[@PeaceLightning95]

phk590207 It's from Les Miserables.

[@izukumidoriyaisssss3049]

he won't say something that long

[@PurpleXTiger9]

Even though the death by fall isn't too original, it was always my favorite way for a character to go out (mainly the antagonist) when I was much younger. It still holds a special place in my heart, I loved this movie and it's final battle.

[@aarononeil9832]

Really should've had Gollum's death in that montage...

[@MikaelByeThang]

Oh, the fantastic irony

[@guime1998]

but he isn't the main antagonist :/

[@aarononeil9832]

guime1998 Maybe not, but it's still a similar death, a very memorable one at that, and the irony would've been hilarious.

[@NotoriousPlayer1]

Gollum wasnt even a bad guy.... He helped sam and elijah

[@aarononeil9832]

Shadowwavepool7 He basically spent the last film as a villain, and technically he was never a good guy in the first place.

[@JShu98]

Honest Trailer of the Honest Trailer: (Script) In a channel... That makes money off of discussing and criticizing the work of others using thousands of hours of movie-watching experience... Comes a trailer... With everything you love about... The narrator's voice. Witness a video... With a speaking pattern and presentation so cliche.., People have forgotten that it's actually a parody of 1980's movies... That they don't even criticize. Observe a review that asserts that the Planet Apes franchise is the most successful movie franchise to use talking animals since "Babe." ...and completely ignoring Lion King, Charlotte's Web, and every collective Disney movie made before 2005. LISTEN ...as an awesome voice lists things like... character personality problems over-used camera angles. and plot messages that are actually legitimate that he presents derisively. Slowly lose interest... As the narrator continues to make bad puns that some people find amusing but most people simply ignore or don't understand. LISTEN ONWARD As the narrator continues to list things that he finds wrong with the movie even though they often represent occurrences in real life. WATCH A shit-ton of movie clips with long periods of no commentary that should probably infringe on trademarks but don't because directors believe these videos encourage people to watch their movies. LISTEN MORE As character archetypes are enumerated to the audience that has already perceived them as such but find it much cooler to hear it from the narrator because his voice is second only to Morgan Freeman. Hell, let's go back to the fact that they just transition back to the movie to make the video last 3:30 as any video shorter doesn't quite qualify as commentary. SNORE As the narrator subtly presents side-points that contradict his original point but serve to provide more criticism to himself and others and make people view him as wise. BE TAKEN A-BACK By the narrator's quick transition from well-thought criticism to the commentary of movie hecklers because some people consider it funny because it reminds us he's a human being... Humor is dead. REALIZE That just after 1:50 the trailer is already drawing to a close... AND HALF OF IT HAS BEEN F*CKING MOVIE CLIPS. Ephiphanize That that may not be a word and re-read the phrase "that that" to see if it makes sense... you feel dumb... ha ha... this is off-track like the trailer. REALIZE That they just re-used an outstanding verb that they used earlier in the trailer to grab back people's attention from the side comment recently made by the narrator. Conclude ...the trailer with more listing to fill up air time. TIRE ...of absurdly long movie clips and lists that take the movie from 1:53 to 2:26 in 18 words. STARRING Deep Voices Long Pauses Lists Things that aren't even actors but are commonly featured throughout the performance... which they didn't do with this movie... odd. ...and observe as they make an absurdly long title even longer and more absurd for the sake of killing time. 3:30 is an important milestone! BE SURE TO LIKE FOR MORE CYNICAL COMMENTS ...and the abuse of my deep voice to make stupid phrases somewhat humorous. Monkey Dicks Squarely Circle BEEEEEEWWWBBBSSS The absurdly long comment for which he rapidly increases pace and tone to read ...not that they ever gave a shit about how long things took in the trailer. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Before any of you hate on me, I just want to say that I love the work and am subscribed to their channel. I don't hate it. I just binge-viewed Cinemasins is all. (If you didn't already, read the comment with the narrator's voice and with a somewhat quick tempo. Then you'll understand what this comment was all about.)

[@ViDeoDuDe19281031]

I love this script. It sounds very much like the Voice. I would like to make a video about it, if you would allow me. Unfortunately, I would get copyright infringement issues lol. I digress, this is a funny script. Did you just write this after watching this video?

[@edwardstew5873]

Nice!

[@basketballmoves101]

How awesome would it be if their next Honest Trailer was on their Honest Trailer! and they used this as a script! ahhh makes me moist

[@JShu98]

mark wright It would be pretty great. I would tweet it to them, but Twitter has a character limit. If anyone wants to make a video for this, feel free.

[@basketballmoves101]

Jim Jones what do you think of the evolution of cinema sins? It started as a channel that showed all the flaws of a movie, but now it turned into more of a comedy with a little bit of sins on the side. What do you think of the change?

[@jimmywhite3241]

When Screen Junkies does Honest Trailers for good movies such as this, they respect and recognize the film if it's a good one and only pick the literal things wrong with the film. When Cinema Sins does "Everything Wrong with.." for this film, they're going to nitpick SO many little things to bitch and whine about and make dumb jokes instead of recognizing that this was an amazing movie. Honest Trailers made jokes, but they were relevant and in good spirits. That title at the end had me dying of laughter. Keep up the awesome work, HT! :D

[@TheOmegau]

Cinema Sins is literally about being a nit picky dick for laughs. They legitimatly like many of the movies they do, but it wouldn't be funny if they went all "No sins here!"

[@VonSpiegel]

TheOmegau Exactly. But I still laugh when they remove sins because something is so good that it works like a redemption or something!

[@thelegendofstonecoldstevea3205]

TheOmegau The older videos were like that. Now he points out sins for the sake of pointing out sins.

[@atownie1]

VonSpiegel Like Godzilla spitting down that bug's throat. No sins for you!

[@toahordika6]

+Ashen He still does it for some smaller films, but not big blockbusters.

[@Astraeus..]

I genuinely only really learned who Andy Serkis was after seeing him as Klaue in Age of Ultron, in which he was good, but then in Black Panther he was even better. THEN I find out that he was the voice behind Gollum AND Caesar AND (less impressively) Supreme Leader Snoke....And it turns out he'll be directing Venom 2. Seems like the man is just really talented all around :/

[@ASRGRetro]

"an ape dual-wielding machine guns on horseback fighting a tank" EPIC

[@NickPiers]

Wait a minute. They did the sequel, but not the first one in this series? You guys better fix that before the new one comes out! In other words: HONEST TRAILER FOR RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES!

[@OMEGAROB246]

Just rewatched the trilogy this week: amazing. All three of them

[@aorn2120]

"Rise of the dawn of the start of the planet of the apes origins the beginning" this video and this channel are fucking awesome

[@Hewylewis]

Please say: "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic.I remember it so you don't have to."

[@nathancrowder9176]

Damn, I was about to post that, too! Good one!!!

[@Hewylewis]

I tried a Spoony quote, but no one seems to notice.

[@TheAnimatorOfficial]

Do Big Hero 6! "From Disney and only barely Marvel, comes their first movie that will traumatize kids forever. Since 1996. (Shows Hunchback of Notre Dame). Big Hero 6! Join the adventures of an asian inspired teenage superhero team with some kid with black hair going to puberty, a hot love interest who talks funny, a fat black guy, a dark girl who hates everything, and the short comedic relief. All of which are fighting a man behind a mask. Huh, does that sound familiar? (Shows Teen Titans). But, to prevent DC Comics from suing us, we've also added a big white robot that will get girls to go crazy over him. Hey, it worked once! (Shows Olaf). Now yes, we know you are wondering why characters in an all-asian comic book would have only two be asian here? Well the answer is... um... And best of all, for all of those who hated Frozen just because, this movie features... NO SONGS!!!! Well, less songs. (Shows "Immortals" by Fall Out Boy). Big Hero 6! C'mon! We need you to help us beat Interstellar!"

[@TheBubbleButtcheeks]

Lol dude you should make your own honest trailor channel that was really good!

[@crexxer7180]

This needs to be done.

[@leonsvideos]

I'll cut the video and do it if you find someone with a good voice :D

[@arkomazumder8010]

Interstellar was much better.

[@claraw6681]

Isn't top of the world by greek fire also from big hero 6??

[@ArcherBro]

Say: "Where's the ka-boom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering ka-boom."

[@CommandLineVulpine]

I hope he says this, but says "boom" the way he says "boobs"

[@ArcherBro]

Lance Elliott He'll probably say "booooom."

[@pactain5870]

Boooom

[@jayflavor1]

Lance Elliott where is my beeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwmmm!!

[@ArcherBro]

jayflavor1 Yeah like that.

[@Shirley36]

This movie was fantastic, I loved all of it.

[@theremharth]

Say: "I did not hit her. I did not. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naht...Oh hi, Mark."

[@airmackeeee6792]

I think they did that one already.

[@TheMarkODonohue]

Hey Olivia.

[@sofiaa1616]

Bob Smith In which trailer?

[@TheNemisisx]

I've asked him before to say it and he hasen't yet

[@airmackeeee6792]

One of the earliest trailers when Jon Bailey took over the voice-over duties.

[@MChedderbeef]

Please, please say,"I need your blood in this syringe, silly, not all over the walls."

[@calebraphael6384]

What's that from?

[@AdamYGO6893]

Say: "Zhu Li, do the thing!"

[@thepianoist]

Ha. I always thought it was just Julie. I guess that makes more sense.

[@CDHfilms]

2:21 You forgot Frollo from the hunchback of notre dame and Gollom from LOTR

[@MadHatterAlabaster]

+CDHfilms clayton from tarzan

[@THENemesisXX99]

+MadHatterAlabaster well Clayton got hanged.

[@johnc5258]

+CDHfilms Scar in the lion king (?)

[@CDHfilms]

John C He died by getting eaten

[@zeenbean2135]

How can they forget Mufasa from the lion king?!

[@BrettCortright52]

Say: Never gonna give you up, never let you down all around and hurt you

[@Luna-rc8rw]

Hahahaha I love this song ♥

[@DarkCyberElf]

*Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and... desert you.

[@ellen3666]

have him sing it

[@floodgates182]

You overlooked the greatest flaw of the movie: why are all the humans gathered in asphaltic SF, when what they need to do is farming food somewhere rural? Where does all their food come from? What are they doing there all day? Work as web designers?

[@remliqa]

To be fair somebody did promised them that they could restore power/electricity. A city could be sweet place to live in once you that.

[@isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698]

Twinkies. Always Twinkies.

[@InkHeart17]

Good point. The food comes from abandoned supermarkets?

[@GameshinbunTV]

Say: "Previously on LOST"

[@clancywiggum56]

Good one

[@GameshinbunTV]

I'm asking that for a very long time now, months...but still they don't consider me ;(

[@wrongshirts7375]

i dont get it... i dont get the joke...

[@GameshinbunTV]

henry pendle it's not a joke, it's the typical phrase of LOST tv show during episode recap.

[@AlreadiWon]

Abu?? Mojo Jojo?!?! 😂😂😂

[@jamiesmithvox]

Say 'snake what happened? Snake? SNNAAAAAAKKKEEE!!!"

[@aaronoliver2053]

He already did

[@jamiesmithvox]

....say it again!!!

[@ktmasterkt]

I dare you to make an honest "honest trailers" trailer!

[@RasiumLane]

Do an Honest Trailer for "The Maze Runner!!!"

[@stinkleaf]

Haha. the Falling sequence was genius.

[@InkHeart17]

You didn't say anything about how once the dam works, the guy's iPad instantly comes on to look at pictures of his dead family when the battery has been dead for ages. Even Caesar's video camera is still working! That the human shelter is apparently a few miles hike from an occupied military base full of soldiers and the survivors haven't sought help there before wanting to trek into the forest for a power source. That there are working security cameras set up in the sewers below the town when there wasn't any power for years. Yeah the ape stuff is great, but the tech logic was awful.

[@JerkyMurky]

Its the survivors that occupy the armory. They literally say they are going there to get guns after the apes first show up to tell them to stay away from their land. Its not occupied by military personnel. Hell, during the scene when Koba first goes there and leaves without killing the two guys you see Gary Oldman... All that other stuff you said though i agree with, it was bullshit.

[@InkHeart17]

Jerky .Murky I'm confused then. Didn't the "good" humans tell Caesar once Koba attacked that a distress call went out and more troops would come and kill all the apes for a sense of urgency of Caesar to overthrow Koba and evacuate his apes from the human base?

[@442hoeky]

InkHeart17 Yes, but no one said it was a few miles hike. Why does an ipad have to have a dead battery when they have running cars? Why can't a video camera work after sitting, untouched, inside a house, for years? These things you mentions might be argued, but they're pretty minor. I'd be more interested in how they got the power from the dam to the town to work so well with one try and no transformer blowing or breakers tripping etc. Then I remember it's a sci-fi movie and some questions are just better left unasked!

[@nandoman4769]

InkHeart17 Nope. The distress call was to people in another city.

[@remliqa]

I always wondered how the batteries on those devices could still hold charges after nearly a decade ( or how the building wiring and transmission lines are still working).But in they actually were still functional, then the scene(Dreyus with the tablet and Caesar with the camcorder) makes sense as the both devices are already plugged in and being charged.

[@satsunada]

Fun with ignored math! Number of non-human primates: maybe about 2 million Number of humans: 7.2 BILLION Number of smart primates in movie: couple hundred maybe? Possibly a thousand? I didn't see evolved gibbons so that removes about 300,000 of that population for primates. Seriously, we should have crushed them.

[@Fakenit66]

True, though there was also the virus that was killing a lot of humans. But yeah, launch a few missiles from a silo base, and your ape problem is gone.

[@cbrownjc7633]

You obviously didn't watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes. The Simian Flu virus that got unleashed at the end of Rise wiped out almost all the humans while simultaneously making all the apes on the planet super intelligent. There aren't 7.2 billion people left on the planet anymore - at most there are maybe 500 million. And that is a generous estimate.

[@zararianrock]

The ape virus from the first movie infected the whole world killing most humans, as well as increasing the intelligence of the apes (it's not always as apparent as Caesar) and by the time they started blaming apes and killing them it was already too late. So next time actually watch the movies before you proceed to be a fuck wit.

[@satsunada]

HyperBreadbeard Or you could try math or common sense. There's a level of suspension of disbelief they fed you and that's fine. I'm just pointing out how unlikely this is. The virus presented to us is like bad strains of Ebola. It kills so quickly that it's hard to transmit. Even airborne, it kills people way too fast to be a threat. It has maybe a 2 day incubation period before presenting symptoms and is easy to notice. There's a damn good chance he was dead before that second flight, if not highly symptomatic. The countries would have sealed things off tightly so the losses might have been around 2,000-3,000 people. Again, I'm being very generous. Unless that virus was somehow able to survive outside hosts for long periods of time (which is unlikely given what we saw). Even then, by the time the last movie came out, humans had developed an immunity to it. The other apes have much slower reproductive rates than humans and shorter lifespans. Unless that virus magically made them immortal, we would outnumber them in absolutely ridiculous numbers. Even the movies said Indonesia didn't suffer much, know how many people are in indonesia? 10 times the population of all primates on Earth. That's just Indonesia. Seriously, I get suspension of disbelief but damn.

[@cbrownjc7633]

"First off, ever try to kill of a species with a virus? Civilized cultures would escape that easily." In the new Planet of the Apes universe, however, they didn't for a number or reasons. For one, once you contracted the Simian Flu virus you had about a week at most before you were dead. Secondly, no cure was ever found. The survivors in the movie? They were people who, for whatever reason, were immune to the virus. And the odds of being immune were very small - only 1 out of 10 people at most. And really? Humanity hasn't found a cure for the common cold, let alone things like Cancer or AIDS. Why assume they would have easily found a cure for the Simian Flu? Funny you mention Plauge, Inc., since they actually have a Dawn of the Planet of the Apes campaign tie-in for that game. Next, higher than 75% of the planet got wiped out - it was more like 95%+ Probably closer to 97% if I remember correctly from all the short-film tie-ins (some of which you can find on KZbin) that came out right before the movie. Hence why, at most, there are maybe 500 million people left all over the world at most. And since Dawn of the Planet of the Apes takes place 10 years or so after Rise, (when the virus was first unleashed), who knows how long - or how fast - 2 million+ super intelligent Apes took to breed in that time. And the Apes weren't even the ones responsible for the virus. It was created by humans in a lab. So it was the humans own damn fault they nearly wiped themselves out.

[@wizzzer1337]

2014 is one of the best movie years I've ever had the pleasure to witness!

[@kingofthemonsters8357]

Rise Of the Dawn Of the Start Of the Planet Of the Apes: Origins The beginning

[@mr.fahrenheit2157]

No :)

[@daionjustice]

Where are the monkey dicks

[@iKillerZombie]

Say "No cuts, no buts, no coconuts"

[@SpikePowers]

He already did.

[@lindiwemashinini4916]

No Bwoobs today? Say: "Game recognise game, and you lookin mighty unfamiliar grandad"

[@lindiwemashinini4916]

Brian Davenport​ lmfao, you are legend!!

[@lessonmet4601]

Say: If I'm not wearing pants, then NO ONE is wearing pants

[@53knights]

This has the best "starring" portion of all the videos. Including ones that have come out since this one.

[@moraleskarol2020]

Mojo jojo !!! im just dead hahahahahahahahah

[@ramdelure]

Me too!

[@DarkGage]

Say "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

[@TrolledGorilla]

YES KHORNE IS GOD

[@selimcelik3494]

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!

[@leahlangnastv]

Do Fifty Shades Of Grey

[@epicvoiceguy]

Yeah! Let's do one for a movie that's not even out yet! :D

[@MrClickity]

jON3.0 In fairness, they could probably make some pretty good educated guesses about it.

[@biggingeryeti]

No, the only way it goes away is if everyone ignores it.

[@epicvoiceguy]

MrClickity Sounds like a Movie Fight or Screen Junkies Show topic not an Honest Trailer. ;)

[@BestOfShawnRyanShowsClips]

the movie was good af

[@memorablehandle]

that title had me crying omg

[@jessepanosh]

Do Guardians of the Galaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Tommy9834]

C'mon, you know they are gonna do that one, regardless of if it is asked for in the comments or not.

[@awanthabandara3011]

Yeah but there is a possibility of his comment being shown in the video

[@qoaa]

Do Salo 120 days of Sodom Or Men behind the sun Or a Siberian film

[@Lejozama]

qoaa Did you mean A Serbian Film?

[@ChokingDanny]

qoaa damn you man, and as Lenzam Zamora said, it was not Siberian

[@ImARealDuck]

I will only say this until you say this: quack

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

Aflac!

[@ammara9924]

I thought this would be an okayish video but it is now officially my favorite Honest Trailer.

[@wrongshirts7375]

Do a Starship Troopers...

[@usaa300]

Dear God those movies were travesties.

[@wrongshirts7375]

i love starship troopers. its graphics isnt bad for its time. pretty cool if you ask me. SCI FI BUGS. catchy phrases. my favorite was "The Only Good bug is a Dead Bug" "its a Good day to die"

[@wrongshirts7375]

LitlPrince2 yeah yeah i can recall that. a ST fan :D cool how about this when dizzy died and carmen and Johnny was in the rescue hovercraft Johnny: mobile infantry does the dying. Fleet just does the flying

[@PavelKahun]

It was great movie, but I enjoy most that funny portrail of Fascism country from inside. It was so hilarious, those "want to know more" comercials. :D

[@RedneckRapture]

Starship Troopers!

[@cobb541]

SAY : "THERE HAS BEEN AN AWAKENING. HAVE YOU FELT IT ?"

[@Marco18363]

"Little Caesar's" LMFAOOO omfg dead x__x

[@KnightsaysNi]

"Abu." XD

[@katwernery6505]

I never realized how often villains fall. Must be an occupational hazard

[@damienasmodeus928]

the producers are just scared to put scene into movies where the protagonist brutally murders the villain. So they just make it look like an accident so the protagonist doesn't look so bad for killing someone.

[@bubblebee8224]

I can't be the only one who wants Scott pilgrim vs the world-

[@AlexMcGillvrey]

Honest trailer of DreamWorks' The Prince of Egypt next because Ridley Scott's Exodus movie comes out next week.

[@zaidronaldochavarriaquiroz2732]

Nooo. Bring the guardians of the galaxy

[@AlexMcGillvrey]

zhid chavaria They can do Guardians of the Galaxy on the week after next week. I also want to see them do the song parody thing to a non-Disney animated movie.

[@zaidronaldochavarriaquiroz2732]

Well if you put it like that. Bring it on

[@MrDinoFeet]

Say: screen junkies are illuminati confirmed

[@benabenco]

No

[@CalebByRamen]

Say: screen junkies are illuminati approved

[@ReaLifeHDchannel]

Love all of this. Even the post-trailer section is one of the funniest.

[@dvorapat]

*Say:* Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted. To say that nothing is true, is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted, is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

[@CrittersRule247]

Say: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum, and I'm all outta bubble-gum.

[@Jacob-ej8hy]

"guerrilla" warfare. Geet it? heheheheheheheheheheh *i'm so dead inside*

[@matthewg.305]

“So how do I put this..” I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@a3n182]

THE MAZE RUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@epicvoiceguy]

You mean "Another Hunger Games that Was Written Before but the Movie Came After so Now it Looks Like a Ripoff?" ;)

[@bruhmoment9510]

jON3.0 YAAAAY!

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

jON3.0 "Another Hunger Games" in that they are nothing alike?

[@epicvoiceguy]

You didn't watch it then. Cuz I saw A) young adults B) factions C) tests D) apocalyptic future E) 2 main characters in love. All factors in common with Divergent, Hunger Games, Giver and sadly, they'll keep making movies like these because they're making money.

[@BingBangPoe]

Say "I'm gonna need your robotic leg. It's important to me."

[@CochraneRichard]

One of the best Honest Trailers I've seen in a while - really enjoyed this one!

[@raoularmagnac2037]

I just LOVED when he said "GORILLA warfare!" That was HILARIOUS!!! 🤣

[@GlitchyShadow13]

This is my favourite film of all time

[@1krani]

... Watch the Powerpuff Girls Movie. It has the exact same plot.

[@fictionaloverload4458]

1krani They tried fixing a damm? And had apes trying to live their own lifes!? Had a leader name 'Ceaser"!? MY GOD IT SOUNDS AWESOME!

[@bradwright9477]

Agreed man. It was incredible

[@rspain003]

Troll alert

[@xalener]

1krani It's also really good :s

[@bahyibrahim6977]

I know he wasn't evil but I expected to see Mufasa fall and die in that montage....

[@QwertyuiopThePie]

Nah, just villains.

[@Dcdreamer11]

QwertyuiopThePie Scar

[@QwertyuiopThePie]

Pretty much everyone on this list, actually: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisneyVillainDeath

[@mclarenrob2]

Babe going " la la la " made my day

[@JayDee2short]

Please stop killing me, with the names at the end, OMG,,,, "Mojo Jojo" had me falling out my chair

[@LuizAntonio-zs7ko]

Do one for Lucy. That movie sucked hairy balls.

[@arthurdent6256]

ew

[@JohnSmith-te4ll]

Oh good god, if they did that movie the trailer would be far too long.

[@Nicholasryan17]

Of course it did. It had a fucking factual error in the godamn trailer

[@epicvoiceguy]

YES. IT. DID.

[@iNidz]

Well it had boobs and morgan freeman so that is nice.

[@PoleTooke]

I'd watch a version of this entire movie that had no CG in it, just the actors lol. Be hilarious

[@sandeepbanga6274]

say: "In this country, you gotta' make the money first. You make the money, you get the power. You get the power, then you get the women."

[@vayne06]

"Rise of The Dawn of The Start of The Planet of The Apes: Origins, The Beginning" Best title ever!😂😂😂😂

[@MundusTransit]

Say "Friendly? Friendly? Are you friendly? Hello? Friendly?"

[@SamsunNahar]

I am mojo jo jo

[@ramdelure]

LOL

[@shermankoh3688]

+ramdelure Umm, there is nothing funny about that

[@tal2939]

u sure do look like him

[@jprsfragoso]

I haven't watched it, but before i do, i just want to say this. I absolutely love this movie. The character development and the atmosphere was a complete 10/10. Hell, it was the only movie since i remember that i didn't want it to be a war at the end, so no characters would die

[@MacAoidh4]

"actually, they're pretty clean..... and civilized" amazing XD

[@conman636]

Please say: "I'm a goofy goober, YEAH! You're a Goofy Goober, YEAH! We're all Goofy Goobers, YEAH! Goofy Goofy Goofy Goobers, YEAH!".

[@gentlemangeorge5051]

to much spongebob

[@conman636]

Gentleman George Spongebob is love Spongebob is life...

[@toshhendrix7557]

I never thought I'd get into racial debates on SCREEN JUNKIES. Goes to show you how deep racial hatred is, it infects every aspect of life including KZbin videos. I can't wait till I get into an Israel V Palestine debate, when I go to a comment section on a funny cat video.

[@lemmh2]

I'm still wondering how you are personally able to differentiate between someone who is truly a racist and hates black people, and some troll who's just trying to be intentionally incendiary to get a response. Or maybe you don't see a difference between the two. I hope that's not the case. But I'd love to know how you conclude that there's "racial hatred" and not just an asshole trying to troll with a provocative comment.

[@BlazeTheMovieFan]

I wasn't interested in the movie when it came out, so I didn't see it. Great honest trailer though, as usual.

[@JessicaLopez95616]

Yea, me, too. But I might watch it now, though. Thanks, Honest Trailers!

[@arthurdent6256]

no, instead you watched transformers 4 :P

[@BlazeTheMovieFan]

Nathan C. Actually I didn't watch any movie the week it was released since I was on a summer vacation then. But when I got back home the first movie I saw was Hercules with Dwayne Johnson, which is a movie I really enjoyed a lot.

[@arthurdent6256]

***** I heard it sucked.

[@Simon200o]

it's pretty good, i liked it!

[@asiagobagels5464]

"Um...how can I put this...where are the monkey dicks?". PFFFT I LAUGHED SO HARD XD

[@Derkaderka7777]

Can we get an honest trailer for THIS IS THE END por favor?

[@MarvRoberts]

Do Honest Trailer of *_'Arrow'_* or else Malcom Merlyn will find you! *>>>-**--------------**>*

[@perrylloyd6954]

gamingsfinest1 To be fair, you continued reading a comment about Arrow on the internet AND you've made the assumption that Marv Roberts has seen past season 1 (not claiming that's the case, I'm just casting doubt on your assumption here).

[@BlackWolflord]

Or just say "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY."

[@SamZ]

Yes! Please do arrow!

[@MarvRoberts]

BlackWolflord They have to put a name in front of it like the Arrow does.... *Say: **_"Screen Junkies, you have failed this city!"_*

[@imax333vids]

say Team rockets blasting off again! WOBBAFETT

[@mahinfaisal6759]

was waiting for a clip of scar falling off a cliff. Also batman voice got me XD

[@leinabella]

please say: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

[@prime7285]

From boyinaband or I'm not able to remember this line from lotr.

[@leinabella]

it's that one scene where smeagol also says: you don't have any friens, nobody likes you... remember now?

[@prime7285]

oh yeah i watched a video of some dude that had the same line,thanks for reminding me.

[@leinabella]

ur welcome :)

[@OvertheHedge06]

Ceaser trying to do his bet interpretation of Christian Bale's Batman voice. Did they just predict that the director of this movie is directing the next Batman?

[@theshadow5352]

I am so glad DC managed to get Matt Reeves for batman. He is easily the best director DC has right now other than maybe James wan. And his pre superhero track record is really good too. I have high hopes for his batman movie

[@sambridgers9543]

@@theshadow5352 How about now with who they've got cast as Batman?

[@jackcassidy9963]

@@sambridgers9543 Wdym?

[@sambridgers9543]

@@jackcassidy9963 I had skepticism with how Robert Pattinson had been cast.

[@jackcassidy9963]

@@sambridgers9543 He's a pretty underrated actor

[@Beowulf45]

Could you please do "Starship Troopers"? It's the guy movie equivalent of "Love Actually"!

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

tinwoods Edge of Tomorrow was a chick flick? Hmmmm, the things I am learning today......

[@Beowulf45]

Exactly, I had no idea that this was even a controversial sentiment.

[@Demiler]

¡¡Fuck yeah!! Right about time i got some support on that one. ¡¡STARSHIP TROOPERS!! ¡¡¡Please Screen Junkies!!!

[@alexdaniels4833]

I have been begging for Tron Legacy for a while, but I would be satisfied with Starship Troopers.

[@CosmicCamelClash]

Is Love Actually a satire of romantic comedies ? Real question.

[@dracognia]

When even the Honest Trailer basically praises most of the film... Well, then you know that it truly is an awesome movie.

[@DanielSilvestriProd]

please do Deep Blue Sea!! Nick Fury should have been more careful with that speech!!

[@kyradavis9344]

I have the luxury of feeling completely neutral about this film.

[@bradwright9477]

That doesnt make sense...

[@kyradavis9344]

Brad Wright You don't make sense.

[@bluecoast0606]

.....wut

[@SmallFry01]

Why would you say that is a luxury?

[@kyradavis9344]

FunkiestMonky I usually have strong feelings about weather the movie is worth the hype (amongst other things) but with this movie I can't decide. So I don't feel upset when people talk about it fondly or when people talk smack about it either. I'm completely neutral.

[@sinn2572]

hahaha he stupid he said "Mojojojo" hahahahahaha XD Im Dying Fam Lowkey

[@sinn2572]

piss off

[@fireemblemfanN]

+EnderKenny okay :(

[@rodrigomoscoso123]

Love this guys voice