Horrible Histories out of Context

[@Beanjimo]

Thanks for watching. If you're thinking of subscribing I do appreciate it, but please don't expect more Horrible Histories content. I love the show but I'm sorry to say I doubt I'll do any more videos on it. I might however start uploading Twitch clips and vods here if/when I start streaming again. Link to my Twitch is on my channel page if you're interested! Thanks again and have a wonderful day!

[@ESCSMRandUK]

Got the joke straight away when I saw it this year and I’m 11

[@platinumnova6485]

*"this is the nine o'clock noose, and this is the noose at ten"*

[@themuskratianempire]

“And this is the person who wrote that joke”

[@firiel2366]

A bit of gallows humour for you

[@JoshuaPitts]

I only just understood that joke today, at the age of 19

[@zeezee9596]

Sorry this sounds dumb but would it be okay if you can explain the joke? I don’t really understand it :(((

[@JoshuaPitts]

@@zeezee9596 noose sounds like news, so it's the news (noose) at 10

[@enchanting_sea_lamp]

Alternative title ‘Jim and Simon making noises’

[@idiotsassemble5698]

🤣🤣

[@LukeIdontKnow]

Haha

[@renameagain5808]

They have names?!?!?!?

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

@@renameagain5808 :0

[@potato._.1]

@MOKLAPP it's the actors names

[@user-ft8ci9xu2t]

Yes today, I'm going to show you how to cook *L o n d o n*

[@gudboi5614]

I M S H O U T I N G F O R N O R E A S O N W H A T S O E V E R

[@agimackenzie2361]

Yes put some brow sauce on there a very nice

[@TRtraybloxeey]

Watched the same part while reading the comment

[@casualprince8779]

I thought he said yesterday 😂

[@xleplex7070]

I saw and read your comment as the clip was playing for me.

[@thesparechannel6580]

I’ve been watching Horrible Histories since I was seven and I only *just* got the “Noose at ten” joke. Goes to show the writing’s rather clever.

[@AFrogInTheStars]

Explain it please

[@solidsalt3412]

@@AFrogInTheStars like the news at 10

[@nocomment5208]

@@solidsalt3412 amazing

[@MrMadre]

@@solidsalt3412 I don't- WAIT A MINUTE

[@yourmum7135]

I've been watching horrible histories since I was 6 I think, and I only just understood it. I'm 11 right now

[@woomy2167]

"I'm a sausage....SIZZLE SIZZLE SIZZLE"

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

Shut it lampy-knickers

[@Biggoose_]

"Eh a fattened sheep"

[@eilidhnorwood8784]

Oh dear..

[@shostysboo]

@@eilidhnorwood8784 How does this work?*squirts* My that’s first class

[@fitzau00]

"MMOOOOH! AAAAHHHAAAAAHHHGGHH"

[@amyartlover]

When you've seen every single episode of Horrible Histories so you know where this is all from

[@wamber2391]

fuck i know right

[@ssssSTopmotion]

Same

[@shotq8070]

Season 2 episode 4

[@kennydev8196]

ive seen all seasons except when it started going shit

[@amyartlover]

@@kennydev8196 same, I miss the old cast

[@false_phantom_685]

"The noose at ten" I can believe I only just got that 😆

[@eimearkeaveney1192]

“And this... is the person who wrote that joke”

[@Maria-mu4ol]

I don't get it

[@L0rdOfThePies]

@@Maria-mu4ol the news, the noose

[@Maria-mu4ol]

@@L0rdOfThePies Oh right haha

[@seren1215]

@@Maria-mu4ol This is the news (noose) at ten.

[@niamhmc567]

Ok i just thought about this, imagine the weather forcast guy trying to explain the year of 2020 in the future omg 😂😭 this was so funny btw

[@idiotsassemble5698]

Bob would literally die from exhaustion 🤣🤣

[@honkorgetchonk]

Trump: I told everyone coronavirus was a hoax and did nothing about it Death: And what happened? Trump: I got covid Death: *wheezes*

[@idiotsassemble5698]

@@honkorgetchonk LMAOOOO 🤣🤣

[@beyoncealways2911]

That would finally finish Bob Hale off

[@beyoncealways2911]

Rat Cody death: you- you mean you told people it was fake and you got it yourself! **bursts out in laughter** what, did you also tell people you needed to inject sanitiser into you to clean yourself?! Trump: **silent** Death: OH YOU DID **laughs harder**

[@CobaltHanna]

For anyone wondering at 1:27 it says: "Toilet humour is at the peak of the comedy spectrum"

[@skye5793]

™️

[@australiananarchist480]

Gods work

[@zoehudson9439]

Thank you, I kept rewinding it and trying to pause it at the exact moment 😂

[@EstEsreil]

3:43 To be honest, I can't even mention George III without hearing this in my head.

[@grated_lemon5630]

SHAT IT LAMPY KNICKERS

[@Una1643]

Eh, A FATTENED SHEEP

[@handyman1047]

No DONT LIKE IT

[@bobbylal5747]

*inhales* Whooosh

[@noemie6804]

* sound of porcelain smashing against the ground * Oh *DeAr*

[@user-yx5wt1pn6d]

Imagine if this was the last evidence of human existence

[@Niko69420]

Imagine

[@carolinpurayidom4570]

A Pretty good one tho

[@nathanmcgill7249]

King Charles II becomes immortalised as the guy who knocked over a mug with his face on it. Bob Hale is believed to be a real historical figure. The list goes on

[@captain_smart.casual4789]

You couldn't make a better advertisement for this show

[@tapititytap]

Imagine not growing up with this masterpiece

[@TheRadioAteMyTV]

So you mean everyone outside of the UK?

[@tapititytap]

@@TheRadioAteMyTV it's just embarassing for non UK people ig

[@TheRadioAteMyTV]

@@tapititytap They made Ghosts and now Ghosts has a US version, and it is the first big hit for a comedy in the US in a long time. So their impact is out there but few in the US know its origins. I miss Yonderland. That was a clever show too.

[@AmeenaThePossum]

@@TheRadioAteMyTV I'm Australian and I'm very pleased to say I grew up with this masterpiece

[@HollyLou223]

I don’t know why but “I’d like to buy 5,000 wasps” gets me every time

[@selfanothermostlikely478]

this is the first "out of context" video I've seen that actually is out of context. Too many people leave in the context. God bless you.

[@poppyelizabeth8622]

Is it bad that I know all the scenes these were in

[@emmacheese6107]

Nah, me to ItzPopsie

[@lilyevanspotter3832]

No I do.

[@Pinkiegirl570]

Same

[@Squishy-Fish]

Same

[@idiotsassemble5698]

Not. At. All

[@eleanor2732]

Now this is just the best 🤣🤣

[@user-km4st7un7r]

0:40 that’s what she said!

[@bruski4120]

People in discord call: *having a normal conversation* That one kid with a really shit mic: 1:01

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

“This is the Nine O’Clock Noose. And this is the Noose at Ten!” 😂😂😂😂😂 The writers on this show are *AMAZING*

[@user-ib3zw3uh4c]

Love the line after it- *camera points to dude ready to get his head chopped off* “And this is the guy that wrote that joke”

[@akosvarga4194]

1:05 2020 in a nutshell

[@TotallyTirzah]

Hahahahahahah yeah

[@lemonkerr9932]

2:08 why must you remind me

[@psykhosev]

3:14 when you go anywhere during 2020

[@EAKpogo]

@@psykhosev A sane person would do that, pandemic or no pandemic...

[@elizebethmurray4385]

The truth in this comment is amazing

[@jemima6600]

“my, that’s first class” gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME

[@theladyelle]

2:17 Fly Cornelius, be free! looks at the camera Gets me every time hahaha

[@jartism]

"I am pleased when I see suffering"

[@Greninjia]

'home to the collection of... my bottom hurts'

[@peacefulleopard8016]

The calm, vaguely cheery, “I am pleased when I see suffering” is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[@rebekahl840]

Everyone in march - july 2020 1:05

[@shotq8070]

And the rest of the year

[@boopadoop6751]

Definitely 15 year old of Britain after their exams are reformatted

[@thomasedgerley7453]

And March 2021

[@ryanm6004]

I think you mean March 2020 to July 2021 lmao

[@bri5033]

"Woah, woah, woah, woah, we'll lose the goose, we'll lose the goose!" WHY COULD I REMEMBER THAT SO CLEARLY, IT'S SO FAMILIAR SOUNDING WH- IT'S LIKE IT'S BEEN SITTING IN THE BACK OF MY BRAIN FOR YEARS WAITING FOR ME TO HEAR IT AGAIN-

[@amethyst_cat9532]

PLEASE turn on the captions I beg of you they are PURE GOLD

[@caberknight9013]

I’ll take any excuse to rewatch this video, so sure

[@brakedownbutterfly]

There are no dislikes - *everyone liked that* EDIT: that is definitely not the case now

[@lilyevanspotter3832]

OMG there isn’t!

[@idiotsassemble5698]

That's how you know how elite these legends are 😎

[@flaky9999]

well there is one now.

[@brakedownbutterfly]

@@flaky9999 >:(

[@flaky9999]

BrakeDownButterfly sorry. It wasn’t me. Just pointing it out

[@ryanhasmanners9997]

I’m convinced that horrible history’s is just a bunch of drama students having fun

[@redspectrum]

"so what am i going to wear?" "nothing" (scene after) "ha ha ha ha ha"

[@ohno8398]

"And just be thankful I forgot the cream" absolutely sent me

[@jamewtf]

Underrated video

[@lilyevanspotter3832]

I mean. It doesn’t have any dislikes.

[@colonyofrats4193]

Lily Walker should be seen by more people tho it's class

[@bankrobber6993]

very much

[@bankrobber6993]

@@colonyofrats4193 it issss

[@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544]

@@lilyevanspotter3832 it has 74 now

[@misssupercookie2011]

1:05 well that aged poorly

[@captainahab5522]

3:15 When you go outside

[@j_fenrir]

@@captainahab5522 IM SCREAMING

[@user-km4st7un7r]

Speaking of ageing, i celebrated my birthday alone. 3:57

[@property_is_theft1062]

2:34 Now that's really out of context!

[@peg7310]

Underrated comment 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Oryanthmusic]

@@peg7310 Hamilton!

[@hamiltrash3243]

@@peg7310 I love Hamilton

[@alionahamilton3427]

"You pea contains urea" I wasnt expecting that one.

[@llama3856]

1:05 *"Just don't go outside!"* You won't believe how many times I've heard that phrase this year.

[@HN-kr1nf]

retrospectively i really wonder how all the bits with nudity made it onto cbbc

[@confeticat]

fr

[@abeetlesreference8977]

No one: Absolutely no one: 3:10

[@colourfulyt6697]

Well done for going two years without a dislike

[@louisthewetpussy8748]

Than that means that 37 mfs dusliked this just this year. Thay shall burn.

[@idiotsassemble5698]

4:02 that is a CLASSIC 🤣🤣

[@meteormashup8497]

wait! I know you!

[@idiotsassemble5698]

@@meteormashup8497 where have you seen me before? 🙃

[@meteormashup8497]

@@idiotsassemble5698 you're hh alphabet videos.

[@idiotsassemble5698]

@@meteormashup8497 hehe yessir

[@idiotsassemble5698]

@Just Another StarKid Fangirl of course I do! 😂😂 it's just natural instinct to a bayntonette 🤣

[@milologan3561]

“i’d like to buy 5000 wasps” always gets me ahhhhh

[@GlassSpider]

This feels like a compilation of all the other things that 2020 COULD have thrown at us, but didn't

[@yhyh8990]

Maybe next year?

[@Sweet_Lord]

I wanted a Llama farmer

[@sarahlewis7859]

"Remember, always as your parent permission before slaughtering a pet lamb" Words i live by

[@mulburncheesefits2201]

“I’m pleased when I see suffering” is the biggest mood I’ve ever seen😂😂

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

0:14 The best Hey. Hey you, reading this 4:40

[@emilymack3493]

😭 hellooo

[@tzuyuuwu6025]

plssss 😭😭😭

[@agoogleuser8203]

Hi 👋☺️

[@isleofdead1337]

“I’d like to buy 10000 wasps” really got me for some reason

[@romanjohnson8128]

I think these may be the genuinely funniest group of people of all time

[@professionalairhead5642]

Blessed be the KZbin algorithm for showing me that this TV show exists. I know what I will be watching over winter break.

[@madmanoliver]

1:34 caption writer are you ok? Do you need a hug?

[@jrobertheath]

My favorite bit: "I'm a sausage! Sizzle Sizzle Sizzle"

[@wibbliams]

hi IM A SHOUTY MAN?!

[@owlpaw8022]

Nug!

[@nikolajancy6711]

Is it concerning ik all the contexts to these?-

[@idiotsassemble5698]

Not. At. All

[@SillyVarahs]

Me too

[@hamiltrash3243]

Same

[@Izzy-zw3vx]

me too lmao

[@Ez-dp5uq]

I'd like to remind everyone that there is a whole video that's just the llama thing repeating over and over and over again :D

[@lordbrit4630]

"Join the Hitler youth today" fucking killed me

[@merlin2935]

Why does horrible histories pull of the out of context better than any other media i ever seen

[@enzoclark241]

“Home to our fine collection of......MY BOTTOM HURTS!”

[@notjoshwa]

Cbbc edposting will approve

[@drpixel6464]

Americans wouldn’t get this

[@cc-pg6lh]

i’m american and we watched these in social studies class at school lol

[@chunkytunahoenobblyknees8041]

@@cc-pg6lh wtf is social studies?

[@zucchero3955]

@Butterface HAHAHA social studies is another name for history class✋🏼😀

[@JcoolTheShipBuilder]

@@PCHASKEY yeah no we don’t learn any of that stuff

[@tal1isk]

@@JcoolTheShipBuilder I do, although my school is slightly posher than most

[@Lunrbatzz]

This show was truly ahead of its time

[@Tizzy_Rose]

I’ve never watched horrible histories before and I’m concerned by this video

[@laurendyer2838]

Now you have a reason to watch it - learn the context

[@hello-iw1bv]

As you should

[@declan5073]

"toilet humour is the peak of the comedy spectrum" I had to slow down to 0.25x speed for that and his laugh at that speed will be forever in my nightmares 1:25 for those wanting to curse themselves

[@Macho_Fantastico]

"Just be thankful I forgot the cream"

[@1catlas1]

omg i cant stop rewinding to 4:38 hes just like HELLO HAHAHHA

[@Dan89201]

4:15 house house games: write that down, write that down

[@miniluv7330]

Peace was never an option

[@jasmineday6691]

4:32 is *all* you need 0:40 same...

[@steve_broxi]

Nyaaaaaaaaa

[@Hana-F]

Only the finest of British television here.

[@cozywalrus7175]

Horrible Histories 30% violence 20%animal/human noises 40% poop/fart jokes 10% im a shouty man 100% randomness

[@steve_broxi]

1000% *I'm a shouty man*

[@milliejenkinson5832]

That is 100% accu-rat!

[@itspienoon7883]

When this has helped you more with exams than your actual History teaches>>>>

[@squidink3470]

Can I just say, as somebody who's hard of hearing and relies on captions which are almost never provided, I really appreciate the effort that went into subtitling this.

[@emilianoisaiahlennet1992]

Turn on the subtitles and pause at 2:57. You're welcome.

[@MiaSharkesque]

this video convices me that horrible histories is basically a childrens monty python

[@disphing]

2:08 perfectly cut

[@metalizedLV]

r/perfectlycutscreames

[@HoldmyApplejuice]

I've watched horrible histories so many times I know the context

[@Kendricklamarglazer17]

Yes

[@Addy0302]

The first one to really make me laugh was "I'd like to buy 5000 wasps", I really don't remember it at all but its hilarious out of context

[@googleirl289]

the fact that the first three series were literally filmed in a field, a room with a green screen and a couple sets will always amaze me. this show taught me more than my proper history teacher has.

[@AnnaWoods]

I'm in the middle of a history degree and it's quite literally only because of this beautiful show

[@SweetCarolineBAMBAMBAM]

I am so happy there's a community for all of us online. Watching these compilations and talking to everyone in the comments has been amazing! Or should I say ✨💖aMAzInG💖✨

[@Trench303]

I love that the cast is in Ghosts now lol

[@bri5033]

I haven't watched this show for at least two years and I still remember the context of most of these

[@ShamsulA]

It's funny that I know the context of every scene here because this show was so funny and educational. Worth a watch for any teen.

[@killjoycat3947]

I haven't watched all of them so I only know half of these

[@bagabones5580]

Is it weird horrible histories is my comfort show? Like whenever I’m sad or feel lonely I just watch this lmaooo

[@Subpar1O1]

It warms my heart that this show from my childhood is meme material

[@spiritwarhol707]

this show was ahead of its time

[@digitalsalli]

3:52 everytime i try to eat healthy

[@katiebethany7810]

Yes today, I’m going to show you how to cook London!

[@xeoney]

Me, eating: *I'm gonna regret clicking* First two seconds: *H O R S E P O O*

[@NoDream424]

0:18 this sketch was brought to you by the life of bria

[@J0hnTh3T4lking]

0:00 is from a sketch about the fact that saxons used to give each other poop for Christmas quite a lot because of the wide variety of uses 0:07 is from a sketch where a group of vikings put on make up to scare enemies. one of them dresses up as a clown as one of those 'silly' jokes 0:11 is from a sketch about the love life of Julius Caesar. the narrator says "he was a man with everything: land, power, grapes. a lot of grapes" 0:22 is from a sketch about how middle ages doctors used to cure injuries. one of the cures was to chant like that 0:42 is from a sketch about the victorian invention 'tape worm trap" with you would suffocate on killing not only the tape worm but also you 1:02 if a sketch from a series of sketches called 'Historical Masterchef' based on the real Masterchef. the shouting is making a joke that Gordon Ramsey shouts a lot 1:10 is from a sketch from a series of sketches called 'Ready, Steady, Feast' based of 'ready, Steady, Eat'. it was a joke about the great fire of London and was basically treating it like a cooking tutorial 1:22 is from a sketch about the fact that king Henry III loved to see people farting for Christmas entertainment 1:41 is from a song called 'It's Not True" stating that a lot of common theories about history (such as King Author and William Tell) were not 100% true 1:46 is from a sketch about a man getting annoyed about the strict rules about good manners in the victorian times, so he shoves an apple pie into his girlfriend's face 2:00 is from a sketch about a Tudor family getting exited over a banana because bananas had just been brought into England at around that time 2:31 is from a sketch about preserving a dead body in the Stone Age. the presenter repeatedly his his colleague thought the sketch 2:34 is from a sketch that is a fake advert for the H1tl3r Y0*th 2:38 is from a sketch about the fact that people in the Georgian age used to get fleas a lot so they used to set tiny race tracks and get fleas to race along them 3:00 is from a song by the 4 Georges of England who sing a song together. George III was famous for being quite bizarre, therefore stating that he was the "mad one" 3:06 is from a song about William Burke and William Hare, 2 b0dysn4tch3rs and m*rd3r3rs from Edinburgh who stole dead bodies to doctors to make money 3:25 is from a sketch that is a fake TV advert about the fact that Aztecs used to kill lamas a lot, so they would get lamas from lama famers 3:32 is another sketch about Aztecs which is gross so I am not going to describe it 3:41 is from a sketch about the 3x3c*t10n of Jack Shepherd 4:11 is from a sketch about the fact the evacuees from W0rld W4r 2 would move to the country side and often get scared by the unfamiliar farm animals that lived there 4:32 is from a song about 4zt3c pr13sts who k1ll3d humans to satisfy their gods 4:40 is from a sketch about a German priest called Martin Luther (not to be confused with Martin Luther King) who used to sit on the toilet and write to his friends about his poops! 4:58 is from a sketch about the Bl4ck D34th

[@StiggusRattus]

Oh this .... this is beautiful

[@mrimperatrix]

Ok but thank you for doing accurate captions

[@colonyofrats4193]

This may just be the funniest video on the platform

[@fey__3919]

3:34 He could play the live action Emperor for Emperor's new groove.

[@user-hf8hw8ff4v]

Great, now the llama song is stuck in my head again

[@user-oh5gm9ry7o]

The Greatest Show in British television

[@augen2244]

alternate title: my childhood, summarized

[@haydenbarnes5110]

I am pleased when I see suffering

[@viki1604]

I go to Uni in Germany and our British History professor shows us horrible history clips in every lecture. That’s the best part of the week right there.

[@markloutoal1766]

I'm a sausage! ✨ *SIZZLE SIZZLE SIZZLE* ✨