Horrible Histories Best Bits

[@karima7568]

'you aint listening to me you flannel' - amazing

[@lilybean9585]

It’s gold

[@beann7336]

I read that at the same time the video said it wha

[@UndeadRed]

MY FAVOURITE QUOTE

[@SebDearest]

Say it on the daily

[@PerovNigma]

_"Well, I've eaten a goose filled with the Holy Spirit and a goat filled with the Holy Spirit. I must be morbidly obese with divine wisdom."_ This sounds like a Blackadder line.

[@clowinghours9604]

I want a compilation of every ‘hot sausage’ Ben says

[@-Melon-]

you're in luck! nocontexthorriblehistories.tumblr.com/post/185311965473/a-compilation-of-ben-saying-hot-sausage

[@lettuce984]

The way Ben says “he did..” after Jim says “I once ate a chocolate the size of my head!” Still gets me lol

[@merriellegatlin2714]

Why is this so much better than average American comedy shows

[@kaiceecrane3884]

Cultural taste, and accent and dialect seems to also have an effect for some reason

[@laurahodge4752]

Because this is amazing, and average American comedy shows aren't very good

[@hayleydavis2034]

because americans arent original and copy all our shows

[@Maxion_2000]

@@hayleydavis2034 there even copying ghosts now

[@Mustymusterson]

@@Maxion_2000 what?!?

[@avaz208]

Historical masterchef sketches are so underrated especially Ben’s weird Australian accent haha

[@neptunenix2000]

I'm Aussie and I literally had no idea that he was supposed to be doing an Aussie accent!

[@avaz208]

@@neptunenix2000 I am too I picked it up from the weird “munnets” and stuff

[@neptunenix2000]

@@avaz208 I thought that would denote more of a Kiwi accent tbh

[@avaz208]

@@neptunenix2000 On other historical masterchef videos people were saying it was meant to be Australian but sounded more Kiwi because of that i think

[@marycanary86]

1:21 how tf simon didnt die from that double heart attack is beyond me

[@messisui_1301]

'No barrels, no fresh water! No fresh water, no watada! Nininanananoonoo!' 'Mmm, *brilliant.* ' 5:49

[@tescobesco]

5:49 kills me. The gibberish followed by the confident and proud *brilliant* is such a hilarious contrast

[@BeanieBabyXx]

5:49 the "mmm brilliant" really did it for me.

[@neptunenix2000]

"Nini nanana noo noo" - Ben Willbond

[@rossfleming7055]

“I must be morbidly obese with divine wisdom” 💀

[@andreiamrlm9435]

there are so many bloopers I haven't seen before!

[@marycanary86]

the one with jim breaking the drum stick is kingly XD and the jo lumley. joke xD

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

“Why on earth would i be making him laugh?” Ben and Jim are my favourite pair in HH

[@burntbeanies7886]

The stupid ones always get me *DRAMATIC MASTER CHEF MUSIC* "I ONCE ATE A CHOCOLATE, AS BIG AS MY HEAD" "he did"

[@reece8191]

1:10 “you ain’t listening to me you flannel”

[@decentlysmartforanidiot8284]

2:19 me after explaining my working on the maths test

[@naomitiefenbrunn2857]

Are they just chanting "we're gay" at 13:13

[@-Melon-]

Yeah it starts out as "wiggy" but definitely devolves into "we're gay" along the way for some reason lmao

[@AriaCallisto]

Lollll

[@snanman]

I cannot unhear it now I saw it in an edit

[@necroticdemonart]

WIGGY!!

[@AriaCallisto]

@GirlWithNoPersonality what if they're bouncing between the 2 phrases?

[@leahpowell2969]

yes his daddy became a mummy wich is a very complex opration a scottish protestant or is a scottaproistant

[@violet-heart1382]

Or is it a prodish scottestant?

[@jamierobo295]

These scenes are amazing on their own but the bloopers just make them 10 times better

[@knightofarkronia8652]

12:25 To be honest, that probably happened a lot in the real life trenches!

[@ari638]

I couldn't stop laughing at this one oh god

[@avaraytrujillo859]

The slight christmas music in the background at 0:04 as Rattus whips his head around KILLS ME EVERYTIME XD

[@RSBPEGG]

10:35 is my favourite I laughed for like 10 mins straight, horrible histories is the best

[@ryansmart6537]

12:27 - when the dinner ladies in school made the potatoes with the extra lumps

[@basinball1]

I often say to my teen son “You really stink, hot sausage!” because of this show. 🤣

[@scampki9755]

"I must be morbidly obese with spiritual wisdom" LMFAOO

[@WinterLove13]

“Do the Pachacuti” is fast becoming my favourite HH song. Matts face. 🤪 “I’ve never had so much fun” 🤪

[@flippetskater]

Mat's sparkling little face is what makes it. It gives me LIFE. For real, though - he dials the "happy" up to 11, and you can't help but get blisteringly happy right along with. 💗

[@tiasmith3499]

This is great looking back on since they're in that new series 'ghosts' which is hilarious nice seeing them back together in something

[@Zenith7jpg]

“His daddy became a mummy which is a very complicated operation” *happy trans noises*

[@robertmcqueen289]

The sketches of Dr Doom & Dr Death are brilliantly funny.

[@gaxamillion_]

“your moustache is ... on your forehead” “YEEESSS! GET IN!!!”

[@avakelly7008]

My whole life has been leading up to this video

[@malindabful]

I can't name my presidents, but I can name all the British monarchs thanks to these folks (plus I won trivial pursuit thanks to the Charles Dickins and Charles Darwin songs!!) Couldn't love them more!

[@Ezra-u5q]

“ we sell any monk any-any-any monk” 😍 hard vibes

[@avakelly7008]

A r e y e I n s a n e I n y e B r a i n

[@johannaart11]

7:10 is iconic

[@pipfinn007]

hello fellow catra human :)

[@necroticdemonart]

This was how we learnt history in my class and how I learnt it at home. it was funny. I was soo sad that it ended.

[@cleo.x.1254]

I dont think it has...

[@torymonarchist]

@@cleo.x.1254 Aimee Kane probably meant that the series with the original cast ended, it just doesn't seem right without the six idiots

[@j_isnt_available]

Horrible histories has been my main source of accurate information since It was first on ABC3 and to this day it is still better than most comedies I’ve seen

[@Elnont]

No one: Ben: HOT SAUSAGE 😀

[@wildthing4157]

3:21 caught me so off guard I spat cereal everywhere 😭😭

[@emmashell8947]

12:45 this randomly plays in my head every so often… not mad about it though 😂

[@caramccusker995]

Zey have fudge? Yah! That’s the best 😂

[@jordynstevens3945]

And now for the most perfectly timed cut in history: 7:29

[@ravenwood3695]

This show taught me more than my history teacher. Some great songs 🎵👌

[@TheOneGuyAce]

The best part is that you can tell their having fun making this great show.

[@maddiegreen09]

"Are you insane in de brain" I never noticed that

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

13:13 They absolutely meant to blend "wiggy" into "we're gay"

[@bethgravelingxo]

“look, the jug is frozen to my hand… i have a jug hand”

[@midnightfandoms8960]

The amount of makeup they’re wearing for a history show is astounding and yet it works 😂

[@wybielo2420]

*henry the eighth noises*

[@jem_theelf]

What does she know about WHAAAA?

[@johanvajse8410]

I laughed again just reading this comment.

[@una_10bananas]

Honestly one of the most iconic line deliveries ever

[@chloemcgregor3801]

At 5:08 she coughed like 6 year olds do when they use your phone

[@SeanCleverly]

Only the British can do humour such as this. Probably the funniest, and most talented, bunch of lunatics ever to grace the television screen.

[@mb_vlogs5395]

5:48 "No fresh water, no wadada, ninannoooninnanoo." "Mmmmm... BRILLIANT."

[@queenjohnbee3411]

13:13 *🎶We’re gay, we’re gay, we’re gay!🎶*

[@chrisleneil]

Thank you for starting this off with the cutest laugh!

[@user-fp6dt1os1l]

the pylon in the background at the end lol

[@rubyseverinwhitworth9066]

how did I miss this iconic line "thats right his daddy became a mummy, which is a very complex operation"

[@tee-ee1ow]

5:49 killed me i cant breathe

[@Pip.Darling]

0:58 the way matt kisses his hand ,bit sus 🥴

[@ava8340]

"are you insane in ye brain??" "D:..."

[@janetalee443]

Love Horrible Histories always 💙

[@lucaliliahidas5738]

"I once ate a chocolate the size of my head!" "He did..."

[@abigailkaterbergcolibaba]

I fully understand the people of this show being done and wanting to move on with their lives, but at the same time I wish it had gone on for another 10 years Also the fact that some of these bloopers seem to be from sketches I've never seen distresses me because it leads me to believe there were sketches written and filmed and then cut?! Or I've somehow missed episodes from the original 5 seasons?!

[@jasmineday6691]

Therapist: “Bear Jim Howick is not real, it can’t hurt you.” Bear Jim: 0:10

[@mageinabarrel802]

fave moments: 1:31 2:38 4:33 5:52 6:02 6:54 7:36 12:21 12:33 13:15

[@OliverIsOffline]

"Stand and deliver, by which I mean stay seated and give me stuff" This one is never not gonna be funny to me

[@vboost]

"Right, and how do you heat them together?" *"With heat"* 2:20

[@shona5268]

“SHUTUPALRIGHTJUSTSHUTUPSHUTUPSOMUCH”

[@ordinarystranger6667]

13:14 I thought they were saying “we’re gay” at first but they were saying “wiggy”

[@theresacater4294]

‘We have a problem wit de windoezz’

[@Etheriousflow]

4:00 but why did that kinda suit him though?

[@reece8191]

11:56 where is that from? And the WW1 trenches sing after it?

[@-Melon-]

From the series 2 deleted scenes! www.bilibili.com/video/BV1tA411q7Lz you can watch it here. The WWI song is from the WWI special episode you can watch here www.bilibili.com/video/BV1rD4y127TE :)

[@reece8191]

@@-Melon- ahh brilliant thank you 😁😁

[@-Melon-]

Happy to help ^^

[@theapostate2735]

Perhaps you didn't hear me? Dads dead dads dead I'm king I'm king. Highness? GET IN!

[@una_10bananas]

I always think of "my, that's first class"

[@ezzyb2856]

Matthews laugh at the end, I love him!

[@jemima6600]

I just noticed "prote-scot-estant" and I can't stop laughing omg

[@katehynds550]

Easy peasy, squeeze the lemon.... 😂

[@carolynlewis9008]

I could totally go the rest of my life without seeing Matt in a neon green and skin tight black spandex!! Lol

[@LionsPawss]

It’s a British thing to have a crush on Matt

[@user-xt4ok6gj5k]

7:08 - "hawt sausage 😍😏"

[@theresacater4294]

‘Wot duz she noh abouuht waaaaa?’

[@aries6able]

love these guys, and don't they LOVE dressing up!

[@iseedamoon2756]

'Have anything new?' 'I've got tb'

[@elizawright7178]

Easy peasy squeeze de lemon

[@laurahodge4752]

This is my favourite!

[@jessicafernanda11]

Love this show, entertaining and educating

[@ChildofApollo826]

what episode is this from? 8:31

[@hannahcalverley3359]

11:20 Paul Hollywood is that you

[@greedavaricious7760]

When an Ork comes across an adeptas sororitas: 8:30

[@carolynlewis9008]

I love the czar!!!

[@lolimapotato]

Whats the song at 1:19? Its stuck in my head!

[@-Melon-]

Cleopatra! kzbin.info/www/bejne/npfFiYR8qLSnetE

[@lolimapotato]

@@-Melon- thank you so much!

[@fygfjkkhfgfghkhd6095]

me and my friend freddie know all the words to that and i know the Charles the second song and he says i simp for Charles/ Mathew witch is very much correct

[@torymonarchist]

Ra Ra Cleopatra

[@miss_kriss6022]

@@torymonarchist Famous beauty comin' at ya

[@shantanupanda1650]

2:35 TRANS RIGHTS

[@Alienskellyboi]

What?

[@TigerTigerII]

Love how Jim was eating during his freestyle dance, because honestly? I'd do the same lol

[@EmilyS1236]

Sharp stoune Blount stoune

[@subblydubbly986]

0:03 is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[@bwth_hybl]

5:06 "ive got tb" **summons satan**

[@MF-bf1zj]

0:31 where is the clip from?

[@-Melon-]

It's from the dance masterclass behind the scenes! You can watch it here horriblehistoriestv.wixsite.com/horriblehistoriestv/outtakes-behind-the-scenes

[@AHunt2024]

my... that's first class

[@elizawright7178]

7:32

[@ten-itis6644]

Hot sausage!

[@lilamaree5393]

Wait where is the "your moustache is on your forehead" clip from?

[@-Melon-]

Series 5 deleted scenes! You can watch it here kzbin.info/www/bejne/npa8hJqKmNyZis0

[@harrystylesisbabycakes]

“right! and how do you heat them together?” “with heat.” 😭😭 2:26