House - "ATTENTION I Slept With Lisa Cuddy!!" | House M.D..

[@gassygiants]

I like how this entire episode is filmed hand held, shaky cam up until until he realizes he's hallucinating. Subtling telling people something is off

[@bwstar12]

I've seen this series a billion times and never even noticed that :o. Wow!

[@aaminamalek6159]

I was annoyed about the shaky camera, this point helps.

[@sarcasticallyrearranged]

The camera actually is unstable throughout the series, not just when Houe is onscreen. Pay attention.

[@julianvillaquira4127]

Now I can't stop noticing it. Thanks a lot :)

[@gassygiants]

@@sarcasticallyrearranged yes....but this episode specifically is completely hand held until he realizes he was high........dumby

[@talkingzack4926]

The fact that there was no lipstick on the cup and that Wilson said “Go Terrorize Her” were the signs of the hallucination

[@Mutaburasaurus]

Shouldn't there have been lipstick on the cup, since House didn't actually have it?

[@dx.feelgood5825]

Essentially, the entire episode was a hallucination

[@edwardterry9468]

There was no lipstick on the cup because there was no lipstick anywhere. Not on House's face or on Cuddy's lips. Also, the tube of lipstick that House pulled out of his pocket was imaginary. He was actually holding a bottle of Vicodin. He hadn't really detoxed.

[@edwardterry9468]

@@Mutaburasaurus House actually had the cup, it just didn't have lipstick on it because there was no lipstick, in the first place.

[@Sammy_Jankis]

Zackary Gurdon I don’t think the talking with Wilson was hallucinated

[@davidci]

Tbh, this starts one of the highest points of the series, when he finally learns that he was still crazy all along.

[@xavier2.044]

Davidci Codex what does tbh mean again?

[@davidci]

@@xavier2.044 Tasty butt ham

[@anastliliop5819]

@@xavier2.044 to be honest

[@xavier2.044]

Davidci Codex it sounds yummy for some reason

[@xavier2.044]

Anastasia Liliopoulou tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh bht

[@dolebludger]

Love how they have the unsteady camera shake during hallucination/stress scenes. Clever work

[@thelightside77]

Can you explain this please?

[@bobbyfischer7179]

@@thelightside77 what's there to explain mate ?

[@thelightside77]

@@bobbyfischer7179 I was trying to learn House secrets🧐I know that hallucination episodes are white-washed camera effect and also the intros change if it's an important main plot episode.

[@Spider_7_7]

"How's the pain?" "She's got some bruising."

[@samwalker3165]

I screamed YAAAAASSSSSS

[@Flem100DK]

Stud!

[@sarcasticallyrearranged]

That's why it was a hallucination!

[@alexandra.willitts6988]

"I get it, you're a stud" I spit out my drink when he said that. Got sugary soda all over my keyboard.

[@umer.on.youtube]

@@alexandra.willitts6988 it wasn't funny. It was just a

[@babakbanijamali5130]

Wilson : "How are you gonna screw it up?" House : "Several good options..

[@shanesiddall69]

Lol

[@julienckjm7430]

Went back to the video to hear it then came back to comment hahaha!😂😂😂

[@leavesofdistinction2252]

I laughed out loud. 🤣

[@normancarter5419]

Excellent Writers, Excellent Deliveries of the lines.

[@chinweakpu3041]

What I call true friendship 😂😂😂

[@usmanhanif8415]

"How are you gonna screw it up?" Classic

[@HUNKragor]

Several good options That was even funnier

[@kəanıncupıdo]

You're on 666 likes. Nice.

[@hithere2546]

I need a wilson in my life.

[@smurfyday]

yes.

[@shishaa]

Yep

[@Archii20]

We all need a wilson in your lives !

[@rishabhrai92]

Everyone does

[@W0RLDSSMALLESTVI0LIN]

Im very much like him, but im also a bit like House

[@biggiesmol]

This show really shows addiction can affect anyone, even geniuses. And there's nothing wrong to see it as what it is, a sickness.

[@mickymac6571]

A sickness you volunteer for.😎

[@maybeitsyou1317]

@@mickymac6571 Sort of like when your mom got pregnant with you?

[@Dolllas]

have you seen criminal minds when reed got held he almost died from an od he was addicted after that i love the transparency

[@anmolbehl1883]

Very true. Executive functions of the brain and absolute intelligence(ability to process complex problems) are largely independent of each other.

[@tvdsje]

@@mickymac6571 you mean like lung cancer for smokers? Or heart failure for fat 50 year old men? Or diabetes when obese? Stop acting as if humans aren't complex and there isn't a myriad of reasons why a disease happens to people. They haven't chosen to get the disease and therefore get treated the same as any other sick people. Nobody volunteers for terrible diseases and having flaws doesn't make you deserving of pain and suffering. I hope you don't work with anything more complex than making bricks.

[@Shinigami13133]

If you listen closely, when house moves you can hear the rattle of his vicodin, despite his claims that he stopped taking it

[@mariansony91]

yep...a hallucination...that was no lipstick, it was vicodin...

[@goobins_jr]

Marian Sony it was oxycodone, you could see the label on the bottle House has when he realizes he’s hallucinating.

[@mariansony91]

@@goobins_jr my bad, my thoughts were on vicodin back then and wrote vicodin instead of oxycodone xD

[@Damatovg]

@@goobins_jr actually, it is Vicodin. The label never shows oxycodone, it shows part of what might end in codone, to which another name of Vicodin is hydrocodone.

[@Hi-Fitxt]

@@Damatovg I love when people have already written comments for me lol

[@vitomcsween974]

How many people you know would shout at their workplace that they slept with their boss

[@rickrick5041]

Vito Mcsween I would. Of course I’m also the boss

[@kuikyroje]

@@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad. I'll be categorically reporting this username with the screenshot I have just taken to the authorities of every such country that I am able to contact

[@starcrafter13terran]

Does it count if I do it over the intercom?

[@rickrick5041]

@@starcrafter13terran You can do it over the intercom or in the car, in bed, on the beach or anywhere. It doesn't matter where you do it as long as you announce it at work

[@jeremydyar7566]

Quite a few. Though they would all get fired

[@OhhowHelovesus777]

I cant stand his tentative smile when she starts laughing at the idea of her moving in with him. He has no idea in that moment that she's laughing at his absurdity and not laughing with him. Ugh, breaks my heart.

[@OhhowHelovesus777]

@I Make Reddit Users Cry not there he isn't

[@Ave_Satana666]

What if the addiction isn't the reason he's hallucinating....

[@Ave_Satana666]

Think about it the whole show is about diagnosing and suddenly the main character starts to do what most patients do... My guess is brain tumor. From the episodes IV seen drugs never have this effect. Something is in his brain.

[@mellowenglishgal]

"Yeah, I get it - you're a stud". "You were sober! She was sober?" Love Wilson!

[@benhuber1717]

I love the camera work in this episode. It shakes when he is delusional, and straight when he is focused.

[@kaybee328]

wow, I've never noticed that. that's genius

[@spencer9503]

“I paid a guy in her gym to retrieve one of her bottles from the trash.” “Love inspires us to greatness.”😂😂😂

[@ozzywalker609]

I love the look on Cuddy’s face when she realized what House did.

[@ashleytrout7452]

That’s what you get when you decide to end things without talking it over

[@queueeeee9000]

​@@ashleytrout7452she didn't end things, because those things never existed to begin with (hallucinations)

[@ashleytrout7452]

@@queueeeee9000 woops I didn’t watch the whole thing

[@lewisdavidson571]

This episode. This one hit harder than I could've imagined. I knew it was a Season finale. I knew it was going somewhere. So to see an already depressing season end with such a gutpunch really hit harder because of how everything seemed to be looking up.

[@PJMontoya]

Personally, I’d have kept my mouth shut and booked another ride on the Cuddy train

[@soppingwetburgers6493]

Would love me some cuddy.

[@Matt_J95a]

hahahahahahajahahahahah LOL

[@blahblah1939]

My fave somewhat unanimous view among fans to read is the way everybody is extremely down bad for cuddy

[@m-w93]

Man the scene when she cries and fires him an him realizing he's hallucinating...this changes in moments from an awkward scene to a heartbreaking one

[@nash6132]

This was “Housest” moment in the whole series. The savagery of him banging his cane on the rail and making that announcement proved to me once and for all that Gregory House M.D. gives zero f***s.

[@Do12844]

Yeah but he was hallucinating it the whole time

[@gantaroo3140]

@@Do12844 that doesn't make it not his personality

[@brucewayne2184]

"That's what she said." - House - - - Michael Scott

[@MegamindtheGOAT]

Bruce Wayne “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott

[@alejandrop.s.3942]

House said it several times along the series. As an Office fan, I especially enjoyed it.

[@that_bloke_kiri]

lol, if cuddy was my boss, i would risk it all

[@mdd1963]

@Buttrape Bill I'd be shocked if she fills a B-cup....(she's cure, mind you....but, a B-cup is always a B-cup...)

[@leo-yd7cf]

Tiny tiddies best tiddies btw

[@simplythebest286]

hahahaha agree !!!!

[@0devildante0]

Big titties are overrated.

[@frozzle]

What is this, tittycon in House Comments?

[@radhikavij5921]

“There will come a time when true love in humans will be screened by Thermal Scanners.” A Human

[@angelacarleton9575]

Good Idea we have enough BS right now.

[@AwoudeX]

physical attraction maybe, but true love? and how about it lasting beyond the first years? will that thermal scan prevent a divorce?

[@zoeliu3191]

I love the fact that Wilson’s reaction was just ‘WOW’ Laughs uncontrollably...

[@MrNoSleepOSRS]

God I love this show

[@briantran7934]

i love your channel

[@TeflonDan]

Sup

[@ALC0LITE]

So weird seeing different circles of your world collide.

[@LouiesLog]

@@ALC0LITE Myes

[@joncostanza1798]

MR NO SLEEP

[@foxferguson4638]

This is proof that Wilson was Houses best friend. The fact is that everytime Wilson thought House was harming himself, he stepped in and talked to Cuddy. When he thought stepping in might keep his friend from finding the relationship he actually needed, he didn't. Turns out, it was just bad timing.

[@OmegaLightning]

Honestly this (upon many others) is a truly punch to the gut, heart breaking moment when he wakes up and realizes he hallucinated.

[@quietplace8455]

*”Her lips say no, her hormones say ‘Oh my god yes more!’”*

[@Plottoberry]

Relatable!

[@Ali-nt9hw]

“Yeah I get it your a stud,”😂 what are friends for

[@diorfanni]

An army and a house fan? Can u be my best friend? 😂😂

[@zkdoc]

cuddy looks so beautiful when she smiles

[@rustcohle9267]

Yeah even while crying.

[@TheArchangel47]

Someone once had the audacity to say that there were no beautiful women in this show. This person CLEARLY never saw Cuddy.

[@nephele8898]

Or Thirteen

[@camothecaptain2824]

Or Cameron

[@NikhilSharma-rp4bc]

That stripper in the first season?

[@mahuyamajumder4276]

@@nephele8898 she's too hot to forget haha

[@ankyfire]

Or Adams. Or Dominica.

[@HombreDufff]

I love wilson... He always makes the right and precise comments/questions

[@brentage5000]

The best part of this episode is watching it back once you know the ending and seeing all the conversations with Cuddy from her point of view.

[@ashleyabal8209]

“That’s fantastic, how are you going to screw it up?”

[@asymptoticsingularity9281]

There are severfal beautiful women on this show Cuddy is my favorite. Cuddy is a rare beauty.

[@karimgameil6240]

I like watching wilson and seeing how complex of a character he is when he uses his super power of analysing everyone's emotions and intentions on the fly.

[@ashleygrant3131]

I love how after cuddy looks up at house, all of the staff, everyone: all of the people run away. Lol.

[@SydBarrett91]

It's painful, how after saying "move in together" Liza laughs and House watches her waiting something good would happen.

[@awesomeavis7861]

We need a “It explains everything” compilation

[@yellowstarburst3810]

this episode was so sad because he really loved her and would move in with her just like that, just to find out it never happened😭

[@Sigma0283]

When I heard him announce this the first time, my jaw was hanging open and I was wide eyed in shock. Then Cuddy came out of her office and looked at house and I said "He is soooo dead."

[@stefancristian5136]

-"I paid one guy to get one of her bottles from the trash" -"Love inspires us to do great things."

[@cctomcat321]

I think everything happened within context of the two other people involved being different to House because is hallucinating evidence of something he think happened. So the conversations between House and Wilson could be real as Wilson full well knows this has always been a thing and as far as he knows, they slept together. He has no reason not to believe House. Some people seem to be thinking be questioning entire situations beyond the initial Cuddy hallucination but really I think the only thing shown to be real to House only is the lipstick and it's remnants. In all reality, it's his vicodin. There is no lipstick. So could easily be missed when Wilson assumes the opposite. He doesn't say, "look at this tube of lipstick", so there wouldn't be an obvious reason to suspect otherwise.

[@nikolalutov8898]

Hands down, one of the best episodes to have ever been created - Hugh Laurie and Lisa Edelstein are probably the best relationship TV portail I have seen.

[@johndo308]

Ah, i miss House M.D..

[@thingydo3382]

“Wow... one for each...” “That’s what she said” Oh god

[@sheehandc.sheehan8439]

Hi juju

[@TxmanMy]

Can someone explain what ‘one for each’ mean in this case

[@jkasdhn99]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@MariaPazUgarte]

What does it mean

[@palakgupta8728]

What does one for each mean here

[@jaimhaas5170]

He does have a gift for creating bi-polar moments around him.

[@therbwholaughs6835]

There literally three people say first and one guy saying second I respect the guy that said second

[@oliverhill1331]

Agreed

[@danieldean8434]

Taking one for the team

[@dragonslayerornstein387]

Third

[@FacundoMCL]

Fourth

[@predictivetextisforaunts]

Is that all one sentence?

[@harrykadaras9459]

This particular script writing was even more brilliant than the regular brilliant script writing. The actors certainly help the case for a terrific show, but the true brilliance is in the writing.

[@tjkoker]

That, without a doubt, was the best House MD compilation of scenes ever! Well done. A thoroughly enjoyable stint.

[@MrEVAQ]

It's all from the same episode

[@610Hobbies]

Oh man, 5th season Cuddy is so beautiful, Lisa Edelstein is such a gorgeous woman.

[@thedancingveganatheist6310]

This is the most I've laughed out loud in a long time. HOUSE was a mainstream show that managed to be smart and funny.

[@theslyasian3663]

This was all House's hallucination btw for those who haven't watched the series yet

[@jamesgurley2075]

The last clip they uploaded yesterday about the hallucinations makes a lot more sense with this scene for context.

[@dx.feelgood5825]

What are you talking about? House wasn't Lucid Dreaming. He began taking the too much of his medicine to deal with physical and emotional pain. He ups the dosage so much that he begins having hallucinations, and soon cannot tell the difference between his hallucinations and reality

[@DeVoidLij]

@@dx.feelgood5825 The problem begins when neither can we

[@edwardterry9468]

This isn't the hallucination, having sex with Cuddy was the hallucination. This is the morning and days after the hallucination. Basically, he thinks they had sex, but they didn't. They simply had a small argument in which he insulted her. But, House is now hounding her to get her to talk about the sex, but of course, she's not acknowledging the sex, since she has no idea that that even (supposedly) happened. She merely thinks he's hounding her because of the argument and the insult. That's why, in the beginning, she says, "We need to talk." She was talking about the argument, while he thought she was talking about the sex. In other words, they're both on two separate pages thoughout the whole episode, and neither one realizes it.

[@arcoshield7237]

@@edwardterry9468 first time i saw this i never knew house hallucinated at all. Is thre the scene where he explains this lol?

[@ShaIade]

I don't know if it's just coincidental but I've noticed that in other clips, the cameras tend to use some sort of motion stabilizer to keep the image steady. In this clip however, the scenes where House appears look to have been recorded intentionally shaky, not sure if it's a given but felt it was worth pointing out. Feels like a huge hint about which parts of the episode are actually hallucinations.

[@mariajo2698]

Thus show its amazing 🙌

[@KaiserBruh]

yup that's exactly correct, the shaky cama was intentional to be a tell as to when he was hallucinating

[@imonlyamanandiwilldiesomed4406]

After she said "you're fired" he should have said "I love you". Would have been perfect. She appeared genuinely hurt.

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

I love that you're uploading these. Like, really love it. Hope it's not autoimmune.

[@chriswilliam7282]

Wilson played him dirty, he so totally knew Cuddy liked House.

[@peachydarl]

Everyone did let’s be real

[@ellllllo77]

i should start taking thermal imagines of my future female prospects, should make things a lot simpler

[@CarlosPerez-sc6nr]

Wilson: “How’s the pain” House: “She’s probably got some bruising” 😂

[@ohdear1780]

This reminds me of Sherlock, but with a medical area in it.

[@ItsDanteGraves]

oh dear thats the premise, House is Holmes, Wilson is Watson (y)

[@angelafan8886]

How come no one found it was a hallucination lmao

[@angelafan8886]

I mean the slept with Cuddy thing

[@jamesgurley2075]

Because nobody talked to each other about it. Thats why he ended up being the one to notice

[@pemo2676]

He only spoke to Wilson about it and obviously he believed House because House was being genuine. House was alluding to it the entire time to Cuddy, but she thought that was just House as he always does that. No one else would've known, and by rehab everyone did find out; it was just not mentioned (Cuddy knew since she told her detective boyfriend and he rambled about it briefly)

[@c_jade]

that messed me up when i realised he was hallucinating

[@andreinybakken9252]

8:21 House goes all Zapp Brannigan on her😂 - "Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men!"

[@onion.boo4206]

"People who get close to you get hurt." wilson 10 years later

[@BadMrFrosty999]

I'm so glad I can watch this series all over again online. Too bad I just can't download it

[@imtesaalahmed2159]

Why not bro?

[@realdezb_fletch1785]

Wilson: be an adult House in his head: Not Today!

[@esterzach]

I adore this show, but this episode broke me. I think I was in depression for weeks back then. I loved them so much.

[@romacechina]

Lisa nails that mirthless laughter at the end spot on.

[@papapeeps85]

The fact that he didn't sleep with her and he has that lost cabin pressure moment, is why this show is one of the best ever written

[@arturs4024]

8:20 That laugh is gold XDDDDD

[@tallulahshark1194]

I love House casually proposing her to live with him like boy was down so bad his engagment issues disappeared

[@gsthMD7099]

I need more of House, I loved watching this show.

[@ILVG3]

Gosh, House would make a great Joker!

[@chrissydoodle655]

Pissing her off that way didn’t prove whether she cared or not. She’d have every right to be mad because it ruins her reputation within her career. So the point of this was rather high schoolish.

[@CHARSA93]

Spoiler alert (given, I haven't seen the show In its entirety): He wasn't fired. Hahahahahaha

[@jamesbeemer7855]

She's attracted to him .

[@marcfals2449]

4:00 Wilson is like “don’t mind me, I am just being the third wheel”

[@Aladato]

I think this is the third time House was fired in the past few weeks here.

[@TheForresterOD]

The similarities between house and nearly all Ryan Reynolds' roles is uncanny

[@luvuyomthembu3701]

Bruh you see that!?

[@darpanpatel8023]

This is like Sherlock, or say Inception. Dreaming/hallucinating. I love this concept soooo much!

[@DBZ-Mousa]

2:00 "Wow! This is fantastic! How are you gonna screw it up?" hahahaha!!!!

[@Wtahc]

"She's probably got some bruising"

[@gt362gamer]

4:52 This part probably would be pretty controversial nowadays.

[@johnread5777]

Lisa Cudy is the best of the best EVER. Central Casting really did its job!😊😊😊

[@cesarnava8073]

Nobody: House: OmG yEs MoRe

[@alski200]

This is the most crude way to see if you're in a hallucination or not

[@Pianothegamer]

House at the end be thinking: “So is that a yes?”

[@jaredkane676]

“Wow. Wow...one for both” Wilson is the best

[@Evil_Befall]

House - "ATTENTION I Slept With Lisa Cuddy!!" Everyone working there : Yeah we had a feeling this would happen one day

[@peachydarl]

The thing is they did sleep together back in med school and so that’s what cuddy thinks house is referring to when he shouts it from the balcony. It’s clever because she feels like he betrayed an old secret of theirs rather than just flat out lying, so it hurts deeper

[@arch_wyd]

one of the bests episodes by far; producers rlly outdone themselves

[@vinceedwards3978]

You know. After watching this particular thread of scenes.....Wilson is much more a psychoanalyst than an oncologist!!!!

[@AlexGNR]

"I wondered if we should move in together" *Cuddy laughs in anger* "no, no, no, hhahaha, YOUR FIRED!!!" That escalated quickly

[@deanfranz]

You can only imagine how many times she wanted to fire him before that moment, and how satisfying it must have been for her to actually have the perfect opportunity and execute it. That laugh just feels like the weight she's been bearing was finally lifted.

[@the1arenafootballleaguefan17]

Wilson: He has rules he can't break! House: He has no rules that aren't meant to be broken! Simply: If it ain't broke don't fix it!

[@Chaziltasm]

Honestly, the advice in this show is awful sometimes. He should just tell her he loves her. Plain and simple. She loved him, and to see him, get serious, get emotional and confess his feelings to her genuinely would blow her mind.

[@UltimateEnd0]

Greg & Lisa's child would have an IQ of 300.

[@199453063]

How are you gonna screw it up hahaha classic

[@trombonerist2856]

I love Houses decent into madness and how this is the ultimate step in it.

[@aceofpittsburgh]

I remember watching this show for a whole day once when I was stuck in bed sick. Such a great way to heal!

[@cantankerouspatriarch4981]

So he didn't respec the whamen?

[@trayolphia5756]

It’s why Netflix didn’t renew the licence and it got pulled...

[@jackinthebox1993]

I love the way cuddy looks before she is about to turn around

[@natashaduncan352]

"Her lips says no, her hormones says omg more"

[@recklessoldier]

I clicked so fast! Love this episode ♥️