HORRIBLE HISTORIES - The Stone Age Report with Bob Hale

[@Jakiladd]

we had to do a new report in english in year 7 and i inspired my character (weather man) on him, the teacher (who's like 50) was pissing herself laughing aswell as all of my classmates. I LOVE HH!

[@ThatGirlWithTheCards]

"In fact, you could walk to France but please don't because we have guests!" XD

[@RoleplayingVamp]

"It was cold... Like Ice... for an age!! LET'S CALL IT AN ICE-AGE! And the whole country empties and absolutely nothing happens." HELLYEAH 8D

[@elizaclouds]

hi from the future

[@edwardtye4119]

BUT NOT FOR LONG

[@Nina5144]

Always loved these reports with Bob.

[@Emsinamic]

In real life Larry doesn't look like he would be able to talk that fast or loud You would think that it would be a different person doing Bob Hale

[@whatnopie]

small cbbc viewers do not appreciate the full amazingness of this programme!

[@challenger2031]

I do. I watches these episodes back to back. Unbelievable way to learn so much about history. Just a fantastic SHOW!!

[@rdococ]

This is funny, especially at the end when I seen the "act-your-age" :P

[@byrdietm]

I JUST LOVE BOB!!! he's too hilarious!!&

[@tidmouthmilk12]

I'm glad he's still on Horrible Histories!

[@Emanouche]

Waow... gotta love Europe, when they talk about beer being a great invention on a kid show...

[@jedisalsohere]

It was. Back when we didn't really have a reliable source of clean water, beer was great because the alcohol killed all the germs.

[@megan2478]

"Animals like hippos, and elephants, and hamsters, and lions, except not hamsters..." LOL!

[@crafty25936]

i learnt more in this 2 minutes and 45 seconds than i learn in a whole boring hour at school,plus i really enjoyed

[@oliverconway6960]

Same.

[@gyouryj]

"It's all one big party" made me LMFAO!

[@cynthiax56]

HORRIBLE HISTORIES is the BESTEST EVER :D

[@jazzzyy13]

Bob Hale, you amazing, amazing man.

[@playfulpear]

"yes MEGABEARS!"

[@chopchop8916]

I want the Horrible Histories people to be my teachers!

[@CaptainJackSparrowSavvy]

Bob, is a character to good for us.

[@User-jk8wq]

People just casually forget that Bob Hale murdered a hamster on live TV

[@charlesbannon6909]

I think this part of the episode is why it is not shown in America any more. Thank you Religion!

[@teetiger999]

to bad the news isn't like this. otherwise i would watch it all the time.

[@thebeautywithin]

Just absolutely awesome show! xD

[@Nick3889]

i love this segment

[@Inkyminkyzizwoz]

Imagine them covering the Balkan Wars: "Hello, and welcome to the News at When. When? The 1990s, when the people of Southeastern Europe decided that they couldn't live with each other anymore and started to go their separate ways. Here to explain is Bob Hale, with the Yugoslavia Report." ... "So Lord Carrington comes up with this new plan called the, well, Carrington Plan, which will make all six republics independent. However, the Serbian President, Slobodan Milošević, doesn't want to dissolve Yugoslavia, so he refuses to sign. Guess he 'Slobodan' that idea!" ... "So by now, all that's left of Yugoslavia is the republics of Serbia and Montenegro, and that is the end of that. BUT NOT FOR LONG! Because in 2003 the country decides to change its name to, er, Serbia and Montenegro, and that is the end of that. BUT NOT FOR LONG! Because in 2006, Montenegro finally catches up with everyone else and decides that it now wants independence after all, so Serbia and Montenegro divides into... well, Serbia and Montenegro. And that really is the end of that. BUT NOT FOR LONG! Because just two years later, Kosovo declares independence from Serbia, only this time Serbia isn't quite so keen on losing yet more territory and refuses to recognise it, and that really, really is the end of that. OR IS IT? After all, this is the Balkans, where everyone hates each other, so who knows what will happen next? Back to you, Sam."

[@blackwolfoo1]

That was so funny at Iron age, Roman age,middle age, Industrial age, modern age, Act-your-age, and then death lol sooo funny!!!!!!!! :D

[@Lightning12R]

My grandfather is currently living the old age.

[@stevenwhitear]

Is he still alive?

[@RietjeRox]

this guy is AWESOME! (haha HorribleHistories is just the way I wanna learn about history XD)

[@evaguan3075]

It was ａlong time ago。Stone age

[@EngineerRiff]

HEEEEEEEEE chases bears HEEEEEEEEE’S chases by bears HEEEEEEEEE chases mammoths HEEEEEEEEE’S chases by mammoths

[@CherushiChan]

Lol ive just been learning all about this at uni, although on here it sounds much more interesting!

[@TheGemgem154]

i love this guy if he was my history teacher i would go to shcool on weekends (but only take history lessons)

[@LesMisCatsGirl]

HE chases bears, and HE'S chased by bears, and HE chases mammoths, and HE'S chased by mammoths...

[@Tabbyclaw]

@Lazyguy22 It's like coffee: The question is not "How did someone come up with that?" but "Why did they do it a second time?"

[@mylovelylinx]

"Big Brow, Big Nose, Big News! He chases bears, he's chased by bears, he chases mammoths, he's chased by mammoths!" XD XD

[@MatthewLarder]

"Hippo's,elephants,Hamsters and lions except not hamsters" LOL

[@Emanouche]

I live in US now, but the country I was born in, you can buy beer at any age if you say "it's for my dad". xD

[@GoldenEspeon1337]

I love Bob Hale so much. What's with him and Helicopters though?

[@yoghurtlord1745]

Do ya recognise this fellow. It's me! It's you! It's yo mama!

[@smileyxxfou2397]

No one: Bob Hale: BuT nOt FoR lOnG!

[@BobaShakeMallow]

1:08

[@Ketston]

I think that beer is better than archery

[@peechykean]

I think this guy should do the actual news!

[@amberparrot]

lol the ages "bronze age, iron age, roman age, middle age, industrial age, modern age, act-your-age, old age.... and then death" @ 2:25

[@ChewingGumIsCool]

love this mannnn

[@veon5043]

Factually you are right mha pfp person

[@eduard007best]

i love bob and sam

[@Cheddarhead7]

lol i love this part of the episodes

[@thenameless50000]

i dont know why, but when he says : hes you! hes me! hes modern man! i thought her was gonna say: hes you! hes me! hes your P.E teacher! DONT QUESTION ME!

[@DylanChester97]

i lol'd at the explodin hamster

[@1Thunderfire]

All hail Bob Hale!

[@joblin1532]

series 6 onwards ruined horrible histories

[@FruitPastillesx]

Bob Hale for King of The World.

[@Shinisoup]

i love that guy... he's epic!

[@fatso139]

this guy rocks

[@MonkeyMelissa3]

@ThePinkettes i want him as my history teacher!

[@xXHoopsx]

This is brill. :)

[@cutestrawberryflower]

can learning history get any better ! wish i had this to help me with GCSE history epic !! :P

[@lucyhardy-styles-shield2728]

I had this while I was doing GCSE History, sadly none of what Bob and co had on was anything to do with the trash my teacher taught. When I got caught watching this on a laptop during the lesson, I got sent out of class and got detention for saying Horrible Histories was more informative and interesting than her lessons

[@KC_Streams]

American horrible Histories "when cave men slowly evolved into modern humans, or they were all created by God 6,000 years ago, or maybe the flying spaghetti monster the other week"

[@googoojnr]

Bob: Exept not Hamsters Hamster: Lol wut? *BOOM!*

[@jackydefo]

hes a good teacher

[@dionnemoss6119]

hi it was so funny and fast rilly funny could,nt keep up thats why i felt like you at the end fantid

[@Elizabeththegreatest]

Well, I don't live in in England ,but it sounds fun.

[@IANOYTYK]

Yes it's goodbye Stone Age hello Bronze Age! Then it's Iron Age, Roman Age, Middle Age, Industrial Age, Modern Age, Act-Your-Age.... and then death. woo... *falls over* Yay! I love Horrible Histories!

[@05LesPaul]

Is like having a history class with Julian Assange

[@MageLufaine]

And Hamsters and lions... except no hamsters. And MEGA BEARS! You wouldn't want to meet him on a dark night, except someone did!

[@tombi160]

especialy bob hale

[@eduard007best]

we are now an island da da dah hooray

[@callunas]

I don't think he's necessarily saying it was a great (as in good) invention because he mentioned archery too, which was primarily a method of killing people, as was the earliest use of bronze.

[@IAlbionI]

BOB HALE FOR PRESIDENT

[@soniccandice]

i love him^^^ so f****ing funny

[@TheMoonPower]

lol at the snowman

[@TheGemgem154]

i love bob he is so funny if he was my history teacher after my history lessons id ditch shcool and go get bob to get me macdonalds!!!!!

[@Racoonkid34]

Ages of Britain in a nut shell!

[@Emanouche]

Nah, I do mean Europe... I'm from Switzerand and I can say we are pretty much all obscessed with alcoholic beverages in that part of the world... even though I personally don't drink due to personal choice.

[@rayaankabir]

Dude IT WAS i think millions or billions of years ago was stone age i think

[@KetchupSplodge]

the snowman looks like it was made on MS Paint.

[@OskarStoddart]

He invents the wheel, Beer!

[@EbonyFernOfficial]

!goodbye stone age, hello bronze age. then it's iron age roman age middle age industrial age modern age act your age old age and then death! pheww" hahahhahahahahha i love this guy!

[@daisydolores]

legend :)

[@LiveLoudandLiveAlive]

Go to parts of Mexico and they're given both. With chili candies.

[@TheEliseylou]

God im so immature i keep laughing at the word, "Homo sapiens" haha

[@stugers]

i like him as my teacher

[@scoobyrds]

the hamster 'sploded xD

[@oliviadaly4795]

You wouldnt want to run into the megabear on a dark night.... No shit thats how you died Robin 😂😂 (they stayed together to do Ghosts and he played a caveman called Robin)

[@MonkeyMelissa3]

tht hamster is like on all of the hamster food and stuff and it looks like myn lol

[@theworldisgoingtodie]

mammoths, it was too cold for elephants but woolly mammoths were woolly therefore they could live there

[@vickylewis8558]

So wait, how did Neanderthals get to Britain? Surely they didn't have boats...

[@sonofeast11]

@missyajx i want him to be my teacher

[@ichigomaster98]

That's because they aren't as stuck up as us i for one can't wait to move to England!

[@mimimirwitch]

[@CakeLord7]

well it is telling people what they invented and thats part of history

[@stevenkhotmailcom]

bob hale is crazy :D

[@Gavin17259]

He's mean, he's lean and you wouldn't want to run into him on a dark night. Then one night, someone runs into him! lol

[@Lazyguy22]

How did beer get invented, anyway? "Hmm, I reckon if I take all these different bits of plant and put them in a big tub with some water and this funny-looking stuff I found on some berries, wait a month or two and see what happens... "Cor, this stuff's foul! Oh well, I've made it now, might as well finish it off... "WAHEY! This is great! I think I'm going to kill a mammoth WITH MY LOINCLOTH! "Ohh bollocks, I'm never shoving shit I find on the ground in a pot again... yes I am."

[@Sareillio]

Lol explodin hamster

[@omegasavant]

Instead, you just give them bows and arrows.

[@MrJero85]

No god exploded like the hamster and they all lived happily ever after! The beginning

[@RaihanSkywalker]

did they have elephants 750,000 years ago?

[@Tareltonlives]

Well, don't worry, they were mostly herbivores and the Neanderthals found them both sacred and delicious.

[@TheGreenCursor]

ii want Bob as my Dad!

[@ClassyMobster]

Everyone likes a good fight!!!

[@scoobyrds]

animals like mammoths, wolves, and, best of all, megabears, yes! megabears!